(At least now I understand why Spielberg and Jackson are doing Tin tin.)

For a real mind-bender, have Shatner cameo as Denny Crane.

It's a movie that must be made. If only so a new generation of kids can have nightmares about that fucking girl/robot.

It doesn't make any difference. Except for fucking Hollywood who realise that half of their audience will be too young to even remember the show whilst the others will come along because they were avid watchers.

Of course, then the DVD sales of the old show will be given a boost too...Clever bastards!

Fucking Hollywood. Raping childhoods for dollars. They're fucking child smugglers, shipping kids across oceans and forcing them to sell themselves to obsese foreigners. It's disgust and it needs to be stopped.

Peace.

Also, make a Columbo movie. Why am I roasting hot dogs for a living? I should be a Hollywood producer.

But now that it's been off the air for ages, we can make a movie *making fun of it*.

To me, that's a huge indictment of how stupid and shallow this age is. Makes me sick that I'm stuck in this culture we have now, where millions of dollars, thousands of people, and the creatve energies and marketing machines of entire corporations are poured into lazily making easy jokes at nostalgia properties. While, needless to say, many great original stories go untold.

Curse this age of irony, sarcasm, and lazy satire. Curse it.

Either way, it's been sooo long since this show has been seen anywhere, the average movie goer probably won't care it's a remake.

I don't care at all about this. I won't be seeing it.

Come on..throw the brother a bone...Dance Fever the Movie..ya know ya wanna see it!

The above post comparing it to LAND OF THE LOST has a great chance of being correct IMHO. Like LAND OF THE LOST, the fans who took the show seriously won't come to the movie if it's a comedy, while the younger movie audiences won't come because the idea/concept simply doesn't attract them.

BTW it is interesting that the remake/reboot mania coincides with the HULU hype.

Here's hoping more of the old stars and makers stand on principle and shun the new versions. I felt kind of sad for Maryt Krofft in publicity for LOTR; he was surrounded by a bunch of idiots--starts of the film included--with loads of cash who just wanted to make fun of his work.

These new films are all worthless junk.

Somebody do that one already? Because it just came to me. Thank you, muse.

Jumpin' Jesus Christmas Shit, this is so ridiculous. I remember being excited about movies, it wasn't that long ago.

Now I am sad.

You really cracked me up with some stuff up there, btw. Thanks.

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