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THE TWO TOWERS update! Truth about that 'review'... The Final 1-sheet and More!










Hey folks, Harry here... Doesn't that One Sheet just give ya the goosebumps? Well, since running that HOT DOG story yesterday, I've been poking around into it a bit, and here's what I've found. First of all, it seems the "INSIDER" at HOTDOG is often quite bogus. People were out to hang the reviewer as a fraud and the editor of HOTDOG responded with the following:

We have every confidence in our reviewer, who has been working in the film industry (on many major films, including LOTR) for over 15 years, and who obviously wants his/her identity kept under wraps. This person (one of Hotdog's industry insiders) has helped Hotdog break several scoops in the past (revealing details on the two Matrix sequels that were confirmed literally days after the magazine going on sale by the film's producer!), so we have no reason to doubt that he/she saw the film at an industry (not press) screening. Certainly everyone on the magazine is jealous, as TTT looks as though it's going to be the film of the year!

Andy McDermott Editor, Hotdog

If one is to presume this editor is telling the truth, then it is likely to presume that the alleged "INSIDER" would be someone that worked at Weta Digital. Now if you want to believe the review, I can tell you that on November 7th, THE TWO TOWERS was screened for some folks in New Zealand, and since that time there have been a couple of high profile screenings like the Cast screening recently. However, these screenings have been of the finished final print. And in talking with several folks that have seen the film, the one thing they've all said is... HELM'S DEEP IS NOT 45 MINUTES LONG, NO WHERE NEAR THAT LONG! Ok... So I asked, if it is reasonable that someone could mistake the amount of time if they got caught up in it? They all felt that there was no way someone could mistake a 15 minute battle for 45 minutes. I asked if an unobservant person could mistake the ISENGARD and Ents confrontation and just lump it in there with it. Again, they felt no observant person.

This combined with the overwhelming amount of email I've received from our British readers declaring that "The Insider" is a constant and total load of shit. While the enthusiasm is to be admired, it isn't very likely that the review is genuine. At this point it would merely be an act of faith. We should be seeing tons of reviews though beginning a week from tonight, as that is when the press screenings and the advancers will be seeing the film. I'm passing on seeing it early myself, so I can see it with my friends and family here in Austin. Yeah, I know, its killing me too. You may want to check out some of the new features that The Official Site has updated with.

Now below is a spoiler image... The Eyes of GOLLUM! This came from the site of LordoftheRings-Soundtrack where you can download GOLLUM'S SONG which I've just loved ever since getting the soundtrack last week. If you don't want to see his eyes till the film, don't scan down, but if you want to see a pair of CG eyes with soul... pan down...







































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Eyes
by mykll42
Nov 27th, 2002
05:21:43 AM
well this poster looks better
by CuervoJones
Nov 27th, 2002
05:22:48 AM
'Insider' my arse
by ThePantingMenace
Nov 27th, 2002
05:24:39 AM
That is a fantastic one sheet
by paulio
Nov 27th, 2002
05:25:07 AM
And so it goes
by Silvio Dante
Nov 27th, 2002
05:25:37 AM
real or cgi?...
by ABAR
Nov 27th, 2002
05:27:06 AM
So does this mean there's no dragon riding Nazgul either?
by F Timmie
Nov 27th, 2002
05:32:02 AM
It will all come down to lighting
by Scopa
Nov 27th, 2002
05:36:47 AM
Yup, I heard from an insider as well that the battle is indeed 4
by chuckrussel
Nov 27th, 2002
06:18:48 AM
yep I knew it utter Bullshit,
by Conan_the_Humble
Nov 27th, 2002
06:29:25 AM
The trouble with JarJar....
by jazzuk
Nov 27th, 2002
06:51:18 AM
I'm still not convinced by the review
by laguna_loire
Nov 27th, 2002
07:15:17 AM
TT on the net?
by jamh
Nov 27th, 2002
07:20:44 AM
TT on the net?
by jamh
Nov 27th, 2002
07:21:46 AM
TT on the net?
by jamh
Nov 27th, 2002
07:28:21 AM
sorry x2
by jamh
Nov 27th, 2002
07:31:04 AM
HotDog, from the publishers of Weekly World News
by JAGUART
Nov 27th, 2002
07:31:29 AM
Impressive Stuff...
by SlayerVixen
Nov 27th, 2002
07:33:05 AM
quicktime version of song?
by Y282
Nov 27th, 2002
07:52:16 AM
The trouble with JarJar...
by darebear
Nov 27th, 2002
08:00:02 AM
The trouble with Jar Jar
by EdHairless
Nov 27th, 2002
08:26:55 AM
Best Movie Poster EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by MinasTirithII
Nov 27th, 2002
08:28:28 AM
COMING SOON - Lord Of The Rings, THE MUSICAL!
by bowendesign
Nov 27th, 2002
09:13:30 AM
It seems like the folks at Time Magazine saw the movie...
by Batutta
Nov 27th, 2002
09:26:05 AM
The trouble with JarJar...
by jazzuk
Nov 27th, 2002
09:26:39 AM
south park
by Z of X
Nov 27th, 2002
09:31:22 AM
The insider is...
by IanTheGenius
Nov 27th, 2002
09:46:51 AM
Jar Jar was good, alright.
by Grand Digital
Nov 27th, 2002
09:54:14 AM
By the way...
by Avon
Nov 27th, 2002
10:09:07 AM
gollum's bastard child
by raker
Nov 27th, 2002
10:23:10 AM
"Transparently, obviously CG [eyes]".... my friend you haven't a
by empyreal0
Nov 27th, 2002
10:35:27 AM
LOTR = Boy Band
by theFury
Nov 27th, 2002
11:02:00 AM
Gollum=James Bond? (or Austin Powers?)
by GypsyTRobot
Nov 27th, 2002
11:50:50 AM
And there's more MUSICAL MADNESS -
by bowendesign
Nov 27th, 2002
11:52:34 AM
And there's more MUSICAL MADNESS -
by bowendesign
Nov 27th, 2002
11:54:06 AM
Run away fur boy
by raker
Nov 27th, 2002
12:01:57 PM
ENTS ENTS and WTF, Boy Band Comparison?
by LordWeymont
Nov 27th, 2002
12:16:14 PM
JAR JAR??!!
by SEATTLE SLEWW
Nov 27th, 2002
12:58:49 PM
Brand New TTT Clip(Spoilers)
by SlayerVixen
Nov 27th, 2002
01:34:33 PM
"TT on the net?" Um...no.
by minderbinder
Nov 27th, 2002
05:09:03 PM
gollum making cg history???
by gaboony
Nov 27th, 2002
05:15:05 PM
Fucking liar! That Hotdog review is bullshit, through and throug
by Cash Bailey
Nov 27th, 2002
05:26:01 PM
gollum's eyes
by JustAnotherGuy
Nov 27th, 2002
05:26:34 PM
Don't ya Just hate.......
by SlayerVixen
Nov 27th, 2002
05:28:47 PM
um.......
by JustAnotherGuy
Nov 27th, 2002
05:29:54 PM
Come on HOTDOG!
by GaSmAn
Nov 27th, 2002
05:35:16 PM
Why is a fake Bjork crooning for Gollum?
by GypsyTRobot
Nov 27th, 2002
05:44:29 PM
There were real actors in Star Wars Episode 2?
by ar42
Nov 27th, 2002
05:52:10 PM
HodDog = AICN of British Magazines? Urge to kill rising, rising
by nazismasher
Nov 27th, 2002
05:54:39 PM
Fuckin' 30 day licenses on songs!
by Monkey Lover
Nov 27th, 2002
05:56:33 PM
Oh, and yeah, that poster hits the sweet spot!
by nazismasher
Nov 27th, 2002
05:56:56 PM
Hmm...
by Monkey Lover
Nov 27th, 2002
05:59:07 PM
A new power is rising...
by JustAnotherGuy
Nov 27th, 2002
06:00:47 PM
Does Legolas have any lines in this movie?
by Monkey Lover
Nov 27th, 2002
06:07:57 PM
There are a few things in the Hot Dog 'Review" that just don't r
by ol' painless
Nov 27th, 2002
06:14:27 PM
WAY more better than this final poster.....
by SonnyChiba
Nov 27th, 2002
06:16:48 PM
"The Two Towers" is almost here and Star Wars is truly dead!
by JarJar25
Nov 27th, 2002
06:18:01 PM
Ok, then I'm really worried about Helms Deep then...
by Castor777
Nov 27th, 2002
06:21:22 PM
45 minute battle
by coop
Nov 27th, 2002
06:28:06 PM
theFury = Bitter Star Wars Fan
by King_Midas
Nov 27th, 2002
06:37:15 PM
jaar jaar, eh?
by spide-ed
Nov 27th, 2002
06:48:36 PM
Catch Me If You Can! The New Oscar Fave! Hurrah!
by Monkey Lover
Nov 27th, 2002
06:50:22 PM
The Trouble with Jar Jar (The fact)
by Miss Aura
Nov 27th, 2002
07:57:03 PM
More on Jar Jar
by King_Midas
Nov 27th, 2002
08:15:46 PM
I guess I'm the lone man out
by Edward Rooney
Nov 27th, 2002
08:18:04 PM
The pimple-laden ass that is Pud has bared himself again!
by King_Midas
Nov 27th, 2002
08:21:25 PM
Racist
by pandamaster83
Nov 27th, 2002
08:40:55 PM
Smells like teen
by BrianBoru
Nov 27th, 2002
08:45:58 PM
"Come on Gimli"
by pandamaster83
Nov 27th, 2002
08:49:50 PM
"Come on Gimli"
by pandamaster83
Nov 27th, 2002
08:52:18 PM
Clips from TTT
by pandamaster83
Nov 27th, 2002
08:55:15 PM
"Come, Gimli!"
by King_Midas
Nov 27th, 2002
09:00:08 PM
shit damn!
by imageburn13
Nov 27th, 2002
09:05:27 PM
I agree - the TTT will be perfect
by King_Midas
Nov 27th, 2002
09:09:15 PM
Yeah
by pandamaster83
Nov 27th, 2002
09:11:46 PM
two towers insider review
by robinwood
Nov 27th, 2002
09:12:15 PM
oh yea
by imageburn13
Nov 27th, 2002
09:14:13 PM
Nazgul
by pandamaster83
Nov 27th, 2002
09:17:24 PM
Oh yeah?
by pandamaster83
Nov 27th, 2002
09:21:27 PM
Gollum will be sweet!
by King_Midas
Nov 27th, 2002
09:22:36 PM
hiyaa!
by imageburn13
Nov 27th, 2002
09:37:57 PM
Can We Still Be Friends? OR... "We Could Pass Through the Revie
by jollydwarf
Nov 27th, 2002
09:41:26 PM
Correction OR "Collapsing"
by jollydwarf
Nov 27th, 2002
09:43:00 PM
Jollydwarf
by King_Midas
Nov 27th, 2002
09:53:07 PM
just for fun,
by imageburn13
Nov 27th, 2002
10:52:50 PM
It's entirely possible
by FreeJack
Nov 28th, 2002
12:20:54 AM
Racial Issues Addressed In Last Minute Cut of The Two Towers!
by MissOgynist
Nov 28th, 2002
12:26:22 AM
Last-minute cut addresses racism and other flaws in LOTR:TT!
by MissOgynist
Nov 28th, 2002
12:29:11 AM
Fake Reviews? The Movie Cant Be That Bad Cant It?
by NickFoley
Nov 28th, 2002
01:56:55 AM
Compare to Yoda not Jar Jar
by shadowboxnyc
Nov 28th, 2002
02:08:03 AM
LOTR (& Harry Potter)....Impressive but Boring
by Percy Veerance
Nov 28th, 2002
03:51:57 AM
Gollum looks shitty
by jerryjoejoe
Nov 28th, 2002
04:06:41 AM
The problem with JarJar...
by darebear
Nov 28th, 2002
04:25:04 AM
Look I'm sorry about this but it needs to be said......
by Gabba-UK
Nov 28th, 2002
04:33:11 AM
Look I'm sorry about this but it needs to be said......
by Gabba-UK
Nov 28th, 2002
04:35:11 AM
I'm Back
by barrywhite
Nov 28th, 2002
04:39:41 AM
THE STATE OF THE ART.....
by workshed
Nov 28th, 2002
04:54:01 AM
I'm dissapointed in this talkback.
by Aquafresh
Nov 28th, 2002
06:09:38 AM
TTT album complete in mp3
by Tony Clifton 2
Nov 28th, 2002
06:34:54 AM
Well, we all knew that Hotdog was worthless...
by HuanTheMagicDog
Nov 28th, 2002
07:45:45 AM
WHY _MOST_ CGI SUCKS
by Fish Tank
Nov 28th, 2002
10:21:39 AM
Was Elijah Wood CGI?
by velocity
Nov 28th, 2002
10:48:22 AM
The Two Towers: prepare to be DISAPPOINTED
by Orson W
Nov 28th, 2002
10:59:32 AM
The Two Towers: prepare to be DISAPPOINTED
by Orson W
Nov 28th, 2002
11:01:36 AM
FOTR was a "cultural travesty"
by Mani
Nov 28th, 2002
11:05:11 AM
LOTR fans are bitter
by madeofstone
Nov 28th, 2002
11:24:10 AM
Jackson ruined my Lord Of The Rings!
by Skeletor500
Nov 28th, 2002
12:23:58 PM
Gollum's Song SUX!
by PanDuh
Nov 28th, 2002
02:31:17 PM
Cough, cough... monkey Island rip-off... Cough.
by JustLuke
Nov 28th, 2002
02:37:39 PM
What's wrong with these threads?
by Sepulchrave
Nov 28th, 2002
02:49:41 PM
What's wrong with these threads?
by Sepulchrave
Nov 28th, 2002
02:53:26 PM
More whinging Hobbits taking long walks in the countryside?
by Tailgunner22
Nov 28th, 2002
04:55:25 PM
And around we go again for one more spin on the troll roller coa
by BG
Nov 28th, 2002
05:03:03 PM
happy turkey day yanks
by raker
Nov 28th, 2002
07:13:46 PM
Nice work Elanor,
by Conan_the_Humble
Nov 28th, 2002
08:34:20 PM
I dont know
by Brian_De_Man
Nov 28th, 2002
09:25:44 PM
Hardcore Tolkien
by db1animal
Nov 28th, 2002
09:29:46 PM
Well said, Elanor
by Ribbons
Nov 29th, 2002
12:28:46 AM
What In The Fuck?
by Dres
Nov 29th, 2002
04:08:47 AM
Lord OF The Rings Total Film Articles
by Dolmes
Nov 29th, 2002
05:15:56 AM
Thomas da' Bomb-adil
by Tom Bombadil
Nov 29th, 2002
05:56:31 AM
I take it most of the people posting here are yanks?
by mulvaney
Nov 29th, 2002
06:15:08 AM
is that a "Evita" poster??
by padme's thong
Nov 29th, 2002
07:34:16 AM
I'm a believer now...
by darthschneider67
Nov 29th, 2002
10:36:17 AM
I've lost all hope for these films
by Sabirs
Nov 29th, 2002
11:27:33 AM
New Empire & Total Film confirm 45 minute Helm's Deep battle
by Payndz
Nov 29th, 2002
12:31:00 PM
Sabirs you FOOL!!
by Snake-eyes
Nov 29th, 2002
12:48:45 PM
COME ON DEC 18TH!!!
by Snake-eyes
Nov 29th, 2002
12:59:15 PM
Gandalf is a break-dancing Oprah.
by velocity
Nov 29th, 2002
01:08:11 PM
the f** is that i`ve got to wait till dec. 20th!!! i guess i sho
by drjones
Nov 29th, 2002
01:52:46 PM
Sepulchrave
by LeoO
Nov 29th, 2002
02:45:04 PM
Reality Checkoff List
by Tom Bombadil
Nov 29th, 2002
02:53:44 PM
13th of december
by bubbardo
Nov 29th, 2002
04:10:15 PM
Gollum's Song..
by JackLint
Nov 29th, 2002
04:30:53 PM
LeoO
by Sepulchrave
Nov 29th, 2002
04:32:12 PM
sorry, not finished...
by Sepulchrave
Nov 29th, 2002
04:52:21 PM
Gollum's song
by pandamaster83
Nov 29th, 2002
05:10:03 PM
HARRY!! Go get the latest issue of TIME magazine RIGHT FLIPPIN'
by Kwame
Nov 29th, 2002
05:47:39 PM
Let me try and squeeze out some caring.
by MyNameDoesn'tFit
Nov 29th, 2002
06:38:17 PM
Sepulchrave
by Kaitain
Nov 29th, 2002
08:34:42 PM
Confused over Helm's Deep...
by SamWave
Nov 30th, 2002
04:41:56 AM
Just to make it clear..
by Sepulchrave
Nov 30th, 2002
06:18:13 AM
and do be careful..
by Sepulchrave
Nov 30th, 2002
06:28:47 AM
Fellowship extended version
by SCOTTVADER
Nov 30th, 2002
09:45:39 AM
Ain't It Cool News - soon to be Ain't LOTR Cool News
by Spam Gamgee
Nov 30th, 2002
09:48:16 AM
Re: FOTR was a "cultural travesty"
by Spam Gamgee
Nov 30th, 2002
10:15:28 AM
Re: FOTR "a cultural travesty"
by Mani
Nov 30th, 2002
10:39:23 AM
Dragonlance
by ikensteiner
Nov 30th, 2002
01:32:56 PM
On hyperbole versus cool reporting.
by Sepulchrave
Nov 30th, 2002
01:34:15 PM
Two more little things...
by Sepulchrave
Nov 30th, 2002
01:47:09 PM
movie question for you Sepulchrave
by The_Fiend
Nov 30th, 2002
02:04:19 PM
socialist films
by frank cotton
Nov 30th, 2002
03:39:03 PM
can't see the forest for the trees.
by Lake Lady
Nov 30th, 2002
06:39:48 PM
can't see the forest for the trees.
by Lake Lady
Nov 30th, 2002
06:44:48 PM
Whilst we wait for some new LOTR news.....
by Snake-eyes
Nov 30th, 2002
06:58:56 PM
Erm
by pandamaster83
Nov 30th, 2002
07:45:23 PM
damn
by pandamaster83
Nov 30th, 2002
07:46:23 PM
Snake-Eyes
by Ribbons
Nov 30th, 2002
08:49:45 PM
Answer to your question Snake Eyes
by Miss Aura
Nov 30th, 2002
09:42:59 PM
Snake-Eyes questions.......Karl Marx Baggins
by Orson W
Dec 1st, 2002
09:57:50 AM
Re: Re: FOTR "a cultural travesty"
by Spam Gamgee
Dec 1st, 2002
10:55:32 AM
perhaps you didn't read what I wrote, Orson
by The_Fiend
Dec 1st, 2002
11:37:21 AM
Wasn't referring to your post at all, Fiend
by Orson W
Dec 1st, 2002
12:02:17 PM
socialism (real) is sorta communism lite
by frank cotton
Dec 1st, 2002
01:20:56 PM
ok Gollums eyes are cool; but...
by steje
Dec 1st, 2002
03:26:30 PM
this thread is dead, but..
by Sepulchrave
Dec 5th, 2002
10:30:27 AM
THE TWO TOWERS: REad IF UR A BIG FAN
by enigmon
Jan 15th, 2003
12:24:11 AM

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