A hamburger just told me the following... man... this diet is frigging making my brain skitz out on me... Breathe in and out, I know...

After a very heavy previous night the normally fresh looking burger that I am feels, looks & is reacting more like a George Romero zombie. Now there is a thought to put most people off reading this snippet of info, anyway as per my usual morning routine I was watching the Big Breakfast show over here in blighty.

After much hype there was another report about BOND 19: The world is not enough. I think the world would be enough for me but I am not greedy, anyway it was a report on the villans and here is what went down (excuse my spelling below) :

1) They showed brief clips of jonah lomu the very big New Zealand rugby star, he looks even more mean than usual as he has long hair and a bad ass goatie. Also the drum'n'bass british musician Goldie is a henchman and he too fits the look and feel of a bad ass henchman.

2) They showed a scene where M was briefing bond about the villian in the traditinal way they described him as: Victor Zocas aka Renard who basically turns up in every warzone in the world just to cause chaos, a very hands on villian.

3) Producer Micheal G. Wilson went on to describe what he saw as the various different villian types of just plain evil like Rob Carlisyle and loveable-rogue-not-so-evil Robbie Coltrane. Who plays Zukofski, they showed a scene very much like goldeneye where bond seems to have sneaked into his hideout to have a few words with him. Robbie Coltrane described his former KGB turned capatalist as a fun loving slightly bad guy, which he loves to play cause its the closet thing to being bond which is what he wanted as a kid.

4) They showed another scene where Renard had captured bond in what looks like an some sort of factory and he gave a villian like speech. He also gripped bonds shoulder at which point he reeled back, this I assume is the classic case of the tormenting someone where they have been hurt bad guy move. They also showed a follow-on scene in the same factory where a lot of gun fighting was going on by Rob and his men, I assume after bond escapes from his grip!!

5) Rob Carlisyle described his character as having a bullet lodged in his head which gives him a lot of pain, and being the badest of the bad guys he is the one who wants the world. They also showed a scene with him and a rather beautiful russian famme fatal played by Maria Grazia Cucinotta, she said she was a very bad girl here's hoping.

I think that it has the possibilty of shaping up rather well, especially if they blow up that damn Millenium Dome. Well gotta rush before a big bloke with an afro comes looking for his case!!

have a great one

Kahoona Burger