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by TooWhippy
Jul 14th, 2009
03:48:04 PM
Didn't know Michael Jackson starred in DRACULA A.D. 1972
by YackBacker
Jul 14th, 2009
03:50:03 PM
Ya learn something new everyday...
angry boat sex
by ironic_name
Jul 14th, 2009
04:11:04 PM
Damn you M. Night Shyamalan!
by --- Emperor ---
Jul 14th, 2009
04:57:13 PM
Damn you to hell.
As long as Tim Burton isnt involved
by raidahguy
Jul 14th, 2009
05:52:10 PM
He sucks
Captain Kronos is awesome beyond belief
by Greggers
Jul 14th, 2009
09:33:03 PM
Yes, yes, we're all postmodern sophisticates where the thing we all abhor most in the world is a straight line. If we're going to have a character kicking vampire ass, it's got to be "the one we'd least expect," the one who is usually the victim -- a teenage cheerleader, etc.

But by now, we've had so many horror films where the "hero" is a chick, that the one we least expect is the one we all expect. The chick hero has a become the cliche.

And then there's Captain Kronos.

A big, strapping, teutonic slab of beef whose sole purpose in life is to PUT THAT VAMPIRE SHIT DOWN -- with quiet professionalism. And if he can score with a lusty wench along the way so much the better.

Yes, Captain Kronos IS a fucking straight line -- the one who SHOULD be messing up vampires. And for my money, that's awesome beyond belief.
Winners
by hadrian38
Jul 14th, 2009
10:52:09 PM
Awesome selections :)
Greggers, Well Fucking Said
by Continentalop
Jul 15th, 2009
02:41:41 AM
Captain Kronos is the ultimate vampiric ass kicker. The guy is an action hero in a horror movie world, and probably the first to make the transition. And the thing is they don't play it as cheesy or goofy - the movie has fun but they treat the idea of a die-hard vampire hunter as serious as Sergio Leone treats gun-fighters in Once Upon A Time in the West.

To bad the movie wasn't more successful. If it was they were planning on doing a series of them, like a James Bond kind of formula.

LORD OF THE LAST SIN
by ScoreKeeper
Jul 15th, 2009
04:07:00 PM
Ya, the plot is cool I picked this one almost exclusively due to the cast...Udo Kier, Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Brad Dourif, hell even Clint Howard...and of course Sir Lee. Truly inspired. I'd pay top dollar to see that cast in vampire flick.
Captain Kronos: Vampyre Hunter - I really like this movie
by AsimovLives
Jul 16th, 2009
01:16:33 PM
This movie is so great! It's what Van Helsing would want to be when it grows up.

Captain Kronos is a far better movie then that Van Helsing disaster, and made with 1/10th of the catering budget of the later.

I just finished watching Captain Kronos again, and and again i realise how much fun this movie is. It should be better known.

I'm also pretty curious about Dracula 1972 AD. Sounds like a lot of loonie crazy fun! Which is good!
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