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Calling Vern!! Van Damme's TIL DEATH Trailer Sleazes Onto The Internets!!


...with a link to the trailer for a new Van Damme movie coming next year!

Not only does it star Jean-Claude, but Stephen Rae as well. He's the CRYING GAME and V FOR VENDETTA guy. Boy did he make a wrong turn.

The movie's called TIL DEATH. At one point, Van Damme will be in a coma in this one. I mean, more so than usual. His character will be in a coma, I mean.

This trailer has one of the most audaciously trashy edits I've ever seen: a shot of a woman being humped rigorously from behind...the next cut is her saying "I'm pregnant". How I managed to avoid this buzzkill in my own dating adventures is beyond me. If the actual movie is as expedient in its narrative, 'twill be true gold!


BEHOLD!!!


With that out of the way, I should probably note that this film is written by Dan Harris, co-writer of X-MEN 2 and SUPERMAN RETURNS. He's currenlty trying to beat ENDER'S GAME and LOGAN'S RUN into submission as well.

TIL DEATH reunites Jean-Claude with producer Moshe Diamant, whose gargantuan list of credits include old school JCVD fare like DOUBLE TEAM, TIMECOP, and DOUBLE IMPACT (which gave us two Van Dammes for the price of one!)

This should arrive in the U.S. mid January, 2007! And, I can't wait...




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mmm.....kay
by Sasha Nein
Aug 29th, 2006
05:42:43 PM
Those aren't "old school" JCVD, goddammit.
by SleazyG.
Aug 29th, 2006
05:48:28 PM
as borat would say:
by mocky_puppet
Aug 29th, 2006
05:49:29 PM
And to think, if Van Damme hadn't been...
by Childe Roland
Aug 29th, 2006
05:49:46 PM
Stephen Rae NOOOOOOO!!!!
by DOGSOUP
Aug 29th, 2006
05:58:44 PM
where's WILFORD BRIMLEY
by la_sith
Aug 29th, 2006
06:00:33 PM
Van Damme has Jugg Fuckled his career
by muscelyarm
Aug 29th, 2006
06:03:31 PM
if the script is good
by Vern
Aug 29th, 2006
06:09:36 PM
Best part of the trailer: Bourne Identity score rip-off
by CreasyBear
Aug 29th, 2006
06:09:53 PM
Van Damme has a beer and Jugg Fuckles his wife...
by -guyinthebackrow
Aug 29th, 2006
06:19:44 PM
I just vomited
by OhDaesu
Aug 29th, 2006
06:20:20 PM
Simon Fellows?
by Sleeperkid
Aug 29th, 2006
06:37:19 PM
"You...fucked...Callahan."
by IndustryKiller
Aug 29th, 2006
06:45:40 PM
Were you watching the trailer?
by slone13
Aug 29th, 2006
07:01:46 PM
It Shows Promise...
by SnakesOnABicycle
Aug 29th, 2006
07:04:49 PM
Kinda like getting a Macarena tattoo, huh?
by CreasyBear
Aug 29th, 2006
07:06:45 PM
Is Van Damme gonna be the badguy in Rush Hour 3 or not?
by Shermdawg
Aug 29th, 2006
07:07:46 PM
Dan Harris MUST NOT write ENDER'S GAME!
by Zartan
Aug 29th, 2006
07:10:58 PM
Word, Sleazy.
by The Heathen
Aug 29th, 2006
07:14:26 PM
Wow
by AshleyMonday
Aug 29th, 2006
07:34:02 PM
This Fall on FOX...
by MCVamp
Aug 29th, 2006
07:46:11 PM
this is not a trailer
by pomofo
Aug 29th, 2006
07:49:07 PM
THAT WAS THE WHOLE MOVIE
by jackinitraw
Aug 29th, 2006
08:06:30 PM
Best Worst Trailer Ever?
by ZombiKiller86
Aug 29th, 2006
08:13:24 PM
that looks good! VAN DAMAGE!!
by reckni
Aug 29th, 2006
08:37:38 PM
Please Do Not FUCK WITH ENDER'S GAME!!
by The Ender
Aug 29th, 2006
08:41:21 PM
JCVD says "Don't warry. It will be gud."
by heyscot
Aug 29th, 2006
08:45:47 PM
Guys, fear not, Orson will be a part of the script
by chrth
Aug 29th, 2006
08:55:20 PM
wtf, they just told the whole movie
by nef
Aug 29th, 2006
08:57:12 PM
Van Damme is the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet!
by Kampbell-Kid
Aug 29th, 2006
09:24:49 PM
Van Damme has a BOMB in his ribcage!
by ulcer
Aug 29th, 2006
10:07:32 PM
Lame dialogue, shootouts, and standard plot..
by Neo Zeed
Aug 29th, 2006
10:18:04 PM
Now dayke your peeg steek, and jur boyFRAN, and blow!
by Zeke25:17
Aug 29th, 2006
10:29:51 PM
TIL DEATH 2 - Van Damme with Hulk Hogan as the baddie!
by Kampbell-Kid
Aug 29th, 2006
10:31:25 PM
Stephen Rae is in a movie w/ Jean Claude Van Damme???
by Mr Nice Gaius
Aug 29th, 2006
10:47:28 PM
it's Stephen REA, you fucking typo-addicted assholes!
by Zeke25:17
Aug 29th, 2006
10:50:53 PM
Well I guess Dan Harris...
by Harysuxafat1
Aug 29th, 2006
11:49:26 PM
Somebody...
by Harysuxafat1
Aug 29th, 2006
11:53:06 PM
This wont make it to theaters...
by ABking
Aug 30th, 2006
12:45:29 AM
How come the bad guy always talks to the hero?
by Orionsangels
Aug 30th, 2006
12:52:57 AM
I'm surprised no mentioned similar to 'Hard to Kill'
by Orionsangels
Aug 30th, 2006
12:57:22 AM
The whole movie!
by shonin
Aug 30th, 2006
01:32:52 AM
Another crap !!
by LR12
Aug 30th, 2006
02:16:56 AM
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
by Sudynim
Aug 30th, 2006
03:30:26 AM
I hate to say it
by Lone Fox
Aug 30th, 2006
03:38:47 AM
Heyscot and Mr. Nicegaius
by smorgasborgnine
Aug 30th, 2006
04:30:24 AM
Why does this even warrant a post?
by Edward_nygma
Aug 30th, 2006
06:01:08 AM

by Dragnipurake
Aug 30th, 2006
07:55:47 AM
It's good to see him at least trying
by veritasses
Aug 30th, 2006
09:54:42 AM
I'll actually be looking forward to the film...
by ScarranHalfBreed
Aug 30th, 2006
11:07:20 AM
mode_7...
by ScarranHalfBreed
Aug 30th, 2006
11:08:25 AM
Van Suck is Teah Damme
by Teh Suk
Aug 30th, 2006
01:18:36 PM
To misspell Teh is Teh suk.
by Teh Suk
Aug 30th, 2006
01:19:14 PM
I can't wait...
by BillyBigShoes
Aug 30th, 2006
03:37:33 PM
I bet if Vern ever actually made a fuckin movie
by chickychow
Aug 30th, 2006
05:39:22 PM
"You fucked Callahan?"
by Novaman5000
Aug 30th, 2006
09:15:17 PM
THAT IS NOT A TRAILER!!
by aphextwin
Aug 31st, 2006
06:55:55 AM
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by aint_it_cruel?
Oct 21st, 2007
08:03:30 AM
COME ON
by JENNYRENA
Jul 9th, 2008
03:07:24 AM

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