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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a huge honkin' REVENGE OF THE SITH rumor. I've damn near given up hope on this series, which makes me very sad. If you would have come up to my 10 year old self and told me that there would be a time in my life when STAR WARS sucked and being a STAR WARS fan was more something to be embarrassed about than something to be embraced... well, I wouldn't believe one lyin' word out of your damn mouth. I hope EPISODE 3 gets it 100% right, but I just don't believe in Lucas anymore... at least not when it comes to STAR WARS.

That being said, while this below rumor is more than likely a huge pile of stinky bullshit (for some reason STAR WARS brings out the nuts who like to make shit up and send it in as news more than any other series), I think what is said rings true. It feels right if that makes any sense. If pulled off correctly, this could be a fantastic lead-in to the Obi-Wan/Anakin duel we've been hearing so much about. I got my fingers crossed, but I'm not holding my breath that ROTS is anything but a cartoon that squanders the potential of telling a backstory to the Original Trilogy. Enjoy the below, squirts. Beware of spoilers if this is true!

'It's either him or me'

The Sh*t hits the fan when Natalie Portman walks in and confronts Anakin in room reminiscent of the Death Star in the original movie, only more worn and weathered looking. Her and Hayden start arguing about Ian McDiarmid's character (palpatine) and the power that he will not relinquish. Hayden is pretty pissed that she is not supporting him by supporting Palpatine, and Natalie is adamant that Hayden help her in opposing him. She basically tells Anakin 'It's either him or me'. They argue for a bit until he totally loses his cool and pulls a Vader force-choke on here. and at this moment, Obi-Wan walks in, rushes Anakin (causing him to lose his grip on Natalie) and the fight is on.

If you do decide to use this, just call me 'The Great and Powerful Bob'. or just TGaP_Bob.

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by Judge Doom
Oct 5th, 2004
08:00:42 AM
What spoiler
by Ra Ra Rasputin
Oct 5th, 2004
08:03:00 AM
The Great and Powerful Bob is about to become the Poor and Unemp
by JRo
Oct 5th, 2004
08:03:38 AM
Way to print his first paragraph...
by Mayhem23
Oct 5th, 2004
08:09:05 AM
Big deal
by Chinpoko Mon
Oct 5th, 2004
08:09:30 AM
If you were 10 yrs old now
by harosa
Oct 5th, 2004
08:14:12 AM
Bullshit/old info or not...
by Nafl
Oct 5th, 2004
08:24:24 AM
Oh, it's been fixed, never mind then.
by Nafl
Oct 5th, 2004
08:25:15 AM
give me a fucking break
by koie
Oct 5th, 2004
08:31:26 AM
I've heard this before.
by Conan_the_Humble
Oct 5th, 2004
08:39:22 AM
Anakin has a beer and force-chokes his wife
by JHulkH
Oct 5th, 2004
09:01:44 AM
quint, you've all but lost hope? then you need...
by imageburn13
Oct 5th, 2004
09:18:15 AM
Ooooh, ya know what else Quint?
by BurnHollywood
Oct 5th, 2004
09:18:47 AM
After the Stormies arrive to arrest his ass for domestic violenc
by p5mmr9
Oct 5th, 2004
09:25:02 AM
The biggest face turn since Handsome Jimmy Valiant betrayed Chie
by Fred
Oct 5th, 2004
09:31:20 AM
Mel Brooks' excellent comment...
by FrankDrebin
Oct 5th, 2004
09:37:31 AM
palpatine you home wrecker!!
by dr.bulber
Oct 5th, 2004
09:51:45 AM
Wow, that was only all over the internet 2 months ago. Thanks fo
by I Dunno
Oct 5th, 2004
09:57:02 AM
Chris Tucker WAYYYY worse than Jar Jar
by robamenta
Oct 5th, 2004
10:04:25 AM
True about Chris Tucker in 5thElement.
by Regicidal_Maniac
Oct 5th, 2004
10:18:39 AM
gah!
by Regicidal_Maniac
Oct 5th, 2004
10:19:16 AM
For what it's worth
by Itchy
Oct 5th, 2004
10:24:15 AM
Old news
by Razorback
Oct 5th, 2004
10:30:15 AM
This has been around for QUITE some time now Harry
by Robnhud
Oct 5th, 2004
10:34:04 AM
Au contraire, Chris Tucker was the only watchable "element" of "
by thegrunty
Oct 5th, 2004
10:35:49 AM
Robomenta is right, Chris Tucker in 5th El sucked
by Knobules
Oct 5th, 2004
10:44:02 AM
Fans were guessing that scene before Phantom Menace was even fil
by Drath
Oct 5th, 2004
10:46:18 AM
Is Anakin Skywalker gonna have to choke a bitch?
by I Hate Movies
Oct 5th, 2004
10:47:03 AM
Being a SW fan something to be embarrassed about?
by Spike Fett
Oct 5th, 2004
10:47:33 AM
Being a SW fan something to be embarrassed about?
by Spike Fett
Oct 5th, 2004
10:47:49 AM
Is Anakin Skywalker gonna have to force-choke a bitch?
by FluffyUnbound
Oct 5th, 2004
10:48:47 AM
Damn it, I Hate Movies. Thanks for making me look bad.
by FluffyUnbound
Oct 5th, 2004
10:49:55 AM
force chokin? just imagine the possibilities!
by phanboi
Oct 5th, 2004
11:03:12 AM
SPOILER ALERT!!! SPOILER ALERT!!! SPOILER ALERT!!!
by cocolopez
Oct 5th, 2004
11:14:38 AM
Qunit, nobody cares what YOU think of Lucas OR the Star Wars fra
by slone13
Oct 5th, 2004
11:32:26 AM
Watched the OT on DVD
by CellarDoor
Oct 5th, 2004
11:46:27 AM
Total BS
by Lost Skeleton
Oct 5th, 2004
11:48:06 AM
Stealing Someone Else's Idea Is Not A Spoiler
by KingDingaLing
Oct 5th, 2004
12:06:38 PM
Chris Tucker ain't the problem...
by ewokstew
Oct 5th, 2004
12:08:39 PM
Forget the kids
by Desk
Oct 5th, 2004
12:27:54 PM
QUINT sucks and so do the flamers
by AlwaysThere
Oct 5th, 2004
01:43:37 PM
Better not be true
by Greenleaf1
Oct 5th, 2004
01:47:04 PM
Who cares
by Judge Briggs
Oct 5th, 2004
02:14:41 PM
STAR WARS KICKS SERIOUS ASS!!!!!!!
by cocolopez
Oct 5th, 2004
02:22:50 PM
Gee this guy is the "chosen one" and is saved in the end???
by Bong
Oct 5th, 2004
02:52:02 PM
then and now
by neckbone
Oct 5th, 2004
02:58:47 PM
STAR WARS HATERS SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!
by cocolopez
Oct 5th, 2004
03:15:43 PM
One more thing about Qunit
by AlwaysThere
Oct 5th, 2004
03:27:32 PM
cocolopez
by DocPazuzu
Oct 5th, 2004
03:31:12 PM
Right on Quint!
by JAGUART
Oct 5th, 2004
04:03:44 PM
cocolopez
by [STARS]TyranT
Oct 5th, 2004
04:14:30 PM
OLD NEWS
by DarthHomercles
Oct 5th, 2004
04:16:26 PM
chris tucker in 5th element..
by cherrycola
Oct 5th, 2004
04:17:00 PM
Quint's opinions
by Super Person
Oct 5th, 2004
04:31:56 PM
Lucas is a visonary political commentator
by Dog Of Mystery
Oct 5th, 2004
05:06:58 PM
QUINT SCREAMS "LUCAS RAPED MY CHILDHOOD"....
by sparticusmaximus
Oct 5th, 2004
05:17:44 PM
That's not what happens
by Obi-Drufff
Oct 5th, 2004
05:22:09 PM
Harry Knowles on THE PHANTOM MENACE
by sparticusmaximus
Oct 5th, 2004
05:28:33 PM
Harry Knowles on ATTACK OF THE CLONES
by sparticusmaximus
Oct 5th, 2004
05:30:14 PM
Moriarty on ATTACK OF THE CLONES
by sparticusmaximus
Oct 5th, 2004
05:33:23 PM

by vicious_bastard
Oct 5th, 2004
06:26:53 PM
It finally happened!
by PerineumLick
Oct 5th, 2004
06:35:35 PM
YouIsMyBitch...hahahahahahahah a
by MrCere
Oct 5th, 2004
06:38:02 PM
THANK YOU!...I thought I was the only one..
by cganimation
Oct 5th, 2004
07:11:24 PM
Just because the movies are "made for kids" doesn't mean they ha
by WONKABAR
Oct 5th, 2004
07:15:12 PM
I'm torn...
by SlightlyCharred
Oct 5th, 2004
07:51:30 PM
I said that conservatives would choose not to accept the politic
by Dog Of Mystery
Oct 5th, 2004
08:58:33 PM
Lucas should really concentrate at the task onhand
by matrix_sux
Oct 5th, 2004
09:07:03 PM
BTW..Rodney Dangerfield RIP
by matrix_sux
Oct 5th, 2004
09:11:07 PM
For crying out loud, not only is this OLD news but you didn't ev
by Triumph poops!
Oct 5th, 2004
09:27:00 PM
You're all pathetic. Seriously...
by crashcow
Oct 5th, 2004
10:04:34 PM
Anakin Kills Mace Windu
by DOGSOUP
Oct 5th, 2004
11:40:57 PM
The part of the Fifth Element I had the hardest time believing..
by something_wicked
Oct 5th, 2004
11:51:10 PM
OT DVD set
by Chumba
Oct 6th, 2004
12:18:31 AM
For domestic disputes, call SHAFT
by el zar
Oct 6th, 2004
12:37:20 AM
ITCHY SAID IT
by Lion Fire
Oct 6th, 2004
12:50:36 AM
Orionsangels
by Chumba
Oct 6th, 2004
12:56:07 AM
I don't care if this gets me banned, but you know what Quint, Ge
by TheGinger Twit
Oct 6th, 2004
01:20:57 AM
Yes, I know they're "Just Movies" . . .
by jocutus
Oct 6th, 2004
02:10:06 AM
Right on TheGingerTwit
by AlwaysThere
Oct 6th, 2004
02:27:29 AM
SPOILER: Anakin becomes Darth Vader.
by Jim Jam Bongs
Oct 6th, 2004
02:30:39 AM
I'm Supposed to Believe This Site?
by vash666
Oct 6th, 2004
02:37:08 AM
not sure how Lucas screwed this up so badly
by devil0509
Oct 6th, 2004
03:14:57 AM
Itchy - another parent needing a severe smack in the head
by devil0509
Oct 6th, 2004
03:27:30 AM
crashcow...go fuck yourself
by WONKABAR
Oct 6th, 2004
03:28:17 AM
Sounds awesome!
by Fugazi32
Oct 6th, 2004
08:33:34 AM
there is no chance in hell
by scrumdiddly
Oct 6th, 2004
11:45:48 AM
for this to work, we have to know he had absolutely
by scrumdiddly
Oct 6th, 2004
11:46:30 AM
bad parents?
by berend
Oct 6th, 2004
11:49:26 AM
berend
by DocPazuzu
Oct 6th, 2004
04:15:55 PM
Finally a parent who is teaching their child to seperate enterta
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 6th, 2004
07:24:33 PM
Devil0509, what the fuck drugs are you on?
by Triumph poops!
Oct 6th, 2004
10:52:33 PM
Wardrobe Dept. Foreshadowing?
by blah_blah_blah
Oct 7th, 2004
03:42:25 AM
Yawn....
by Engelhast
Oct 7th, 2004
02:21:17 PM
I hope that rumor is a fake...
by gil-galad12
Oct 7th, 2004
07:49:18 PM

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