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Is it me or does
by Wheel99
Jul 8th, 2009
09:27:56 PM
Big Dave and Seabiscut sound like horse porn?
Seanbiscuit
by MJDeViant
Jul 8th, 2009
09:28:18 PM
The year that Mikey from the Goonies won the Kentucky derby!
Forth
by DrMorbius
Jul 8th, 2009
09:30:16 PM
OOps , fith
by DrMorbius
Jul 8th, 2009
09:30:41 PM
the "b" is very close to the "n" on my keyboard.
by Hercules
Jul 8th, 2009
09:32:43 PM
It may be elsewhere on yours.

"Seanbiscuit" is a pretty funny typo. I hope you enjoyed it while you had the chance.


by Logie007
Jul 8th, 2009
09:33:07 PM
They've had a good bunch of writers on this film, sounds promising.
hmm, this is somewhat reassuring
by mattforce7
Jul 8th, 2009
09:33:25 PM
Spidy 3 sucked bawwwwls
NEEDS LIZARD
by DrMorbius
Jul 8th, 2009
09:33:53 PM
More Doc Connors!
But will he be "emo"?
by Lashlarue
Jul 8th, 2009
09:34:23 PM
Truth be told I've never seen Spiderman 3. You guys have written so many angry comments, I've decided to save myself the agony of seeing it.

How bad could it be?

I loved "Pleasanville” and “Seanbiscuit"
by AndrewWanKenobi
Jul 8th, 2009
09:34:30 PM
Just sayin'
How about the Vulture?
by Fico
Jul 8th, 2009
09:35:20 PM
played by Martin Landau
Gee, how many songs does Dunst "sing" this time?
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jul 8th, 2009
09:35:24 PM
Sorry, this won't be getting my money. Tobey is 40 years old and to call him 'wooden' is an insult to wood. Part 3 ruined Venom, gave us Saturday Night Fever Parker, and tortured us with not one but TWO nails on chalkboard songs (in a super-hero movie!) sung by Snaggletooth Dunst who couldn't carry a tune in a fifty gallon bucket AND dissed all the fans during the SM3 press junket b/c she didn't think she was coming back and knew what a turd her movie was. If Raimi hadn't done DRAG ME TO HELL he would've lost all geeklove by now. This is a franchise in serious need of a REBOOT! Pass.
I think I'm gonna change my name to
by Bald Evil
Jul 8th, 2009
09:36:26 PM
Big Dave Seabiscuit. It has a nice ring to it.
Or ELECTRO?
by DrMorbius
Jul 8th, 2009
09:39:50 PM
And as mentioned, the VULTURE.

Yeah, thats the ticket!

Needs Bruce Campbell and Ted Raimi
by ackack
Jul 8th, 2009
09:42:45 PM
No more cameos!
Sam Raimi officially sucks now
by Exasperilious
Jul 8th, 2009
09:42:53 PM
Shame too as I love Darkman and the Evil Dead movies. Go rewatch Spiderman 1 and 2. They're pretty bad.
Still haven't seen #3...nor do I care to.
by tylerzero
Jul 8th, 2009
09:43:18 PM
What about a Can Crusher cameo?
by DreamSeasonBobby
Jul 8th, 2009
09:43:43 PM
This obscure villan was in a Spiderman episode of the Electric Company in the early 70s, to which Morgan Freeman provided gravitas voice over. 3 more Sony films to go, my tingling senses say...the Can Crusher LIVES. Or, you know, notsomuch.
continuity..?
by darthwaz1
Jul 8th, 2009
09:43:44 PM
would Michael Clark Duncan play kingpin again? at first I didn't like Daredevil, the the director's cut is actually really good. Spidey 3? eh- it's watchable...
For the last time, guys...
by Pop_aristocrat
Jul 8th, 2009
09:43:48 PM
Spidey can't use Kingpin in the film series. Universal has screen rights to all Daredevil related characters until they relinquish the franchise. "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if they put Magneto in there? I bet its Magneto."
@DrMorbius
by gramblor
Jul 8th, 2009
09:45:53 PM
Are you implying Jon Lovitz as the Vulture? Or as Electro?
MYSTERIO
by DrMorbius
Jul 8th, 2009
09:46:18 PM
gramblor
by DrMorbius
Jul 8th, 2009
09:48:58 PM
......no, my girlfriend Morgan Fairchild, whom I've slept with......
I hope if Electro is put in....
by Anna Valerious
Jul 8th, 2009
09:49:03 PM
...he won't have that stupid looking costume. What is up with the electric starfish mask? That doesn't say 'villainous', that just says 'Burning Man reject'.
I hope it's as cheesy and gay as the first 2 movies
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jul 8th, 2009
09:51:29 PM
Then I'll get to hear all the 16 year old goons tell me how great it is.

Anna V
by DrMorbius
Jul 8th, 2009
09:52:02 PM
Now that you mention it!!

But MYSTERIO'S costume would be so cool!

This is going to be terrible
by TheFluxCapacitor
Jul 8th, 2009
09:55:47 PM
Sam Raimi, how many songs will MJ sing this time? Are we going to see him in Spider-Man costume at all this time, or will he just be watching MJ sing? SING SING SING. WHY DID YOU HAVE SO MANY SONG AND DANCE NUMBERS IN A COMIC-BOOK ACTION/ADVENTURE FILM? WHY DID YOU RUIN VENOM? AND WHEN HE WAS VENOM FOR ABOUT 5 SECONDS, WHY DID YOU NOT LET US SEE CLOSE-UPS OF HIS FACE AND RESORT TO HAVING US LOOK AT ERIC FORMAN? Whoa. Sorry. I just... wow. Sorry everyone.
Mr. Raimi,
by SunkUboat
Jul 8th, 2009
09:56:03 PM
Please go into Spiderman 4 as if Spiderman 3 didn't happen. Just don't take the Bryan Singer approach a la Superman Returns.
Kraven The Hunter.
by TheFluxCapacitor
Jul 8th, 2009
09:57:09 PM
I'm for Kraven the Hunter in Spider-Man 4. Is it cliche to say 'Russell Crowe'? Well damn it... I want Russell Crow.
What should have been...
by TheFluxCapacitor
Jul 8th, 2009
09:59:58 PM
The arc for Venom should have began as a C plot in Spider-Man 3, come to fruition in Spider-Man 4, and then set the stage for Carnage in Spiderman 6 (Spider-Man 5 could've been a break from that, but had a few hints and bits here and there... another C storyline, if you will). But none of what I say matters obviously, as we are looking at a film version of whatever that crap they're putting on Broadway is going to be. "Spider-Man: In The Dark", with music by Bono. WHO CARES IF IT'S MUSIC BY BONO? WHO CARES IF ELVIS RETURNS FROM THE GRAVE TO COMPOSE? SPIDER-MAN ISN'T A MUSICAL. Well, Spider-Man 3 was. Thanks again, Sam. Awesome.
After that bad third one - agree with SunkUboat
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jul 8th, 2009
10:18:56 PM
Lets forget it and move one.

Though Superman Returns is hardly a shining example.

What I am worried about is they are going to push for dark too much, Spidy is a different kind of comic to Dark knight and his quips, fun aspects need to be acknowledged as well.

Dave is way underrated...very funny film
by BadMrWonka
Jul 8th, 2009
10:29:29 PM
Kevin Kline has such great timing...I'm gonna have to se if that's on bluray.
Stop with these dumb Kingpin rumors
by D.Vader
Jul 8th, 2009
10:29:56 PM
Just like Homer's desire to live under the sea, it AINT gonna happen.
Couldn't Homer....
by DrMorbius
Jul 8th, 2009
10:33:54 PM
...rent a room from Spongebob Squarepants?
Oh my yes.
by CoursinLarry
Jul 8th, 2009
10:39:01 PM
Carnage should never be in a Spider-man movie
by Gwai Lo
Jul 8th, 2009
10:39:19 PM
NEVER. DO YOU HEAR ME? NEVER.
Villains for the fourth - The Lizard and Kraven
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jul 8th, 2009
10:39:48 PM
They have been building to the Lizard for sometime, and think to add Kraven to the mix could really make sense, with a "lizard" and a "spider" on the loose, and maybe Kraven will realise he needs a lizard to help catch a spider.
Sinister Six!
by SquireWamba
Jul 8th, 2009
10:49:06 PM
'nuff said...
Spider-Man 4 is going to kick ass
by tompiltoff
Jul 8th, 2009
10:51:11 PM
The way I see it, complaining about Spider-Man 3 means shit in regards to a new, completely Raimi controlled 4. The script has been in the hands of pretty talented writers, there's no reason not to be completely optimistic at this point.
But Kraven sux
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jul 8th, 2009
11:05:40 PM
I always hated Kraven with his Tom Selleck moustache, leopard capri pants and little slippy shoes. I realize they'll prob give him an x-men leather costume re-design but he doesn't even have any powers. I like Doc Connors and Lizard but how about Scorpion or D'Spayre?
Actually, I'll ask him about Mysterio
by hallmitchell
Jul 8th, 2009
11:08:31 PM
I like the scriptwriters who have been on this. Zodiac is a tremendous script.
I've long voted for a Lizard/Kraven combo...
by Chewtoy
Jul 8th, 2009
11:11:10 PM
...Where Kraven comes to hunt Doctor Conners as the Lizard, and Spidey has to try and capture and cure him before Kraven can finish him off. If you're going to do more than one villain, they need to logically relate to each other within the plot.
How about NO villian?
by KarlKolchak
Jul 8th, 2009
11:13:53 PM
Focus on Spidey in New York, doing Spidey-type stuff. Oh, that's right. They can't do that. It would limit the opportunities for Happy Meal toys.

I'd settle for no Kirsten Dunst. Enough already with that crap.

i'll wait for the Shia LaBeouf-led reboot
by jackknifed_juggernaut
Jul 8th, 2009
11:18:06 PM
flame all you want, but he'd be the perfect Peter Parker/Spider-Man in a reboot. he'd definitely be able to channel the wise-cracking aspect of Spidey *sorely* absent from Tobey's iteration. seriously, how long is it going to take for Tobey to stop fucking moping around, sad and unsure of himself? shit was cool in S1, but goddamn... by the end of S2 he should've been in full swing (pardon the pun). just give it up, guy... and don't even get me started on MJ...
It blows my mind that...
by DanielKurland
Jul 8th, 2009
11:18:50 PM
the same person who wrote The Rundown, also wrote Zodiac.
Zombie - re Kraven
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jul 8th, 2009
11:21:37 PM
I think if you go strictly down the early Kraven, who can easily be over the top and thus silly you have a point. But I think you can easily make a few changes from the classic version to make him more modern and less over the top.

If you go classic Kraven, it could be about adding a trophy to his cabinet, but he could really be a hired killer/bounty hunter hired by the Mafia or another interest group.

Really its about a human, who doesn't need powers, who uses ingenuity, equipment, incredible training to deal with animals much bigger/stronger and faster than himself or super powered beings.

No one in the world will suggest this Kraven casting...
by DanielKurland
Jul 8th, 2009
11:24:34 PM
And it will absolutely never happen, but Angus Macfayden would at least be a viable person to CONSIDER.
THIS TIME MAYBE SPIDEY WILL HAVE FUN
by Mullah Omar
Jul 8th, 2009
11:29:09 PM
This series is too goddamned brooding for its own good. Let's get back to superheroes actually ENJOYING their fucking powers.
CharlesThomasMathews1978
by The Funketeer
Jul 8th, 2009
11:31:09 PM
The fact that you think the symbiote story was worth two movies shows you have no clue what you were talking about. Venom is one of the most boring and over used villains in Spider-Man's history. He never should have been in the third movie at all.
CharlesThomasMatthews...
by DanielKurland
Jul 8th, 2009
11:32:45 PM
All incredibly valid points. I'd have enjoyed watching that movie.
It's fucking crazy that...
by DanielKurland
Jul 8th, 2009
11:35:03 PM
When Spider-Man 2 came out, so many were heralding it as the BEST comic book movie. It's just funny to see only after a few years later, how drastically not only this franchise itself has changed, but also the climate and general attitude toward comic book movies.
TOBEY MCGUIRE IS NOT A GOOD ACTOR
by IForgotAbout19
Jul 8th, 2009
11:40:25 PM
Thank you.
What if.........
by DrMorbius
Jul 8th, 2009
11:42:00 PM
...they have a shower scene with Peter "motorboating" Mary Jane?

You're welcome Hollywood!

exactly, Mullah
by jackknifed_juggernaut
Jul 8th, 2009
11:43:19 PM
it blows my mind that 3 films in, Peter is still a mopey, self-doubting cunt. dude, you're a guy with the abilities of a goddamned spider! go enjoy that shit! oh, and while we're at it...

can we please cut out the music bit(s) for 4? please?

can we have someone other than MJ held hostage in the end? is she the only bitch Spidey will put his life on the line for?

can Aunt May kick the fucking bucket? we get it. you miss Uncle Ben and are proud of Peter... move on.

i guess it really doesn't matter, because short of a reboot, any changes they make for S4 will be in vain. this franchise has been irreparably crippled by S3.

Lizard has GOT to be in this damn thing...
by sonnyfern
Jul 8th, 2009
11:45:27 PM
I'm down for Lizard and Morbius! And yeah...more Spider-Man, less Peter Parker please...
CAN THERE BE MORE THAN 5 MINUTES OF ACTION IN THIS ONE?
by HaterofCrap
Jul 8th, 2009
11:49:50 PM
for fuck sake, spiderman movies are so boring. peter parker is a fuckin jerkoff, i hate him. and spiderman barely ever does anything cool. its just about feelings and morals. its like being forced to learn to share in kindergarten all over again.
Miyamoto and CharlesThomasMatthews
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jul 8th, 2009
11:51:21 PM
Miyamoto- re:Kraven. I admit the Kraven/Lizard plot works but meh. I don't go to SUPERhero movies to see Jason Bourne/Sigfried and Roy combo with no powers. But yes, Kraven would need a serious image overhaul. If it is Kraven they should cast Gerard Butler.

CHARLESTHOMASMATTHEWS - I can't watch parts I n II anymore either because III sucked so bad. I like your version til you went off on the date rap tangent. Ehhhh, not in a Spidey movie, thx.
oh, and KEEP YOUR GODDAMNED MASK ON!!
by jackknifed_juggernaut
Jul 8th, 2009
11:53:04 PM
characters like BC and kingpin are to DRAB to use for a big bude
by King Conan
Jul 9th, 2009
12:01:33 AM
summer blockbuster action flick. you need kraven/lizard or electro/rhino
I tried re-watching Spidey 3 the other night.
by Kid Idioteque
Jul 9th, 2009
12:04:57 AM
Hadn't seen it since opening weekend. Pretty much unwatchable. Thankfully the disc started fucking up halfway through the movie. Even my PS3 has higher standards than that, apparently. So, bottom line... this is good news.
well guess what uncle bens first killer is coming back
by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN
Jul 9th, 2009
12:10:20 AM
AGAIN and the actor playing him was quoted as saying "who said i died" in refrence to the first movie. HOW ABOUT THE FACT WE ALL SAT THERE AND WATCH YOU DIED!!!! FUCK YOU RAIMI!!
I never thought of it that way...
by DanielKurland
Jul 9th, 2009
12:13:01 AM
But it's really shocking that Raimi DOES decide to show Parker's corruption with him fucking dressing in black and other incredibly "easy" methods. It works, I guess. But there are immensely better ways to show it, and Raimi most definitely does take the easy way out.
Just saw Drag me to Hell.... booooring.
by mistergreen
Jul 9th, 2009
12:14:03 AM
corruption?
by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN
Jul 9th, 2009
12:18:06 AM
dark knight showed corruption. spider-man 3 showed how to deal with problems if your a whiny gay emo superhero who watches queer eye for the straight guy and thinks masks are so pre labor day and worried about what shade of black to wear to the hottest jazz clubs.
Yeah,Harry creamed in his panties....
by DrMorbius
Jul 9th, 2009
12:21:33 AM
over DRAG ME TO HELL. I would have fallen asleep if it wasn't for that God awful,fingernails on a chalkboard soundtrack.
why do I surround myself with you stupid, cynical fuckers
by m00kiedood
Jul 9th, 2009
12:22:36 AM
Sometimes I come to this site and bask, and feel my geek batteries recharge.

But then most times I come here and just want wash the whole lot of you fuckers off of me.

What. You feel Raimi is obliged to you? You feel McGuire needs to make amends to you? You shake your tiny fists in outrage over comic book story lines that have been trodden or fanboy dreams that were never realized? You, who have never held a living female breast, froth furiously over Dunst?

Yeah. Go jerk yourself a soda.

to be clear, however: Spider-Man 3 did suck
by m00kiedood
Jul 9th, 2009
12:23:28 AM
Boatloads
The Lizard, Morbius, and Spidey with six arms.
by Uncle Stan
Jul 9th, 2009
12:23:30 AM
Mookie, I understand here you're coming from...
by DanielKurland
Jul 9th, 2009
12:28:42 AM
But what a lot of people are saying here is that Raimi made a film so bad that it has since made them view the first two movies, which were at a time, very good, now seem bad. How often does a film come along that does that? And do people not have a right to be skeptical accordingly?
mOOkiedood
by DrMorbius
Jul 9th, 2009
12:34:44 AM
Could you describe what holding a "living female breast" would feel like. You know, for those of us that will never get the chance!

Or is "living female breast" a code word meaning your dick, that thing that hasn't been out of your hand a total of 15 minutes of your life!

fuck it..gimme Hobgoblin and Jackal!
by King Conan
Jul 9th, 2009
12:35:24 AM
and do the Hobgoblin right! Not with a fuckin wanna be iron man goblin armor suit but a REAL material purple/orange costume and the fuckin yellowish mask!
Zombie
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jul 9th, 2009
12:36:11 AM
I get what you are saying about Bourne movies etc, but like Dark Knight, Iron Man etc we can have superheores without powers and they can be interesting too.

From a Spidy perspective its cool to see swing him around, but its his human side, that is the catch, that draws us into his story, his struggle, his growth, balancing life and of course his humour, his quips.

spider-man 3 destroyed the fucking essence of what made...
by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN
Jul 9th, 2009
12:37:08 AM
peter parker spider-man. how can you fucking change who killed them. and it fucking means peter was wrong to be spider-man in the first place, making the scene were he tracks down the killer and confronts him (which was actually a good scene) fucking useless. fuckin raimi. i fucking loved spider-man 2 but spider-man 3 was such a fucking disgrace i have no respect for him. peter dancing. harry getting amnesia. the corny forced team up between harry and peter and the end followed by a fucking stupid faggy cry fest. sandman killing a bunch of people, but forgiven because his daughter was sick. venom getting ass raped. the newscasting scene. the fucking stupid scene with the butler telling harry he loves him. the scene mj and harry dance to the twitch. gwen stacy appearing for 4 mins. the symbiote being able to come off from noise later on, but yet peter stands by a fucking speeding train earlier and the suit doesnt budge. the emo peter. the fucking kiss from spider-man 1 having its own little mini plot. no swing off scene at the end, just another fucking dance scene. dafoe back again for no fucking reason. the list goes fucking on...
Please don't title it "Spider-Man 4"
by donduck
Jul 9th, 2009
12:37:31 AM
I think this is the perfect chance to call it "The Amazing Spider-Man". While it's not a reboot, it's a fresh new start...redemption to the series.
Oh what a tangled web we weave........
by DrMorbius
Jul 9th, 2009
12:37:42 AM
So Spidy 4 - what to do with MJ&Aunt May
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jul 9th, 2009
12:42:47 AM
Sorry Aunt May, think she has to pass on, with MJ am not quiet sure.

donduck - agree re titling
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jul 9th, 2009
12:45:30 AM
Can show that they have said good bye to the mistake that was emo/dancing Peter.
IN PART 4 WE FIND OUT THAT UNCLE BEN'S REAL KILLER IS...
by DrMorbius
Jul 9th, 2009
12:51:03 AM
GONORRHEA!
RE; GONORRHEA
by DrMorbius
Jul 9th, 2009
12:54:03 AM
And Parkers "peter" is to blame!
No more villain(s) of the movie
by JoeSixPack
Jul 9th, 2009
12:58:30 AM
Continue the story. More Venom. Hobgoblin.
CharlesThomasMathews1978
by King Conan
Jul 9th, 2009
01:15:16 AM
God you're fuckin corny
MY NEW POWERS MAKE ME CRY!!!
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 9th, 2009
01:34:55 AM
ANS SING SHOW TUNES!!!
Wow jeez just late the hate out
by spectrebeeyatch
Jul 9th, 2009
01:41:02 AM
At least it's not as bad as Transformers and btw I'm going to defend the third one with the Transformers defense Spider-man 3 made a billion dollars world wide. Okay I'm done with that. Some of you need to go read the book about Spider-man 3 that I found. Stop pointing blame at Raimi he hated Venom so he treated them horribly. Look at how Bay treats transformers he doesn't care so they suck same with Raimi and Venom. Spider-man 3 originally had Vulture and Sandman they made the costume and also had a costume made. BUT AVI ARAD and the other producers pushed Venom into the movie and dropped Vulture. So stop blaming Raimi please I'm real tired of hearing that. It's mainly fan boys fault for bitching and crying about Venom all the time is why it happened and turned out the way it did. They had a full script and stuffed Venom and the suit in it. So I'm pumped for the 4th film fuck yeah bring it on! This summer has been horrible only Public Enemies rocked in my opinion with maybe two cool movies coming up. So hell yeah lets see Spidey-4 I look forward to it. I want to see Lizard and Kraven. Or just the Lizard.
Hey, I enjoyed all 3 Spidey movies
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 9th, 2009
01:53:22 AM
The acting and visuals are top notch. Great movies. These are the only Sam Raimi things I can tolerate.
Raimi still has to take blame for S3
by HanSelo
Jul 9th, 2009
02:17:20 AM
It doesn't matter that the suits pushed the Venom story onto Raimi. Change happens in all business and professionals roll with it and adjust. When Raimi knew that he had to use Venom, instead of bitching and trying to shaft the studio he should have actually made an effort to have the story make narrative sense. In 4, please keep the mask on and let spidey have fun distracting thugs and goons with quips. Use the new cartoon as a template for how spidey should be done. If it turns out to be Emo-man 4, I'm out.
Re: The SPIDER-MAN Franchise
by ArmageddonProductions
Jul 9th, 2009
02:22:16 AM
Tobey MacGuire makes a pretty decent Peter Parker and a pretty lousy fucking Spider-Man. The problem with MacGuire being Spider-Man is that every attempt he makes at a wisecrack, which is pretty much the essence of the character, sounds like he's developed some form of mental retardation. Unfortunately, all SPIDER-MAN 3 proved, other than the fact that the franchise had ridden off the rails shortly after the closing credits ended on 2, was that Topher Grace would have made an excellent Peter Parker AND Spider-Man.

As for Dunst, you're telling me she was a "bigger" actress at the time than Eliza Dushku, who Raimi originally wanted for the part?!? Holy crap, a completely watchable and enjoyable SPIDER-MAN movie. Oh, well. It could still always be worse. If you don't believe me, go back and watch the old Nicolas Hammond series sometime.

Trivia: Venom was originally going to be a woman
by Continentalop
Jul 9th, 2009
02:34:10 AM
In the comics. David Michelini's original plan was that the symbiote found someone who hated Spider-Man just as much as he did - a woman in the hospital. She was pregnant driving in a car with her husband when they just happened to spot Spider-Man fighting with a supervillain. Because he was distracted, the husband ran a light and got broadsided, dying. The woman was in a rushed to the hospital where she lost the baby. Afterwards she just sat in her bed hating in Spider-Man.

The editors of Marvel at the at time didn't think that readers could handle the idea of a woman being an actual threat to Spider-Man so they forced him to be a man. Michelinie chose disgraced reported Eddie Brock for the new host.

Ian McShane as Kraven
by Snappy Cumback
Jul 9th, 2009
02:35:16 AM
Perfect casting. You know it to be true.
Not since Robert "CHINATOWN" Towne scripted MI:2
by YackBacker
Jul 9th, 2009
02:39:13 AM
Based on a Ronald D. Moore draft, has there been so much inconsequential talent thrown at a project. Newsflash, Herc- they could get Zallian and Mann to do a pass at SPIDEY 4, it's all rather meaningless. Don't believe the hype. Or are we still stuck on Darabont's INDY 4 script? Newsflash, Darabont's attempt really sucked.
The problem isn't the villains
by Continentalop
Jul 9th, 2009
02:43:52 AM
THe problem is where does Spider-Man's personal life go from here. Does he stay with MJ? Do they break up? Does he find a new girl?

And if they do lose MJ, what will happen? Will she just leave and go to LA to start a film career? Or will she be killed in kind of a reverse of the Night that Gwen Stacy Died?

This series needed a 5 year lull and then reboot
by YackBacker
Jul 9th, 2009
02:48:57 AM
Not sure SONY would retain the film rights in that case, so they will continually pump out these flicks ad nauseum. But they need a new cast and crew desperately. S3 was so stale it was embarrassing.
Has Marvel ever been able to do...
by Continentalop
Jul 9th, 2009
03:02:13 AM
...3 good movies in a row featuring the same property?
Continentalop - Have many move franchises ?
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jul 9th, 2009
03:08:16 AM
In recent times, look at Shrek 3, POTC 3, not great movies. Look at the Matrix Sequels. Going back Godfather part 3.

Though lockesbrokenleg probably think they are outstanding quality given his view on Spidy 3 and TF 2.

I know who killed Uncle Ben
by joshuavance1701
Jul 9th, 2009
03:29:19 AM
Aunt May killed Uncle Ben with the dildo in the library.

He was fucking MJ on the same beach he popped the ring on May. never underestimate viagra and someone who professes "with great power, cums great responsiblity."

MJ killed Uncle Ben
by joshuavance1701
Jul 9th, 2009
03:31:20 AM
With her jagged British teeth, and whorishly pale skin.
Charles Thomas Mathews killed Uncle Ben
by joshuavance1701
Jul 9th, 2009
03:33:23 AM
With his hostile penis breath option.
TITBAG killed Uncle Ben
by joshuavance1701
Jul 9th, 2009
03:34:10 AM
With her unabashed love for Star Trek's dick.
Seabiscuit deserves more love
by zapano
Jul 9th, 2009
03:57:03 AM
What a well-crafted, enjoyable film. A rare thing in these times. And obviously Big is wonderful and Dave is a delight.

If Ross can nail it, then the prospects for a great Spiderman film are starting to look quite healthy.

New British insult please?
by WT
Jul 9th, 2009
04:17:40 AM
Also, Bruce Campbell as Mysterio. That'd be funny.
Oh Please
by MorganLeafy
Jul 9th, 2009
04:38:35 AM
Spiderman 2 was incredibly boring(a superhero eating cookies?! if I remember correctly). It lowered my expectations so that Spiderman 3 was kinda entertaining again. So Spiderman 3 for most of the talkbackers = Spiderman 2 for me.
Charles Majestic Cunt
by joshuavance1701
Jul 9th, 2009
04:53:58 AM
You are generally harmless Chuck Baby.

What I especially adore is how you can be both simultaneously a Bastard AND a whore. That takes talent my friendless compatriot.

Tell me you pedantic irrelevent small little turd, just HOW MUCH do you love Star Trek exactly? Tell once more fat boy about your unyielding love for Bob Orci's Hispanic penis, then kindly go wrap your car around a tree and burn and rot in hell, you flagrantly foul, simpleton little stink of taint.

Charles Majestic Cunt killed Uncle Ben
by joshuavance1701
Jul 9th, 2009
04:57:34 AM
with his stink O'death gnarly ballsack mouth chronic halitosis.

What's a matter Chuck Baby? Mcshittys doesn't carry medical insurance? Hey fat fuck, I want fries with that.

Thanks CTM - Americans and Healthcare is great entertainment
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jul 9th, 2009
05:09:57 AM
As a foreigner watching the discussion of universal medical insurance is hillarious.

Some of the statements i.e. "The government control banks and the car industry, can you trust them in healthcare, what mess will they make". When did America (well parts of it) start seeing a gigantic military as a good thing for the government to run, but not health care.

Think the only defence for not having universal healthcare when you are the biggest economy in the world is that you really don't care about health coverage, if it isn't a priority of people. Its seen as a luxury rather than a necessity. If thats the view than that is an argument at least.

What would the people opposed to Healthcare think about the complete privatisation of Security (Military and Police), the complete privatisation of Education.

Yeah, am not expecting intelligent answers from people who don't think the health of a population isn't one of the highest priorities of a country.

Miyamoto
by joshuavance1701
Jul 9th, 2009
05:19:07 AM
The question of universal health care in these United States is entirely irrelevent Miyamoto, the bastard medical industry won't permit it to happen they don't want their "services" subsidized or regulated and the population outcry isn't loud enough to enact any sort of momentum to override corporate monopolys. Not enough people have died yet evidently.

Give it another 4 years or so then maybe we will begin seeing a paradigm shift towards universal health care. Unless of course Charles The Canadian mongoloid sneaks under the radar and votes the cunt Palin in.

Spider-Man 4 and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
by jawsfan
Jul 9th, 2009
05:46:51 AM
Yikes. I'm already in line to see something different that day.
Solid credentials. Just hope it's not excessive like 3 was.
by Mr Nicholas
Jul 9th, 2009
06:12:41 AM
GET BACK TO THE MAGIC THAT WAS SPIDEY 1 AND 2
by BringingSexyBack
Jul 9th, 2009
06:15:29 AM
and throw in a Thor cameo.
I doubt we are
by emeraldboy
Jul 9th, 2009
06:53:15 AM
getting a hulk movie..at least not after that awful 2nd reboot. PLease for the love of god do not cast live tlyer as betty ross. Bruce sob sob sob bruce sob sob sob bruce sob sob sob sob bruce. i was dying for bruce to hulk out just so he could crush betty ross. There by setting up Thunderbolt ross to take the hulk down. instead thuderbolt ross folded. bollocks.
If they were smart - they would KILL HIM in this one
by Professor_Monster
Jul 9th, 2009
07:34:43 AM
and somehow bring him back in 5 - oh wait - this is Marvel, so smart is out the window.
Weren't they supposed to film 4 AND 5 together?
by tuttle300
Jul 9th, 2009
07:42:31 AM
I recall reading that in order to save production costs they were planning to film 4 & 5 back-to-back By doing so, live production would only eat up 4 or 5 months in today's dollars and we, the fans, would be able to see part 5 (once post production wrapped) much sooner, say, 2012 But now we may not see part 5 until 2015--Barring future writer/actor/director strikes and whatnot.....sigh
that charles cunt is very
by TheExterminator
Jul 9th, 2009
07:46:31 AM
annoying...aicn isn't your church you preachy grandstanding faggot. shut the fuck up. no one cares about your stupid fucking wet dreams
An absolutely stunning Blackcat & death of MJ please.
by Damien Chowder
Jul 9th, 2009
07:50:33 AM
and....
by tuttle300
Jul 9th, 2009
07:59:28 AM
SunkUBoat is correct Let's just get back to some fun fun fun Spider-Man (with all the effects that are possible) is MADE for a cool Saturday afternoon popcorn film experience. The comicbook remains enjoyable because it's just a zillion variations on the same old fun stuff we all love Wild bad guy bent on revenge or had a bad childhood and Spidey manages to beat him with both cool action and clever quips and MJ is around as a great looking babe That's all we need. Thats all we want. LOVED the train sequence from part 2 as well as the few scenes where the camera "followed" Spidey and Doc Oc down towards the street and they were all tangled up, butting heads, trading blows, and there was no dialogue or music, just great scenes straight off the comics pages Please leave the goofy, idiodic Saturday Night Fever Dancing scenes for Adam Sandler. That's more his style.
You Know Who'd Make A Good Kraven?
by buster00
Jul 9th, 2009
08:17:43 AM
Don Cheadle.
Good news on Ross
by Logan_1973
Jul 9th, 2009
08:36:15 AM
DAVE and SEABISCUIT are both great films. I just hope someone reins in Raimi this time.

On a sidenote, I didn't realize they weren't even past the scripting stage for this project. What's the targeted release date, 2013?

Is there a Spider-Man character that vomits a lot?
by Subtitles_Off
Jul 9th, 2009
08:47:01 AM
Because, if there is - that will be the villain for Spider-Man 4. Vomit is Raimi's new thing.

Don't believe me?

Ask somebody who sat through DRAG ME TO HELL.

Miyamoto re: Kraven
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jul 9th, 2009
08:49:54 AM
TDK is one of my favorite movies of all time. I'm cool with a superhero with no powers done well. However, Kraven ain't no Batman. Batman has his mythology, his gadgets, his supporting cast. Kraven? Skilled big game hunter bad ass. Period. Pretty thin. At this point I'm so sick to death of Raimi/Tobey/Dunst and the garbage trilogy they made, I just can't bring myself to suffer more abuse of my favorite childhood comicbook superhero just like I can proudly say I skipped Transformers 2. Back when the first two Spiderman movies came out, the new wave of superhero movies were relatively new and we didn't have much to compare it to so we the bar wasn't set so high but after X-Men 2, TDK, and hell, even THE INCREDIBLES, we geeks can tell the difference between shit and shinola from a mile away. Venom was a great, innovative, visually arresting character from the comics yet none of us gave the shitty version Raimi gave us in SM3 just b/c we were so thrilled to see the character on the big screen like we would have maybe ten years ago. I have no desire to see vapid 40 yr old Maguire, charmless Dunst (who never really emodied the "Face it Tiger, you just hit the jackpot" characer of MJ), fat ass, blonde wigged Bryce Howard as Gwen Stacy and the exhausted vision Raimi assfuck the franchise one more time just so they can cash in like the santa monica blvd. street hustlers they are. They never ever get Spidey's strength right either. He's supposed to be able to lift/press ten tons (you know, like a human spider) yet have we ever seen him do anything with that kind of strength? Whatever happened to the Doctor Strange movie that was supposed in the works? Dormammu, bitches!
DanielKurland
by Subtitles_Off
Jul 9th, 2009
08:51:00 AM
SPIDER-MAN 2 is still the best superhero movie, followed by IRON MAN, followed by THE INVINCIBLES.

There really is no doubt about the rankings.

And I'm a Batman fan.

Electro is goofy looking as fuck
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
Jul 9th, 2009
08:56:33 AM
Bring on Shocker!
Yeah, but the Broadway show
by Subtitles_Off
Jul 9th, 2009
08:59:20 AM
That's gonna suck so bad, it'll make Spider-man 3 look like genius.

Turn Off the Dark

With one-note guitar solos by The Edge.

And Julie Taymor's giant spider puppet props.

I'm Voting for Electro
by kevinwillis.net
Jul 9th, 2009
09:02:17 AM
Or a do-over for Sandman. Unfortunately, not much chance of him doing battle with the Hulk. That'd be cool.

I'll take the Lizard, as well. 3rd movie could have been good, but sucked because of the introduction of Venom. If they had left that out and had it just be Harry and Sandman, could have been good. Sadly.

Best Superhero movie ever is the Incredibles. Spiderman 2, Batman Begins, Iron Man . . . those all follow.

And Raimi isn't entirely to blame for Spiderman 3. The suits--and, frankly, the fans, demanding Venom! Venom! Venom!--all had their hand in it.
Or a New Enemy named "Seanbiscuit" . . .
by kevinwillis.net
Jul 9th, 2009
09:03:38 AM
Make it a new, fabulous "Spiderman!"

"Spiderman goes Mano-Mano with . . . Seanbiscuit!"
Herc Has Fat finger or has a Gay lover name SEAN
by mistergreen
Jul 9th, 2009
09:07:24 AM
Yeah, THE INVINCIBLES. You all need to see that!
by Subtitles_Off
Jul 9th, 2009
09:07:30 AM
Of course, in your dimension, they called it THE INCREDIBLES.

Sorry about that.

I'm not usually even awake before noon.

Spiderman Will Defeat You, Sean Biscuit
by kevinwillis.net
Jul 9th, 2009
09:15:26 AM
You and all your biscuit-y evil!
For in-the-know Spidey comics fans:
by Orbots Commander
Jul 9th, 2009
09:18:06 AM
Didn't Kraven actually have super powers? As a kid, I remember watching a Saturday morning episode of Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends. One episode featured Kraven the Hunter, where he drank a magic 'jungle' potion that gave him animal abilities.
spectaculaar spiderman cartoon
by mcdowell_32000
Jul 9th, 2009
09:43:52 AM
the spidey films should be building up to introduce the sinister six, just like the vastly entertaining new cartoon.
I hate how they Batman '89-ized Uncle Ben
by Thunderbolt Ross
Jul 9th, 2009
09:45:30 AM
Contriving to make the villain complicit in the origin story is weak. To me that was the worst part about Spidey 3, even with the evil dancing and whatnot. It kind of pisses me off just thinking about it.
I hate how they Batman '89-ized Uncle Ben
by Thunderbolt Ross
Jul 9th, 2009
09:45:30 AM
Contriving to make the villain complicit in the origin story is weak. To me that was the worst part about Spidey 3, even with the evil dancing and whatnot. It kind of pisses me off just thinking about it.
emeraldboy...
by Carpet_Pisser
Jul 9th, 2009
09:48:10 AM
In regards the The Incredible Hulk.....no, we won't be getting another Hulk, but it has nothing to do with TIH, which was awesome, and dare I say, I liked it better than Iron Man that summer. It is the Hulk movie we should have gotten the first time.

However, we will not be getting another Hulk movie because of the shitfest that was Ang Lee's Hulk. Alot of my family and friend's would not go see the new Hulk movie because they thought it was a sequel of the first one, which was god fucking awful. If it wasn't for that movie, TIH would have made quite a bit more, and would already have a sequel greenlit.

why do people like vulture?
by SpawnofAchilles
Jul 9th, 2009
09:50:44 AM
he is such an awkward villian. An old ass man that can fly on fake wings? seriously...SERIOUSLY?? One punch from spiderman and his old ass would shatter, so how is he a cool or suitable villian in any way? someone please explain.
That double post was not my fault
by Thunderbolt Ross
Jul 9th, 2009
09:52:48 AM
I blame Sam Raimi
Spider-man 3 broke my heart : (
by natecore
Jul 9th, 2009
09:54:35 AM
I like the idea of a reboot where SM3 never really happened and we'll pick right back up at the end of SM2.
Carpet_Pisser, you're wrong
by Subtitles_Off
Jul 9th, 2009
09:57:09 AM
THE HO-HUM HULK has only itself, and its total lack of imagination, to blame for its luke-warm (at best) reception.

Turns out, only geeks give a shit about The Hulk, is all.

I heard the villians in SM4
by SpawnofAchilles
Jul 9th, 2009
09:59:19 AM
are seanbiscuit who fires piping hot biscuits from his ass and swiss miss who is covered in blades and has little hard marshmallows for nipples...can I get some confirmation on this?
Most Of "Spider-Man 4" Is Going To Be...
by buster00
Jul 9th, 2009
10:01:18 AM
recycled footage from Sony's failed "Rocket Robin Hood" film.
Subtitles_Off
by Carpet_Pisser
Jul 9th, 2009
10:01:45 AM
Well we are both entitled to our opinions, but I have run into alot of people that thought TIH was a good movie. However, you may have hit the nail on the head that mass audience will never care about the Hulk.
I loved Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2, but I agree that
by CreasyBear
Jul 9th, 2009
10:04:07 AM
it was missing Spidey's taunting, casual sense of humor that I used to love when I read the comics. His sarcasm was a great contrast against the pompous villain-speeches.
Bryce Dallas Howard has a fat ass?
by D.Vader
Jul 9th, 2009
10:18:52 AM
I don't think she's ever looked hotter than she did in Spidey 3.
Yes, CP, "wrong" was the wrong word
by Subtitles_Off
Jul 9th, 2009
10:26:23 AM
I may not have held many...
by SpawnofAchilles
Jul 9th, 2009
10:28:18 AM
"living female breasts" but I've held plenty of cold dead ones! That counts for something, right? RIGHT?!
Villain(s) for SM4 should be...
by Cletus Van Damme
Jul 9th, 2009
10:28:39 AM
...one or two (no more than that) of the below:

Hobgoblin - Identity should be a secret until the end of the film, a la "Ra's al Ghul" in Batman Begins. His suit should be much less Power Rangery version of the Green Goblin suit with several improvements, and NOTHING like the suit for "The New Goblin" in SM3...ugh.

Kraven - Lose the lion's face costume and make him a famous but mocked reality show hunter who's come to NY to hunt the Lizard to prove he's the real deal.

Lizard - I think a trilogy's worth of Dr. Conners foreplay is enough, slap an arm on him and make the sumbitch scaly already! Have Spidey know who he is and fight Kraven to protect him while the feral Lizard himself is trying to kill Spidey.

Mysterio - I know Bruce Campbell is the fan favorite here, but I think Paul Giamatti would seriously rock it.

Electro - Ex-con turned electrician turned human generator. The visual effects would have amazing potential too. He's a classic character who needs a big-screen shot at Spidey.

Scorpion - I like the big-screen JJJ too much to want him to fall in the footsteps of his comic counterpart and be responsible for bankrolling the creation of the Scorpion, so I'd like to see an alternate origin...maybe something tied to Oscorp.

Black Cat - It'd just be sweet to see, say Scarlett Johhannsen, in a nice low-cut spandex costume on an IMAX screen, am I right? ;)

"piping hot biscuits from his ass"
by Subtitles_Off
Jul 9th, 2009
10:28:46 AM
So, Spidey-4 is gonna be in the style of DRAG ME TO HELL, then?

Count me out.

Kraven, Lizard...and Carnage!
by ninpobugei
Jul 9th, 2009
10:29:22 AM
Make most of the movie about Kraven and Lizard...and kill off Mary Jane. At the end, bring in Black Cat and Carnage for prt. 5.
Ew.
by Subtitles_Off
Jul 9th, 2009
10:30:45 AM
Who got their dirty finger-prints all over Grandma's cold, dead ones?

Disrespectful titty fondler!

Other villains...
by ninpobugei
Jul 9th, 2009
10:34:37 AM
Other villains could be shown in something of an overview of Spiderman finally getting back to his friendly neighborhood version and having a good life...picking off smaller-time villains like Vulture, Mysterio, Electro, etc. He gets overconfident...enter Kraven, who is his equal in strength and acrobatics, but with the added ability of strategy to overcome "big game".
Cletus
by SpawnofAchilles
Jul 9th, 2009
10:49:31 AM
ScarJo is Black Widow in Iron Man 2 so you will see her in tight black leather next summer! Probably on IMAX too.
Sarah Jessica Parker as Seanbiscuit.
by Stuntcock Mike
Jul 9th, 2009
10:49:50 AM
Co-starring Josh Swaney.
D.Vader and Bryce Dallas Howard's fat ass
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jul 9th, 2009
10:50:23 AM
Re-watch the scene where she's 'modeling' before the crane hits the building. She's huge! Certainly not 'model-size' unless shes a 'plus model.' Was she pregnant?
Mysterio is by far the best Spidey baddie ever...
by gringostar
Jul 9th, 2009
10:53:08 AM
and the only logical choice! Also kill off Kirsten Dunst within the first 2 minutes.
Paul Giamatti as MYSTERIO is a really stoopid idea
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jul 9th, 2009
10:53:19 AM
Have you ever seen Mysterio? Giamatti is a great actor (though I saw a few too many ultra extreme close up of his face in that Tom Hanks' produced John Adams HBO series) But unless Giamatti lost at least 50 pounds he could never even fit into the suit.
That may have been right when she got pregnant, Zombie
by D.Vader
Jul 9th, 2009
10:58:08 AM
She announced her first pregnancy in August 2006 I think, so she may have been showing some signs while she shot Spider-Man 3. Good assessment.
buster00!!!
by gringostar
Jul 9th, 2009
11:00:04 AM
Now that made me laugh! Love the Revolt in the Fifth Dimension/Dementia Five and Phantom from the Depths of Time/From Menace to Menace recycled animation used for both Spider-man and Rocket Robinhood... it is so retarded you can't help but applaud.
Pleasantville----Love That Movie
by drewlicious
Jul 9th, 2009
11:48:16 AM
It seriously gets me everytime. One of those rare occassions where a movie comes out of nowhere and just whallops me. And whoever suggested Ian McShane as Kraven is a casting genius.
NOTHING CAN STOP THE RHINOOOOO!
by Stuntcock Mike
Jul 9th, 2009
11:51:13 AM
Once I get the gold bullion.
Bryce Dallas Howard's was preggo in T4
by Series7
Jul 9th, 2009
12:02:45 PM
But for no apparent reason? And Common thought he was going to the club during the raid scene at the end, because he was wearing his aviators at night.
Sean_Biscuit
by DrMorbius
Jul 9th, 2009
12:07:34 PM
Is spiceybiscuit your sister?
L I Z A R D
by slone13
Jul 9th, 2009
12:07:36 PM
How long are they going to keep teasing us and not delivering?
Carnage?
by Boone
Jul 9th, 2009
12:21:36 PM

Since when has Carnage ever been a good villain? Nobody ever suggest him again. In fact, no villains from after 1980 until they use up all the good ones.

Besides, not only was Venom forced into Spider-Man 3, he was forced in while they were in the middle of production! They had to do major rewrites while they were shooting. Avi Arad is lucky the movie even made sense enough to be horrible.

Topher Grace was initially cast as another villain, too. In the commentary, he was kind of hinting at The Shocker. That would have been a much better movie.

I've Seen Better Story Lines in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance
by Aquatarkusman
Jul 9th, 2009
12:21:52 PM
Getting some sappy fifty-something who writes about fake Presidents and horses is not going to placate the fan-base.
ZombieHeathLedger
by oisin5199
Jul 9th, 2009
12:30:23 PM
I believe the 'fat ass' that you were seeing was all the rigging for her stunt. Ms. Howard is pretty petite.

Anyway, I still don't see why SM3 was such a shit sandwich - there was some silver age wackiness with the singing, but the whole Uncle Ben thing was just to drive the themes of revenge and forgiveness. Sure there was still not enough of Peter having fun as Spidey before he went dark (and not dark enough), but that's no different than the last films. I think 3 actually had a far better plot than 2, with much more resonant themes. The only thing I wish they had changed was the whole random meteor falling thing. I wish they had developed Venom similar to the Ultimate Spider Man series, as a cure for cancer that Peter's and Eddie's fathers had worked on - that way it would have mattered to the story, not just some random occurrence.

Ian McShane as Kraven-and Drag Me was boring
by SnowDogs
Jul 9th, 2009
12:58:13 PM
I agree with the poster above--Ian McShane is note-perfect as Kraven. And I agree with another guy above--I went and saw Drag Me to Hell based on the ecstatic reviews by sites like this and Chud and the cumulative Rotten Tomatoes reviews, and was promptly bored to tears. That movie sucked ass, and it's getting the word of mouth and box office it deserves.
They should have Steven Seagal write it.
by AzulTool
Jul 9th, 2009
01:03:28 PM
Actual conversation between Seagal and Rob Schneider.... SEAGAL: Rob, I just read the greatest script ever written. SCHNEIDER: Really? Wow, who wrote it? SEAGAL: I did...
Michal clark duncan=kingpin
by joker40
Jul 9th, 2009
01:07:26 PM
Please bring him back as kingpin..He was perfect in daredevil...then do a reboot with daredevil..and have the crossover..Kraven (as mentioned above) would rock too.....but KINGPIN DEFINATLY!!! and no ben AFF-LACK...
oisin re: fat ass
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jul 9th, 2009
01:11:44 PM
Hmmm, rigging? Maybe. But they usually don't add the rigging until they absolutely have to because they are shooting the particular scene it is needed. The scene I was referring to was the one where she is having pix taken of her during the modeling session BEFORE the crane hit. She looks pretty plumpers to me, not Gwen Stacy-ish at all. But like I said, she may have been pregnant, which makes it yet another thing to blame Raimi for not re-casting. And hey, if you liked SM3 good for you, as I said, for me it was so bad I can't even enjoy the previous two anymore.
Bruce "the Chin" Campbell as...
by Talandir
Jul 9th, 2009
01:15:55 PM
KRAVEN. Bruce is a big, tough looking middle-aged smart-ass who can carry both drama and comedy. Have him as the Hunter sent to bring in the Lizard and kick the ass of any bug-guy who tries to get in the way. And no more than 2 villains unless they go balls to the wall with the Sinister Six. No more Venom or Carnage. Lousy excuses for characters, both of them. The original symbiote storyline was interesting; turning that into a hulking psycho with giant fangs and a four-foot slimey tongue along with his gooey clone was just crap. And while we're at it; yeah why not recast Laura Prepon as MJ? She's actually hot enough to be a model (which she once was), she can act circles around Dunst, and it might force her to go back to being a redhead.
The problem with all these superhero movies
by Moviegimp
Jul 9th, 2009
01:28:24 PM
The stories have been going on to long and they have been changed so much over the years there is no way to please anyone anymore. No matter what they do with this series you won't like it. Most people liked TDK. Not because it was a great Batman movie but because they thought it was a great movie period. Maybe this time they will make a great movie that happens to have Spider-man in it. It's possible but even if they do since most posters hate the people involved it won't satisfy you. The fact is that it is being made. It will be what it is. Complaining about it might get you an audience but it won't change anything. You either accept what is there or you don't. I find some of you mildly entertaining but most of these posts are a waste of space, perhaps mine as well.

I found enough entertainment in all the Spider-man and other comic book movies to have more than less.
Ehhhh, I love Bruce, but have you guys SEEN him lately?
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jul 9th, 2009
01:29:13 PM
He's a bit long in the tooth and wide in the waist to be playing either Kraven or Mysterio these days. The OWL, maybe?
Rainn Wilson as the Riddler
by JoeSixPack
Jul 9th, 2009
01:40:34 PM
Oops, wrong movie
Rainn Wilson is not a good actor
by YackBacker
Jul 9th, 2009
01:55:15 PM
No Rainn Wilson for anything.
TF2 v. Bruno
by Logan_1973
Jul 9th, 2009
01:58:45 PM
It's a fair comparison b/c Harry made it so. My issue with him is he operates on two sets of rules.

As a talkbacker who agreed with me said, Harry liked the film so it the vulgar stuff doesn't matter. Besides, he already endorsed this film months ago.

Oops
by Logan_1973
Jul 9th, 2009
01:59:15 PM
Wrong TB haha...
The new Hulk was great...
by DanielKurland
Jul 9th, 2009
02:00:45 PM
If only for the fact that they showed the side effects and DAMAGE of his transformation. I fucking loved seeing him coughing up blood because "hulking out" was just wrecking his body so much. Or the scene where he's in the shower, and the pressure from the showerhead makes him think of gun turrets and he just freaks out and collapses. Not often enough do we see moments like these in these movies, and I think they're completely necessary.
ZombieHeathLedger
by FUCK_YOU_GEORGE_LUCAS
Jul 9th, 2009
02:01:15 PM
Spiderman did in fact save MJ from that falling building (which I'm guessing weighed several tons) at the end of SM2. Anyway, I agree with your post. Also Batman Begins and The Dark Knight are the best comic book films ever made. Cheers.
You clown with that Bruce Campbell hard on
by lockesbrokenleg
Jul 9th, 2009
02:06:41 PM
Sorry, what has this guy done really? He made a few shitty movies. Got lucky to appear in some other ones. And wrote a shitty pamphlet about his life. And you fuckers lap it up.
Carnage sucks
by drewlicious
Jul 9th, 2009
02:18:49 PM
Not even the comic book writers liked him. He was flippantly ripped in half by Sentry like he was nothing. Now Scorpion turning into Venom......working out pretty well so far.
Bryce Dallas Howard
by Boone
Jul 9th, 2009
03:58:15 PM
Bryce was pregnant when filming Spider-Man 3. But she's always had a pretty generous size butt. It's a beautiful thing, really; I don't know why anyone would gripe about it.
The Black Cat will make Spider-Man cry!
by MrMysteryGuest
Jul 9th, 2009
04:08:23 PM
For Pussy!!!
Cast Jim from the office
by betterlookingthanyou
Jul 9th, 2009
04:14:25 PM
^^^
by betterlookingthanyou
Jul 9th, 2009
04:16:41 PM
That fucker has a hard last name to spell. And either Mary Elizabeth Winstead (im pretty sure thats her name) or Rachel McAdams as MJ. Then I'll see number 4.
Boone- BDH's ass
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jul 9th, 2009
04:23:18 PM
I like big butts and I cannot lie. However, it ain't a model's ass and BDH aint no Gwen Stacy type. Stacy should've been played by somebody like Rachel McAdams and MJ should've been anybody but Kirsten Dunst, hell, Lindsey Lohan even would've made a better MJ.
ZombieHeath
by Boone
Jul 9th, 2009
05:37:03 PM

The world would be a better place if more models looked like BDH. The problem is that they gave wrote MJ like she was Gwen in the first movie, so when it came to adding Gwen, it became a weird combo of comic MJ and the exact same character Kirsten is playing. Made for a soggy love triangle.

It might have worked out better with the roles switched. I like Kirsten Dunst, but she always was a redheaded Gwen Stacy. The wouldn't have had to wear wigs, either.

Please make it a prequel!
by Falafalguy
Jul 9th, 2009
07:40:40 PM
Do whatever you can, make Uncle Ben the first spiderman, whatever. Just please, make it a prequel. I won't watch any movies that aren't a prequel to something.
I'm saying it now...even though I'm sure it will never happen
by DarthSaul666
Jul 9th, 2009
10:26:23 PM
I want to see the Scorpion in a Spidey movie. That would be ubercool. You could work JJJ as an actual Spidey villan. Than Spidey would need to save JJJ from Mac Gargon. That would reflect the theme of Great power comes great responsibility without more cameos of uncle ben and his killer. Shit Marlon Brando didn't have to show up so often in the Superman films as a dead patriarch.
The problem with S3.
by mistergreen
Jul 9th, 2009
11:56:55 PM
It was basically 2 script slammed together and were forced to have sex and came out an ugly baby called Spider-man 3
MrGreen
by DarthSaul666
Jul 10th, 2009
12:30:04 AM
That's rather close to My opinion. or rather SM3 could have been just as cool the 1st 2 flicks with only 1 villian and that "Joker killed his parents mistake".... That must have been a non Marvel thing. Spidey 2 had about 10 minutes of literal translation of is #50. That gave me the chills.
Spidey 4 should start off like in the comics.
by theycallmemrtibbs
Jul 10th, 2009
12:42:18 AM
When the movie begins he should already be in the middle of a battle with a super villain. For example, Mysterio, (Would love to see Bruce Campbell with the fish bowl helmet.) Paste pot pete aka The Trap-ster (Jim Carrey perhaps?) or the Rhino (Would be cool as shit to see that goliath in action.) Keep in mind this is like 15 minute max but could still be great opportunities for some memorable cameos.

After that scuffle A news report captures footage of the fight. It is being watched by a mysterious figure who is clearly in a lavish hotel preparing weapons for battle. Thus giving us our first glimpse of Kraven (Get the guy who played the Comedian.)

Meanwhile Parker is still in Grad school and he's working for Dr. Connors as a lab assistant and a terrible accident occurs. Conners loses his arm, therefore pushing him to accelerate his experiments with reptilian cell reproduction.

Pull a Superman 3 with Mary Jane and send her ass to South America or something (Just don't have her dominating the fucking movie like she did in 3.)

Parkers love for Mary Jane could be tested at this point because as he throws on the Spidey pajamas to get his mind off of her, he runs into a Sexy ass chick with white hair and donned in black breaking into a jewelers. (There's always room for bad girls)

After three movies the Asylum is open at this point. Baddies are drawn to Spidey like flies to well you get the point.

Fuck the morality tale, Fuck the crying and the dancing. GIVE ME A KICK ASS Spidey movie that pushes the web head to his limits.

Ill only see SM4 1 way
by liquids
Jul 10th, 2009
04:21:42 AM
Go "dark" and paint the town red. PERIOD. FUCK EVERYONE. i want CARNAGE!!
When will all people realise...
by I AM ROCKO
Jul 10th, 2009
09:37:33 AM
...The Spiderman movies are ALL sub par. The first, average with some very, very ropey effects, the second an overblown, long winded movie with NO PLOT AT ALL, don't get me started on 3- avoided in the cinema, and event with a few beers watching on DVD i started to get bored. Man alive.
SpawnofAchilles
by Cletus Van Damme
Jul 10th, 2009
09:37:48 AM
God bless you, sir! :)
"it ain't a model's butt"
by Subtitles_Off
Jul 10th, 2009
01:39:39 PM
Yeah, that was the problem with Spidey-3. Everybody said so.

"Did you see the size of Bryce Dallas Howard's derriere?"

"Oooh, girlfriend, I know! And she was supposed to be a model?"

"Yeah, Fred, ain't that a laugh. Beeeeeeetch, pleeeeease!"

"Oh, Tommy, you so silly!"

ain't a model's butt

Only gay men and women models would ever have a thought like that.

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