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The Day Has Finally Come - BUTT-NUMB-A-THON 6!!! This Time It's Really Weird!

Hey folks, Harry here... Well, this is the day! BNAT is here! I'm just about to sleep, wake, shower and leave the house to give hope to the standby folks there - just got news of a new cancelation so it looks like we will have a few spots for lucky last minute folks!

However, if you can't make it... as I've done every year, I'm here to provide those of you that are dying to partake in your very own BNAT-esque orgiastic day of cinematic excess... well this is a tonal guide that's 30% off of what is ACTUALLY playing at BNAT this year. Now there's all sorts of mondo-bizarro shorts, trailer programs... hell, there's even a slide show this year. No Joke. This is a very bizarre BNAT - but in terms of films we've got 11 films - 5 premiere-esque style thingees and 6 vintage flicks. In many ways - this BNAT is the most ecelectically bizarre that I've ever put together and I think - maybe - this list reflects some of what I'm doing. SO - if you have an astonishing video store like SCARECROW VIDEO in your neighborhood - which would most likely be the only place in the world where you could assemble this list of films... Well - here you go... Join In:

Alternative Butt-Numb-A-Thon

George Pal’s THE TIME MACHINE (1960)

THE STRANGE AFFAIR OF UNCLE HARRY (1945)

THE CRIMSON PIRATE (1952)

SILKWOOD (1983)

PANDORA’S BOX (1929)

THE ABOMINABLE DR PHIBES (1971)

X2 (2003)

DVæRGEN (1973)

GET CARTER (1971)

SHE XING DIAO SHOU (1978)

PENNIES FROM HEAVEN (1981)

Well folks - it's time for the The ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE and my favorite day of the year! A day so good - pants are entirely unnecessary! This day rules all!!!!

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Nice line up.
by ExcaliburFfolkes
Dec 11th, 2004
01:21:16 AM
FYI: -Possible- live BNAT blogging...
by robogeek.com
Dec 11th, 2004
01:38:22 AM
Harry, Harry, Harry, I don't want to burst your bubble, but ...
by TheGinger Twit
Dec 11th, 2004
02:11:52 AM
Mmmmm, Pennies from Heaven
by George Newman
Dec 11th, 2004
02:23:23 AM
Harry should do what AICN did for BNAT2...
by CKnightShift
Dec 11th, 2004
02:34:28 AM
This is NOT THE REAL LINE-UP you fools!!
by godoffireinhell
Dec 11th, 2004
02:59:09 AM
X2
by CDG24
Dec 11th, 2004
03:07:46 AM
Pennies From Heaven
by Gheorghe Zamfir
Dec 11th, 2004
03:14:14 AM
& I'll say Crimson Pirate
by Gheorghe Zamfir
Dec 11th, 2004
03:47:58 AM
X2 could also be Zebraman
by Stanley Spector
Dec 11th, 2004
04:07:05 AM
UPDATE: Sam Rami says "BEN RILEY" is on tap for Spider-Man 3. A
by Tall_Boy
Dec 11th, 2004
04:25:16 AM
New Godzilla has gotta be in there somewhere
by Gheorghe Zamfir
Dec 11th, 2004
08:20:37 AM
Get Carter= Christmas with the Kranks
by blackstormy
Dec 11th, 2004
11:22:00 AM
Zebramann blows.....
by Jarek
Dec 11th, 2004
12:05:53 PM
X2 oughta ruin the good time
by WolfmanNards
Dec 11th, 2004
12:19:26 PM
She Xing = Kung Fu Hustle
by Garbageman33
Dec 11th, 2004
12:30:43 PM
This talkback is giving me a fucking headache
by Lou C.
Dec 11th, 2004
12:34:13 PM
Dang it godoffireinhell, you're right.
by ExcaliburFfolkes
Dec 11th, 2004
02:57:07 PM
Get Carter
by Fitzcarraldo2
Dec 11th, 2004
03:29:45 PM
Courtesy of Robogeek's blog, The Time Machine was:
by Stanley Spector
Dec 11th, 2004
04:08:25 PM
Get Carter is one of the best action crime movies ever
by santos kauffman
Dec 11th, 2004
05:15:00 PM
oooh
by mansala
Dec 11th, 2004
05:38:36 PM
So lets see what we have so far.
by krims0nknite
Dec 12th, 2004
12:38:29 AM
I got The Abominable Dr. Phibes right:
by Stanley Spector
Dec 12th, 2004
01:59:51 AM
Get Carter...
by D
Dec 12th, 2004
08:38:45 AM
Seems to me...
by RobinP
Dec 12th, 2004
09:51:48 AM
when BNAT was cool
by ginta1971
Dec 12th, 2004
02:19:30 PM
Robogeek just updated...
by VanMan
Dec 12th, 2004
03:09:29 PM
Wow, does this year's lineup suck
by ShiftyEyedDog
Dec 12th, 2004
04:28:42 PM
Can anyone ever say anything positive on this site?
by I Dunno
Dec 12th, 2004
11:16:21 PM
Yeah, it wasn't that much fun this year....
by Marek
Dec 12th, 2004
11:35:22 PM
damn, I Dunno, why do you have to be so negative ...
by Lou C.
Dec 12th, 2004
11:40:08 PM
You know...
by Halloween68
Dec 13th, 2004
08:01:03 AM
I'm with I dunno. I'm not with FitzCarraldo2
by Otto Parts
Dec 13th, 2004
08:25:47 AM
The Golden Globes are a goddamn joke!!!
by Lost Skeleton
Dec 13th, 2004
01:13:47 PM
I had a GREAT time this year, Marek.
by hippolyta
Dec 14th, 2004
12:59:48 PM
"I talked to many people that spent up to a grand to fly in from
by 433
Dec 14th, 2004
06:45:36 PM

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