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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Macaulay Culkin to play a young Hannibal Lecter in THE LECTER VARIATION'!'!'

Hey folks, Harry here and there's something strange afoot at the Circle K methinks! In one of the weirdest and most bizarre career turns since Kurt Russell went from THE COMPUTER THAT WORE TENNIS SHOES to playing Charles Whitman on TV or Jodie Foster's going from FREAKY FRIDAY to TAXI DRIVER. It seems though this is all PARTY MONSTER's fault. Yep, the film that cast Culkin as the drug popping gay killer... well for Producers trying to find someone that can play Lecter from ages 12 to 25, apparently he seems... logical. Hmmm. Let's see if we can track Lecter's look if this goes through...

















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Big Deal.
by DOGSOUP
Sep 1st, 2003
06:11:03 AM
Aw, c'mon, Harry. I don't think it's a bad idea at all.
by Cash Bailey
Sep 1st, 2003
06:12:06 AM
hmmmmm
by metaluna
Sep 1st, 2003
06:12:35 AM
The Only Bad Idea
by Playhouse
Sep 1st, 2003
06:18:31 AM
OLD NEWS
by blondeman
Sep 1st, 2003
06:26:04 AM
Macaulay Culkin as Hannibal Lecter
by Father Murphy
Sep 1st, 2003
06:33:33 AM
So?
by St.Buggering
Sep 1st, 2003
06:39:52 AM
INTERESTING Meggsiko clips.
by trojandragon
Sep 1st, 2003
06:42:09 AM
*YAWN* Right.... Old News
by Karl Childers
Sep 1st, 2003
06:57:21 AM
Christian Bale in "American Psycho"
by Father Murphy
Sep 1st, 2003
07:04:59 AM
Hahahaha....nice one Harry, you're kidding right.
by DavidCamp
Sep 1st, 2003
07:20:40 AM
"Ain't it old news"
by Coatsy UK
Sep 1st, 2003
07:26:23 AM
The kid (guy?) is probably more fucked than Lektor now anyway...
by earthworm_
Sep 1st, 2003
07:40:22 AM
First! No...Wait! I DON'T CARE!!
by Darth Sticky
Sep 1st, 2003
08:08:48 AM
Does this mean hes going to eat his parents for leaving him home
by LargoJr
Sep 1st, 2003
08:10:36 AM
I can sort of see it
by DannyOcean01
Sep 1st, 2003
08:56:07 AM
It is news YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
by coachsams
Sep 1st, 2003
08:58:06 AM
This "news" are older than my Grandma!
by Judge Doom
Sep 1st, 2003
09:05:08 AM
Though he looks nothing like hopkins.
by mwhelan67
Sep 1st, 2003
09:28:25 AM
get over it. SO what he did home alone. Big deal. Let the actor
by quamb
Sep 1st, 2003
09:30:21 AM
DeLaurentis decides to start up a franchise while simultaneously
by Andy Travis
Sep 1st, 2003
09:34:55 AM
What coachsams said...
by Bad Guy
Sep 1st, 2003
10:19:08 AM
To hell with Lecter
by Heleno
Sep 1st, 2003
10:39:53 AM
My,How Far Our Little Boy Has Come.
by CHEWBLACCA
Sep 1st, 2003
11:00:26 AM

by Father Murphy
Sep 1st, 2003
11:28:31 AM
A-men "autodestruct"
by Father Murphy
Sep 1st, 2003
11:29:28 AM
I've Got Two Issues, Senator... Snake Venom And Plate Tectonics
by Ed McBain
Sep 1st, 2003
11:31:23 AM
What you people seem to forget is...
by The Tao of Joe
Sep 1st, 2003
11:42:26 AM
Hell, Macauly is the reason I might go and see this
by Stiflers-Sister
Sep 1st, 2003
12:01:20 PM
"Uncle Buck?"
by Kid Z
Sep 1st, 2003
12:03:52 PM
consider this shark officially jumped.
by Hud
Sep 1st, 2003
12:39:48 PM

by mwhelan67
Sep 1st, 2003
12:54:56 PM
The concept sounds funny but that doesn't mean it can't work.
by Sea Bass
Sep 1st, 2003
01:01:11 PM
I meant "prequesl shit"
by Sea Bass
Sep 1st, 2003
01:01:55 PM
enough!
by Renata
Sep 1st, 2003
01:06:56 PM
BTW: autodestruct
by mwhelan67
Sep 1st, 2003
01:12:21 PM
*don't (d'oh!)
by mwhelan67
Sep 1st, 2003
01:16:21 PM
"i ate his liver with some father beans and lovely cheese pizza.
by irc-Hollywood
Sep 1st, 2003
01:17:19 PM
The Good Son going one better?
by hollycrumpets
Sep 1st, 2003
01:17:29 PM
Re:seabass:"foppish British actor who usually plays butlers play
by mwhelan67
Sep 1st, 2003
01:21:33 PM
coachsams: Checking more than one movie site in the course of a
by Mosquito March
Sep 1st, 2003
01:31:03 PM
Harry
by Ribbons
Sep 1st, 2003
01:55:18 PM
No, I meant Hopkins
by Sea Bass
Sep 1st, 2003
02:04:51 PM
Matt Damons potrayal of a young hannibal lector on SNL was the b
by Rcamacho2278
Sep 1st, 2003
02:37:36 PM
Will you let Hannibal Lector die already. Red Dragon wasn't tha
by Steal_Dragon
Sep 1st, 2003
02:51:02 PM
you are all missing the point. THIS FILM WILL BE GREAT!
by warp11
Sep 1st, 2003
03:07:17 PM
RE: sea bass
by mwhelan67
Sep 1st, 2003
03:41:51 PM
Kyle and Efram and Lecter
by FloydGandoli
Sep 1st, 2003
04:00:17 PM
Lecter and the dead horse
by FloydGandoli
Sep 1st, 2003
04:02:40 PM
But Party Monster is an awful film
by Jon E Cin
Sep 1st, 2003
04:43:00 PM
The fact that this story is old news is old news!
by Duck of Death
Sep 1st, 2003
05:16:32 PM
You give up yet?
by JAGUART
Sep 1st, 2003
05:22:04 PM
WTF
by ethan vestby
Sep 1st, 2003
06:04:02 PM
I second that.
by mwhelan67
Sep 1st, 2003
06:09:45 PM
star wars episode 3 update
by mr_show
Sep 1st, 2003
06:27:59 PM
Good
by Oompacabra
Sep 1st, 2003
07:12:13 PM
coachsams and Bad Guy
by BAMF
Sep 1st, 2003
07:45:48 PM
Harry's Late Night Gig
by Liquid_Daze
Sep 1st, 2003
08:53:29 PM
warp11
by PumpyMcAss
Sep 1st, 2003
09:00:18 PM
If He Has a Lip Reduction, He Could Pull It Off
by hipcheck13
Sep 1st, 2003
10:15:58 PM
Dino De Lafuckhead...
by Andrew Rausch
Sep 1st, 2003
10:44:33 PM
Actually
by Ribbons
Sep 1st, 2003
10:47:39 PM
Holy giant spiders dry-humping polar bears in the wet dreams of
by Neosamurai85
Sep 1st, 2003
11:44:01 PM
After RATNER made drama suck, NO ONE CARES ABOUT LECTER ANYMORE!
by HarmoniumSaver
Sep 2nd, 2003
01:56:15 AM
Ahh ha ha ha. Fuck this made me belly laugh. And yes, i can see
by TheGinger Twit
Sep 2nd, 2003
02:13:39 AM
Culkin is no doubt deranged...
by Andrew Rausch
Sep 2nd, 2003
02:26:00 AM
"This'll be the last one"
by Ribbons
Sep 2nd, 2003
02:31:11 AM
Jeez Harry, if he dined on werewolf meat would it be ok? Did you
by jules windex
Sep 2nd, 2003
02:59:09 AM
He's gotta be better than that ham Hopkins!
by Eugene O
Sep 2nd, 2003
05:22:43 AM
Holy Crap, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY USED TO JOKE ABOUT THIS!!!
by Drath
Sep 2nd, 2003
08:05:27 AM
Pumpy
by warp11
Sep 2nd, 2003
08:12:43 AM
Oh, and guess what!!!! Spiderman 2 is coming next year!!
by Lost Skeleton
Sep 2nd, 2003
09:18:22 AM
Manhunter is the best film...
by MisterGrimloch
Sep 2nd, 2003
10:46:33 AM
Uh, you guys - Ridley Scott F-ed up the Lecter franchise before
by Mosquito March
Sep 2nd, 2003
03:18:30 PM
MosquitoMarch....
by MisterGrimloch
Sep 2nd, 2003
07:07:16 PM
Lestat
by biglawdog1
Sep 2nd, 2003
07:14:57 PM
Matt Damon or Matt Dillon
by HallowedBThyName
Sep 3rd, 2003
12:44:54 AM
Get the nails...
by mwhelan67
Sep 3rd, 2003
01:23:08 AM
btw autodestruct...
by mwhelan67
Sep 3rd, 2003
01:26:28 AM
Oh, and Julian Sands...
by mwhelan67
Sep 3rd, 2003
01:28:33 AM
MisterGrimloch: HANNIBAL is worse.
by Mosquito March
Sep 3rd, 2003
01:49:50 AM
Casting Culkin isn't a bad idea and this movie could not be as b
by michel
Sep 3rd, 2003
09:29:32 AM
Casting Culkin isn't a bad idea and this movie could not be as b
by michel
Sep 3rd, 2003
09:29:51 AM
What... the fuck?
by Devil'sOwn
Sep 3rd, 2003
12:04:42 PM
I don't believe it
by Drath
Sep 3rd, 2003
01:36:58 PM
Hey, Elijah is the Ringbearer!
by Devil'sOwn
Sep 3rd, 2003
02:54:48 PM
Lestat re-visited
by biglawdog1
Sep 3rd, 2003
05:31:52 PM
Cruise vs. Townsend
by mwhelan67
Sep 3rd, 2003
08:25:09 PM
Oh, and as for Aaliyah
by mwhelan67
Sep 3rd, 2003
08:41:47 PM
BTW lawdog...
by mwhelan67
Sep 3rd, 2003
08:59:46 PM
Hmm well
by biglawdog1
Sep 4th, 2003
05:00:07 PM

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