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Mel Gibson May Stick His Hand Into Jodie Foster's BEAVER!!

I thought by welsh12uk	Jul 10th, 2009 09:25:08 AM
Mel was walking around with a Beaver puppet on his hand already?
Speechless by EastcoastAvenger	Jul 10th, 2009 09:25:35 AM
Please no.
That depends... is she a f&&&ing jew? by V'Shael	Jul 10th, 2009 09:27:21 AM
Seriously, has Mel not been barred for life, from like, the whole of planet Earth?
Haha..Mr. Hat yelled at you! by Logan_1973	Jul 10th, 2009 09:27:24 AM
You guys couldn't resist your headline, I couldn't resist mine...
Gibson wants his acting Oscar by SoylentMean	Jul 10th, 2009 09:27:26 AM
If they make this movie I really hope they take the "The" off the title.
I don't see this happening by Series7	Jul 10th, 2009 09:28:50 AM
Just don't. Anyone remember Mel's cameo in Paparazzi?
I know plenty of guys who use their hand as a beaver... by BurnHollywood	Jul 10th, 2009 09:29:13 AM
...So what?
Cunt: The Movie by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 10th, 2009 09:38:05 AM

Gibson to direct Foster in "SUGARTITS: THE MOVIE" by ZombieHeathLedger	Jul 10th, 2009 09:38:31 AM

there you go SC Mike by Six Demon Bag	Jul 10th, 2009 09:39:35 AM

Well, I can't bitch about this being a remake... by YackBacker	Jul 10th, 2009 09:42:10 AM
But it does sound kind of awful regardless.
8 \| by alice 13	Jul 10th, 2009 09:45:37 AM
one sugar tits and hes spitting teeth.
Mel-mutha-phukkin-Gibson! by Kenshiro_187	Jul 10th, 2009 09:46:47 AM
He is the MAN! Another Oscar nom for Mad Max in this. Speaking of which, GET BACK ON THE ROAD and KILL SOME DOGS OF WAR!!!!
BETTER HEADLINES........ by ass clown	Jul 10th, 2009 09:50:12 AM
Mel Gibson ponders whether it makes career sense to thrust himself into Jodie Foster's Beaver. or Mel Gibson ponders to take control of Jodie Foster's Beaver. or Mel Gibson backs away from Jesus and looks to put his unit into Jodie Foster's Beaver.
I can't imagine this as anything but crazy by Spandau Belly	Jul 10th, 2009 09:50:25 AM
Go for it.
Mel by ass clown	Jul 10th, 2009 09:50:43 AM

jodie's tits in panic room = sugartits by moviemaven83	Jul 10th, 2009 09:51:21 AM

Say what you will about by slone13	Jul 10th, 2009 09:51:39 AM

What do you think Mr.Hat? by Cronkit	Jul 10th, 2009 09:51:55 AM
Ya, thats right. Big floppy donkey dick.
What do you think Mr.Hat? by Cronkit	Jul 10th, 2009 09:51:57 AM
Ya, thats right. Big floppy donkey dick.
MEL GIBSON SHOULD DIRECT JESUS VS MAD MAX by ass clown	Jul 10th, 2009 09:52:12 AM
JIM CAVAZIEL REPRISED HIS ROLE AS JESUS TO TAKE ON AGING ACTION STAR MEL GIBSON IN A RELIGIOUS BATTLE THAT WILL HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD PREYING FOR MERCY.
Say what you will about Mel Gibson by slone13	Jul 10th, 2009 09:52:29 AM
...but the son of a bitch knows story structure.
CGI MUHAMMAD MOVIE DIRECTED BY JAMES CAMERON by ass clown	Jul 10th, 2009 09:57:21 AM
IF THEY DO THE MOHAMMAD MOVIE WITH PHOTO REALISTIC CGI, THAT SHOULD SHUT THOSE CRAZY SUICIDE BOMBERS UP LONG ENOUGH TO ENJOY A NICE CHARACTER PIECE. MEL GIBSON CAN WEAR THE MOTION SUIT AND CAN GROW HIS ARAB BEARD BACK OUT. MAYBE EVEN HAVE A FIGHT SCENE BETWEEN CGI MOHOAMMAD, JESUS, AND SANTA CLAUS.
MEL SKIPPING MAD MAX 4, FOR A JODIE FOSTER FILM?!?! by Sinister Guido	Jul 10th, 2009 10:05:37 AM
Take a cue from Stallone and revisit your iconic character. It will save your career!
OF ALL THE SHIT MEL COULD DO by Mullah Omar	Jul 10th, 2009 10:06:03 AM
...he wants to star in a film about a guy with a hand puppet? Come on, dude, give us some other epic period piece in a marginalized language. Shit, give us a film about the Tower of Babylon or something. Even if Mel just directed Biblical stories the rest of his career, at least they'd be packed with carnage. But a film about a hand puppet? Rather than Mad Max? Come on.
Mel Gibson sez nice beaver to Jodie Foster by skimn	Jul 10th, 2009 10:08:33 AM
Jodie responds, "None for you breeder."
what a dumbassed idea!!! by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jul 10th, 2009 10:11:47 AM
HOLLYWOOD-SERIOSULY-WHAT THE FUCK? I got a screenplay for you(cheap too!)-it's about a guy who talk to his own shit, after he deposits it in the toilet.Then, in typical hollywood fashion-there's a babe who also pines for his attention..leaving the audience to wonder...will he choose his doodoo or the hot mamma? For a low low price of $50,000 HOLLYWOOD-YOU can find out!
Taco Flavored Kisses! by DarthJedi	Jul 10th, 2009 10:12:23 AM
Yackbacker, yes you can. South Park did it with the Jennifer Lopez/Ben Afleck episode where Cartman had the Jennifer Lopez hand puppet.
MEL....DONT DO IT by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jul 10th, 2009 10:16:53 AM
I don't hate you-you're a GREAT DIRECTOR-and you'r a good actor too...don't for this bullshit.Go make a TAKEN-type film-and get back to your testertone fuled films man! Not some redonk bullshit that just can't be a REAL script.
That title! by the new transported man	Jul 10th, 2009 10:20:31 AM
It gave me LOLZ at the office. You have to imagine it with screaming emphasis on "beaver".
LOLd at the title... by Gd00	Jul 10th, 2009 10:20:43 AM

ATTN: Mel Gibson by fassbinder79	Jul 10th, 2009 10:23:48 AM
Love your work regardless of what anyone says about you. You're the man! But listen...DON'T DO THIS FILM! Jodie Foster is talented and everything but you really need to come back with a bang and this isn't it. My suggestion...Try and work with The Hughes Brothers, Paul Verhoeven or Antoine Fuqua on an action/thriller. One of those three directors could do wonders for you. But its going to have to be an action or suspense film. No question about that.
So why was Mel vilified? by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform	Jul 10th, 2009 10:24:53 AM
You've got so-called black leaders like Farrakhan and Sharpton and Jackson and other race sharks running around making antisemitic remarks but no one will touch them because they're afraid of being labeled a racist. But these same hypocrites have no problems coming after white people if they say even the slightest un-PC thing.
the beaver?? by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jul 10th, 2009 10:25:52 AM
their really naming a movie the beaver?!?!?!? you cant be serious!!!
Mel's gotta eat . . . beaver. by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon	Jul 10th, 2009 10:28:56 AM
After buying his own private island, cheating on his wife, and the possibility of child support Mel's gotta eat. So daddy's out for a paycheck.
Ward ..I'm worried about the Beaver.. by mr dark	Jul 10th, 2009 10:32:52 AM
Mel Gibson has his hand up the Beavers ass..
idrinkyourmilkshake, you're right... by Kenshiro_187	Jul 10th, 2009 10:39:47 AM
I take back what I said, MEL-mutha-phukkin-GIBSON make a Taken like film! Make Max 4, go back to the Thunderdome and RULE! DIRECT a Taken-esque film, make it bloody! make another historical epic, do something other than being directed by Nell.
idrinkyourmilkshake... by Kenshiro_187	Jul 10th, 2009 10:40:11 AM
I DRINK IT UP! SSssssssspppppppp!
They real reason they hate him is because by estacado1	Jul 10th, 2009 10:41:30 AM
He made The Passion of the Christ. Though the scene where the Jews take responsibility for Christ's death was deleted, that fact that he actually filmed that scene and second guessed about deleting it didn't sit well will the Jews. And the Hollywood Jew big kahunas need make him an example of him. So his next slip up will be overblown in true Hollywood publicity style. If you are homophobic, you can survive in Hollywood; if you are anti Black; you can survive in Hollywood; if you're anti Islam, you can survive in Hollywood; but if you are ani-Semetic ....
What a freaking sensationalist title designed by NotVeryFunny	Jul 10th, 2009 10:47:00 AM
to show how utterly stupid this site can get.
but if you are ani-Semetic .... by Series7	Jul 10th, 2009 10:55:18 AM
You make your own Hollywood, called Icon Pictures.
We get Jodie's Beaver instead of FURY ROAD? by Mennen	Jul 10th, 2009 11:03:18 AM
HOW ABOUT LETHAL 5?
Mel as Ward, Jody as June by ME_M	Jul 10th, 2009 11:06:11 AM
This is obviously a remake of the "Leave It to Beaver" film, except with hit men.
Maverick by enderandrew	Jul 10th, 2009 11:06:15 AM
That film was surprisingly fun. My question is will Gibson go insane to "impress Jody Foster?"
mel is right! by ironic_name	Jul 10th, 2009 11:13:26 AM

Doesn't sound original by D.Vader	Jul 10th, 2009 11:35:16 AM
Sounds like Lars the Real Girl meets the Puppet Boy in that Amanda Bynes Snow White adaptation "Sydney White".
Haven't read any posts yet . . . by Nice Marmot	Jul 10th, 2009 11:42:46 AM
. . . so I'm guessing I'm not the first to say that Mel can sure play crazy. I like the idea as I've heard this is funny but also gets pretty friggin' dark and serious. Also, I think there is a super cool, violent as hell, non Mad Max directing gig out there for Mel. Something totally original that will just blow our little fanboy minds.
Another title suggestion: by BizarroJerry	Jul 10th, 2009 11:51:10 AM
Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster Both Interested in Beaver
Mel, you sure you want a comeback playing a lunatic? by ricarleite2	Jul 10th, 2009 12:09:22 PM
I don't know... Well, the Beaver's not a jew, I can tell you that.
MEL DOES BEAVER BUT NOT MAD MAX???? by uberman	Jul 10th, 2009 12:19:30 PM
Mel, we know your crazy in ways that the general public has yet to discover, and doing BEAVER right now will further cement your new status as crazy religious bigot guy. Want to generate some positive PR for a change? Go back and do MAD MAX again like we all want. Thats the smart money.
kenshiro directs by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jul 10th, 2009 12:23:34 PM
TAKEN AGAIN! Starring Mel Gibson! They take his daughter...and yadda yadda yadda.
How about a Movie.... by DrMorbius	Jul 10th, 2009 12:24:28 PM
....where Mel wears a sock puppet on his dick!
I LIKE YOUR BEAVER! by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jul 10th, 2009 12:25:03 PM
I lick it up! sssssp!
Or just a MEAT PUPPET Movie? by DrMorbius	Jul 10th, 2009 12:25:05 PM

Its should be a revenge movie..... by theycallmemrtibbs	Jul 10th, 2009 12:26:16 PM
Eddie Haskell violently kills Wally, Ward and rapes Misses Cleavor (Jodi Foster) on a pinball machine. At this point in his life, returning from a seedy lifestyle on the West Coast, The Beaver (Mel Gibson) comes back home as an angry old, racial slur spitting version of himself whose out for revenge.
sigh! by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jul 10th, 2009 12:28:10 PM
Okay Mel.....make Lethal Wepaon 22. I'll take that over this fake-ass, to stupid-to-be-true film. And Jodie Foster-what a goddamn shame we lsot you to lesbian-ism.You were kinda a babe in your younger days(like when she directed that film she was in, where you she a genius kid).God, hollywood is all sorts of fucked up. ANYONE WANNA BUY A SCRIPT?
Early innuendo on TV by DrMorbius	Jul 10th, 2009 12:30:05 PM
June Cleaver, "Gee Ward, you were a little rough on the BEAVER last night"!!!
That headline by Dr_PepperSpray	Jul 10th, 2009 12:30:47 PM
. . Bravo.
Mel Gibson as the Jew-hating Eddie Haskell... by LaneMyersClassic	Jul 10th, 2009 12:39:27 PM
In this loosely-based biopic of the Menedez brothers killings. Wally and The Beaver plan the murders of their abusive parents, Ward and June.
Mel needs a kick ass revenge movie by darthvedder81	Jul 10th, 2009 12:49:15 PM
That's his bread & butter. I'm really looking forward to "Edge of Darkness" though.
Mel Gibson STARS in CHEESEY-BREAD by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jul 10th, 2009 12:50:51 PM
About a man who talk to his imaginary CHEESY BREAD(stale no less!)-as if it were a real person.Hilarity ensues!Drink it up middle america
TEN BUCKS by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jul 10th, 2009 12:52:11 PM
says Mel follows this up with another "chick flick" (a la WHAT WOMEN WANT)..that somehow involves Mel wearing a woman's dress and makeup.COUNT ON IT!
Beaver Cameos by Jonas Grumpy	Jul 10th, 2009 12:58:28 PM
I heard "The Beaver" will feature cameos from Pinky Lee, Harry Dean Stanton, and George W. Bush.
"The Beaver"... by Jonas Grumpy	Jul 10th, 2009 12:59:12 PM
...opening wide at a theater near you!
"The Beaver" Soundtrack by Jonas Grumpy	Jul 10th, 2009 01:00:48 PM
Featuring music from Pink, Whitesnake, Lovin' Spoonful, 10CC, Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, and The Slits.
"Nice Beaver!" by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looki ng_for	Jul 10th, 2009 01:01:40 PM
"Thanks. I just had it stuffed." Mad Mel and Foster = Goodness
How the fuck can this be made into a film? by scriptgirl_nipples	Jul 10th, 2009 01:04:17 PM
It's a film about a man who wears a beaver puppet on his hand For Fucks Sake!! I'll wait for the remake.
Hollywood is over the sugartits, anti-Jew, etc about Gibson by skimn	Jul 10th, 2009 01:04:53 PM
They're still kicking themselves in the ass over passing Passion, so it went to Newcastle, and made a mint. Hollywood is pretty thick skinned about everything except money.
I guess it's fine as long as the puppet is not Jewish by Alkeoholic77	Jul 10th, 2009 01:07:46 PM
We know Mel "The King of All Nipple Rubs" Gibson would have none of that.
HAHAHA, it's funny because beaver is another word for vagina! by TheMarineBiologist	Jul 10th, 2009 01:11:57 PM
Classy, AICN.
mel by ironic_name	Jul 10th, 2009 01:26:20 PM
is cool.
Overrated Screenplay by VermithraxPejorative	Jul 10th, 2009 01:33:26 PM
This screenplay is really overrated. I did not even chuckle as I was reading it so I don't think it's a comedy. Then again, I thought Butter was awesome and some think that was overrated. I really don't see any similarities to kaufman's writing other than it's weird subject matter.
Great article title by Tall_Boy66	Jul 10th, 2009 01:34:48 PM
Why would people complain about this? Vag jokes are funny!
Maybe this could work if directed by by skimn	Jul 10th, 2009 01:41:24 PM
Bobcat Goldthwait. Yea, I'm serious.
"Kyle Killen's 'BEAVER' has generated huge heat..." by MrMysteryGuest	Jul 10th, 2009 01:53:43 PM
WTF?!?!?!
Will this movie be filmed in Intercourse, PA? by MrMysteryGuest	Jul 10th, 2009 01:54:31 PM

What's the difference between a beaver puppet and a pizza. by AzulTool	Jul 10th, 2009 02:05:43 PM
You know..the beaver puppet is replacing...Uh...yeah
The original puppet was Gonzo, but Mel refuses to work with him. by AzulTool	Jul 10th, 2009 02:09:09 PM

OK, a Beaver puppet, sigh... by Star Hump	Jul 10th, 2009 02:23:44 PM
At this point, fuck it. Just do SOMETHING Mel. Really though, can't you give us another kick-ass adventure like Apocalypto?
He's got that Martin Campbell flick coming out by skimn	Jul 10th, 2009 02:33:23 PM
this year, doesn't he?
My name is Tallulah.. by The Dark Shite	Jul 10th, 2009 02:37:32 PM
Every young boy's dream. At leat if you're an Old boy like me.
Bugsy Malone reference > Leaver It To Beaver jokes by gavdiggity	Jul 10th, 2009 02:56:11 PM
Dark Shite for the win.
Lesbi-Friends by Linguo_IS_Dead	Jul 10th, 2009 02:57:32 PM
I've always found Foster to be milftastic...perhaps I can get her back to our bullpen. I do have what the ladies like. You know it.
GIVE ME BACK MY SON!! by snaps_provolone	Jul 10th, 2009 03:00:56 PM
Just have him repeat it over and over during the movie.
Best. Headline. Ever. by TedKordLives	Jul 10th, 2009 03:06:54 PM
Don't care if it's been said-That is some funny shit.
You know, "original" ideas like this... by Nasty In The Pasty	Jul 10th, 2009 03:10:30 PM
...are why so many remakes are greenlit these days.
Touche On The Headline by Crow3711	Jul 10th, 2009 03:11:33 PM
Well shot. And this sounds perfect for good ol Mel. The guys fuckin batshit insane, I can't wait to see him make all those funny faces he does in every movie at an inanimate object. I'm game. I hope he smears his shit all over the walls in one scene too. For good measure.
No! I'm not jacking off! The Beaver's just giving me oral! by AzulTool	Jul 10th, 2009 03:33:21 PM

Beaver Heat! by TedKordLives	Jul 10th, 2009 04:24:56 PM
We MUST find a way to harness the heat being generated by Kyle Killen's Beaver! It can be converted to safe green energy. Hmmm, perhaps Kyle's Beaver Heat could power Timberlake's Green Lantern Ring?
Aw come on! by TedKordLives	Jul 10th, 2009 05:22:35 PM
That was kinda funny, wasn't it?
Mel Gibson Lends His Hand To Jodie Foster's BEAVER!!! by YackBacker	Jul 10th, 2009 05:33:56 PM
That would have been my version of the title.
Mel Gibson Runs Head-First Into Jodie Foster's BEAVER!!! by YackBacker	Jul 10th, 2009 05:34:26 PM
Another alternative.
Mel Gibson Wants In On Jodie Foster's BEAVER!!! by YackBacker	Jul 10th, 2009 05:35:04 PM
Keep em comin!
I tought Mel liked fat cops? by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 10th, 2009 05:52:15 PM

What is The Black List??? by manifestchaos	Jul 10th, 2009 06:18:39 PM
I am assuming it's not a run-of-the-mill blacklist, because if this generated (negative) "heat" and became the most frowned-upon film in Hollywood, surely you'd be telling us why. So what does that mean?
You may as well close up shop now. by Darkman	Jul 10th, 2009 06:20:40 PM
No one will ever top that headline for sheer belly laughs.
Mel Gibson... by TedKordLives	Jul 10th, 2009 06:36:14 PM
hurls himself headlong into Jodie Foster's Beaver!
Shop's open for business, motherfathers. by TedKordLives	Jul 10th, 2009 06:38:39 PM
Mel Gibson in tenative talks to tear into Jodie Foster's Beaver!
HEY MEL, JODIE IS A LESBIAN!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 10th, 2009 06:52:14 PM
GOOD LUCK BUDDY!
Check out the adjoining ad: Geek 2 Geek lets really ugly people by Pop_aristocrat	Jul 10th, 2009 07:28:28 PM

First day on set; by TedKordLives	Jul 10th, 2009 07:35:42 PM
'Hey Sugartits, where do you want me?'
Second day on set: by TedKordLives	Jul 10th, 2009 08:04:20 PM
'Mel, that's not the beaver you're supposed to put your hand in.'
soundtrack by by frank cotton	Jul 10th, 2009 08:25:38 PM
HOLE
"Do the beavers still speak to you Clarice?" by SID 8.0	Jul 10th, 2009 09:15:54 PM
A beaver on his hand. Really? A beaver on his hand. I don't know what the black list is but this should be put back on it.
So the puppet guy from Sydney White by betterlookingthanyou	Jul 10th, 2009 09:16:13 PM
is getting his own spinoff?
This will Look Good on The Marquee by cymbalta4thedevil	Jul 10th, 2009 11:01:59 PM
Next to Kevin Smith's A COUPLE OF DICKS.
Guy Ritchie should Direct by cymbalta4thedevil	Jul 10th, 2009 11:06:04 PM
From the Maker of SNATCH...
Triple feature: Foster's BEAVER. Ritchie's SNATCH. Kelly's THE B by Serious Black	Jul 10th, 2009 11:09:10 PM
It is meant to be. Now if only someone would title a movie GASH or MUFF...
don't forget PECKER by frank cotton	Jul 10th, 2009 11:34:19 PM

Is Oscar bait a genre yet? by Nem_Wan	Jul 11th, 2009 07:13:10 AM
Casting Mel Gibson as a crazy guy. A thrill ride from Y to Z.
MEL GIBSON WILL FUCK JODIE FOSTER UP THE ASS by theplant	Jul 11th, 2009 07:24:59 AM
BY REFUSING TO DIVE IN BEAVER - NEW AICN HEADLINE, 09 09 09
This is by far the best AICN headline I have ever seen. by Ironhelix	Jul 11th, 2009 07:29:53 PM

Mel Gibson rubs Jodie's Beaver the right way by Avon	Jul 12th, 2009 12:50:47 PM

Mel Gibson replaces his Passion of Christ with a Passion for Jod by Avon	Jul 12th, 2009 12:52:18 PM

The Beaver and Mel, Jodie wants it oh-oh-oh... by Avon	Jul 12th, 2009 12:53:41 PM
...the well dried up.
Mel Gibson has nothing to apologize for... by blue1622	Jul 12th, 2009 06:07:49 PM
Serio, fucking Obama sat in Jeremiah Wright's church for a decade plus, as that doddering psycho preached all manner of anti-white/jew/asian hate, and it didn't stop his weirdo, svengali ass from being elected president. also, i lolled when Bruno called Gibson der fuhrer.
Love the Headline. by OutlawsDelejos	Jul 12th, 2009 06:55:33 PM

Shari Lewis is ADAMANT by DrMorbius	Jul 12th, 2009 09:41:25 PM
"LAMB CHOP" can lick Jodie Foster's beaver any day of the week!!!
Like Kaufman = Its corny but confusing so Kaufman is our excuse by fisheater	Jul 12th, 2009 11:30:40 PM

I went to Beaver college pursuing a degree in.. by iwasredempted	Jul 12th, 2009 11:57:57 PM
applied mechanics. It was very moist and humid there but a thoroughly enjoyable experience for me. I learned to play the skin flute on campus there. when i play it now it always reminds me of happy times at Beaver college such as the time this tasty coed played country on her clitar.

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