Hey folks, Harry here... The more I think about this - the more excited I get. We get ROBOSAURUS at the Alamo South for our advance screening of TRANSFORMERS.

Now I get it. It's awfully redneck. Well, not really. You see - at those truck rallies and car shows - Robosaurus is out in the middle of a field that a race track goes around. As an audience member - you can only stare at a distance. BUT - at the Alamo Drafthouse South... you'll feel the heat... smell the burning cars... feel the ground tremble beneath the awesome might of Robosaurus.

And the crowd... this isn't a bunch of baseball cap wearing redneck types - it's TRANSFORMER geeks. We got this transforming, car-eating, flame spouting, flashy light Robosaurus to get us in the mood... to fellate our Robot craving mind noodles into a drooling gob of action hungering geek zombies! That's what our Robosaurus event is about. This time, we claim Robosaurus for our own!

And what exactly is Robosaurus... Behold...

See - now imagine that rampage of flaming car guts crashing and meshing and lighting up the skies of the Alamo Drafthouse South... and then... walking into a theater, mere feet away to see TRANSFORMERS! Don't imagine, join me for the carnage of it all!

Join Me for TRANSFORMERS - The Way It Should Be Seen!!!