Harry here... this is perhaps the greatest contest I've ever had the opportunity to run. Do you live in Dallas? The North Texas Area? Want to come to OCTOBUTT-NUMB-A-THON? Willing to pack your car with Cocaine and all SMOKEY & THE BANDIT style avoid "Imperial Entanglements" and be the hero that brought enough COCAINE for every single Man, Woman and Child in the Alamo Drafthouse this weekend?

You got the balls for hitting the "thunderroad" - prepared to race with the devil? Here's the deal - you pick up the Cocaine in Arlington. You get it to the Drafthouse with no problems... And no meddling with this COCAINE - it needs to be pure and ready to kickstart this party right! Remember - this sucker goes 24 hours and nobody wants to miss a second.

Besides - the Geek with the Cocaine can always get laid. This is YOUR CHANCE! Well... maybe not, but you at least get a FREE BNAT TICKET.

How do you sign up? Your Dealer is Tim League at the Alamo Drafthouse at This Address. He'll give you the where and whens. Once you receive the merchandize - YOU will deliver it to the front of the Alamo Drafthouse. But remember - there are no excuses. You deliver the cocaine - you're in. You don't have the cocaine - you're ass is on the fucking curb!