Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Contrary to what other sites claim, there is no exclusive on this below video. This was uploaded to the Japan Slusho server and has fanned out from there. It is totally awesome, though, so I can see the appeal in claiming it's yours to show the world.

You guys know SLUSHO by now, JJ Abrams' trademarked fake drink. It's been tied into CLOVERFIELD's viral campaign and now they released a trailer I'd give my left nut (not really, but it's fun to say) to see on prime time TV. But then again, I love crazy whacked out Japanese commercials. The Simpsons parodied it well, but there's nothing like seeing real deal Japanese bizarreness and this strikes me as being the best attempt to capture that.

Here's the Slusho Japanese commercial!!!