Hey folks, Harry here. Here’s a pic from Newsaskew from the set of DOGMA. What can I say. I have been faithfully not reading the script to this one, cause well, I wanted to keep it a secret from myself. But with pics like this, it’s eroding my will power. So I called up Tom Joad to ask him about the film. I asked, “Is this a gore film?” and he said, “The last five pages are some of the gorest scenes I have ever read, it’s like beyond DEAD ALIVE gorey.” Holy shit I say! Now, all I know about the film is that there is a singing of the Fat Albert Song in a club by two angels. There’s a Shit Monster. And there’s super uber fucking cool gore. This is definately a Christmas movie. I wanna see it this Christmas as a double feature extravaganza with THE FACULTY!!! Sigh... oh well. BEWARE the following picture will repulse thee.

OK, There's been a lot of bull shit around these parts for the last few weeks so I though I'd cleer up every thing to the best of my knowladge. This comes from lots and lots of posts on the view askew WWWboard and Brad and Chris' excellant News Askew.

DOGMA

The first cut clocked in at about 3:17. It has been viewed by Ben, John P (of Split Screen fame) and a few Max execs. They have all racted very positave and have given Kev a little insight on what to cut. Kev has stated that he wants to get the flick down to about 2:20. His reasoning is that he wants it to move at a comfortable pace. Chances are it'll be around 2:30 or so. I don't think he's under that much pressure from Mirimax edditing wise. He will soon begin on the next cut (if he hasn't already).

Finially, on the subject of Dogma, here's something I have a feeling about. Now, remember, this is pure speculation. Kev posted a few months ago that Linda though his choice for G-d was perfich. Her exact quote was "It's someone you love". Hmmmmm. As you may or may not know, Kev recently announced his engagement to USA today writer Jennifer S. I repeat: Hmmmm. Kev hasn't commented on the subject in a while, though.

DVD

Chasing amy in November? No specs were given regarding extra features or anything but Kev thinks the DVD of Amy will be out in November. Mallrats will be out earil next year around the same time as the LD. Both will be special edditions.

BHD

This flick is nearing compleation. It's gonna' rock.

ABP/Autograph

Autograph is neering the end of the script stage. ABP is still out there ready to be picked up. I have said before that I highly recomend it. Check it out at various film festivals.

NEXT PROJECT

A possiable project between now and the time Dogma is relised? Kev said it's a posibility. Kev shot a set of 4 footlocker commercials with the guy from Buffolo '66 earlier this week. That's the second time he's gone from someone else's script (the first was the Diet Coke spots from last year).

TOUR

All aboad the view askew reality tour, your tour guid? The one and only Jason Mews. more news comming soon.

FLETCH

Cancled? Kev hasn't commented in quite a wile. That's lead to speclulation that the project is DOA.

That's all the 'skews that's fit to print.

-La bink