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Silverman!! Kimmel!! Armisen!! Herc’s Seen The First New CRANK YANKERS Since March 2005!! SWEEPS DAY NINE!!

I am – Hercules!!

If you’re not familiar with the franchise, it’s about puppets providing visuals for real prank phone calls.

“Crank Yankers” has moved to MTV2, so gone is the “Sesame Street” opening. An elaborate new title sequence has been built around the puppet version of a rapper and hip hop producer named Lil Jon.

Seven segments follow, with Sarah Silverman and Jim Florentine ably compensating for weaker components:

1) Lil Jon (Lil Jon) tries to recruit a classical harpist to tour with him. This doesn’t work because a) Lil Jon isn’t a comedian and b) the harp lady, rather sensibly, has no problem with doing a few tour dates with a hip-hop artist.

2) Chip Douglas (Fred Armisen) calls a U-Haul place and offers the clerk a long, wholly unnecessary list of the things he wants to load into it. The U-Haul doesn’t seem much to care, and neither I suspect will the viewers.

3) Andy Milonokis (Andy Milonokis) sings and raps to local merchants. I wouldn’t find this funny if Andy were seven. IMDb tells us Andy turned 31 on Jan. 30.

4) Bobby Fletcher (Jim Florentine) gets a call from a salesman trying to talk Bobby into using his debt consolidation company, but Bobby’s (stoned?) roommate (Jim Florentine) keeps picking up and asking if Bobby is still using the phone. The best part is listening to the sales guy’s desperation as he tries to end the call.

5) Hadassah (Sarah Silverman) calls a mall security office about a missing cup of Jamba Juice. When her initial call is met with dismissive contempt, she disguises her voice and pretends to be other characters concerned about the juice. Hilarious.

6) Terrence Cathater (Jimmy Kimmel), claiming to be Jessica Simpson’s effeminate assistant, calls a waxing parlor to warn them about his boss’ "not-a-penis." Funny premise, but the waxing lady is too polite and professional and drains away all the fun.

7) Hadassah finds her Jamba Juice, but discovers a whole new angle with which she can mock the mall cops.

10 p.m. Friday. MTV2.







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first!
by masterbrocksamson
Feb 9th, 2007
01:20:45 AM
sounds funny...
by masterbrocksamson
Feb 9th, 2007
01:23:28 AM
MTV2
by The Riot
Feb 9th, 2007
02:33:07 AM
give me a fucking break
by the_shogun_gunslinger
Feb 9th, 2007
02:56:49 AM
no, give ME a fucking break
by ejlnyc
Feb 9th, 2007
09:48:14 AM
Fuck Off!
by darquelyte
Feb 9th, 2007
11:05:52 AM
Shouldn't this be on VH-1 Classics?
by bobbyjoe
Feb 9th, 2007
11:34:25 AM
"Hey lady...?"
by JustinSane
Feb 9th, 2007
12:14:12 PM
I just got off the phone with The Jerky Boys
by CTU Mole
Feb 9th, 2007
01:45:02 PM
Oooh rapping puppets! How fucking clever!
by Baron Karza
Feb 9th, 2007
02:00:10 PM
tracy morgan
by vintown
Feb 9th, 2007
07:20:57 PM
The theme was often the best part of the show
by INWOsuxRED
Feb 11th, 2007
03:29:28 PM

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