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ABG chimes in on 20 minutes of RETURN OF THE KING!

Hey folks, Harry here... I'm currently pouring over THE TWO TOWERS Expanded Edition dvd which just arrived on my doorstep. About 3 hours ago I finished watching the film itself which... just as with the FOTR EE, somehow feels shorter, even though it's 45 minutes longer. It's just... it flows better. Feels more like a proper story being told in the time it takes to tell the story. Just right from the beginning... it feels more complete... Sam and Frodo's opening sequence feels like they're in the middle of a LONG JOURNEY -- getting a much better feeling of the passage of time. Also, Gollum's monologue as he's scouting ahead of them right after "making the deal" is fantastic. You'll see soon enough and after I watch the billion hours of extras I'll log my review, hopefully. Here ya go...

Hey Harry,

I was lucky enough to get to see 20 min. of Return Of The King with an audience of 12 in a small theater in Midtown on Monday night. I was surprised to not see you there but I was told you were at the freaks and geeks double feature. In the 20 minutes they showed 6 different sequences that all had fully completed special effects, sound and score. Security was pretty tight as they expressed concern about the new cell phones that can capture video. It is hard to be too critical on either side of the spectrum when only seeing such a small amount of a film but from what I saw, the tone this film has gotten significantly darker. (I know that this has been written about already so I will try and include some things that were left out)

The first sequence was a continuation of the Smeagol/Gollum schizo scene of him talking to his refection in Two Towers. There is not much new here in terms of footage because much of it was shown in the trailer (Although it was interesting to see the cuts on his head when Sam hits him.) I am still amazed at the performances Jackson has gotten out of actors when they are acting against something that is not there when filming as Sean Austin does with Gollum. (I will not mention the countless recent films that have failed with this and other 'green screen debacles')

By far the most special of the scenes was a beautifully edited and paced sequence of Denethor confessing that he would rather have had Boromir live to lead the attack than his brother Faramir. David Wenham is one of the strongest actors to appear late in the series. The emotional sequence continues with Denethor grotesquely shoveling food in his mouth and demanding that Pippin sing for him as red drool pour down his chin. Pippin gives a powerful monologue about the state of the world and not knowing what he should sing at a time like this. Never the less, he begins to sing a haunting song (I was curious if it was really Boyd's voice, but I doubt it.) The singing is inter-cut with Faramir leading an attack into a hail of goblin arrows. From a technical stand point this is the most powerful scene I have seen in the trilogy so far.

The next scene shows Aragorn surprised to find Elrond in a tent. He produces the repaired sword and talks about Arwen and her suffering. There is a genuinely creepy sequence of what looked like a ring wraith creature in a cave when Elrond suggests that there are more men that can be brought to fight. The wind blowing through the tent was a little much though.

Now on to Shelob. This is one of the best CG creatures I have ever seen on film and I really feel like it has pushed the effects team much further in terms of having to create a much more realistic creature than have appeared in the previous films. I have been waiting to see how they would treat this in terms of judging how PJ will go about creating King Kong. One problem here though, (for those who have not read the books.) To have seen the Fellowship Exended you would know about the Phial of Light that Galadriel had given Frodo but it left me wondering how they will explain it to audiences who have not seen Galadriel's gift giving scene that was cut out. All that they had was a voice over of Galadriel's voice. It seems strange that Frodo will suddenly just have this weapon.

Seeing the scale of Pelennor Fields battle was truly impressive, but I felt that they could have tried to do something stylistically new (as they did in the FOTR prologue) to distinct it from the tons of large scale battle sequences that have been made available through CG in recent films.

I am more than confident that ROTK will successfully round out this fantastic set of FILMS. In regards to all the quibbling about the keeping to the closeness to the book I will leave you with a quote from Cronenberg (I'm sure he is not the only one to have said this):

"In order to faithfully adapt a book, you first must throw it away."

-ABG

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first!
by Pantallica
Nov 12th, 2003
08:33:16 AM
Second damn,
by Conan_the_Humble
Nov 12th, 2003
08:34:54 AM
Frodo was given the phial in the original cut of FOTR...
by Brian 2000
Nov 12th, 2003
08:36:10 AM
gift giving
by monkeybadger
Nov 12th, 2003
08:36:25 AM
Now that I've actually read the post I can comment.
by Conan_the_Humble
Nov 12th, 2003
08:44:16 AM
Awww I never get to be first...
by TheAquabatman
Nov 12th, 2003
08:49:49 AM
As well as the gift-giving gaff,
by raw_bean
Nov 12th, 2003
08:51:49 AM
As well as the gift-giving gaffe,
by raw_bean
Nov 12th, 2003
08:53:05 AM
Galadriel's Phial...
by JacksonsBane
Nov 12th, 2003
09:03:43 AM
Well that's a releif...
by BigPoppi
Nov 12th, 2003
09:45:18 AM
Well that's a releif...
by BigPoppi
Nov 12th, 2003
09:46:36 AM
Well that's a releif...
by BigPoppi
Nov 12th, 2003
09:48:06 AM
Well that's a releif...
by BigPoppi
Nov 12th, 2003
09:50:00 AM
Well that's a releif...
by BigPoppi
Nov 12th, 2003
09:52:41 AM
His name is Andy Serkis......
by whitmer
Nov 12th, 2003
02:50:03 PM
FIX THIS FUCKING SITE
by trafficguy2000
Nov 12th, 2003
02:54:49 PM
Oh Man
by orlandocfa
Nov 12th, 2003
06:19:26 PM
This site loads slower than an old man out of viagra trying to w
by IAmJacksUserID
Nov 12th, 2003
11:35:30 PM
Denethor grotesquely shoveling food in his mouth and demanding t
by Leopardghost
Nov 13th, 2003
12:23:52 AM
A wacko/demented Denethor?
by Fred
Nov 13th, 2003
12:42:45 AM
re: Denethor
by DufusyteII
Nov 13th, 2003
01:37:11 AM
classics
by Danger Mouse
Nov 13th, 2003
01:51:42 AM
So what? Even if David Cronenburg said; "I like it up my ass." t
by Calastir
Nov 13th, 2003
02:01:38 AM
"In order to faithfully adapt a book...
by PurityOfEssence
Nov 13th, 2003
02:54:51 AM
Stone Cold Sean Austin and Harry the Producer
by Miami Mofo
Nov 13th, 2003
03:28:59 AM
Report 20 Min. ROTK
by Susanne
Nov 13th, 2003
03:33:39 AM
Christopher Lee Not in Return of the King??
by Jimmy Nostrils
Nov 13th, 2003
04:31:50 AM
Great, it looks like Jackson has decided to lower the bar for pi
by morGoth
Nov 13th, 2003
06:37:18 AM
Leaving Chris Lee out is terrible
by Spike fan
Nov 13th, 2003
07:24:53 AM
This is a terrible time for us Tailenders.
by Conan_the_Humble
Nov 13th, 2003
07:50:49 AM
Saruman axed from ROTK
by consult.ed
Nov 13th, 2003
08:00:12 AM
Release it as a prologue/trailer??
by tom_s
Nov 13th, 2003
08:08:30 AM
Yes,
by mayaV
Nov 13th, 2003
08:12:44 AM
Release it as a prologue/trailer??
by tom_s
Nov 13th, 2003
08:19:30 AM
"Don't use the extended DVD as a crutch, it has already screwed
by minderbinder
Nov 13th, 2003
09:17:56 AM
"Don't use the extended DVD as a crutch, it has already screwed
by minderbinder
Nov 13th, 2003
09:18:59 AM
"Don't use the extended DVD as a crutch, it has already screwed
by minderbinder
Nov 13th, 2003
09:20:45 AM
God, I hope cutestofborg gets here soon, the near-ubiquitous doo
by raw_bean
Nov 13th, 2003
10:31:49 AM
In Defence of Peter Jackson and David Cronenberg...
by Yo Yo Man
Nov 13th, 2003
10:50:52 AM
Hear Hear, Yo Yo Man.
by raw_bean
Nov 13th, 2003
11:21:30 AM
Dinty Moore - the horror, the horror!
by GypsyTRobot
Nov 13th, 2003
02:01:38 PM
OK raw_bean...here's something from the soundtrack TB that I pos
by morGoth
Nov 13th, 2003
02:06:52 PM
Chris Lee Boycotting ROTK.
by Shaner Jedi
Nov 13th, 2003
02:27:32 PM
raw_bean and morGoth
by Ye-Baar
Nov 13th, 2003
05:14:29 PM
raw_bean and morGoth
by Ye-Baar
Nov 13th, 2003
05:17:42 PM
My favourite ROTK moment from the trailer...
by Yo Yo Man
Nov 13th, 2003
05:44:54 PM
BREAKING NEWS!!!
by Urge to Kill
Nov 13th, 2003
05:54:20 PM
RotK will be like FotR and TT
by PhilConnors
Nov 13th, 2003
05:55:03 PM
BREAKING NEWS!!!
by Urge to Kill
Nov 13th, 2003
05:56:02 PM
Wrong....
by Shaner Jedi
Nov 13th, 2003
05:58:11 PM
I can't wait to hear the Chris/Brad commentaries on the LotR:Rot
by Miami Mofo
Nov 13th, 2003
06:22:04 PM
Just in case Peter Jackson reads talkbacks at AICN: PETER, IN T
by Red Raider
Nov 13th, 2003
06:50:52 PM
We want Saruman!
by Mr Magic
Nov 13th, 2003
07:20:03 PM
Worry NOT RAW BEAN!
by Bourne GreyElf
Nov 13th, 2003
07:27:51 PM
"His will was set and only death would break it."
by Miami Mofo
Nov 13th, 2003
07:30:38 PM
repost from last TB
by BG
Nov 13th, 2003
07:42:16 PM
Saruman Petition
by Thing-Fish
Nov 13th, 2003
07:51:05 PM
"'And I am still in the Shire,' he thought, ..."
by Miami Mofo
Nov 13th, 2003
07:52:18 PM
Having just watched the trailer and the disc 2 preview,
by Miami Mofo
Nov 13th, 2003
08:28:53 PM
TORN opinion on the Saruman situation
by Dr. Death
Nov 13th, 2003
09:19:04 PM
Great spinning Solosimpi BG!
by morGoth
Nov 13th, 2003
09:22:44 PM
Stop Worrying
by Dr. Death
Nov 13th, 2003
09:26:32 PM
Doah!
by morGoth
Nov 13th, 2003
09:26:39 PM
morGy and Miami
by BG
Nov 13th, 2003
10:29:40 PM
man, what a bunch of Peter Jackson apologists and suckups this s
by Tall_Boy
Nov 13th, 2003
10:57:14 PM
THIS JUST IN: Peter Jackson has recently been injected with the
by Robofag
Nov 13th, 2003
11:04:48 PM
Goddammit Xoanon
by GypsyTRobot
Nov 13th, 2003
11:14:26 PM
Uno, CHUD Had This Story About 6 Weeks Ago, Dos, FIX THE FUCKING
by hipcheck13
Nov 13th, 2003
11:19:28 PM
weighing in
by elanor
Nov 13th, 2003
11:43:23 PM
Dang it!
by Harrierthanthee
Nov 14th, 2003
12:26:06 AM
Jackson cut christopher lee out so he could put in more liv tyle
by jeffallee
Nov 14th, 2003
12:31:12 AM
Shut the fuck up, all of you.
by Leopardghost
Nov 14th, 2003
01:00:53 AM
What a fuss!!
by greenleaf
Nov 14th, 2003
01:09:23 AM
Merde!
by greenleaf
Nov 14th, 2003
01:11:26 AM
Dueling Assumptions
by daughter of time
Nov 14th, 2003
01:49:27 AM
Saw a picture of Saruman
by the swede
Nov 14th, 2003
01:52:30 AM
fav scene frm trailer
by palebluedot7
Nov 14th, 2003
03:52:11 AM
morG, that scene you quoted (Frodo hiding under the log), and ev
by raw_bean
Nov 14th, 2003
05:56:01 AM
D-o-T, you misunderstood me, and I'm sorry.
by raw_bean
Nov 14th, 2003
06:38:34 AM
greenlef, and anyone else still angry over the word 'amateur'.
by raw_bean
Nov 14th, 2003
07:01:58 AM
My apologies to the Verdant Trickster, greenleAf.
by raw_bean
Nov 14th, 2003
07:05:00 AM
I disagree raw_bean (slightly).
by Conan_the_Humble
Nov 14th, 2003
07:23:51 AM
Last night I did write to Xoanon. This morning I received a repl
by Miami Mofo
Nov 14th, 2003
08:06:18 AM
Boy you really are slow, bro
by Miami Mofo
Nov 14th, 2003
08:18:53 AM
Slowbro, you're too slow, bro
by Yo Yo Man
Nov 14th, 2003
08:24:13 AM
Dammit!
by Yo Yo Man
Nov 14th, 2003
08:26:55 AM
Slowbro, I completely agree with you about the Palantir
by Miami Mofo
Nov 14th, 2003
08:27:28 AM
Mafia Mofo?
by Miami Mofo
Nov 14th, 2003
08:29:25 AM
Dammit dammit dammit
by Yo Yo Man
Nov 14th, 2003
08:38:26 AM
I have written an 'Unseen Hand' scene that I hope will please ev
by Miami Mofo
Nov 14th, 2003
09:00:53 AM
Conan,
by raw_bean
Nov 14th, 2003
09:22:16 AM
Actually, the Denethor thing sounds promising...
by The_Thin_Man
Nov 14th, 2003
09:26:50 AM
The Palantir IS in the movie.
by raw_bean
Nov 14th, 2003
09:31:03 AM
Abbrvs
by Yo Yo Man
Nov 14th, 2003
09:53:41 AM
Thin_Man,
by raw_bean
Nov 14th, 2003
10:04:09 AM
Dude, where's my Palantir?
by Yo Yo Man
Nov 14th, 2003
10:10:02 AM
Pippin nicks the Palantir from Gandalf at Edoras.
by irritable
Nov 14th, 2003
11:03:15 AM
Looks like Aragorn leads only 500 troops to the Black Gate.
by irritable
Nov 14th, 2003
11:45:21 AM
YoYo, I sense a high concentration of TLAs in your post.
by raw_bean
Nov 14th, 2003
11:59:07 AM
Um, Bean, are you really sure that's a pun?
by irritable
Nov 14th, 2003
12:17:59 PM
I agree with you, Raw Bean...
by daughter of time
Nov 14th, 2003
12:31:11 PM
the palantir
by hildebrand
Nov 14th, 2003
12:35:45 PM
Raw_bean splits hair near Weymoot!
by morGoth
Nov 14th, 2003
12:44:57 PM

by morGoth
Nov 14th, 2003
01:12:53 PM
TLAs...
by Yo Yo Man
Nov 14th, 2003
01:54:55 PM
Palantir
by mayaV
Nov 14th, 2003
02:00:37 PM
Lawks cutest!
by morGoth
Nov 14th, 2003
04:13:30 PM
Hola greenleaf!
by morGoth
Nov 14th, 2003
04:18:12 PM
what LeopardGhost meant to say was...
by MisterGrimloch
Nov 14th, 2003
04:44:38 PM
Morgoth has heard about Vah-Beach girls...
by MisterGrimloch
Nov 14th, 2003
04:48:38 PM
elanor: thanks for the reassuring comment
by Sabster
Nov 14th, 2003
05:11:27 PM
PU, Grimmypoo PEEEUUU...
by Pontsing Barset
Nov 14th, 2003
05:12:38 PM
Erm, grouNd, and repetITION, darned ol' fat fingers...
by Pontsing Barset
Nov 14th, 2003
05:15:46 PM
"Where do you cross the line from being whiny pussies to being r
by minderbinder
Nov 14th, 2003
06:01:30 PM
Kick ass ending of TTT:EE
by JAGUART
Nov 14th, 2003
06:36:48 PM
Everything explained
by DufusyteII
Nov 14th, 2003
06:53:08 PM
DUFUSTYTELL
by Bourne GreyElf
Nov 14th, 2003
07:22:22 PM
AND MY AXE!!!! Let me just grind it a bit and I'll feel better..
by orson
Nov 14th, 2003
07:35:49 PM
irritable,
by raw_bean
Nov 14th, 2003
08:09:26 PM
Many aoplogies for the atrocious spelling,
by raw_bean
Nov 14th, 2003
08:27:30 PM
No hard thoughts at all, Beany
by daughter of time
Nov 14th, 2003
08:32:12 PM
Bring your pretty face to my axe!
by morGoth
Nov 14th, 2003
08:51:09 PM
Amateurs!
by elanor
Nov 14th, 2003
08:53:43 PM
And speaking of feces, hullo Grimloch.
by morGoth
Nov 14th, 2003
08:55:14 PM
Raw_Bean, Beaney, Beansey, I'm not fussy D-o-T.
by raw_bean
Nov 14th, 2003
09:11:21 PM
Pun or Play on words? I'll let you be the Judge Raw Bean ...
by irritable
Nov 14th, 2003
09:52:01 PM
In Defense of Peter Jackson
by Butch_McTavish
Nov 14th, 2003
10:55:08 PM
a little more
by elanor
Nov 15th, 2003
01:13:21 AM
Grey Havens
by daughter of time
Nov 15th, 2003
01:15:08 AM
Grimloch
by Ribbons
Nov 15th, 2003
01:27:29 AM
Another Unwanted Interjection, I'm sure
by Ribbons
Nov 15th, 2003
01:56:08 AM
Thanks Elanor. Now for Howard Shore.
by greenleaf
Nov 15th, 2003
03:16:47 AM
Good morning, raw_bean
by Sabster
Nov 15th, 2003
05:45:48 AM
Hi Orson
by Sabster
Nov 15th, 2003
06:32:39 AM
And finally, to complete this little triptych - Elanor:
by Sabster
Nov 15th, 2003
06:48:31 AM
Beany, your knowledge of ales and beer impresses this Scot
by Yo Yo Man
Nov 15th, 2003
09:14:18 AM
DSL's would be ...
by irritable
Nov 15th, 2003
09:38:43 AM
Talking about Music ...
by irritable
Nov 15th, 2003
10:15:38 AM
Whose Dick Hertz and what are DSL's?
by Miami Mofo
Nov 15th, 2003
10:25:16 AM
Elanor, you mentioned hints that Frodo became "gollum-like".
by irritable
Nov 15th, 2003
10:25:47 AM
Damn, finger slipped.
by irritable
Nov 15th, 2003
10:36:28 AM
Miami, I assume that Mr Sophistication was referring to
by irritable
Nov 15th, 2003
10:42:36 AM
Good one irritable!
by mayaV
Nov 15th, 2003
10:56:06 AM
RE: Ribbons
by morGoth
Nov 15th, 2003
11:47:47 AM
RE: Yo Yo Man...
by morGoth
Nov 15th, 2003
11:51:00 AM
Typos and Music
by daughter of time
Nov 15th, 2003
11:58:50 AM
Aw, hell!
by Devil'sOwn
Nov 15th, 2003
12:01:16 PM
Whoah, I've got a lot to reply to.
by raw_bean
Nov 15th, 2003
12:17:48 PM
Not a lot, greenleaf, a loving wife, a small family, a little pl
by raw_bean
Nov 15th, 2003
12:25:46 PM
Another slight clarification
by daughter of time
Nov 15th, 2003
12:27:47 PM
Just watched the TTT EE!!!!!!!! The good, the slightly less good
by orson
Nov 15th, 2003
12:28:50 PM
I've finally figured it out...
by daughter of time
Nov 15th, 2003
12:49:32 PM
Sabster
by raw_bean
Nov 15th, 2003
12:51:50 PM
Bean, Little Rays of Sunshine, such as yourself are immune
by irritable
Nov 15th, 2003
01:10:20 PM
morGoth
by Ribbons
Nov 15th, 2003
01:12:13 PM
DevilsOwn,
by raw_bean
Nov 15th, 2003
01:14:32 PM
Edmund Wilson, the world's greatest writer on literature?
by irritable
Nov 15th, 2003
01:25:06 PM
DoT
by morGoth
Nov 15th, 2003
01:31:44 PM
YEEEOWWWWWCCCCH!
by morGoth
Nov 15th, 2003
01:32:34 PM
Ribbons
by morGoth
Nov 15th, 2003
02:10:10 PM
DH: Ooops. Disobeyed my Dad's first rule- Don't Get Caught!!
by Devil'sOwn
Nov 15th, 2003
02:23:49 PM
Thankee kindly Devil'sOwn...
by morGoth
Nov 15th, 2003
03:03:38 PM
The Problem Is...
by Ribbons
Nov 15th, 2003
03:06:20 PM
Huh Orson?
by morGoth
Nov 15th, 2003
03:08:09 PM
Just to Clarify...
by Ribbons
Nov 15th, 2003
03:13:08 PM
And...
by Ribbons
Nov 15th, 2003
03:15:53 PM
Now hold on there Ribbons
by morGoth
Nov 15th, 2003
03:49:35 PM
Squirrel bowel movements...
by orson
Nov 15th, 2003
04:16:56 PM
morGoth
by Ribbons
Nov 15th, 2003
04:31:46 PM
I "admit" to no such thing.
by morGoth
Nov 15th, 2003
04:55:42 PM
If I may make a suggestion Ribbons...
by morGoth
Nov 15th, 2003
05:00:04 PM
Since I seem to be drawn into the discussion between morG and Ri
by raw_bean
Nov 15th, 2003
05:11:35 PM
beer....
by djinnj
Nov 15th, 2003
05:19:14 PM
thanks, djinnj, I
by Sabster
Nov 15th, 2003
05:42:12 PM
Here djinnj, have a beer on me!
by morGoth
Nov 15th, 2003
05:54:50 PM
You learn something new everyday. sigh
by Miami Mofo
Nov 15th, 2003
07:14:40 PM
Another four hours of watching TTT: I think I'm blind
by orson
Nov 15th, 2003
07:46:53 PM
Gimli's joke
by elanor
Nov 15th, 2003
08:05:27 PM
Wow this TB is busy, you're right on that one C-of-B.
by raw_bean
Nov 15th, 2003
08:29:37 PM
Pippin, cutestofhobbits,
by raw_bean
Nov 15th, 2003
08:32:28 PM
Now elanor, morG, don't be too hard on D-o-T,
by raw_bean
Nov 15th, 2003
08:48:33 PM
Busy TB? It was untill I turned up again and everyone buggered o
by raw_bean
Nov 15th, 2003
09:00:14 PM
On 'canon' and why it's absurd.
by raw_bean
Nov 15th, 2003
09:13:06 PM
You're not wrong, Pippin,
by raw_bean
Nov 15th, 2003
09:18:28 PM
Saturday night's all right for fightin'...
by Devil'sOwn
Nov 15th, 2003
10:03:55 PM
I see what you mean, bean
by elanor
Nov 16th, 2003
12:24:23 AM
Oh, forgot to comment about "canon"
by elanor
Nov 16th, 2003
12:32:49 AM
As far as defensive positions go...
by daughter of time
Nov 16th, 2003
01:37:17 AM
A canon-ball for raw_bean
by irritable
Nov 16th, 2003
02:01:59 AM
Spoilers from the ROTK Photo Guide
by daughter of time
Nov 16th, 2003
02:11:55 AM
Oscar Competition
by daughter of time
Nov 16th, 2003
02:28:06 AM
orson think about it
by Jaquen H'Ghar
Nov 16th, 2003
03:33:00 AM
Yes, but don't let's forget "Whale Rider", daughter of time...
by Elaine
Nov 16th, 2003
03:59:51 AM
I agree it's a quiet gem, Elaine
by daughter of time
Nov 16th, 2003
08:18:03 AM
True, "Whale Rider" might stand a better chance if it had been i
by Elaine
Nov 16th, 2003
08:34:24 AM
TTT Commentary
by Yo Yo Man
Nov 16th, 2003
09:54:50 AM
DoT re your picture #2 comment
by Miami Mofo
Nov 16th, 2003
11:13:04 AM
Ah elanor, now I remember.
by raw_bean
Nov 16th, 2003
11:15:42 AM
irritable,
by raw_bean
Nov 16th, 2003
11:19:02 AM
D-o-T,
by raw_bean
Nov 16th, 2003
11:29:47 AM
Arwen Dying
by daughter of time
Nov 16th, 2003
12:54:41 PM
Also,
by Miami Mofo
Nov 16th, 2003
12:59:05 PM
DoT, did you used to paint the models?
by Miami Mofo
Nov 16th, 2003
01:03:45 PM
More slop spilled near Binbole Woods!
by morGoth
Nov 16th, 2003
01:36:24 PM
dreams of trees...
by orson
Nov 16th, 2003
01:40:01 PM
Holy Mother of God, Jesus Christ, Buddah and Allah on critches D
by morGoth
Nov 16th, 2003
01:45:29 PM
Great stupid Vala! I meant "crutches!"
by morGoth
Nov 16th, 2003
01:48:16 PM
hey Jaquen H'Ghar!
by Bourne GreyElf
Nov 16th, 2003
01:52:19 PM
hmm, this tb has gotten weird.
by Bourne GreyElf
Nov 16th, 2003
02:05:03 PM
morGoth in reponse to your question.....Everyone else, avert you
by orson
Nov 16th, 2003
02:11:12 PM
Some thoughts on the movies
by hildebrand
Nov 16th, 2003
02:23:49 PM
Jackson answers the fans about Saruman: translation from a swedi
by the swede
Nov 16th, 2003
02:30:22 PM
Verdant Trickster to conduct the Bywater Philharmonic!
by morGoth
Nov 16th, 2003
02:34:22 PM
Let me see if I can iron this out.
by Devil'sOwn
Nov 16th, 2003
02:42:32 PM
Daughter of Time...
by Yo Yo Man
Nov 16th, 2003
03:05:39 PM
TTT
by hildebrand
Nov 16th, 2003
04:04:22 PM
Hello
by Glimmung
Nov 16th, 2003
04:42:50 PM
Miami and MorGy
by daughter of time
Nov 16th, 2003
04:52:05 PM
Welcome to the party, Glimmung
by daughter of time
Nov 16th, 2003
04:56:20 PM
liking or not liking the movie or parts of the movie
by hildebrand
Nov 16th, 2003
05:00:35 PM
Welcome Glimmung, oh kindred spirit.
by Miami Mofo
Nov 16th, 2003
05:33:07 PM
Ted Sandyman's Industries of Impalement
by Yo Yo Man
Nov 16th, 2003
06:45:02 PM
Speaking of Oscar contenders...
by Ribbons
Nov 16th, 2003
06:50:44 PM
In America
by Yo Yo Man
Nov 16th, 2003
07:24:46 PM
....wading around up to their wastes ...
by irritable
Nov 16th, 2003
09:31:42 PM
key to oscar
by DufusyteII
Nov 16th, 2003
09:37:14 PM
Umm... I just wanted to know if it was worth seeing or not...
by Ribbons
Nov 16th, 2003
09:53:48 PM
A few bits
by elanor
Nov 16th, 2003
09:55:36 PM
and I meant to add, DoT ...
by irritable
Nov 16th, 2003
09:57:50 PM
And let's not forget "In the Fen Country"
by daughter of time
Nov 17th, 2003
02:00:41 AM
Merry and Pippin lay waste to their waists
by orson
Nov 17th, 2003
03:05:47 AM
"Elamor?" Sorry - that's Elanor
by orson
Nov 17th, 2003
03:10:22 AM
cheers, grey_ELF_RELOADED
by Jaquen H'Ghar
Nov 17th, 2003
03:21:29 AM
Glimmung,
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
04:08:32 AM
irritable,
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
04:25:50 AM
Jaquen H'Ghar - on dignity, nobility, etc.
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
06:03:28 AM
George RR Martin
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
06:09:39 AM
raw bean
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
06:32:27 AM
Elaine,
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
06:35:49 AM
Elaine, you're right in many respects about WOT,
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
06:55:21 AM
raw bean
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
06:57:16 AM
LOTR keeps it down to telling the stories of the Fellowship,
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
07:00:51 AM
Well Elaine, guess we'll just have to agree to differ.
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
07:04:40 AM
Well, raw bean, I do agree with you on one point...
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
07:15:08 AM
DoTbabe,
by Devil'sOwn
Nov 17th, 2003
07:42:38 AM
Elaine, Jaquen H'Ghar
by Miami Mofo
Nov 17th, 2003
07:58:06 AM
It just occurred to me that I actually left out one of the major
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
08:05:22 AM
Thanks, Miami Mofo
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
08:07:32 AM
Hi Bean
by irritable
Nov 17th, 2003
08:12:05 AM
Doh!
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
08:20:21 AM
Actually, bean...
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
08:25:51 AM
Unfortunately Elaine, I've not read any Phillip Pullman yet.
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
08:38:28 AM
Treebeard, Elaine?
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
08:47:03 AM
Well Elaine, at least that explains why I made the slip up!
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
08:49:10 AM
Just in case Yo Yo Man turns up at some point,
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
08:56:02 AM
Hi Elaine
by irritable
Nov 17th, 2003
09:07:34 AM
Definitely give Pullman a try, bean
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
09:19:05 AM
Hi irritable
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
09:24:49 AM
Bean, "Storm of Swords" is the third (?) book in the "Song of Ic
by irritable
Nov 17th, 2003
09:32:04 AM
Treebeard
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
09:33:48 AM
Elaine, I agree ...
by irritable
Nov 17th, 2003
10:00:44 AM
Oh, I'm so very confused.
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
10:21:16 AM
Ah, Daemons...
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
10:30:43 AM
Hiya Pip,how are you this (morning, where you are!)?
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
10:43:55 AM
Now where'd that apostrophe sneak in from?
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
10:46:51 AM
Hmmmm, or was I right to put it their? The day owns it's weather
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
10:52:21 AM
Now, I KNOW that 'their' was DEFINATELY wrong in the title of my
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
10:55:03 AM
Nope, bean, I haven't read any Hobb or Gemmell
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
11:05:14 AM
You also misspelt "definitely", bean
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
11:07:17 AM
Ah, Armoured Polar Bears,
by irritable
Nov 17th, 2003
11:10:37 AM
I completely agree with you, irritable
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
11:23:34 AM
Bean, I almost forgot ...
by irritable
Nov 17th, 2003
11:24:31 AM
Were you all up in the night?
by daughter of time
Nov 17th, 2003
11:59:29 AM
Rugby League? Pah!
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
12:29:29 PM
And now to something more pleasant
by daughter of time
Nov 17th, 2003
12:40:17 PM
Tolkien's one dimensional characters
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
12:44:57 PM
WOW. Okay, I give up! Feh!
by Pallando Blue
Nov 17th, 2003
12:59:28 PM
The 5 (or 6 or 7) Stages of LOTR Adaptation Grief
by Pallando Blue
Nov 17th, 2003
01:11:21 PM
Well, daughter of time, at least we agree on the Tolkien stuff.
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
01:25:31 PM
I'll try "Legend", bean
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
01:35:49 PM
Opposite Philosophies
by daughter of time
Nov 17th, 2003
01:50:25 PM
Dick Hertz:
by Pontsing Barset
Nov 17th, 2003
01:56:56 PM
Orson calling DoT...
by orson
Nov 17th, 2003
02:14:54 PM
Enjoying your posts, Elaine
by daughter of time
Nov 17th, 2003
02:15:16 PM
Orson, my posts are not yet my life...
by daughter of time
Nov 17th, 2003
02:33:13 PM
But raw_bean....
by Pontsing Barset
Nov 17th, 2003
02:43:42 PM
D-o-T,
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
02:56:04 PM
Elaine,
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
03:02:42 PM
Pontsing,
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
03:08:48 PM
I
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
03:10:38 PM
You're welcome, bean
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
03:40:10 PM
cutestofborg
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
03:49:30 PM
In a shattering piece of dramatic development, mortsleam comes t
by mortsleam
Nov 17th, 2003
03:53:25 PM
Daughter of Time/Frodo and Sam
by Brian 2000
Nov 17th, 2003
03:54:32 PM
cutestofborg
by Elaine
Nov 17th, 2003
04:26:19 PM
O dear lord, I'm now drunk, and I can still see the many glaring
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
07:27:38 PM
Frodo
by hildebrand
Nov 17th, 2003
07:33:18 PM
Speaking of endings,
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
07:34:32 PM
Hear hear Hildebrand.
by raw_bean
Nov 17th, 2003
07:40:05 PM
Frodo's nobility in LotR:FotR
by Miami Mofo
Nov 17th, 2003
08:47:41 PM
Don't waste your time
by Miami Mofo
Nov 17th, 2003
08:53:43 PM
Doktor Professor Pallando
by irritable
Nov 17th, 2003
09:19:48 PM
daughter of time...
by brassmonkey48
Nov 17th, 2003
10:45:18 PM
Brass Monkey, have you read "Life of Pi"?
by daughter of time
Nov 18th, 2003
01:16:18 AM
"Tolkien is to Sturlsson what Oasis is to the Beatles ..."
by irritable
Nov 18th, 2003
01:49:30 AM
Glad to hear you're okay, DoT...
by orson
Nov 18th, 2003
04:18:23 AM
Nicely put, irritable. :)
by raw_bean
Nov 18th, 2003
04:38:20 AM
D-o-T,
by raw_bean
Nov 18th, 2003
05:24:29 AM
Yes, do post that link, daughter of time. I'd love to see what N
by Elaine
Nov 18th, 2003
05:49:59 AM
Morning Elaine. :)
by raw_bean
Nov 18th, 2003
06:21:35 AM
It's hot in here!
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 18th, 2003
06:55:20 AM
Good afternoon, raw bean
by Elaine
Nov 18th, 2003
07:30:58 AM
What little I HAVE seen
by Elaine
Nov 18th, 2003
07:33:01 AM
The gollumization of Frodo
by irritable
Nov 18th, 2003
07:33:31 AM
To the moon, Alice!
by Miami Mofo
Nov 18th, 2003
07:44:40 AM
Re: Denethor; Dark Materials
by orson
Nov 18th, 2003
08:46:24 AM
Waves Back at everybody...
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 18th, 2003
09:06:59 AM
Ack. Thank god they deleted that Frodo as Gollum scene!
by mortsleam
Nov 18th, 2003
11:07:57 AM
Ain't no Tailend like a SEV Tailend cause a SEV Tailend don't ST
by Pallando Blue
Nov 18th, 2003
11:49:31 AM
Welcome back, Alice. :)
by raw_bean
Nov 18th, 2003
11:58:02 AM
Pallando, I must congratulate you on you knowledge of brewing as
by raw_bean
Nov 18th, 2003
12:35:11 PM
THAT WAS FRICKIN
by Runelord
Nov 18th, 2003
03:03:06 PM
Before I go, a big welcome to all of you who are new to me.
by Runelord
Nov 18th, 2003
03:05:19 PM
Greetings Rune!
by raw_bean
Nov 18th, 2003
04:28:11 PM
Hi, Rune (cool name!).
by Devil'sOwn
Nov 18th, 2003
08:39:00 PM
Borg, I hope you feel better, man.
by Devil'sOwn
Nov 18th, 2003
08:45:57 PM
Northern Lights
by daughter of time
Nov 18th, 2003
08:55:51 PM
Alice! My buddy!
by daughter of time
Nov 18th, 2003
09:50:07 PM
Dang, I KNEW I
by Runelord
Nov 19th, 2003
04:15:14 AM
Thanks for the welcome, all
by Elaine
Nov 19th, 2003
04:28:02 AM
raw bean
by Elaine
Nov 19th, 2003
04:38:22 AM
mortsleam
by Elaine
Nov 19th, 2003
04:44:24 AM
Orson
by Elaine
Nov 19th, 2003
04:51:31 AM
Alice
by Elaine
Nov 19th, 2003
04:58:24 AM
Orson, so far I'm in close agreement with you...
by daughter of time
Nov 19th, 2003
05:00:15 AM
And finally, daughter of time
by Elaine
Nov 19th, 2003
05:18:12 AM
It's Wednesday!
by Miami Mofo
Nov 19th, 2003
05:20:14 AM
OK, D-o-T's turned me round on the Frodo/Gollum thing,
by raw_bean
Nov 19th, 2003
07:40:56 AM
'USING', sorry.
by raw_bean
Nov 19th, 2003
08:00:31 AM
Daughter of time: on the beating Gollum receives at the hands of
by Elaine
Nov 19th, 2003
11:43:28 AM
raw bean: on Bilbo's Gollumisation
by Elaine
Nov 19th, 2003
11:58:24 AM
Thanks, Beany, I'm glad I made a difference!
by daughter of time
Nov 19th, 2003
01:15:59 PM
More Northern Lights
by daughter of time
Nov 19th, 2003
01:27:24 PM
My thoughts on the DVD.
by BG
Nov 19th, 2003
04:10:12 PM
Does anyone else find this odd?
by daughter of time
Nov 19th, 2003
07:52:56 PM
Gaffer overheard shouting "IT's EVEN BETTER!!" near Saddle!
by morGoth
Nov 19th, 2003
08:03:30 PM
Yes DoT, it is kind of odd,
by Miami Mofo
Nov 19th, 2003
08:18:56 PM
The SEV becomes the SEE
by elanor
Nov 19th, 2003
08:45:33 PM
Oh, one little thing, Elaine
by elanor
Nov 19th, 2003
09:30:18 PM
SEWERS!!
by BG
Nov 19th, 2003
09:37:29 PM
Plenty to like in the SEV/EE/SEE
by irritable
Nov 19th, 2003
10:58:19 PM
Not Breugel ..
by irritable
Nov 19th, 2003
11:38:18 PM
TVT GIVES TT SEE TWO THUMBS UP !!
by greenleaf
Nov 19th, 2003
11:57:43 PM
Epic Filmmaking #504 (Advanced Course) : "Making It Epic-er"
by Pallando Blue
Nov 20th, 2003
12:13:51 AM
That one kick, one punch and one fling against the cave wall...
by daughter of time
Nov 20th, 2003
01:51:42 AM
Since this site seems to be letting me in again......
by raw_bean
Nov 20th, 2003
04:33:08 AM
A few random thoughts
by Elaine
Nov 20th, 2003
04:33:10 AM
the two towers extended cut
by precioussss
Nov 20th, 2003
04:40:31 AM
Oh, and I agree, D-o-T,
by raw_bean
Nov 20th, 2003
04:57:58 AM
Well, Bean...
by Elaine
Nov 20th, 2003
05:11:25 AM
Well Elaine, I guess it's all subjective.
by raw_bean
Nov 20th, 2003
05:33:33 AM
Oh, and Elanor...
by Elaine
Nov 20th, 2003
05:54:03 AM
Bean
by Elaine
Nov 20th, 2003
06:19:55 AM
Oh, and before you point it out, Bean...
by Elaine
Nov 20th, 2003
06:28:01 AM
Part One of an ENORMOUS post - or making good in the absence...
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 20th, 2003
07:37:25 AM
Tremendous Post Part 2!!! Lock up your broadband!
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 20th, 2003
08:04:29 AM
To EE, or not to EE, THAT is the question.
by Miami Mofo
Nov 20th, 2003
08:12:22 AM
Alice hits the nail SQUARELY on the head
by Miami Mofo
Nov 20th, 2003
08:31:33 AM
misquote
by Miami Mofo
Nov 20th, 2003
08:33:48 AM
Already posted this elsewhere - apologies if you've already read
by orson
Nov 20th, 2003
08:38:50 AM
Ginormous Post Part 3! Getting a bit nearer the end now!
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 20th, 2003
10:29:31 AM
Trilogy Tuesday
by Miami Mofo
Nov 20th, 2003
10:38:05 AM
For what it's worth...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 20th, 2003
12:07:54 PM
Nice posts, Alice!
by raw_bean
Nov 20th, 2003
12:15:56 PM
For what it's worth...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 20th, 2003
12:52:10 PM
I don't suppose we could start referring to it as "the Dunedain"
by Pallando Blue
Nov 20th, 2003
01:35:34 PM
Almost forgot! New favorite line delivery:
by Pallando Blue
Nov 20th, 2003
01:54:14 PM
What happened to "Is it crunchable?"
by daughter of time
Nov 20th, 2003
01:55:02 PM
I can't take it anymore...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 20th, 2003
05:16:35 PM
Elaine, Moaters and Bean
by elanor
Nov 20th, 2003
08:08:40 PM
On Elrond's frown and in defense of Dom
by elanor
Nov 20th, 2003
08:10:03 PM
Whoa there DoT
by elanor
Nov 20th, 2003
08:20:18 PM
Context and content and Gollum is no Brad Davis - Moaters you be
by elanor
Nov 20th, 2003
08:26:58 PM
Snaga-ape know about beatings.
by Snaga-ape
Nov 20th, 2003
08:59:13 PM
Torture vs.
by daughter of time
Nov 20th, 2003
10:10:22 PM
Torture vs. "Pre-Interrogation Softing Up"
by daughter of time
Nov 20th, 2003
10:34:07 PM
Happy that people disagree with me ...
by irritable
Nov 20th, 2003
11:04:01 PM
Now now girls!
by raw_bean
Nov 21st, 2003
04:43:19 AM
irritable
by raw_bean
Nov 21st, 2003
04:50:49 AM
More random thoughts
by Elaine
Nov 21st, 2003
05:04:57 AM
Irritable and bean
by Elaine
Nov 21st, 2003
05:13:13 AM
For your own good, Elaine, I'm going to assume you were just unf
by raw_bean
Nov 21st, 2003
05:33:00 AM
The Gollumisation of Frodo, part 16,753
by Elaine
Nov 21st, 2003
05:56:40 AM
Finally, some non-Tolkien related stuff for Alice
by Elaine
Nov 21st, 2003
06:09:02 AM
All right then, one last question before I sign off
by Elaine
Nov 21st, 2003
06:16:57 AM
For your own good, Elaine, I'll jyst assume you had a substandar
by raw_bean
Nov 21st, 2003
06:27:14 AM
Hang, on, Oxbridge, yes it's all starting to make sense.
by raw_bean
Nov 21st, 2003
06:41:34 AM
a quarter scale model of the Endeavor
by raw_bean
Nov 21st, 2003
06:43:43 AM
Except I'll finish by apologising that my writing hasn't gotten
by raw_bean
Nov 21st, 2003
06:56:40 AM
Gollum gets the Guantanamo treatment; Merry and Pippin chew the
by orson
Nov 21st, 2003
07:59:27 AM
Sorry Moaters - can't let it drop. [Nice to see you back posting
by Miami Mofo
Nov 21st, 2003
08:56:23 AM
Lots of Stuff
by Runelord
Nov 21st, 2003
08:59:13 AM
My spelling stinks
by Miami Mofo
Nov 21st, 2003
09:00:20 AM
Dobby
by Miami Mofo
Nov 21st, 2003
09:02:04 AM
Just one, Moaters, then I
by Runelord
Nov 21st, 2003
09:02:29 AM
Immposible?
by Miami Mofo
Nov 21st, 2003
09:04:47 AM
Woah, Yorkshire news! Patrick Stewart coming back to his roots!
by raw_bean
Nov 21st, 2003
09:08:12 AM
Well, what can I say, Bean? I also had fish and chips in Scotlan
by Elaine
Nov 21st, 2003
09:25:28 AM
Congrats, Bean
by Elaine
Nov 21st, 2003
09:33:22 AM
I have GOT a bad record for my wwriting ability here, but surely
by raw_bean
Nov 21st, 2003
10:19:10 AM
This is GETTING beyond a joke, I have GOT to proof read my posts
by raw_bean
Nov 21st, 2003
10:43:53 AM
Postmodern Faramir
by irritable
Nov 21st, 2003
12:40:42 PM
Did anyone else see the LOTR Production Notes...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 21st, 2003
12:51:36 PM
Did anyone else see the LOTR Production Notes...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 21st, 2003
12:55:42 PM
OK Elaine, you asked for it! [Sorry Alice, it takes very little
by Miami Mofo
Nov 21st, 2003
02:04:34 PM
Watch out, here comes another!
by Miami Mofo
Nov 21st, 2003
03:12:47 PM
Thanks, Miami!
by Elaine
Nov 21st, 2003
03:32:57 PM
Woman you know not what you hath unleashed
by Pallando Blue
Nov 21st, 2003
03:38:09 PM
Bean: "got" versus "gotten"
by Elaine
Nov 21st, 2003
03:43:30 PM
So I take it you'll be drafting some limericks of your own over
by Elaine
Nov 21st, 2003
03:45:15 PM
I gots to say
by Miami Mofo
Nov 21st, 2003
04:08:47 PM
Osgiliath: 'Citadel of the Stars'
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 21st, 2003
05:07:09 PM
Wow!
by Runelord
Nov 21st, 2003
05:09:22 PM
And Italian and French as well Runelord...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 21st, 2003
05:27:09 PM
HOSED!
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 21st, 2003
05:35:06 PM
Not fair that Snaga-ape's words go all way up to top.
by Snaga-ape
Nov 21st, 2003
06:10:03 PM
How menny tymes d'I haf to askit you childer...
by Pontsing Barset
Nov 21st, 2003
09:04:09 PM
CATFIGHT! Mrrr...owwwww!
by elanor
Nov 21st, 2003
10:28:14 PM
Ack! left off half my post!
by elanor
Nov 21st, 2003
10:45:03 PM
Welcome back cutest!
by elanor
Nov 21st, 2003
10:59:25 PM
Credits typo
by djinnj
Nov 22nd, 2003
01:07:15 AM
Ciao, mellon.
by Runelord
Nov 22nd, 2003
03:51:40 AM
Actually, Miami...
by Elaine
Nov 22nd, 2003
08:27:57 AM
Well, I'm back...
by Conan_the_Humble
Nov 22nd, 2003
08:58:54 AM
On second thoughts, forget about the dirty Spanglish, Miami.
by Elaine
Nov 22nd, 2003
09:51:45 AM
Sorry Rune, that was intended to be...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 22nd, 2003
03:11:04 PM
Moaters - it's not hard to get this sucker going
by greenleaf
Nov 22nd, 2003
03:45:48 PM
Snaga-ape's eyes hurt from reading Frenchy bug-speak.
by Snaga-ape
Nov 22nd, 2003
06:43:54 PM
Here's the google translation for all those non-french speaking
by elanor
Nov 23rd, 2003
12:40:33 AM
E!'s search
by djinnj
Nov 23rd, 2003
02:35:39 AM
Watch out, Elaine. This one celebrates what America does best!
by Miami Mofo
Nov 23rd, 2003
03:22:56 AM
Ring of Barahir
by irritable
Nov 23rd, 2003
11:01:24 AM
Snaga do good!
by Devil'sOwn
Nov 23rd, 2003
11:47:52 AM
You have been warned, Harry Knowles!
by Devil'sOwn
Nov 23rd, 2003
12:07:56 PM
I can see what kind of person might win that contest, Djinnj
by Elaine
Nov 23rd, 2003
01:41:02 PM
Hello all!
by raw_bean
Nov 23rd, 2003
06:12:02 PM
Here's a limerick...
by raw_bean
Nov 23rd, 2003
06:18:20 PM
Getting warmed up now, hehe. :)
by raw_bean
Nov 23rd, 2003
06:36:32 PM
They're coming thick and fast now! Shame there's no-one around t
by raw_bean
Nov 23rd, 2003
06:43:50 PM
Hmm.... 3rd and 4th line of Gollum limerick should have gone "TH
by raw_bean
Nov 23rd, 2003
06:57:07 PM
Very VERY good, raw bean, but you forget THE most important rule
by Pallando Blue
Nov 24th, 2003
12:15:06 AM
You think the rangers were tough on poor Smeagol? HA
by Pallando Blue
Nov 24th, 2003
12:31:27 AM
[And as you can see...
by Pallando Blue
Nov 24th, 2003
12:41:41 AM
Sorry Pallando,
by raw_bean
Nov 24th, 2003
04:30:14 AM
"Angry-tree porn"? "Playing your Extended Edition"? Aw, man!
by Elaine
Nov 24th, 2003
05:06:16 AM
Sorry Elaine, I just can't do filth in connection with LOTR, it
by raw_bean
Nov 24th, 2003
07:33:47 AM
i apologise for these in advance.....
by precioussss
Nov 24th, 2003
08:37:10 AM
IF EASILY OFFENDED, PLEASE DON'T READ
by precioussss
Nov 24th, 2003
08:47:51 AM
that should've read like this.
by precioussss
Nov 24th, 2003
08:51:44 AM
I'll stick to getting the metre and structure right, and stay aw
by raw_bean
Nov 24th, 2003
09:24:28 AM
This one's quite lacking, but I dedicate it to D-o-T, if she's s
by raw_bean
Nov 24th, 2003
09:42:39 AM
Yep, I agree with Raw Bean (whoa hey!)
by Elaine
Nov 24th, 2003
09:58:17 AM
I quite approve of Faramir's treatment of Gollum in the Sewer.
by raw_bean
Nov 24th, 2003
11:15:53 AM
Hey there Pip.
by raw_bean
Nov 24th, 2003
11:29:53 AM
"I can see you've some skill with a blade"
by Seepgood
Nov 24th, 2003
12:26:15 PM
I'm with you on the Eowyn love, Bean (in a purely heterosexual,
by Elaine
Nov 24th, 2003
12:28:55 PM
That first line should have read...
by Elaine
Nov 24th, 2003
12:41:48 PM
Fallen into SHADOW
by Elaine
Nov 24th, 2003
12:44:43 PM
Not 'a fair jaw cracker' after all...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 24th, 2003
12:55:40 PM
Doh! Elanor! I wunt a bothert if knewit you was...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 24th, 2003
01:10:38 PM
Almost, but not quite, Moaters
by Elaine
Nov 24th, 2003
01:15:31 PM
learning languages, and other stuff
by djinnj
Nov 24th, 2003
03:03:48 PM
Gah!
by djinnj
Nov 24th, 2003
03:19:57 PM
As to "in what context I learned these languages"...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 24th, 2003
03:35:19 PM
Dutch lass forces Sooty Vala to Un-ban near Sarn Ford!
by morGoth
Nov 24th, 2003
05:17:52 PM
So, Djinnj, ni hui jiang zhongwen ma?
by Elaine
Nov 24th, 2003
05:52:13 PM
Correction: "we continentals" should be "some of us continentals
by Elaine
Nov 24th, 2003
06:02:51 PM
Welcome back, my fellow Eowyn lover!
by Elaine
Nov 24th, 2003
06:32:01 PM
Heh, Elaine
by djinnj
Nov 24th, 2003
07:41:34 PM
Thank ye, Pallandro.
by Devil'sOwn
Nov 24th, 2003
07:51:06 PM
topps pics on TORn.
by djinnj
Nov 24th, 2003
07:57:49 PM
Eowyn, love goddess from the land of Chiko rolls
by irritable
Nov 24th, 2003
07:59:09 PM
Hi guys!
by raw_bean
Nov 24th, 2003
08:36:16 PM
Eowyn lover?!! Psha, I wish!
by morGoth
Nov 24th, 2003
08:56:32 PM
Spoilers! Never thought I
by Runelord
Nov 24th, 2003
09:56:01 PM
various
by Jaquen H'Ghar
Nov 25th, 2003
02:01:52 AM
Legendary Galadriel Radioactive Melt-down
by irritable
Nov 25th, 2003
03:11:05 AM
limericks
by precioussss
Nov 25th, 2003
03:58:11 AM
Thanks all around
by Elaine
Nov 25th, 2003
04:07:13 AM
Forget about it Precioussss, your latest limerick is great!
by raw_bean
Nov 25th, 2003
04:41:53 AM
Ah,
by Elaine
Nov 25th, 2003
06:01:27 AM
Actually, come to think of it, Djinnj...
by Elaine
Nov 25th, 2003
06:44:15 AM
Go Huddersfield!
by raw_bean
Nov 25th, 2003
06:53:43 AM
Dernhelm/Witch King showdown pitures on TORn!
by raw_bean
Nov 25th, 2003
07:07:48 AM
Oh yeah, it's the Newsweek scans on TORn's front page.
by raw_bean
Nov 25th, 2003
07:14:17 AM
Ah yes,
by Elaine
Nov 25th, 2003
07:49:34 AM
Oh, and before anyone else points this out to me...
by Elaine
Nov 25th, 2003
08:30:15 AM
Good to hear from you, morGoth....
by orson
Nov 25th, 2003
08:38:05 AM
Cutest
by Elaine
Nov 25th, 2003
09:18:17 AM
Damn, Elaine beat me to it!
by raw_bean
Nov 25th, 2003
11:18:45 AM
Talkin' 'bout spelling, Raw Bean...
by Elaine
Nov 25th, 2003
12:03:17 PM
Gaffer catches Chesapeake Bay Brown Trout from Bywater Pool!
by morGoth
Nov 25th, 2003
01:15:19 PM
Are you talking about the proverbial...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 25th, 2003
04:31:51 PM
don't forget the tones! and some notes on decoding for raw_bean!
by djinnj
Nov 25th, 2003
06:37:21 PM
Ah, morG, so it was YOU who has an issue with the floating down
by raw_bean
Nov 25th, 2003
07:41:47 PM
Plus I thouhgt "Bilbo was meant to find th Ring..." by Eru, not
by raw_bean
Nov 25th, 2003
07:47:11 PM
Oh, and the Gandalf/Balrog scene is no different.
by raw_bean
Nov 25th, 2003
07:51:36 PM
dagnabit!
by djinnj
Nov 25th, 2003
07:55:45 PM
Great Sliming Uruloki Moaters!
by morGoth
Nov 25th, 2003
08:27:59 PM
Udun no raw_bean!
by morGoth
Nov 25th, 2003
09:08:14 PM
dust and ashes...
by Wall Builder
Nov 25th, 2003
09:12:38 PM
argh! All this HOH talk!
by djinnj
Nov 25th, 2003
09:57:12 PM
elanor is swooning
by elanor
Nov 26th, 2003
12:07:53 AM
Well now that I've FINALLY had the opportunity to watch what you
by Conan_the_Humble
Nov 26th, 2003
01:03:34 AM
New rivers and other hasty slips
by irritable
Nov 26th, 2003
03:42:27 AM
"How pathetic!" exclaim the Elves on their favourite Wednesday.
by Miami Mofo
Nov 26th, 2003
07:40:54 AM
guote = quote
by Miami Mofo
Nov 26th, 2003
07:46:07 AM
Djinnj
by Elaine
Nov 26th, 2003
08:14:58 AM
Wait a minute...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 26th, 2003
09:18:36 AM
Ingold me old mucker!
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 26th, 2003
09:25:45 AM
Erm, irritable...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 26th, 2003
09:30:27 AM
Thankee Irritable, for the pointers,
by Conan_the_Humble
Nov 26th, 2003
09:44:44 AM
oh, btw
by Conan_the_Humble
Nov 26th, 2003
09:48:08 AM
"The hands of the king are the hands of a healer,
by Miami Mofo
Nov 26th, 2003
10:29:12 AM
Ingold?
by Wall Builder
Nov 26th, 2003
01:35:49 PM
my take, if anyone is still interested....
by Wall Builder
Nov 26th, 2003
02:38:15 PM
Ingold/Wall Builder, maybe this will bring a smile to your face
by Miami Mofo
Nov 26th, 2003
02:50:08 PM
thrice charmed
by Wall Builder
Nov 26th, 2003
03:32:28 PM
Jumping bungee trout cutest!
by morGoth
Nov 26th, 2003
03:50:22 PM
"very sizable" indeed!
by Wall Builder
Nov 26th, 2003
03:53:44 PM
300 lives of men
by irritable
Nov 26th, 2003
07:01:25 PM
Good points Ingold-of-old,
by raw_bean
Nov 26th, 2003
07:47:53 PM
Hullo Pip.
by raw_bean
Nov 26th, 2003
07:53:11 PM
Love the soundtrack
by daughter of time
Nov 26th, 2003
09:12:35 PM
DoT, re the soundtrack
by Miami Mofo
Nov 26th, 2003
09:55:43 PM
Language talk for Elaine
by djinnj
Nov 26th, 2003
11:40:41 PM
Skyway Moaters, irritable, and Conan! Musings on the sons of th
by djinnj
Nov 26th, 2003
11:43:14 PM
Thinkin' about it,
by djinnj
Nov 26th, 2003
11:52:56 PM
Seepgood
by elanor
Nov 27th, 2003
12:08:51 AM
Really?
by Conan_the_Humble
Nov 27th, 2003
04:15:18 AM
Raw_bean
by precioussss
Nov 27th, 2003
07:46:21 AM
A last bit of language talk for Djinnj
by Elaine
Nov 27th, 2003
08:36:07 AM
ArabIC-speaking
by Elaine
Nov 27th, 2003
08:38:20 AM
And intensIVe courses, too.
by Elaine
Nov 27th, 2003
08:51:31 AM
Hola Ingold!
by morGoth
Nov 27th, 2003
10:20:44 AM
Saltwater Maia, Allwater Vala!
by irritable
Nov 27th, 2003
11:14:30 AM
Of Conan and the Majic River
by morGoth
Nov 27th, 2003
11:30:56 AM
Roast chicken???
by Miami Mofo
Nov 27th, 2003
11:40:15 AM
Not bad to say I didn't have the text in front of me!
by raw_bean
Nov 27th, 2003
11:51:23 AM
...and my final Thanksgiving Day trilogy post.
by morGoth
Nov 27th, 2003
12:19:41 PM
Wall Builder, ya old Ingold!
by Runelord
Nov 27th, 2003
01:47:10 PM
Add another vote for the Uruk-Hai scene, Irritable
by Elaine
Nov 27th, 2003
02:07:22 PM
Linguaphiles, a question
by Runelord
Nov 27th, 2003
02:12:27 PM
Ack!
by Runelord
Nov 27th, 2003
02:25:44 PM
I'd just like to...
by BG
Nov 27th, 2003
04:44:32 PM
Rune
by Elaine
Nov 27th, 2003
05:13:48 PM
Correction - more pronunciation stuff for Rune
by Elaine
Nov 27th, 2003
05:46:27 PM
More spew ('spoo') for you ('yoo')
by greenleaf
Nov 27th, 2003
05:50:56 PM
Spew isn't a noun!
by greenleaf
Nov 27th, 2003
05:52:39 PM
Frisian, Old English and '
by greenleaf
Nov 27th, 2003
05:55:25 PM
Greenleaf
by Elaine
Nov 27th, 2003
07:38:49 PM
Oh, and to clear up the strange mix of marks and numbers in the
by Elaine
Nov 27th, 2003
07:48:02 PM
Hear, hear, BG!
by daughter of time
Nov 27th, 2003
08:01:36 PM
In the words of Keanu Reeves, "Whoah".
by raw_bean
Nov 27th, 2003
08:19:26 PM
I'm starvin'! We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three s
by raw_bean
Nov 27th, 2003
08:22:26 PM
D-o-T and BG,
by raw_bean
Nov 27th, 2003
08:35:40 PM
Le Worm is back!
by greenleaf
Nov 27th, 2003
10:17:09 PM
Oh No!!!
by BG
Nov 27th, 2003
10:21:22 PM
Beany
by BG
Nov 27th, 2003
10:57:20 PM
What I didn
by elanor
Nov 27th, 2003
11:17:11 PM
Hah!
by Runelord
Nov 28th, 2003
12:13:34 AM
random replies
by djinnj
Nov 28th, 2003
03:04:38 AM
language stuff for those not yet drifting into torpor by it all
by djinnj
Nov 28th, 2003
03:06:56 AM
Still agreeing with you, BG
by daughter of time
Nov 28th, 2003
03:42:43 AM
Yeah c-of-b, we get Enterprise (if a little behind you guys!)
by raw_bean
Nov 28th, 2003
05:04:13 AM
Fair enough BG.
by raw_bean
Nov 28th, 2003
05:26:44 AM
morGoth - did Aura or whoever it was ever pony up that beer she
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 28th, 2003
06:11:57 AM
Greenleaf
by Elaine
Nov 28th, 2003
07:09:03 AM
Djinnj
by Elaine
Nov 28th, 2003
07:10:27 AM
Bean
by Elaine
Nov 28th, 2003
07:12:16 AM
Sorry Elaine, I beg to differ.
by raw_bean
Nov 28th, 2003
07:39:47 AM
All right, Bean
by Elaine
Nov 28th, 2003
08:10:34 AM
Elanor & Daughter of Time
by Elaine
Nov 28th, 2003
08:18:35 AM
HW
by irritable
Nov 28th, 2003
08:38:03 AM
Elaine,
by raw_bean
Nov 28th, 2003
08:51:32 AM
On 'Aye'sengard,
by raw_bean
Nov 28th, 2003
08:59:03 AM
There is a review on the front page...
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 28th, 2003
09:10:36 AM
Wheee, Irritable!
by Elaine
Nov 28th, 2003
09:11:11 AM
And irritable winz de priize...
by Skyway Moaters
Nov 28th, 2003
09:32:01 AM
I suppose you're right, Bean - there is enough in the trailer to
by Elaine
Nov 28th, 2003
09:37:59 AM
Glad I could help Elaine. :)
by raw_bean
Nov 28th, 2003
09:43:19 AM
Oh, and "gracious geekness"...
by Elaine
Nov 28th, 2003
09:46:58 AM
Howdy Pip.
by raw_bean
Nov 28th, 2003
09:53:00 AM
Entirely good-natured, Cutest
by Elaine
Nov 28th, 2003
10:03:54 AM
Spoiler City!
by irritable
Nov 28th, 2003
10:04:29 AM
The Review On The Front Page...
by AliceInWonderlnd
Nov 28th, 2003
10:09:28 AM
To use the inexplicably spelt exclamation, D'oh!
by raw_bean
Nov 28th, 2003
10:23:29 AM
Terviseks back at you, Irritable (although I guess sleeping pill
by Elaine
Nov 28th, 2003
10:25:03 AM
Isengard, slight return
by irritable
Nov 28th, 2003
10:48:57 AM
Tradition handed down from the Elder Days...
by morGoth
Nov 28th, 2003
11:00:57 AM
Sorry Alice, the review that was taken down was a much more spoi
by raw_bean
Nov 28th, 2003
11:11:45 AM
I'll head over to the new TB morG,
by raw_bean
Nov 28th, 2003
11:29:40 AM
Well, in that case there's nothing left for me but...
by Elaine
Apr 2nd, 2004
12:14:26 PM
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by mortsleam
Jun 12th, 2006
06:46:51 PM

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