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TNT's NIGHTMARES & DREAMSCAPES: FROM THE STORIES OF STEPHEN KING!! What Say The Critics??
Stephen King is a supergenius, the man who invented “The Stand” and “The Shining” and “The Green Mile.” While “Kingdom Hospital” and “Desperation” may not have been the best TV shows ever, the man’s name remains as revered as Serling’s.
And “Nightmares and Dreamscapes” is TV’s latest attempt to approximate the hyperginchy goodness that is and was “The Twilight Zone.”
TNT failed to send a screener. I told as much to “Crazy Alice,” who took 11 kinds of umbrage:
Fuck Turner Network Television!! Fuck them!! Fuck candy ass Ted Turner and his whore China Syndrome Barbarella girlfriend Jane Fonda!! TNT has no business not to send Herc a “Nightmare & Dreamscapes” screener!! FUCK TED TURNER!! Hi Fred. I like you.
… "Battleground" (to be followed by another King story) is a luminous chunk of sparkling dark crystal, a devilishly haunting gem polished to near-perfection by director Brian Henson and adapting writer Richard Christian Matheson. … The special effects, which really do make or break the thing, are delightful -- in a sinister sort of way. One could recommend the film to older, thrill-seeking children, but with a caveat: There are long, gruesome close-ups of Hurt's growing garden of wounds. Pretty soon, his face has so many scars he looks like the evil Chucky doll from the most recent "Child's Play" movie. Hurt throws himself into this captivating nuttiness and is even obliging enough to turn a Coca-Cola bottle so that its logo faces the camera (and another product placement is thus consummated). "Battleground," which will air without commercials, doesn't rank as some impressionistic TV masterpiece, but at least it shouldn't leave you cursing the name of Stephen King and the fortunes he has made. …
… The series is an excellent reminder that what makes Mr. King’s visions so fascinating is not their uniqueness or their artistry, but exactly how much they’re like ordinary nightmares. Which are plenty scary. And good for him for writing them down. … “Battleground,” appears tonight, and it’s ingenious … When trigger-happy toy soldiers come seeking revenge on him, his wordless indoor showdown with the intrepid inch-tall infantry — a reworking of Gulliver and the Lilliputians — is a minor masterpiece. … The second episode tonight, “Crouch End,” starring Eion Bailey and Claire Forlani, has a simpler charm. Both actors are gorgeous, even when their eyes are ringed with kohl for maximum scariness, and Ms. Forlani has wonderful hollows to her face that work well for horror. Mr. Bailey and Ms. Forlani are cast as an American couple in London — most of these movies are set outside Mr. King’s old New England haunting ground — whose transgression is nothing more than getting lost. But they’re lost not in Victorian London, with its horror clichés, but rather in contemporary Clerkenwell-heyday London, with its cool, vacant neighborhoods and their fixed-up warehouses. That the setting offers few landmarks that are familiar to movie viewers makes the couple’s vertigo more palpable, and the existential anxiety that can surface between a handsome man and a beautiful woman who have lost their way makes, as always, a grand subject for horror.
… As always in this genre, the results are uneven, but King's spooky hooks are as simple and effective as the production is impressively elaborate. …
… OK. So assume we cut Maine word processor Stephen King some slack and agree there are only seven original ideas in the world … It all comes down to execution - how the stories are cast, produced and filmed. In this, “Nightmares & Dreamscapes” excels. … Upcoming episodes (two every Wednesday) star William H. Macy, Ron Livingston, Jeremy Sisto, Samantha Mathis and Kim Delaney. The production values are exceedingly high, and you could find worse excuses to stay up past your bedtime. Just leave all the lights on.
… despite some highlights, this foray into "The Twilight Zone" territory mostly lacks the requisite punch Showtime's "Masters of Horror" delivered, primarily owing to episodes with inadequate payoffs. … The two best hours come during the second week: Bowman's "Umney's Last Case," featuring William H. Macy playing a pulp-fiction detective as well as the gumshoe's emotionally damaged real-life creator; and "The End of the Whole Mess," a chilling sci-fi premise directed by Salomon about good intentions gone awry, starring Ron Livingston. … The opening, meanwhile, is visually clever but not particularly engaging. In a commercial-free hour shot dialogue-free, William Hurt stars as a hitman who rubs out a toy impresario, only to have a collection of green army men ("Small Soldiers," as it were) seek to return the favor. That's followed by "Crouch End," with Claire Forlani and Eion Bailey as newlyweds who venture into a creepy hamlet outside London that apparently resides at the portal to another dimension. … King is prolific and inventive, and he's enjoyed ample success as a TV brand. Creatively, however, this venture with promise is yet another in which his work ultimately fails to shine.
… "Nightmares & Dreamscapes" might not single-handedly save anthologies from extinction, but it likely will produce the kind of ratings that programrs can't ignore. …"Battleground" is adapted from King's 1978 anthology, "Nightshift." Five of the remaining seven episodes, including "Crouch End," which follows "Battleground," came from the 1993 collection of short stories, "Nightmares & Dreamscapes." The other two, "The Road Virus Heads North" (July 26) and "Autopsy Room Four" (Aug. 2) are from 2002's "Everything's Eventual." …
9 p.m. Wednesday. TNT.


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Reader Talkback
"What say the critics"??? by snow scorpion | Jul 12th, 2006 12:43:28 AM | Variety says it's not as
good as Masters of Horror? by snow scorpion | Jul 12th, 2006 12:50:06 AM | I see you're trying to
bump the Smallville tb quickly by Shermdawg | Jul 12th, 2006 12:50:19 AM | btw, someone should do a new
version of... by Shermdawg | Jul 12th, 2006 01:31:03 AM | where the hell is The Mist? by DarthCheesy-poof | Jul 12th, 2006 02:44:10 AM | Matheson: HE is legend by Hal2814 | Jul 12th, 2006 03:40:50 AM | do you mean to tell me... by v1cious | Jul 12th, 2006 03:42:02 AM | Crouch End by ChristianZane | Jul 12th, 2006 03:47:50 AM | Crouch End... by TELF | Jul 12th, 2006 04:50:35 AM | Well, soccer moms are fucking
scary by godoffireinhell | Jul 12th, 2006 05:50:43 AM | Crouch End by AtomicLobster | Jul 12th, 2006 05:56:24 AM | I always had the idea... by Drworm2002 | Jul 12th, 2006 06:47:44 AM | Lacks the punch of Masters of
Horror? by Kung Fu Hustler | Jul 12th, 2006 07:54:05 AM | What they really need to adapt
is by Zombie Carnifex | Jul 12th, 2006 09:09:18 AM | Maybe it's the
clocktower... by TELF | Jul 12th, 2006 09:40:00 AM | "the man by Spike Fett | Jul 12th, 2006 10:27:44 AM | Are they gonna show the
shitting scene in Unmey's by Big Bad Clone | Jul 12th, 2006 10:32:04 AM | King V. Masters by Guy Gaduois | Jul 12th, 2006 11:25:23 AM | Battleground predates Small
Soldiers. by durhay | Jul 12th, 2006 11:26:17 AM | Anyone remember Darkroom? by oisin5199 | Jul 12th, 2006 12:28:05 PM | William Hurt vs Green Army
Soldiers?! by Ricky Henderson | Jul 12th, 2006 12:45:08 PM | Crazy Alice by Farley Flavors | Jul 12th, 2006 01:17:00 PM | Umm...I mean Herc... by Farley Flavors | Jul 12th, 2006 01:20:29 PM | King is simply an awful short
story writer... by beamish13 | Jul 12th, 2006 03:34:29 PM | I'm sorry, but I have to
do this... by LouGossetPhillip | Jul 12th, 2006 04:22:28 PM | "Lawnmower Man" was bad... by Ray Garraty #47 | Jul 12th, 2006 04:24:05 PM | LouGossetPhillip by Zombie Carnifex | Jul 12th, 2006 05:31:35 PM | Yes, I remember Darkroom by Moe Ron | Jul 12th, 2006 06:05:26 PM | Short Stories- And the
King bashing grows spirited by Lovecraftfan | Jul 12th, 2006 07:34:18 PM | Battleground is possibly the
coolest thing I've seen... by Shermdawg | Jul 12th, 2006 09:26:04 PM | Only 7 origianl stories in the
world? by Yeti | Jul 12th, 2006 09:38:46 PM | Tonight's episodes by Jack Burton | Jul 12th, 2006 10:05:10 PM | Just read Kings latest
"Cell"... by chavee | Jul 12th, 2006 10:26:00 PM | Jack Burton is right by snow scorpion | Jul 12th, 2006 10:54:14 PM | I've always thought.... by Big Bad Clone | Jul 12th, 2006 11:35:53 PM | DAMN IT, WHEN ARE THEY GOING
TO REMAKE "RUNNING MAN" by masticators | Jul 13th, 2006 12:15:25 AM | Battleground is excellent. by Imagikafan | Jul 13th, 2006 03:43:29 AM | Another thumbs-up for
Battleground. by Regenhund | Jul 13th, 2006 08:55:39 AM | Battleground Shout - Out by Guy Gaduois | Jul 13th, 2006 10:24:26 AM | Last nite by BatCountry | Jul 13th, 2006 11:05:25 AM | SK short stories by muerte_a_chavez | Jul 13th, 2006 11:56:35 AM | Nightmare & Dreamscapes behind
the scenes footage by seddu | Jul 13th, 2006 01:17:35 PM | Agreed Totally by hooray4zoidberg | Jul 13th, 2006 02:16:14 PM | King story, guy stranded on an
island by Knobules | Jul 13th, 2006 03:10:55 PM | Knobules... by Thunderpants | Jul 13th, 2006 03:41:10 PM | Battleground was neat, but... by Lobanhaki | Jul 13th, 2006 04:07:42 PM | Yeti, re: plots by bah | Jul 13th, 2006 04:18:02 PM | Can't wait for "Road Virus
Heads North" by Mister Man | Jul 13th, 2006 04:24:29 PM | King Adaptions by fiester | Jul 13th, 2006 04:54:03 PM | Self-cannibalism story... by RodneyOz | Jul 13th, 2006 05:28:57 PM | Tributes to Dad by Zath_ras | Jul 13th, 2006 07:18:05 PM | Also by Zath_ras | Jul 13th, 2006 07:20:04 PM | Survivor Type by Zath_ras | Jul 13th, 2006 07:21:17 PM | Supergenius? by Snowden's Secret | Jul 13th, 2006 07:42:32 PM | Dolan's Cadillac by cutest_of_borg | Jul 13th, 2006 09:02:35 PM | the little "voodoo doll" has a
name ... by Toe Jam | Jul 13th, 2006 10:00:48 PM | Zuni Fetish Doll by wilbur gray | Jul 13th, 2006 10:33:56 PM | Dolan's Cadillac by Mister Man | Jul 14th, 2006 12:52:37 AM | Guess I was thinking of
"Chattery Teeth" by Mister Man | Jul 14th, 2006 12:57:06 AM | RE: Wilbug Gray by Zath_ras | Jul 14th, 2006 11:29:15 AM | Ok. How's about telling
us..... by Yossarian | Jul 14th, 2006 09:40:52 PM | The first one was..... by Zath_ras | Jul 15th, 2006 01:05:30 PM | "Dolan's Cadillac" casting
circa 2001 by Some Dude | Jul 15th, 2006 09:06:50 PM | regarding Survivor Type by white owl | Jul 16th, 2006 01:00:39 AM | Did anyone notice in the
Battlegrounds ep by smackfu | Jul 17th, 2006 09:58:29 AM | Battleground and Crouch End by Black Satin 2 | Jul 17th, 2006 11:55:24 AM |
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