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Merrick here...

Regency has picked up a script by Sheldon Turner called DOWN RIVER. Turner recently scripted X-MEN ORIGINS: MAGNETO and TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING.

DOWN RIVER...

...revolves around four twentysomething masters of the corporate world who decide to go on an actual adventure trip to the Amazon rather than on a high-class trip where you pretend to rough it. Things go awry when their tour guide is killed and the men have to face not only dangerous wildlife and tribesmen but also one another.

...says THIS ARTICLE in Hollywood Reporter.

Has anything good ever come from a group of people sailing down a river?

It was nothing but trouble for the gang in KING KONG. Ned Beatty got him some barnyard lovin' in DELIVERANCE. Marshall, Will, and Holly ended up with Chaka and Sleestacks. The CONGO guys got attacked by killer hippos and lava and something about monkeys & laser beams ("monkeys and laser beams" sounds like an AUSTIN POWERS gag). Indy, Short Round, and Capshaw ended up at The Temple of Doom. Meryl Streep had to fight the FOOTLOOSE guy in THE RIVER WILD (did you know amazon has a "When Kevin Bacon Goes Bad" grouping? It's HERE.) What am I missing?

The film will be produced by Jennifer Klein through her Apartment 3B productions. Klein is an alum of Michael Bay's "Bay Films".




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FIRST!!!!
by londoncalling
Apr 22nd, 2008
09:29:44 AM
They're making a Magneto movie?!?
by beetlegeuse
Apr 22nd, 2008
09:37:41 AM
Great Concept
by cowboyone
Apr 22nd, 2008
09:37:56 AM
A plagiarism of Deliverance...
by Stalin vs Predator
Apr 22nd, 2008
09:38:37 AM
Blizzard tells Uwe Boll to get lost
by palewook
Apr 22nd, 2008
09:38:54 AM
down syndrome Deliverance
by BadMrWonka
Apr 22nd, 2008
09:55:17 AM
beetlegeuse
by Series7
Apr 22nd, 2008
09:56:37 AM
Niggers and Jews
by Luscious.868
Apr 22nd, 2008
10:05:28 AM
Luscious
by BadMrWonka
Apr 22nd, 2008
10:07:24 AM
the River KacK
by FILMFUNK
Apr 22nd, 2008
10:10:04 AM
It's not Deliverance
by Stevie Grant
Apr 22nd, 2008
10:14:39 AM
i like the sound of this film
by ingloriousjedi
Apr 22nd, 2008
10:23:08 AM
Kevin Bacon has showed us TWICE . . .
by Nice Marmot
Apr 22nd, 2008
10:36:01 AM
Admit it you thought the Amazon river was in Africa
by Baron Karza
Apr 22nd, 2008
10:39:18 AM
Baron Karza
by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Goode r
Apr 22nd, 2008
10:42:30 AM
Now squeal...
by Kid Z
Apr 22nd, 2008
10:49:45 AM
Let's not and say we did...
by BiggusDickus
Apr 22nd, 2008
11:13:00 AM
Bay Films
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 22nd, 2008
11:21:32 AM
River woes
by banbury
Apr 22nd, 2008
12:40:53 PM
Rambo?
by FreeKill
Apr 22nd, 2008
01:10:55 PM
Didn't mean to seem like I liked X3
by beetlegeuse
Apr 22nd, 2008
01:15:04 PM
"Twentysomething"... "Corporate masters"???
by mbeemer
Apr 22nd, 2008
01:22:03 PM
AGUIRRE, APOCALYPSE NOW
by abcdefz7
Apr 22nd, 2008
02:18:01 PM
I made a doody
by Chadley BeBay
Apr 22nd, 2008
02:18:27 PM
The flip side, I guess
by abcdefz7
Apr 22nd, 2008
02:18:39 PM
Crackers suck too
by Luscious.868
Apr 22nd, 2008
02:27:34 PM
"Our tour guide gets whacked and we need to kill some injuns...
by Jackie Boy
Apr 22nd, 2008
03:29:09 PM
The River scene in KING KONG remake was too much...
by Cinemajerk
Apr 22nd, 2008
05:00:50 PM
River of No Return. Mitchum. Monroe.
by Fred
Apr 22nd, 2008
10:31:10 PM
What about JLo and Ice Cube???
by The Real McClane
Apr 22nd, 2008
11:12:42 PM
MICRONAUTS - The Time Has Come...
by MrSentinel
Apr 23rd, 2008
07:14:14 AM

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