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VALKYRIE Trailer Sells Hitler-Killin' Real Good!

Beaks here...

"Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of explosives." And any problem movie in Hollywood can be rescued with one confidently cut trailer. Though I've had my doubts about Bryan Singer's VALKYRIE, they've completely vanished for the time being.

As a friend said earlier, Singer's perverse fascination with Nazis is palpable here. There's a fetishistic attention to detail that's downright Hitchcockian (the triggering of the detonator with pliers, the sizzling of the mosquito with the lit cigarette, etc.). Visually, I'd say VALKYRIE feels closer to APT PUPIL than anything else in Singer's filmography, only this time we've a decorated war hero trying to reclaim his righteousness rather than an impressionable teenager relinquishing his conscience. There may be an interesting symmetry there, or I may be digging too deep for meaning. I just know that I'm awfully impressed by this trailer, and that's something of a surprise.

After bouncing around the release schedule, VALKYRIE is set for a December 26th bow.

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by Chief Redcock
Sep 26th, 2008
01:21:31 AM
The Director Of Superman Returns
by deanbarry
Sep 26th, 2008
01:23:27 AM
I think Bryan Singer is talented
by Chief Redcock
Sep 26th, 2008
01:25:07 AM
You have to hand it to Singer...
by slder78
Sep 26th, 2008
01:26:34 AM
Cue the Singer and Cruise Bashing in 3..2..1..
by Xiphos_2
Sep 26th, 2008
01:30:28 AM
Who does Cruise think he is?
by odo19
Sep 26th, 2008
01:45:12 AM
Holy Shit
by kiwiblackm
Sep 26th, 2008
01:46:42 AM
Cool Trailer though....
by odo19
Sep 26th, 2008
01:49:18 AM
To accent or not to accent
by Happyfat73
Sep 26th, 2008
01:50:22 AM
Nazis...
by ShogunMaster
Sep 26th, 2008
01:52:16 AM
Singer is uneven
by The Ringwraith
Sep 26th, 2008
02:19:08 AM
still hate cruise, but trailer makes movie look ...
by caipirina
Sep 26th, 2008
02:22:52 AM
SPOILER
by eXcommunicated
Sep 26th, 2008
02:25:22 AM
Why the Singer hate??
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Sep 26th, 2008
02:25:28 AM
SPOILER
by eXcommunicated
Sep 26th, 2008
02:25:43 AM
The Ringwraith
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Sep 26th, 2008
02:27:20 AM
unimpressed
by malcolm_mccallum
Sep 26th, 2008
02:28:08 AM
The accents
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Sep 26th, 2008
02:29:21 AM
SPOILER
by deanbarry
Sep 26th, 2008
02:30:48 AM
malcolm_mccallum
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Sep 26th, 2008
02:30:56 AM
It felt a little V FOR VENDETTA, too
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Sep 26th, 2008
02:39:10 AM
unionJAckASS
by The Ringwraith
Sep 26th, 2008
02:45:26 AM
Accent issue bugs the shit out of me
by grievenom
Sep 26th, 2008
02:46:09 AM
The Ringwraith
by unionJACKass.webs.com
Sep 26th, 2008
02:57:08 AM
Haters will eat shit!!
by MaxTheSilent
Sep 26th, 2008
03:01:05 AM
As stupid as it sounds...
by odo19
Sep 26th, 2008
03:16:30 AM
I don't hate Singer and I don't hate Cruise
by D o o d
Sep 26th, 2008
03:24:07 AM
I dont hate either Singer or Cruise
by DOGSOUP
Sep 26th, 2008
03:27:09 AM
They should do what they do in cartoons
by Dingbatty
Sep 26th, 2008
03:37:12 AM
"In a perfect world only Europeans
by bottombrick
Sep 26th, 2008
03:41:02 AM
Now that's a trailer!
by zapano
Sep 26th, 2008
03:42:59 AM
accent schmaccent
by Wile-E
Sep 26th, 2008
03:52:38 AM
Someone better lift something heavy for 10 mins
by reflecto
Sep 26th, 2008
03:53:04 AM
looks good
by chipps
Sep 26th, 2008
04:03:05 AM
That gave me a bloody seizure
by Franco Begbie
Sep 26th, 2008
04:13:15 AM
Looks good! (but)
by FILMFUNK
Sep 26th, 2008
04:33:55 AM
I've never been excited about a movie from it's trailer in my li
by Riley Martin
Sep 26th, 2008
04:43:15 AM
the accent thing...
by TimMighty
Sep 26th, 2008
04:53:20 AM
There is one name you will all do well to remember...
by Ass Lesson
Sep 26th, 2008
05:10:07 AM
The Bryan Singer Recipe...
by Spacesheik
Sep 26th, 2008
05:26:42 AM
looks really cool
by midnighthobo
Sep 26th, 2008
05:40:22 AM

by MikeTheSpike
Sep 26th, 2008
06:07:31 AM
Much better than the sloppy earlier trailer
by TroutMaskReplicant
Sep 26th, 2008
06:07:33 AM
Can't wait to see this.
by Gungan Slayer
Sep 26th, 2008
06:19:48 AM
Also, do you think Singer saw the trailer for Milk
by TroutMaskReplicant
Sep 26th, 2008
06:22:48 AM
Loved It
by RosebudsTheSled
Sep 26th, 2008
06:48:26 AM
WoW
by Darth_Valinorean
Sep 26th, 2008
07:05:43 AM
Nine animal was harmed...
by Underdogthe3rd
Sep 26th, 2008
07:10:43 AM
I'm conflicted..
by whofan71
Sep 26th, 2008
07:32:11 AM
Another Winner
by Crow3711
Sep 26th, 2008
07:36:56 AM
What's the point of accents?
by I Dunno
Sep 26th, 2008
07:39:49 AM
and whofan71, I don't think your $9.50
by I Dunno
Sep 26th, 2008
07:42:00 AM
Ugggh. Movie Looks Good ... Trailer Made Me Ill
by cowboyone
Sep 26th, 2008
07:45:16 AM
uh.... no love for the usual suspects?
by HOUSTON500
Sep 26th, 2008
08:10:19 AM
Woah. That looks awesome.
by dr sauch
Sep 26th, 2008
08:19:43 AM
MY MOST ANTICIPATED FILM THIS YEAR.
by HoboCode
Sep 26th, 2008
08:42:39 AM
P.S.
by HoboCode
Sep 26th, 2008
08:43:19 AM
There was a made for tv version in 1990
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Sep 26th, 2008
08:57:21 AM
Let's see Captain America do some Nazi ass kickin'.
by JDanielP
Sep 26th, 2008
09:22:42 AM
Tired....
by stardogg
Sep 26th, 2008
09:24:41 AM
Cruelty to Mosquitos!
by Cat_Corporation
Sep 26th, 2008
09:35:24 AM
Cruelty to Mosquitos!
by Cat_Corporation
Sep 26th, 2008
09:35:54 AM
LES GROSSMAN > All of Tom Cruise's other roles
by tylerzero
Sep 26th, 2008
09:47:29 AM
Why all the hate for X-Men 2
by Lovecraftfan
Sep 26th, 2008
09:48:03 AM
Wile-E is 100% correct
by sambafreak13
Sep 26th, 2008
10:01:44 AM
and P.S.
by sambafreak13
Sep 26th, 2008
10:07:27 AM
Explaining the Mosquito scene
by ArcadianDS
Sep 26th, 2008
10:17:19 AM
Tom Cruise destroyed Tropic Thunder for me
by drturing
Sep 26th, 2008
10:25:23 AM
"The fuhrer is not a patient man...
by TooWhippy
Sep 26th, 2008
10:25:44 AM
You need to SELL the idea of killing Hitler?
by Johnny Smith
Sep 26th, 2008
10:26:46 AM
Soooooo Tom Cruise plays a pirate in this???
by TooWhippy
Sep 26th, 2008
10:34:18 AM
The problem I have with the accents is...
by Jor-El23
Sep 26th, 2008
10:34:22 AM
Hitler sing The Jeffersons theme
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Sep 26th, 2008
11:10:56 AM
The Accent
by Toonol
Sep 26th, 2008
11:17:19 AM
Tom Cruise as Phil Ken Sebben!
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Sep 26th, 2008
11:24:13 AM
I hope that poor mosquito...
by Underdogthe3rd
Sep 26th, 2008
11:26:51 AM
I used to hate the idea of them not using German accents...
by Blue_Demon
Sep 26th, 2008
11:37:49 AM
I hope you guys aren't serious about the mosquito...
by Blue_Demon
Sep 26th, 2008
11:40:46 AM
the english with german accent works for Spielberg
by TooWhippy
Sep 26th, 2008
11:41:18 AM
English with Empire Accents in Star Wars
by Knobules
Sep 26th, 2008
12:04:37 PM
SPACESHEIK is right
by reflecto
Sep 26th, 2008
12:40:29 PM
Tom Cruise looks like a fucking idiot...
by SpreadLegsNotWar
Sep 26th, 2008
01:39:04 PM
there was no german-accented english in SPR
by juice willis
Sep 26th, 2008
01:39:12 PM
That is some of the finest trailer editing EVER!
by FuckMichaelBay
Sep 26th, 2008
02:14:33 PM
Tom Cruise really likes to play dress up
by mooniewawee
Sep 26th, 2008
02:21:31 PM
Ve are here to view ze TAPESTRIES!
by Nasty In The Pasty
Sep 26th, 2008
02:30:08 PM
I love the scene where Hitler...
by Oliver Queen
Sep 26th, 2008
03:12:26 PM
Ehhhh....
by LHombreSiniestro
Sep 26th, 2008
03:18:12 PM
Accents aside......................... ..........................
by crackerfarmboy
Sep 26th, 2008
03:31:28 PM
Tom Cruise come out of the closet!!
by dentity2000
Sep 26th, 2008
03:31:29 PM
WILE-E
by theneonsamurai
Sep 26th, 2008
03:38:42 PM
What part does Shia play in this movie?
by DrunkenBusboy
Sep 26th, 2008
03:44:46 PM
Tom Cruise...
by wintocha67
Sep 26th, 2008
04:01:29 PM
The Nazis in Raiders were usually talking to Belloq
by I Dunno
Sep 26th, 2008
04:14:28 PM
One Ping Only (Red October is Accents Solution)
by Manhoganistic
Sep 26th, 2008
05:16:22 PM
@ Someone better lift something heavy for 10 mins
by dr.bulber
Sep 26th, 2008
06:04:08 PM
Mission Scientology Midget Nazi
by quantize
Sep 26th, 2008
06:07:49 PM
Going to be
by Kizeesh
Sep 26th, 2008
06:22:19 PM
if you enjoy any Bryan Singer movie
by palinode
Sep 26th, 2008
06:31:08 PM
the good...
by snakecharmer
Sep 26th, 2008
06:59:45 PM
Singer's a glorified TV director..
by MetalMickey
Sep 26th, 2008
06:59:49 PM
red october
by illegaltouching
Sep 26th, 2008
07:11:34 PM
Trailer editing is horrible
by quantize
Sep 26th, 2008
08:11:35 PM
It's rated PG=13? Now that is what gives me pause.
by GQtaste
Sep 26th, 2008
09:03:29 PM
Accents
by DoctorStopMo
Sep 26th, 2008
09:59:13 PM
Accents
by Adelai Niska
Sep 27th, 2008
12:01:38 AM
I see Nothing! Noooooothing!!!
by bswise
Sep 27th, 2008
01:45:47 AM
I'VE GOT THE NEED ... FOR SIEG
by BringingSexyBack
Sep 27th, 2008
08:17:08 AM
Say....
by Aquatarkusman
Sep 27th, 2008
08:38:33 AM
wow!! TC can do ANYTHING.....that was sarcasm
by j2talk
Sep 27th, 2008
09:24:34 AM
Wow
by Die_Hardest
Sep 27th, 2008
06:56:19 PM
Concept art for Captain America movie?
by StrokerX
Sep 27th, 2008
07:03:19 PM
Accentuating the lack of accent...
by bluerider74
Sep 27th, 2008
11:42:18 PM
Cruise is the Shit! I don't care what you fuckers say.
by Brian_De_Man
Sep 28th, 2008
01:35:31 AM
bluerider74
by Wile-E
Sep 28th, 2008
09:24:10 AM
So, Accents don't matter?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by manikman
Sep 28th, 2008
03:07:51 PM
Where the fuck are the accents???
by TheWaqman
Sep 28th, 2008
04:21:29 PM
Was that Branagh?
by MurderMostFowl
Sep 28th, 2008
05:38:02 PM
German accents aren't necessary for this film!!!
by Wiseguy7777
Sep 28th, 2008
09:26:39 PM
Are they American spies?
by chien_sale
Sep 29th, 2008
02:02:00 AM

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