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TRANSPORTER 3 Teaser Goes "Vroom" (Like A Car)!

Beaks here...

How do you make TRANSPORTER 3 more preposterously exciting than the first two? Three words: exploding metal bracelet.



This is precisely the level of invention I expect from a filmmaker whose last name commemorates "the 20th anniversary of the dropping of the Hiroshima A-bomb". I'm fairly certain I don't mean that as an insult.

TRANSPORTER 3 donuts the fuck out of your front yard on November 26th.

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"TRANSPORTER 3 donuts the fuck out of your front yard on Novembe
by Neosamurai85
Aug 23rd, 2008
03:35:06 PM
As long as Anderson does not Direct
by Phategod2
Aug 23rd, 2008
03:37:03 PM
Whatever happens with this film...
by harosa
Aug 23rd, 2008
03:45:41 PM
Better than doughnutting the fuck out of my front yard...
by FreakshowLee
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:06:14 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMM...
by jimmy rabbitte
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:08:16 PM
This isn't new, is it?
by O_Goncho
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:11:17 PM
Crank+Transporter 1=Transporter 3
by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:14:02 PM
seen it before
by redshirt
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:21:13 PM
Shouldn't his name then be Olivier Kiloton?
by NoodlesHahn
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:23:13 PM
WRONG!
by slugbat
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:23:35 PM
Death Race Bombed This Weeked!!!
by Media Messiah
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:26:14 PM
But do the whistles go..
by ChrisTuckersOnlyFan
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:31:31 PM
Thanks Media Messiah!
by Talkbacker with no name
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:35:25 PM
Statham has box office draw?
by Talkbacker with no name
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:36:18 PM
looks cool and over the top
by Bouncy X
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:41:42 PM
What the shit...
by HBO
Aug 23rd, 2008
04:53:33 PM
I wish Stratham would find the right role
by aversiontherapy2
Aug 23rd, 2008
05:13:08 PM
I WANT SHU QI...!!!
by Nasty In The Pasty
Aug 23rd, 2008
05:20:37 PM
...
by CGI_Pants
Aug 23rd, 2008
05:21:21 PM
This Looks Most Entertaining
by The Rabbit Of Carrot Shaped Doom
Aug 23rd, 2008
05:42:15 PM
Should have gone with Hitman
by I Dunno
Aug 23rd, 2008
05:59:05 PM
My Watch/Bracelet Tells TIme, Looks Good and...
by TheBLIGHT
Aug 23rd, 2008
06:00:14 PM
Megaton? fuck yeah . thats a name. McG is weak
by BMacSmith
Aug 23rd, 2008
06:07:42 PM
Statham Had Been Becoming A Box Office Draw
by Media Messiah
Aug 23rd, 2008
06:10:46 PM
hope they keep the iggy pop tune in the film
by pipergates
Aug 23rd, 2008
06:12:16 PM
So i gues Statham is the new Segal or Van Damme?
by BMacSmith
Aug 23rd, 2008
06:12:24 PM
Amended: Statham Had Been Becoming A Box Office Draw
by Media Messiah
Aug 23rd, 2008
06:15:02 PM
OH SHIT - MEGATRON'S MOST NEFARIOUS PLAN YET!
by ironic_name
Aug 23rd, 2008
06:32:40 PM
Another cretin? But his name should be just "Megaton".
by Stalin vs Predator
Aug 23rd, 2008
06:33:11 PM
Why Statham rocks
by Happyfat73
Aug 23rd, 2008
06:33:26 PM
jean-paul Optimus making bank job 2
by ironic_name
Aug 23rd, 2008
06:35:12 PM
megaton = massive bomb
by ironic_name
Aug 23rd, 2008
06:38:48 PM
is his character still gay?
by lynxpro
Aug 23rd, 2008
06:59:24 PM
Roger that Happyfat
by Charlie_Allnut
Aug 23rd, 2008
07:01:53 PM
am I the only one who cant see the video?
by the milf lover
Aug 23rd, 2008
07:15:44 PM
I honestly don't understand the excitement for this franchise.
by a goonie
Aug 23rd, 2008
07:33:34 PM
Don't miss this.
by Damage_Inc
Aug 23rd, 2008
08:20:23 PM
Where is the Fast & Furious trailer?
by fofo
Aug 23rd, 2008
08:51:28 PM
Frank Martin's gay?
by Nasty In The Pasty
Aug 23rd, 2008
09:46:27 PM
This'll be fun
by mothandrust
Aug 23rd, 2008
10:59:45 PM
Admirably Retarded
by GilbertRSmith
Aug 23rd, 2008
11:34:29 PM
I Doubt the character is gay.
by Munro Kelly
Aug 23rd, 2008
11:47:03 PM
I doubt the character is gay.
by Munro Kelly
Aug 23rd, 2008
11:54:22 PM
In Transporter 4, he'll transport a toupee.
by Dingbatty
Aug 24th, 2008
02:08:04 AM
Like other posters have said...
by palimpsest
Aug 24th, 2008
02:15:19 AM
Best action movie star
by Rolnikov
Aug 24th, 2008
02:56:39 AM
Megaton/Megatron Transporter/Transformer
by onezeroone
Aug 24th, 2008
03:02:24 AM
Sounds like a good book...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Aug 24th, 2008
03:49:57 AM
Also he's a world class athlete
by palimpsest
Aug 24th, 2008
05:09:59 AM
"GHOSTS" obv
by palimpsest
Aug 24th, 2008
05:12:24 AM
jason statham fights heff's guards with a pair of tit bags and a
by ironic_name
Aug 24th, 2008
05:36:03 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Aug 24th, 2008
06:58:29 AM
palimpsest
by DocPazuzu
Aug 24th, 2008
08:39:20 AM
Talk back is the black hole of none sense.
by mistergreen
Aug 24th, 2008
08:45:17 AM
The Stath is THE SHIT.
by DocPazuzu
Aug 24th, 2008
08:49:52 AM
hes such a badass
by brandon11
Aug 24th, 2008
09:18:46 AM
DocPazuzu
by brandon11
Aug 24th, 2008
09:22:04 AM
brandon11
by DocPazuzu
Aug 24th, 2008
09:50:53 AM
Seriously...after the last one?
by Sappers Forward
Aug 24th, 2008
10:45:50 AM
great song, but they obviously were inspired by GTA4
by hegele
Aug 24th, 2008
12:19:53 PM
Ah, Bodet.
by DocPazuzu
Aug 24th, 2008
04:51:26 PM
Haha, T-Bag outta nowhere...
by turketron
Aug 24th, 2008
05:38:56 PM
the 20th anniversary of the dropping of the Hiroshima A-bomb
by ominus
Aug 24th, 2008
05:56:38 PM
After The Bank Job
by ThrowMeTheIdol
Aug 24th, 2008
07:30:15 PM
snatch?
by badgerst
Aug 25th, 2008
12:24:17 AM
The Bank Job....Statham's best and most diverse.....
by TheWaqman
Aug 25th, 2008
01:25:23 AM
Does Statham have an accelerator pedal...
by Kid Z
Aug 25th, 2008
07:08:14 AM
a most definite rental
by just pillow talk
Aug 25th, 2008
07:18:25 AM
So, you guys longing for the return of "tough guys"
by Homer Sexual
Aug 25th, 2008
02:57:36 PM
Return of the Tough Guys
by GilbertRSmith
Aug 25th, 2008
07:05:23 PM

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