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1st by moondoggy2u	Mar 13th, 2006 10:24:10 PM
Gotta love Issac Hayes by moondoggy2u	Mar 13th, 2006 10:28:02 PM
Hmmmm....... by sundancekeed	Mar 13th, 2006 10:30:53 PM
I stand corrected: 10 years by moondoggy2u	Mar 13th, 2006 10:32:06 PM
I have to say... by jimmy_009	Mar 13th, 2006 10:37:30 PM
A tragedy. by iamnicksaicnsn	Mar 13th, 2006 10:38:37 PM
I love how Matt calls him out about other religions by chrth	Mar 13th, 2006 10:38:42 PM
That's lame. by Novaman5000	Mar 13th, 2006 10:40:10 PM
"This is what Issac Hayes actually believes." by BeeDub	Mar 13th, 2006 10:41:20 PM
Better quote from Matt Stone on CNN.com by jimmy_009	Mar 13th, 2006 10:42:18 PM
In all fairness to Isaac, by moondoggy2u	Mar 13th, 2006 10:42:39 PM
Matt Stone had the perfect response: by blondeman	Mar 13th, 2006 10:43:14 PM
Maybe.....Maybe Not...But Most Likely Maybe by Gilroy28	Mar 13th, 2006 10:43:37 PM
crap. by moondoggy2u	Mar 13th, 2006 10:44:15 PM
How do you spell hypocrite? I.S.A.A.C. by BrashHulk	Mar 13th, 2006 10:44:22 PM
when was the last time Chef was on the show anyway? by DarthHomercles	Mar 13th, 2006 10:45:09 PM
by batzilla	Mar 13th, 2006 10:50:15 PM
Who wages a hypocritical fight against Xenu? by moondoggy2u	Mar 13th, 2006 10:54:07 PM
Goodbye Chillren! by ChrisPC24	Mar 13th, 2006 10:54:57 PM
It's true Chef's part is pretty small now by blondeman	Mar 13th, 2006 10:57:26 PM
I hope they dont kill off Chef. by moondoggy2u	Mar 13th, 2006 11:00:48 PM
The Loch Ness Monster will kidnap his ass... by Shermdawg	Mar 13th, 2006 11:06:02 PM
Here's what they should do by Hervoyel	Mar 13th, 2006 11:07:26 PM
Hayes is a hipocrite by Gorrister	Mar 13th, 2006 11:12:44 PM
Wooldoor by moondoggy2u	Mar 13th, 2006 11:31:46 PM
Handling the Chef character by limus	Mar 13th, 2006 11:33:02 PM
Have Chef killed off by Scientologists or something by Angry Mean Panda	Mar 13th, 2006 11:34:45 PM
Sounds like a set up for the return of... by Dr. Meirschultz	Mar 13th, 2006 11:45:31 PM
He's the Duke of New York, A-Number One! by WeirdEd	Mar 13th, 2006 11:46:33 PM
The OTHERS by Darth Melkor	Mar 13th, 2006 11:46:56 PM
150 episodes later he decides its to much. by comicbooknerd	Mar 13th, 2006 11:48:36 PM
"I'm gonna make love to ya woman, even when I'm dead by Meremoth	Mar 13th, 2006 11:51:14 PM
If he had recently found religion, I'd understand or... by logofdoom	Mar 13th, 2006 11:55:01 PM
Scientology is a bullshit made up religion by Cruel_Kingdom	Mar 14th, 2006 12:04:33 AM
Chocolate Salty No Balls by Det. John Kimble	Mar 14th, 2006 12:06:59 AM
Next stop for Isaac Hayes...? by Cruel_Kingdom	Mar 14th, 2006 12:10:09 AM
who cares? 5000 yr old BS or 10 yr old BS... by logofdoom	Mar 14th, 2006 12:12:26 AM
No no no, the best revenge would be... by Mockingbird Girl	Mar 14th, 2006 12:14:48 AM
Matt and Trey are going to make greatness out of this by zillabeast	Mar 14th, 2006 12:17:08 AM
Hey Logofdoom... by Cruel_Kingdom	Mar 14th, 2006 12:20:42 AM
More like Logofdung by Cruel_Kingdom	Mar 14th, 2006 12:21:49 AM
They should do an entire episode using only outtakes... by logofdoom	Mar 14th, 2006 12:26:31 AM
For some reason I think they'll take the high road by I Dunno	Mar 14th, 2006 12:33:25 AM
Put me in the "I hope Chef dies" camp... by WillowFan2001	Mar 14th, 2006 12:34:16 AM
Put me in the "I hope Isaac dies" camp... by Cruel_Kingdom	Mar 14th, 2006 12:44:47 AM
I did the scientology test once... by speed	Mar 14th, 2006 12:44:56 AM
sacrilicious by HermansHead	Mar 14th, 2006 12:46:19 AM
It'd be intersting to see christianty at it's start... by logofdoom	Mar 14th, 2006 12:50:44 AM
It's obvious that The Grand Wizard got to him. by Mike Nesmith	Mar 14th, 2006 12:54:33 AM
I always wondered if this would happen... by JustinSane	Mar 14th, 2006 12:59:32 AM
FWIW... by SG7	Mar 14th, 2006 01:00:47 AM
I didn't know Isaac Hayes was a scientologist by Vern	Mar 14th, 2006 01:01:44 AM
i could see trey and matt nonchalantly bumping him off- by mrgreentheplant	Mar 14th, 2006 01:08:25 AM
Killing him off would be too kind... by CJA	Mar 14th, 2006 01:18:42 AM
Every single episode of South Park from here on in... by The Wrong Guy	Mar 14th, 2006 01:19:18 AM
Various Solutions to the lack og Chef by MyHerosDead	Mar 14th, 2006 01:35:19 AM
Trey and Matt on Letterman Wednesday... by The Wrong Guy	Mar 14th, 2006 01:42:23 AM
SHERMDAWG by lycanthrope	Mar 14th, 2006 02:36:10 AM
Ya know, they say that Chef is a baaaad... by Zeke25:17	Mar 14th, 2006 02:39:42 AM
Another reason this is crazy by Jinxo	Mar 14th, 2006 03:03:34 AM
I guess this is goodbye childrens... by Orionsangels	Mar 14th, 2006 03:04:36 AM
Isaac Hayes interview by Ozy	Mar 14th, 2006 03:13:50 AM
My bad by Ozy	Mar 14th, 2006 03:16:09 AM
Interesting since they had done a scientology ep before by Doc_Strange	Mar 14th, 2006 03:27:15 AM
it's a shame hayes couldn't get over himself but... by newc0253	Mar 14th, 2006 03:30:02 AM
I say keep Chef by Farging Bastige	Mar 14th, 2006 04:13:23 AM
If there was ever an episode of SP to get upset about.. by The Wrong Guy	Mar 14th, 2006 04:59:45 AM
So what is your point, The Wrong Guy by I Dunno	Mar 14th, 2006 06:19:06 AM
I Thought the Scientology Episode was about Hayes. by The Tao of Joe	Mar 14th, 2006 06:30:54 AM
After seeing that interview by moondoggy2u	Mar 14th, 2006 06:33:24 AM
big deal by Kegboy	Mar 14th, 2006 06:45:56 AM
Cults - not just for white people anymore by ejcarter9	Mar 14th, 2006 07:22:53 AM
No one understands a hypocrite like his woman... by SpyGuy	Mar 14th, 2006 07:24:49 AM
It was about Cruise... by emeraldboy	Mar 14th, 2006 07:29:18 AM
I'll play devil's advocate to some extent... by Chewtoy	Mar 14th, 2006 07:33:44 AM
Best idea I've heard... by DarqueGuy	Mar 14th, 2006 07:34:04 AM
These guys are comedy Nihilists by emeraldboy	Mar 14th, 2006 07:46:33 AM
When was the last time Chef even showed up in an episod by Big Bad Clone	Mar 14th, 2006 07:52:04 AM
Chef Should Castrate himself and Prep for Mothership by dumbpeoplesuck	Mar 14th, 2006 08:02:34 AM
Matt and Trey should do another Scientology Episode... by sith-vol	Mar 14th, 2006 08:03:11 AM
Isaac Hayes Is a total tool. by erich	Mar 14th, 2006 08:03:35 AM
Scott Tenorman Must Die by nalapou	Mar 14th, 2006 08:04:19 AM
Chewtoy, by raw_bean	Mar 14th, 2006 08:25:10 AM
I'm surprised it took him this long to quit by Orange Crush	Mar 14th, 2006 08:27:49 AM
Raw_bean by moondoggy2u	Mar 14th, 2006 08:40:22 AM
A different story from the creators... by clem_snide	Mar 14th, 2006 08:45:06 AM
Issac Hayes... by Symposium	Mar 14th, 2006 08:54:02 AM
I like the idea of just having Chef in all the episodes by Big Jim	Mar 14th, 2006 09:02:10 AM
Or pull a Bewitched and have Chef suddenly by Big Jim	Mar 14th, 2006 09:03:43 AM
HermansHead by MovieWhore	Mar 14th, 2006 09:14:16 AM
Is it true? by invaderzim365	Mar 14th, 2006 09:19:29 AM
Fuck L. Ron Hubbard by Kentucky Colonel	Mar 14th, 2006 09:26:33 AM
You know what South Park DVD I'd buy? by Mockingbird Girl	Mar 14th, 2006 09:27:49 AM
Who else is a science-fiction-ologist? by Kentucky Colonel	Mar 14th, 2006 09:27:53 AM
MovieWhore by Mockingbird Girl	Mar 14th, 2006 09:31:30 AM
Re: Invaderzim, the Scientology episode by RenoNevada2000	Mar 14th, 2006 09:31:37 AM
He's done with the show, but... by RenoNevada2000	Mar 14th, 2006 09:33:40 AM
This will be good for South Park, lots of publicity! by StudioPlant69	Mar 14th, 2006 09:34:32 AM
Scientology is no crazier than your religions are by Dannychico	Mar 14th, 2006 09:38:55 AM
Jamestown Kool-Aid? by durhay	Mar 14th, 2006 09:43:48 AM
Put Chef in ALL of the episodes now! by Darth_Nader	Mar 14th, 2006 09:46:52 AM
remember donatellos voice change on old ninja turtles by JackDonkey	Mar 14th, 2006 09:49:23 AM
not a bewitched, a Simpsons by INWOsuxRED	Mar 14th, 2006 09:50:35 AM
what if I don't have a religion? by JackDonkey	Mar 14th, 2006 09:51:11 AM
An idea for the recasting of Chef by Zeke25:17	Mar 14th, 2006 09:52:41 AM
Jonestown Kool-Aid by Kentucky Colonel	Mar 14th, 2006 10:13:52 AM
Imagine no religion by Kentucky Colonel	Mar 14th, 2006 10:14:23 AM
Scientology isn't a crazy religion... by Lezbo Milk	Mar 14th, 2006 10:22:06 AM
Kentucky--you dont have to imagine... by moondoggy2u	Mar 14th, 2006 10:26:49 AM
More importantly-Peter Tomarken gets the ultimate Whamy by Heckles	Mar 14th, 2006 10:30:42 AM
Quote 4 Gr8 Justice by Breotan	Mar 14th, 2006 10:45:59 AM
I hope.... by beefywhore	Mar 14th, 2006 10:47:45 AM
Suck on my chocolate salty hypocrisy by Billyeveryteen	Mar 14th, 2006 10:51:57 AM
As Wacky as Scientology is... by Darkfyre	Mar 14th, 2006 11:04:18 AM
Kill Chef in South Park. by hallmitchell	Mar 14th, 2006 11:10:30 AM
Chef's replacement: Cook! by fiester	Mar 14th, 2006 11:32:04 AM
Next episode of South Park: Chef's funeral by moviemaniac-7	Mar 14th, 2006 11:38:23 AM
chef has to die of syphillis by vicious_bastard	Mar 14th, 2006 11:39:39 AM
Scientology is no crazier than any other religion by Dannychico	Mar 14th, 2006 11:52:06 AM
All of this "what it" as far as what to do with Chef by Lando Griffin	Mar 14th, 2006 12:14:41 PM
I think you mean "reek", as in stink by Orange Crush	Mar 14th, 2006 12:21:51 PM
Scientology is a joke. Get over it Isaac. by SCYTHEOFLUNA	Mar 14th, 2006 12:25:27 PM
I love all of the "sheep" and "if you believe in by Lando Griffin	Mar 14th, 2006 12:25:59 PM
This guy was just on opie and anthony... by moogu2	Mar 14th, 2006 12:29:19 PM
actually, danny, its just degrees of open mindedness by moondoggy2u	Mar 14th, 2006 12:29:32 PM
Re: Wrong Guy by johncage	Mar 14th, 2006 01:10:29 PM
Hervoyel by First	Mar 14th, 2006 01:19:28 PM
The secrecy around Scientology makes sense, you know by moviemaniac-7	Mar 14th, 2006 01:51:53 PM
A Skinny White Insurance Salesman by holidill	Mar 14th, 2006 01:54:13 PM
Question: why do people give a shit about scientology? by Vern	Mar 14th, 2006 02:13:34 PM
It's Actually the Religious People who are Arrogant... by Darkfyre	Mar 14th, 2006 02:27:16 PM
L. Ron Hubbard once said: by Novaman5000	Mar 14th, 2006 02:30:34 PM
"Why is this such a topic of fascination?" by newc0253	Mar 14th, 2006 02:36:19 PM
What makes it a cult and not just another "religion" by Walterego	Mar 14th, 2006 02:48:20 PM
Replace him with Brooke Shields by Rowley Birkin QC	Mar 14th, 2006 03:00:47 PM
Ummm.....Duh by Lando Griffin	Mar 14th, 2006 03:03:00 PM
Just call an ep "Chef Mute"... by Diskatopia	Mar 14th, 2006 03:07:41 PM
I Thought... by BitchNig	Mar 14th, 2006 03:32:09 PM
Don't cry for Beck, Argentina... by Pops Freshemeyer	Mar 14th, 2006 04:09:42 PM
Issac Hayes... by jpowell180	Mar 14th, 2006 04:43:48 PM
This is just sad by quadrupletree	Mar 14th, 2006 04:46:54 PM
Isaac Hayes sucks... by DocPazuzu	Mar 14th, 2006 05:23:30 PM
Ever Heard of Excommunication? by Darkfyre	Mar 14th, 2006 05:38:29 PM
Lando... by ErrantNight	Mar 14th, 2006 05:51:49 PM
Rock on Darkfyre. by ErrantNight	Mar 14th, 2006 05:53:55 PM
good riddance. by fatsackowind	Mar 14th, 2006 06:02:36 PM
By the way, I'm NOT an Atheist by Darkfyre	Mar 14th, 2006 06:07:05 PM
Darkfyre by moondoggy2u	Mar 14th, 2006 06:56:11 PM
brainwashing continued. by moondoggy2u	Mar 14th, 2006 06:58:23 PM
New Age Chef by MrHotMonkeyLove	Mar 14th, 2006 08:39:04 PM
The Chef Season Finale! by booker7676	Mar 14th, 2006 08:58:55 PM
by Meremoth	Mar 14th, 2006 09:24:13 PM
Strange... by Red Ned Lynch	Mar 14th, 2006 09:43:34 PM
That is strange by Meremoth	Mar 14th, 2006 10:32:18 PM
alternatives to Chef? by DarthStallion	Mar 14th, 2006 10:45:01 PM
Errant by Lando Griffin	Mar 14th, 2006 10:56:16 PM
Hey, moondoggy2u... by Darkfyre	Mar 14th, 2006 11:04:17 PM
Jim Emerson's great retort: by Lenny Nero	Mar 14th, 2006 11:10:05 PM
Darkfyre by moondoggy2u	Mar 14th, 2006 11:14:13 PM
A lot of Mormons are not exactly "mainstream" Darkfyre, by Walterego	Mar 14th, 2006 11:15:43 PM
PROOF Religions are Bogus! by Darkfyre	Mar 14th, 2006 11:20:34 PM
Brainwashing vs. Parental Indoctrination by Darkfyre	Mar 14th, 2006 11:31:59 PM
lol@ parental indoctrination by moondoggy2u	Mar 14th, 2006 11:35:48 PM
Oh no!! by moondoggy2u	Mar 14th, 2006 11:37:57 PM
apparently, I wasnt indoctrinating sentence structure by moondoggy2u	Mar 14th, 2006 11:39:32 PM
Too bad Donald Pleasence isn't still alive by INWOsuxRED	Mar 14th, 2006 11:42:47 PM
I wonder if Cruise tried to recruit Kubrick... by SK909	Mar 14th, 2006 11:51:13 PM
Another silly religion by INWOsuxRED	Mar 14th, 2006 11:52:01 PM
Agreed, SK909. by moondoggy2u	Mar 14th, 2006 11:57:26 PM
by VoodooV	Mar 15th, 2006 12:20:13 AM
Chef gone = The Triumphant Return of ... MR. DERP!!! by Tall_Boy	Mar 15th, 2006 12:23:15 AM
Where religion comes from... by SK909	Mar 15th, 2006 12:29:23 AM
Check it out by harrys_site_sucks	Mar 15th, 2006 12:38:37 AM
Ignorance... by Mavrikfire	Mar 15th, 2006 01:44:33 AM
Freedom is letting it go. by Diskatopia	Mar 15th, 2006 02:26:41 AM
"The stars are waiting." by Mutant X	Mar 15th, 2006 02:47:46 AM
we might finally achieve something universal.......... by PurityOfEssence	Mar 15th, 2006 03:18:58 AM
Yes ... but could you imagine The Simpsons going after by Shan	Mar 15th, 2006 03:19:55 AM
You can spot fundamentalists by emeraldboy	Mar 15th, 2006 04:06:36 AM
Issac Hayes Is A Scientologist? by caseylane	Mar 15th, 2006 06:57:43 AM
My argument for why Scientology is a cult by Big Jim	Mar 15th, 2006 08:58:49 AM
publicity stunt!!!! by samuraiyao	Mar 15th, 2006 09:19:13 AM
Cinemastrology by Squashua	Mar 15th, 2006 09:53:24 AM
Pre-emptive parody strike. by SpikeTBB	Mar 15th, 2006 11:01:16 AM
The new voice of Chef by MasterShake	Mar 15th, 2006 11:14:04 AM
Fuck Scientology. by Novaman5000	Mar 15th, 2006 11:28:32 AM
I just got off the phone with God... by Childe Roland	Mar 15th, 2006 11:55:08 AM
How to fix the problem. by Blue_Demon	Mar 15th, 2006 12:16:29 PM
Now listen up children.... by screamster	Mar 15th, 2006 02:25:04 PM
Time to bring in "Chef, Jr." as voiced by Bernie Mac by SpyGuy	Mar 15th, 2006 03:37:34 PM
TOm Cruise Gay? by crcs1984	Mar 15th, 2006 04:25:08 PM
na na na na na na na na LEADER!!!! by StudioPlant69	Mar 15th, 2006 05:19:24 PM
Could this be fake? by BenjaminGrimm	Mar 15th, 2006 06:07:47 PM
Timing also works in favor of the Letterman appearance by chickychow	Mar 15th, 2006 07:15:10 PM
weak by ILK	Mar 15th, 2006 08:18:53 PM
"Trapped in the Closet" MIA by foolacres	Mar 15th, 2006 09:21:56 PM
I had a friend who became a scientolgist. by icecreamcake	Mar 15th, 2006 10:11:05 PM
so what's the deal tonight? by reinhold	Mar 15th, 2006 11:09:56 PM
I just saw him in a Lays potato chip ad. by Nadine_Cross	Mar 16th, 2006 02:51:54 AM
in that interview isaac didnt seem to mind by misnomer	Mar 16th, 2006 08:17:24 AM
The Scientology episode... by kadath	Mar 16th, 2006 09:09:47 AM
Crying and Flying a Kite... by chickychow	Mar 16th, 2006 02:19:02 PM
Evangelicals say that they can by emeraldboy	Mar 16th, 2006 02:30:04 PM
Flying a kite at night by Big Jim	Mar 16th, 2006 03:44:11 PM
I heard that Cruise threatened to not... by mrfan	Mar 16th, 2006 06:00:04 PM
Fuck Scientologists by Jesus_and_Tori	Mar 16th, 2006 06:03:10 PM
Moondoogy2u: by Jack Parsons	Mar 16th, 2006 06:11:26 PM
A word about Scientology from YT by Jack Parsons	Mar 16th, 2006 06:18:01 PM
And something fun, for once by Jack Parsons	Mar 16th, 2006 06:20:30 PM
Scientology is a way to launder money. by Uncapie	Mar 16th, 2006 06:34:42 PM
Jack Parsons--WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY TEACHING?? by moondoggy2u	Mar 16th, 2006 09:01:19 PM
South Park? Thats still around??? by hargon27	Mar 16th, 2006 11:15:36 PM
Cruel_Kingdom by rabban	Mar 17th, 2006 02:11:15 AM
big deal by cornstalkwalker	Mar 17th, 2006 09:13:08 AM
Cable net abruptly pulls repeat of Scientology episode by ptindy	Mar 17th, 2006 09:30:37 AM
Lord Xenu by cerebulon	Mar 17th, 2006 10:06:36 AM
All hail Xenu!!! by Billyeveryteen	Mar 17th, 2006 10:20:26 AM
Xenu should replace Chef by Big Jim	Mar 17th, 2006 10:54:04 AM
Xenu v.s. Xena by mrfan	Mar 18th, 2006 02:06:35 PM
Just for The Record... by DeeJay	Mar 18th, 2006 03:08:21 PM
who cares by digital8	Mar 18th, 2006 03:50:30 PM
just watched it.. by springs360	Mar 20th, 2006 10:17:13 PM

He Is The Man Who Will Quit SOUTH PARK For His Brother Man!! Hayes!! Can You Dig It??

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The Wednesday Comedy Central ran its famous Scientology “South Park” episode, many in talkback predicted that Isaac “Chocolate Salty Balls” Hayes – the avowed Scientologist who plays Chef on the series – would ditch the show.

And this appears to be precisely what happened. Read more of this here.

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