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Published on Saturday, September 8, 2007 - 10:41am |
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Lords Of Coolness Samuel L. Jackson And Ed Harris -vs- Renny Harlin In CLEANER!! A Trailer's Online!!
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Poor Renny Harlin always gets a bad rap. And, for the most part, he's done little to earn his way out of it.
Unlike many, I didn't hate DIE HARD 2, although I thought it lacked the class of the first film and the punch of the third.
CUTTHROAT ISLAND's only memorable element to me was its use of ARMY OF DARKNESS music in its trailers.
I disliked THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT rather intensely. But, I find all Shane Black scripted stuff abrasive, self-absorbed, and smarmy...so why should it be different?
CLIFFHANGER...the film that actually managed to make John Lithgow unwatchable. I remember seeing this movie...sitting there listening to Trevor Jones struggling to ape his far superior LAST OF THE MOHICANS score...and feeling the whole affair was really quite tragic.
Then there's DEEP BLUE SEA, which had not much good in it...but did bring us one of the coolest character annihilations in recent cinema for my money (I guess it wasn't all that recent, though). I'm referring to Sam Jackson getting gobbled up by the mega shark while in the middle of his goofy, inspirational speech.
And, of course, we can't forget DRIVEN. One of the funniest movies ever made in my book. Ed Wood with a budget. It's a smiley kind of hell.
So, how will Renny fare this time around? CLEANER is about a crime scene clean-up guy who gets involved in some crazy stuff regarding one of the crime scenes he's cleansed. Crime scene cleanup always struck me as one of the most fucked up jobs a person could have. I mean...I dunno. Geeze.
With 13 producers credited at IMDB, nothing can go wrong...right? (ahem)
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Reader Talkback
Hey by Vi | Sep 8th, 2007 10:55:24 AM | Whatever, dude by dartofharkness | Sep 8th, 2007 10:59:20 AM | Die Hard 2 & Cliffhanger =
AWESOME by Osmosis Jones | Sep 8th, 2007 11:01:54 AM | You loast me by supersize | Sep 8th, 2007 11:10:00 AM | lost by supersize | Sep 8th, 2007 11:10:23 AM | Surprising by El Mono | Sep 8th, 2007 11:13:53 AM | Yeah. He's a bad director, but by TELF | Sep 8th, 2007 11:21:08 AM | Dont' forget THE CONVENT by Blue Meanie 1138 | Sep 8th, 2007 11:21:12 AM | Wait a second, didn't he do by Wed Vid Guy | Sep 8th, 2007 11:29:09 AM | Samuel Jackson MUST LOOSE
SOME WEIGHT! by RenoReno | Sep 8th, 2007 11:44:58 AM | Fincheresque by seniormoogle | Sep 8th, 2007 11:48:31 AM | Now that looks good by Turd Furgeson | Sep 8th, 2007 11:57:41 AM | WTF? by kwisatzhaderach | Sep 8th, 2007 11:59:48 AM | ev1ldead by kwisatzhaderach | Sep 8th, 2007 12:00:44 PM | "the punch of the third" by Roderich | Sep 8th, 2007 12:16:27 PM | Fucking ashamed that I watched
that. by Khrono | Sep 8th, 2007 12:18:04 PM | Sam Jackson shouting by FUBILL | Sep 8th, 2007 12:35:28 PM | Renny H by Jaws Wayne | Sep 8th, 2007 12:39:32 PM | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v
=yMwmqp3GLMc by mansuper | Sep 8th, 2007 12:57:07 PM | He WAS good late 80s to late
90s by DirkD13" | Sep 8th, 2007 01:01:10 PM | Cliffhanger fucking owns by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies | Sep 8th, 2007 01:07:40 PM | That Actually Looks Good by skoobyx | Sep 8th, 2007 01:15:24 PM | Cliffhanger = Fucking awesome by Dr_Zoidberg | Sep 8th, 2007 01:33:23 PM | The Long Kiss Goodnight = one
of the best action flicks by Mr. Moe | Sep 8th, 2007 01:42:49 PM | I suppose Merrick also hates
LAST BOY SCOUT by Spacesheik | Sep 8th, 2007 01:51:21 PM | I knew someone in college who
wrote a screenplay... by rbatty024 | Sep 8th, 2007 01:55:56 PM | The Long Kiss Goodnight by ewokstew | Sep 8th, 2007 02:14:45 PM | Die Hard 2, Cliffhanger & Long
Kiss Goddnight = GREAT by joergn | Sep 8th, 2007 03:24:55 PM | Die Hard 2's famous ejector
seat by skimn | Sep 8th, 2007 03:35:33 PM | Die Hard 2, Long Kill
Goodnight & Cliffhanger... by Sledge Hammer | Sep 8th, 2007 04:59:26 PM | Shane Black will rule forever by Neo Zeed | Sep 8th, 2007 05:13:17 PM | The Adventures Of Ford
Fairlane is by Toby___Wong | Sep 8th, 2007 05:50:12 PM | 13 producers? by 1 And Only Son Of Tony | Sep 8th, 2007 06:02:00 PM | LONG KISS is one of my fav
X-Mas films! by thebluerosekiller | Sep 8th, 2007 06:28:18 PM | not that anyone cares: MY TOP
15 ACTION FLICKS by future help | Sep 8th, 2007 07:22:17 PM | Harlin admirers by Jaws Wayne | Sep 8th, 2007 07:52:32 PM | "How 'bout nooooo, ya crazy
Dutch bastard?" by Darkman | Sep 8th, 2007 08:41:22 PM | merrick is a girl by CQuest | Sep 8th, 2007 08:57:24 PM | that latina is just too
smoking to look real... by pipergates | Sep 8th, 2007 09:10:22 PM | im also with ya' on Ford
Fairlane...a cult classic. by future help | Sep 8th, 2007 09:19:25 PM | Long Kiss Goodnight = unsung
masterpiece by reflecto | Sep 8th, 2007 09:30:04 PM | Merrick's Contribution(s) to
this Site? by stereochad | Sep 8th, 2007 10:00:51 PM | "The Cleaner" looks good,
watchable. by Regicidal_Maniac | Sep 8th, 2007 10:12:48 PM | I will not, WILL NOT, sit idly
by by underscore_only | Sep 8th, 2007 10:53:37 PM | Ford Fairlane+Last Boy
Scout=Magic by lucasjackson | Sep 8th, 2007 11:14:21 PM | Ed Harris and Sam
Jackson........ by DoogieHowitzer | Sep 8th, 2007 11:14:30 PM | water is good by Mace Tofu | Sep 9th, 2007 02:24:49 AM | Hey MOM, did you ever get
around to SEEING Halloween? by reflecto | Sep 9th, 2007 04:42:37 AM | Harlin gets a lot of work
these days. by palimpsest | Sep 9th, 2007 04:59:34 AM | CURDLED? by Jackson Healy | Sep 9th, 2007 05:14:18 AM | DIE HARD 2 & CLIFFHANGER =
GREAT by Motoko Kusanagi | Sep 9th, 2007 05:16:47 AM | U gotta SHAVE B4 leaving the
house in a dress like that by Maniaq | Sep 9th, 2007 05:28:01 AM | Cliffhanger was fantastic!! by Col. Tigh-Fighter | Sep 9th, 2007 06:16:49 AM | Sam Jackson cleans up Eva's
after period mess? by Stuntcock Mike | Sep 9th, 2007 08:22:14 AM | CLIFFHANGER WAS STALLONE'S
BEST MOVIE by BringingSexyBack | Sep 9th, 2007 10:22:56 AM | MAD MAX 4. Somebody please. by MrFacety | Sep 9th, 2007 11:32:11 AM | You don't like Shane Black... by Slappy san | Sep 9th, 2007 12:47:30 PM | Cliffhanger, Deep Blue Sea,
Long Kiss Goodnight by Gozu | Sep 9th, 2007 02:13:51 PM | Dude...Shane Black & Renny
Harlin RULE! by tristeele | Sep 9th, 2007 09:50:00 PM | Renny is a good director by ozwaz | Sep 9th, 2007 10:06:05 PM |
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