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Check out the red band trailer for JENNIFER'S BODY featuring copious Megan Fox skin and an f-bomb!

first! by DECEPTICLES	Jul 6th, 2009 02:25:36 AM

second by JeffManSixtyFo	Jul 6th, 2009 02:26:09 AM

101!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 6th, 2009 02:30:08 AM
Will Fox slam Diablo Cody too when this fucker bombs?
now with that out of the way... by DECEPTICLES	Jul 6th, 2009 02:30:10 AM
the trailer looks rather mediocre. I'll see it, because I like Cody's writing, but I don't have high expectations based on this trailer.
And yes, Seyfried is WAY hotter than Fox by DECEPTICLES	Jul 6th, 2009 02:31:08 AM
Fox TRIES really hard to be sexy, but just comes off as unintentionally funny and retarded looking. And oh, yeah, Seyfried can actually ACT.
Looks like shit... by TheMovieLover	Jul 6th, 2009 02:31:54 AM
Fox can't act. That much will be shown now that they've taken the giant fucking robots out of her movies and made her the lead. Shit, she can't even carry this TRAILER. Also, I have a feeling D.C. will have to go back to stripping once everyone realizes she's a one-trick pony as well. I KNOW i won't be seeing this shit.
I third the notion... by TheMovieLover	Jul 6th, 2009 02:32:55 AM
That Seyfried is hotter than Fox. Though I don't like either of my options. At least Seyfried can emote.
~~~Diablo Cody's turned out to be a good writer~~~ by The Marquis de Side 3	Jul 6th, 2009 02:36:45 AM
interesting how this story seems to parallel real-life problems with teens and raises them to a new level. I mean, who ISN'T scared of the evil chick in high school? we always knew they were bloodsuckers. =0)
I FUCKING FARTED AND FILLED MY PANTS WITH FRESH SHIT!!! ITS GREE by PleaseWipeMyAss	Jul 6th, 2009 02:38:03 AM
ANYONE TRUTH TO THE RUMOR THAT HARRY HAS BEEN CAST IN THE 'MASK' REMAKE???
to TheMovieLover (on Megan Fox) by The Marquis de Side 3	Jul 6th, 2009 02:40:29 AM
actually the casting of Fox seems to work. she can convey that type of voice/accent that shows that indifference to another person, devoid and empty of any real human feeling. there's no sympathy coming from this character. is it just me, or don't all the crazy chicks talk in that tone of voice, like they can care less? put her in "Pride and Prejudice" or something from an Ivory-Merchant production, and that woudl be a real test of her skills.
Garbage by YeahBigJimmy	Jul 6th, 2009 02:44:20 AM

HONEST TO BLOG by zikade zarathos	Jul 6th, 2009 02:45:50 AM
It looks, eh, alright. I think if nobody knew that Diablo Cody wrote this no one would really bat an eye. I mean, "I go both ways" is as bad as anything in any other typical horror movie. This will make more money than DRAG ME TO HELL though and that blows.
Megan Fox's Acting Ability by Metropolis	Jul 6th, 2009 02:46:33 AM
She's hot -- yes it's true, but she was much more interesting when she was the "hey, did you see that chick in Transformers, holy s__t she's smoking hot, who is she?" But now, I think people want more from female leads than just a 90 pound frame with nice eyes and a smile. Totally off topic, but is anyone else as bothered by Brad Pitt's performance in Inglorious Bastards as I am. It seems like a tailor-made role for someone like R. Lee Ermey of something, someone with weight. I've got nothing against Tyler Durden, but every time I hear him speak in the trailer it just sounds wrong. Oh yeah, and the trailer for "Armoured" does nothing for me. Nimrod Antil better be careful with Predators. Too bad Rodriguez isn't directing, I could see George Clooney revisit his Dusk til Dawn character with "old painless" in his hand. "There's something out there, and it ain't no man."
I'll see it. by Jimbo08lak	Jul 6th, 2009 02:46:46 AM
Yeah...yeah...
I smell Oscar #2 by iownyou	Jul 6th, 2009 02:48:05 AM
yummy
wow you guys posted another story! by Derek Wildstarr	Jul 6th, 2009 02:50:22 AM
after 3 days of no new headlines. c'mon guys, i know its 4th of july but please act like you run a site that many of us look for news DAILY.
Looks fun by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jul 6th, 2009 03:01:06 AM
and I too don't understand the Megan Fox love. Yes, she has an unbelievable figure, but I just don't like her face, at all.
Diablo Cody - Not A One Hit Wonder by Derek Wildstarr	Jul 6th, 2009 03:01:17 AM
Juno was very good. As was her HBO show, as is her EW column. I think this trailer looks good and unconventional.
Megan Fox's face by Derek Wildstarr	Jul 6th, 2009 03:02:47 AM
check out some "2005" red carpet shots pre-transformers, she wore less makeup and was way hotter.
I was all prepared to take the high road by Continentalop	Jul 6th, 2009 03:10:47 AM
And talk about how the hate towards Megan Fox and DC has warped peoples ability to criticize them honestly. But after seeing that trailer, wow. Talk about hipsterism at its worse. I don't smell Thai food, I smell desperate jokes and forced dialogue. I also, unfortunately, smell a hit. The Epsilon's of America have taken over the theaters gentlemen.
Looks fun. by quamb	Jul 6th, 2009 03:11:11 AM
Should have some good dialogue and funny gore. But the trailer felt a bit messy. And yes --- nice to see AICN come back to life.
Megan Fox is beautiful by dudemandude	Jul 6th, 2009 03:12:22 AM
and she can demon fuck me anytime.
Diablo Cody by kuldan	Jul 6th, 2009 03:16:46 AM
Is overrated. Or, Maybe Ellen Page is...I couldn't even finish Juno because of the dialogue. Nothing comes off as anything remotely close to dialogue that you can relate to. Cody's writing FEELS forced and unconventional (in a bad way), and TRIES too hard to be "in the moment and time." She's trying desperately to be a female Kevin Smith, but, unfortunately, only Kevin Smith had the ability to make forced dialogue actually be funny. Oh, and Diablo Cody's section in EW is the worst column in the magazine. The "Bullseye" is more interesting.
Evil, eeeevil, EVIL PASTIES!!! by Anything But Tangerines	Jul 6th, 2009 03:28:27 AM

From the mind of Diablo Cody by The Gospel According to Bastardface	Jul 6th, 2009 03:43:32 AM
Now that's when you know a writer has made it A-List. 99% writers don't even get mentioned in the trailer. Most directors too. All hail Queen Cody.
Every single one of you would fuck Megan Fox by performingmonkey	Jul 6th, 2009 03:43:34 AM
You know it, I know it. Though you might feel dirty after.
OK, you're right by Anything But Tangerines	Jul 6th, 2009 03:51:43 AM
But I'd insist she undergo a total body douche beforehand
How was Juno good?... by DanielKurland	Jul 6th, 2009 03:53:40 AM
I'm sorry, I normally don't blindly attack like this, but I am SO sick of Cody gaining credibility due to that movie, because not only was it not funny at all, Page's character was a terrible role model being billed as something better. Tell me one joke from that movie. The only part I enjoyed was this pseudo-creepy thing that Bateman's character had going on with Page, that never ended up to amount to anything. Oh my blog.
by Anything But Tangerines	Jul 6th, 2009 03:53:58 AM
and put a muzzle and handcuffs on... that bitch is bloodthirsty
Errrr, OK by Gabba-UK	Jul 6th, 2009 03:55:41 AM
Am I the only one that thinks teen horror is the cinematic equivalent of herpes? You know its out there and you do your best to avoid it. Just looking at that tell's me, bangable as Fox is, if your over the age of 25 and have dealt with the ravages of hormonal change you'd have more entertainment value sticking your tongue onto a 9v battery.
Kuldan hit the nail on the head... by DanielKurland	Jul 6th, 2009 03:57:34 AM
The dialogue is incredibly FORCED. It was trying to make catchphrases, whereas something like Ghost World works, because it's not obsessing over itself so hard.
hey that looks fun...megan got some spunk too by pipergates	Jul 6th, 2009 04:18:29 AM

Copius Megan Fox skin? by Xiphos_2	Jul 6th, 2009 04:25:59 AM
Will they be showing her/his man parts? You know that swinging richard between her/his legs?
Hey its PROM NIGHT 2: HELLO MARY LOU!!! by Mike_D	Jul 6th, 2009 04:40:25 AM
...right?
oh wait, no, its the NIGHT OF THE DEMONS remake! by Mike_D	Jul 6th, 2009 04:40:59 AM
...right?
Looks completely wank. by Mysterious_Volvo	Jul 6th, 2009 05:40:22 AM

Megan Fox nudity = millions of tickets sold by SoylentMean	Jul 6th, 2009 05:48:07 AM
Unfortunately that fact alone will guarantee this will make more money than Drag Me To Hell. Hopefully it won't suck.
Fas Megan Fox even been given a chance to act? by RongoRongoMu	Jul 6th, 2009 06:02:34 AM
What I'm asking is, has she even been given an opportunity to perform anything other than terrible scripts by hack action directors or hack horror writers? Not saying it's not her fault for choosing those sorts of roles, but honestly I don't know how anyone could deliver lines like "you need a mannie" and make it sound good. Except maybe Reese Witherspoon. But I'm asking seriously, are there any movies where she has actually been called upon to display some true acting talent with a quality script? If there are, I would love to check them out and judge for myself whether she is a good actress.
Looks terrible by ballyhoo	Jul 6th, 2009 06:15:04 AM
Unfunny and definitely unsexy.
Re: Megan Fox's Face by tylerzero	Jul 6th, 2009 06:24:26 AM
It ain't just her wearing less makeup circa 2005 that makes her look different from now...she's had plastic surgery. Captain Obvious out.
Another piece of shit for the teenage crowd by NotVeryFunny	Jul 6th, 2009 06:26:02 AM
Megan Fox "acts" in this movie. And very badly.
juno was fucking garbage by TheExterminator	Jul 6th, 2009 06:33:09 AM

I'm ready for a Carrie movie by David Cloverfield	Jul 6th, 2009 06:37:38 AM
with the full blown town slaying from the book, not the pussy prom killing of the movie. I want to see Carrie White tearing the town apart with high school nerd anger, leaving only a few survivors. Would be more exciting than this feature length Buffy filler episode.
At last we get to see the Megan Fox cock in all it's glory. by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2009 06:39:14 AM

looks horrible by malificus	Jul 6th, 2009 06:42:15 AM
Megan's bad acting laid bare.
Just read the script. by Grievey	Jul 6th, 2009 06:42:23 AM
It's as forced as you think it's going to be. Even the unspoken parts are ridiculous. Proof that Cody is an old lady disguised as a hipster who tries to inject as much "cool" slang into her movies: "You're totally jello! You're lime green jello and you can't even admit it!" "Do you think he's circumcised? I've always wanted to try sea cucumber" "Don't be so J.V." (wtf?) "Like I’d really date some perverted Chester with a hard-on for jailbait." "I was coming undone like those jeans I made in Home Ec. Falling to pieces like Patsy Cline. Shredded like moo-shu pork. Dead inside." (Again....wtf?) "You’ll throw me a bone, huh? Huh? You killed Chip! You goddamned monster! You...ZOMBITCH!" siiiiiigh Shall I go on? "You’re totally lesbigay." ......... "You stare at her like you want to dry hump her...like, you know, hump her through pants." Yes. We know what dry humping is. Exchange between two characters: "What's up Monistat?" "Hey Vagisil" "And it’s all-ages, for once, which means I won’t have to play Hello Titty with the door guy." "I saw their MySpace and the singer is extra salty." Oh wow, myspace reference, topical. Cool. or not. Girl begging: "Please, please you’re a social disease? " "Those jeans are hella low. " Does anyone even USE "hella" anymore? "holla back" (no, really.) "shutties!" (shut up, i guess...) "I’m having the best day since, like Jesus invented the calendar. " "No one’s supposed to my dad went over there and talked to the cops. Jonas’s mom is catatonic. She’s just staring out the front window like a zombie mannequin robot statue. " "It's freaktarded!" Description of a love scene: In the chaste space between CHIP and Needy’s bodies, the volleyball-pit couple fuck like rabbits. Anyone else getting weary? "no, dick ridge!" "Silly. I’ve been sending you signals all year. Couldn’t you tell? You give me such a wettie. " "Fudge! Fudge! Maple fudge!" "Damn! Ass!" "Slow down, tardy slip. You sound like a sped. " The four band members surround Jennifer, looking statuesque in their sexy rock n’ roll ensembles. "That’s some X-Men shit, right?" "So I’m outtie- 5000." Did I mention the entire plot advances identically to Heathers? As in settings, deaths, etc.? Yeah. "Jennifer's a total cum dumpster!" I'll stop there.
I mean, to me... by Grievey	Jul 6th, 2009 06:43:32 AM
...the entire script read like Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer narrating and voicing all the characters. Point proven.
David Cloverfield by Bouncy X	Jul 6th, 2009 06:44:14 AM
they did the town being torn apart thing in the Carrie tv movie from a few years ago. though they also hoped to make a tv series out of it so Carrie actually survives at the end but yeah. the movie wasn't that good but i loved seeing her tear apart the whole town. didn't realize that was from the book too.
Bouncy X by David Cloverfield	Jul 6th, 2009 06:57:37 AM
I1ve heard about that, but I can't really imagine it working on the small screen. You know what would be fun? If they did it in an Emmerich like disaster movie feel. Half high school drama with some mystery and horror, and BAM! at 60 minutes in we have the prom night, the pig blood, change the gears and it's the end of the world.
I'm afraid not. by TheyCallUsMisfits	Jul 6th, 2009 07:09:34 AM
That is all.
Your right, this is an insult to PROM NIGHT 2: HELLO MARY LOU by Mike_D	Jul 6th, 2009 07:14:41 AM
what the fuck is with horror movies these days
Grievey: That Sounds Horrible by kevinwillis.net	Jul 6th, 2009 07:15:15 AM
Way to poison me on this movie. That's some atrocious dialog.
Megan Fox and Diablo Cody by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jul 6th, 2009 07:18:27 AM
I don;t understand most of the Megan Fox hate on this website; the only two films we've seen her in have not asked her to act, and she was no worse than any of the other performances in those two films. Here's the thing. In those two movies she was hot! She was goddamned hot! She was otherworldly hot! I think that scared a lot of the people that visit this site. I think the fact that some of you have never dated a woman that hot or have actually mustered up the balls to ask a woman that hot out and been rejected has warped you brains. There seems to be a massive backlash on this site regarding her along the lines of "i can't have it, so I must talk shit about it." Well, all of you Megan Fox haters rejoice, this is apparently the movie you've been waiting for. Now, based on the mvies and magazines and shit I've seen with her in the last few years, I have seen nothing worthy of putting down except some of the shit that comes out of her mouth. I thought she was incredibly fucking hot, and didn't understand anyone who thought differently. Now, in this trailer, she seems weird looking, not hot at all; just really weird looking in a way I can't explain. Also, it's evident just from this trailer that she can;t act her way out of a paper bag either; but that's something we all already knew. Now for Diablo Cody. I would like to lie and say that I couldn;t get through Juno because of the dialogue, but that's not true. There were many times where I felt like switching the channel and many times where I lost track of the plotline because my mind wandered and I didn't really give a shit, but I ,ade it through the whole movie. Why did everyone fall all over themselves over this formulaic plot and this stilted, awkward dialogue? No one points at Tarantino, admittedly an incredible dialogue writer and says, "That's how people really talk." The dialogue in Juno was so forced and well-thought out by someone who hasn't been a teenager in a long time, it had the stink of hindsight. Do you want to know how teenagers really talk? Go watch a movie called Superbad, that's how they talk and what they think about; it's all we thought about. Juno was so fake and self-aware, not a portrait of a true teenager. It was more like someone who had been fucked over by life and was pissed and dejected about stripping for sweaty men and giving blowjobs in the VIP section for fifty bucks a pop looked back on her high school years and infused all the world-wariness and anger of lost innocence into their 16 year old self. if anything, it would have worked better as Science-fiction, because it was the most dishonest portrayal of a teenage American that I think I have ever seen. That being said, let's see what Diablo has left after she spewed all her venom out over her life going shitty and becoming a whore. Now that she has regained some self-esteem and is acting on the second chance in life that she was lucky enough to have been rewarded, what does she have for us? Oh, a cheesy pretty teen slasher movie with lots more Juno-esque dialogue. Hrmm.... let's see how the critics respond to the dialogue here. One trick pony. Congrats to AICN, i thought you guys had quit!!!! WOW!!!! A new post!!!! You should be proud of yourselves!!!!!! Hey Haryy, have ya seen any new DVD's in the last few weeks, ya lazy fuck?
Wow that post was really long by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jul 6th, 2009 07:21:12 AM
Sorry, three Red Bulls already
Fox's flesh/Cody's brains by kafka07	Jul 6th, 2009 07:21:25 AM
It's important for us to see Megan Fox in a non-Transformer movie. To test her acting abilities...and sexiness. Oh so veeeery important. And so far this looks good, partly due to Diablo Cody's cleverness.
I say mummy, did Michael Jackson fart into a cup of jesus juice? by 69DUDE	Jul 6th, 2009 07:43:39 AM
an answer is needed.
Balls deep in demon ass! by Cronkit	Jul 6th, 2009 07:47:04 AM
She cant act, but she's hot. Perfect movie for her, besides (Swamp Ass Rangers 9)
Did Michael Jackson fart on Megan Fox's macaroni? And yet she ST by 69DUDE	Jul 6th, 2009 07:51:51 AM
Resolve this query now.
STILL ATE IT? by 69DUDE	Jul 6th, 2009 07:52:16 AM

Did Bubbles fart when Michael Jackson grabbed his willystick dur by 69DUDE	Jul 6th, 2009 07:53:26 AM

..ing the... by 69DUDE	Jul 6th, 2009 07:53:54 AM
..infamous dance routine of '86?
ChoclateWoman are you really a choclate woman? by Cronkit	Jul 6th, 2009 07:55:10 AM
I would like to know.
Did Michael Jackson fart when... by 69DUDE	Jul 6th, 2009 07:55:21 AM
...handed a chicken thigh at Carl Weathers' barbeque in 1990?
Did Diablo Cody lick Michael Jacksons asshole.. by 69DUDE	Jul 6th, 2009 08:02:14 AM
...right after he'd just farted? Was she doing it at the request of Uri Geller who was, at the time, bending a spoon around a small boys pee pee pipe?
Tasty by Cronkit	Jul 6th, 2009 08:02:31 AM

Michael Jackson: King Of Parp?? by 69DUDE	Jul 6th, 2009 08:04:07 AM

If its not a horror remake by Series7	Jul 6th, 2009 08:06:06 AM
Then I don't care for it.
It looks fun... by serke	Jul 6th, 2009 08:12:17 AM
...but you'd think this wasn't a site for people who like movies at all. With how much most of you bitch and moan about every bit of news that's posted.
Megan Fox Needs Me!!!!! by hopeless	Jul 6th, 2009 08:17:18 AM
You all heard her she said I need you Hopeless! So here I am.....
Hmmmm... by codymr	Jul 6th, 2009 08:26:00 AM
Not the usual type of film for me. But, Juno was well done so I will give this a chance if the word of mouth is positive.
Megan Fox the only actress with a X-Rated name-- by theplant	Jul 6th, 2009 08:31:33 AM
and an X-Rated body currently starring in PG-13 movies. Where did Bay find her ?
HAPPY 63 BIRTHDAY SLY STALLONE!!!!!!!!! by alice 13	Jul 6th, 2009 08:39:22 AM
happy double dose day!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a throwaway Saturday night pizza & beer movie... by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 08:44:02 AM
...Cue all the Cody and Fox haters talking about how fucking terrible this movie is, while simultaneously trying to put across the idea that somehow most OTHER horror movies are fucking Shakespeare or something. I'VE SAT THROUGH FUCKING "STIGMATA"! AND "THE FOG" FUCKING REMAKE! AND FUCKING "DARKNESS FALLS!" (Actually, I kinda liked the batshit insane stupidity of DARKNESS FALLS). THEY are fucking awful movies - we haven't even SEEN this movie yet! If you hated JUNO, DON'T fucking watch this - the script reads just like JUNO, samrt-ass dialogue and everything, and if Michael Cera isn't playing Chip, well, he fucking well should be. If it ain't on the shit level of THE FOG remake or STIGMATA, it'll be fine with me. And Megan Fox gets (almost) naked! WHY ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS MOTHERFUCKERS?!?
And to you PROFESSIONALS out there -- by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 08:47:01 AM
Yes, Xiphos_2 and Stuntcock Mike, amongst others -- DON'T DISREPSECT THE SEX GODDESS MEGAN "MEGA" FOX!!! Or I will strike down upon thee with great vengenace and Purple Lando, those who attempt to besmirchify and bitch-talk my beloved Fox! Though, I will grant you, she is no Nigella (Bale bless that MILF and her heavenly bosoms), or even Lt Andie MacDowall, I would love me some Megan Fox downhome country peach pie. Oh fucking yes, I would.
I'LL WATCH THIS FOR AMANDA SEYFRIED'S AMPLE BOSOM by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 08:47:17 AM
Fox has no tits, and she's uglier than ug.
how to lose friends by Dradis Contact	Jul 6th, 2009 08:47:28 AM
We get a hint of what she is about in How To Lose Friends and Alienate People, but the movie isn't really about her. I think she's kind of like Marilyn Monroe. This is not just because of the tattoo. I'm not an expert on MM movies, but from what I've seen, a lot of her job was to be extremely appealing, no matter how good the rest of the movie was. That doesn't mean it was the limit of her ability. I'd like to see Megan Fox do a comic role. I don't think this movie is going to be especially funny.
SPUD by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 08:50:08 AM
Forget Megan Fox. You've never tried ... Leslie Ann Machado. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =k2Vx9Tz6AA0
LESLIE ANN MACHADO IS THE FASTEST WAY TO POP A LOAD ... by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 08:51:06 AM
Guaranteed.
DIABLO CODY = FEMALE KEVIN SMITH by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 08:51:52 AM
Yeah, I said it. Contrived situations, smart-ass dialogue that feels forced, made-up slang, annoying characters, badly written romantic subplots... How exactly is Diablo Cody NOT Kevin Smith again?!? And yet he gets this kind of hateful reception from the AICN TBers who normally swallow the reheated bullshit Kevin Smith feeds them, film after film. I mean, I enjoy Smith's ouvre, his movies are okay... but was there ANYTHING original in CLERKS 2 that we hadn't heard a gazillion times in his other movies? The only funny bit was the whole bit about LOTR vs STAR WARS, and even that sounded contrived. It's just a movie, folks. You know EXACTLY what you're getting with a Diablo Cody movie - if it ain't your thang, well, it ain't your thang, and you will never convince those of us who LIKE cody's stuff otherwise. So give me reasoned arguments as to why JENNIFER'S BODY looks like shit or GTFO. Actually reading the script is recommended to begin with...
I GOT THE KEVIN SMITH VIBE FROM THE TRAILER, TOO by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 08:53:44 AM
I admit it's not Bayformers bad, and surely Amanda Seyfried is worth a look. On Netflix or torrent, of course.
ACTUALLY I WAS THINKING MORE KEVIN WILLIAMSON by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 08:54:56 AM
with a hint of Smith.
AyatollahSexyBack - OH MY GOOD GOD!!! by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 08:57:12 AM
Leslie Ann Muchado is teh hotness, no doubt about it. But she's just so wholesome... I've dated a lot of wholesome chicks, and no, they unfortunately don't all turn into the paddle-toting librarian babe in TOMCATS. (Yeah, I liked TOMCATS. Fuck you all.) I haven't dated anywhere near as many crazy sexy slut chicks as I wish I had, and since I met Mrs Spud-To-Be, it's all over for me. So let me strangle Lil Spud to my favourite biker-rock chick white trash slut from Hell, Megan Fox, and I give you... the Muchado! Horses for courses, my Middle Eastern friend. Allahu Akbar!
LESLIE ANN MACHADO WAS BORN FOR MOTORBOATING by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 08:58:50 AM
Allahu Akbar indeedy!!!
AyatollahSexyBack - Williamson by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 08:59:50 AM
Yeah, I'll give you that. Diablo Cody is Smith multiplied by Williamson, trying (in JENNIFER'S BODY) desperately to channel HEATHERS-era Daniel Waters. I liked the script, though, probably because I don't expect THE EXORCIST-level screenplays in movies that are obviously aiming for THE STUFF or KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE level enjoyment. It's just a harmless, silly movie, that had it been made in 1985, would have a PROPERLY nekkid Megan Fox, instead of this Puritanical bullshit. Ah, well.
Motorboating?!? by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 09:00:29 AM
I'm almost afraid to ask... ALMOST. What the hell is motorboating?!?
LESLIE ANN: "AND TO HELP YOU GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY ..." by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 09:01:16 AM
"... I'll lube your cock with my cuntjuice. Absolutely free."
Spud, no disrespect intended by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2009 09:02:12 AM
Post op Megan Fox is still deserving of the "Mayo Dog"
serke by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 09:02:17 AM
Damn straight. There's some fucking miserable bastards on here these days. A demonic, lusty Megan Fox fucking then eating men TO DEATH, and nerdy-hot Amanda Seyfried? I am so there! Well, almost (readies Andrex...)
MOTORBOATING!!!! by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 09:03:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =0X-Xaa2mKjI
Oh fuck yes! by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2009 09:04:08 AM
http://tinyurl.com/mrnbfs
Stuntcock Mike... by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 09:04:39 AM
I'd have to give her The Bat. And the Goat. And the Abraham Lincoln. As taught to me by the great and mighty Luis Guzman in the seminal Ryan Reynolds lterary masterpiece WAITING. Then I'd ravage that woman with a fury even the Gods could not fathom. Sex with Megan Fox must be like having an orgasm you have waited your whole life to experience. Just.... steps away from the hot keyboard, perspiring
FUCK. I JUST MADE MESELF HORNY by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 09:04:40 AM
Guys keep your distance.
DAYAM, STUNTCOCK!!!! by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 09:06:38 AM
She looks great in silk dont she?
Leslie, undo one more button in that Rosetta Stone ad by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 6th, 2009 09:08:59 AM
and I shall pop a handless load.
The perfect song to Motorboat to!!! by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 09:09:07 AM
Just shove your face down in them titties and sing this as loud as you can... http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=yVxfKDybMSE Yeeeeaaahhhhhh....
SPUD - THAT WAS GREAT BUT THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS WERE EVEN BETTER! by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 09:12:08 AM
AliceCullen9413 (3 days ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply omg whos the retard who gave this guy a record deal. he sounds like hes drowning. Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron, Chacarron , awwahwahwahawhwahwahwahwah. retard!
Stuntcock Mike by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 09:12:46 AM
"Post op Megan Fox"?!? Took me a minute to notice that! Ten "Hail Bale"s and seventeen "Praise Be Unto Nigella"s, and spank yourself with nettles until you pop a Smurf...
ASB - This is how I first heard that record... by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 09:15:32 AM
I actually got a DJ gig for a twelve-year old's party (don't ask - and yes, the parents were ALL there) and one of the young guests asked me to play that song. I had no idea what it was... And then I spent the next few weeks randomly going up to Mrs Spud-To-Be, planting my visage in her boobage, and going "Mmm-urm-mm-urm-mm-mmm-mm-mmm- mmm" to that tune for ages! Ah, happy times...
ewwwwwwwwwww by MBUR	Jul 6th, 2009 09:15:45 AM
TOE THUMB
ewwwwwwwwwww by MBUR	Jul 6th, 2009 09:15:47 AM
TOE THUMB
ASB / Stuntcock Mike by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 09:16:46 AM
There's some depraved motherfuckers up in here right now...
Megan Fox is NOT HOT by Nasty In The Pasty	Jul 6th, 2009 09:17:21 AM
Someone give that poor girl a ribcage.
IT'S AN INTERESTING SONG, SPUDS by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 09:17:35 AM
I might get the ringtone hahah!!
Diablo Cody writing is about as good by FapMaster5000	Jul 6th, 2009 09:19:56 AM
as those damn Twilight books and movie. Written for 11 year olds.
I'm there... by Logan_1973	Jul 6th, 2009 09:20:25 AM
Looks like fun in the SNAKES ON A PLANE world. I hope it keeps its R rating...
Took me ages to learn the lyrics... by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 09:22:48 AM
...Now I have to find out what they are in ENGLISH!
"From the mind of Diablo Cody" by BobParr	Jul 6th, 2009 09:37:23 AM
Oh please!! How overrated can she get? Juno was successful due to the acting and direction- not the too cool for school dialogue and her Showtime series was awful. In a couple of years she will work as a writer for The Hills or some other reality show crap.
at least it's not another fucking remake! by Browncoat_Jedi	Jul 6th, 2009 09:38:13 AM
I'll be there.
Browncoat_Jedi - HEAR FUCKING HEAR!!! by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 09:42:28 AM
I'd rather watch one mediocre ORIGINAL attempt at a NEW horror movie than a fucking thousand remakes. I mean, who honestly thinks you can better the original HALLOWEEN? Or FRIDAY THE 13TH? Or NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET? Or - when the barrel bottom REALLY gets scraped - classics like THE EXORCIST? ROSEMARY'S BABY? If the Cody haters can name ONE good - or even DECENT - horror remake of the last five to ten years, then I'll listen to what they have to say. But this is an ORIGINAL horror movie, so fuck the haters. Some people just LOVE to hate.
Nasty In The Pasty (great name!) by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 09:43:39 AM
I've got some meat she can have. Uh huh-huh. Hnn-hnn HNN! He said MEAT!
That same site shows "Trick or Treat" coming to DVD by Chewtoy	Jul 6th, 2009 09:46:07 AM
I hadn't heard that it was finally being released. Considering all of the crap horror that makes it to theaters, I'm saddened to see that movie is going directly to DVD after the raves I've heard about it, but then I guess I should just be thankful that I might finally get to see it. As for the "Jennifer's Body" trailer, it definitely had some funny lines in it. I'm sure I'll catch it sometime.
Karate Kid Part IV leaked script... by 69DUDE	Jul 6th, 2009 09:48:08 AM
...20 years on from when Daniel kicked the ponytail guys ass and Mr Miyagi did a ninja-fart in Kreese's face the pair are at it again. At the LaRusso-Miyagi Dojo, Daniel teaches a whole new breed of karate student the ancient ways of jiggling your feet on the spot while standing in 'shit your pants' stance. Mr Miyagi is still painting fences, fixing broken pipes with japanese voodoo and going down on plenty of California pussy. Evil strikes when Kreese's son comes to town looking for revenge. Armed to the teeth with MMA experience, he laughs in the face of traditional arts and posts frequently on internet forums pointing out their shortcomings. He goes after Miyagi, and kills him. Yes - kills him. LaRusso vows to avenge Miyagi's death and trains super-hard over the next 48 hrs to prepare. But wait...in between kata and kumite, LaRusso is getting shit from Elizabeth Shue - she's pregnant and she wants to keep it. LaRusso cannot be tied down by simple things like family so he crane kicks her in the stomach and the baby dies instantly. Back on track, LaRusso tracks down Kreese Jr at a local UFC match. He signs up, the whole world laughs. Goju-Ryu vs MMA?? The forums are on fire with ridicule. Headband in place, Daniel square up to his nemesis, and after taking a severe beating for the first few rounds, he unleashes a killer twisting flip kick that catches Kreese Jr square in the balls which causes them to rupture and leak semenal fluid all down his leg. There will be no Kreese Jr Jr, that's for sure. Daniel walks off into the sunset with a beer.
This solidifies it by AlwaysThere	Jul 6th, 2009 09:48:48 AM
Megan Fox can not act. Her vocal inflection is all over the place.
Okay by 420 Boylston St	Jul 6th, 2009 09:50:12 AM
I've seen the trailer, and I think Megan Fox looks good in this but I think the characters or actors appear too old for the picture. They don't look like teenagers but instead 20 somethings trying very hard to recapture their teen days. This seems very odd. The dialogue doesn't suit them and I'm not too jazzed about the lame cg fx. Has anyone got scared by horror cg? It looks very sci fi channelish, and not a film I want to see. This looks more like a video release like that lame and very overrated Trick r Treat which has been paraded here as the saving grace of horror films WHICH IT ISN'T. So this film is basically a little too late for the cast, I think this film would have been a choice for the actors if this film was done three years ago. Sorry, I don't like the lead in the film. I think Ellen Page would have been great for this film, but I said the same thing for Raimi's boring Drag Me To Hell.
69DUDE by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 09:56:05 AM
Are you aware that there WAS a KK4? Hilary Swank was in it, and it featured ZEN BOWLING! Needless to say, Miyagi was the pimp daddy in that movie, and it was every flavour of awesome. Oh, and give my love to the Princesses! You'll see...
The Dawn Of The Dead remake was FUCKING AWESOME by Nasty In The Pasty	Jul 6th, 2009 10:00:04 AM

spud mcspud by 69DUDE	Jul 6th, 2009 10:02:52 AM
Aye, sir I know there was a KK4, but that wasn't really KK4 - that was The NEXT Karate Kid! This is a full-on sequel as it was meant to be!! Wax On, Whacks Off!
Megan Fox is overrated by Luscious.868	Jul 6th, 2009 10:03:50 AM
She looks like a trailer trash version of Angelina Jolie minus the DSL's. I don't get all the hype. Yeah she's hot, but so are a million other Hollywood bimbos.
Diablo Cody = Kevin Williamson by StubePT	Jul 6th, 2009 10:11:01 AM
Someone mentioned it above and they were dead-on: Diablo Cody is this generation's Kevin Williamson. The dialogue they write is sort of "hyper-dialogue" -- it's not how teens actually talk, but sort of hos they WISH they could talk. The problem, as Williams found out, is that too much of it can become exhausting, which is why Dawson's Creek had to dumb-down it's "hyper-dialogue" after the first season and why Williamson hasn't written a hit in a decade. Tarantino also writes in "hyper-dialogue", but he goes for the adult route. And let's face it: too much Tarantino "hyper-dialogue" can be over-whelming as well. So it becomes a case of either you like it or you don't. It's different; there's no denying that.
dawn of the dead remake-meh by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jul 6th, 2009 10:21:17 AM
when they left the mall it just turned to shit. dont ask me why.
TOE THUMB OR NO THUMB by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jul 6th, 2009 10:22:12 AM

Not feeling this at all- Cody tries too hard by YackBacker	Jul 6th, 2009 10:23:41 AM
Let's all find out how wise-crackin' and ironic teens can be when there's a fucking serial killer on the loose. Imagine what Edgar Wright could have done with this premise. I doubt Cody knows satire if it bit her in her tattooed ass.
Fox by NudeandAroused	Jul 6th, 2009 10:30:34 AM
She has absolutely no acting talent whatsoever. None. She is in movies because she is Grade A smoking hot. This movie seems to play that up. I am interested.
As for Megan Fox, you know it's bad when Michael Bay says by YackBacker	Jul 6th, 2009 10:33:54 AM
You're an idiot. I'm awaiting G.W. Bush's statement on Fox as well. And Carrot Top's as well...
Amanda Seyfried? by TheMcflyFarm	Jul 6th, 2009 10:34:49 AM
Ewwww! She's got an iguana face, only slightly more retarded looking. Grow some taste people.
Spud mcSpud by Xiphos_2	Jul 6th, 2009 10:36:49 AM
I didn't say I wouldn't nail Megan Fox but inorder for that to happen the following criteria would have to be met. The lighting would need to low, I would need to come in from behind and her man junk needs to be tucked way up so I couldn't see it. Booze would help incase errant ball to ball contact occured.
Diablo Cody must hate men! by FapMaster5000	Jul 6th, 2009 10:43:43 AM
What the fuck? A female demon that hunts and kills dudes? "They're not people, they're boys!" Seriously Diablo, are you just pissed off at men because they didn't find you attractive as a stripper, booed you off stage, and hurt your feelings. You are about as mature as the tweens that you target your writing towards.
megan fox was born in 86 by animas	Jul 6th, 2009 10:52:40 AM
i was smoking weed when the fuckin space shuttle blew up in 86. fuck her for making me feel old.
Looks bad... by Thot	Jul 6th, 2009 10:53:39 AM
like low budget, nudie-teen-flick, trying-hard-to-be-funny/ironic , bad. Fox probably can't carry a film.
So Diablo Cody's dialogue is Lame? by cymbalta4thedevil	Jul 6th, 2009 11:02:55 AM
And you sweaty geeks saying "Epic Fail" and "Owned" and mentioning Bale and The Dark Knight in EVERY talkback isn't? Okaaaaaay....
cymbalta4thedevil, you're adorable by YackBacker	Jul 6th, 2009 11:25:23 AM
But your post was an Epic Fail. Bale would not find you professional at all. Random thought: I once "owned" a VHS player...
just a question to everyone hating by charlesbronsonLIVES	Jul 6th, 2009 11:25:47 AM
i really dont give a shit about cody or any of her movies. there's certainly worse things being released, but every talkback is violently angry against whatever the topic is... so please tell me, what movies do you people actually want to see because it sounds like you all hate everything. and keep in mind, blade runner and star wars can only be made once.
The reason why AICN hates JUNO by Immortal_Fish	Jul 6th, 2009 11:32:18 AM
The title character didn't receive the sacrament of abortion.
How has nobody mentioned by Sparksy	Jul 6th, 2009 11:33:10 AM
that this movie features a full on lesbian scene with Fox and Seyfried? My interest is... growing.
Cody is Overrated, I HATED Juno, But This Looks GREAT by LaserPants	Jul 6th, 2009 11:35:07 AM
It looks totally fucking awesome. Maybe a good companion piece with Teeth. See, in a magical universe, I can buy that people would talk like that, because they're magic and always have wittty popculture quips on demand Tarantino style, but with a vagina. You know, talk like writers write? Talk how awkward, though literate, adults wish they sounded like when they were awkward, semi-literate teens? That could happen in a magical universe where Megan Fox is a hot vampire chick, def. Not so much in a man-hating, lifetime movie, crypto-conservative propaganda piece like Juno.
The problem with Megan Fox is she's a huge skank. by I Hope You Die	Jul 6th, 2009 11:38:47 AM
Huge skanks has short shelf-lives. She'll look like shit within 2 years.
Both Fox and Seyfried Are Crazy , Smokin' HOT. by LaserPants	Jul 6th, 2009 11:38:58 AM
To say otherwise means you are a homosexual. No doubt those who do not find either attractive should be eagerly anticipating Twilight 2: Even More Shirtless Gay Boys for 13 Year Old Girls To Crush On: The Movie
Saying Fox isn't hot is like saying Obama isn't black by MattmanReturns	Jul 6th, 2009 11:45:05 AM

Let's be honest by kolchak	Jul 6th, 2009 11:56:48 AM
We've seen this story done a shit load of times. Only instead of an alien, she's a "demon". This is going to be one of the many bad horror movies we see every year with the added annoyance of snarky, hipster, Diablo Cody dialogue.
What a shitty soundtrack. by Harold-Sherbort	Jul 6th, 2009 12:26:49 PM
C'mon people making these movies. Get some fucking sense.
Diablo Cody quote... by MooseMalloy	Jul 6th, 2009 12:36:06 PM
"I think there's room for more talented bloggers to break into Hollywood. It seemed like a fluke when I did it, but I won't be the last blogger to have a film produced."
I HATED Juno by fassbinder79	Jul 6th, 2009 12:56:49 PM
But Cody's concept with the casting of Megan Fox in the lead is a genius marketing choice and will give this film HUGE opening weekend box office numbers. Reitman might top his pop soon with all the money he's going to be making. Haven't liked the films Jason has directed so far (his Dad is much better in that department i.e. Ghostbusters and Dave) but as a producer he is no dummy.
i dont get the "lets bash megan fox cause shes hot" thing. by TheDark0Knight	Jul 6th, 2009 01:02:51 PM
you are a bunch of dudes sitting on the biggest movie geek website in the world bashing an incredibly good looking girl cause YOU THINK shes slutty, do you know her? do you know the guys shes fucked?...it doesnt make sense....BTW this is why half of you guys dont get laid. your to judgmental.
Yeah where'd the "slut" comments come from? by MattmanReturns	Jul 6th, 2009 01:07:24 PM
I've never seen anything indicating she's a slut.
Looks ok by Toonol	Jul 6th, 2009 01:08:42 PM
I doubt I'll see it in the theaters, but it looks as good as any recent horror movie (yes, just as good as DRAG ME TO HELL). I thought Juno was just ok, but I think the huge Diablo Cody backlash is pretty undeserved.
spud mcspud by wookie1972	Jul 6th, 2009 01:10:04 PM
How is this original? Ginger Snaps did the whole "teenage sexuality is scary" thing over a decade ago.
Why don't they just show Megan Fox's cuecards on screen? by SpyGuy	Jul 6th, 2009 01:13:55 PM
Because she looks and sounds like she's reading straight off them. Oh, and JUNO was good, but I chalk that up to Ellen Page more than Cody's script. Page sold that movie.
spud mcpsud by Continentalop	Jul 6th, 2009 01:22:37 PM
Don't let Xiphos and Stuntcock scare you away from her. As long as she tucked the candy away good I would do her in a second.
Palming Diablo's snatch feels like a horse eating from your hand by Professor_Monster	Jul 6th, 2009 01:24:47 PM
Fuck this stripper cunt - in fact fuck the whole anti male twist that happened to this world - well, America at least. I can't wait for Iran to take us over so we can get these broads to SHUT THE FUCK UP allready.
I'm surprised... by jsm1978	Jul 6th, 2009 01:28:05 PM
that this site hasn't been all over the fact that the girl from heroes is getting nekkid in that Beth Cooper movie... seems right up their alley (especially given posts like this one).
MattmanReturns by Toonol	Jul 6th, 2009 01:29:36 PM
Yeah, I'm FAR from a feminist. I'm crazy right-wing, and I think men and women have very different behaviors and aptitudes. But it's freaky the real hostility that some strange guys here aim at women. Whether it's Megan Fox, ScriptGirl, or any random female celebrity (or politician... look at Palin & Clinton), they have a seething personal hatred that seems almost like a mental illness.
TITBAG by HoboCode	Jul 6th, 2009 01:36:43 PM
That would be Garden State, and yes, that movie was pretentious drivel.
Professor_Monster by MattmanReturns	Jul 6th, 2009 01:37:35 PM
Awww, still can't get a woman to acknowledge your existence? Good thing you don't come across as bitter...
Toonol by MattmanReturns	Jul 6th, 2009 01:42:30 PM
I think it simply stems from the fact that most of these guys have never had sex, or at least not with an attractive woman, and are therefore desperate to be "better" than these women. The reality is they wouldn't know what to do with a real woman if one fell in their lap.
Fox is not all that by Titus05	Jul 6th, 2009 01:45:06 PM
Megan Fox needs a lot of makeup to look hot...I saw some makeup-free shots of her and she does not look the same...lots of pimples and very pale...by the way the movie looks like total crap
"Am i too big?" by Laza-rus	Jul 6th, 2009 01:48:53 PM
Lol - awesome. I'm predicting that will be the best bit of writing in this shitbird of a film.
At least snakes on a plane... by spectrebeeyatch	Jul 6th, 2009 01:49:27 PM
Had snakes on a plane! Jennifers body won't have Fox's full naked body so no deal. The trailer sucks it's trying way too hard it's screaming: "THIS IS TRENDY AND FUNNY SEE IT!" So fuck this movie because it looks like a Buffy ripoff anyway. Also I agree with another statement made on this TB Garden State blew ass. And I want to bone not just Fox but the Lucas girl from TF2. Now that woman was hot!
Mattman Returns by Professor_Monster	Jul 6th, 2009 01:50:42 PM
You dumb little fuck. It's fags like you - "best friends" of the opposite sex that open the door of penis inversion. The whole "can't get a woman" comeback is 8th grade banter. I'm nailed more quiff than tampons, you on the other hand sound like one of these metro-sexual foo foos that know about handbags and high heels. Why don't you go back in your room, drown yourself out with the latest Disney made music selection and dream of getting tea bagged and brown eye rounded by Zac Effon. Let the men talk here smeg lip.
RongoRongoMu by AsimovLives	Jul 6th, 2009 01:52:46 PM
Megan Fox was given a chance to act, in the movie How To Lose Friends And Alienate People. And while she played a dumb hot starlet, she played it quite badly. OOne can be a very good actor and play a dumb role and play it good, look at Anna Faris, pratically half her career is playing dumb girls and yet she does it with real acting, which nobody can deny she delivers. But Megan Fox is no Anna Faris, she's just a dumb girl with no descernible acting ability whatsoever. If she had some hidden untaped talent, she would had grabbed the chance that How to Lose Friends And Alienate People privided and would had proved the world she can act, she's more then the piece of peech from the robot movies. But all she did was prove to the world she can't act worth a damn. The girls is coasting on her looks and nothing else. And i'm starting to question if her looks aren't more a product of her visuial consultants then anything to do with true natural beauty. There' more to beauty then just a pair of big tits and a curved ass.
Copious amount of Megan Fox's flesh?? by AsimovLives	Jul 6th, 2009 01:56:05 PM
This is copious amount? Dos th word copious have a very different meaning in english then it has in my native portuguese language? Because if this could be considered copious, then America is far more coy and prudish then i imagined!
"I'm nailed more quiff than tampons" by MattmanReturns	Jul 6th, 2009 02:09:52 PM
That's pretty funny, but guys who actually have don't need to boast. I'm not gonna apologize for respecting women. I'm certainly not gonna apologize to some closet homosexual who rolls "Zac Efron" off his tongue at the first sign of conflict. I anticipate your witty retort. Make me laugh.
i think ill skip it by simondark	Jul 6th, 2009 02:14:48 PM
and megan fox is shitty in every way.And no im not afraid of hot women...i married an underwear model,shes waaaaay hotter than fox.besides fox is just white trash from florida that mike bay "discovered" wasnt she megatron in TF1 ? I cant remember...fuck it.
Really hope that asylum shot isn't the end by Freakemovie	Jul 6th, 2009 02:15:00 PM
Because that would be super-lame (and super-lame to reveal it in the first half of a trailer).
Freakemovie by kolchak	Jul 6th, 2009 02:16:47 PM
But you know it probably is. It's like the "Quarantine" trailer all over again.
My prom theme was "Heathers." by Larry of Arabia	Jul 6th, 2009 02:32:27 PM
Um, anyway wow with the Megan Fox hate. I can understand the Cody hate. Either you are on her vibe or you aren't. That's the way it is with people who have a unique voice - it was one time said about Woody Allen and Albert Books. Slagging on Megan Fox is a little stupid when her biggest roles have been Faith Ford's vapid niece on "Hope and Faith" and eye candy in a robot movie, and vapid eye candy in a bad movie. Her job to this point has been to look pretty and act petty, empty, and stupid. So let's give her a shot here.
wookie1972 by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 02:46:27 PM
You got me there - GINGER SNAPS is indeed pretty much the same movie. What I mean by 0riginal is that it isn't (a) a lame remake that is a remake INO, and (b) It isn't a shot-for-shot remake under another name. This movie, though it follows a familiar and predictable plot, is at least original. And has hot Evil Megan Fox action. And as Megan Fox > Katherine Isabelle (to a factor of at least 11, and multiply that by millions if you compare fox to the goblin goth sister in SNAPS), ergo this movie is original by my criteria. You get the gist, anyway...
Cody is an image, not a talent... by alienindisguise	Jul 6th, 2009 03:00:29 PM
just like megan Fox is so I guess this was a good match. I'm stil not gonna see it though.
its wierd that by simondark	Jul 6th, 2009 03:20:48 PM
megatron fox has been in movies with way fucking hotter women...yet she gets all the glory.Just shows what we men REALLY want in a woman..tits ass and a big cup of shut up bitch!!
In unrelated news, TORCHWOOD is still shit... by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 03:24:07 PM
RTD has not let us down - so far there have been three scenes going on about Ianto and Jack being a couple (bearing no relation to the plot), one gratuitous "There is no God" anecdote and some liberal theft from the works of John Wyndham and Nigel Kneale. Nice to see RTD isn't likely to start being original or putting plot before his PC obsessions any time soon... Back to Megan Fox. Teh hotness, no?
I don't understand her tattoos by LandonSmith	Jul 6th, 2009 03:28:04 PM
And what will come first, a sex tape or playboy layout? Do people actually buy playboy still?
Ripoff by Lashlarue	Jul 6th, 2009 03:31:24 PM
Two words. Ginger Snaps
spudmcspud by wookie1972	Jul 6th, 2009 03:32:26 PM
Fair enough. There are few completely original ideas out there. I just got a thing against Cody. I find her column for EW unreadable, and I hated Juno. I wish I had come up with the Kevin Williamson analogy - it's utterly perfect, and my guess is that in 10 years she'll be pretty much where he is right now.
fox and seyfried in the same movie? i double cummed... by Warcraft	Jul 6th, 2009 03:39:45 PM
but they sure make seyfried look like shit here, otherwise she's beautiful.
2 reasons nobody gonna watch this: by joergn	Jul 6th, 2009 03:41:14 PM
1.) Megan Fox is overhyped. 2.) Wanking at home to her pics or movies is much cheaper.
wookie1972 by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 03:44:33 PM
I'd agree with that - with Williamson, SCREAM and THE FACULTY were pretty much his best work - well, that and the first few seasons of DAWSON'S CREEK. Since then - zilch. And I don't think the SCREAM sequel / reboot / whatever is going to change his fortunes. Cody won't be any different. People will tire of the incessant smart-assery in the dialogue - just like with Tarantino, just like with Williamson, and just like with Kevin Smith - and her star will fade. I don't mind her stuff, just as I don't mind Kevin Smith's - but when it gets old, I'm onto something new. She'll be no different. You were bang on with GINGER SNAPS, though. The similarities are pretty striking.
Mr. Zeddemore by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 03:49:55 PM
True - but this takes the PC obsession to a whole new level. There's an entire subplot devoted to everyone in Ianto's life finding out that he's gay. Adds NOTHING to the main plot or narrative, or the character (well, how can it? Ianto is basically a fucking 2 by 4) - it's just there to keep reminding us all every few seconds that IANTO AND JACK ARE GAY, THEY'RE A COUPLE AND IT'S OKAY!!! God, political correctness is SHIT. Whatever happened to plot first?
True... TOUCHWOOD SPOILERS by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 03:57:00 PM
Jack's immortality could be the most interesting thing in this - handled by a REAL writer, not some hack who just rehashes every other classic SF story then crowbars his "gay is good, God is dead" agenda into it every few scenes. Interesting subplot regarding Jack having a daughter - Lucy Cohu, a decent actress fucking wasted here - which is predictably thrown away. Gave it a chance. But NO - TOUCHWOOD IS STILL SHIT!!!
TOUCHWOOD SPOILERS by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 04:08:52 PM
"Are you a bender, then? You take it up the bum!" Ironically, because the overseeing writer/producer is gay, shit like this is seen as relevant and/or edgy. If a straight writer wrote this line, he'd be lucky not to be prosecuted at the BBC. Put all the gay agenda stuff at the Beeb in with its recent policy of retconning history to fit in with what THEY think it should have been (case in point - black people in general population in around 900AD, in MERLIN, and in around the 1260s, as in ROBIN HOOD recently), and you have the most obvious social engineering since Leni Riefenstahl picked up a camera in Nazi Germany. The irony is, you'll NEVER see the Beeb doing, say, a life story of the Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) or having an all-white cast in a remake of ROOTS just to be edgy and relevant. Fucking pathetic. They're causing way more trouble than they're preventing. Not to mention the general dumbing down of its entire historical output...
Yes, I invoked the "Nazi quote = end of the argument" thing by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 04:11:04 PM
And I don't care. There's no depth to the hatred I have for the bullshit the Beeb keep putting their PAYING viewers through. It couldn't be LESS representative of the general population of the UK if it fucking tried. GAAAAHH! TORCHWOOD FUCKING SUCKS!!!
TITBAG - THOSE WERE SOME PRETTY FUNNY POSTS FAGGOT by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 04:18:03 PM
I wasn't nauseated! Good job!
Morgan Freeman! EXACTLY! by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 04:18:50 PM
THAT was a great example of there being some actual thought behind it - and putting a Moor in England in that era drove forward the plot as well: the idea that heroism crossed the "friend / enemy" divide, and that both sides had cowards and heroes; and that, eventually, men on both sides eventually fought for what THEY thought was good and right. Freeman's Azeem was a great character, very well written. not so for Costner, though I liked the speech about "Nobility is not a birthright; it's defined by one's actions". It's a very under-rated movie, I think. Whereas the Beeb's ROBIN HOOD was just embarrassing. They didn't even acknowledge that the Crusades were, to a great extent, based on race - if you were black, you were a Saracen, therefore you were The Enemy - so it wasn't even clear who was fighting who! I expect a much more intelligent, well written and riveting version from Sir Ridley and Russell Crowe. If it has half the awesome factor of KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, which was fucking SPECTACULAR, then it will be well worth my seven quid.
I JUST EXPECT TIGHTS AND SOCIALISM FROM A ROBIN HOOD MOVIE by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 04:23:14 PM
Russell's package in spandex works for me.
Dark Knight sucks, Spielberg's a hack, Megan Fox isn't hot by MattmanReturns	Jul 6th, 2009 04:23:53 PM
I love Aint it Cool.
SPIELBERG'S STILL GOT GAME by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 04:27:31 PM
As long as he's helming and not just pimping Bay out.
AyatollahHollerBack by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 04:27:36 PM
And a sexy Maid Marian. There must ALWAYS be a sexy Maid Marian! Oh, and the word "Bollocks". Because it ain't a quintessential Middle Ages English movie without "bollocks". Oh yeah.
SPIELBERG HAS NO GAME! by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 04:28:55 PM
He gave the world Shia LeBouef. Fuck you Spielberg!
AyatollahSexyBack by MattmanReturns	Jul 6th, 2009 04:29:35 PM
Or letting Lucas have anything to do with the story.
Spud, Shia was the only good thing in Transformers 2 by MattmanReturns	Jul 6th, 2009 04:30:43 PM
"I'm gonna find you a tighter shirt."
TORCHWOOD by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 04:31:49 PM
Oddly, I know a few anti-gay bigots (how THAT comment will come back to bite me in the arse when I'm dissing the final Tennant WHO specials in the months to come!) who aren't particularly SF fans either - who fucking LOVE "TOUCHWOOD". They'd avoid SUPERNATURAL, BSG, LOST, SAPPHIRE AND STEEL, QUATERMASS, DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS - any other quality SF - but TORCHWOOD they love. Proves how fucking dumbed down the UK has actually become. Stick a few flashy lights and half-arsed SFX on something, and the masses will lap up any old shit, provided it doesn't tax their grey matter too much. God, it's fucking depressing...
MattmanReturns by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 04:36:05 PM
I didn't hate him as much as I did in the first movie - well, not till I found out Shia was banging the Fox behind BAG's back on the shoot and beyond - but there were only two great things in that movie for me (well, technically three): Teh Hotness that is Megan Fox (well, her jiggling breasticles) and the Spinal Tap UK punk robot that is Jetfire. Oh, and the Decepticles did make me laugh. I know, I know...
This movie will kill two careers with one stone by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 6th, 2009 04:40:44 PM

Spud by MattmanReturns	Jul 6th, 2009 04:41:50 PM
Yeah there were a couple of scenes where I laughed and then was ashamed that I laughed (like the little robot humping Megan Fox's leg). And there was more Starscream/Megatron bickering, so that was nice. All in all, a spectacularly terrible movie, but I'll take that over mediocre and boring (Terminator Salvation) any day.
It's not just me then! by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 04:42:04 PM
I enjoyed LIFE ON MARS, but hated that fucking ending - especially how they tried to make it more mysterious in ASHES TO ASHES, but it just sounded more confusing - did he die jumping off the building then? Did he REALLY go back to 1973? If so, did he REALLY die in a shoot-out on the Thames? So HOW did Alex hear about Sam Tyler then? Oh balls to it! Same with ASHES TO ASHES - it makes no sense, especially the end of series 2. And NOBODY CARES ANYWAY - at this point, Sam and Ziggy could pop up and have Alex say "Oh boy," and I wouldn't care. Because the time travel thing IS THE MOST BORING BIT - all we all want to see is more DCI Gene hunt kicking ass and taking names! In fact, I'd have a third series called HALF THE WORLD AWAY (or some similarly smart-arsed Oasis/Blur shitty title) where DCI Gene hunt wakes up in the twenty-first century. Then starts kicking ass and taking names. Call it cryogenics, we don't care - so long as we get Gene Hunt in charge of some new recruits, doing the new stuff old school. That would rule...
Megan Fox: Urban Legend? by zinc_chameleon	Jul 6th, 2009 04:42:48 PM
Will somebody put to rest or reveal the urban legend --that I first heard here on AICN -- that Megan Fox befriended Michael Turner (writer/penciler of 'Fathom') when she was a kid at a comic convention, and he developed the character with her in mind?
Is this a "SyFy" original movie? by Odog	Jul 6th, 2009 04:44:59 PM
Bollocks!
MEDIOCRE AND BORING?!? HOW VERY DARE YOU!!! by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 04:48:02 PM
I just got back tonight from seeing TERMINATOR SALVATION for the first time. WHY is that mediocre and boring? The action was top notch, the robot fight scenes were actually watchable, there was some very welcome action geography going on (ie I could see from cut to cut where characters were, where they were going, and how they got there), the plot was fine (apart from the silly ending - why would Marcus do that? Are there no pacemakers in the future?!?) and the acting was top notch. Mrs Spud-To-Be is now hopelessly in lust with Sam Worthington, I have further cemented my love for the Bryce, and Anton Yelchin has stolen yet another movie - that's a hat trick (he ruled in CHARLIE BARTLETT, stole his scenes in STAR TREK - "I know how to do that! I know how to do THAT!!!" - and was a dead ringer for Biehn in SALVATION). Generally, apart from the mighty Michael Ironside sleepwalking through his unreasonable general part, the acting was excellent (even Moon Bloodgood, who is basically a masculine Tia Carrere) and it had the tone I wanted to see - MAD MAX 2 meets TRANSFORMERS meets WAR OF THE WORLDS. Great movie! Why did you hate it?!?
I didn't think Terminator was boring at all by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 6th, 2009 04:49:12 PM
It was a pretty fast moving actioner. Now, the TV series, THAT was shit
Spud, Terminator by MattmanReturns	Jul 6th, 2009 04:52:32 PM
I just found the plot messy and unfocused, and the action very uninvolving. I liked the look of the movie, but that was all. I'm not gonna trash anybody for liking it (after all, the great Dickblood liked it), but I personally couldn't wait for it to end.
Mattman - I'll give you that the ending was shit by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 04:58:23 PM
SPOILERS I'll give you how crap the ending was - why does everyone suddenly think they should kill their own tame Terminator, their own link to Skynet (who, coincidentally, has all Skynet's data up in that big square head of his) to save their dumbass leader? Why not find a fucking pacemaker? They have a fully-equipped med centre - but can't find a pacemaker? Apparently an earlier draft ended with John dying, but the Resistance having data on the tech required to put human skin on a T-800. They strip Marcus, who is already half-skinned, and take the dead john's skin on his chassis - then Marcus takes on John's mantle. This could have also given the very talented Bryce Dallas Howard some meaty stuff to play - I'd have had her fall in love with Marcus/John in the sequel, and feel guilty about it, because under the skin, Marcus is the enemy - and not her husband, though he has his face. Marcus was a strong and well-written character, and was well-equipped to help and even lead the Resistance - why kill him off? That ending would have been more daring, more original and darker than the one we got. But do we REALLY look to McG for innovation and proper grit in a movie?!?
Oh, and Bale wasn't 100% in T:S by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 05:00:10 PM
He looked bored shitless in certain scenes. Though I did cheer when I saw Shane Hurlbut in the credits. WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND? OH, DA-DE-DA-DE-DAH!
BSG ENDING = BATSHIT INSANE by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 05:01:33 PM
Absolutely fucking stupid. And not in a good way, either. The decision they take at the end are astronomically fucking unbelievable. I won't spoil THIS for you. This kind of dumb-ass shit must be seen to be believed.
Yeah... the story pissed me off in general by MattmanReturns	Jul 6th, 2009 05:02:14 PM
By the end I didn't really care. It wasn't the story I wanted to see. I wanted to see John sending Reese back in time, and then getting killed by the terminator in T3 that said "I killed you." Maybe we will, although the plot synopsis of the next movie doesn't sound like it will grant my wish. But I would've liked to see some of that innovation. McG got the visuals right, but failed to invest me in the characters and story. But that's just me. I'm glad some people enjoyed it and wish I could have.
CG Arnold was awesome though by MattmanReturns	Jul 6th, 2009 05:06:11 PM
Amazing effect.
I love me some Seyfried by the_knightfall	Jul 6th, 2009 05:06:26 PM
wouldn't mind her being on top of Fox though...
TS was so mucb better than T3 by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 6th, 2009 05:06:46 PM
I wanted to walk out of that movie, and I had free tickets.
Why the hate for T3? by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 05:17:23 PM
Wasn't it basically T2 with a different Terminator? With TITS? You can't hate the highway chase, where they flip a fucking CRANE (awesome practical effects in that scene!), and that's a fantastic fight they have near the end with the T-X vs the T-800. Then there's that great idea of Sarah stashing guns in her coffin, the bit near the very end where we see T-1s and H-Ks come to life and kick off Judgment Day - and then that ending... my God - THAT ENDING! JUDGMENT DAY REALLY HAPPENS!!! I REALLY don't get the hate for that movie. And Nick Stahl is more watchable than Ed "SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEEEEEEAK" Furlong will EVER be. Oh, and Arnie got to be badass again - none of this "don't kill people" bollocks. I LIKED T3. Would've been nice to see John die at the hands of an Arnie model, but I think McG was too enamoured at the thought of a TERMINATOR trilogy starring Bale to think of finishing him off. Should've gone with the "John dies, replaced by Marcus with John's skin" idea...
I prefer T3 to T4 by MattmanReturns	Jul 6th, 2009 05:22:13 PM
I liked (not loved) the action. Nick Stahl is the best Connor, imo. It had Arnold (sorry, a Terminator movie needs Arnold... just as Indiana Jones needs Harrison Ford). T3 had a dark as shit ending, not a bullshit ending like T4.
MattmanReturns - TS ending by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 05:22:28 PM
There was a TERMINATOR Expanded Universe novel - can't quite remember the title (FUTURE WAR maybe?) - where it ends as John gets into the time Displacement chamber, then sees the Arnie T-800 go through into time, then the T-1000, then the T-X, then a few more models that are indistinct to look at... Just the suggestion that there were so many other Terminators, all being sent to kill Sarah Connor, was very cool. Shame it got ignored for a basic origin story for new character Marcus, that ended when they did away with him, and that will now become some boring-ass John Connor trilogy that we DON'T FUCKING NEED. Marcus was strong enough to carry two more movies - should have done away with John and had Marcus become him - Bale's happy (he gets to play Marcus-as-John), fans are happy (mind-boggling twist ending) and McG's happy (he gets to have a bionic John Connor that can interface with Skynet by brain!). But no - they go for the boring, safe option. Fucking suits, fucking boring bastards.
The main problem with Terminator movies by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 6th, 2009 05:29:23 PM
WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THEM! The characters always tell us what is going to happen, and then IT DOES! What's so fucking cool about that? Shit.
Give Megan a break by Messyjoe	Jul 6th, 2009 05:29:43 PM
Firstly why are so many so hostile? She has just started in her craft, and is getting obvious roles at this stage. This role was added probably to get her more experience. She is young and hot and can learn along the way, and I predict has a lot of staying power. She will be a star for a long time, and a better actor with time. I for one look forward to seeing her in future films and expect her to show her acting skills. Horror films are not my thing, but I will see this one.
Spud, I would've liked that ending better by MattmanReturns	Jul 6th, 2009 05:43:06 PM
At least it would've made me feel something, and would've added something to the mythos, something we didn't already know. It would've pissed a lot of people off, but I'm not sure that's a bad thing.
Megan Fox--nice. by Sal_Bando	Jul 6th, 2009 05:45:55 PM
Acting-well okay she's a body that emotes randomly. But whatever. She'll be forgotten soon enough. The next Giant Robot movie w/ her will likely be the last-odds on her career length afterwards? anyone? egg timer? Diablo Cody-Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Whatever folks, just a whacky Cyndy Lauper character who happens to write for Hollywood. What's the big deal pro or con?
Not sure Marcus wearing John Connor's skin would fly by YackBacker	Jul 6th, 2009 05:49:43 PM
We all can say now that we would have embraced the original ending to TS, but honestly, I think it would have not gone over well if they went that route. A lot of fans would bitch about it being a stunt ending, ruining the whole point of the franchise, diminishing Sarah Connor's (and the whole resistance's) sacrifices, etc. I think the original ending would have been interesting, but I think it's flawed in its own ways too. So, Marcus became an Obi Wan to John's Luke in this one. Nothing groundbreaking, for sure, but nothing gimmicky either. As an aside, I found TS kind of uninspired.
MattmanReturns - fuck you by Professor_Monster	Jul 6th, 2009 06:16:36 PM
I do not write shit to amuse you - I write it to amuse myself. BTW - I meant to write "I've plugged more quiff than tampons" but I was so angry at you I hit the wrong keys. And I stand by my sexism - ugly women are the seeds of this shit and they get attractive women to listen because as well know attractive women have never had to work for anything in their lives. Their brains stop at 13, only their desire for more money grows - which is why most of them are married to ugly rich men - and they fuck the poolboy when he is done raking the dead leaves and used condoms from the grotto. I'm happy with my life as a poolboy, same as Diablo Cody is happy being a novelty that wore off 3 min into her first film. I'd love to see a good anti-female film where the bad boys don't learn a fucking lesson by the end.
Professor_Monster by spud mcspud	Jul 6th, 2009 06:24:34 PM
Might I suggest the mighty IN THE COMPANY OF MEN, starring Aaron Eckhart. that's a detestably misogynistic movie right there. I understabd what you're saying, but it's hard to make a movie like that without you looking like an absolute woman hater. Though I live in the UK, and it's really easy to hate the majority of the fucked-up bitches here that pass for females.
WHAT WOULD THE MELVINS SAY? by solanine	Jul 6th, 2009 06:40:30 PM
They'd most likely say that this, much like Juno was, will be a giant overrated wankfest. After hearing the atrocious "let me show how indie rock and pretentious I am" dialogue from Juno and an interview with Cody stating that this was her movie about getting back at the cheerleader crowd from her high school, I'm thoroughly convinced this chick needs to shut up, get over herself, and stick to stripping.
juno was supposed to be funny? by Sweet Action Hero	Jul 6th, 2009 06:47:42 PM
REALLY? thats fucked.
"Getting back at the cheerleader crowd" by Professor_Monster	Jul 6th, 2009 06:47:47 PM
She's still carrying that shit around with her? It wasn't the cheerleaders who made her take out her tits for dollar bills while "Pour Some Sugar on Me" basted in the background. That road is taken by those who I was referring to - brains stopping at 13.
damn, she's ugly too. by Sweet Action Hero	Jul 6th, 2009 06:56:36 PM
it was my undying love for arrested development that led me to juno. guess i was expecting to see Michael and George Michael. instead all i got was middle-aged bitterness stuffed in a teens mouth. come back john hughes.
This looks amazing by saintsaucey	Jul 6th, 2009 07:27:26 PM
Anyone who has read her memoir knows she can write. Seyfried is amazing as is the kid who played Beaver Casablancas in Veronica Mars. To those of you jumping on the critisizing site bandwagon...Shut the fuck up. I'd like to see you run a website daily. These people deserve to have a life as well. And complaining that there is a legitimate news story on here instead of the fan boy stuff we bitch about is really fucking lame. Go fuck your self.
sounds like some of you guys need to get laid. by Gigy	Jul 6th, 2009 07:34:59 PM
Juno was good once i got used to the way main characters talked. I am sure most of you guys were wondering, but no girls in real life don't talk like that. Diablo Cody may be overrated but she has paved the way for more female written features that can appeal to the non oprah viewer.
well said by Gigy	Jul 6th, 2009 07:38:59 PM

Diablo Cody will become the Female Kevin Smith by Gigy	Jul 6th, 2009 07:40:28 PM

I usually come down on the Megan's hot side of the arguement. by malificus	Jul 6th, 2009 07:41:35 PM
But I gotta say every time I see her lately she's profoundly not really pretty. I see pics of her at premieres where she just looks incredible, but then I see her on TV in interviews and she looks haggard and skanky and most importantly, BORING. Megan Fox seems boring as hell in interviews, she just seems fed up and disinterested and if I was in a crowd of people out at dinner and a girl acted like she does I'd fucking never hang with those mutual friends again. She really seems very skanky, like she's wearing extra perfume to cover up the fact she hasn't washed or something. Ewwwwww...
Don't forget casting your hacky, twig wife in every flick as wel by malificus	Jul 6th, 2009 07:44:09 PM

titbag by Gigy	Jul 6th, 2009 07:46:24 PM
you really are attention starved. Is the any point or truth to anything you have said?
The problem with Megan Fox by pdennett316	Jul 6th, 2009 07:51:17 PM
She is VASTLY overrated. I don't mean to attack her, but all the press and attention she gets is pretty fucking undeserved. She, by her own admission, hasn't done a great deal of acting to justify the fame, so it's all about the image she presents. And she is doing the rounds and saying all the right shit to make guys flip for her - she loves sexy underwear, she'll take care of her man, of course she'd love to fuck a woman. It's the A-Z of cliche shit for an aspiring actress/model/singer to say to get the guys drooling over them. It's cynical, it's degrading (how can you respect a woman who doesn't respect herself?) and it's as transparent as all hell. If she turns out to be a decent actress, I'll eat my words. But for now, she's the typical young celebrity desperate to keep the gravy train moving by any means necessary. Someone mentioned Anna Faris earlier, she's the complete opposite of Fox - more talented, more beautiful in a classical way (pretty from every angle, while Fox occasionally looks like a transvestite), yet doesn't get the same level of press. Oh, and Scriptgirl is a worthless twat using her body for a slight chance of money and success (glorified Youtube whore!), Sarah Palin is a pandering, right wing, religious nut-job who got in way over her head and only got as far as she did due to OK looks and the "Aw shucks" factor playing well to the in-bred's. Clinton is the polar opposite, she at least has some brains in her head. Some guy further up asked why the hate for those ladies - not sure about Clinton, but the other two were/are worthless fuckers.
anyone seen Martyrs? by Gigy	Jul 6th, 2009 07:51:23 PM
really good horror film.
FROM THE MIND OF DIABLO CODY by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 6th, 2009 08:00:46 PM
Where there are a lot of cobwebs.
Just watched the trailer.... by pdennett316	Jul 6th, 2009 08:04:20 PM
And I'm not sure I get the rampant hate it's getting. Sure, the dialogue is clunky at best but many horror flicks have some shitty dialogue and terrible acting. Her voice was quite grating in the trailer though, every little one-liner was like fingernails on a chalk board. If it's that way for the whole movie, it'll be kind of hard to get into the gory/painfully cynical "sexy" bits. "I go both ways", yeah, I bet you fucking do you. It's that pandering shit again, it really bugs me.
Jennifers Body by Hole by MrGonev5	Jul 6th, 2009 08:07:06 PM
They need to use the song Jennifers Body by Hole in this somewhere...
YOU HAD ME AT MEGAN FOX SKIN by J-Dizzle	Jul 6th, 2009 08:18:21 PM
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Can't I just stare at that Fox pic and save 8 bucks? by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 6th, 2009 08:24:22 PM

I've already fapped to Megans free internet pics.. by conspiracy	Jul 6th, 2009 08:28:19 PM
Why pay $12 bucks to see less than I've already seen? Call me when Megan teams up with the North Pole and shows that she actually has some talent.
This site continues to languish. What shit stories. by DoctorZoidberg	Jul 6th, 2009 08:46:23 PM

TITBAG - YES, LET'S SEE WHERE THIS RELATIONSHIP TAKES US by BringingSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 09:09:18 PM
Who knows, you might end up one of the Professionals. You like Bale don't you?
THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION by BringingSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 09:12:05 PM
Who doesn't like Bale.
frank's seen MARTYRS by frank cotton	Jul 6th, 2009 09:19:02 PM
generally liked it
I will say this for Fox...she knows her value and her place. by conspiracy	Jul 6th, 2009 09:19:19 PM
I honestly think she is pretty savvy. The girl has all but admitted she can't act, that she is nothing but window dressing and that her real talent is having that "Dirty Trailer Whore" look that is popular right now. Street smart cookie that she is, she is riding that gift, like she rode Bays Fucking Tool, all the way to the bank. Sure...She'll be gone in 60 seconds, but who fucking cares...she'll be gone with a snatch full of cash. As long as she avoids the smack and the leeches, this chick won't have to work again...unless it is to satisfy her cravings, or keep her skill set sharp, out at the Bunny Ranch.
WHAT'S BULLSHIT IS FOX TAKING OVER LARA CROFT by BringingSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 09:27:31 PM
It's not like Rhona Mitra's busy or anything. The fuck?
Fox doing Lara? WTF? by toadkillerdog	Jul 6th, 2009 09:30:28 PM
She too damn flat chested
Megan Fox simply looks like... by vincentkv	Jul 6th, 2009 09:34:20 PM
the hottest stripper in Tennessee. Not gonna touch her, not gonna give her more than $2.
THAT'S WHAT I HEARD, TOADKILLAZ by BringingSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 09:36:16 PM
Even with implants no fucking way will she pull off the British accent.
Well if Costner and Cruise can go accentless -Fox can by toadkillerdog	Jul 6th, 2009 09:39:24 PM
But even fake boobies can't fill Angelinas unitard!
BSB by DrMorbius	Jul 6th, 2009 09:39:53 PM
But if she does, thre will be a lot of people "pulling" for her.!
there...fucking keyboard! by DrMorbius	Jul 6th, 2009 09:40:34 PM

Megan Fox will be a has been in six years by toadkillerdog	Jul 6th, 2009 09:58:52 PM
She will have two more 'hits' in her that are no thanks to her talent or contribution. Sort of like Tobey Maguire. Then she will fade into skankydom to be replaced by next hot young thing. 11 years from now she will be on some internet reality show. 12 years from now she will marry some geek from these boards who struck it rich inventing a combination whack off machine popcorn maker dvd player. 17 years from now, after the geek has been sued for all his money for selling a defective product that buttered and pops dudes dicks instead of the corn (well some guys liked it), she will leave the geek and become a regular on the has been internet porn scene.
So Amanda Seyfried is the "Ugly Girl"? by archer1949	Jul 6th, 2009 09:59:18 PM
yes, that's credible.
PROBLEM IS, ANGELINA DOESN'T NEED LARA CROFT SINCE by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:26:43 PM
she scored Brad Pitt. But she did Wanted. Go figure. Ah fuck it, I'm just gonna play Underworld instead.
toadkillerdog...Truth Spoken by conspiracy	Jul 6th, 2009 10:28:40 PM
She is this generations Pamela Anderson...only on the big screen, and skankier. That said..I bet she is one wicked, nasty fuck...the kinda girl who would befriend teen aged runaways in Hollywood and film the sex. The Bullseye tattoo'ed above her ass crack says more than a Million interviews or talkback rants.
AMANDA SEYFRIED MAY HAVE BUG EYES (KINDA SORTA) by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:29:43 PM
but Christ she was full-on adorable in Mama Mia. I'd give anything to sniff her bum.
I LOVE IT WHEN ANNA PAQUIN HAS A LEG UP by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:36:31 PM
"Think playing a telepathic Southern hottie involves sage, séances and other supernatural stuff? Well think again, because for True Blood heroine Anna Paquin, work involves dropping trow on occasion! "It's a sexy vampire show," the HBO star says in an interview with AOL Television, "and yes, there's more getting it on, so to speak." Paquin, who plays sweet, clairvoyant Sookie Stackhouse on HBO's cult hit, doesn't seem bothered by all the nudity required of her on the show. "I feel fine," Paquin says. "Although the way that people ask me about it all the time, I feel like maybe I should feel uptight about it. But I really don't." Shooting those steamy scenes with costar and real-life love Stephen Moyer only makes it easier. "Obviously, if you're already with that person then you're not having to sort of get over the 'Wow, I'm naked with someone that I don't even know the middle name of!'" she laughs. "I think that regardless of what kind of scene you're doing, the better you know the person ... the more open and real your performance can be," she adds. "And that goes for stunt scenes and heavy emotional scenes and sex scenes. OK, so I have a little bit of a leg up in that particular area with my on-screen [partner]."
Conspiracy by toadkillerdog	Jul 6th, 2009 10:36:51 PM
How much you wanna bet some geek is furiously pounding the pisser right now while working on the plans for the 'Whack off- buttered popcorn maker DVD Buddy'?
fox and jolie both look like dirty sluts by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jul 6th, 2009 10:37:44 PM
jolies kids are ugly
JOYCE DEWITT WHAT WERE YOU THINKING GIRL!??!?! by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:38:56 PM
If not for Officer Danny Kim, we'd be fucking around in a Janet Wood obit ... "EL SEGUNDO, Calif. — An actress who starred on the hit television series "Three's Company" has been arrested in Southern California and cited for drunken driving. Police say Joyce DeWitt, who played the character Janet Wood on the popular show, was pulled over Saturday afternoon after she drove past a barricade near a park in El Segundo. Sgt. Danny Kim says an officer arrested the 60-year-old DeWitt after he observed signs she had been drinking and gave her field sobriety tests. Kim says DeWitt was booked at the Police Department, cited and released on her own recognizance. A telephone listing for DeWitt was not immediately available."
THE ADOPTED ONES OR HER AND BRAD'S? by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:39:36 PM

toadkillerdog..Megan Fox will inspire the next Billy Mays! by conspiracy	Jul 6th, 2009 10:40:07 PM

BILLLLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:41:41 PM
No one can replace Billy Mays. He was one of a kind. Who's gonna sell the Awesome Auger now?!
HAS ANYONE SEEN DGDB? by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:43:32 PM
Fuck happened to him?!
What the hell is a cowbell anyway? by toadkillerdog	Jul 6th, 2009 10:43:53 PM
And why do we need more of it?
Danny is busy on his AIBN site by toadkillerdog	Jul 6th, 2009 10:44:58 PM
Same goes for Hawaiian and Stuntcock Mike
JOYCE DEWITT...60 and on the prowl! by conspiracy	Jul 6th, 2009 10:45:40 PM
You go girl...out with a snoot full doing the town! Loved your delicious milky plump, unencumbered Cans back in the late 1970s...dropped many a 12yr old load to your visage. Not as Hot as Suzanne Summers or the uber leggy Pricilla Barnes...but your petite bananna knockers and wide apple assed hotness beat the the Fuck outta Jennilee Harrison.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MEGAN CAN SHOW HER TOE THUMB IN PUBLIC by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:46:15 PM
That thing is hideous!
Any reviews for Blood the last Vampire? by toadkillerdog	Jul 6th, 2009 10:46:43 PM
Maybe I should ask twitch
Yeah...not the same without DGDB.. by conspiracy	Jul 6th, 2009 10:47:29 PM
Like his site..funny as fuck...but we need those rascals back.
THANK YOU CHOCOLATE WOMAN by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:48:08 PM
They have yet to make a truly awesome Croft movie to match the game, so thank Bale there's still hope.
PAGING DGDB, PAGING MR. DICKBLOOD by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:48:42 PM

AICN IS MY HOME AWAY FROM HOME by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:49:19 PM
But AIBN is my place of worship.
I HAVEN'T SEEN BLOOD, TOADKILLA by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:50:03 PM
But it looks all kinds of fun.
Poll....Does Megan Fox own an Awesome Auger? by conspiracy	Jul 6th, 2009 10:50:31 PM
Discuss.
CONSPIRACY - THAT WOULDA BEEN A GREAT POST FOR HER OBIT by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:54:25 PM
It's touching!!!
I'm outta here ASB by toadkillerdog	Jul 6th, 2009 10:55:41 PM
Even Toadkillers must sleep
LATER TKD by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:56:58 PM
Bale be with you.
MEGAN COULD USE SOME OF MY MIGHTY PUTTY by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 10:57:51 PM

the harry potter reviews on rt has the cum ready to by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jul 6th, 2009 11:03:22 PM
burst through my dick so hard that not even megan fox can drink it all up. slut. hot slut.
I just popped my AIBN cherry, BSB by YackBacker	Jul 6th, 2009 11:16:07 PM
Just registered my acct, etc. I'm a fucking Apostle of His Word. Praise be to Bale!
Get ready for HARRY CRAPPER by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 6th, 2009 11:16:12 PM
The latest in the shitty franchise that has no ending and some really crap acting.
harry crapperOMFG by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jul 6th, 2009 11:17:34 PM
THASTFUCKINGGENIUSLETSFUCKEACH OTHEROMFG
YACKBACKA - BALELLUJAH!!!!!!!! by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 11:21:46 PM
Welcome to the convent!! A fine Baleiver you will make, no doubt. Praise be, we are one more. Soon we will be all.
Ayatolla by DrMorbius	Jul 6th, 2009 11:34:19 PM
FYI, a convent is where nuns live, maybe you are thinking of a ( not a joke here ) Rectory!
Or a ( again, not a joke ) SEMINARY by DrMorbius	Jul 6th, 2009 11:36:12 PM

Harry Crapper and the Order of SOME SHIT THING I FOJND! by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 6th, 2009 11:42:03 PM

Harry Potter: Herminone and the Curse of Victorias Secret. by conspiracy	Jul 6th, 2009 11:47:45 PM
You are a delicious girl Emma...but here are two words to take to heart the next time you are out doing the town and the cameras are present...."Brazilian Wax".
I MEANT COVENANT, BUT MAYBE THE INNER RECTUM by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 6th, 2009 11:47:49 PM
makes more sense! Join us, Morbius or be Left Behind.
AyatollahSexyBack...Touching and True.. by conspiracy	Jul 7th, 2009 12:04:18 AM
Dewitt has a luscious set of free swinging, mouth watering, jiggly jammy flesh pacifiers back in the day...and a perfectly shaped, pillowy pushing potty dropper as well.
has=had....20+ years..well ..shit aint the same.. by conspiracy	Jul 7th, 2009 12:05:00 AM

Ayatollah by DrMorbius	Jul 7th, 2009 12:12:56 AM
Nice LaHaye/Jenkins reference. Didn't know the site was up and running. Check it out ASAIC.
AHHHH, DEACON FROST MOVIES. WTF? by damiz707	Jul 7th, 2009 01:00:10 AM
Saw it in S.T.U.D. DEACON FROST prequels. Those will fucking suck dickneck. What is this world coming to? That Daybreakers looks pretty cool and ORIGINAL. Jennifer's Body will get raped by AICN way before September. That shit will make 30 or 40 mil tops. Diablo Cody's dialogue is cute but does every chick in all of her screenplays have to talk like fucking Juno. Can you say "really tired, really fast"
BALE IS WATCHING YOU SHIT by ironic_name	Jul 7th, 2009 01:59:14 AM

Megan Fox as Lara Croft by AsimovLives	Jul 7th, 2009 02:19:10 AM
That is just wrong on ALL LEVELS. As if the movie version of Tomb Raider weren't dumb enough!
Wow. Looks fucking lame. by Motoko Kusanagi	Jul 7th, 2009 03:39:57 AM
I mean, seriously. One f-bomb? Plus "suggested nudity"? What the fuck happened to movies? Is this the new PG-13 world?
Jason Reitman by lagomorph	Jul 7th, 2009 05:39:45 AM
Jason Reitman was the X component to the Juno success story. Diablo Cody gets credit out the wazoo, but it was Jason's passion and keen eye for comedic moments that made her writing pop. We'll see if Diablo can make it happen in less capable hands but US of Tara's unevenness is not a good sign. Put Daiblo aside for three seconds and Give some love to Jason "Thank You for Smoking" Retiman already.
They're remaking Ginger Snaps? by ScottinDC	Jul 7th, 2009 07:22:22 AM
But apparently they're going to trim out the wit, strong acting and scares. This movie looks like shit....we just don't need any more films from 'the vaj of Diablo Cody'. Talentless fucking whore.
in 5 years no one will remember Megan Fox by JohnRyder	Jul 7th, 2009 08:08:37 AM
She will be the next Shannon Elizabeth. Plus, this movie is not R rated, is it? The target audience is clearly the 14 year olds.
toadkillerdog by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 7th, 2009 08:29:56 AM
I'm still on here most of the day. HOD has all kinds of crazy shit going on. Danny's pretty much retired from AICN though.
Retirement does not exist in this dojo by Cobra--Kai	Jul 7th, 2009 09:14:08 AM
"I try to get out but BALE PULLS ME BACK IN!"
by Cobra--Kai	Jul 7th, 2009 09:17:20 AM
Woah, that shot where she unzips her sweater and whispers 'you want it?' is doing me damage. Megan Fox has never really done it for me before, but I think i'm ready to convert.
I hate Megan Fox. by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 7th, 2009 09:21:21 AM
Yet I continue to bate to him.
WHY IS DGDB RETIRED? UNRETIRE HIM!!!!! by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 7th, 2009 09:25:39 AM

I WANT IT by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 7th, 2009 09:27:27 AM
Then it's off to the curb after I got it.
if you miss DGDB by JohnRyder	Jul 7th, 2009 10:46:12 AM
just go to aintitbalenews.com
Two cunts don't make a right. by Stuntcock Mike	Jul 7th, 2009 11:51:57 AM
Fox 'Cleaned Bay's Car In Audition' Megan Fox was forced to lather up and clean a Ferrari to land her breakthrough role in Transformers, according to a British film critic. The sexy actress shot to superstardom after appearing in 2007's Transformers and this year's sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. But the star's start in Hollywood was anything but glamorous, after director Michael Bay made her clean his expensive car as part of her audition for the role, according to U.K. broadcaster Jason Solomons. He writes in his film column for the Observer newspaper, "He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her." And Soloman insists Fox was concerned as to where the footage may have ended up - quizzing an embarrassed Bay over the bizarre audition. He adds, "She said she didn't know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed - 'Er, I don't know where it is either'. " Fox and Bay have had a famously rocky professional relationship - last month Fox took a swipe at the auteur's filmmaking stating that the Transformers sequel was "not a movie about acting". Bay hit back, branding the beauty "ridiculous" while telling her she "had growing up to do".
Can someone email this talkback to Diablo Cody by Stabby	Jul 7th, 2009 12:16:55 PM
so she can get a clue
WHERE'S THE MICHAEL JACKSON MEMORIAL TALKBACK? by AyatollahSexyBack	Jul 7th, 2009 12:38:55 PM

Who is this movie for, anyway? by AsimovLives	Jul 7th, 2009 12:49:39 PM
I suspectt hat the selling of this movie on accoutn of any nudity from Megan Fox will, in the end, disapoint all the guys who watch this movie for a bit of a glimpse of her naked body. And if we take that out, what will we get? If the trailer is any indication, it's another "The Covenant". And that worked so well, didn't it? As for her beauty, you know what? I think Emily Blunt is far more pretty then Megan Fox, and she is a hell of a lot better actress as well. With Emily Blunt around, what need i have for Megan Fox, anyway?
Professor_Monster, you fucking fuck by MattmanReturns	Jul 7th, 2009 01:46:06 PM
You still amuse me. "I'd love to see a good anti-female film where the bad boys don't learn a fucking lesson by the end." I actually would love to see that. Just because I'm not a woman hater doesn't mean I don't acknowledge that there are a lot of fucked up bitches out there.
Is this memormial on all day? by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 7th, 2009 02:45:16 PM
24 hour MJ Memorial?
M.J. by Harold-Sherbort	Jul 7th, 2009 02:46:43 PM
Tribute is over at 3.
Kyle Gallners in this one too by drewlicious	Jul 7th, 2009 03:01:11 PM
I'm seeing this guy everywhere. Good actor but he must possess the saddest facial expression on earth.
by Cobra--Kai	Jul 7th, 2009 03:15:06 PM
Goodbye Michael.
I think CNN just turned into MTV overnight. by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 7th, 2009 04:02:44 PM

Michael Jacksons Grave:The Movie by conspiracy	Jul 7th, 2009 04:22:59 PM
They GOTTA put up a webcam at the grave site to capture the insanity over the next year...we are talking EMMY award winning type reality tv here people.
where is Dickblood Zero? by Sweet Action Hero	Jul 7th, 2009 04:49:34 PM
he/she was much funnier.
I love how MJ family wants privacy by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 7th, 2009 05:26:30 PM
at the same time kicking his kid on stage during a three hour tribute
Let the Good Times Roll! by conspiracy	Jul 7th, 2009 09:21:27 PM
Tito and whats his name won't have to bag groceries in San Diego No-Mo..uh huh...cuz MJ is gonna make more dead than Bigmac and 2pack combined! Face it...the Jackson clan just hit the fucking lottery.
This talkback is kind of freaking me out. by mraig	Jul 7th, 2009 09:24:25 PM
So much hate and anger flying around--it's like someone gave internet to Jame Gumb from Silence of the Lambs and Cary Elwes from Kiss the Girls and just let them loose. I'm probably not going to see this mediocre looking movie either, but that doesn't mean I have to describe myself raping the screenwriter. Jesus.
You mean CNN turned into old MTV overnight by D.Vader	Jul 7th, 2009 10:02:22 PM
Because current MTV is a fucking trainwreck that plays episodes of Scrubs. SCRUBS. Let that sink in a moment. MTV, once the bastion of all that was cool, a network that rebelled against authority and taught millions of teenagers what was fashionable in music and film and exposed many to great artists, both musical and visual alike, is now showing episodes of Scrubs. A show that has been syndicated on other major networks for years. How do they stay "relevant"? By posting viewers' TWITTER responses onscreen. Fucking TWITTER. That's how MTV stays cool? I can't believe some fucking 12 year old gets paid to program and direct this shitty network.
Which of the above talkbackers by menstrual_blitz	Jul 7th, 2009 10:58:55 PM
will end up a serial killer? Do you all hate your mothers as well?
Last word on Megan by Messyjoe	Jul 7th, 2009 11:46:38 PM
I am amazed by the venom aimed at Megan Fox. However at this site it is understandable. An average geek will not get close to a girl anything like Megan fox in his whole life. So if a goddess is beyond reach you try to tear them down to your miserable level, because somehow that seems to even the unfair universe. I am sure that she has lasting power and give her advice to shrug off stuff like this (she will) and be confident in doing more in the future. So don't hate her because she is too good for you. Be thankful for the opportunity to look at her. There are too many ugly women in the world anyway.
Ahhh Megan Fox... by KAOS11DIRECTOR	Jul 8th, 2009 01:20:23 AM
You are the female Keanu Reeves that just stepped off the short bus. Don't start acting(if possible) so high and mighty or we'll send you back home on that short bus. Now smile and look pretty..good girl.
Megan Fox wishes she could be the male Keanu Reeves by AsimovLives	Jul 8th, 2009 02:22:08 AM
That would be a giant leap up for her. The proverbial "can't act out of a paper bag" does indeed aplies to her. This one is going the road of Estella Warren soon enough.
Dialogue? by WavingFlagsInSpace	Jul 8th, 2009 03:42:13 AM
I realise I am coming to this late but there's no way in hell you can criticise the quality of Cody's dialogue. I'm sorry, but raising the criticism that teenagers don't speak like that is comlete bullshit because no script could capture the way teenagers speak effectively, nor the way people speak in general. All film dialogue is stylised to some degree so slating Cody for her dialogue is just bullshit. People once lovd Tarantino and Smith for their dialogue and nobody ever speaks like that. Nobody, nowhere. Maybe we'd like to speak in such a witty and fluent manner but the repartee of film writers bears about as much resemblance to normal conversation as film sex does to real sex. Cody presents a stylised version of adolescence, nothing more, therefore she does her job perfectly - she integrates some up-to-date vernacular and has her characters deliver it with no stumbles, repetitions, slurs or stutters. Ever listen to teenagers speak when they think they're away from adults? All they do is swear...
TITBAG by spud mcspud	Jul 8th, 2009 06:50:04 AM
MEGAN FOX WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU WITH LINDSAY LOHAN'S COOCH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Yeah, tangle with me in the TORCHWOOD Talkback bitch - you don't know who you fuckin' with! FUCKING AMATEUR!!!
D.Vader - re MTV by spud mcspud	Jul 8th, 2009 06:53:46 AM
I'm with you, brother. I remember when the UK first got Sky in around 1987, I got my first satellite TV in '89 - glued to MTV 24/7, it was the greatest channel on there. To see it becoming the fucking hacl advertising shill that it's become, selling out actually educating the kids on pop culture to just trying to push unnecessary shit on them for money for those decrepit corporate fuckwhores... Man. Just fucking SAD.
Diablo Cody and stripping by rufusxavier	Jul 8th, 2009 04:42:35 PM
I am sick of her getting known as a former stripper. She was a writer for a local free newspaper, the City Pages, and did a story where she was a stripper for a couple days. Writer, not stripper.
grow up by Herman_Blume	Jul 8th, 2009 07:32:20 PM
you ahould all be ashamed of yourselves for most of the comments in this talkback...
menstrual by DrMorbius	Jul 8th, 2009 07:43:54 PM
Fuck yeah, what did that bitch ever do for me!
Forget MF...Here's a real Femme Fatale by ReelMan	Jul 8th, 2009 08:37:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =SRZmqwDsY0k

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