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Get ready for this! ASTEROIDS: THE MOVIE coming soon to a theater near you!

LAST by DoubleFantasy	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:02:11 AM
Give Peace A Chance.
WHAT A LOAD... by johnnyrandom	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:02:41 AM
..of fucking pointless shite. Oh, and FIRST!
P.S. HARRY... by johnnyrandom	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:03:49 AM
...just got off the phone with all your friends. They say you're a fat, stupid fuck.
B by biffy88	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:04:06 AM

Michael Bay would kill to direct this by biffy88	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:04:45 AM
Since Transformers 3 is a no go.
The fact that this doesn't surprise me is really sad. by jae683	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:07:46 AM

Kevin Smith briefly considered making Dig Dug by V'Shael	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:12:40 AM
with Bruce Willis. Funny story, as told on his Threevening with Kevin Smith DVD.
Loved the game by Boba Fat	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:13:24 AM
but couldn't play it to save my life. That one where you landed the Apollo like ship on the rocky landscapes with the big power lever, was my favorite. Anyone remember what it was called. I couldn't play that one very well either.
DIG DUG: THE MOVIE by V. von Doom	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:13:33 AM
Or maybe CATERPILLAR: THE MOVIE ... no, wait, SINISTAR: THE MOVIE; it has a villain! Hey, can I get my Universal executive producer title now?
Shia LaBeouf to star in Pac Man!!!!! by BatPsycho	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:21:36 AM
you know it could happen...
And let the ancient video game movie gags begin... by Heckles	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:22:13 AM
Pong: The Movie.
And yet..........STILL NO METROID......................... . by GibsonUSA Returns	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:27:14 AM
This is getting ridiculous.
Inane. Though, Joust by Dingbatty	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:33:28 AM
(you know, the one with the knights riding ostrich-like birds) done like an 80's style Sword & Sorcery flick would be cool.
80's arcade games were designed to eat by Dingbatty	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:35:15 AM
quarters. Too fucking hard.
METROID is the ridiculously obvious choice for a movie. by GibsonUSA Returns	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:35:29 AM
Moreso than Zelda, imo. Alien homeworld...badass chick blasting her way through...an entire generation of fans...this could have been Transformers level success....but yet it is ignored in favor of random forgettable videogame franchises...
Well, hard for a short kid who could by Dingbatty	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:36:32 AM
barely see the screen and operate the controls (my poor father, giving us quarters to lose in seconds. Should've just taken us to a casino).
Yes, but, if they finally get a successful by Dingbatty	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:37:39 AM
video game movie, perhaps we'll get a Metroid live actioner.
Needs more GIANT PIG by GIANT_PIG	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:44:20 AM
GIANT PIG!!!
Peter Jackson's The Legend of Zelda by Chain	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:46:44 AM
that's the video game movie that will sell.
If they're going to do Asteriods: by akphatman	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:46:56 AM
Then they gotta do Pong: The movie. And it's sequel Pong 2: Pong Harder
Jack Black IS Q-Bert! by Orbots Commander	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:47:25 AM
Yeah, the state of the movie industry, at least the big Hollywood studio business, is really pathetic and they seem to be scraping the bottom of the barrel. You know what? I really can't blame them. If they see that one of the WORST movies EVER made, based on an 1980's toy line just earned $200 Million in one week's time, then 'ya know, pretty much any concept can work. I'm just waiting for the inevitable: SHIT SHANDWICH, THE MOTION PICTURE, starring Shia Lebouf, Martin Lawrence, Lindsey Lohan, the entire cast of Twilight, and co-directed by both McG and Michael Bay. It'll make a mint.
HEMMORHOIDS: THE MOVIE by Pig_Ignorant	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:49:09 AM
I see it now: Bruce Willis and his wisecracking crew are rocketed into space aboard the USS Witch Hazel, as mankind's only hope against the three mile wide mass of shit and inflamed blood vessels that threatens to wipe Hollywood off the map and replace it with a place where movies are once again made for the love of real storytelling and original ideas. Michael Bay directs via high speed hookup while simultaneously directing Transformers 4. Six hundred million dollars at the box office, and that's just the opening day.
Well, I thought Pirates of the Caribbean would suck... by Kevin Holsinger	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:49:26 AM
...given that it was based on a ride at a theme park. Yet that spawned a trilogy and got Mr. Depp an Oscar nomination. So, IN THEORY, this could work. But it's still a heck of a gamble. Silent Hill was the best videogame-inspired movie I've seen, and that was just meh.
Hmmmmmmmm by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:49:34 AM
lets see now, shall we? lol
It's gonna be two hours of ships pooping triangles, huh? by Anna Valerious	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:51:11 AM
I just don't know about Lorenzo. He's convinced Sommers to put Sienna Miller in "G.I. JOE" (Despite the apparent "No Assholes" policy Sommers has), he thought TF2 was okay to release despite the problems... At least this won't be one of the movie tie-ins: http://tinyurl.com/nuz7ww I swear, that and the "JAWS" costume were bad ideas.
Ya' got Asteroids? by TraumReiter	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:00:43 AM
- Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.
Fuck's sake, is there really a derth of ideas out there? by KillaKane	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:02:35 AM
Who greenlights this shit?!! What next? A film based on a laundry list? Burn Hollywood burn! :-P
Rock Paper Scissors: The IMAX Experience by Sonny_Williams	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:13:07 AM
Starring Arnie, Sly, and Bruce. Send my royalty checks in care of Harry once this becomes the biggest box-office blockbuster in history! You're welcome, Hollywood.
What about a Pac Man movie by Fortunesfool	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:14:14 AM
Where people wander about dark rooms, eating pills and listening to repetitive bleepy music... ... Hmm! With hindsight
pew pew pew by cmbuzzkill	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:15:15 AM

They're clearly thinking 3D IMAX. by Mr Nicholas	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:19:08 AM

Stupid by barnaby jones	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:33:45 AM
This isn't adapting a game, its just making shit up.
Q*Bert says: Where the @#$%!! is my movie? by jimmy rabbitte	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:37:43 AM

so this will basicaly be... by Bouncy X	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:41:16 AM
the AOTC space chase in the asteroid field but longer?
I'd rather see 'Crazy Climber' by Dr Gregory House	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:58:27 AM

Buckle up, motherfucker by WerePlatypus	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:03:25 AM
Bayformers is proving that it just doesn't matter. The math is simple. . . 3-5 storyboarded action sequences plus a room full of computer nerds and graphic designers equals movie. The ad campaign takes care of the rest.
I want Tempest in IMAX!!!! by ATARI	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:03:51 AM

or maybe a little Xevious action in 3D IMAX by ATARI	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:04:23 AM

Space Invaders! by AxeEmAll	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:04:26 AM
Now that's a better game than Asteroids.
80s arcade rulz!!! by ATARI	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:04:59 AM
I am a little biased, of course.
Stopped reading at "Lorenzo di Bonaventura" by ricarleite2	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:12:04 AM
Crap. UNLESS it's a zanny commedy like that 80s classic Joystick! "It's KING Vidiot for you!"
In other news, Hollywood is still creatively bankrupt by turketron_2	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:12:06 AM

Where is Leo's Atari movie? by GeorgieBoy	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:15:50 AM
He needs to drop every other project and work on this. Nolan Bushnell's story MUST BE TOLD!!!!
I was always crap at Asteroids by RighteousBrother	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:17:13 AM
and what a shit concept to base a movie on, has it really got a built in audience? Why not just make a space movie, with a great asteroid sequence. Oh wait, Empire Strikes Back.
I'm still waiting for ET: The Game: The Movie by cmbuzzkill	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:21:01 AM

...well, they can still get Fred Savage if they wanted. by Mike_D	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:22:11 AM
im sure hes free
You Just Know... by RoaringInYourCleavage	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:24:19 AM
... the narrative for this will be simply fucking stunning. Not.
Wumpus Hunt: The Motion Picture by Flyingcircus	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:26:31 AM
You have to sit in the theatre for about forty-five minutes while the movie loads onto the screen from a tape drive.
Pitfall, Jungle Hunt, and Congo Bongo by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:29:05 AM
There's a trilogy right there for you.
hey, you got Asteroids? by alxorange	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:29:50 AM
No, but my dad does. Some days he can't even sit on the toilet, its so bad.
Space Invaders: The Movie by vadakinX	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:32:04 AM
The first 20 minutes are a straight up alien invasion, with the green insect ships flying down and destroying all our major cities and military forces. But hope remains. In a last ditch effort to save humanity, a tank crew take command of a prototype tank (that for some reason can only fire straight up) and take to the streets. Realising this lone tank could cause major problems for the invaders, they send every ship they have in wave after wave after wave of attack as the heroic tank crew try to shoot them down before the Invaders can fully descend and reach the ground where the tank can't fire because it can only fire straight upwards and thus end their heroic last stand. SPACE INVADERS: THE MOVIE Coming Soon....probably.
hey, you got Asteroids? by alxorange	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:32:06 AM
No, but my dad does. Some days he can't even sit on the toilet, its so bad.
Asteroids: The Movie: The Game by vadakinX	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:41:24 AM
Oh hell yeah!!!! Can't wait to play the video game adaptation of the movie adaptation of the video game...it's gonna rock hard!!!!
Are they nuts? by vezner2007	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:41:58 AM
No way in hell I'm paying to see a movie like this. OMG Hollywood is getting dumber by the day.
Change the name to Meteor in honor of Malden by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:45:34 AM
Even if it's about a game. And no, I don't care that they're two different types of spacial objects.
Can't even sit on the toilet some days by Klytus_I.m_Bored	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:47:37 AM

Just my opinion by Geekhaterssuck	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:55:14 AM
but I would not be surprised if this is just a piss poor low budget rip off of Armageddon.
Didn't we already joke about this?...you know, because... by FlickaPoo	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:55:51 AM
...it was so silly it could never happen?
...used to call the little UFO Oscar. Don't know if... by FlickaPoo	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:57:01 AM
...that was his real name, but I really hated that little motherfucker.
Imagine my anger when I saw WING COMMANDER and... by YackBacker	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:03:51 AM
realized there were no Buffalo Wings in the movie- not one. fucking. wing.
How about TRON: The Movie by Clavius	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:05:33 AM
um...nevermind.
Hats off to AICN for baiting a ridiculous TB out of us by YackBacker	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:07:31 AM
That's the only reason you guys reported this, am I right? How about some Nolan BATMAN news? What's that? Nothing's happening? Bullshit! COME ON!!!
Weren't we supposed to get a DRAGON'S LAIR movie? by ZombieHeathLedger	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:07:37 AM
From Wiki: According to Don Bluth and Gary Goldman a Dragon's Lair movie has been scripted and is ready to go into production once financing for the project is in place. The film will be in the classic, traditional 2D animation style. Currently, however, the project is in development hell.
Y'know a RAMPAGE movie might actually be kinda cool. by Clavius	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:08:09 AM
Have someone get on THAT one.
This movie will have the worst score ever by Himbo	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:08:44 AM
BUM, bUM, buM, bum. BUM, bUM, buM, bum. BUM, bUM, buM, bum. BUM, bUM, buM, bum.
Galaga was the best 80's arcade game. by Atticus Finch	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:09:43 AM
You know it to be true.
Tempest bitches by DoctorWho?	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:11:49 AM
And could anyone make it past two screens of the light cycle race on TRON? Loved that game but it was a bitch.
The poster could be just one of those inflatable donut... by FlickaPoo	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:14:03 AM
...sitting pillows on a black, velvety space background..."the itching...the burning...JUNE 1012"
Chain by Tangent	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:24:17 AM
Most definitely on Zelda by Peter Jackson. We subjected my buddy Nick to a LOTR Extended Edition marathon today (Wed) and his comment at the end was "That dude needs to make a Legend of Zelda movie. Hes the clear and obvious choice."
YackBacker by slone13	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:25:30 AM
My sentiments exactly. From the tired jokes about other potential video game movies to the old "Is Hollywood out of original ideas???" posts, I feel like I've read this exact talkback dozens of times before...
Futurama! by Sparhawk38	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:28:50 AM
They did an 80's video game story right! Their "Space Invaders" episode was a riot. I am sure this will be just as good spun out over 90 minutes...wait....I am a little groggy...this is the worst idea since "Transformers". I hated that tiny space ship that would come out. This is stupid and funny all at the same time.
Bad Dudes the movie! by Kenshiro_187	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:33:18 AM
Ninjas have captured the president, are you a Bad enough Dude to recuse him? Directed by Michael Bay, starring Channing Tatum as Blade and Chris Pine as Striker.
BERZERK! WHERE IS MY BERZERK MOVIE!!!!!? by theycallmemrtibbs	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:34:01 AM
Starring Vin Diesel, It would be like Babylon A.D., Only with a big yellow smiley face trying to smash him to death!
Asteroids Deluxe: The Sequel by theycallmemrtibbs	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:39:47 AM

Lets do Battlezone while were fucking at it!!!! by Gabba-UK	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:39:50 AM
Joust.... Pong....Cabal.... Do Hollywood execs have a Bounty out on original idea's!!!!! Has Rothman left Fox secretly and now works for Universal?
Burger Time, Baby! by reggie_dunlop	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:41:18 AM
Jonah Hill as the star...now that would be Superbad!
For Children of the Seventies/Eighties by filegumbo	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:43:44 AM
For those of us who actually played at arcades with large stand up consoles...didn't you hate the kids who thought if they lined up a row of quarters along the bottom of the screen that it somehow saved their place at the machine for the rest of the day? Little shits.
They fucking made this already by Logan_1973	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:47:04 AM
Armageddon, Deep Impact, Disaster Movie...how many times can keep reycling the same shit? Maybe they're just getting a jump on the incoming disaster-flick bandwagon pointed by 2012?
And another thing... by Logan_1973	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:47:35 AM
What happened to the film adaptation of Oddworld?
@filegumbo by rsanta74	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:48:40 AM
I definitely DID hate them. Yeah. That's why I'd stroll in with one quarter and rob them blind in 2-player games. My one quarter VS their whole allowance. I can guarantee you that "place taken" wasn't going to last long and my brother was going to have his turn soon enough. =) As far as Asteroids: The Movie..... Still could've been worse. Wasn't there talk about a Monopoly or Candyland movie? At least you can make a movie about alien invasion, but CANDYLAND?!?!?
by arby64	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:52:10 AM
This won't work. They won't be able to cram that much plot into one feature length movie. This needs a six hour miniseries minimum to really do the characters justice.
Lorenzo has Lost his god damn mind by Crow3711	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:53:12 AM
That's for certain. He's turning into a total douche.
mrtibbs by skimn	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:53:22 AM
You stole my idea. Just to hear "Intruder alert! Intruder alert" and "The humanoid must not escape" in Dolby digital surround...
Fortunesfool by rxse7en	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:58:46 AM
That would be the MJ biopic.
Monkey Island by Sprout	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:03:13 AM
Surely this should be a movie by now!
ALTERED BEAST by krull rules	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:03:33 AM
this almost sounds like a good idea...
Still no NEUROMANCER movie... by BurnHollywood	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:03:40 AM
Fuck Hollywood up the ass with a TRON joystick.
What happened to The Suffering movie? by Kenshiro_187	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:05:12 AM
That will be the best video-game-movie because you really cannot fuck that up! Can they?
GOLDEN AXE by krull rules	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:07:01 AM
the cost of admission: 25 cents or 2 Chuck E. Cheese tokens
Truly we are in the Last Days... by Grandpa Bunche	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:07:25 AM
...when Hollywood's creative laziness/bankruptcy trumps itself with the announcement of an ASTEROIDS movie. For fuck's sake...
Time Warner bought Midway Games... by Andillformthehead	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:08:19 AM
So a Joust or Pac Man movie isn't entirely off the table.
Nicholas Cage is... by Andillformthehead	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:10:08 AM
Defender! DOOT!
ZAXXON by krull rules	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:11:43 AM
the story of a Space Shuttle, navigating the Death Star with a bizarre perspective, only to crash repeatedly into a force field...
Krull... by Andillformthehead	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:13:47 AM
Pitch it as Armageddon with a Groundhogs day twist. Add Bruce Willis. $250m Budget.
i may be in the theater for weeks. by alice 13	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:15:35 AM
plus now theres red bull.
Pengo by Manos	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:16:08 AM
pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease please
Can't Wait For ... by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:24:33 AM
... the inevitable Hollywood anti-American anti-Capitalism crap to be worked into this movie. "Don't you see? IT'S AMERICA! _WE_ CREATED THESE ASTEROIDS!" It will turn out that the asteroids were part of a black ops military project designed by white male industrialists to kill the environment. Mark my words.
Tetris, a Michael Bay film. by Subtitles_Off	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:25:26 AM

ALTERED BEAST ... by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:25:52 AM
... I'd cast Ben Kingsley JUST to hear him say "Welcome to your DOOM!"
BERZERK by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:27:11 AM
Now, BERZERK actually WOULD make an amazing movie if done right. You'd have to keep the ethos of the game - "Touch the walls, touch the robots, touch anything ... AND YOU DIE!" Then it'd rule. #COIN DETECTED IN POCKET!#
BOBA FAT by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:27:53 AM
It was literally called LUNAR LANDER.
Great, and still no signs of a GOW movie. by Stalkeye	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:28:10 AM
damn you Hollywood and Micheal Bay for making that other asteroid film; armegeddon.
The Game Movie I'd LOVE to See by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:29:50 AM
SINISTAR! "Run Coward! RUN! I am ... Sin - i - star."
Har har, Breakout the Movie...it'll NEVER happen by terry1978	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:30:11 AM
Keep telling yourself that.
Gregory D House ... by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:35:01 AM
"GOOOOOO for it!"
Space Wars!!!!!! by diverdan	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:40:21 AM
Anyone remember this early game? Strictly two player, an asteroids style ship and an Enterprise shaped ship. You could program all kinds a variables like speed, gravity, fast/slow missles, sun, blackhole...so many combinations. Great fun.
Rather see a Movie based on Contra by Stalkeye	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:45:48 AM
And not with Sly or Arnie either.
BURGER TIME by krull rules	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:46:21 AM
a rogue chef, armed only with pepper, is hunted down in a 2D jungle gym by an egg and 3 sausages...
Hollywood... by Outburst	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:49:19 AM
has broken through the bottom of the barrel, they are scooping out the muck that was under the barrel. Actually the barrel broke from all of the incessant scraping, and they are sucking the muck off of the splinters and spitting it into mason jars.
BURGERTIME! by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:49:45 AM
OH YES THERE WILL BE TRANSFATS
VIDEO GAME Movie Contest by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:50:29 AM
No prize - but ... who here can come up with the best (not a joke, like mine above ... but real) tagline in conjunction with a video game movie. The tagline would be what's on the poster. Who will win?
Wasn't Joust announced a couple of years ago? by IndyCollector	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:51:42 AM
What happened to that?
QIX: The Movie by Outburst	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:52:42 AM

"Escape from The Planet of The Robot Monsters" by Blue_Demon	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:54:16 AM
Already has a cool retro design to it.
I'm starting to get a hankering to see the by skimn	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:54:43 AM
Mario Bros movie, just to see if its as bad as I remember it.
Zack Snyder, the visionary director of 300, brings you by Subtitles_Off	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:54:47 AM
Frogger.
Metro Cross: The Movie by Outburst	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:57:28 AM
Starring Tony Hawk. Imagine the product placement fees soda and energy drink companies would pay...
Elevator Action by Outburst	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:59:47 AM
Wait, that one may have already been made as a porno...
One Man, One Hope, One Buggy... by Andillformthehead	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:00:11 AM
Moon Patrol Summer 2012
GORF! by kalash	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:00:22 AM

games into movies by mad_taffer	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:01:03 AM
Some that I think could work. Half Life (James Cameron directing) Thief (David Fincher) Splinter Cell (Greengrass) The Suffering (Wes Craven)
Qbert by skimn	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:02:00 AM
His last jump...may be his last.
WIZARD OF WOR! by LaserPants	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:02:54 AM
He fast! Watch out!
HYPERSPACE by letsfightinglove	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:10:48 AM
I'm shooting shooting all over the place I'm invisible now but I'll be back again when the enemy comes...I just gotta win!
Why not? by Harry Weinstein	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:13:59 AM
You could do a 100 percent faithful cinematic adaptation of many old school arcade games such as Asteroids. Consider the game the script pitch, containing elements which you then construct a story around. Unlike the toy/cartoon adaptations we're getting raped with this summer, these old games have no story to adapt, let alone ruin. They're a clean slate. I can think of any number of ways Asteroids could be turned into a genuinely good movie, while keeping every element from the game.
Lock 'n' Chase: The Movie by Outburst	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:18:45 AM
Starring everyone who has ever appeared in an Ocean's Eleven sequel.
have we had this talkback before by Potatino	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:20:33 AM
I remember someone suggested a pong movie... did some zany executive read some smart arse talk backs ages ago and umm not having a sense of humour thought we were being serious and people really wanted this? ... You know I hope they make all these shitty remakes and no one watches them and they lose a shit load of money... I honestly see hollywood going to shit by rehashing everything over and over again just like the music industry did and then blaming a boogy man like piracy for their shitty business practices. It'll happen. If this constant remake reboot reimaging shit continues hollywood is fucked. More fucked than it is now. So please continue with this trend you fucking geniuses!
Already a Dig-Dug trailer at Black20 by ME_M	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:23:19 AM
black20.com/black20-trailer-pa rk/dig-dug-rise-pookas-1
tree the movie by Potatino	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:25:06 AM
why stop at video game. Traffic signs. Nouns, adjective, whatever.Inanimate obbjects. Everything deserves a movie. Stop sign the movie. Rock the movie. Water the movie. Verb the movie. Noun the movie. Lettuce the movie. Thought the movie. Walk - the movie. Exclamation point - the movie.
GHOULS'N'GHOSTS: The Movie by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:26:05 AM
YOU ARE NOW WARRIOR THE STRONGEST IN THE WORLD!
PETER MOLYNEUX'S THE MOVIES - THE MOVIE by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:28:03 AM
WHEN YOU LIE ABOUT WHAT WILL BE IN ALL YOUR GAMES ... ... PEOPLE STOP BUYING THEM.
"Do you have Asteroids?" by I_Snake_Plissken	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:28:53 AM
"No, but my Dad does - some days he can't even sit on the toilet."
Dragons Lair would rock... by conspiracy	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:29:24 AM
Daphne is a part made for...?
What about - by ElvisPresLeeHorsleyHarveyOswaldO prahWinFreeJackHorkheimer	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:30:25 AM
Section Z Robotron Major Havoc Any body else ever play "Cliffhangers" - The Lupin The Third game? or the Harmegedon one? I think it was called "Begas Battle" or something like that Some adaptions I think we'll someday see produced are - Metroid (They're probably waiting for another new game to re-stir the interest) Splinter Cell, Gears of War, Zelda
Ghouls N Ghosts would be kick ass. by alienindisguise	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:35:34 AM
A bad ass knight going up against Satan...that has hit written all over it. I'd also like to see a 720 movie. Maybe Josh Brolin could reprise his role from "Thrashin'"
Alien by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:38:20 AM
LOL! 720 would be a fantastic movie, except that it would be five minutes long if it were based on my experiences playing it. I'd put in a quarter, do a trick or two, and suddenly bees would fly out of the side of the screen with a voice saying SKATE ... OR ... DIE and then I'd die. Yay! SKATE OR DIE is a good tagline, though.
HEMORRHOIDS, THE MOVIE by FeralAngel	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:40:22 AM
Coming soon to a butthole near you.
ElvisPresLEE ... CLIFFHANGER and BEGA'S BATTLE by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:43:44 AM
I used to play both of those. With CLIFF HANGER I never got past the part with the driving down the street and avoiding the other cars. With Bega I could get pretty far, but I never solved it. "Bega does not fear ...!" "I AM ALL THINGS IN ALL FORMS!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =-iloK0RIzNk And http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =776shC9pi1M&feature=related
I predicted this... by Nix_Cadavre	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:45:17 AM
Any old-school AICNers will remember me (as ZeroCorpse) posting my script to ASTEROIDS: THE MOVIE starring Christopher Walken as the Captain. They will also remember that I laid out BURGER TIME: THE MOVIE, also starring Christopher Walken as Mr. Pickle (and Jack Black as Peter Pepper). I knew it was only a matter of time.
Outlaw Golf: The Movie by Stabby	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:48:34 AM
Now that would be hot as long as they incorporated the big tits cheat code into the screenplay.
How about BADLANDS? Anyone remember that one? by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:50:03 AM
Someone made a "failure montage" on Youtube; it's perfect Zen. You need to watch this, all the way through, and enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =NjB-79hwhcs&feature=related
The only comment here worth its weight in salt: by Jawa 007	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:51:36 AM
Is from I_Snake_Plissken. Good talk Snake.
SPACE HARRIER by krull rules	Jul 2nd, 2009 11:03:21 AM
a floating space pirate armed only with a plasma rifle fights Easter Island heads and two headed space snakes while navigating a strange planet of magic mushrooms...
I totally rocked at BADLANDS, ut Hollywood is still out of juic by artyfufkin	Jul 2nd, 2009 11:03:24 AM
This is really plumbing the depths. You hacks in suits should be ashamed of yourselves how much more of your rotting souls can you whore out? No wonder there is so much piracy and also those willing to buy pirated discs....for fucks sakes.
@ThusSpakeSpymunk by Boba Fat	Jul 2nd, 2009 11:19:54 AM
Thank you. I loved the power lever more than anything. Why can't they build, cookers, washing machines, showers or cars like that.
Hollywood: Land Of The Brain-Dead by christian66	Jul 2nd, 2009 11:20:19 AM
It's truly stunning all the great unproduced scripts collecting dust and the marketing idiots in charge jump on stupid stupid shit like this. And I loved Asteroids. But...there is no story. Nor should there be. You blow up rocks with a spaceship. Finis.
I understand Harry Weinstein's logic posted above by skimn	Jul 2nd, 2009 11:24:29 AM
Since videogames have became more like movies, hell, even with better plots and motivation, producers are going back to the simple games of their childhood with plots that can be attached to the simplest of concepts. After screwing up Resident Evil and Doom, and their game mythology, why not?
But I also echo all the statements by skimn	Jul 2nd, 2009 11:28:22 AM
that Hollywood is brain dead...
Minesweeper the Movie by Outlaw	Jul 2nd, 2009 11:31:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =LHY8NKj3RKs
Harry Weinstein by Outburst	Jul 2nd, 2009 11:37:33 AM
Yes, it's possible to make a good movie about a ship destroying asteroids. But why attach the name "Asteroids: The Movie" to it? Why not use some creativity and make something that will stand on its own instead of leeching off of an already established name? It's just pure laziness on the part of Hollywood producers milking any established, semi-successful property for any pennies they can get their greedy hands on.
No Way! They should make PING PONG first!! by Thanos0145	Jul 2nd, 2009 11:37:51 AM

PIxar's SATAN'S HOLLOW... by gavdiggity	Jul 2nd, 2009 11:43:03 AM
anyone?
Any update on The Rock starringe in SPY HUNTER? by YackBacker	Jul 2nd, 2009 11:47:03 AM
That was in preproduction for YEARS! AICN- no articles about it in THP or Variety? Looks like you're fresh out of sources, eh?
Re:Spy Hunter by skimn	Jul 2nd, 2009 11:50:12 AM
And wasn't John Woo supposed to direct? I guess we chased him out of Hollywood after Paycheck.
Dreamworks/Blue Sky by skimn	Jul 2nd, 2009 11:58:13 AM
should do a Ratchet and Clank..in 3D. As long as it retains Captain Qwark.
Greed... by BlueHawaiiSurfer	Jul 2nd, 2009 12:10:24 PM
is a sad thing. Will the entire movie be in black and white???
UNCHECKED GREED: THE MOVIE by christian66	Jul 2nd, 2009 12:16:19 PM
Starring Hollywood!
ASTEROIDS... by itsjust_notcool_anymore_baby	Jul 2nd, 2009 12:22:58 PM
The Barry Bonds story.
ET the game as a movie. by disfigurehead	Jul 2nd, 2009 12:24:01 PM

it sounds like... by itsjust_notcool_anymore_baby	Jul 2nd, 2009 12:25:09 PM
the lamest, most shallow piece of shit to come out of the human race thus far.
Coupon: The Movie... by itsjust_notcool_anymore_baby	Jul 2nd, 2009 12:26:36 PM
I saw the shit out of it!
Q*Bert HBO miniseries features uncensored swearing by Jollymorphic	Jul 2nd, 2009 12:32:35 PM

daniel day lewis is... bomberman by ironic_name	Jul 2nd, 2009 12:33:10 PM

The thinnest premise for a movie ever. by Ray Gamma	Jul 2nd, 2009 12:33:50 PM
Hollywood you are dead. Fuck off before you stink the place up.
I wanna see Clint Eastwood's GRAND TURISMO! by MrMysteryGuest	Jul 2nd, 2009 12:54:52 PM
I waited months, MONTHS! to write that joke!
Whatever happened to Spyhunter??? With Vin Deisel??? by Johnno	Jul 2nd, 2009 01:13:00 PM
What happened?
Steven Spielberg's BOOM BLOX - THE MOVIE by Johnno	Jul 2nd, 2009 01:14:24 PM
Like 2012... only BOOM BLOX!!!
FILM SOME DUDE PLAYING HIS ATARI FOR 2 HOURS by Mullah Omar	Jul 2nd, 2009 01:14:27 PM
= asses in seats.
Michael Mann's THIEF by Johnno	Jul 2nd, 2009 01:16:12 PM
The most viseral bow and arrow shoot out action you'll ever see!!!
John Woo's WAVERACE 64! by Johnno	Jul 2nd, 2009 01:18:15 PM
Nailing those wavejumps in slo mo with tropical island doves !
James Cameron's DOUBLE BUBBLE by Johnno	Jul 2nd, 2009 01:22:33 PM
It'll be 10 years worth of research into spherical liquid shapes that explode and mesh well with the other colourful spheres for a very colourful 3D experience, but storyline comes first about an era where we must fight evil bubbles by using our own avatar controlled and manufactured bubble doubles and focuses on the relationship of those lizard things that turn the handle and load the next bubble before the ceiling of destiny accelerates the bad bubbles past our atmospheric defense line thus ending us all!
CRAP.. I MEANT BUBBLE BOBBLE ^^^^ by Johnno	Jul 2nd, 2009 01:24:52 PM
Well you get the idea...
filegumbo: Game Show was STARCADE by Domi'sInnerChild	Jul 2nd, 2009 01:30:52 PM
Anyway, same plot as Armagedon or whatever?
"Spin Left! Spin Right! Fire! Thrust! Saucer!" by MetalMickey	Jul 2nd, 2009 01:35:58 PM
I give up on Hollywood.
Custer's Revenge by Keith Maniac	Jul 2nd, 2009 01:47:03 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C uster%27s_Revenge directed by Paul Anderson and starring Gary Busey.
Dayman: Fighter of the Nightman movie!!!! by HoboCode	Jul 2nd, 2009 01:52:53 PM
You know you want it.
RASTAN! by DoctorWho?	Jul 2nd, 2009 01:58:27 PM
That game ruled.
WTF? by OccamsIndecision	Jul 2nd, 2009 02:02:55 PM
They'll make Candyland, Battleship and Asteroids but they won't put up the funds for a Halo movie? WTF is wrong with these people?
In a solar system gone mad... by GornPirate	Jul 2nd, 2009 02:07:32 PM
Only man can save us...John McCain....Asteroid Killer. When he couldn't win the presidency he became the logical choice to be sent out into space to defend us from the greatest threat ever faced by mankind. BIG ASS ASTEROIDS. With Sarah Palin as his sidekick/gunner. John McCain is going to save us all in the film you always wanted to see but didn't know it...ASTEROIDS. In SUMMER 2011 John McCain is going to Rock the solar system because he didn't get to nuke Iran!
I had asteroids last night by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 2nd, 2009 02:37:47 PM
woof.
Checking IMDB this Matthew Lopez guy also wrote Bedtime by Professor_Monster	Jul 2nd, 2009 03:06:27 PM
Stories. So that's two shit films and now he's on this. They don't don't make writers like they used to - if they did they would turn shit like this down and save the american public from seeing it made.
Don't joke! I can actually imagine a Dig Dug movie! by Royston Lodge	Jul 2nd, 2009 03:17:49 PM
It practically writes itself!
Hobocode by skimn	Jul 2nd, 2009 03:23:46 PM
Good one, my friend. Can't wait for September. Love the promo with all the home bands.
POLE POSTION THE MOVIE STARRING by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 2nd, 2009 03:48:34 PM
Bear Grylls.
Errrrrrrm....what? by Kaitain	Jul 2nd, 2009 04:14:19 PM
Why? Some old arcade games make you think immediately about strange worlds and back stories. JOUST, perhaps. Or SPY HUNTER. At a push, maybe even DEFENDER. But ASTEROIDS? Nope, nothing springs to mind.
This is almost soooo slight that it might work! by LightninBolt	Jul 2nd, 2009 04:29:02 PM
Maybe the lame plots of videogames derail the writing process. Having absolutely ZERO plot whatsoever, and no characters... you have to admit it's FEASIBLE that someone could create something of value on their own from a concept that involves a spaceship and asteroids. Altered Beast would be cool, or how about Shadow of the Beast, AMIGA game but I would pay to see that. Or Another World, that was a cinematic and quite Avatar...
RAD RACER movie with Depp, hot blond, and convertible. by GibsonUSA Returns	Jul 2nd, 2009 04:31:02 PM

What games WOULD work? by Kaitain	Jul 2nd, 2009 04:31:50 PM
I vote for Ballblazer.
How about... by BlueHawaiiSurfer	Jul 2nd, 2009 04:33:55 PM
Legend of Zelda??? Or is a 2d black and white ship breaking up giant rocks a better idea??
"Another World, that was a cinematic and quite Avatar" by Kaitain	Jul 2nd, 2009 04:34:03 PM
Which I think was called Out of This World in North America. Yeah, fantastically inventive game. Think it was French IIRC. Monkey Island could work. Obviously POTC would have stolen some of its thunder, although it was always more absurdist in its tendencies. Slightly Princess Bride-ish.
Terry1978: I am making Breakout the Movie..... by Dasher	Jul 2nd, 2009 04:39:02 PM
Seriously. I wrote and produced a short film called AGAINST THE WALL. Futuristic setting with CGI. We shot on the RED, the digital camera that Soderbergh and Peter Jackson have used, and it looks great. Our inspirations were Tron, 2001, Twilight Zone. Our goal was to make a video game adaptation more cerebral - and hopefully better - than most. We're in post right now and we hope to finish this fall. Stay tuned.
Guys...Shia Lebouf IS Tecmo Bowl!!! by Outlaw	Jul 2nd, 2009 04:55:31 PM
Think about it!
i Want Monkey Island: The Movie by iownyou	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:00:52 PM
:(
THE SOLE VOICE OF IMAGINATION . . . by The Game Master	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:06:38 PM
. . . in Hollywood. I live there. I work in the biz. And everybody here is RIGHT. Their ideas are gone, just gone. That said, I'm not opposed to this movie. I was born in '74 so I'm an '80s boy all the way. Here's what I propose: A "space" movie that combines SEVERAL video games. Asteroids could be part of it, but you could mix in Space Invaders, Sinister, etc. Now THERE'S a big damn movie! As for other video games I'd like to see made into movies: Pitfall (in the style of Pirates and Indiana Jones). Metroid (in the style of Anime or Aliens). Zelda (in the style of Lord of the Rings). Contra (in the style of Predator). And, most of all, when in the bloody blue(ray) hell do we get Don Bluth's DRAGON'S LAIR on the big screen???!!!
PLAQUE ATTACK: The movie by I am not a number	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:35:33 PM
Starring Shia Labeouf as the tube of toothpaste. It will be epic!
Brett Ratner's Guitar Hero!! ooh...wait. by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:58:12 PM
Shit that ones real
Jack Black in a Dig-Dug adaptation... by Captain Happy	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:59:09 PM
Genius. Directed by Michel Gondry.
screen wrap-around by Dreamfasting	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:01:02 PM
I can't wait to see how they explain the physics of screen wrap-around. Hmm ... warp bubbles of finite space delivering bombardments of meteors towards Earth (Starship Troopers style)? OK, maybe it can be done :)
Better than Race to Witch Mountain remake by XxSoulFlyxX	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:15:57 PM
Seriously. You think the old one was good? It was crap loads of crap just like Land of the Lost. Nostalgia says"Remember my youth, better movies and TV shows" It was crap then, crap now. Transformers was a crappy cartoon and I must say the movies are far superior to those stupid cartoons.
Oh...and there wlready was an asteroids movie by XxSoulFlyxX	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:17:51 PM

Oh...and there wlready was an asteroids movie by XxSoulFlyxX	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:18:24 PM
They were called Armageddon and Deep Impact.
Michael Bey's ASTEROIDS!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:19:40 PM
Pulse pounding soundtrack with Bruce Willis as the pilot.
bruce willis IS dig dug by Beniffer	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:21:32 PM
one man with a pump .... f jb
Earthworm Jim: the movie by KongMonkey	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:27:10 PM

TOM HANKS IS PAPERBOY!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:30:51 PM
Directed by JJ Abrams.
Straight to DVD knock off: ASSTEROIDS! by dailysportspages	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:06:15 PM
Starring J-Lo.... or maybe its a gay porno?
I can't wait for SHIT THE MOVIE!!! by Orionsangels	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:06:20 PM

Shit the movie? I think we had that this summer by lockesbrokenleg	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:13:05 PM
It's called GI JOE
beyond dumb! by High Grade 4 Eva	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:15:52 PM
I reckon the studio is using AWESOME-O to supply movie idea's!
PJ's Zelda by High Grade 4 Eva	Jul 2nd, 2009 07:18:49 PM
Looks like Peter Jackson's Legend of Zelda gets the biggest thumbs up, Harry, make the call!
Where is the fucking "Turner & Hooch" remake! by Fareal	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:12:03 PM
Its been 20 years, so the time has come for the Hollywood mandatory remake of a mediocre movie like "Turner & Hooch". I cannot believe that some asshole producer in Hollywood hasn't gotten this made.
Not you Zaxxon, you're one of the good ones. by SID 8.0	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:51:03 PM
God I miss Mister Show. The last racist in the galaxy Ha! There truly is no one at the helm in Hollywood.
Lunar Lander is what your looking for Boba Fat by Semen Stains	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:15:27 PM
Apologies if this was already answered above.
Metal Gear Solid by Semen Stains	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:23:38 PM
Directed by Hideo Kojima.
Increase speed, drop down and reverse direction! by Tall_Boy66	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:41:01 PM
2 hours of that.
The Sequel can be "Space Duel" by ironburl	Jul 2nd, 2009 09:59:58 PM
If anyone is old enuff to remember that one. I'd like a Sinistar movie.... "I LIVE!!!"....The Asteroids Galaxy Tour can do the soundtrack to the Asteroids movie....
UP NEXT: TETRIS THE MOVIE by Zardozap2005	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:02:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =VE_1KlWFJyA
Gunstar Heroes by Semen Stains	Jul 2nd, 2009 10:04:58 PM
Directed by Park Chan Wook
Punch-Out... THE MOVIE! by Triple_J_72	Jul 3rd, 2009 12:18:56 AM
Think of it... an up and coming boxer named Little Mac, in a blood transfusion gone wrong, gets infected by radioactivity, then his hair turns green and becomes super-strong and helps found a new boxing league of mutant fighters! Tyson could make a cameo... or Stallone! It practically writes itself!
Not an arcade game but...Ninja Golf. by Dingbatty	Jul 3rd, 2009 01:50:36 AM
Or ET reboot, based on the Atari version.
You already got Monkey Island. by Dingbatty	Jul 3rd, 2009 01:51:04 AM
The POTC series ripped it off, majorly.
Ghosts & Goblins by CANT_WAIT_TO_HATE	Jul 3rd, 2009 02:56:20 AM
...with Russell Crowe
Ghouls & Ghosts...... by CANT_WAIT_TO_HATE	Jul 3rd, 2009 03:02:57 AM
....would be the sequel followed by Super G&G(3) & Ultimate G&G(4).....
So any news on the WoW movie? by Chain	Jul 3rd, 2009 06:36:27 AM

in life, sometimes everything falls into place. by ironic_name	Jul 3rd, 2009 07:45:11 AM

TETRIS THE MOVIE http://tinyurl.com/ln7jm2 by ironic_name	Jul 3rd, 2009 07:46:01 AM
http://tinyurl.com/ln7jm2
I keep telling myself... by Sithtastic	Jul 3rd, 2009 08:08:41 AM
people get paid to come up with ideas in Hollywood, but then I remembered they were simply better optioning them. I don't know how far the powers that be want to carry this slavish yen to appease our respective deferred adulthoods, but what I do know is Asteroids is perhaps the most underwhelming way to do it...unless of course they let me see it for a quarter.
Toobin' with Matthew McConaughey by IndyCollector	Jul 3rd, 2009 09:44:14 AM
You know it would work.
You guys are getting it all wrong... by GiveYerHeadAShake	Jul 3rd, 2009 09:50:37 AM
It's not Asteroids Movie... it's "A Steroids Movie", starring Hulk Hogan, Mickey Roark, 250 NFL football players and Sly Stallone's Dick Veins!!
Actually, I like... by GiveYerHeadAShake	Jul 3rd, 2009 09:54:49 AM
Burgertime: The Movie, starring Jack Black. It's kind of funny how Jack Black is the first name that comes to mind for these video game movies.
Who the hell greenlights this stuff? by cthulu660	Jul 3rd, 2009 10:29:31 AM
Do they pitch these ideas to a focus group of monkeys or something?
TETRIS: The ultimate chick flick by FeralAngel	Jul 3rd, 2009 10:52:58 AM
Supposedly the femmes dig this game the most. Figures. Tetris is like what avalanches would be like if chicks ran them: bigass rocks fall into neat little modular crevices and arrange themselves into pleasing patterns that totally complement each other and bring interest and texture into their surroundings. Thus robbing a devastating act of God and force of nature of its virtue. And making it, I might add, gay as hell.
The Story... by Henry Fool	Jul 3rd, 2009 12:12:35 PM
A lone, vector triangle must defend itself against of oncoming circles that break into pieces when shot in this soul stirring epic from the man that brought you Galaxian: The Ballet...
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! The movie! by MrMysteryGuest	Jul 3rd, 2009 01:00:10 PM

Coppola's TETRO: Close, but no cigar! by MrMysteryGuest	Jul 3rd, 2009 01:01:36 PM
He should have had Vincent Gallo battle odd shaped falling blocks!
I am shocked! SHOCKED!! by indyhu	Jul 3rd, 2009 01:19:00 PM
Not a single one of you missed the obvious: George Lucas directs "Missle Command". Shia Lebouf stars in the far reaching Sci-fi fantasy about a young man with an innate ability to shoot missles out of the sky. It's one man vs. Kim Jong Il and North Korea as they attempt to carpet nuke us to hell!!! Liam Neeson co-stars as the mentor, teaching him how to feel the missles approach, and blow then outta the sky. Alsto starrying Rachel McAdams for the love interest who only loves him when he is shooting missles.
masturbating: the movie by ironic_name	Jul 3rd, 2009 02:12:34 PM

up up down down left right left right b a start by bobbofatz	Jul 3rd, 2009 03:34:50 PM
The Movie! Brought to you by the incredible teaming of McG and Uwe Boll
Scarface: The movie by Kaitain	Jul 3rd, 2009 03:43:20 PM
Based on the 2006 game. Al Pacino could play Tony Montana. I do like the Toobin'/McConaughey concept. That could definitely work. I'm visualizing a cameo for Curtis Armstrong.
They've already made plenty of those ironic_name by Johnno	Jul 3rd, 2009 06:28:37 PM
How ironic...
I think Mudflap and Skids should star in this. by ackack	Jul 3rd, 2009 09:03:36 PM
Bringing racism to space!
PONG! the movie by mistergreen	Jul 4th, 2009 09:20:50 AM
I can't believe you guys didn't think of this.
Ass: the movie: the game by the zapper	Jul 5th, 2009 05:03:51 AM

Yar's Revenge 2: The Revenge Of Yar by fistmagnet	Jul 5th, 2009 10:34:36 AM
Starring Fred Ward and Barry Corbin.
ELEVATOR ACTION!:a Luc Besson film by AspectRatio235	Jul 7th, 2009 12:17:25 AM
You know you want it!!

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