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Published on Sunday, April 8, 2007 - 10:20pm |
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John August... The Screenwriter Of SHAZAM... Says ‘Old Things Suck’?
Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.
John August is a very smart guy, and a damn fine writer.
He’s also one of the few working A-list writers who makes himself readily available to people via his blog, something that only a handful of guys (Craig Mazin, Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, Josh Friedman) bother trying to do.
In his most recent blog entry, August demonstrates a solid working knowledge of Captain Marvel, and he offers up a well-considered primer of material he’s been reading as he preps for adapting the character to the bigscreen. So overall, I’m pleased as punch that he’s the guy writing SHAZAM! I would love to read William Goldman’s script sometime, but I’m sure August is going to produce something fascinating by the time he turns his script in.
But, boy howdy... the down side of having a blog is that sometimes you say something that’s just guaranteed to pee in the punchbowl of the exact audience you’re courting, and I’ve gotten a whoooooooole bunch of mail this weekend that would indicate that August did exactly that.
I’ll let “Valence” tell you what’s up:
Hey Harry,
Did you see this?
Here's the geek-baiting highlight...
"DC publishes hardcover anthologies that gather up decades' worth of Captain Marvel comics. If I were writing a dissertation on the evolution of the Captain Marvel character, these would be invaluable. But I'm not. So every time I read one of these, I'm struck with the same realization I encounter trying to watch The Honeymooners or a black-and-white movie: Wow. Old things suck.
Yes, I know that will piss off the vintage comics fans, who insist that the original incarnations are the purest forms of a character. But what you quickly realize is that old-time comic books were awkwardly written, crudely drawn, and bewilderingly inconsistent with their rules. They were making up the art form as they went along, and today's comic books are better for the accumulated wisdom.
Vintage fans are free to disagree. There's a vast but finite amount of comic books to last them through their days."
Let the people know.
Thanks,
Valence
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Reader Talkback
half true by Shakes | Apr 8th, 2007 10:28:39 PM | You mean the Shazam movie
might not be good? by GrubStreeter | Apr 8th, 2007 10:30:38 PM | *sigh* - here we go... by UnclePuppethead | Apr 8th, 2007 10:35:57 PM | I think he pretty much nailed
it by Hervoyel | Apr 8th, 2007 10:40:23 PM | And UnclePuppethead is totally
correct by Hervoyel | Apr 8th, 2007 10:43:41 PM | Abso-Fuckin'-Lutely by IForgotAbout19 | Apr 8th, 2007 10:46:07 PM | Shazam Movie Should = Harry
Potter + Superman by Flim Springfield | Apr 8th, 2007 11:06:03 PM | man I loved the Saturday
morning show by Sir Loin | Apr 8th, 2007 11:06:18 PM | anyone remember those $1.00
GIANT comic compendiums? by Sir Loin | Apr 8th, 2007 11:08:14 PM | In the spirit of the
character, not an EXACT
replica by superninja | Apr 8th, 2007 11:26:21 PM | Yeah, those ancient Greeks
didn't even have by superninja | Apr 8th, 2007 11:27:24 PM | Film Springfield by superninja | Apr 8th, 2007 11:28:50 PM | UnclePuppetHead is spot on... by BillyTheFish | Apr 8th, 2007 11:53:32 PM | Yeah, I agree there is nothing
to modernize. by superninja | Apr 8th, 2007 11:56:30 PM | And he is reading Judd Winnick
as source material! by superninja | Apr 8th, 2007 11:58:00 PM | Partly right by MrD | Apr 9th, 2007 12:06:58 AM | Context is key - read August's
entire(ly correct) post by robogeek.com | Apr 9th, 2007 12:10:51 AM | as a hardcore comic fan, i
gotta agree by waggy | Apr 9th, 2007 12:10:58 AM | Bravo by Playhouse | Apr 9th, 2007 12:12:00 AM | Captain Marvel as wish
fulfillment by MrD | Apr 9th, 2007 12:19:19 AM | Hmmm....is it really out of
context? by superninja | Apr 9th, 2007 12:22:56 AM | If you don't take the fun wish
fulfillment route with by superninja | Apr 9th, 2007 12:28:49 AM | Old comics were cool at the
time by Rupee88 | Apr 9th, 2007 12:34:37 AM | They should do Miracleman
instead by Rupee88 | Apr 9th, 2007 12:35:42 AM | Yeah, if only CITIZEN KANE and
CASABLANCA were in color by Triumph poops! | Apr 9th, 2007 12:49:55 AM | So if the John August script
gets canned... by Triumph poops! | Apr 9th, 2007 12:56:08 AM | I'm not as offended by the
assertion that vintage... by Demosthenes2 | Apr 9th, 2007 01:28:53 AM | Not Everything Old Sucks... by buster00 | Apr 9th, 2007 01:32:37 AM | Its Wish Fulfillment at its
Pureist.... by Lennard | Apr 9th, 2007 01:47:37 AM | Don't Make Marvel Modern by Playhouse | Apr 9th, 2007 01:55:17 AM | The "geek" audience has never
had any power by comedian_x | Apr 9th, 2007 02:01:18 AM | Don't compare comics to film,
there's no comparison... by film_fanatic_in_the_original_b
lack_and_white | Apr 9th, 2007 02:44:43 AM | Forget Shazam by readingwriter | Apr 9th, 2007 02:49:16 AM | Old things reckon August
sucks. by RobinP | Apr 9th, 2007 03:06:15 AM | Hey, remember Big? by Javeyjoe | Apr 9th, 2007 04:01:52 AM | A Capt Marvel movie could be
very easy to get wrong. by Reelheed | Apr 9th, 2007 05:01:46 AM | Just don’t miss the point of
Captain Marvel! by Negative Man | Apr 9th, 2007 05:09:53 AM | Heh by TheRealMoriarty | Apr 9th, 2007 05:14:09 AM | DAMN!!! I have failed my own
namesake!!! by Negative Man | Apr 9th, 2007 06:02:49 AM | because all the modern shazam
comics are so great.... by yeah i'm a jerk! | Apr 9th, 2007 06:38:41 AM | Negative Man, you can talk GL
in ANY TB... by Abin Sur | Apr 9th, 2007 07:15:41 AM | "Old stuff sucks" = Flaming
Gotta Take A Shit Mask by Doctor_Sin | Apr 9th, 2007 07:35:45 AM | Just because something is
classic and influential... by Sledge Hammer | Apr 9th, 2007 07:41:01 AM | Nail, meet head. by isispop | Apr 9th, 2007 08:08:56 AM | Another writer who's smarter
than the material... by genro | Apr 9th, 2007 08:20:00 AM | DreamCasting Shazam. by Napoleon Park | Apr 9th, 2007 08:22:31 AM | The Honeymooners is STILL
funny by BizarroJerry | Apr 9th, 2007 08:27:17 AM | Actually Robogeek... by genro | Apr 9th, 2007 08:28:12 AM | This guy is so right! by CaptainTripps | Apr 9th, 2007 08:30:56 AM | "inconsistent with their
rules" by BizarroJerry | Apr 9th, 2007 08:31:50 AM | Old stuff by mjbok1 | Apr 9th, 2007 08:39:10 AM | Yeh, that Magna Carta Sucks. by Bash_Branigan | Apr 9th, 2007 08:52:21 AM | Bash by mjbok1 | Apr 9th, 2007 09:02:09 AM | The Honeymooners suck?!!? by Kid Z | Apr 9th, 2007 09:04:03 AM | There's some truth to this.
Cap. Marvel needs updating by Chief Redcock | Apr 9th, 2007 09:10:07 AM | So wait by DannyOcean01 | Apr 9th, 2007 09:30:32 AM | Making Up Things As They Went
Along??? by tHeGRinGoGenTiLE | Apr 9th, 2007 09:34:30 AM | Watchmen is over 20 years
old... by Double-Oh | Apr 9th, 2007 10:02:29 AM | buster00 asked which was
better by garofellatio | Apr 9th, 2007 10:37:00 AM | As long as he uses Smith's
current Shazam tale... by UltimaRex | Apr 9th, 2007 11:13:26 AM | Good God People by TruPhan | Apr 9th, 2007 11:41:48 AM | why are people pissed at that? by Charlie Murphy | Apr 9th, 2007 11:52:36 AM | August by Cobbio | Apr 9th, 2007 12:06:56 PM | So his stuff will suck in say
- 20 years? by ebolamonkey | Apr 9th, 2007 12:19:59 PM | Damn you Capt. Marvel!! by dundundles | Apr 9th, 2007 12:21:06 PM | WAIT...IS THAT THE MOVIE WITH
SHAQ IN IT? by MattyBoomStar | Apr 9th, 2007 12:39:26 PM | So CITIZEN KANE sucks?!? by Circean6 | Apr 9th, 2007 12:46:17 PM | So "black-and-white movies"
suck? by ODM | Apr 9th, 2007 12:46:37 PM | Olt Things Suck by Alonzo Mosely | Apr 9th, 2007 12:46:49 PM | So... Modernized Captain
Marvel? by loodabagel | Apr 9th, 2007 12:49:32 PM | Old women suck old things by paralyser-pro | Apr 9th, 2007 01:03:23 PM | Honeymooners is funny like
Schindler's List's a musical by s00p3rm4n | Apr 9th, 2007 01:06:56 PM | So we're gonna get... by Kid Z | Apr 9th, 2007 01:25:28 PM | As a reader of August's
blog.... by Dasher | Apr 9th, 2007 01:42:33 PM | Negative Man: Great post. &
Bash_Branigan: by chrth | Apr 9th, 2007 02:16:07 PM | "the more you put into
something that sucks, by chrth | Apr 9th, 2007 03:42:08 PM | I don't want a Capt. Marvel
family movie by Norm3 | Apr 9th, 2007 04:37:49 PM | Superhero movies should be
heavily influenced by the by superninja | Apr 9th, 2007 04:40:20 PM | cooky, I think that's a great
point. Usually when by superninja | Apr 9th, 2007 05:22:49 PM | I'm more concerned that he is
recommending by superninja | Apr 9th, 2007 05:25:35 PM | More respect does need by pjdon | Apr 9th, 2007 05:48:00 PM | "Old stuff sucks"? Way to
pander, asshole! by Krinkle | Apr 9th, 2007 05:58:37 PM | THE HONEYMOONERS is one of the
best TV shows ever by Krinkle | Apr 9th, 2007 05:59:31 PM | As long as they have the
talking tiger........ by Jimmy Jazz | Apr 9th, 2007 07:28:04 PM | Wait...So the 3 Stooges and
the Marx Brothers suck now? by SpyGuy | Apr 9th, 2007 10:25:46 PM | Somewhere, Hollywood's massive
cock is being sucked by Doctor_Sin | Apr 9th, 2007 10:31:10 PM | I watched SHAZAM as a child!
This is great news :) by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz | Apr 9th, 2007 10:47:18 PM | _Of course_ it will be a
comedy. by Napoleon Park | Apr 10th, 2007 01:03:37 AM | You know why August's SHAZAM
will suck? by Triumph poops! | Apr 10th, 2007 03:45:32 AM | Umm, he had a point and
Citizen Kane sucked. by Judas Remains | Apr 11th, 2007 12:38:25 AM | Old Things and New Things
suck..but by Jon E Cin | Apr 11th, 2007 03:22:07 AM | Oh, big wall o' text. by Judas Remains | Apr 11th, 2007 06:11:14 PM |
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