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MiraJeff's NARNIA Review!!

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...

I’ll have my own take on NARNIA up tomorrow at some point, and I’m sure Harry’s going to be weighing in as well, but for now, here’s MiraJeff, one of our most trusted reviewers, with his look at the long-awaited fantasy epic:

Greetings AICN, MiraJeff here with a look at The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. It appears C.S. Lewis can rest easy. The late author is famous for once saying he’d never endorse a live-action adaptation of his best-selling fantasy novel, but if he saw the sheer wonder that is the land of Narnia, I’m fairly certain even he would have a tough time being unimpressed with this visually dynamic and faithful adaptation of his classic children’s tale. Director Andrew Adamson (Shrek 2) has made a whimsical fairy tale that’s the perfect family film for the holidays. With seven books in Lewis’ series, Disney has high hopes for the Narnia franchise, which gets off to a great start with this film largely due to the spot-on casting of the four Pevensie children, especially 10 year-old Georgie Henley as the youngest, Lucy.

The story follows our soon-to-be-heroes as they escape blitzkrieg bombing in Great Britain and eventually find their way through a magical wardrobe into the beautiful, snow-covered land of Narnia. While visiting, Lucy befriends half-goat/half-man Mr. Tumnus (James McAvoy) and rebellious Edmund (Skandar Keynes) is lured into a trap by Jadis the White Witch (a delicious Tilda Swinton), an evil villainess who wants to steal control of Narnia from its revered king, Aslan the Lion (a majestic Liam Neeson).

Along the way, the foursome enlists the aid of several CGI-creatures including Mr. Beaver (Ray Winstone), Fox (Rupert Everett), and an army of arrow-slinging minotaurs. Inevitably, good and evil clash in a fierce battle that proudly showcases Harry Gregson-Wagner’s rousing score, but although Adamson delivers some spectacularly entertaining sequences, none are quite as epic as anything in Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy, or for that matter, King Kong.

As far as the cast goes, Anna Popplewell does what she can with Susan, but as the motherly figure of the family, she isn’t given that much to do besides worry about her more active siblings. Skandar Keynes makes the role of Turkish-delight-loving Edmund his own, though its co-star William Moseley who best captures our attention and imagination. And as I said before, Henley embodies little Lucy Pevensie, and carries herself with a maturity uncommon for her age. At the film’s press junket, she effortlessly entertained table after table of journalists. As Aslan, Neeson’s voice demands to be heard, and is a welcome substitute for Brian Cox, who initially recorded Aslan’s dialogue but had it removed when Adamson decided it didn’t sound right for the character. Swinton delivers a wicked performance, playing the White Witch with an emotional coldness that may be too scary for young children, though adults will find her evilness convincing.

While it is true that Lewis’ novel is widely regarded as a sort of Christian allegory, with Aslan standing in for Jesus Christ, the religious undertones of the book thankfully remain below the surface of the story, and in no way impact the enjoyment of the film. In fact, Narnia is the type of film that can be enjoyed by people of all ages, regardless of whether or not they’ve read the book. Of course, hardcore fans of the novel will notice several small changes in the film, including an emphasis on the importance of family, as well a more active role for the girls during the climactic battle scene. The novel kept the Pevensie girls in the background more, as Lewis didn’t think it would be proper for women to fight. Unlike a Harry Potter book, The Chronicles of Narnia was only about 200 pages, so the film’s pacing is tight and effective. Special attention should be paid to the magnificent job the special effects team did with Aslan’s golden mane, as well as the pack of menacing wolves that does the Witch’s evil bidding. While Narnia may be aimed at a younger crowd, it is an incredibly fun film that should tide you over until King Kong next week. By the way, I attended the Kong premiere with Quint on Monday night and let me tell you, it’s the best film Jackson’s ever done. I’ll be back soon with my Kong review, as well as a look at The Matador, Hoodwinked, Wolf Creek, and Grandma’s Boy.

‘Til then, that’s all folks.

Thanks, man.

"Moriarty" out.





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narnia shmarnia
by flamingrunt
Dec 8th, 2005
03:37:04 AM
So is Harry going to review this, or pass like he did with Harry
by Lezbo Milk
Dec 8th, 2005
03:43:12 AM
Praise the Lord!
by Johnny Wishbone
Dec 8th, 2005
03:43:39 AM
Meh....
by KnightEternal
Dec 8th, 2005
03:50:09 AM

by Glaive
Dec 8th, 2005
03:53:19 AM
and an army of arrow-slinging minotaurs...
by Glaive
Dec 8th, 2005
03:53:34 AM
and an army of arrow-slinging minotaurs...
by Glaive
Dec 8th, 2005
03:54:28 AM
Fuck the Wein$tein bros
by Gluecifer
Dec 8th, 2005
04:18:18 AM
The Passion of Aslan
by Knugen
Dec 8th, 2005
04:19:23 AM
Yeah, Kong, man...
by Uncle_Les
Dec 8th, 2005
04:21:00 AM
is that a fat joke?
by kintar0
Dec 8th, 2005
04:24:52 AM
Talking animals
by dewijnboer
Dec 8th, 2005
04:54:39 AM
"So is Harry going to review this, or pass like he did with Harr
by Thirteen 13
Dec 8th, 2005
05:28:52 AM
"a whimsical fairy tale that
by LargoJr
Dec 8th, 2005
05:39:56 AM
his review is dead on
by mikey mike
Dec 8th, 2005
05:53:19 AM
They were Nazis dude???
by TheBoyFromUlster
Dec 8th, 2005
05:54:11 AM
The British reviews seem to suggest that this is a faithful adap
by SalvatoreGravano
Dec 8th, 2005
05:57:24 AM
Want to like this film
by Boba Fat
Dec 8th, 2005
05:58:58 AM
CNN: "Watch the AICN Talkback for the inevitable incursion of &#
by SalvatoreGravano
Dec 8th, 2005
06:04:58 AM
maybe I missed the joke...
by Novaman5000
Dec 8th, 2005
06:51:14 AM
Excuse me, Moriarty
by BendersShinyAss
Dec 8th, 2005
06:53:44 AM
flamingrunt the flaming cunt
by llac9
Dec 8th, 2005
07:08:22 AM
Looking foward to this
by amano
Dec 8th, 2005
07:17:14 AM
What's the big deal?
by Damer1
Dec 8th, 2005
07:27:32 AM
call me a cunt?
by flamingrunt
Dec 8th, 2005
07:29:31 AM
call me a cunt?
by flamingrunt
Dec 8th, 2005
07:29:31 AM
ha ha
by flamingrunt
Dec 8th, 2005
07:30:11 AM
At least he didn't yell, " FIRST"!!!!!!!!
by Lezbo Milk
Dec 8th, 2005
07:42:48 AM
Damer1
by dewijnboer
Dec 8th, 2005
07:44:38 AM
Can't wait for this, wish they did a wednesday release.
by minderbinder
Dec 8th, 2005
07:51:07 AM
shinyass...Are you really that desperate that you have to bring
by minderbinder
Dec 8th, 2005
07:52:37 AM
This movie better be everything evreyone wants it to be...
by BillyShakes
Dec 8th, 2005
08:05:08 AM
'None are quite as epic as anything in Peter Jackson
by Lone Fox
Dec 8th, 2005
08:35:13 AM
Lone Fox
by occams_razor
Dec 8th, 2005
08:40:13 AM
Knugen
by zacdilone
Dec 8th, 2005
08:43:37 AM
Ummm I can understand the LOTR comparison
by DannyOcean01
Dec 8th, 2005
08:47:21 AM
Where is the Goblet of Fire Review?
by Saluki
Dec 8th, 2005
09:20:10 AM
And I'm passing on Narnia...
by Saluki
Dec 8th, 2005
09:22:01 AM
Zac re: Brit sensitivity to Christian extremism
by FluffyUnbound
Dec 8th, 2005
09:30:12 AM
Oh, and I'm going to be the anti-Ringbearer and say: The CGI
by FluffyUnbound
Dec 8th, 2005
09:33:41 AM
Too Bright
by Saluki
Dec 8th, 2005
09:42:40 AM
the only thing that intrigues me about this is the liam neesin v
by jig98
Dec 8th, 2005
10:01:58 AM
Well, Mori said that Neeson's performance was a waste of tim
by performingmonkey
Dec 8th, 2005
10:25:19 AM
Minderbinder. I outta track you down and smack you over the head
by BendersShinyAss
Dec 8th, 2005
10:31:32 AM
I thought I could leave it, but I'm fucking outraged
by BendersShinyAss
Dec 8th, 2005
10:47:34 AM
Shiny ass: go fuck yourself.
by minderbinder
Dec 8th, 2005
10:48:16 AM
Hey Minder,
by BendersShinyAss
Dec 8th, 2005
10:58:26 AM
Sorry to be the voice of reason, but I think Potter and Narnia a
by minderbinder
Dec 8th, 2005
10:58:37 AM
Appologies to the rest of the talkback
by BendersShinyAss
Dec 8th, 2005
11:19:47 AM
Do all battles have to grim and at night?
by DannyOcean01
Dec 8th, 2005
11:24:18 AM
DannyOcean01 is right
by zacdilone
Dec 8th, 2005
11:34:27 AM
"fun film that should tide you over until King Kong next week"
by gobofraggleuk
Dec 8th, 2005
11:48:44 AM
"...Harry
by Negative Man
Dec 8th, 2005
12:28:45 PM
Acting
by The Cine-eater
Dec 8th, 2005
12:47:05 PM
"None are quite as epic as anything in Peter Jackson
by Kai_Mah'gra
Dec 8th, 2005
12:53:04 PM
but LEWIS was an ATHIEST!
by FleshMachine
Dec 8th, 2005
01:23:22 PM
At Least He Didn't Photograph Prepubescent Girls Naked
by skoobyx
Dec 8th, 2005
01:41:15 PM
i have seen narnia too and it would be virtually impossible not
by slappy jones
Dec 8th, 2005
02:18:06 PM
The only reason why this review was marginally better than Mori&
by mistrmindqed
Dec 8th, 2005
02:31:18 PM
If you're going to whine about spelling and "grammer", shoul
by minderbinder
Dec 8th, 2005
02:41:18 PM
grammer
by mistrmindqed
Dec 8th, 2005
02:47:53 PM
I think the Neverdending Story was a great fantasy film
by Doc_Strange
Dec 8th, 2005
02:55:42 PM
'Grammer'...
by GreatWhiteNoise
Dec 8th, 2005
04:09:23 PM
You Have To Figure Disney Was At Least THINKING LOTR Right?
by skoobyx
Dec 8th, 2005
04:23:36 PM
I'm sure LOTR was an influence, but don't forget about H
by minderbinder
Dec 8th, 2005
04:46:06 PM
"the religious undertones of the book thankfully remain below th
by Purple Toupee
Dec 8th, 2005
05:13:05 PM
If Were dising the Poles
by Borelli
Dec 8th, 2005
07:36:01 PM
Ahem try again
by Borelli
Dec 8th, 2005
07:38:47 PM
I Can't Wait...
by buster00
Dec 8th, 2005
09:30:39 PM
I really liked it.
by RowanM
Dec 8th, 2005
10:19:43 PM
"....there is one scene which is directly taken from rings. dire
by RowanM
Dec 8th, 2005
10:41:16 PM
Why?
by Pallando
Dec 9th, 2005
12:42:44 AM
Potter 4 was the fuckin bomb ...
by Lamerz
Dec 9th, 2005
01:48:24 AM
YAY, no first post in this thread!
by Lamerz
Dec 9th, 2005
01:49:49 AM
Potter 4 was a fuckin bomb ...
by Krangelus
Dec 9th, 2005
04:56:52 AM
"Would it be so terrible if the religious allegory was as appara
by minderbinder
Dec 9th, 2005
06:49:09 AM
Religious comparisons in book/movie.....
by Bootskin
Dec 9th, 2005
09:30:49 AM
Bootskin
by SpikeTBB
Dec 9th, 2005
11:22:12 AM
The Big Deal
by Jeff Dee
Dec 10th, 2005
01:14:54 PM

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