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Published on Monday, July 2, 2007 - 5:42am |
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Vern returns to tell you all about the new Wesley Snipes DTV effort: THE CONTRACTOR!!!
THE CONTRACTOR, which comes out July 10th, is probaly the best DTV Wesley Snipes picture so far. Sure, it's got that usual DTV vibe - Avid farts, cheesy electronical music, somber tone, not gonna make you smile or laugh too much, definitely not original in any way. But for this type of movie it's pretty solid, and it takes advantage of Wesley's talents. He runs alot, he gets in some shootouts, some car stunts, one quick but impressive fight. But most of all they let him act. He plays the sort of quiet, unfriendly-but-ultimately-kind badass he excels at. He gets to communicate what's going on with facial expressions and posture more than with words, which is his thing. He gets some good bonding moments, including with his adversary after he mortally wounds him. In a DTV movie if there's anything other than black and white/good and evil, any grey area at all, it deserves a shiny star on its sticker chart. I like that kind of shit.
When I got a screener for THE CONTRACTOR I got kind of nervous because I hadn't seen his last one, THE MARKSMAN. And since the front cover for THE CONTRACTOR calls him "the world's greatest marksman" I thought this might be an unadvertised sequel like Seagal's BLACK DAWN was to THE FOREIGNER.
So I rented THE MARKSMAN first. In that one he plays a man with no name who leads a group of bland soldiers on a mission, I already forget what the mission was. Something to do with a nuclear power plant. This is the worst kind of Snipes movie, the kind where he obviously wasn't on set very much, and the whole movie is built around the idea of doing as many Snipes-free scenes as possible while still pretending he's the main character. The result is generic and incredibly boring, and the one and only moment I liked was at the end when the soldier he got along with least tried to talk to him buddy-buddy and he responded only with facial expressions. I bet they actually scripted something for him to say but Snipes knew he could do it better without words. Most of the movie has to do it without Snipes at all, though, and that's a problem because the movie sure doesn't have anything else to offer.
So THE CONTRACTOR, which turns out to not be related to THE MARKSMAN, is a relief. Right from the beginning Wesley is in the middle of everything. In his everyday life he's some kind of hick, he lives on a ranch, rides horses, wears a red plaid shirt and a cowboy hat. But his CIA contact comes to visit and gives him a mission written on the inside of a match book. Some time in the past Wesley had a clear shot on a dangerous terrorist, but he saw the guy's daughter and hesitated, got stabbed and the bastard got away. Now that bastard is in custody in London, and the U.S. needs to assassinate him so that he doesn't launch terror attacks from his jail cell. Who knows what he could do in there, it's dangerous.
OhyeahandtohidethattheCIAtrainedhim (cough).
Of course Wesley pulls it off. He is, after all, the world's greatest marksman, and the guy's daughter isn't there to get in the way this time. But Wesley's escape gets messy, his accomplice gets killed, he gets shot and limps back to an apartment. (His partner had given him this safe house address earlier - an address that changes all the rules.)
One thing that makes THE CONTRACTOR stand out from others of this type is his relationship with a little girl who finds him in the safehouse and looks after him while he heals. They do a good job with that. The mission he was given was "Moscow rules," which apparently is different from Olympic rules. According to these guidelines, the mission has failed and he is "already dead." So his CIA contact shows up in town, butts in with the Brit police and tries to get in there so he can disavow Wesley through the medium of bullets. So Wesley's new mission is to get out of there or clear his name or at least not get killed. And the little girl's mission is to harbor a fugitive assassin without grandma finding out. He feels bad for her because her parents are dead and she's lonely. You know how these go. Their friendship is as much the story of the movie as the whole trying-not-to-get-assassinated-by-the-CIA-or-caught-by-Scotland-Yard thing is. And you get to know his character through the way he first grimaces at and ignores her and eventually warms up to her, in his own way. (don't worry, this movie is not French, there's no uncomfortable pedophile moments.)
The adult female lead by the way is Lena Heady of 300 and not-Linda-Hamilton fame. It's not a huge role (which is a good thing - we don't need a romance in this thing) but she's good at playing the glamorous but tough lady role.
In previous Wesley Snipes reviews I have questioned why a guy who's such a unique combination of actor and action performer could go from the height of his career (BLADE 1&2) to an endless slew of generic DTV action. And now he's got that whole tax problem. So I might have to get used to Wesley only existing on the small screen.
Well, if that's true then maybe I'm going about this backwards. Instead of begging for filmatists to rescue Wesley from DTV, I should politely ask them to raise DTV to Wesley's level. So this is your annual reminder that you motherfuckers are wasting the opportunity of DTV. Previous generations had their outlets for low budget filmmaking. You've heard about all of Tarantino's heroes, the drive-in directors, the so-called grindhouse. You know about the wave of directors that started out working for Roger Corman, or by funding their own classic low budget horror debut, from George Romero to Sam Raimi. Shit, Steve Spielberg started out doing TV movies! But he didn't say "it's just a TV movie, who gives a shit, I will put no effort or imagination into this," instead he said "eat it motherfuckers, I'm making DUEL!" (paraphrase).
These were outlets with many drawbacks and limitations that made it hard for the movies to be good. In many cases they weren't even meant to be good, they were just meant to be cranked out so there was product out there. So alot of these forms are shit, but shit makes good fertilizer. Eventually some roses are gonna start growing out of it and they might even be better than the roses that grow out of the plain old dirt of the studio system.
But in the shitpile of DTV there aren't a whole lot of roses yet. Somehow I don't see 20 years down the line any directors talking about how they were influenced by the CGI giant snake subgenre. In some other countries they actually try, for example I believe the original JU-ON movie was made as a straight to video feature. But you don't get much of that here in the States. I sure hope I have missed the best American DTV movies, because I don't know about too many that are worth writing home about. "Not completely terrible" is about the biggest surprise you tend to get watching these things. Almost every time it feels like somebody just trying to complete a contract to get paid. So far there doesn't seem to be a Jack Hill or Larry Cohen type who decides to have fun with it.
This is coming out of nowhere, but what the hell. There's a guy I would like to draft to the DTV team: Robert Rodriguez. This might be a bad time to ask, because he currently has BARBARELLA on his plate and must be consumed with the task of not fuckin blowin it. But when I heard he was gonna really do MACHETE as a DTV movie I was pretty happy. A name director with plenty of hits under his belt willingly going straight to video? Sounds too good to be true, and of course soon they started talking about it being a theatrical release, and then they stopped talking about it at all, so who knows if it will happen. I'd love to see it in a theater, of course, but I was actually more excited for DTV. Hell, release it in an oversized VHS box if you want. Personally I'm more of a Tarantino guy than Rodriguez, but I like alot of his movies and I think he would be the perfect guy to prove you can make a real good DTV movie and not have to worry about the pressures of studio executives fretting over your budget and assholes counting every penny you make on the opening weekend.
Let's look at Mr. Rodriguez's qualifications:
1. The tools. This guy has a god damn movie studio in his house. He has the first digital cameras that actually look good, his own special effects company, complete editing and music recording facilities, everything. I bet he has a green screen set up in his bathroom so he can do pick up shots while he's takin a shit. Also he seems to be able to get everybody from Bruce Willis to Johnny Depp to just come over to his house and film some scenes at the drop of a dime. Hey superstar, here's a dime, come stand in front of a green screen. And he can stretch a budget and make something like this more personal than the current system seems to allow.
2. The track record. This guy has made plenty of interesting movies and many of them on low budgets. Of course we can never forget the $7,000 EL MARIACHI, somehow that's probaly a fraction the budget of even THE GINGERDEAD MAN. But I'm sure alot of people still consider it Rodriguez's best movie. My favorite is DESPERADO but I am all for the simplicity of those earlier movies. The more he gets involved in these digital effects he kind of loses some of that energy and focus that made him good in the first place. Imagine him taking that fancy camera down to Mexico (or wherever) and taking a couple weeks to shoot another one guerilla style. I fuckin KNOW this guy could make MACHETE good. I want to see this.
3. Danny Trejo. He does all kinds of DTV but nobody makes him look as cool as Rodriguez does.
4. A rich DTV heritage. Rodriguez had a hand in what I still consider the best DTV sequel to date, TEXAS BLOOD MONEY: FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 2. And part 3 (which he was more involved in) has its moments too. Regardless of what you think of those two, they were a rare moment in DTV history when the people behind the movies were putting genuine elbow grease into them. They saw the opportunity to have fun with sequels that would not be economically feasible for a theaterical release, but took advantage of their under the radar DTV status. They were not just rehashes of the original. They didn't have the same production values but they had good-for-DTV-casts and clever ideas and were totally different from each other. We need more people trying to show off in DTV instead of just trying to be passable.
5. Wesley Snipes. As far as I know Rodriguez doesn't know Wesley Snipes, but I bet if he wanted to he could make a movie for him. Wesley is DTV's secret weapon. He's not some guy past his prime, he's not bloated, he looks great. He is still a great actor, he can still fight as good as ever, he can be a badass but can do a non-action role and nobody will laugh. Unless they're supposed to. If somebody doesn't snatch him up and put him in a truly great movie then we, as a society, have failed.
So whattya say bud, let's do this.
Until then, THE CONTRACTOR is pretty good as far as instantly forgettable goes. So Wesley maintains dignity.
thanks,
Vern
http://www.geocities.com/outlawvern
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Reader Talkback
What happened to Snipes? by TattooedBillionaire | Jul 2nd, 2007 05:50:02 AM | great one Vern by Basehead | Jul 2nd, 2007 05:56:55 AM | Snipes disappeared... by Pawprint | Jul 2nd, 2007 05:57:26 AM | But Snipes Aside.... by Pawprint | Jul 2nd, 2007 05:59:16 AM | some stories need to be told
(or reviewed) by just pillow talk | Jul 2nd, 2007 06:25:08 AM | It's true about Snipes by Franklin T Marmoset | Jul 2nd, 2007 06:30:13 AM | Snipes by Zach_Talks_Back | Jul 2nd, 2007 06:30:43 AM | C'mon Vern..."From Dusk Till
Dawn 3" was better than 2! by FilmCritic3000 | Jul 2nd, 2007 06:35:30 AM | Zach_Talks_Back by Midnightxpress | Jul 2nd, 2007 06:42:05 AM | My all-time great legit
straigh-to-vid picks... by TELF | Jul 2nd, 2007 06:57:01 AM | Vern, it's good to see you
posting more seriously... by raw_bean | Jul 2nd, 2007 07:28:45 AM | fire down below review, vern? by Acne Scarface | Jul 2nd, 2007 07:29:56 AM | PS, Zach and
MidnightExpress... by raw_bean | Jul 2nd, 2007 07:32:35 AM | I'm with ya vern by PotSmokinAlien | Jul 2nd, 2007 07:47:11 AM | The Lost Girls!!! I would have
loved that by Col. Tigh-Fighter | Jul 2nd, 2007 07:48:32 AM | How do you get into the DTV
business? by Franklin T Marmoset | Jul 2nd, 2007 08:04:35 AM | Damn, posted too soon by Franklin T Marmoset | Jul 2nd, 2007 08:06:08 AM | I read the first few
talkbacks... by the_outsider | Jul 2nd, 2007 08:30:56 AM | A couple of things for
the_outsider by Franklin T Marmoset | Jul 2nd, 2007 08:51:48 AM | well done Vern by captainCAPSLOCK | Jul 2nd, 2007 09:22:26 AM | Sorry Franklin, you're gonna
have to... by the_outsider | Jul 2nd, 2007 09:25:47 AM | Wrong again, the_outsider by Franklin T Marmoset | Jul 2nd, 2007 09:48:40 AM | Sarcasm duly noted by the_outsider | Jul 2nd, 2007 10:14:13 AM | Franklin... by TELF | Jul 2nd, 2007 10:31:37 AM | Oh and, by TELF | Jul 2nd, 2007 10:37:11 AM | telf by grosshair | Jul 2nd, 2007 10:48:33 AM | WTF happened to Snipes career? by Judge Dredds Dirty Undies | Jul 2nd, 2007 10:49:23 AM | I don't get it either by mastes360 | Jul 2nd, 2007 10:56:27 AM | Oh and Chaos by mastes360 | Jul 2nd, 2007 10:57:45 AM | Cuba Gooding Jr by mastes360 | Jul 2nd, 2007 11:00:45 AM | Vern is DTV... by Billyeveryteen | Jul 2nd, 2007 11:10:59 AM | Ok, ok... by the_outsider | Jul 2nd, 2007 11:12:09 AM | THE WATERDANCE, and other
stories by palimpsest | Jul 2nd, 2007 11:13:46 AM | palimpsest... by TELF | Jul 2nd, 2007 11:18:58 AM | Palimpest by the_outsider | Jul 2nd, 2007 11:22:20 AM | Lordy, I'm an idiot... by palimpsest | Jul 2nd, 2007 11:25:28 AM | Then we're gonna need... by TELF | Jul 2nd, 2007 11:36:24 AM | Hey Vern by FlyingGuillotine | Jul 2nd, 2007 11:51:02 AM | Vern, I have a request by Drexl Spivey | Jul 2nd, 2007 11:52:30 AM | Allegedly, Snipes is really
really really hard to... by mr.underwater | Jul 2nd, 2007 11:53:58 AM | FlyingGuillotine by Loopster | Jul 2nd, 2007 11:56:07 AM | Blade vs David O. Russell by Drexl Spivey | Jul 2nd, 2007 11:57:21 AM | Casting update. by palimpsest | Jul 2nd, 2007 12:05:53 PM | Palimpsest by Loopster | Jul 2nd, 2007 12:14:15 PM | The shithouse of cinema! York
Entertainment! by Spandau Belly | Jul 2nd, 2007 12:21:30 PM | Mmmmm Bill Duke (or Yaphet
Kotto) by palimpsest | Jul 2nd, 2007 12:34:22 PM | The reason Vern watches and
reviews DTV 'films' by BGDAWES | Jul 2nd, 2007 12:54:16 PM | Remake idea! by palimpsest | Jul 2nd, 2007 01:17:24 PM | Snipes for 24's newest agent. by SID 8.0 | Jul 2nd, 2007 01:52:04 PM | XXX3: Snipes by palimpsest | Jul 2nd, 2007 01:59:51 PM | SID 8.0. Great idea. by TELF | Jul 2nd, 2007 02:05:28 PM | I used to have a nice
handle... by the_outsider | Jul 2nd, 2007 02:09:31 PM | DTV female actors by palimpsest | Jul 2nd, 2007 02:12:30 PM | Snipes' DTV downfall is quite
sad... by dr_buggerlugs | Jul 2nd, 2007 02:14:27 PM | Brion James? That's a lovely
call. by palimpsest | Jul 2nd, 2007 02:18:02 PM | Wow, She is like Dennis
Haysbert... by TELF | Jul 2nd, 2007 02:19:09 PM | Back to Snipes momentarily by palimpsest | Jul 2nd, 2007 02:28:22 PM | And back to the DTV mega-flick by palimpsest | Jul 2nd, 2007 02:39:46 PM | Palimpest, this film of
yours.... by the_outsider | Jul 2nd, 2007 02:47:10 PM | Outsider by palimpsest | Jul 2nd, 2007 02:54:42 PM | I hear.... by the_outsider | Jul 2nd, 2007 03:01:05 PM | I know this is way of the
subject by the_outsider | Jul 2nd, 2007 03:02:25 PM | Yes it is, but... by palimpsest | Jul 2nd, 2007 03:06:22 PM | Outsider by Vern | Jul 2nd, 2007 03:35:26 PM | Rorscach is being played by... by TELF | Jul 2nd, 2007 03:38:23 PM | the best DTV movies I've seen by Vern | Jul 2nd, 2007 03:45:41 PM | I'm not sure if these went DTV
in the US, but... by palimpsest | Jul 2nd, 2007 03:52:39 PM | Dog Soldiers was a good time
at the movies by Spandau Belly | Jul 2nd, 2007 04:27:21 PM | Third movie. by palimpsest | Jul 2nd, 2007 04:30:33 PM | OK Vern, fair enough by the_outsider | Jul 2nd, 2007 04:39:14 PM | I know that was a shitload... by the_outsider | Jul 2nd, 2007 04:40:38 PM | Or perhaps by the_outsider | Jul 2nd, 2007 04:43:03 PM | palimpsest, you're right by Spandau Belly | Jul 2nd, 2007 04:44:02 PM | Vern-o. by BGDAWES | Jul 2nd, 2007 04:55:57 PM | I second that crayotic. by TELF | Jul 2nd, 2007 05:12:05 PM | The Cube Movies by Wed Vid Guy | Jul 2nd, 2007 05:28:46 PM | Anyone seen T-Wrecks?! by Womb2dooM | Jul 2nd, 2007 06:28:53 PM | Boa vs Python by Womb2dooM | Jul 2nd, 2007 06:32:47 PM | a Steven Seagal with Wesley
Snipes movie = instant hit by Big Dick | Jul 2nd, 2007 06:36:22 PM | "Address changes all the
rules" by ImFixingtoDie | Jul 2nd, 2007 07:48:54 PM | VERN, PLEASE REVIEW THE
SUBSTITUTE
SEQUELS!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Darth Fabulous | Jul 2nd, 2007 07:49:01 PM | Wesley Snipes is currently
hiding out... by Kamala | Jul 2nd, 2007 09:36:35 PM | Mansquito > Boa vs python by Kamala | Jul 2nd, 2007 09:39:09 PM | Darth Fabulous by Vern | Jul 2nd, 2007 09:47:09 PM | Vern exercised a measure of
restraint by kabong | Jul 2nd, 2007 09:58:56 PM | Wesley Snipes made earrings
cool for bad guys... by successor | Jul 3rd, 2007 12:35:59 AM | Vern... by ScarranHalfBreed | Jul 3rd, 2007 12:46:53 AM | I Thought This Was About A
Guy... by topaz4206 | Jul 3rd, 2007 12:59:34 AM | My big ass list of goofy DTV
favorites. by Neo Zeed | Jul 3rd, 2007 01:36:24 AM | So many issues, so little
space by Franklin T Marmoset | Jul 3rd, 2007 02:37:01 AM | Fair enough Franklin by the_outsider | Jul 3rd, 2007 04:22:33 AM | This is good, plus Google
stuff by Franklin T Marmoset | Jul 3rd, 2007 04:48:35 AM | Eric Roberts= DTV quality by Kamala | Jul 3rd, 2007 05:52:08 AM | Keith David and David Keith
should team up. by palimpsest | Jul 3rd, 2007 06:28:14 AM | DTV mnovies by Mr_X | Jul 3rd, 2007 07:18:33 AM | Wesley Snipes' Gotta Eat by Stuntcock Mike | Jul 3rd, 2007 08:20:41 AM | Treat Williams by classyfredblassy | Jul 3rd, 2007 08:32:09 AM | Best DVD titles. by FatPaul | Jul 3rd, 2007 08:43:47 AM | Franklin, you could probably
get Kid 'n Play to reunite by Spandau Belly | Jul 3rd, 2007 08:55:58 AM | Machete < Hobo With A Shotgun by PotSmokinAlien | Jul 3rd, 2007 09:01:50 AM | FatPaul by the_outsider | Jul 3rd, 2007 09:31:34 AM | The Further Adventures of
Tennessee Buck by Kamala | Jul 3rd, 2007 11:20:13 AM | I like Van Damme best when
he's twins in a movie by palimpsest | Jul 3rd, 2007 11:27:05 AM | Isaac Florentine by Neo Zeed | Jul 3rd, 2007 01:12:21 PM | Mr DTV by welshguy | Jul 3rd, 2007 01:51:53 PM | Neo Zeed!!! (and Vern) by Bass Bastardson | Jul 3rd, 2007 03:00:39 PM | Bass by Vern | Jul 3rd, 2007 06:55:10 PM | Jesus Christ by the_outsider | Jul 3rd, 2007 06:59:20 PM | Vern by Bass Bastardson | Jul 4th, 2007 01:43:22 AM | I saw Cube and Pi in the same
week by the_outsider | Jul 4th, 2007 03:59:09 AM | El Mariachi WAS DTV! by Maniaq | Jul 4th, 2007 04:24:04 AM | "pretty good as far as
instantly forgettable goes" by Bob Cryptonight | Jul 4th, 2007 05:48:34 AM | Snipes and Gooding Jr. by Volstaff | Jul 5th, 2007 12:54:53 PM | And Cynthia Rothrock by Volstaff | Jul 5th, 2007 12:57:31 PM | Nice review by Batou | Jul 5th, 2007 03:51:53 PM | The Gingerdead Man by theyetiiswaiting | Jul 5th, 2007 04:43:41 PM | Wesley Snipes would make a
cool villain in 24 by glodene | Jul 6th, 2007 09:04:17 PM | Snipes has an attitude
problem.... by Russman | Jul 11th, 2007 10:08:08 PM |
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