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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I grew up with the '70s animated CHARLOTTE'S WEB and have such an amazing soft spot for it, I can't even tell ya'. I get warm fuzzies when I think about that movie or hear one of its songs. As a result I'm not totally onboard with this live-action flick, but I'm willing to give it a shot. The below reviewer, Fargo Fellini, really took to it. Enjoy the review!!!

Hey Harry & Crew -

The last time I wrote in was back in the spring reporting on the Antonio Bandaras abortion of a movie "Take the Lead," but this time I can give you something a little more positive.

Tonight producer Jordan Kerner came to the North Carolina School of the Arts and unveiled his latest picture, the re-make adaptation of "Charlotte's Web." To say that I was a bit skeptical going in would be an under statement. I grew up on the book and the 1973 film, and the idea of a re-make featuring the voices of Cedric the Entertainer and Andre 3000 didn't exactly bode well with me. How wrong I was...

As I learned tonight E.B. White wrote the book to be a metaphor for the creation of the United Nations, and thus the story was really a parable on race relations. These themes of compassion, friendship, and loyalty really shine through in Gary Winwick's masterful telling of this classic tale.

A room full of cynical film students is hardly the target audience for a film like "Charlotte's Web" but dare I say by the end of the screening I saw more than a few people in tears. The performances amongst the humans were ho-hum, Dakota Fanning was excellent, but praising Fanning at this point is akin to praising Meryl Streep... you KNOW she's good. But this film is about the animals, and each of the actors bring their best to the table. Two particular stand outs were Thomas Hayden Church and (yes) Andre "3000" Benjamin as two crows, who are attempting to get corn throughout the film and keep getting scared off by the scare
crow.

Danny Elfman's score is among his best work in the past decade. Echo's of his Edward Scissorhand's choral score can be heard throughout, and if I were Paramount I would be seriously pushing this film for the Best Original Score award.

Beautiful cinematography abounds, and Gary Winick has really come a long was as a filmmaker. He's an interesting one to watch. I give him particular credit for not making the movie overly sentimental. The film has a lot of sentiment, but is not by anymeans sentimental. His knows when to push emotion, and when to hold back.

I have no doubt that this film will be a massive success when it's released on December 15th. For as much as I love the 1973 animated version, this version is much more faithful to E.B. White's novel, and doesn't feel as though it was made strictly for kids. This is a film that will appeal to just about anyone (as demonstrated by a room full of crying college kids).

Until Next Time,

-- Fargo Fellini

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Sounds good
by Ridge
Nov 18th, 2006
04:05:44 AM
Okay
by acroyear77
Nov 18th, 2006
04:08:32 AM
That's Some Pig
by DOGSOUP
Nov 18th, 2006
04:21:13 AM
A fair is a veritable smorgasbord...
by zacdilone
Nov 18th, 2006
04:53:19 AM
Plants can go to hell
by random dude
Nov 18th, 2006
04:57:52 AM
I'm not one to cry "plant" but,
by CoursinLarry
Nov 18th, 2006
05:04:15 AM
dakota fanning and meryl streep?
by BadMrWonka
Nov 18th, 2006
05:19:12 AM
CHARLOTTE'S PLANT
by wanton_wallie
Nov 18th, 2006
06:19:10 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Nov 18th, 2006
06:27:50 AM
More Conspiracy, Cousin Larry!
by theBigE
Nov 18th, 2006
06:36:13 AM
Take the Lead wasn't bad
by c4andmore
Nov 18th, 2006
06:44:15 AM
The ultimate plant "review"
by zekmoe
Nov 18th, 2006
06:55:27 AM
I don't know...
by Darkman
Nov 18th, 2006
06:56:24 AM
Jeremy's Iron
by Shaw
Nov 18th, 2006
07:11:44 AM
Dakota Fanning has been 11 for ten years now
by CTU Mole
Nov 18th, 2006
07:27:04 AM
If this guy isn't a plant
by CTU Mole
Nov 18th, 2006
07:29:04 AM
The Hanna Barbara Charlotte's Web was pig shit.
by Uncle Stan
Nov 18th, 2006
08:11:30 AM
A talk backer says that the Charlotte's Web review is a
by zufflezipperfish
Nov 18th, 2006
08:20:10 AM
That'll do pig, That'll do!
by Squashua
Nov 18th, 2006
08:37:54 AM
pigs are tasty
by jccalhoun
Nov 18th, 2006
09:13:56 AM
Crying film students?
by Mister Man
Nov 18th, 2006
10:22:37 AM
In the never-ending quest for a sustainable ecosystem
by Harry Weinstein
Nov 18th, 2006
10:27:42 AM
Checked their Web site
by Mister Man
Nov 18th, 2006
10:31:28 AM
FARTING COWS
by Osmosis Jones
Nov 18th, 2006
10:37:22 AM
shine through in Gary Winwick's masterful telling
by Alonzo Mosely
Nov 18th, 2006
11:11:38 AM
United Nations? Are you kidding me?
by jbum
Nov 18th, 2006
12:07:56 PM
No mentions of the huge CG spider.
by jbum
Nov 18th, 2006
12:10:00 PM
Spoiler
by Reelheed
Nov 18th, 2006
12:10:04 PM
A metaphor for the creation of the UN?
by Bazzz
Nov 18th, 2006
12:31:11 PM
"Echo's of his Edward Scissorhand's choral score..."
by 3 Bag Enema
Nov 18th, 2006
12:33:11 PM
Damn You Plantchael Plant
by KarmicRelief
Nov 18th, 2006
12:35:48 PM
hey look..
by fannypacoderus
Nov 18th, 2006
12:41:41 PM
3 Bag
by BenBraddock
Nov 18th, 2006
01:11:08 PM
BABE is delicious
by Pipple
Nov 18th, 2006
01:30:37 PM
Speaking of plants...
by Eyegore
Nov 18th, 2006
05:40:17 PM
Who is voicing Templeton?...
by DanielKurland
Nov 18th, 2006
07:06:00 PM
Another screening review,
by Novaman5000
Nov 18th, 2006
10:10:16 PM
The problem I have with the movie...
by Cartagia
Nov 18th, 2006
11:09:35 PM
Right out of chapter 1 of the plant handbook
by TheyCallHimFlane
Nov 19th, 2006
12:59:36 AM
Think I'll just watch "Babe" again
by Zeke25:17
Nov 19th, 2006
01:31:03 AM
Meryl Streep is not talented
by jimmy_009
Nov 19th, 2006
02:09:04 AM
banana
by Cedar_Room
Nov 19th, 2006
02:09:13 AM
I found the whole subject matter to be pointless
by Doc_Strange
Nov 19th, 2006
02:32:33 AM
templeton is...
by radjac33
Nov 19th, 2006
03:08:33 AM
The Original Sucks
by Toshiro Kurasawa
Nov 19th, 2006
03:10:02 AM
Greatest children's book: Number the Stars.
by CreasyBear
Nov 19th, 2006
07:18:21 AM
it will gives children nightmare...
by DarthBakpao
Nov 19th, 2006
07:45:49 AM
Plant? No. I was there.
by johnhawks
Nov 19th, 2006
12:15:58 PM
Talkbacks like these....
by MattCG
Nov 19th, 2006
09:02:12 PM
The live action wrapped 1.5 years ago
by ETI
Nov 19th, 2006
10:09:26 PM
I thought it was going to spell T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E..!
by workshed
Nov 20th, 2006
05:40:12 AM
Saw this yesterday with my 11 year-old daughter
by MKiro
Nov 20th, 2006
06:29:17 AM
This is great, saw it yesterday
by filmcoyote
Nov 20th, 2006
08:02:59 AM
2 words...
by Cellar Door
Nov 20th, 2006
10:01:24 AM
It's a veritable greenhouse, this review.......
by Jimmy Jazz
Nov 20th, 2006
05:21:35 PM

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