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Sophie (pant pant) Maes (pant pant) makes Nunsploitation Movie (pant pant) called TERESA: THE MAKING OF A SAINT!!! (pant pant)

Hey folks, Harry here... Sometimes movies sneak up on you. We know that Ms Large Bag's glistening gal abs has a whole selection of yummy movies coming up - but nothing she's in excites me more than Sophie Maes in a vow of chastity as a NUN! Just imagine her beating your hands with a ruler! Can't you feel that exquisite pure angelic rapturous pain across your knuckles as she looks upon you with pure grace and love? I can. Oh yes, I can. Now this doesn't look like it's the sort of Nun film that Gianfranco Mingozzi would of directed - in fact it pretty much looks like the anti-FLAVIA THE HERETIC, but it still seems hot as hell. Maybe it is just me. What do you guys think:

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Here's the Press Release:

Teresa: The Making Of A Saint follows the incredible story of Agnes, a beautiful young Macedonian woman growing up in a world torn apart by war. After receiving a message from God, Agnes travels to a remote nunnery to learn the ways of the Lord but, once there, her passions are aroused by a handsome young priest. These new feelings challenge her faith and threaten to destroy everything that she holds dear.

This internal struggle leads Agnes to face the most difficult decision of her life. Will she give in to the urges consuming her or will she forsake all others to serve her God? The decision she makes would change the world forever.

Brought to life by Sophie Maes (Before There Was One, The Large Bag), this cinematic masterpiece will reveal an unbelievable story of the woman behind the nun.

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Cinematic masterpiece?
by Jackie Boy
Aug 6th, 2008
03:20:43 PM
And no offense, Harry,
by Jackie Boy
Aug 6th, 2008
03:22:44 PM
WTF?!
by digitalcos
Aug 6th, 2008
03:24:47 PM
mother teresa? religion again.....omg
by Seth Brundle
Aug 6th, 2008
03:27:05 PM
Fake trailer for How Lose Friends
by subtlerus
Aug 6th, 2008
03:32:13 PM
Bwah haha!
by will munny
Aug 6th, 2008
03:32:42 PM
I hate this fake crap
by emptystan
Aug 6th, 2008
03:36:15 PM
Doesn't sound like nunsploitation to me, Harry
by OBSD
Aug 6th, 2008
03:36:46 PM
Ahh, now I get it
by OBSD
Aug 6th, 2008
03:40:29 PM
And here I thought the were making a sequel to Flavia the Hereti
by smackfu
Aug 6th, 2008
03:42:23 PM
c
by smackfu
Aug 6th, 2008
03:42:33 PM
jeez
by Bloo
Aug 6th, 2008
03:52:27 PM
is that megan fox?
by HoboCode
Aug 6th, 2008
03:54:21 PM
What kind of movie is this?
by Hikaru Ichijo
Aug 6th, 2008
03:54:36 PM
Okay I couldn't understand a single sentence...
by Gilkuliehe
Aug 6th, 2008
04:06:00 PM
I'll admit it, though
by JimBobCooter
Aug 6th, 2008
04:08:15 PM
However...
by JimBobCooter
Aug 6th, 2008
04:10:10 PM
Wait. What? Mother T, but...
by DKT
Aug 6th, 2008
04:11:38 PM
To summarize...
by JimBobCooter
Aug 6th, 2008
04:20:12 PM
OK seriously Harry
by Quelargo1976
Aug 6th, 2008
04:24:34 PM
Is this a re-imagining
by m.dung
Aug 6th, 2008
04:34:38 PM
whilst i'm sure this is all fascinating,
by stickmangrit
Aug 6th, 2008
05:03:36 PM
fucking enter button
by stickmangrit
Aug 6th, 2008
05:06:23 PM
I'll take your word...
by the_patriot
Aug 6th, 2008
05:21:08 PM
Too obvious
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 6th, 2008
05:33:16 PM
Linda Hamilton in Salvation, and Lethal Weapon 5 to go
by SpencerTrilby
Aug 6th, 2008
05:39:06 PM
Sir Ben Queensley?
by supertoyslast
Aug 6th, 2008
05:47:53 PM
You fucking idiot, Harry.
by UMAGA
Aug 6th, 2008
05:48:46 PM
I should read talkbacks first
by supertoyslast
Aug 6th, 2008
05:53:45 PM
start showing your tits, Megan, while we still care.
by Executor
Aug 6th, 2008
06:05:52 PM
I care more about Brian Austin Green.
by UMAGA
Aug 6th, 2008
06:33:14 PM
And so...
by loafroaster
Aug 6th, 2008
06:38:45 PM
pass
by deanbarry
Aug 6th, 2008
07:25:24 PM
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY! She's no saint, she's my lady.
by aboriginal
Aug 6th, 2008
08:33:36 PM
However...
by JimBobCooter
Aug 6th, 2008
08:39:06 PM
Thanks guys.
by digitalcos
Aug 6th, 2008
10:36:53 PM
Harry, your introduction
by thegreatwhatzit
Aug 7th, 2008
12:16:55 AM
is this a monty python film
by thinboyslim.
Aug 7th, 2008
02:45:56 AM
nunsploitation trailer
by nailman
Aug 7th, 2008
05:30:13 AM
A comdey?
by Animation
Aug 7th, 2008
08:10:00 AM
I cant spell
by Animation
Aug 7th, 2008
08:10:33 AM
Meagan Fox... pant pant
by Emperor_was_a_jerk
Aug 7th, 2008
09:03:24 AM
okay so because the article was shit
by ArcadianDS
Aug 7th, 2008
09:47:10 AM
Really, reeeeealy bad taste
by Underdogthe3rd
Aug 7th, 2008
10:04:37 AM
I just got off the phone with Salman Rhushdie
by ArcadianDS
Aug 7th, 2008
01:03:42 PM
it's a joke folks
by filmfanatic1
Aug 7th, 2008
07:57:01 PM

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