Published on Friday, October 3, 2008 - 8:33am
The DRAGONBALL Teaser Pretty Much Sucks, But...
Merrick here...
The teaser for the (can't get no respect) DRAGONBALL movie adaptation has shown-up over at dbthemovie.com .
It's looking pretty thin if you ask me, although being caught in a Bulma/Mai sandwich wouldn't be altogether objectionable. And if that's not the zenith of film/marketing analysis, I don't know what is.
Here's an embed of the teaser from dbthemovie.com:
Dragonball Teaser from dbthemovie on Vimeo
Reader Talkback
Yes!!!! by PTSDPeteOct 3rd, 2008 08:36:22 AM Awful by MidnightxpressOct 3rd, 2008 08:37:28 AM Son of a bitch by PTSDPeteOct 3rd, 2008 08:37:30 AM Argh... by JonBlizzardOct 3rd, 2008 08:37:36 AM Aint It Cool News by enderandrewOct 3rd, 2008 08:39:22 AM Worst Movie Everrrrrrr!! by TheTafOct 3rd, 2008 08:39:53 AM This Franchise is Officially
Dead Now : by PTSDPeteOct 3rd, 2008 08:45:30 AM I think it looks ok! by MarxeffectOct 3rd, 2008 08:46:53 AM I think it looks ok! by MarxeffectOct 3rd, 2008 08:46:53 AM Fist of the North star by Demon_Style82Oct 3rd, 2008 08:47:28 AM Wow...that looks completely
lame.... by Crimson KingOct 3rd, 2008 08:50:18 AM It looks like crap and I love
it by FlipaoOct 3rd, 2008 08:50:21 AM Aaaarrrgggghhh double post! by MarxeffectOct 3rd, 2008 08:53:19 AM Dragonball Fighter Kombat by killianxOct 3rd, 2008 08:53:39 AM Seven DWAGONBAWWZ? by SquashuaOct 3rd, 2008 08:53:39 AM That looks like some schlock
right there. by HoboCodeOct 3rd, 2008 08:55:09 AM What the Hell was that? by IronmuskratOct 3rd, 2008 08:55:35 AM All I want to know is: by Shut the Fuck up DonnyOct 3rd, 2008 08:58:14 AM Poor, poor, poor Chow yun
Fat.... by eggartOct 3rd, 2008 08:59:21 AM Ka-meh-a-meh-a-mee... by Evil HobbitOct 3rd, 2008 09:01:45 AM Is that a Road Rules by comedian_xOct 3rd, 2008 09:10:58 AM Ha! it looked better than I
anticipated! by tile_mcgillusOct 3rd, 2008 09:15:36 AM killianx nailed it by jub3iOct 3rd, 2008 09:16:36 AM Some intellectual properties by CyGOct 3rd, 2008 09:17:35 AM This Will Fit Right In At The
Walmart $5 DVD Bin by A-CODOct 3rd, 2008 09:25:28 AM haha A-cod by brandon11Oct 3rd, 2008 09:27:24 AM Wait... by Anna ValeriousOct 3rd, 2008 09:29:23 AM That looks like crap. by rbatty024Oct 3rd, 2008 09:34:45 AM Dragonball never took itself
seriously... by yesiamaplantOct 3rd, 2008 09:41:28 AM KungFu Hustle looks more DBZ
than Shaolin Soccer by StrokerXOct 3rd, 2008 09:44:23 AM Realy phycics by StrokerXOct 3rd, 2008 09:46:08 AM Mmmm Padding by FrankenbastardOct 3rd, 2008 09:47:14 AM Thats not Dragonball by WonderboysOct 3rd, 2008 09:51:20 AM Rather have seen by toxicbuddhaOct 3rd, 2008 09:51:20 AM Mmm Padding (Redux) by FrankenbastardOct 3rd, 2008 09:58:02 AM Mai? by BigSteve03Oct 3rd, 2008 10:02:39 AM There's nothing wrong with
making a live action movie
about it by FlipaoOct 3rd, 2008 10:04:08 AM not surprised by fartedinthefaceofhollywoodOct 3rd, 2008 10:10:07 AM Oooh Man.. by TJ Donkey ShowOct 3rd, 2008 10:20:10 AM crap that looks bad by T 1000 xp professionalOct 3rd, 2008 10:27:22 AM how can anyone over the age of
12 think this looks good by mrfantomashawkOct 3rd, 2008 10:27:42 AM Sailor and the Seven Ballz by godoffireinhellOct 3rd, 2008 10:29:15 AM So....no Kamehameha money shot
in trailer? by knowthyselfOct 3rd, 2008 10:30:50 AM looks worse than mortal kombat by modern_loversOct 3rd, 2008 10:47:34 AM Goku doubting himself?
Piccalo white? by Mr Slippy FistOct 3rd, 2008 10:55:11 AM Dragon Ball ROCKS ASS BITCHES by Proman1984Oct 3rd, 2008 10:58:21 AM No Krillin? by Nuck81Oct 3rd, 2008 11:10:54 AM Wow by CharyouTreeOct 3rd, 2008 11:12:00 AM That was the Dragon Ball
trailer??? by pezduroOct 3rd, 2008 11:12:29 AM That looks cheap... by Greenleaf1Oct 3rd, 2008 11:32:58 AM Crap Crap CRAP by ZeeglooOct 3rd, 2008 11:34:39 AM BUAHAHA - BUAHHHA - BUAHHHA ..
Z! by frg10Oct 3rd, 2008 11:35:25 AM Goku... by Shepard BauerOct 3rd, 2008 11:53:29 AM They just...... by the1980mutantOct 3rd, 2008 11:54:05 AM To play Devils Advocate.... by ASKEWDOct 3rd, 2008 12:10:33 PM Y didn't FOX donate the budget
to starving kids in Africa. by The FounderOct 3rd, 2008 12:36:17 PM I wonder who their target
audience is supposed to be???? by The FounderOct 3rd, 2008 12:37:57 PM So THAT'S how you adapt DB to
the big screen! by Dapper SwindlerOct 3rd, 2008 12:43:11 PM This reminds me of Masters of
the Universe by RobertBaronOct 3rd, 2008 12:46:27 PM White Men and Asian Women...An
American Love Story Revisited by SKLICEOct 3rd, 2008 12:46:31 PM Looks like it was made for the
SciFi Channel by AkaiOct 3rd, 2008 12:58:08 PM What zom-bot.com said by TroutMaskReplicantOct 3rd, 2008 12:59:03 PM SERIOUSLY? NO KAMEHAMEHA WAVE
IN THE PREVIEW? by dr sauchOct 3rd, 2008 01:01:41 PM Emmy Rossum is in it... by stuatfunnyordieOct 3rd, 2008 01:20:20 PM UM NOT TO SOUND STUPID by knowledge1027Oct 3rd, 2008 01:36:55 PM Any got an alt link please ? by kingoflightOct 3rd, 2008 01:50:08 PM What about the "but".....? by Movies4dummiesOct 3rd, 2008 02:30:16 PM Here guys, if you really want
it by kungfuhustler84Oct 3rd, 2008 02:46:02 PM It's A Shame by Crow3711Oct 3rd, 2008 02:48:26 PM kungfuhustler by AragornElfstoneOct 3rd, 2008 02:57:08 PM I guess Aragorn Elf-Nerd by kungfuhustler84Oct 3rd, 2008 03:01:56 PM and aragorn by kungfuhustler84Oct 3rd, 2008 03:02:38 PM HOT ASIAN GIRLS! I'LL SEE IT! by Earthquake WestCoastOct 3rd, 2008 03:08:16 PM Didn't see the trailer yet by Phategod2Oct 3rd, 2008 03:16:46 PM Theres Nothing To It by RosebudsTheSledOct 3rd, 2008 03:25:40 PM Yikes. Looks like an
embarassment from the 90's by drewliciousOct 3rd, 2008 04:24:55 PM That was good by NYSCO6390Oct 3rd, 2008 04:24:56 PM I'm stunned that this movie
looks bad by Chief JosephOct 3rd, 2008 04:39:27 PM Just kidding. by Chief JosephOct 3rd, 2008 04:39:44 PM That was so bad I thought it
was fan made by RuffertoOct 3rd, 2008 04:54:31 PM Does anyone a superman
Parallel by Phategod2Oct 3rd, 2008 05:16:32 PM Extendo Stick, Extend!!! by StrokerXOct 3rd, 2008 05:54:42 PM Seriously I'm pissed. by StrokerXOct 3rd, 2008 06:01:15 PM Dragonball Vs. Dragonball Z by StrokerXOct 3rd, 2008 06:08:35 PM Watch us all be wrong and this
rules by StrokerXOct 3rd, 2008 06:12:50 PM Nice open mind there by Phategod2Oct 3rd, 2008 08:14:04 PM no one is missing..... by the1980mutantOct 3rd, 2008 09:08:32 PM ColWTH your an idiot. by RoketopunchOct 4th, 2008 12:11:46 AM I would rather watch.... by groorgmanOct 4th, 2008 12:56:24 AM ColWTH is Right by A-CODOct 4th, 2008 07:15:46 AM Goku is as Asian by Vincent GeckoOct 4th, 2008 11:34:36 AM This Should Not Be An Action
Film by smallerdemonOct 4th, 2008 11:54:29 AM Japanese Superman by Chief JosephOct 4th, 2008 12:32:56 PM Isn't Piccolo... by Adelai NiskaOct 4th, 2008 02:51:43 PM DRAGONBALL: The Death of
Imagination by shinigami319Oct 5th, 2008 02:24:26 AM