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Published on Saturday, February 13, 1999 - 2:34pm |
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Spoilerish BOND 19 News
Well here's what the British Tabloid THE SUN had to say about the latest Bond flick.... I don't know why... but for some reason I'm just not very excited about Bond anymore. I don't know why, honestly. I think it's because the formula has just grown staid. The villians are so one dimensional. The ladies aren't as cool as they used to be. And the character of Bond... while being cool... has grown away from the mysogynist badass I knew and loved. It's scary for me, but for some reason I'm actually more excited by the Mission Impossible II film... and infinately more excited by both JOAN OF ARC and GLADIATOR. Both of which are types of films that Bond helped to put an end to back around the time of GOLDFINGER.... Strange... Don't get me wrong. I'm hoping for this movie to break the mold and kick my ass.... But I'm just not getting any vibe from the movie or the buzz.... it feels like going through the steps... Sorry for the diatribe... here's the news...
The British tabloid "The Sun" reported that the Bond 19's opening sequence
will cost £1 million per minute - a total expense of £5 million for that
sequence. The opening will feature 17 £5,000 speedboats travelling at over
60
mph, landmarks such as the Houses Of Parliament, Canary Wharf, and Tower
Bridge.
The opening will probably start with the MI6 building being completely
destroyed, include a speedboat chase with Bond, and end with Bond dropping
from a hot air balloon onto the roof of the Millennium Dome, where he will
grapple with enemies as helicopters land around the area. The opening
sequence
is taking 34 days to shoot.
Robbie Coltrane's Valentin Zukovsky will own a caviar factory in Baku.
The Bond crew have also constructed a replica of a Russian nucleur arms
factory at Pinewood Studios and a string of factories on piers in the
Caspian
sea.
Rap star Goldie also features in Bond 19. Pierce Brosnan commented: "He's
the
new Jaws - put it this way I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley -
he'd
probably bite me."
Bond will drive a BMW Z8, but "there will be fewer brands this time",
according to Bond producer Michael Wilson.
Pierce thinks this is the best Bond yet -- "It's like putting on an old pair
of shoes. Robert Carlyle is an excellent villain and the Bond girls are very
sexy too." The Bond girls have been confirmed as Denise Richards, Serena
Scott
Thomas and Sophie Marceu.
Bond producers have rubbished the claims that Bond 19 will be Q's swansong,
but it not seems very likely John Cleese will play his "replacement" - R.
Total cost for "The World Is Not Enough" is estimated to be £70 million.
DAN OWEN
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Reader Talkback
james bond forever! by joe rockhead | Feb 13th, 1999 01:42:51 PM | bond forever by Lucifer | Feb 13th, 1999 02:00:36 PM | The Daily Telegraph had this
to say... by Mole | Feb 13th, 1999 02:11:30 PM | Any More News About Those
Lampshades? by Bink.uk | Feb 13th, 1999 02:53:54 PM | Er, credit? by M2000 | Feb 13th, 1999 03:10:33 PM | 007 is not just another action
hero by L'Auteur | Feb 13th, 1999 05:34:08 PM | Bond dying by GuyNixon | Feb 13th, 1999 05:41:23 PM | BOND "never dies"...007 will
[always] return by U-3P0 | Feb 14th, 1999 12:31:51 AM | I read the script. It sucks! by Uncapie | Feb 14th, 1999 12:35:25 AM | Thanks, Harry! by M2000 | Feb 14th, 1999 05:59:53 AM | Bond, James Bond by Burt Machine | Feb 14th, 1999 08:19:28 AM | Uncapie's Mistakes by HCEarwicker | Feb 14th, 1999 11:53:02 AM | Bond Movies and the People
that Love Them by Funmazer | Feb 14th, 1999 05:08:18 PM | take your "eye-candy" and
stuff it up your ass by L'Auteur | Feb 14th, 1999 06:42:45 PM | Bond in ICU by Lone Star | Feb 14th, 1999 09:43:26 PM | Orbis Non Sufficit by Renard | Feb 15th, 1999 12:32:56 AM | by mambo bwana | Feb 15th, 1999 01:43:34 AM | MI:2 without Woo? by windmill | Feb 15th, 1999 01:49:57 AM | HARRY KNOWLES IS A FAT GINGER
FOUR EYED 'FUCK'! by CDEE | Feb 15th, 1999 03:21:15 AM | 17 speedboats: the explanation by mckracken | Feb 15th, 1999 10:13:28 AM | Back from where, LaneMyers?!?! by L'Auteur | Feb 15th, 1999 10:16:00 AM | Cameron sold out for TRUE LIES by L'Auteur | Feb 15th, 1999 10:33:37 AM | CMON LANEMYERS! by L'Auteur | Feb 15th, 1999 04:27:48 PM | Goldie by Sanity | Feb 15th, 1999 07:54:48 PM | Bond has lost his touch by Judius | Feb 17th, 1999 09:16:09 AM | Bond apparently shops at
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