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Drew Barrymore WHIP IT! Damn if that isn't a recurring dream of mine...

First by I am Jacks Wasted Life	Jul 16th, 2009 01:52:03 PM

tasty by Turd Furgeson	Jul 16th, 2009 01:53:29 PM

Hey Harry- will AICN be covering the EMMY NOMINATIONS this year? by YackBacker	Jul 16th, 2009 01:55:31 PM
Just wondering...
Ellen Page has my old Stryper t-shirt! by The Reluctant Austinite	Jul 16th, 2009 01:57:35 PM
I've been looking for that thing since 1988! Stryper's new CD comes out this month and I need that t-shirt back to wear to the new tour!
Where'd It Go?! by LaserPants	Jul 16th, 2009 02:03:35 PM
I haven't seen it but it sounds like fap material, def.
Harry, you forgot to mention that by Sonny_Williams	Jul 16th, 2009 02:08:31 PM
although this film is about the Texas roller derby scene, it was filmed in MICHIGAN due to their superior film incentives. Maybe Texas' experience with this film helped the legislature realize they needed to up the ante to attract film makers back to the so-called "third coast"!
Why do fat guys... by ErnestBorgNine	Jul 16th, 2009 02:10:06 PM
almost always, especially in Harry and Quint's cases, describe women with food analogies? It's gross.
Ehhh by erichaislar	Jul 16th, 2009 02:12:19 PM
But Roller Derby is hella fun. It's a big deal here In St. Louis. But the film looks ok.
DANIEL STERN HOLY SHIT by erichaislar	Jul 16th, 2009 02:13:21 PM
WHERE HAS HE BEEN?
I Predict that Roller Derby will get really popular by erichaislar	Jul 16th, 2009 02:17:22 PM
after the release of this film. Girls all over will be doing this new trend.
I would do horrible things to Ellen's vag by semisaj	Jul 16th, 2009 02:27:04 PM

What the hell... by codymr	Jul 16th, 2009 02:28:06 PM
is it with AICN and dead QT links? Over the last month or so when I click on a QT URL in an article the embedded movie file won't load. I just get that damn "Q". Is it just my computer or has anyone else had this issue?
haha by Karl Childers	Jul 16th, 2009 02:28:24 PM
Ellen Page bowed out of Drag Me To Hell for this mess?
It's not just you, codymr... by ErnestBorgNine	Jul 16th, 2009 02:28:42 PM
it's a Harry thing.
codymr working link by erichaislar	Jul 16th, 2009 02:29:09 PM
http://movies.yahoo.com/premie res/14525841/standardformat
codymr - YEAH, SICK OF IT TOO! by Mennen	Jul 16th, 2009 02:29:35 PM

erichaislar - thanks. by Mennen	Jul 16th, 2009 02:30:12 PM

dioxholster is flange fluid by semisaj	Jul 16th, 2009 02:31:44 PM

Wow by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform	Jul 16th, 2009 02:42:15 PM
Harry bragging about who he knows and then failing to provide a working link. Nice job as usual.
Is it just me... by robhouston	Jul 16th, 2009 02:44:54 PM
...or does this look kind of good? Maybe I'll just blame the music - that's always a good excuse.
Drew Barrymore is not hot, Harry. by AzulTool	Jul 16th, 2009 02:46:33 PM
Jay Leno with a blonde wig. I do think Ellen Page is oddly hot, though.
Harry don't you think it sucks they shot it out of state? by CarmillaVonDoom	Jul 16th, 2009 02:49:03 PM
Seriously lame that it didn't shoot in Austin or surrounding area. Rollergirls are definitely a cool subculture to be a part of imo.
Ellen Page is most def hot by Tell_Your_Mom_I_Said_Hi	Jul 16th, 2009 02:52:41 PM
Drew Barrymore is most def not...
Let's hope this isn't the same... by Disco_sucks	Jul 16th, 2009 02:58:32 PM
as all Page's other sarcastic teen roles. She's always looked talented to me but she's got to avoid taking the Christina Ricci route and being typecast for the rest of her career. Too early to tell whether this is the same kind of thing but seriously, what she needs is a role that really stretches her. Be a waste otherwise.
Hey Harry, how about some EMMY NOMINATIONS? by D.Vader	Jul 16th, 2009 03:02:15 PM
Where's the story on that? Huh? Its just sad that the entire day has gone by and still, no story.
Did Al Gore invent the internet fifteen minutes ago? by SmokingRobot	Jul 16th, 2009 03:03:27 PM
Is that why this site has SO FUCKING MANY BROKEN LINKS?
Oh, its now up in the Coax section... by D.Vader	Jul 16th, 2009 03:07:07 PM
I swear it wasn't there earlier today. My bad.
Was there a role for Racquel Welch? by skimn	Jul 16th, 2009 03:14:24 PM
??
Harry has "friends that are girls" by FameThrowa	Jul 16th, 2009 03:43:11 PM

Drew's double chin by Nasty In The Pasty	Jul 16th, 2009 04:08:17 PM
She hasn't been hot since about 1999.
Emmys are TV - take it out on Hercules... by palimpsest	Jul 16th, 2009 04:10:28 PM
Tho it's being covered everywhere, so why worry?
Hahaha, thank you TBers! by Flames gotta Eat	Jul 16th, 2009 04:12:20 PM
"Did Al Gore invent the internet 15 minutes ago!" and "Harry has "friends that are girls"" has given me my good laugh for the day. Thank you Talkbackers, as usual you are the only reason I can make it through my average American mundage fucking office work day.
Ah, they're there now by palimpsest	Jul 16th, 2009 04:12:49 PM
A place for you to grumble etc has been created.
Barrymore by funnynamehere	Jul 16th, 2009 04:16:42 PM
Meh . . . has she been attached to anything decent in the past twenty years?
FameThrowa by HEADGEEK	Jul 16th, 2009 04:18:22 PM
actually most of my friends are female. And that's not even counting the pussys that happen to have penises.
Drew Barrymore is a fuckin' goddess by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 04:21:51 PM
I don't care what all you assholes think.
Drew Barrymore is a fuckin' goddess by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 04:21:51 PM
I don't care what all you assholes think.
That statement deserved a double post by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 04:22:11 PM

Barrymore should direct a Stephen King movie by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 04:22:44 PM
make the circle complete
Harry, the correct plural of pussy is pussies by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 04:23:32 PM
Pussys is just wrong, yet so, so right.
More grating than goddess by funnynamehere	Jul 16th, 2009 04:23:53 PM

Drew Barrymore, the director? by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 04:25:19 PM
I actually wonder if this movie could be kinda good, I mean the cast is pretty good. Too bad I'll most likely never see it. Now if those chicks were skating sans tops, well then I'd probably have to see it.
funnyname, aww, you're stupid by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 04:25:53 PM
Don't be dissing my first movie crush motherfucker!
No Diss Intended by funnynamehere	Jul 16th, 2009 04:27:44 PM
I will jump in the wayback machine about 15 years and crush right along with you but since then . . .
True, the wayback machine would accentuate the crush by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 04:29:35 PM
But then again, every movie is a way back machine, now innit?
Ugly Drew Barrymore, ugly Ellen Page, Kristen Wiig by Bruce of all Trades	Jul 16th, 2009 04:39:22 PM
Who's actually pretty hot, but somehow they uglied her up too. No hotties allowed in our GO GIRL! movie. Yeah... this is going to suck.
Drew Barrymore is too skanky by ReportAbuse	Jul 16th, 2009 04:44:23 PM
And Ellen Page is mostly attitude which will wear thin in a few years or a couple of bad movies. Barrymore as directrix? I don't see her as the next Sofia Coppola, seems more of a "I wanna do this" kind of thing that actors sometimes get.
Harry, your idea and their idea of "friends" is probably differe by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform	Jul 16th, 2009 04:49:31 PM

It seems like everyone I know that... by jimmy_009	Jul 16th, 2009 05:04:12 PM
...listens to Wilco also is a "big fan" of roller derby. I predict it will expand in popularity from just hipster douches to the mainstream. Then hipster douches will curse Drew Barrymore and this movie and no longer be into because it will be "discovered" and no longer good.
Ugly Drew Barrymore? Ugly Drew Barrymore?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 05:04:57 PM
Bruce, you suck.
Drew Barrymore is too skanky? Too Skanky?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 05:06:21 PM
ReportAbuse, stop touching my feelings for Gertie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should Whip it! Whip it Good! by Yeti	Jul 16th, 2009 05:22:03 PM
Duh duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh,
She can't act worth shit by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 16th, 2009 05:25:31 PM
I don't get her fanbase? She's ugly and has no talent.
It's supposed to be skanky by kafka07	Jul 16th, 2009 05:31:38 PM
It's rollerderby, beeotch!
lockesbrokenleg is a giant elephant douche by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 05:36:14 PM
and cleanses elephant vaginas! He cleanses them! Cleanses!
SoylentMean by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 16th, 2009 05:37:06 PM
Your mom says hi,
I just saw DRAG ME TO HELL... by MooseMalloy	Jul 16th, 2009 05:42:51 PM

... at a cheap theater. by MooseMalloy	Jul 16th, 2009 05:43:35 PM

And it's a goddamn MASTERPIECE!!! by MooseMalloy	Jul 16th, 2009 05:44:34 PM

I am an extra in this. by rayseedy	Jul 16th, 2009 05:44:37 PM
They shot a few scenes from this flick at the bar I use to work at,so I got to be an extra. They told us to stand around and look "hip" and "indie". Meeting Drew Barrymore and Eve(the rapper) was nice, but I think the movie is gonna suck.
Austin Roller Girl leagues... wow. Scary. by Heckles	Jul 16th, 2009 05:44:59 PM
Bet those beefy chicks sure can whip it. And super size it.
Which one, lockesbrokenleg? I have so many mothers. by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 05:45:08 PM
That's really the best you got after I called you an "elephant douche"? Elephant douche says "Your mom says hi," Also, look at that comma, like you were gonna say something else but just couldn't do it. Must be all that pachyderm pussy juice.
What the hell isn't there to do in Austin? by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 05:46:25 PM
It sure does sound like one kickass town. I should get a travel brochure sent to me from Austin. Austin.
Did someone say Ellen Page is hot? by Heckles	Jul 16th, 2009 05:47:24 PM
Yeah, when she saunteres up with that body of a pre-teen boy and her lesbo-in-training flannel shirt, hottness is the first word that comes to mind.
Enthusiastic Derby Fan by Balcony Fool	Jul 16th, 2009 05:57:15 PM
My girlfriend introduced me to the sport, and I haven't missed a bout since. Awesome game, awesome girls, awesome culture. Sadly, 99% of the participants could be charitably described as "homely." Looking forward to the film, but hoping it doesn't initiate a stampede of bandwagon douchebags. It's hard enough to get seats in the crash zone. :)
THINKS YOU CANT DO IN AUSTIN by RKDN	Jul 16th, 2009 05:57:20 PM
1. surf 2. post hyperlinks 3. spellcheck 4. film a movie 5. find a job that doesn't require spanish as a job skill 6. fix previously posted busted hyperlinks 7. follow the Emmys
You could surf in Austin if somebody brought the ocean by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 05:58:56 PM
Summon down a hurricane or something. Surfing isn't a sport. Surfing is teasing sharks.
You have so many moms? Shit, I have fun ahead tonight by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 16th, 2009 06:01:10 PM

Freddy Got Fingered ! by Trannyformers_Apologist	Jul 16th, 2009 06:05:30 PM
True Story...
Had to stop it at the part where she fell over and had her ass i by Mysterious_Volvo	Jul 16th, 2009 06:07:28 PM

in the air on the skating track. for obvious reasons. by Mysterious_Volvo	Jul 16th, 2009 06:07:54 PM

NUBILES! by Mysterious_Volvo	Jul 16th, 2009 06:08:16 PM

lockesbrokenleg, wow that took forever by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 06:14:13 PM
Are you crying?
No, but your mom is moaning. by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 16th, 2009 06:15:31 PM

Ellen Page Is One Cute Lil' Pixie by LaserPants	Jul 16th, 2009 06:17:18 PM
I think she's kinda gorgeous actually and I'd spin that spinner upon my GIGANTIC LASERCOCK like there was no tomorrow if given half a chance. But, I'm pretty sure she's into girls. Exclusively. Makes me wish I was a girl. You know, more than usual.
"pussies with penises"... by -guyinthebackrow	Jul 16th, 2009 06:19:12 PM
Stay classy, Knowles.
Oh, But PG-13? by LaserPants	Jul 16th, 2009 06:19:18 PM
Not a deal-breaker for me in other contexts, but with something like this? Kinda limits the fetish possibilities, doesn't it? Meh.
WHERE THE HELL IS LUCY LIU THESE DAYS by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 16th, 2009 06:20:03 PM
I'd bang her silly/
You can only satisfy one of 'em Lockesbrokenleg? by SoylentMean	Jul 16th, 2009 06:20:19 PM
It's the one with the arm stubs and the two glass eyes, ain't it? That moaning means she has to take a shit dude.
Access Denied by mascan42	Jul 16th, 2009 06:51:05 PM
Date: Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:50:52 GMT Server: Microsoft-IIS/6.0 401 Access Denied
Lucy Liu's Is Here Right Now by LaserPants	Jul 16th, 2009 06:57:23 PM
Her mouth is full at the moment, she'll be right with you.
Real roller derby girls are usually fugly. by Dingbatty	Jul 16th, 2009 07:02:58 PM
Weird this is getting a movie. The new, new roller derby trend is four years old.
link isn't working by BadMrWonka	Jul 16th, 2009 07:03:49 PM
anyone got a link?
I got you jewels Betty! by Michael_Jacksons_Ghost	Jul 16th, 2009 07:22:54 PM
....I got you jewels! Ah-Heee!
Ellen Page ... by ReportAbuse	Jul 16th, 2009 07:48:49 PM
I'm not sure if I'm impressed with her acting or not...when I saw Hard Candy I was impressed, but watching Juno and The Tracey Fragments I started feeling like she was basically just being the same character in every film, that sarcastic overly clever teenager. I think that act is not going to wear well as she gets older so it remains to be seen if she has the acting chops to mature or just keeps repeating the same routine. BTW, is you haven't seen 'Mouth to Mouth' go Netflix it now. Great flick about a bunch of homeless kids in Europe who get mixed up with a cult and go on a wild road trip across Spain. She's not as snarky in this one as she usually is for some reason.
Ellen Page was great as Kitty Pride/Shadowcat tho by ZombieHeathLedger	Jul 16th, 2009 07:57:23 PM
One of the only things I really liked about X3.
I always think of Smithers version by ricarleite2	Jul 16th, 2009 08:16:56 PM
When I think about that whip it song.
this looks fun. by ironic_name	Jul 16th, 2009 08:45:56 PM

I love those "she's not hot" posts. if you were in 4 feet of her by ironic_name	Jul 16th, 2009 08:49:34 PM
you would be crash tackled by her security, because you, yes you, you gargantuan tub of lard, are the ugly one in this slice of life.
Harry, just stop with with the 'I know girls' thing... by quantize	Jul 16th, 2009 09:03:57 PM
you sound like a sad fucking douche bag with a micro penis...
Juno Was Shit, But I Loved Hard Candy by LaserPants	Jul 16th, 2009 10:06:35 PM
I couldn't stand Juno. Hated it. I loved Hard Candy, though. It was kinda ridiculous, but awesome ridiculous. Juno was just irritating.
I want to Bang Sophia Loren by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tast es	Jul 16th, 2009 10:12:12 PM
She is a GILF!
erichaislar by codymr	Jul 16th, 2009 10:23:15 PM
Thx man you are a gent.
Drew Barrymore = Talentless Cow by Horace Cox	Jul 16th, 2009 11:14:36 PM
Mooooooooooooooooo!!! She would not have a career if her name wasn't Barrymore. Thank God for Hollywood nepotism.
Barrymore Was Good in Grey Gardens by LaserPants	Jul 16th, 2009 11:34:59 PM
She kinda totally nailed the role. If you've ever seen the original documentary, you'd see. She really nailed it. I was surprised as anyone cause usually she's friggin' terrible. Give it a looksee if you haven't yet. Actually, watch the original doc and then watch that and you'll see what I mean.
Ellen Page, by jae683	Jul 17th, 2009 12:23:17 AM
for some reason she reminds me of a young Janeane Garofalo. I don't know why.
Kurt Russel already did it by itsjust_notcool_anymore_baby	Jul 17th, 2009 01:01:14 AM

A FUCKING RUBBER PUPPET OUT ACTED THIS CHICK!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 17th, 2009 01:38:46 AM
E/T. rules.
BadMrWonka by DrMorbius	Jul 17th, 2009 01:47:12 AM
http://movies.yahoo.com/premie res/14525841/standardformat Take out the space.
so hold on, i want to fit in by Eats_sandwich_gets_laid.	Jul 17th, 2009 02:55:59 AM
am i supposed to like this or trash it? i'll wait to see what Quint says.
Fine, then... by Slaphappy Slim	Jul 17th, 2009 04:06:14 AM
We've established that Drew Barrymore is not hot, but Ellen Page might be in some quirky sort of way. I have determined that I should penetrate both of them repeatedly in the name of scientific research. Verily, I shall twist their nipples. Heartily I shall cackle as I defile them both.
I worked with a Roller chick.... by Damned if I can login	Jul 17th, 2009 07:35:12 AM
She taught aviation, was hot like fuck, and had a very atheletic body. She was married with two kids, and drove a long bed 4-wheel drive truck to work, which always made me wonder if she subbed for the other team on occasion. I always had this strange little daydream of her body-checkin' the frag outta me while ordering me to commence with the carpet munching. Yep, a sick puppy I am....but in the immortal words of Dan Fielding: "I gotta be me."
Drew is hot by liljuniorbrown	Jul 17th, 2009 08:28:08 AM
To each his own I guess. Also,I'm on the side that thinks Ellen Page may be the next Jodie Foster...meaning never over rated as an actress and never wanting to know the touch of a man.
I don't know what derby leagues you nerds have near you... by 433	Jul 17th, 2009 08:37:59 AM
...but "the vast majority" of derby girls are not "fugly" by any stretch of the imagination. They're a cross-section of girls, The Vast Majority could kick your mom's-basement-dwelling ass. 700 leagues around the world, a central rulemaking association (WFTDA), the top leagues pulling in 3000+ fans a night... hopefully this will drive more fans to see real derby (which doesn't generally include punches to the face).
Soylent, are you kidding or what? by Damned if I can login	Jul 17th, 2009 09:10:33 AM
If you think surfing isn't a sport, try paddling out through the impact zone during a 6-8ft swell, wearing a full wetsuit with a board leashed to your ankle. It'll change your opinion, I guarantee.
Stop with the Hot or Not! I'll Fuck Anything that Moves! by conspiracy	Jul 17th, 2009 09:27:02 AM
And while that is a bold fucking statement...it is also for the most part true. Sure...Drew, depending on med levels and time of the month, can be a little bit of plumper...and she does have a somewhat Downs Syndromish face when her weight is up. But lets be honest; I'm a red blooded guy...and I'd pork her pudgy, pursed pooper from here into next week. From all accounts...it'd be a pretty good Roll in the sack. Drew started screwing at 11, and was coked up at 12...the girl has some serious skill in the art no doubt. So no...she ain't "Hot"...but I'd do her..and so would you.
Conspiracy, I couldn't agree more, man... by Damned if I can login	Jul 17th, 2009 09:37:46 AM
The "she's fugly" posters would be the first to jizz their jeans if she walked within five feet of them...me included. But 11 yrs old??? She popped it at 11? Wow. I've heard lots of gals say 13, but never 11. I'm starting to fear for my 5 yr old daughter.
this looks to be very lame. by yeah i'm a jerk!	Jul 17th, 2009 11:23:19 AM
Banked track Rollerderby is so 1970's. And those helmets are too big. I guess Drew and her Hollywood pals have to make sure you see their pretty faces.
Over rated as an actress. by liljuniorbrown	Jul 17th, 2009 12:11:03 PM
And Never wanting to know th touch of a man, That was supposed to be my comment on Ellen Page and her likeness to Jodie Foster. Thats what happens when I try to type fast while posting from work. Also Conspiracy is right, I would gladly fuck Drew,Ellen Page,maybe even Ellen Degeneros. Atleast i'd have something interesting to talk about at parties.
conspiracy and Damned if I can login by thedoctor28	Jul 17th, 2009 12:14:57 PM
You guys are my new heros! FUKIN A MAN!!!!!
Little hipster would get thrown around like a rag doll. by GQtaste	Jul 17th, 2009 12:15:09 PM
She couldn't do that for one minute w/o getting her teeth knocked out or a broken leg. She's a fucking midget.
Damned if I can login by DrMorbius	Jul 17th, 2009 12:42:07 PM
That is why people don't consider surfing a sport. Only pussies wear wetsuits!
I'd fuck Drew Barrymore circa 1995 by TakingScorpiosCalls	Jul 17th, 2009 03:03:38 PM
But other than that i'd run from tubesock tits lady.
I'd fuck Drew circa 17:14:57 by TedKordLives	Jul 17th, 2009 05:15:32 PM
That's what the clock on my computer says RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Damned if I can log in, yeah I'm kidding by SoylentMean	Jul 17th, 2009 07:52:13 PM
Of course surfing is a sport, it's just that I don't think I'd put myself out there as bait like surfers do. Although I'm a little surprised we haven't come up with a fullproof shark deterent to keep them at bay. We come up with something like that and I'll try your sport. Hell, there's enough stuff to kill us on land and we belong on land.
RKDN by codymr	Jul 20th, 2009 02:38:53 AM
"THINKS YOU CANT DO IN AUSTIN" Too fuckin funny... LMAO!
I never surf without... by Damned if I can login	Jul 20th, 2009 07:22:11 AM
..my big aerosol spray can of Bat-Shark Repellent. It's been available since the late 60's...

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