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MORIARTY Has Seen THE TWO TOWERS Trailer!! This Friday Can't Come Soon Enough!!

Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.

Good morning, world. I'm going to use the same first paragraph on each of the stories I post this morning, because I want to make sure it's read by as many visitors to the site as possible this morning. In everyone's rush to view the Oscars, the Independent Spirit Awards got overlooked, as usual, and I want to send all congratulations out to such worthy winners as Tom Wilkinson and Sissy Spacek, Chris Nolan and Carrie-Anne Moss, Daniel Clowes and Terry Zwigoff and Steve Buscemi, and MEMENTO and AMELIE. That's not to slight the remarkable accomplishment of Halle Berry and Denzel Washington last night, but simply to recognize that a lot of worthy people picked up awards this weekend, and there's more than one game in town.

So the strangest thing just happened to me.

I'm sitting here in the Labs, post-Oscars, having just run my guests home, and I'm getting ready to make a few notes on things and go to bed when there was a sound... a shuddering, like a great wind rushing through the room... and papers blew up in a flurry all around me. I jumped up and began to snatch them out of the air, pausing, my task forgotten, as I saw Gandalf The White standing in the doorway.

He held out his hand, and there in his palm, I saw the Palantir, and in the depths of that glass sphere, I saw something familiar. I leaned closer. Yes... it was the last few moments of FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING. There's Sam... there's Frodo... there's the distant fires of Mount Doom.

I looked up at Gandalf, afraid to ask him anything. He's much more imposing in person, keep in mind. "Ummm... this is very nice," I said, smiling as broadly as I could, "but I actually saw this already a few times..."

The fire I saw in his eyes, the fire that had burned away his old persona at the bottom of some forgotten pit of Moria, caused me to cringe back a bit, afraid I had offended him. When he spoke, though, it was with a deceptive sort of quiet, a hush. "Keep watching," he said.

So I looked again, and I saw the last shot of the film fade to black, and the first of the end titles came up...

... only it didn't. It wasn't the first of the end titles. The screen said "Coming this Christmas," and a sudden electric shock ran down my spine as I realized what Gandalf was showing me. "The journey continues" came up, then gave way to a shot of a pin lying in the grass, shaped like a leaf. Someone leaned in, picked it up, and the camera TILTS UP to the face of Aragorn.

And as soon as you see those shots of Aragorn and Gimli and Legolas on the hunt for Merry and Pippin, you know that everything you liked about FELLOWSHIP is going to be back this time around. Andrew Lesnie's Academy-Award winning cinematography is just as grand and sweeping this time out. The first few images show us the search for Merry and Pippin, but quickly, we are reintroduced to Gandalf The White in an image that should give you some idea of what I encountered here in the Labs tonight, a powerful wizard, bristling with barely restrained might. This is not the frail old man of the first film; not at all.

The dialogue flew past, and I wasn't prepared to write it all down. "So... Gandalf Grayhaven believes he has found the Lost King Of Gondor," muses Saruman, even as Gandalf speaks directly to Isildur's conflicted heir. "Sauron is not yet so powerful that he is without fear. He fears you, Aragorn. He fears what you may become." There are shots here hinting at the future of Aragorn, at the destiny that is his to claim, and the trailer just keeps ramping up, building steam.

We see Sam and Frodo in the Dead Marshes. "The Ring..." says Frodo. "It grows heavier." Galadriel speaks to someone, pain on her face: "Frodo will not survive this task."

And then it's just one shot right after another, and we're getting our first looks at the characters. We're seeing Theoden and Grima Wormtongue (dear god, Brad Dourif looks perfect) and Faramir and Eowyn, and then two particularly striking shots of Arwen laid out as if dead, and at this point, the images just race by, and we're seeing landscapes and that glorious Howard Shore score just keeps building, and every single frame of Helm's Deep is intense, foreboding, with a couple of battle shots that will make your jaw drop (the ladders being thrown up against the wall and knocked away just as fast while sheets of arrows volley back and forth), and then, HOLY SHIT WAS THAT TREEBEARD?! And even more shots flash by, and wait a minute, was that four minutes? How can that already be four minutes? I WANT MORE!! I WANT MORE!! I WANT...

... and then those last few shots creep up on you, Gollum creeping down the side of the mountain towards the sleeping Sam and Frodo, hissing under his breath about "the cursed hobbitsesss... cursed thievessssss..." and just as he's reaching out for the Ring, Frodo opens his eyes, and...

... Gandalf snatched the Palantir away from me. I cried out and reached for it, but he shook his head. "Greedy boy, I have others to show this to, and far to travel still tonight."

"Just one more time," I begged, but this only made him laugh, and then I could see the old Gandalf in there, behind those kind eyes.

"It will be in theaters on Friday," he said, "in over 40 different international markets. It will be the same trailer worldwide, all four minutes of it, and New Line is working some magic of their own just to have it ready. It will be there on March 29, and you can see it to your heart's content then. In the meantime, maybe Harry or Quint can fill in some details you missed."

I wanted to ask him if he was on his way to Austin, or if he'd already been, but by that point he was gone, and I found myself here, typing frantically. I hope Gandalf appears for these other guys tonight, because I'm on sensory overload trying to describe what I saw. Maybe they can tell you what Theoden says. Hell, I think the scene in the trailer is the scene Harry was there to watch them film with Bernard Hill. All I know is, as a LOTR fan, I was very pleased by what I saw and heard. Fans around the world are getting a love letter this Friday, cut by Jackson himself, and it doesn't feel like any normal trailer. It feels like a promise: "In December, we're going to do it again."

And ya know what?

I believe him.

"Moriarty" out.





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First?
by Neverboy
Mar 25th, 2002
06:25:56 AM
Second?
by Neverboy
Mar 25th, 2002
06:33:05 AM
Third
by Tokyo Joe
Mar 25th, 2002
06:36:14 AM
Beautiful Mind
by Tokyo Joe
Mar 25th, 2002
06:38:03 AM
Boromir...
by Tokyo Joe
Mar 25th, 2002
07:00:12 AM
whatever
by smokinyoda
Mar 25th, 2002
07:08:36 AM
A Beautiful Oscar Package....
by Splinter
Mar 25th, 2002
07:12:11 AM
YES! Finally we can see what Peter Jackson has in store for us a
by chuckrussel
Mar 25th, 2002
07:14:18 AM
See how Moriarty can transmit his enthusiasm for a film
by Sepulchrave
Mar 25th, 2002
07:21:26 AM
This is a bit more like it...
by AliceInWonderlnd
Mar 25th, 2002
07:24:50 AM
And bthe Oscar for Best Picture goes to...
by RoboBagPiper
Mar 25th, 2002
07:44:22 AM
Good films are good, bad films are good, average films are good
by sanc_reunion
Mar 25th, 2002
07:47:54 AM
Oh really...
by Achilles
Mar 25th, 2002
07:55:43 AM
LOTR was not robbed.
by Eternal
Mar 25th, 2002
07:57:38 AM
Trailers and Twats
by mythika
Mar 25th, 2002
08:09:22 AM
The Two Towers & Spider-Man Trailer all in the same week, only i
by DANZIGG
Mar 25th, 2002
08:13:32 AM
Dammit all to Hell...
by AliceInWonderlnd
Mar 25th, 2002
08:24:07 AM
Feel the Pain Fanboys
by Starbuck1975
Mar 25th, 2002
08:34:53 AM
Oh my FUCK LOTR is over reted!
by Fistful
Mar 25th, 2002
08:39:20 AM
A couple of notes
by JTylor
Mar 25th, 2002
08:40:18 AM
Oh my FUCK LOTR is over reted!
by Fistful
Mar 25th, 2002
08:43:16 AM
NO!! Don't show Treebeard!!
by Cash Bailey
Mar 25th, 2002
08:45:25 AM
Suck My Hobbit
by Rogman
Mar 25th, 2002
08:45:46 AM
"Yes, WE were robbed"
by Eternal
Mar 25th, 2002
08:53:55 AM
Gandalf Grayhaven?
by rev_skarekroe
Mar 25th, 2002
08:54:14 AM
WAIT A MINUTE!!!
by RenoNevada2000
Mar 25th, 2002
08:55:35 AM
LOTR got what it deserved at the Oscars, and, sorry fanboys, TTT
by Atticus Finch
Mar 25th, 2002
09:03:25 AM
LOTR will win the Oscar...eventually
by holidill
Mar 25th, 2002
09:10:14 AM
And here I was...
by RoboBagPiper
Mar 25th, 2002
09:10:52 AM
What do ANY of you care?
by Marc_Price
Mar 25th, 2002
09:11:13 AM
....
by Ali786
Mar 25th, 2002
09:36:51 AM
Final Thoughts
by AliceInWonderlnd
Mar 25th, 2002
09:44:30 AM
lighten up! ^-^
by LumberjackPixie
Mar 25th, 2002
10:20:24 AM
Trailer spoiler stuff....
by wilko185
Mar 25th, 2002
10:35:50 AM
*Punches fist in air*
by AliceInWonderlnd
Mar 25th, 2002
10:37:51 AM
Your days are numbered, LOTR geeks!
by Darth Blumpkin
Mar 25th, 2002
10:45:44 AM
Keep Dreaming Fan Boys
by Starbuck1975
Mar 25th, 2002
10:46:52 AM
I'm glad LOTR only won 4 'technical' awards
by Nagual
Mar 25th, 2002
10:57:55 AM
Elfkiller, my dear confused lad...
by Nagual
Mar 25th, 2002
11:09:42 AM
opie cunninghamm
by jonleeus
Mar 25th, 2002
11:22:32 AM
Dry your eyes, Hobbit-lovers!
by Darth Blumpkin
Mar 25th, 2002
11:34:16 AM
So you finally got some ammunition
by Buck Teeth Soh
Mar 25th, 2002
11:39:02 AM
Darth Blumpkin, you know me so well it's uncanny!
by wilko185
Mar 25th, 2002
11:50:50 AM
"feel the pain fanboys"
by fladnaG
Mar 25th, 2002
12:05:42 PM
To Darth_Blumpkin and elfkiller8
by cooldude
Mar 25th, 2002
12:07:00 PM
trolling for trollers
by hildebrand
Mar 25th, 2002
12:17:41 PM
DARTH BUMBKIN
by SCOTT1458
Mar 25th, 2002
12:27:29 PM
TTT gets 1/2 FOTR box office???
by Rodan
Mar 25th, 2002
12:27:48 PM
It was 25 years ago today...
by RenoNevada2000
Mar 25th, 2002
12:29:33 PM
Atticus, you ovbiously haven't read the book. . . .
by thephantomcat
Mar 25th, 2002
12:30:45 PM
Maybe you read the "dumbed down" version
by Atticus Finch
Mar 25th, 2002
12:42:07 PM
Ah C'mon, Quit Yer Bitchin', At Least LOTR:FOTR Got Nomi
by NoCureForFools
Mar 25th, 2002
12:48:19 PM
Willow: The Two Towers and no Val Kilmer????
by MrLimey
Mar 25th, 2002
12:52:12 PM
What I liked about last night, and what I loathed
by Terry_1978
Mar 25th, 2002
12:57:44 PM
WHERE
by steel_cultist
Mar 25th, 2002
01:13:20 PM
Best Pictures very seldom are.
by Carson Dyle
Mar 25th, 2002
01:14:12 PM
Wasn't this trailer supposed to be showing ...
by schreck
Mar 25th, 2002
01:55:59 PM
No Shelob !!
by Sprigga G
Mar 25th, 2002
01:59:20 PM
Did someone (gasp) read my talkback??
by wilko185
Mar 25th, 2002
02:09:53 PM
of course Two Towers will be much of the same stuff as Fellowshi
by a goonie
Mar 25th, 2002
02:15:46 PM
There IS a new problem since FOTR didn't win Best Picture.
by Big Dumb Ape
Mar 25th, 2002
02:16:27 PM
Well, Ian McKellen Is A Homosexual...
by NoCureForFools
Mar 25th, 2002
02:16:49 PM
WHY ARE NEWLINE SO FUCKING STUPID?
by Shaggins
Mar 25th, 2002
02:19:23 PM
Good Will Cunting: The Taming of Elfkiller
by nazismasher
Mar 25th, 2002
02:25:16 PM
Gandalf GREYHAME *not* Grayhaven
by Khakiass
Mar 25th, 2002
02:25:58 PM
SCOTT1458
by Darth Blumpkin
Mar 25th, 2002
02:32:38 PM
Not a blockbuster? Hah!
by Khakiass
Mar 25th, 2002
02:37:20 PM
I'm hoping...
by Lardass_Hogan
Mar 25th, 2002
02:46:12 PM
the desperation of the trolls on here is hilarious!
by minderbinder
Mar 25th, 2002
02:58:07 PM
Yeah, Miami...
by Khakiass
Mar 25th, 2002
02:59:41 PM
DARTH BLUMBKIN
by SCOTT1458
Mar 25th, 2002
03:02:23 PM
I'm Way More Excited About AOTC Too, But...
by NoCureForFools
Mar 25th, 2002
03:12:40 PM
ElfKiller.. Jackass of the Year
by Tonya_Harding
Mar 25th, 2002
03:17:48 PM
Trailer
by Pingu87
Mar 25th, 2002
03:18:47 PM
Just Curious, ElfKillerA$...
by LOTT
Mar 25th, 2002
03:27:51 PM
THE LOTR FRANCHISE IS DEAD
by fladnaG
Mar 25th, 2002
03:35:08 PM
elfkiller, shaggins, darth blumpkin - a challenge
by hildebrand
Mar 25th, 2002
03:49:29 PM
jgmflgfrgsplrglsplurt! AAAAGH!
by solikat
Mar 25th, 2002
04:04:19 PM
Oscar Doesn't know Jack Shit from Jackson, Peter.
by No. 6
Mar 25th, 2002
04:09:25 PM
So now..
by Tonya_Harding
Mar 25th, 2002
04:12:41 PM
Oscar Doesn't know Jack Shit from Jackson, Peter.
by No. 6
Mar 25th, 2002
04:13:19 PM
SCOTT1458
by Darth Blumpkin
Mar 25th, 2002
04:15:27 PM
FOTR has been an amazing success.
by MattO
Mar 25th, 2002
04:21:11 PM
How the HELL can you have a spoiler for a trailer ?
by RobinP
Mar 25th, 2002
04:32:52 PM
Actually, Friday Can Come Soon Enough. A Prophecy By Buzz "Nostr
by Buzz Maverik
Mar 25th, 2002
04:35:55 PM
why
by someoneelse
Mar 25th, 2002
05:34:23 PM
I cant wait! i think ill cry!!
by Ringer-MSS
Mar 25th, 2002
05:38:57 PM
LOTR-bashers and their pathetic arguements
by europop
Mar 25th, 2002
06:09:55 PM
I am not afraid...
by StarUnlit
Mar 25th, 2002
06:30:27 PM
Lord of the Rings shouldn't have gotten the Oscar...
by Cajun Lightning
Mar 25th, 2002
07:18:04 PM
Return of the King might take a best picture oscar home (sort of
by Tall_Boy
Mar 25th, 2002
08:02:09 PM
in LOTR you saw "trolls, elves sprites and fairies, just like on
by I_AM_SPARTACUS
Mar 25th, 2002
08:03:27 PM
Pud!....are you colour blind??
by Sulaco
Mar 25th, 2002
08:31:36 PM
the academy sucks!
by scratchy the elf
Mar 25th, 2002
08:52:00 PM
LOTR So not dead
by PythonFan
Mar 25th, 2002
08:57:00 PM
What LOTR did you watch?
by XfrodoX
Mar 25th, 2002
10:08:08 PM
Oscars - who gives a rip
by erichg
Mar 25th, 2002
10:12:35 PM
Pud! you silly bastard
by fladnaG
Mar 25th, 2002
10:46:11 PM
Re: Pud
by filmnazi
Mar 25th, 2002
10:48:06 PM
Am I allowed to say I think A Beautiful Mind deserved to win?
by VespinFeebler
Mar 25th, 2002
10:51:56 PM
ARGH!!!!
by missy_circy
Mar 25th, 2002
11:16:00 PM
Are you all drunk?
by Darth Bad Guy
Mar 26th, 2002
12:01:51 AM
One last thing Pud!
by fladnaG
Mar 26th, 2002
12:06:43 AM
hrm
by strages
Mar 26th, 2002
02:02:12 AM
There's a reason I avoid posting now...
by Victor_Laszlo
Mar 26th, 2002
03:49:50 AM
Mori is fucking a great guy..absolutely fucking a great...wait a
by Hung-Wei Lo
Mar 26th, 2002
04:07:17 AM
Sir Ian robbed?
by Billy Talent
Mar 26th, 2002
04:26:06 AM
Elanor
by RobinP
Mar 26th, 2002
06:03:22 AM
Black is the winner
by I_AM_SPARTACUS
Mar 26th, 2002
12:36:29 PM
elfkiller8 bare naked with a girl!
by cooldude
Mar 26th, 2002
01:11:39 PM
WHY???
by Bozzchops
Mar 26th, 2002
01:34:52 PM
Come on, guys...
by SaintStephofBree
Mar 26th, 2002
02:43:16 PM
On Halle Berry: I am sick of all these...
by filmnazi
Mar 26th, 2002
03:18:21 PM
To the Pud Knockers
by Flim
Mar 26th, 2002
03:55:35 PM
Elanor, it seems to me, RobinP
by RobinP
Mar 26th, 2002
03:56:20 PM
Pud's Washington Post Article Claim
by ArPharazon
Mar 26th, 2002
05:08:12 PM
LOTR vs SW
by Bozzchops
Mar 26th, 2002
05:16:58 PM
THE TRUTH HURTS :)
by Shaggins
Mar 26th, 2002
06:21:02 PM
There's a REAL movie on may 16th
by Shaggins
Mar 26th, 2002
06:36:19 PM
You can't be criticizing the mojo if you don't have any
by 2cheeky
Mar 26th, 2002
08:53:40 PM
What do you know, Shaggins?
by exPFCWintergreen
Mar 26th, 2002
09:17:05 PM
Silly People
by Sarge
Mar 26th, 2002
11:33:57 PM
What I don't understand...
by BillyHo
Mar 27th, 2002
12:07:46 AM
"orc" is Italian...
by Darth Bad Guy
Mar 27th, 2002
12:12:13 AM
Uh, Pud!....
by Lazarus Dream
Mar 27th, 2002
12:52:48 AM
So, Pud,
by Buck Teeth Soh
Mar 27th, 2002
04:58:40 AM
what is PUD talking about?
by eustace
Mar 27th, 2002
05:36:05 AM
pity them...
by hildebrand
Mar 27th, 2002
09:38:52 AM
shaggins, by your definition, tons of classic movies "failed"!
by minderbinder
Mar 27th, 2002
09:56:30 AM
Shaggins, Pud, and every other faggot with "Darth" in their name
by Bozzchops
Mar 27th, 2002
10:23:23 AM
Bozzchops-Elves don't die ,
by eustace
Mar 27th, 2002
11:10:05 AM
eustace
by Bozzchops
Mar 27th, 2002
12:48:29 PM
To Pud, and those who agree with him...
by Ivy-Rose
Mar 27th, 2002
01:00:06 PM
LOTR IS Racist..Tolkein intended it to be
by KerriBerri
Mar 27th, 2002
01:43:43 PM
Pud, Shaggins, Elfkiller(insert number)
by Scott Ellison
Mar 27th, 2002
02:17:38 PM
fuck this noise already boys!!
by 2cheeky
Mar 27th, 2002
03:02:52 PM
All I want to hear is this: New Line go bankrupt
by Shaggins
Mar 27th, 2002
05:42:16 PM
KerriBerri
by Buck Teeth Soh
Mar 27th, 2002
07:11:38 PM
LOTR Bashers
by loveslij
Mar 28th, 2002
12:48:00 AM
LOTR : FOTR had a...
by holoholojoe
Mar 28th, 2002
01:45:26 AM
KerriBerri, SpacePerve said it
by wilko185
Mar 28th, 2002
04:25:47 AM
not that certain ones of us would have noticed...
by 2cheeky
Mar 28th, 2002
07:45:08 AM
In case anyone is still watching
by Buck Teeth Soh
Mar 28th, 2002
08:06:02 AM
Tolkien and his kids
by Bozzchops
Mar 28th, 2002
10:28:31 AM
new line go bankrupt? how desperate are you trolls?
by minderbinder
Mar 28th, 2002
10:33:37 AM
orc
by Buck Teeth Soh
Mar 28th, 2002
11:36:38 AM
Spaceperve may be right
by KerriBerri
Mar 28th, 2002
01:35:15 PM
Knowledge, Pud,
by Stub
Mar 28th, 2002
03:05:42 PM
Puds is bitter
by NEZZER
Mar 28th, 2002
03:53:57 PM
Trust me - New Line will have to spend all of the profits for FO
by Shaggins
Mar 28th, 2002
04:01:58 PM
Shaggins, m'lad...
by 2cheeky
Mar 28th, 2002
04:52:38 PM
you GO boy!
by Bozzchops
Mar 28th, 2002
04:57:39 PM
the other Star Wars losers
by NEZZER
Mar 28th, 2002
05:07:55 PM
Thanks stub
by wilko185
Mar 28th, 2002
05:29:55 PM
Here's a few ignorant, uninformed opoinions of my own
by Buck Teeth Soh
Mar 28th, 2002
10:49:46 PM
Pud!
by Buck Teeth Soh
Mar 28th, 2002
10:59:41 PM
Eng-er-land
by wilko185
Mar 29th, 2002
12:16:05 AM
Elf lore
by Bozzchops
Mar 29th, 2002
11:01:07 AM
for your info...
by 2cheeky
Mar 29th, 2002
12:22:22 PM
Elanor, you did ask....
by wilko185
Mar 30th, 2002
05:07:55 AM
>:-[ HOSED. How annoying....
by wilko185
Mar 30th, 2002
05:13:26 AM
excuse me PUD??
by Wit
Mar 30th, 2002
06:03:35 AM
Download
by NaZGuL TX5
Mar 31st, 2002
08:41:46 AM
Fuck Pud, Fuck HIM UP HIS STUPID ASS
by chris111200pvi
Mar 31st, 2002
03:33:01 PM
Re: Bring In The Hearse! LOTR IS DEAD
by Gayle
Apr 1st, 2002
12:18:26 AM

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