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Published on Wednesday, August 6, 2008 - 3:17pm |
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Sophie (pant pant) Maes (pant pant) makes Nunsploitation Movie (pant pant) called TERESA: THE MAKING OF A SAINT!!! (pant pant)
Hey folks, Harry here... Sometimes movies sneak up on you. We know that Ms Large Bag's glistening gal abs has a whole selection of yummy movies coming up - but nothing she's in excites me more than Sophie Maes in a vow of chastity as a NUN! Just imagine her beating your hands with a ruler! Can't you feel that exquisite pure angelic rapturous pain across your knuckles as she looks upon you with pure grace and love? I can. Oh yes, I can. Now this doesn't look like it's the sort of Nun film that Gianfranco Mingozzi would of directed - in fact it pretty much looks like the anti-FLAVIA THE HERETIC, but it still seems hot as hell. Maybe it is just me. What do you guys think:
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Here's the Press Release:
Teresa: The Making Of A Saint follows the incredible story of Agnes, a beautiful young Macedonian woman growing up in a world torn apart by war. After receiving a message from God, Agnes travels to a remote nunnery to learn the ways of the Lord but, once there, her passions are aroused by a handsome young priest. These new feelings challenge her faith and threaten to destroy everything that she holds dear.
This internal struggle leads Agnes to face the most difficult decision of her life. Will she give in to the urges consuming her or will she forsake all others to serve her God? The decision she makes would change the world forever.
Brought to life by Sophie Maes (Before There Was One, The Large Bag), this cinematic masterpiece will reveal an unbelievable story of the woman behind the nun.
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Reader Talkback
Cinematic masterpiece? by Jackie Boy | Aug 6th, 2008 03:20:43 PM | And no offense, Harry, by Jackie Boy | Aug 6th, 2008 03:22:44 PM | WTF?! by digitalcos | Aug 6th, 2008 03:24:47 PM | mother teresa? religion
again.....omg by Seth Brundle | Aug 6th, 2008 03:27:05 PM | Fake trailer for How Lose
Friends by subtlerus | Aug 6th, 2008 03:32:13 PM | Bwah haha! by will munny | Aug 6th, 2008 03:32:42 PM | I hate this fake crap by emptystan | Aug 6th, 2008 03:36:15 PM | Doesn't sound like
nunsploitation to me, Harry by OBSD | Aug 6th, 2008 03:36:46 PM | Ahh, now I get it by OBSD | Aug 6th, 2008 03:40:29 PM | And here I thought the were
making a sequel to Flavia the
Hereti by smackfu | Aug 6th, 2008 03:42:23 PM | c by smackfu | Aug 6th, 2008 03:42:33 PM | jeez by Bloo | Aug 6th, 2008 03:52:27 PM | is that megan fox? by HoboCode | Aug 6th, 2008 03:54:21 PM | What kind of movie is this? by Hikaru Ichijo | Aug 6th, 2008 03:54:36 PM | Okay I couldn't understand a
single sentence... by Gilkuliehe | Aug 6th, 2008 04:06:00 PM | I'll admit it, though by JimBobCooter | Aug 6th, 2008 04:08:15 PM | However... by JimBobCooter | Aug 6th, 2008 04:10:10 PM | Wait. What? Mother T, but... by DKT | Aug 6th, 2008 04:11:38 PM | To summarize... by JimBobCooter | Aug 6th, 2008 04:20:12 PM | OK seriously Harry by Quelargo1976 | Aug 6th, 2008 04:24:34 PM | Is this a re-imagining by m.dung | Aug 6th, 2008 04:34:38 PM | whilst i'm sure this is all
fascinating, by stickmangrit | Aug 6th, 2008 05:03:36 PM | fucking enter button by stickmangrit | Aug 6th, 2008 05:06:23 PM | I'll take your word... by the_patriot | Aug 6th, 2008 05:21:08 PM | Too obvious by SpencerTrilby | Aug 6th, 2008 05:33:16 PM | Linda Hamilton in Salvation,
and Lethal Weapon 5 to go by SpencerTrilby | Aug 6th, 2008 05:39:06 PM | Sir Ben Queensley? by supertoyslast | Aug 6th, 2008 05:47:53 PM | You fucking idiot, Harry. by UMAGA | Aug 6th, 2008 05:48:46 PM | I should read talkbacks first by supertoyslast | Aug 6th, 2008 05:53:45 PM | start showing your tits,
Megan, while we still care. by Executor | Aug 6th, 2008 06:05:52 PM | I care more about Brian Austin
Green. by UMAGA | Aug 6th, 2008 06:33:14 PM | And so... by loafroaster | Aug 6th, 2008 06:38:45 PM | pass by deanbarry | Aug 6th, 2008 07:25:24 PM | SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY! She's
no saint, she's my lady. by aboriginal | Aug 6th, 2008 08:33:36 PM | However... by JimBobCooter | Aug 6th, 2008 08:39:06 PM | Thanks guys. by digitalcos | Aug 6th, 2008 10:36:53 PM | Harry, your introduction by thegreatwhatzit | Aug 7th, 2008 12:16:55 AM | is this a monty python film by thinboyslim. | Aug 7th, 2008 02:45:56 AM | nunsploitation trailer by nailman | Aug 7th, 2008 05:30:13 AM | A comdey? by Animation | Aug 7th, 2008 08:10:00 AM | I cant spell by Animation | Aug 7th, 2008 08:10:33 AM | Meagan Fox... pant pant by Emperor_was_a_jerk | Aug 7th, 2008 09:03:24 AM | okay so because the article
was shit by ArcadianDS | Aug 7th, 2008 09:47:10 AM | Really, reeeeealy bad taste by Underdogthe3rd | Aug 7th, 2008 10:04:37 AM | I just got off the phone with
Salman Rhushdie by ArcadianDS | Aug 7th, 2008 01:03:42 PM | it's a joke folks by filmfanatic1 | Aug 7th, 2008 07:57:01 PM |
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