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Ya know how you were always dreaming of a remake of BREAKFAST OF TIFFANY'S with Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford'

WELL WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!! DON'T BE FUCKING STUPID!!!!

Sorry folks, usually I like to be calm and intelligent and let Moriarty just shoot his mouth off, but the idea of Harrison Ford trying to remake BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S with... Calista Flockhart... well it just made that whole gag reflex start forcing up all nice thoughts I've ever had about Harrison Ford and placed them into the swirling goddess of blue water. I made some initial inquiries into this rumor, and it sounds like there have been motions like these being made. ALL I CAN SAY IS DON'T DO IT! If Ford and Calista are all wonder struck in love and want a film to exhibit their undying love, which will transcend and entrance all that see the glory of their mutual attraction and chemistry... WELL, don't do it in a remake, find a director that understands love on camera like Paul THOMAS Anderson or Patrice Leconte and develop a new project with them. Be ORIGINAL, not memorex. BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S is one of the few perfect films in this world or any other. Leave it be, please.

Harry,

I don't know if you have been tipped of to this already: but apparently Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford are out to buy remake rights to "Breakfast at Tiffanys" so she can play Hepburn, and he can play Peppard.

Gill.

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Couples working together...
by bluelou_boyle
Nov 15th, 2002
04:53:50 AM
Didn't Ford learn his lesson from Sabrina?
by Gheorghe Zamfir
Nov 15th, 2002
04:56:25 AM
On second thought...
by Gheorghe Zamfir
Nov 15th, 2002
04:57:59 AM
The REAL casting question
by St.Buggering
Nov 15th, 2002
05:06:16 AM
Harrison Bored
by Grand Digital
Nov 15th, 2002
05:06:58 AM
No, no, a thousand times no!
by Ged
Nov 15th, 2002
05:07:16 AM
Let's be a little more specific when saying Paul Anderson and pu
by Zod_Is_Back
Nov 15th, 2002
05:07:35 AM
BaT not perfect for one reason...
by woemcats
Nov 15th, 2002
05:19:05 AM
As long as Harrison finds a way to point his finger at her in th
by gurglesnap
Nov 15th, 2002
05:26:30 AM
Mr. Rooney is a pedophile!
by Tigger99
Nov 15th, 2002
05:26:40 AM
NNNOOOOO!!!!!
by Aranel
Nov 15th, 2002
05:46:38 AM
NO.
by Basher_Tarr
Nov 15th, 2002
05:55:09 AM
Fuck Them
by sjanich
Nov 15th, 2002
06:11:25 AM
Well... it really was inevitable.. they HAD to do a movie togeth
by DoggyDaddi
Nov 15th, 2002
06:13:48 AM
Forget Breakfast At Tiffany's...
by DarkZero
Nov 15th, 2002
06:15:11 AM
What's worse than vanity projects for actors?
by Silvio Dante
Nov 15th, 2002
06:20:54 AM
And hopefully she'll eat that breakfast.
by Silvio Dante
Nov 15th, 2002
06:24:04 AM
To the Mr. Rooney news retard.
by PattyOGreen
Nov 15th, 2002
06:33:38 AM
bluelou_boyle, you forgot the Titanic of "couples movies"...
by Margot_Tenenbaum
Nov 15th, 2002
07:46:43 AM

by sonofcliff
Nov 15th, 2002
07:50:34 AM
Well, there was Warren Beatty and Annette Bening in "Love Affair
by TimBenzedrine
Nov 15th, 2002
08:41:45 AM
Actually...
by rev_skarekroe
Nov 15th, 2002
08:46:27 AM
And didn't we already see an Audrey Hepburn remake recently that
by TimBenzedrine
Nov 15th, 2002
08:52:10 AM
I can't imagine this is true...
by Uga
Nov 15th, 2002
08:58:13 AM
We've already suffered through a "reimagining" of Breakfast At T
by 007-11
Nov 15th, 2002
09:38:45 AM
Actually, this could work if...
by Tycho Anomaly
Nov 15th, 2002
11:02:55 AM
This could work
by WhiskeyRiver
Nov 15th, 2002
12:01:14 PM
If they want to work together so badly. . .
by WhiskeyRiver
Nov 15th, 2002
12:50:21 PM
Finally, a role fit for Harrison
by Lazarus Long
Nov 15th, 2002
12:57:24 PM
I'm a very stylish girl
by tav
Nov 15th, 2002
12:59:55 PM
If you were Harrison Ford...
by God Shamgodd
Nov 15th, 2002
01:04:26 PM
Who is playing the obnoxious myopic Asian neighbor? Nuriki "Pat"
by Spacesheik
Nov 15th, 2002
01:11:21 PM
I dreamt of this movie, but with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Freddi
by GenericGeek
Nov 15th, 2002
01:25:27 PM
Me, too
by WhiskeyRiver
Nov 15th, 2002
01:33:14 PM
PLEASE let Harrison Ford do a big-budget Western
by riskebiz
Nov 15th, 2002
01:33:22 PM
Grand Digital
by Glass
Nov 15th, 2002
01:34:11 PM
Mr. Ford
by WhiskeyRiver
Nov 15th, 2002
01:50:59 PM
Calm down....It will never happen
by Steal_Dragon
Nov 15th, 2002
01:54:34 PM
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S "perfect?"
by Harry Weinstein
Nov 15th, 2002
02:40:28 PM
And since Chaffro hasn't spoken up yet, they ought to call it "F
by TimBenzedrine
Nov 15th, 2002
04:30:15 PM
I know this is way off topic, but maybe someone could help me ou
by TimBenzedrine
Nov 15th, 2002
04:42:06 PM
Silvio Danta "And hopefully she'll eat that breakfast"
by Alpha Zebra
Nov 15th, 2002
04:44:48 PM
Thanks, I'm here all week
by Silvio Dante
Nov 15th, 2002
05:26:48 PM
This will never get made
by Son Of Batboy
Nov 15th, 2002
07:20:39 PM
Old man Ford is on lucky guy!
by NYC
Nov 15th, 2002
08:55:18 PM
I agree with Tycho
by Touch of Evil
Nov 15th, 2002
09:12:48 PM
Did Edward Rooney every say 'Your ass is mine' in FBDO? YES!
by I Hate Movies
Nov 16th, 2002
12:17:20 AM
Dragon
by Weeble
Nov 16th, 2002
02:22:31 AM
Correction
by Weeble
Nov 16th, 2002
02:49:49 AM
Mr. Rooney!
by Shrevie
Nov 16th, 2002
03:49:47 AM
I hope Teeny Skinny Twig Bitch and Old Man Harry gets SWEPT AWAY
by MentallyMariah
Nov 16th, 2002
05:32:27 AM
Say it aint so...
by Evil Chicken
Nov 16th, 2002
08:42:04 AM
Whats the big deal?
by nobodys perfect
Nov 16th, 2002
02:11:43 PM
Wrong cast, but a superior version of Capote's Novella is possib
by Kieran
Nov 16th, 2002
02:23:03 PM
MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT! MAN IN SUIT!
by cozmicmonkeychow
Nov 16th, 2002
06:43:19 PM
Ford is a whore...
by rap12
Nov 16th, 2002
09:16:09 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR RRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
by Ronnie_Dobbs
Nov 16th, 2002
11:11:52 PM
There should be a law
by sharmuta
Nov 17th, 2002
11:35:30 AM
If Ford plays Peppard...
by CapnZebbie
Nov 17th, 2002
02:37:09 PM
Um
by MovieChick2
Nov 17th, 2002
08:16:22 PM
hey! anyone! yo!
by imageburn13
Nov 17th, 2002
10:05:06 PM

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