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2011 Golden Globe Alert!! FAMILY GUY Writer To Team With INSPECTOR GADGET 2 Director For Live-Action HONG KONG PHOOEY!!

FIRST by Mysterious_Volvo	Jul 12th, 2009 08:03:37 PM

fuck i sold out by Mysterious_Volvo	Jul 12th, 2009 08:03:50 PM

So lame... by ErnestBorgNine	Jul 12th, 2009 08:04:10 PM

NOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?! by Mysterious_Volvo	Jul 12th, 2009 08:04:15 PM

Genius by imagin78	Jul 12th, 2009 08:04:20 PM
Congratulations, Hollywood. You have now scraped the bottom of the barrel.
still its not as bad as making a live action Hong Kong Phoey by Mysterious_Volvo	Jul 12th, 2009 08:04:55 PM

i mean, what kind of a retard would ever do something like that by Mysterious_Volvo	Jul 12th, 2009 08:05:16 PM

Hong Kong Phooey.. by The Dark Shite	Jul 12th, 2009 08:07:57 PM
Tried to milk a cow. Hong Kong Phooey.. Didn't know how. Hong Kong Phooey.. Pulled the wrong tit.. Hong Kong Phooey.. Covered in shit. I miss that song. Oh to be 6 again.
CGI cartoon dog that walks on 2 legs? by Rufferto	Jul 12th, 2009 08:09:15 PM
EEWW.
I'D PREFER VIEW MASTER: THE MOVIE. by PennsyDeux	Jul 12th, 2009 08:09:34 PM

HONG KONG PHOOEY 2: MORE HONGIER, MORE PHOOEY-IER. by PennsyDeux	Jul 12th, 2009 08:10:05 PM

Perfect vehicle for Bob Orci. by Dingbatty	Jul 12th, 2009 08:14:31 PM
Since he hasn't had the opportunity yet to write racist jokes about Asians. Or would he have another go at black people, because of Scatman Crothers?
The Adventures of the Little Koala by Trannyformers_Apologist	Jul 12th, 2009 08:17:27 PM
Next for Hollywood Nick Toons movies Ren & Stimpy Rocko's Modern Life Doug The Adventures of Pete & Pete Angry Beavers
I swear to god, the apocalypse must be coming. by ackack	Jul 12th, 2009 08:17:37 PM
This Viewmaster: the movie Lauren Conrad on the new york times bestseller list Transformers 2 What are the other three horsemen?
Clearly an Oscar contender... by SoylentMean	Jul 12th, 2009 08:18:00 PM
but if they made a Count Duckula movie maybe I'd get the full series stateside. Hey assholes, make a Count Duckula so I can get my fuckin' cartoon in the U.S. of A.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh dear God. This is like the Jump to Conclusions Mat by DoctorZoidberg	Jul 12th, 2009 08:18:05 PM
Yes, it is terrible, this idea.
Oh, and Mysterious Volvo, get over it, we all yell First once by DoctorZoidberg	Jul 12th, 2009 08:19:03 PM
So ya popped yer cherry, plenty of guys will still think you're cute.
ackack, by SoylentMean	Jul 12th, 2009 08:19:28 PM

Ok, I was trying to say ackack, I love Mars Attacks! by SoylentMean	Jul 12th, 2009 08:20:14 PM
Stupid fuckin' enter button. When did they move that on the keyboard?
I read it as "mysterious vulva". by The Dark Shite	Jul 12th, 2009 08:21:41 PM
I'm disappointed now. Gotta agree with SoylentMean on Count Duckula. That & Trapdoor (by the same guys, I think), would make fucking great movies!
at least there not making a Battleship movie or Smurfs movie by walrusholder	Jul 12th, 2009 08:23:33 PM
Oh wait, wow my son turns one at the end of the month what kind of shit movies am I going to be taking him to.
OT- Morgan Freeman has been screwing his step-grandaughter by YackBacker	Jul 12th, 2009 08:23:34 PM
Now that's something I would have expected Orci & Kurtzman to invent. But how fucked up is that shit?
My post got screwed up by ackack	Jul 12th, 2009 08:23:58 PM
I can't type today. Sorry.
Another one by tbe duckula guys.. by The Dark Shite	Jul 12th, 2009 08:24:14 PM
Danger Mouse! Now THAT would make one hell of a movie.
Good Jesus. by Flyingcircus	Jul 12th, 2009 08:24:20 PM
That's painful.
Well all competition for the 2011 Razzies just ended. by PennsyDeux	Jul 12th, 2009 08:27:54 PM
Yes.
ZOMG Weird by zargotron	Jul 12th, 2009 08:30:20 PM
Just as I clicked on the story they started playing the theme song on Boomerag which they often doing during the break. They use 'em as bumpers.
zargotron, get in your bunker now by SoylentMean	Jul 12th, 2009 08:33:36 PM
The end is nigh, nay, imminent even!
Autobot Jazz (G1) reporting for duty by YackBacker	Jul 12th, 2009 08:39:11 PM
Don't ever forget our friend Jazz.
Oh, and for the record "Scatman" is the worst nickname ever by YackBacker	Jul 12th, 2009 08:40:06 PM
I vomit in my mouth just thinking of the name.
I'm dumber just for clicking on this by I am_NOTREAL	Jul 12th, 2009 08:40:55 PM
nm
Thanks to the Boomerang channel, my son'll be thrilled. by JDanielP	Jul 12th, 2009 08:46:34 PM
Boomerang. --Gotta love it when the parents need a distraction.
you paid $10,000 by frank cotton	Jul 12th, 2009 08:47:10 PM
for a used what?
CharlesThomasMathews1978 by ackack	Jul 12th, 2009 08:47:21 PM
I forgot about Palin. That's the fifth horseman. So for those keeping track... Hong Kong Phooey: The movie, Transformers 2, Viewmaster: The movie, Lauren Conrad making the NY Times Bestseller list, and Sarah Palin Need two more! G-force anyone?
Is this a call for cinephiles to commit hari-kari? by Captain Happy	Jul 12th, 2009 08:52:02 PM

peter griffin: you think THAT'S bad? by mrgreentheplant	Jul 12th, 2009 08:56:39 PM
you're right.
Wow this so...what's the word. Oh unexciting. by Orionsangels	Jul 12th, 2009 08:57:33 PM

So, who's voicing hong kong phooey? by ackack	Jul 12th, 2009 08:59:03 PM
Shia anyone?
ackack by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 09:01:59 PM
It's the FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE!
Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy! by Stereotypical Evil Archer	Jul 12th, 2009 09:04:54 PM

Hong Kong Pooey by FeralAngel	Jul 12th, 2009 09:08:31 PM
You see? Didn't I say that nostalgia is a mental illness? And you didn't believe me. WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME????
Didn't Hong Kong Phooey pop out of a filing cabinet? by SoylentMean	Jul 12th, 2009 09:08:33 PM
I never really got that. Was it like a magical filing cabinet? And if you're a fucking Kung Fu dude why the hell are you still working as a janitor?
I can just see Brett Ratner shitting out of his mouth about by bone_white	Jul 12th, 2009 09:09:06 PM
how big of a fan of the old cartoon series he is, bigger than most fans.
SO WHERE THE HELL IS DARKWING DUCK? by FeralAngel	Jul 12th, 2009 09:11:30 PM
At least that's semi-GOOD nostalgia. Plus it'd be based on a cartoon NOT produced by those horrible people who brought us Scooby Doo. Hanna-Barbara created Cartoon Hell, and Scooby is its Satan. Note to Scoob: ROO YOU!
bring me the head of JABBERJAW!!!!!!!!! by Six Demon Bag	Jul 12th, 2009 09:12:16 PM
or fuck off!!!!!
then i want SPEED BUGGY!!!! by Six Demon Bag	Jul 12th, 2009 09:12:40 PM

then we can have WACKY RACES!!!! by Six Demon Bag	Jul 12th, 2009 09:12:59 PM

JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS kicked your lames asses! by Six Demon Bag	Jul 12th, 2009 09:13:40 PM
admit that red is the new orange.
Please, I am begging you. . by Ingeld	Jul 12th, 2009 09:14:06 PM
Someone make the movie industry stop doing this to us. What Hollywood has become is proof that there is a God and that he hates us.
Can BEANY AND CECIL be far behind? by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 09:16:09 PM
A Bob Clampett Cartoooooon!
KUKLA, FRAN, AND OLLIE by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 09:17:26 PM
You're up next!
DAVY AND GOLIATH by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 09:18:14 PM
Anyone?
CLUTCH CARGO by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 09:18:54 PM
Is a given!
I BLAME THE WRITERS! by Logan_1973	Jul 12th, 2009 09:21:06 PM
Two years ago they went on strike and screwed up productions everywhere. Then they got what they wanted and rewarded us by writing crap. Keep up the great work fellas...
TOM TERRIFIC by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 09:22:45 PM
Loved it when he would go to MuniMula. That's Aluminum backwards!
Dear Hollywood: I Have a Gorilla For Sale by Larry of Arabia	Jul 12th, 2009 09:24:13 PM
Seth Rogan is the owner of a store that sells animated cartoon animals. One happens to be a great big purple gorilla named Magilla. He's been trying to sell him for years but nobody wants him. One day some bank robbers buy him so he can help break into a bank. The robbers don't know what they are getting into, because Magilla comically doesn't understand what's going on in his rush to please his new owners causes chaos. During the excape little girl name Ogee ends up getting kidnapped. Magilla must soon come to realize that he's part of the gang and save the little girl. But can he stop bumbling long enough to become a hero? Thanks, I'll wait for my check.
This some kind of joke right? by klinteastwood	Jul 12th, 2009 09:24:38 PM
Just reading that article..it doesnt make sense, who would let all these people work with each other?
Hey Lois, you remember the time... by SenatorJeffersonSmith	Jul 12th, 2009 09:28:38 PM
...that dog janitor jumped into the filing cabinet and came out a kung fu crimefighter??
And cue the cries of raped childhoods and blatant racisim in 5.. by Yeti	Jul 12th, 2009 09:29:20 PM

The UNDERDOG movie called...eh, fuck it. by tylerzero	Jul 12th, 2009 09:32:10 PM

did underdog actually make a profit in some alternate universe? by ironic_name	Jul 12th, 2009 09:32:42 PM

....feets don't fails me now..... by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 09:33:20 PM

Shaping up to be the best movie ever made by JoeSixPack	Jul 12th, 2009 09:34:04 PM
C'mon, Chairman of the Board director??? Oscars written all over it.
I'll Never FOrget the Time by Aquatarkusman	Jul 12th, 2009 09:34:05 PM
Hong Kong Phooey got violently axed in the midsection by a deranged Jack Nicholson.
Raped my childhood? by Ingeld	Jul 12th, 2009 09:35:14 PM
They can't ruin my childhood. It's my adulthood they're making painful.
there was an Inspector Gadget 2? by young1	Jul 12th, 2009 09:35:34 PM
how did I miss that?
Shari Lewis called..... by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 09:35:56 PM
...she said LAMB CHOP is available!
I have to admit the thought of a Two Angrdy Beavers Movie by Ingeld	Jul 12th, 2009 09:36:51 PM
intrigues me.
Also causes me to mispell. by Ingeld	Jul 12th, 2009 09:37:57 PM
That's Angry Beavers. And um, well. Joke's ruined. Not that it was much of one and oh forget it.
I guess that shows how stupid us Americans are by ackack	Jul 12th, 2009 09:39:02 PM
I can't even get the number of the horsemen right. I have no idea where I got seven from. I should know these things. (slaps face)
re: misspell by Ingeld	Jul 12th, 2009 09:39:08 PM
Sheeeeesh!
Who are the asshats who think live action is a good idea? by CherryValance	Jul 12th, 2009 09:39:26 PM
Come on. How many times do they have to get that wrong? Just do an animated movie. I loved Hong Kong Phooey as a kid. There is no way I'll see this.
at least its not another needless remake by steelerman	Jul 12th, 2009 09:39:29 PM
that is all. thanks for listening
a teaming of 2 non entities devoid of talent will fail spectacul by ironic_name	Jul 12th, 2009 09:39:46 PM
this will bankrupt whoever makes it.
Larry of Arabia: by Dollar Bird	Jul 12th, 2009 09:41:44 PM
Well done, sir.
Golden Globe Alert? Don't you mean People's Choice? by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 12th, 2009 09:59:35 PM
You know, the Useless Awards?
Color Me ... Enthused? by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 12th, 2009 10:02:36 PM
I love HONG KONG PHOOEY and his sardonic fanboy cat. Watch the show - the cat is a fanboy who reacts to EVERYTHING as if it were the lamest news ever. Oh, yeah - you're all the ****ing cat.
Oh ... by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 12th, 2009 10:05:05 PM
And Kevin James as Sgt. Flint.
for the record... by VoteRoslin08	Jul 12th, 2009 10:06:06 PM
brilliant title to this item!
riding on Kung Fu Panda's coat-tails perhaps? by Amy Chasing	Jul 12th, 2009 10:09:32 PM
So if Dreamworks made a CGI film about a hamster who's a spy will that get another studio to make Secret Squirrel? shhhhh...
JACKIE CHAN MUST HAVE THIS ROLE!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 12th, 2009 10:13:53 PM

I have an idea for a HOUND...... by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 10:15:25 PM
...I think I'll call him HUCKLEBERRY!!!
And a HORSE that's.... by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 10:17:32 PM
VERY FAST AT UNHOLSTERING HIS PISTOL. Hmmmm....what to call it?
so that explains by the milf lover	Jul 12th, 2009 10:17:38 PM
Stephen Chow leaving Green Hornet! He'd rather play Hong Kong Phooey than be Seth Rogan's sidekick!
I'VE GOT A GREAT LINE FOR A CHARACHTER by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 10:21:55 PM
"EXIT, STAGE RIGHT", I'm thinking some kind of a feline, with an overbite! Any help?
Ingeld by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 10:26:31 PM
Three for three baby. You're batting 1,000.
This should be a Michael Bay film! by scriptgirl_nipples	Jul 12th, 2009 10:30:59 PM

How did the PIXAR company miss this one? by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 12th, 2009 10:31:40 PM
Cute animals, kung fu. Stupid plot that critics eat up.
I demand that Snoop Dog star in it! by br1947	Jul 12th, 2009 10:41:50 PM
And fuck yes, get Michael Bay for it! I maintain that after we've run out of childhood cartoons and board games to exploit, the next phase of Hollywood will be adapting Ray Stevens videos. Surfing USSR: The Movie - A Brett Ratner production!
Remember the time I was Hong Kong Phooey's sidekick...? by Nasty In The Pasty	Jul 12th, 2009 10:43:54 PM
[smash cut to] "Hey look. It's Hong Kong Phooey."
How did Cohen miss this one? by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 12th, 2009 10:50:07 PM
Hasn't he done enough gay shit?
This is what happens whens there's no news to report by memento108	Jul 12th, 2009 10:54:19 PM
Slow day, eh guys?
Scatman Crothers+Fucking Pimp Professional by conspiracy	Jul 12th, 2009 10:59:38 PM
And without him..this ain't no motherfucking Phooey.
That "+" is supposed to ba a "=" by conspiracy	Jul 12th, 2009 11:01:03 PM

That "+" is supposed to ba a "=" by conspiracy	Jul 12th, 2009 11:01:06 PM

And lets not forget..Scatman IS Fucking "Jazz" by conspiracy	Jul 12th, 2009 11:02:14 PM
the bad assedest Autobot around. Too bad Bay fucked that character up...just like the whole motherfucking Transformers world.
Brett Ratner + "Chairman of the Board" Director by zikade zarathos	Jul 12th, 2009 11:12:04 PM
That is eighth circle of Hell shit right there.
I blame the Garfield movie for this shit by finky089	Jul 12th, 2009 11:18:01 PM
Not because it was such a great film (or, so everything has led me to believe since I never saw it) or because it was a box office smash, but it DID apparently do well enough to spawn a sequel, which is both mind-blowing and heartbreaking. The original live-action film looked HORRIBLE. Just ...horrible. The TV trailers alone made me want to vomit out my own eyes! Then came that Underdog movie. It's like all the chimps who have been writing or greenlighting movies in LaLaland took a long vacation and left a severely retarded one to shout wildly at anything to approve of it in their absence. A LIVE ACTION Hong Kong Phooey movie?? Fuck - a HONG KONG PHOOEY MOVIE, at all? See, here's what I don't get with all the "childhood nostalgia" plays and studios flocking to "safe and familiar" stuff during these risk-averse times: why spend tens of millions to do it? Ok, so you think there's some pent up demand, or enough nostalgia over something that people might pay to see it? Then why the hell not take the original source material (for stuff like this that been pretty much dormant for a decade or two, except somewhat on CN/Boomerang) and put a few million into deluxe DVD package and major marketing push? Skip the whole studio production costs, skip right to the other stuff you'd be doing for a full-blown global theatrical release, and if all this supposed demand really is there, people will buy it. Right? Shit, put 90 minutes of the stuff in a 2 or 3 week theatrical release to really kick off the DVD release. Maybe with something like Transformers or GI Joe making a live-action movie works out better because you can spawn franchise films and lots of lucrative, long-term merchandising deals. But for fucking Underdog, Garfield, and Hong Kong Phooey??
How about a super fast rodent..... by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 11:27:03 PM
from south of the border? SPEEDY GONZALES, the fastest Mouse in all of MEXICO! ANDALE!ANDALE! ARRIBA!ARRIBA! IHA!IHA!
Scatman knows.. by KAOS11DIRECTOR	Jul 12th, 2009 11:31:06 PM
of the Shining..(axe in the back again)
A Family Guy writer is doing this? by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 12th, 2009 11:43:23 PM
So I can expect well crafted humor and jokes right?
The Scatman.... by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 11:49:07 PM
"Kick the Can" Twilight Zone: The Movie
I'm sorry, I thought I had something to say. by theycallmemrtibbs	Jul 12th, 2009 11:51:21 PM

Can't wait for the shitty remake of the theme tune. by scriptgirl_nipples	Jul 13th, 2009 12:31:46 AM
Fucking Bastards!
What about???? by hopeless	Jul 13th, 2009 12:36:30 AM
Blackstar. Wheeled Warriors. Bravestar. Mask. Thundar. Just a thought..
btw.. Morgan Freeman marrying his step-granddaughter. by scriptgirl_nipples	Jul 13th, 2009 12:36:52 AM
72 years old, and banging a 27 year old. Way to go!
I watched Hong Kong Fooey when I was a kid... by Mr Spork	Jul 13th, 2009 12:45:33 AM
...and I liked it. But, if this movie actually happens, it will have to be a candidate for one of the worst movies of all time. It's just a fucking stupid idea.
Thundarr the Barbarian would be way more interesting.... by theycallmemrtibbs	Jul 13th, 2009 12:51:06 AM
Than Hong Kong Phooey, I can already see the CGi Dog with Chris Rock's voice fighting Ninjas. Somebody deserves to have they're " SHIT PUSHED IN" for this one.
Peabody and Sherman and the WABAC Machine!!! by iownyou	Jul 13th, 2009 01:20:56 AM
should be next
Get John Hodgman on the mix as well. by hallmitchell	Jul 13th, 2009 01:23:36 AM
Hong Kong could be a huge action adventure hit.
No, Dear God, No! by sailingmaster	Jul 13th, 2009 01:26:06 AM
What's next, the Wonder Twins live-action film? Jason of Star Command? Space Nuts? Wait, didn't they make a cartoon about the Rubik's Cube? Yeah, make a live action film about that! Stupid fuckers.
Hey, why not remake the GOOD SHOWS by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 13th, 2009 01:43:59 AM
instead of the shitty ones?
Does anyone give a damn? by JackPumpkinhead	Jul 13th, 2009 02:39:51 AM
If you do, why? Are you scared that the movie won't make a talking dog grim and gritty enough? Or that it won't "respect the beloved source material"? Anyway, AFAICR - vaguely - at least "Inspector Gadget II" had much more in common with the toon than that piece of shit with Matthew "Killer of Two Women" Broderick.
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers by LandonSmith	Jul 13th, 2009 02:54:20 AM
Needs to be a movie. There was a lot of sexual chemistry between Chip and Gadget. It was later said in the E true Hollywood story that Monterey Jack molested Zipper on several occasions. Dale spent the rest of his adult life in and out of rehab for cocaine and porn addiction.
Penry started the whole Backward Cap Thing by cymbalta4thedevil	Jul 13th, 2009 02:57:50 AM
PENRIFFIC!
Remember that time I decided to quit by gotilk	Jul 13th, 2009 02:58:27 AM
writing for Family Guy, escape the Manatee tank and write the worst movie ever made?
They have to keep the theme tune! by photoboy	Jul 13th, 2009 03:01:52 AM
http://tinyurl.com/czremh
Ren & Stimpy's already been done by wintocha67	Jul 13th, 2009 03:03:00 AM
It's called Breaking Bad.
Everybody at Hanna-Barbera was HIGH by cymbalta4thedevil	Jul 13th, 2009 03:24:30 AM
What was our excuse? That's what's funny about you guys complaining. Why did we accept this premise to begin with? A dog that talks and walks upright? OK. He's a janitor at the Police Station? Why Not? He's also a Martial Artist who leaps into the top drawer of a filing cabinet and comes out of the bottom drawer in his disguise? Great! Phone Booths are so... Retro! And he has a Striped Cat... But he calls him SPOT? Now you're going too far! They should have given this to Tarantino. Samuel L Jackson as Penry aka Hong Kong Phooey,Uma Thurman as Rosemary, Harvey Keitel as Sarge. RZA /Wu-Tang Soundtrack. Hard R Rating.
this will help my economy by cifra	Jul 13th, 2009 03:56:04 AM
another bunch of euros saved from being wasted at a movie theater...
Where's my Jonny Quest movie?!?! by Aphex Twin	Jul 13th, 2009 04:03:31 AM
Screw HKP! JQ is movie material untapped! Or is Hollywood too p.c. nowadays to have an Indian character named Hadji running around?
starring ryan reynolds!!!!!!! by alice 13	Jul 13th, 2009 04:44:23 AM
i smell a franchise.
Oh just fuck off! by Boba Fat	Jul 13th, 2009 04:55:09 AM
Seriously,fuck off!
Dyno-Mutt by GooBoy	Jul 13th, 2009 05:55:26 AM
Am I the only one that wants a live action Dyno Mutt and Blue Falcon movie? Now that's prime pickin'!!
JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS by Six Demon Bag	Jul 13th, 2009 06:40:05 AM
loved how it was making FUN of the exact demographic that it was wanting to buy tickets. saw it opening day with my friends..laughed our asses off.
im down for a DYNOMUTT and BLUE FALCON film by Six Demon Bag	Jul 13th, 2009 06:40:55 AM
they should make it with Scooby Doo and then have a super cross over.
harvey birdman the movie film! by ironic_name	Jul 13th, 2009 07:02:20 AM

JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS WAS GOOD. by ironic_name	Jul 13th, 2009 07:03:47 AM

next up: Smurfs, Gummi Bears, Turbo Teen, Polly Pocket by turketron_2	Jul 13th, 2009 07:46:11 AM
Movies.
Pussy is always good - even zombie pussy by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tast es	Jul 13th, 2009 07:50:50 AM

Aphex, They Are, Actually by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 13th, 2009 08:41:26 AM
You want to see why you're unconsciously glad there's no JOHNNY QUEST movie? Watch or read about THE REAL ADVENTURES OF JOHNNY QUEST - where they PCed the villains (they went from evil Chinese masterminds with names like Dr. Sin to white Anglo priests called Jebediah Rage (I am not making this up)). They added a girl because they were worried that four guys travelling together seemed homosexual in some way. They cut down on the use of guns (to zero). That's what you'd get if they made a live-acrion JQ.
Come on, like you didn't think this was going to happen? by Dasher	Jul 13th, 2009 08:59:58 AM
It was inevitable.
I knew it. by Anna Valerious	Jul 13th, 2009 09:03:44 AM
After "Kung Fu Panda", I KNEW this would be next.
Hopefully they use Sublimes by Series7	Jul 13th, 2009 09:40:16 AM
Cover version of the theme song.
Like it or not, this by Subtitles_Off	Jul 13th, 2009 09:43:52 AM
is your kid brother's GHOSTBUSTERS.
I always think the Directed by or Written by names by Series7	Jul 13th, 2009 09:44:42 AM
Are just made up by Seth MacFarlane, like Cherry Chevapravatdumrong. Is that his Richard Bachmen?
we need a fuckin CAPTAIN PLANET movie by turketron_2	Jul 13th, 2009 10:01:40 AM
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, HE IS... CAPTAIN PLANET! GOOOO PLANET!!! Needs all the shitty puns he used to make when he was taking pollution down to zero.
Hong Kong Phooey baddest motherfucker alive. by SID 8.0	Jul 13th, 2009 10:01:59 AM
I think that's how the theme song went. I was only 7 at the time it aired on abc even then I thought that was a bit risque for saturday morning cartoons. 200 million opening weekend. That's pesos not dollars or euros. I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no one at the helm in Hollywood. Live action Hong Kong Phooey (sigh)I've got nothing more to say.
Best theme song of all time Cartoon by Series7	Jul 13th, 2009 10:19:51 AM
The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. The new series from 1996. That is one bad ass song. Followed by X-Men cartoon theme song. Damn I guess they are making a live action Johnny Quest movie starring Zachary Efron?
Karate Kid Remake as The Kung Fu Kid by cymbalta4thedevil	Jul 13th, 2009 10:22:17 AM
With Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith started shooting in China. Where's our Talkback?
Hopefully this means we are one step closer to a live action by Series7	Jul 13th, 2009 10:26:06 AM
Rubik, the Amazing Cube movie! With a rebooted theme song by the new Menudo!
The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest by David Cloverfield	Jul 13th, 2009 11:11:00 AM
was awesome. Theme song and all. ridiculous CGI virtual reality sequences, cool villains - Jeremiah Surd, Ezekiel Rage, hot Jesse Bannon. I would barely speak any english if it wasn't for that show
Gee by thepoohguy	Jul 13th, 2009 11:11:32 AM
I sure hope my "You Raped My Childhood" doll comes before this movie.
great cartoon music you say? THE VENTURE BROS. by turketron_2	Jul 13th, 2009 11:24:28 AM
FUCK YEAHHHH!!!! Dammit, when does that show come back for its next season?
Space Ghost - the Movie. by Snookeroo	Jul 13th, 2009 11:27:05 AM
Jan was hot. You know it's true.
WHAT? Scatman Crothers voiced that piece of shit? by ricarleite2	Jul 13th, 2009 11:41:13 AM
That creepy old guy from Shining who would cry when mentioned Kubrick's name on the making-of featurette?
grear cartoon? by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jul 13th, 2009 12:57:06 PM
PHANTOM 2020-make that film hollywood.go...make it...don't come abck till you "have it the can"...go!
VENTURE BROS by Subtitles_Off	Jul 13th, 2009 01:05:07 PM
I was under the impression there would be new episodes in October, but I was corrected in a Talkback yesterday by one who believes it won't be until 2010.
But we still have to wait for Snagglepuss? by Subtitles_Off	Jul 13th, 2009 01:05:51 PM

EXIT STAGE RIGHT! by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jul 13th, 2009 01:10:04 PM
cumming to theatersnear you 2011!
Snagglepuss -starring Kirstin Dunst by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Tast es	Jul 13th, 2009 01:52:13 PM
Oh, that's snaggletooth! My bad.
Only one man can play Hong Kong Phooey: by JusticeSabre	Jul 13th, 2009 01:53:13 PM
http://www.you tube.com/watch?v=gRqfoXi5d2I
mitortilla says a Magilla Gorilla film "won't work" by Subtitles_Off	Jul 13th, 2009 02:54:06 PM
And that's why mitortilla will never have a high-paying job as a douchebag in Hollywood.
Alex Zamm got his BA at SUNY Binghamton by SnootyBoots	Jul 13th, 2009 05:33:58 PM
whose Film Department (back in the early 80s, anyway) was geared to the experimental avant garde. Stan Brakage, Michael Snow, Kenneth Anger. That kind of thing. Ken Jacobs was a Professor there. "Narrative" was a dirty word. Alex Zamm (try saying that 3 times real fast) comes to Hong Kong Phooey from a long way away. How about trying croutons.
Goddammit then, I want... by PessimusGrime	Jul 13th, 2009 07:57:50 PM
... an Arabians Knights live action movie that ties into a Shazzan live action movie with, of course, Samuel L. Jackson as Shazzan, Hayden Panettiere as Nancy and the voice of Jack Black as Kaboobie the flying camel, followed by a $200 million+ live action Herculoids film directed by Ridley Scott! Hell yeah!
this sounds terrible by zooch	Jul 13th, 2009 10:24:49 PM
Chairman of the Board (the worst movie) and Family Guy (the worst tv show)
poor orci by xalener	Jul 13th, 2009 10:53:45 PM
A movie comes out with a racist joke that wasn't even his idea, and now everyone gives him shit for it. Well, the movie looks bad, but it was only a matter of time after rocky+bowinkle, Dudley dooright, scooby doo, underdog. :/
Shari Lewis has been dead for 11 years, DrMorbius by The Garbage Man	Jul 14th, 2009 10:14:37 AM
Zombie Shari Lewis, however, is a well known sell-out.

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