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A Dad and his 13 Year Old Son see SPIDER-MAN!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... read this, then dance naked in a circle of drool.... MUST SEE MOVIE!!!!!!! TIRED OF NOT SEEING IT! I have it so bad that yesterday I was in a park kissing some dude in a Spider-Man costume... I noticed somebody with a camera, so I stopped, but the man didn't show me the movie like he promised. BASTARD. Not fair. MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE.... Show Now!

Review of Spiderman.

Just saw a screening of Spiderman in NYC last night at the Loews E-Walk theater on 42nd street, and I'm thrilled to say this: Best introduction to a superhero, E-V-E-R! This one blows them all away! The only film that comes close to this one is X-Men. The cast is excellent (Wait till you get a load of JK Simmons as Jonah Jameson). The screenplay is truly tops and the effects are, at times, thrilling to behold (the last scene will simply stop your heart for all you Spidey freaks who've been dreaming your whole lives of being able to throw webs and fly through Manhattan).

I was excited to attend the screening, no doubt, but, I'm a hard core film-o-phile so, I was expecting to find major flaws and weaknesses. I'm relieved to say there were none to speak of. At least not in the first hour.

In fact, that first hour was, in my humble estimation, practically flawless. Peter Parker's transformation into Spiderman is thrillingly, deliciously executed. The first hour was one of the most pleasant I've ever spent at an action-movie screening. Fans, you can all relax. Tobey Maguire is really, really great.

The middle did, however, drag for about 15 to 20 minutes or so. Somewhere throughout the scenes where Osborn attacks Aunt May which leads to this whole hospital scene which sort of drags until Osborne finally trains his sights on the l-o-v-e-l-y Kirsten Dunst. I thought that whole bit could have been cut and it wouldn't have hurt the movie one bit.

The battle in Times Square is, I think, a bit uneven also. Osborne dispatches his enemies a little too quickly if you ask me. And after his enemies are wasted, we go get right back to the over-amped story about Spiderman/PP being in love with Kirsten and saving Kirsten's ass. Who the hell knows? Who the hell cares?

And for all of the talk about the effects? Sure, they look a bit cartoonish at times. But, so what? I'll take a good script and a quality director over a few flawed effects any day. Remember "imagination"? Unlike Lucas at least Raimi still trusts his audience has one.

PS: I saw the flick with my 13 year old son, who ab-so-lut-ly LOVED IT!

After the movie, while riding home to Brooklyn in a cab I said, 'I'm going to see it again.' Hoping he would say, yeah, me too! Instead, he replied, 'yeah I'll probably go see it a couple of times with my friends.'

Sad isn't it?

Sadder still is the notion that I'll probably beg him to let me tag along.

meek in NYC

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by Zucko
Apr 25th, 2002
06:32:19 AM
Spidey sense tingling all righty!
by Bari Umenema
Apr 25th, 2002
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"Don't make me Sam Rami, Gobby. You wouldn't like me wh
by Tall_Boy
Apr 25th, 2002
07:06:01 AM
What is that line from?
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Apr 25th, 2002
07:12:52 AM
The "angry" line
by RobinP
Apr 25th, 2002
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The "angry line" is also...
by granhalcon
Apr 25th, 2002
07:54:18 AM
Wrong
by SexyLexy
Apr 25th, 2002
08:11:30 AM
Affleck also said that line in DOGMA.
by Cash Bailey
Apr 25th, 2002
08:42:59 AM
"Angry" at its best"
by Juggernaut125
Apr 25th, 2002
08:50:08 AM
Thanks
by Jabbathenutt
Apr 25th, 2002
09:19:20 AM
quick qupping quandry
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I just remembered
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by apostleX
Apr 25th, 2002
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Apostle X-
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Apr 25th, 2002
10:08:49 AM
Apostle X-
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Apr 25th, 2002
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Multiple Viewings
by TechLord
Apr 25th, 2002
10:37:53 AM
re: Juggernaut125
by pedant
Apr 25th, 2002
11:04:05 AM
Hey apostleX...
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11:13:21 AM
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by clemwriter
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um, Deliciously Executed
by BurlIvesLeftNut
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11:51:56 AM
I'm sorry?
by Ernst Blofeld
Apr 25th, 2002
11:54:36 AM
Hahaha!
by tylerdurden
Apr 25th, 2002
11:59:14 AM
"The only film that comes close to this one is X-Men"- Ummm, yea
by superhero
Apr 25th, 2002
12:39:14 PM
you people are really saps if "awesome fx" can make you believe
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Apr 25th, 2002
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Aerosmith raped my childhood!!!!
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12:48:58 PM
superhomo
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01:05:41 PM
A Maverik & His Three Year Old Son See Spider-Man.
by Buzz Maverik
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Jesus, Buzz, what kind of weird ass redneck are you???
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Ozzy Ozbourne Attacks Aunt May?
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Apr 25th, 2002
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Strengths and weaknesses.
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Apr 25th, 2002
02:13:51 PM
that review is dy-no-mite! Seriously, its ex-cel-lent!
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Apr 25th, 2002
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"Real Buzz Mavericks Are Intelligent & Talk".
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Apr 25th, 2002
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Buzz
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by drjones
Apr 25th, 2002
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This talkback is messed...
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Apr 25th, 2002
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Crimewave dvd?
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Apr 25th, 2002
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Spidey & AOTC!!
by darth_cheerios
Apr 25th, 2002
03:03:37 PM
that theme music....
by donaldsutherland
Apr 25th, 2002
03:08:15 PM
Chucker.....
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Apr 25th, 2002
03:11:02 PM
Thanks To The Chucker & Psynapse! Oh, Bezman, You Got Me A Good
by Buzz Maverik
Apr 25th, 2002
03:27:47 PM
re-phrase on Spidey "CARTOON" look.
by apostleX
Apr 25th, 2002
04:29:22 PM
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Apr 25th, 2002
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If you wore a spider-suit under your clothes all the time, would
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Apr 25th, 2002
04:50:31 PM
DARTH Cheerios...
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Apr 25th, 2002
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christopher3
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Question
by kgbmanx
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X-Men lameness? sorta...
by empyreal0
Apr 25th, 2002
05:06:23 PM
Hey lay off of Buzz....
by Bad Guy
Apr 25th, 2002
05:54:23 PM
The Soundtrack doesn't suck, Aerosmith and Sum 41 suck
by SilenceofFreedom
Apr 25th, 2002
06:19:49 PM
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by SilenceofFreedom
Apr 25th, 2002
06:22:08 PM
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Don'cha Love It When They Come Back For More? Actually, Burl
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Apr 25th, 2002
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This is a plant!
by Blue Devil
Apr 25th, 2002
07:02:06 PM
almightysarlacc you're a complete moron...
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Apr 25th, 2002
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This guys on crack...
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Keep 'Em Coming, Buzz
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Hey Buzz
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A rant aimed at jerkwad PLANT whiners...
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While I'm at it...
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Sticky fingers...
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thin gloves
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11:19:09 PM
Buzz Maverik
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Buzz Maverik
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Apr 26th, 2002
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Buzz cant be a redneck
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Apr 26th, 2002
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One question that is never addressed in the reviews...
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Apr 26th, 2002
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Unca Buzz... when's you gonna stomp this here li'l basta
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morons
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Evil Reader...
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what is up with this buzz love (-love +weiner) fest?!
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lay off CGI
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Saw the HBO "First Look"...
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Apr 26th, 2002
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Jabbathenutt, RE "angry" line
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King Kong: READ THE POST YOU IDIOT!
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Fortunately, Mary Jane Doesn't Say "Face It , Tiger, You Hit
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Apr 26th, 2002
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Buzz Maverik, you're my hero
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Sarcasm?
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I'm No Hero, Bezman. I Just An Average Joe...
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Dude, take your meds.
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I wonder...
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Buzz Maverik = Super Genius?
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Apr 26th, 2002
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Credit where it's due
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Apr 26th, 2002
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See, If Bezman & I Can Agree On The Fact That He Is Meaningless,
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Apr 26th, 2002
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Bez funnier than Buzz - this time.
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Apr 26th, 2002
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Who is the real Buzz Maverik?
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Apr 26th, 2002
03:47:51 PM
Also, I Agree With Schopenhauer When He Said A) Music Is The Mos
by Buzz Maverik
Apr 26th, 2002
03:51:06 PM
buzz
by grammarcop
Apr 26th, 2002
03:56:50 PM
not a pseudonym
by BurlIvesLeftNut
Apr 26th, 2002
03:58:58 PM
Actually, Billy Talent's Post & (Yes) Burl's Last Post W
by Buzz Maverik
Apr 26th, 2002
04:00:41 PM
HA! Got you! I don't have a mother!
by BurlIvesLeftNut
Apr 26th, 2002
04:04:13 PM
I'm Sure We All Agree That We Can Safely Ignore Anyone Who C
by Buzz Maverik
Apr 26th, 2002
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does anyone else see this?
by grammarcop
Apr 26th, 2002
04:05:38 PM
Yeah, Burl, The Old Lady Doesn't Want To Admitt To Knowing Y
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Apr 26th, 2002
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Clarification?
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Apr 26th, 2002
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Where are my pills?
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"Daddy, why does that lady have boobies like mommy's?"
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Apr 26th, 2002
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KnightWing, I know exactly what you mean,
by TimBenzedrine
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131st!!!!! (Yes I counted; it's a slow day at the office)
by helvis
Apr 26th, 2002
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Thanks, Sherlock! Glad You're Here! And Since We KNOW Bezman
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The Buzz Is Back!
by Billy Talent
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Also, Sherlock Holmes, I Should Point Out That Chuck Is One Of T
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you know, my pa gave me some advice on my wedding day
by kojiro
Apr 26th, 2002
07:51:24 PM
actually, Buzz
by BurlIvesLeftNut
Apr 26th, 2002
08:56:58 PM
you
by THEgayGuy
Apr 26th, 2002
10:34:45 PM
Buzz needs defending?
by The Chucker
Apr 27th, 2002
12:13:59 AM
What if Parker lived in semewhere else?
by The Chucker
Apr 27th, 2002
12:26:19 AM
Mini-Screenplay. Fade In:
by Buzz Maverik
Apr 27th, 2002
12:31:56 AM
Final Words To BurlIvesLeftNut & Bezman.
by Buzz Maverik
Apr 27th, 2002
12:48:32 AM
This might be old news, but...
by The Chucker
Apr 27th, 2002
01:38:59 AM
Final Thoughts
by bezman1
Apr 27th, 2002
02:55:40 AM
Bezman, you twit.
by Why Zass
Apr 27th, 2002
05:47:51 AM
I can't tell you.....
by Andy Andy
Apr 27th, 2002
05:49:30 PM
Why Zass
by Andy Andy
Apr 27th, 2002
05:53:37 PM
That Was Bezman, Ladies & Gentlemen...
by Buzz Maverik
Apr 27th, 2002
11:44:31 PM
Let that be a lesson to you kids
by Billy Talent
Apr 28th, 2002
12:58:49 AM
hahahaha
by BurlIvesLeftNut
Apr 28th, 2002
11:22:15 AM
I was at the same screening and...
by Betelgeuse
Apr 28th, 2002
12:24:11 PM
BurlIvesLeftNut, From One Talkback Badass To Another...
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Apr 28th, 2002
05:57:05 PM
Jeez! If They'd Get Something New Here, We All Wouldn't
by Buzz Maverik
Apr 28th, 2002
06:47:03 PM
Gotta say, this talkback keeps me comin' back for more.
by Aquafresh
Apr 28th, 2002
06:54:48 PM
Where is the news?
by Billy Talent
Apr 28th, 2002
09:04:49 PM
Buzz, what does that mean?
by BurlIvesLeftNut
Apr 28th, 2002
10:08:30 PM
Todd
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Is it all over? Then hear The Barrelrider pass judgement!
by BarrelRider
Apr 30th, 2002
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Andy-squared... (hey, your last name isn't Duran Duran, is i
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