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who gives a shit about this - where's yer goddamn irreversible r by Mr_ant	Mar 11th, 2003 02:05:27 PM
Way to debunk the story Harry, now why don't your debunk that be by Tomboy Beanpole	Mar 11th, 2003 02:14:36 PM
just to hazard a guess... by hildebrand	Mar 11th, 2003 02:14:58 PM
Harry, I KNOW you heard about your twin Guillermo Del Toro helmi by Terry_1978	Mar 11th, 2003 02:16:16 PM
So this movie ISN'T about Elvis??? by jettison	Mar 11th, 2003 02:21:09 PM
Return Of The King by TheDevilsBidness	Mar 11th, 2003 02:41:40 PM
Welll...27 gazillion emails is a lot by MrCere	Mar 11th, 2003 03:10:44 PM
Arwen's Life Span by daughter of time	Mar 11th, 2003 03:32:05 PM
daughter of time by Glass	Mar 11th, 2003 03:35:12 PM
McKellen dead?? by Jonathan King	Mar 11th, 2003 03:43:27 PM
The inside scoop by PlantBoy!	Mar 11th, 2003 03:53:49 PM
my bad... by PlantBoy!	Mar 11th, 2003 03:54:56 PM
Ignore my last post by Jonathan King	Mar 11th, 2003 03:57:37 PM
Plantboy Q by Tomboy Beanpole	Mar 11th, 2003 04:07:15 PM
Arwen's lifespan by JoSchmo	Mar 11th, 2003 04:26:29 PM
OOOOH ARRRRR, yer ship's a-comin' in... by Koji Kabuto	Mar 11th, 2003 04:51:55 PM
In with the New...Line Plugs by FacerTheFuture	Mar 11th, 2003 06:02:38 PM
Typical by Dick Dyck	Mar 11th, 2003 06:17:20 PM
shovel please by haiku tunnel	Mar 11th, 2003 06:20:30 PM
I didn't believe it for a second by Cash Bailey	Mar 11th, 2003 06:28:59 PM
PJHobbit by PlantBoy!	Mar 11th, 2003 06:40:13 PM
PJ's Hobbit by PlantBoy!	Mar 11th, 2003 06:42:34 PM
God I'm such a fucking loser. by Tomboy Beanpole	Mar 11th, 2003 06:54:22 PM
The trailer may be a hoax but it's also porbably what we're goin by Orson W	Mar 11th, 2003 06:59:13 PM
Lord of the Rings licks Lord of the Balls by Tomboy Beanpole	Mar 11th, 2003 07:27:33 PM
Liars Suck. by manwiththedogs	Mar 11th, 2003 07:35:52 PM
fuck.... by Red Raider	Mar 11th, 2003 07:47:09 PM
Sisters & Brothers, am I the only one who was crushed with dissa by Ralph Cifaretto	Mar 11th, 2003 08:28:23 PM
Yes, Ralph Cifaretto, you were the only one by el_gorno	Mar 11th, 2003 09:59:59 PM
I guess we're to assume that Arwen speaks about sacrificing her by Ribbons	Mar 11th, 2003 11:10:24 PM
When the going gets tough, the tough get going. by Margot_Tenenbaum	Mar 11th, 2003 11:31:34 PM
Well by Ribbons	Mar 12th, 2003 03:05:57 AM
Ralph Cifaretto, you're not the only one..... by Orson W	Mar 12th, 2003 03:08:22 AM
Ralph Cifaretto: You are not alone by St.Buggering	Mar 12th, 2003 03:16:54 AM
I'd reluctantly have to agree about TTT by earthworm	Mar 12th, 2003 03:59:20 AM
The Two Towers rocked hollywood. by metallica	Mar 12th, 2003 04:24:06 AM
Ralph Cifaretto you are not alone by rubycon	Mar 12th, 2003 06:01:31 AM
did anyone believe this? it sounded fake as hell. by minderbinder	Mar 12th, 2003 09:25:11 AM
Er, Harry ... by timmer33	Mar 12th, 2003 10:58:38 AM
Liked TTT better than FotR by GypsyTRobot	Mar 12th, 2003 11:11:21 AM
Since When Has Something Being "A Hoax" Stopped AICN From Postin by hipcheck13	Mar 12th, 2003 11:11:54 AM
And if Johnnny MERCIER were the King Of Talkbackers, he'd say... by mortsleam	Mar 12th, 2003 11:17:08 AM
Blinking in sleepy Valium-soaked fashion... by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 12th, 2003 11:50:30 AM
The Emperor's New Clothes by Orson W	Mar 12th, 2003 12:25:42 PM
If Johnny Mercer were alive in the Third Age of M.E. by mortsleam	Mar 12th, 2003 12:52:33 PM
I love how people who disliked the movie insist that people who by minderbinder	Mar 12th, 2003 12:57:02 PM
Thanks for that, Morgoth... by Orson W	Mar 12th, 2003 01:19:57 PM
Sorry, MorGy by daughter of time	Mar 12th, 2003 01:50:42 PM
In response daughter of time and OCDean by scaler	Mar 12th, 2003 01:55:17 PM
"I still maintain that TTT is surfing on the huge goodwill gener by minderbinder	Mar 12th, 2003 01:57:30 PM
Scaler by daughter of time	Mar 12th, 2003 02:06:31 PM
To clarify by daughter of time	Mar 12th, 2003 02:36:49 PM
DoT: Have you ever lost a loved one? by mortsleam	Mar 12th, 2003 02:40:04 PM
Sigh by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 12th, 2003 03:31:16 PM
I am NOT trivializing by daughter of time	Mar 12th, 2003 04:00:44 PM
What's up with u people? by moviefreak	Mar 12th, 2003 04:13:29 PM
Eruptus, come to my arms! by Orson W	Mar 12th, 2003 04:25:56 PM
MOVIE FREAK, w/ all due respect, TTT is NOT as good as the book. by Ralph Cifaretto	Mar 12th, 2003 04:45:37 PM
I certainly didn't mean to imply anything of the sort DoT by mortsleam	Mar 12th, 2003 04:52:42 PM
disappointed with TTT by luniel	Mar 12th, 2003 06:25:48 PM
Terry, the "Wind in the Willows" thing was posted here about 100 by rev_skarekroe	Mar 12th, 2003 07:00:50 PM
Meta-Complainer... by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 12th, 2003 07:09:44 PM
A heartfelt cry for help to the people of Gon by Orson W	Mar 12th, 2003 07:22:22 PM
Huh? by daughter of time	Mar 12th, 2003 07:33:00 PM
Thank you, Frija by daughter of time	Mar 12th, 2003 08:19:52 PM
bjarki, by JD1866	Mar 12th, 2003 11:10:27 PM
ROTK "Trailer" by covenant	Mar 12th, 2003 11:49:56 PM
6 hours by SuperTooth	Mar 13th, 2003 12:43:31 AM
morGoth by Orson W	Mar 13th, 2003 04:11:43 AM
Watch it, Bjarki... by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 13th, 2003 04:34:51 AM
another 6 hrs of crap??? by lilHOBO	Mar 13th, 2003 05:32:09 AM
I'm beginning to see patterns here... by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 13th, 2003 06:42:42 AM
6 hours by earthworm	Mar 13th, 2003 07:04:31 AM
Top Bits Of TTT by sambrook	Mar 13th, 2003 07:59:27 AM
I agree with the other TBer's by Conan_the_Humble	Mar 13th, 2003 08:16:10 AM
IBelieveClarence... by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 13th, 2003 10:40:21 AM
Some quotes from DoT with my responses. by mortsleam	Mar 13th, 2003 11:25:38 AM
The real tragedy of this argument is that no one saw my Johnny M by mortsleam	Mar 13th, 2003 12:19:46 PM
I could use some help from the people of Gon right now... by Orson W	Mar 13th, 2003 02:47:25 PM
My head! The pain! by Runelord	Mar 13th, 2003 03:02:44 PM
Hosed! by Runelord	Mar 13th, 2003 03:04:51 PM
Mortsleam by daughter of time	Mar 13th, 2003 03:14:15 PM
Elizabeth Smart abducted by Aragorn by DufusyteII	Mar 13th, 2003 03:33:42 PM
Have some respect by AngieM	Mar 13th, 2003 03:48:42 PM
Last one and I'm done DoT by mortsleam	Mar 13th, 2003 04:06:18 PM
The Ecstasy Of Alice by Pallando Blue	Mar 13th, 2003 04:45:22 PM
Mortsleam by daughter of time	Mar 13th, 2003 05:38:02 PM
Ah, The Ecstacy of Gold! by daughter of time	Mar 13th, 2003 05:55:57 PM
The only way to begin to do justice to Tolkien's work by COFFIN ROCK	Mar 13th, 2003 06:06:26 PM
I by Runelord	Mar 13th, 2003 06:34:48 PM
Unhosed! Joy, rapture by Runelord	Mar 13th, 2003 06:37:43 PM
Ten Things I Love in TTT, without reservation by daughter of time	Mar 13th, 2003 08:18:28 PM
Thanks Picanninny Billow... by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 13th, 2003 09:01:08 PM
MorGy, by Conan_the_Humble	Mar 13th, 2003 09:13:51 PM
Verse five by daughter of time	Mar 13th, 2003 10:59:09 PM
Pallando, I DID mention it! by daughter of time	Mar 13th, 2003 11:29:24 PM
Movie vs Book by Simon the White	Mar 14th, 2003 12:47:17 AM
Buzzing still by Xyzan	Mar 14th, 2003 06:06:01 AM
"Sing once again with me, our strange duet!!" by Orson W	Mar 14th, 2003 09:18:27 AM
I don't know the words, Miami, and I don't have the book... by Pallando Blue	Mar 14th, 2003 10:20:21 AM
Chain chain chai-iai-iai-iai yeah, Chain of fools by Runelord	Mar 14th, 2003 11:54:55 AM
sigh Yeah, yeah that was, Miami. All right, but don't say I di by Pallando Blue	Mar 14th, 2003 12:35:46 PM
"Your power over me/grows stronger yet" by daughter of time	Mar 14th, 2003 12:36:10 PM
MorGy, about the nose by daughter of time	Mar 14th, 2003 12:47:05 PM
Favorite Song by daughter of time	Mar 14th, 2003 04:14:53 PM
Slight correction by daughter of time	Mar 14th, 2003 05:18:13 PM
Gollum by daughter of time	Mar 14th, 2003 05:54:32 PM
Elanor, I saw that, too by daughter of time	Mar 14th, 2003 07:06:41 PM
Sing, my angel of music! by Orson W	Mar 15th, 2003 11:46:30 AM
Shippey... by Orson W	Mar 15th, 2003 01:47:40 PM
More Shippey by daughter of time	Mar 15th, 2003 05:31:54 PM
Stars and Trees by daughter of time	Mar 15th, 2003 06:42:48 PM
Favourites Songs and Poems by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 16th, 2003 07:16:27 AM
Significant Dates by daughter of time	Mar 16th, 2003 09:05:53 PM
So this is where the TETBers are hanging out... by Skyway Moaters	Mar 17th, 2003 01:57:14 AM
One more bit of news what I forgotted... by Skyway Moaters	Mar 17th, 2003 02:09:56 AM
verse eight by Xyzan	Mar 17th, 2003 01:01:18 PM
I'd sing verse 8, but by Pallando Blue	Mar 17th, 2003 01:36:45 PM
Ah, we're HOSED again by Pallando Blue	Mar 17th, 2003 01:40:33 PM
I thought I might be after Shards by daughter of time	Mar 17th, 2003 01:54:48 PM
Wot's all this about a verse??! by Skyway Moaters	Mar 17th, 2003 07:19:24 PM
I'm Back in the Saddle Again by Sir_Mordred	Mar 17th, 2003 10:48:38 PM
Not Ignoring you, MorGy by daughter of time	Mar 17th, 2003 11:55:43 PM
Frija by daughter of time	Mar 18th, 2003 12:03:36 AM
Heh... by Sir_Mordred	Mar 18th, 2003 12:42:36 AM
If Frodo does the Bilbo Ring Freak-Out on the lip of Mount Doom. by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 18th, 2003 11:16:14 AM
You said it, Alice! by daughter of time	Mar 18th, 2003 11:47:43 AM
Yes, indeedily... by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 18th, 2003 12:24:46 PM
I wouldn't worry about a Puppet Frodo Climax. Er... by Pallando Blue	Mar 18th, 2003 12:41:15 PM
Thanks for the reassurance, Pallando by daughter of time	Mar 18th, 2003 12:59:18 PM
Turning the dial on the Way-Back Machine to September 7, 2001... by Pallando Blue	Mar 18th, 2003 01:06:03 PM
Help! by daughter of time	Mar 18th, 2003 03:10:23 PM
Avoiding work by daughter of time	Mar 18th, 2003 03:33:56 PM
Found it by daughter of time	Mar 18th, 2003 03:46:20 PM
The Eye by daughter of time	Mar 19th, 2003 12:15:52 AM
morGoth; lighthouse of Mordor by Orson W	Mar 19th, 2003 09:03:05 AM
PJ by daughter of time	Mar 19th, 2003 12:04:15 PM
What key did I hit? by daughter of time	Mar 19th, 2003 12:06:24 PM
Sauron at Sammath Naur? by daughter of time	Mar 19th, 2003 01:43:00 PM
OK, now I get it by daughter of time	Mar 19th, 2003 02:00:49 PM
Get Yourselves Here and Vote by daughter of time	Mar 19th, 2003 02:25:48 PM
Of course, you're right by daughter of time	Mar 19th, 2003 04:24:26 PM
Wouldn't it be nice by daughter of time	Mar 19th, 2003 05:54:43 PM
Yes, Elanor, but who could you get to act that? by daughter of time	Mar 20th, 2003 02:54:51 AM
Verse Nine by daughter of time	Mar 20th, 2003 03:22:49 AM
No no, morG meant an early TOLKIEN version by Pallando Blue	Mar 20th, 2003 10:50:32 AM
Aw, Miami by daughter of time	Mar 20th, 2003 12:44:17 PM
Well, Klaatu my Barada! by Pallando Blue	Mar 20th, 2003 02:26:24 PM
HOOOOOSED! by Pallando Blue	Mar 20th, 2003 02:29:32 PM
Frija, I'd join you by daughter of time	Mar 20th, 2003 05:47:26 PM
And in the next movie... by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 20th, 2003 06:36:25 PM
"Oh, I'll chill the fuck out, Gandalf," by Pallando Blue	Mar 20th, 2003 08:17:55 PM
Trubba Not Miami ! by Skyway Moaters	Mar 21st, 2003 12:31:49 PM
Hey, Tailenders! That other talkback? by Thing-Fish	Mar 21st, 2003 07:19:35 PM
Erased! by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 21st, 2003 07:51:31 PM
VERSE NINE (8 got posted twice).... by Skyway Moaters	Mar 22nd, 2003 12:39:19 AM
Just checking by daughter of time	Mar 22nd, 2003 12:51:40 AM
Unbanned? by morGoth	Mar 22nd, 2003 08:59:36 AM
"I was banned in the USA" by Miami Mofo	Mar 23rd, 2003 06:12:09 AM
I was lost but now I'm found by elanor	Mar 23rd, 2003 09:33:39 AM
Whew! What an experience! by elanor	Mar 23rd, 2003 10:12:24 AM
Maybe this will help by elanor	Mar 23rd, 2003 10:18:07 AM
Ack! That was worse than being chained in Mandos for centuries! by morGoth	Mar 23rd, 2003 11:31:57 AM
I say we stay RIGHT HERE! by morGoth	Mar 23rd, 2003 11:53:29 AM
That was a narrow squeak! by daughter of time	Mar 23rd, 2003 01:09:49 PM
Musical nostalgia by daughter of time	Mar 23rd, 2003 02:14:53 PM
My posts are GONE? by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 23rd, 2003 08:27:14 PM
Crappy Oscar clip by elanor	Mar 23rd, 2003 10:09:20 PM
Oscars rather satisfying, on the whole... by daughter of time	Mar 24th, 2003 12:54:57 AM
So you were all deleted? Welcome to my world... by mortsleam	Mar 24th, 2003 09:36:22 AM
Yeah, yeah Oscars, Iraqi Freedom... by Conan_the_Humble	Mar 24th, 2003 09:38:14 AM
After DoT and elanor's widely spaced Verse Nine duet, it's time by Miami Mofo	Mar 24th, 2003 10:16:08 AM
Oscars. etc by elanor	Mar 24th, 2003 06:08:25 PM
Are you sure we were deleted? by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 25th, 2003 05:55:43 AM
HOSED! I HATE it when that happens! by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 25th, 2003 09:59:24 AM
AH! Now I've caught up on the drama! by Pallando Blue	Mar 25th, 2003 11:15:17 AM
Careful now, folx, proceed CAAAAAAREFULLY.... by Pallando Blue	Mar 25th, 2003 12:12:37 PM
I hope everyone remembers the significance of today's date. by daughter of time	Mar 25th, 2003 12:19:45 PM
Yes Pallandew by morGoth	Mar 25th, 2003 01:09:00 PM
So, MorGoth, that thing that got me banned ... by Thing-Fish	Mar 25th, 2003 01:41:56 PM
Quick check in before lunch...re: missing posts by mortsleam	Mar 25th, 2003 01:56:34 PM
Hmmm Thing-Fish by morGoth	Mar 25th, 2003 02:15:27 PM
OK, those blades.... by daughter of time	Mar 25th, 2003 02:30:28 PM
Why thank by morGoth	Mar 25th, 2003 02:31:03 PM
Great by Runelord	Mar 25th, 2003 02:50:05 PM
DoT, you are a brave lass! by morGoth	Mar 25th, 2003 02:52:24 PM
That's right Runelord! by morGoth	Mar 25th, 2003 02:57:19 PM
So you feel like dancing, eh? by Miami Mofo	Mar 25th, 2003 03:44:04 PM
MorGoth .... and those Westernesse blades by Thing-Fish	Mar 25th, 2003 03:45:08 PM
Belt, but no dagger by daughter of time	Mar 25th, 2003 03:57:55 PM
mortsleam, somebody at the "Indiana Jones" TB is hi-jacking our by morGoth	Mar 25th, 2003 04:11:34 PM
The Merry Elf-dagger... by morGoth	Mar 25th, 2003 04:17:17 PM
Yeah, I noticed that too morGoth. by mortsleam	Mar 25th, 2003 04:53:38 PM
I'm here by Shards of Narsil	Mar 25th, 2003 04:58:55 PM
Hobbit weapons by daughter of time	Mar 25th, 2003 05:54:42 PM
Daggers by Runelord	Mar 25th, 2003 06:30:16 PM
No, Runelord, not a sign of them by daughter of time	Mar 25th, 2003 07:38:33 PM
Miami, you have my keyboard by Runelord	Mar 25th, 2003 11:23:42 PM
It's Wednesday! and The Grand Finale! by Miami Mofo	Mar 26th, 2003 08:05:49 AM
Bath Song! by Runelord	Mar 26th, 2003 08:44:04 AM
Check it! by AliceInWonderlnd	Mar 26th, 2003 12:14:17 PM
Miami, you may have to revise the countdown by daughter of time	Mar 26th, 2003 12:21:52 PM
I don't think so DoT. by Miami Mofo	Mar 26th, 2003 07:55:15 PM
rotk by patto	Jul 21st, 2003 02:49:54 PM

About That RETURN OF THE KING Trailer...

Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.

I’ve been e-mailed roughly 27 grazillion times now about the description that TORN put up about a supposed RETURN OF THE KING trailer, asking why we haven’t linked to it yet or mentioned it yet.

I’ve just gotten off the phone with New Line, and they reconfirmed what we had discussed last week. The description is 100% hoax. Never happened. There is no trailer for ROTK yet. The guy also claims to have a finished videotape of the film. That would be the film that isn’t finished yet.

As soon as New Line has actually cut a trailer and decided where they’ll be releasing it, we’ll make sure to let you know.

"Moriarty" out.

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