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The HITMAN trailer explodes its way online, both guns blazing!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a little link for ya'. JOBLO got the premiere on the trailer for the upcoming video game movie adaptation of HITMAN. I never really got into the game, so I don't really have much invested in this other than wanting a fun shoot-em-up actioneer... I'm pretty much guaranteed that with SHOOT 'EM UP, but you can never have too many 'splosions.

Not sure what to think of the trailer. I like the sound design, the use of Ave Maria... the action looks fun. Olyphant looks a little weird, but kinda cool. I gotta see it big to make any solid judgments. What do you folks think?

CLICK HERE TO VISIT JOBLO AND WATCH THE TRAILER... IT'S TINY, BUT IT'S NOT THE SIZE THAT COUNTS... IT'S THE MOTION OF THE 'SPOLSION

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Looks okay...
by Mr Whatever
Jun 26th, 2007
08:19:13 AM
Second!
by jeffrex007
Jun 26th, 2007
08:19:52 AM
Hitman
by jeffrex007
Jun 26th, 2007
08:20:34 AM
Ninner ninner ninner ninner HITMAN!
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jun 26th, 2007
08:25:57 AM
Meh
by Randall Flagg
Jun 26th, 2007
08:29:41 AM
Looks ok
by SirFlibble
Jun 26th, 2007
08:32:49 AM
Ryan Seacrest sure can kick some serious ass. =)
by kikuchiyoboy
Jun 26th, 2007
08:33:34 AM
The game sucks...
by Surround Sound
Jun 26th, 2007
08:34:12 AM
I like the music
by lost.rules
Jun 26th, 2007
08:34:17 AM
Hitmen always balding and wear black suits?
by Bong
Jun 26th, 2007
08:51:34 AM
oooohh mmmyyyyyy ggoooddd
by gerbalBOY
Jun 26th, 2007
08:55:04 AM
It's not good unless...
by Super Rabbi
Jun 26th, 2007
09:05:41 AM
Meh
by harrys_site_sucks
Jun 26th, 2007
09:06:33 AM
Actually looked good
by kafka07
Jun 26th, 2007
09:14:19 AM
Wow
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 26th, 2007
09:18:20 AM
What about the wire?
by evilmasterfoo
Jun 26th, 2007
09:18:26 AM
it looks really good, from what I can see.
by Datascream
Jun 26th, 2007
09:29:54 AM
Fuck JoBlo
by Zarles
Jun 26th, 2007
09:31:55 AM
what program should I run the d/loaded version with?
by Datascream
Jun 26th, 2007
09:38:24 AM
Eh.
by DOGSOUP
Jun 26th, 2007
09:48:03 AM
Everything except...
by Spastic Jedi
Jun 26th, 2007
09:55:35 AM
datascrea,
by supermarch
Jun 26th, 2007
09:58:32 AM
I have something against really violent video
by emeraldboy
Jun 26th, 2007
09:59:32 AM
It has been said...
by F69
Jun 26th, 2007
10:04:46 AM
Glock 17s? WTF?!?!?!
by googamooga
Jun 26th, 2007
10:09:15 AM
Ugh
by Robots In Das Guys
Jun 26th, 2007
10:23:55 AM
I like Olyphant, but he looks as bad as Tom Hardy bald
by zillabeast
Jun 26th, 2007
10:41:11 AM
Hey, it's a goofball kid in his dad's suit.
by Stalin vs Predator
Jun 26th, 2007
10:41:56 AM
Meh
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Jun 26th, 2007
10:53:10 AM
Not impressed. Not at all.
by Mother_Gunshot
Jun 26th, 2007
11:10:12 AM
I agree, wtf is up with the glocks?
by viranth
Jun 26th, 2007
11:10:14 AM
R rating? i doubt it!!!!
by ludmir88
Jun 26th, 2007
11:30:07 AM
Very Luc Besson trailer: Professional meets the
by CreasyBear
Jun 26th, 2007
11:36:13 AM
John Woo called... he wants his birds back.
by modlight
Jun 26th, 2007
11:42:30 AM
Meh
by Kizeesh
Jun 26th, 2007
11:43:14 AM
not bad
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 26th, 2007
11:48:41 AM
Man i hope its R rated!!!
by lonerlogan
Jun 26th, 2007
11:55:12 AM
How much "Meh" can one talkback have?
by BillyPilgrim
Jun 26th, 2007
11:56:37 AM
The game looks like it has better cinematography...
by skycrapper
Jun 26th, 2007
12:03:01 PM
Horrible!
by Saltoner
Jun 26th, 2007
12:13:25 PM
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Again, Olyphant is the most...
by Negative Man
Jun 26th, 2007
12:16:19 PM
Olyphant looks goofy bald...
by Sledge Hammer
Jun 26th, 2007
12:18:39 PM
Cabbage Patch Hitman
by Immortal_Fish
Jun 26th, 2007
12:31:44 PM
Cannot judge...
by Wilclas
Jun 26th, 2007
12:39:14 PM
its agent 47
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 26th, 2007
12:39:58 PM
Olyphant...
by Veni Vidi Vici
Jun 26th, 2007
12:52:33 PM
Sonic the Hedgehog by James Cameron...
by I Hope You Die
Jun 26th, 2007
12:58:09 PM
it is rated R
by supermarch
Jun 26th, 2007
01:02:00 PM
How do you it's rated R?
by Neo Zeed
Jun 26th, 2007
01:10:27 PM
olyphant loosk great!
by Evil Hobbit
Jun 26th, 2007
01:12:48 PM
Miscast
by mr.underwater
Jun 26th, 2007
01:35:56 PM
Jesus, he has a "love interest", too?
by Stalin vs Predator
Jun 26th, 2007
01:55:27 PM
and it better be rated r
by supercowbell 4 cant stop the cowbell
Jun 26th, 2007
02:06:19 PM
WHAT? NO MAX PAYNE MOVIE OHH BUT
by ludmir88
Jun 26th, 2007
02:07:05 PM
If they keep the visual style from the game..
by Kragmose
Jun 26th, 2007
02:37:53 PM
Call me a hoople-head, but...
by oceanic86
Jun 26th, 2007
02:38:50 PM
And shes pulled
by Gearfree
Jun 26th, 2007
02:58:57 PM
Statham
by Boromir187
Jun 26th, 2007
03:14:59 PM
im in ur house hitmanning all ur targets
by borbafett
Jun 26th, 2007
03:17:15 PM
Hitman Junior?
by kramskoi
Jun 26th, 2007
03:21:30 PM
Olyphant's better than C-grade junk like this.
by MaxTheSilent
Jun 26th, 2007
03:38:06 PM
Meh Again?
by broken ring
Jun 26th, 2007
03:48:03 PM
Here's the link from ign...
by Womb2dooM
Jun 26th, 2007
05:48:36 PM
DAMN
by MRJONZ72
Jun 26th, 2007
05:51:01 PM
And yes, JoBlo does suck!
by Womb2dooM
Jun 26th, 2007
06:03:34 PM
Looks stupid
by barnaby jones
Jun 26th, 2007
06:13:38 PM
If this movie doesn't use the Queen song - The Hitman
by Orionsangels
Jun 26th, 2007
06:17:28 PM
THX 1138 Barcode on bad head?
by Orionsangels
Jun 26th, 2007
06:18:19 PM
bald head damn it! no bad.
by Orionsangels
Jun 26th, 2007
06:21:02 PM
I dunno
by hadez
Jun 26th, 2007
06:25:58 PM
he's to cute to be a bald hitman...
by BadMrWonka
Jun 26th, 2007
07:00:42 PM
If Timeee brings the intensity from Deadwood
by Womb2dooM
Jun 26th, 2007
07:03:34 PM
Joblos forums are great
by Lovecraftfan
Jun 26th, 2007
07:22:05 PM
agreed with Womb2dooM
by gerbalBOY
Jun 26th, 2007
07:45:53 PM
This could go either way....
by The Dum Guy
Jun 26th, 2007
07:55:24 PM
Pitch perfect.
by Felix Buckman
Jun 26th, 2007
08:27:40 PM
Shoulda been Shia Lebouf........
by Kai_Mah'gra
Jun 26th, 2007
10:09:02 PM
Best hitman movie I ever saw hands down?
by Doc_Strange
Jun 26th, 2007
10:39:18 PM
Ya know, its like fox doesnt care...
by Gearfree
Jun 26th, 2007
11:33:47 PM
RE: Doc_Strange
by Neo Zeed
Jun 27th, 2007
01:44:32 AM
Gearfree, you are such a fucking douchenozzle...
by PoweredUpPacman
Jun 27th, 2007
05:44:07 AM
after trailer Hitman, watch teaser Punisher 2 !!
by dsarrio
Jun 27th, 2007
01:42:58 PM
Jason Statham's perfect role...
by TheHorror
Jun 27th, 2007
02:12:59 PM
Forget Statham, what about Malkovich?
by blindambition238
Jun 27th, 2007
05:42:22 PM
J.K. Simmons
by Immortal_Fish
Jun 27th, 2007
06:27:08 PM
Nah, Professional didn't flow like Assassins did
by Doc_Strange
Jun 27th, 2007
07:27:25 PM
THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD PLACE FOR THIS
by supermarch
Jun 27th, 2007
08:32:23 PM
Nope
by JumpinJehosaphat
Jun 28th, 2007
03:33:00 AM
Mark Messier would be a better 47...
by Specter07
Jun 29th, 2007
08:34:43 PM
Oi!
by jsoftcheck
Jul 10th, 2007
12:21:32 PM

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