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Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

I'm assuming that quite a few of you were fans of the big action movies of the '80s and early '90s. You know the ones I mean. They usually starred Arnold or Sly and featured oil-up muscles of enormous size and proportion. Or perhaps you liked professional wrestling as a youngster. Or baseball. Or football. Maybe the feats of bodybuilders served as an inspiration to you. All of these scenarios factored into the life of young Christopher Bell, a smallish boy who grew up (along with his two brothers) to be muscle men of some sort. One brother was a champion weightlifter; the other, a would-be wrestler. Chris was also a major contender in the weightlifting game. They grew up in a good home, went to church three times a week, and all three took steroids at some point in their lives. Two of them still do.

In many ways, the documentary BIGGER, STRONGER, FASTER, directed by Bell, defies every expectation I had of it. It chronicles the history and extent of steroid culture in America and the world (for many of us, the first time we saw steroids was when that dirty Russian Drago was injected with the stuff in ROCKY IV). But it does much more than that. It shows us an environment of hypocrisy that exists around performance enhancing drugs, how politicians have used it as a political tool because of high-profile users getting caught "cheating" at sports by using the drugs, and how the subject of steroids in his own family is tolerated even though it goes against everything he and his brothers were raised to believe. Bell pulls no punches, especially when it comes to Arnold Schwartzenegger, an admitted steroid user during his Mr. Universe days and early film career, who has since come out against its use. Bell isn't afraid to name names like Stallone, Hulk Hogan, runner Ben Johnson, Barry Bonds and countless lesser-known athletes.

Bell wisely looks at the mixed messages that are sent to high school students, some of whom use some form of enhancement drugs for everything from being better at sports to better concentration to eliminating performance anxiety. The director traces a lot of what drives Americans to take any kind of legal or illegal enhancement drugs to our nation's desire to win by any means. And he examines his own personal feelings about discovering that his film and sports heroes were breaking rules that he held sacred. Bell is a terrific narrator, and he has a real knack for mixing humor and solid research in his movie. I particularly enjoyed him hiring immigrant workers to help his buddies manufacture fake mass-building pills out of rice powder and charging astronomical amounts of money for a jar of the stuff.

BIGGER, STRONGER, FASTER is far from a condemnation of steroid use. I think Bell's mission is to further the debate rather than take a stance on the issue. In fact, if the film accomplished anything in my mind it's that steroid use has been demonized a great deal in recent years. And while there clearly can be terrible side effects, they aren't any more severe or likely that for people who drink too much, smoke too much, or take all manner of legal over-the-counter drugs. The movie works best when Bell brings the issue back home to his family. In this close-knit family where secrets simply don't exist, Bell's brothers keep their steroid use a secret from mom. She suspects something is up, and even that amount of knowledge seems to kill her a little. But the scene in which Bell comes face to face with Gov. Schwartzenegger to really grill him about the mixed messages he sends about steroids is worth the price of admission.

Capone
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WOW FIRST!!!
by Groothewarrior
Jun 6th, 2008
08:02:09 AM
do we really need a steroids expose...
by Stifler's Mom
Jun 6th, 2008
08:02:21 AM
Who gives a shit?
by Rat Fink
Jun 6th, 2008
08:03:43 AM
Compare Rambo: First Blood to Stallone
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 6th, 2008
09:01:49 AM
the director used to...
by only1
Jun 6th, 2008
09:02:04 AM
Although the Latest Rambo Was Still a Great Movie
by kevinwillis.net
Jun 6th, 2008
09:03:38 AM
WOW Groothewarrior!!!
by LordPorkington
Jun 6th, 2008
09:04:06 AM
My problem with steroids
by Series7
Jun 6th, 2008
09:24:51 AM
the idea in itself of people competing
by robamenta
Jun 6th, 2008
09:59:08 AM
I could care less
by greyspecter
Jun 6th, 2008
10:22:39 AM
I saw this in LA last week
by Jabroni
Jun 6th, 2008
10:56:24 AM
Kanye West
by wontyouletmeknow.
Jun 6th, 2008
11:17:50 AM
Robamenta
by wontyouletmeknow.
Jun 6th, 2008
11:21:06 AM
Speaking of shooting steroids
by JackRabbitSlim
Jun 6th, 2008
11:53:28 AM
ROCKY IV is LEGENDARY!!!
by YouAreAllMyBastardChildren
Jun 6th, 2008
12:46:48 PM
What I found funny about steroids
by Series7
Jun 6th, 2008
12:59:29 PM
I want a football league where steriods are mandatory
by Zarathos666
Jun 6th, 2008
01:25:41 PM
cough cough Hugh Jackman cough cough
by picardsucks
Jun 6th, 2008
01:45:54 PM
I've used steroids to improve my gardening skills.
by Uncle Stan
Jun 6th, 2008
04:42:42 PM
I still believe Christian Bale is natural!
by couP
Jun 6th, 2008
10:01:54 PM
roid league
by Staldo
Jun 7th, 2008
12:20:11 AM
i dont see a problem
by GavinVanDraven
Jun 7th, 2008
04:13:46 AM
Um ... ooops!
by JackRabbitSlim
Jun 8th, 2008
08:41:24 AM
Spare us with the back in the day sports hero junk
by JackRabbitSlim
Jun 8th, 2008
08:51:21 AM
Rise Of The Footsoldier has some pretty good roidrage scenes
by PR1C3Y
Jun 8th, 2008
11:06:33 AM
Thanks JackRabbitSlim
by Pvt. Noguchi
Jun 10th, 2008
10:39:14 AM
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by proper
Jun 13th, 2008
03:22:00 AM

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