Hey folks, Harry here... this isn't an upcoming film, a film from the past either. Rather, this is Easter - and on this day where Jesus rose from the grave and modern man buys Spider-Man Head baskets to fill with Spongebob Eggs to honor Jesus... I figured it was time that I tell you a tale about... The Easter Monkey.

Once, a long time ago. Nearly 20 years ago now - My father, baby sis and I were spending an Easter Sunday on a long long drive through the backwoods of Texas. We were far far away from the safe lunacy of Austin, and were in the branded red neck sections of Texas where no man, woman or child is truly safe.

However, in these areas... on the back roads of Texas there roams a creature of such amazing charisma and charm that Jesus gave him bunny ears and overalls - and set him to taking pictures with terrified, unsafe-feeling children that knew him only as... The Easter Monkey.

The Easter Monkey does not lay colorful eggs, but chocolate poo that he throws at children, much to their horror.

The Easter Monkey is not a legend, nor is he stop-motion animated like a Rankin Bass piece of classic entertainment. It is not known where the Easter Monkey goes on the non-Easter days. Does he become the President's Day Monkey, The St Patrick's Day Monkey, The Memorial Day Monkey, The Hallo-Monkey or even... The Christmas Monkey or Hanu-Monkey? It boggles the mind to think about it.

But - while I can see you rolling your eyes...

Don't deny it, I know it is true...

But I have proof... I do.

This is a picture of my Baby Sis and the EASTER MONKEY... is the Easter Monkey coming for you next?