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Ninjas Started The Civil War!

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

I know it’s true because Danny McBride says so.

Check it out:

My Favorite People!!

Danny McBride explains how Ninjas started the Civil War, how our Forefathers were all Wizards, and that Hitler was really a nerd, in this lovely clip from Drillbit Taylor.

Please share this with your friends, colleagues, and post it on your websites. Know your past!


Drillbit Taylor is in theaters on March 21st

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First?
by one9deuce
Mar 9th, 2008
11:24:39 PM
The Tequila Lesson
by Horace Cox
Mar 9th, 2008
11:28:19 PM
This guy is coming up. His shit is awesome!
by tile_mcgillus
Mar 9th, 2008
11:30:51 PM
I agree with you Dr. Zoidberg
by beetlegeuse
Mar 9th, 2008
11:34:07 PM
I agree with beetlegeuse
by systemsbroom
Mar 9th, 2008
11:36:52 PM
If You Think...
by TheRealMoriarty
Mar 9th, 2008
11:38:31 PM
Sub-par for John Hughes??!?!?!
by slone13
Mar 9th, 2008
11:38:56 PM
I never, EVER thought I'd want to see this
by gotilk
Mar 9th, 2008
11:40:00 PM
wow, when I was invited to test screenings
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Mar 9th, 2008
11:42:21 PM
See, mori, *that* was funny
by systemsbroom
Mar 9th, 2008
11:49:22 PM
Poor attempt at viral marketing
by CerebralAssassin
Mar 10th, 2008
12:05:44 AM
This guy is hilarious in Pineapple Express
by IndustryKiller!
Mar 10th, 2008
12:07:36 AM
meh
by BuckNasty1138
Mar 10th, 2008
12:09:00 AM
I just saw Jersey Girl today...
by Uncle Stan
Mar 10th, 2008
12:11:23 AM
The plural of ninja
by phool2056
Mar 10th, 2008
12:26:56 AM
Wow people who don't think it's funny at all
by messi
Mar 10th, 2008
01:08:51 AM
Humorous But Not Funny
by Playhouse
Mar 10th, 2008
01:27:17 AM
Danny will steal this movie. Like Carrell stole Almighty
by spidermanfreak20
Mar 10th, 2008
01:46:36 AM
WTF?!
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 10th, 2008
02:30:14 AM
Owen Wilson movies....
by Jobacca
Mar 10th, 2008
02:36:49 AM
That was hilarious!
by warsinthesun
Mar 10th, 2008
02:38:21 AM
The teacher scenes in Back to School
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 10th, 2008
02:39:21 AM
Ninja started the civil war!
by otm shank
Mar 10th, 2008
03:21:55 AM
Yeah
by Doc_Martigan
Mar 10th, 2008
04:22:27 AM
Not funny.
by batmans_pants
Mar 10th, 2008
05:16:43 AM
Iv'e often wondered what happened to John Hughes
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Mar 10th, 2008
05:59:43 AM
Actually Hitler was a nerd
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Mar 10th, 2008
07:02:35 AM
Ninjas and robots will always be funny.
by scudd
Mar 10th, 2008
07:43:21 AM
Never say always
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Mar 10th, 2008
08:07:36 AM
Hitler got the tip of his penis bitten off by a goat
by Bobo_Vision
Mar 10th, 2008
08:28:43 AM
@phool
by roninhobbit
Mar 10th, 2008
08:47:27 AM
Just like most history lessons...
by Lang The Cat
Mar 10th, 2008
08:50:55 AM
oops
by Lang The Cat
Mar 10th, 2008
09:01:34 AM
BTW Iron Man started the Civil War
by messi
Mar 10th, 2008
09:01:38 AM
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TERRIBLE. WHAT A PATHETIC WASTE
by Proman1984
Mar 10th, 2008
09:10:15 AM
No, Iron Man started the English Civil War
by Lang The Cat
Mar 10th, 2008
09:14:03 AM
Well, I thought it was pretty funny
by Vern
Mar 10th, 2008
09:22:14 AM
GEORGE BUSH STARTED THE CIVIL WAR
by uss cygnus
Mar 10th, 2008
09:35:59 AM
ugh
by eleikus
Mar 10th, 2008
09:41:13 AM
Like I said before, everyone who works for this site
by Proman1984
Mar 10th, 2008
10:34:55 AM
i'd like to think
by MacTard420
Mar 10th, 2008
10:54:34 AM

by redkamel
Mar 10th, 2008
11:14:59 AM
see to me
by Bloo
Mar 10th, 2008
11:35:38 AM
TomBodet's talkback line
by ArcadianDS
Mar 10th, 2008
11:48:55 AM
TV Ad Humor Rules You All
by christian66
Mar 10th, 2008
12:40:44 PM
Well, it made me laugh
by Franklin T Marmoset
Mar 10th, 2008
01:04:20 PM
Ninja Moose
by roninhobbit
Mar 10th, 2008
01:36:51 PM
Ninja Grammar
by roninhobbit
Mar 10th, 2008
01:39:08 PM
Naah
by DonnieDorko
Mar 10th, 2008
01:54:36 PM
i dig it
by The Real MiraJeff
Mar 10th, 2008
02:01:39 PM
I thought a robot Abraham Lincoln started the Civil
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 10th, 2008
02:50:11 PM
Please stop sucking McBrides cock...
by Tourist
Mar 10th, 2008
03:48:46 PM
Node32774
by DonnieDorko
Mar 10th, 2008
03:49:54 PM
Also...
by Tourist
Mar 10th, 2008
04:03:55 PM
If you see only one movie this summer
by ArcadianDS
Mar 10th, 2008
04:20:56 PM
steve carell
by slkboxrman
Mar 10th, 2008
04:41:46 PM
skywalkerfamily, the South survived because
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Mar 10th, 2008
04:47:00 PM
True fact: Tony Stark's grandfather
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Mar 10th, 2008
04:48:37 PM
The Robot was gonna go on a killer rampage
by skywalkerfamily
Mar 10th, 2008
05:39:02 PM
Sam Watterson has played Lincoln
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Mar 10th, 2008
05:40:39 PM
McBride's Awesome, But....
by DJSpoonfed
Mar 10th, 2008
06:55:32 PM
The Civil War was NOT started by Ninjas!
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Mar 10th, 2008
07:47:13 PM
College
by Choo
Mar 10th, 2008
11:19:28 PM
choleras ghost
by slkboxrman
Mar 10th, 2008
11:58:08 PM
My history teachers told of similar nonsense
by JoeSixPack
Mar 11th, 2008
03:01:08 AM
I think you nerds...
by edbig98
Mar 11th, 2008
04:11:21 AM

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