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Fox Tells Us To Munk Ourselves!! A Teaser For ALVIN AND THE CHIMUNKS: THE SQUEAKQUEL Is Now Online!!

Chimpmunks are all inbreeders. by Mr Soze	Jun 30th, 2009 11:49:58 AM
This is gonna be awesome
no... MUNK YOU!!! by MamboMan	Jun 30th, 2009 11:51:46 AM
mother munker!
LOL!!! The Chimpettes...right? by Mike_D	Jun 30th, 2009 11:52:18 AM
I think thats who they are
Never saw the first one but.... by erichaislar	Jun 30th, 2009 12:02:16 PM
AWWWWWW!
what am i missing? by Bouncy X	Jun 30th, 2009 12:03:16 PM
the trailer wont stop buffering. do they actually show the chipettes or are they just teased? does jason lee's "aaaalvin" sound convincing this time?
I wanna know what love is by erichaislar	Jun 30th, 2009 12:04:16 PM
i want you to show me!!
A Teaser For ALVIN AND THE CHIMUNKS: THE SQUEAKQUEL Is Now Onlin by jimmy rabbitte	Jun 30th, 2009 12:04:39 PM
Yeah... so?
MTV has a shitty fucking player by D.Vader	Jun 30th, 2009 12:08:49 PM
About as shitty as their scheduling lineup.
FUCK YOU MTV!!! by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS	Jun 30th, 2009 12:10:31 PM
Normally your trailers are region locked so I can't view them, but I can see this?? Go to Hell and die!
As execrable as this movie will be, the first one knew by CreasyBear	Jun 30th, 2009 12:11:13 PM
how to market itself. I teach 4th graders, and before the first movie came out, they all repeated ad nauseum the trailer joke of the chipmunk doing the "Boom chika-bow-wow", not getting the porno reference (I hope) but still thinking it was pure comedy gold. I'm telling you, that was the funniest thing they had ever heard in their entire lives, all nine years of it. Even if you aren't Pixar, all you need to do to get tickets for a stupid kids' movie is one memorable trailer line for the kids to repeat endlessly.
what the fuck! by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jun 30th, 2009 12:11:24 PM
is wrong with the world! how does shit like this get a sequel?? giv me UNBREAKABLE 2 you whores
theodore by cococommander	Jun 30th, 2009 12:11:29 PM
Couldn't they have even tried going for a joke? I dunno, have Theodore be more interested in some kind of food the last Chipmunkette is holding than the girl? Something...
this film by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jun 30th, 2009 12:12:54 PM
will make $40 opening weekend, with a final talley of $112 million (us only).In tHIALAND, IT WILL MAKE 6 BILLION dollars.fuck you world!
soon by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jun 30th, 2009 12:14:05 PM
every movie will be an awful "animated cg" from a saturday morning cartoon.Next up? GEM? GUMMI BEARS(shuuuuder...)? THE flipside(member that?)..?
Hasn't Been the Same by kevinwillis.net	Jun 30th, 2009 12:14:50 PM
Since they changed the quality of the animation back in the 80s. Ever since then, it just hasn't been the Chipmunks for me. The original is still the best. Although I use to love the Chipmunk Rocks album, with covers of things like Bette Davis Eyes, back in the 80s. Kinda glad to see the Chipmunks have transitioned to the next generation, given so many of the classics of my childhood haven't made the leap . . . my kids don't know nothin' about no Peabody and Sherman or Rocky and Bullwinkle, and are barely aware of The Flintsone and the Jetsons. So, kudos, Chipmunks. Job well done.
Who are the ad wizards... by wampa 1	Jun 30th, 2009 12:15:33 PM
...that came up with this one?
Gem Is Truly Outrageous. Truly, Truly, Truly Outrageous. by kevinwillis.net	Jun 30th, 2009 12:16:15 PM
Never watched the show. Loved that theme song, though. No, ain't gonna be Gummi Bears. Gonna be Smurfs. Go Smurf yourself, you mother smurfing smurf-licker.
Yes! by Flyingcircus	Jun 30th, 2009 12:16:28 PM
I can finally put that shotgun in my mouth I've been saving up for.
Hey, And For Fun, Google "Smurf Porn" by kevinwillis.net	Jun 30th, 2009 12:16:50 PM
There's apparently quite a bit of it.
uh-oh by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jun 30th, 2009 12:17:41 PM

VARIETY(TM) just reported... by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jun 30th, 2009 12:18:24 PM
a 90 million dollar budgeted GEM (live action/cg) film is coming soon.Starring Gwen Stefani....gulp!
as well as by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jun 30th, 2009 12:19:05 PM
$300 million trilogy called: GUMMI BEARS (bouncing its way to theaters in 2011!)
One of the chipmunks ATE SHIT in the first movie's trailer by Nasty In The Pasty	Jun 30th, 2009 12:21:58 PM
Literally ATE SHIT. Yeah, it looked like a raisin, but he was actually EATING SHIT. Kind of the perfect metaphor for the poor parents who have to drag their kids to this crap.
In all fairness, this looks like a huge dog turd... by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS	Jun 30th, 2009 12:24:07 PM
But that one chipmunkette is pretty hot, I'd bang her.
David Cross in Arrested Dev. Doc. by jasmith111	Jun 30th, 2009 12:24:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =HC4RToo6XeI
Cool by Omar B	Jun 30th, 2009 12:29:48 PM
The first one was a cute little move. It's not just nostalgia on my part.
i would watch by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jun 30th, 2009 12:38:16 PM
SIGH....A "squekwal" if it was hand-drawn and copied the old 1950's style animation...that shit was amazing!
YES! by yer mama	Jun 30th, 2009 12:40:21 PM
Finally some cool news! I can't wait for this! If this one has a poop joke I will be in heaven!!!!
Boom chika-bow-wow!!!! by yer mama	Jun 30th, 2009 12:41:43 PM
hahahaha! C'mon who didn't laugh at that! Comedy gold!
Land Of The Lost, GI Joe, Transformers, Chipmunks, by skimn	Jun 30th, 2009 12:44:42 PM
Green Hornet, That ABC Movie Of The Week, etc. We must stop these baby boomer studio execs, with their "I loved _____ when I was a kid, wouldn't it be cool to make a movie based on that" thinking. But it seems there's no stopping it.
idrinkyourmilkshake, "The Flipside?" by Shut the Fuck up Donny	Jun 30th, 2009 12:47:52 PM
I don't remember that cartoon from the 80's. Did you happen to mean "Kidd Video?" The protagonists in that show got transported to the Flipside. Hmm..Actually, THAT show might have potential to make an interesting movie.
Haven't the Jews suffered enough? by Bungion Boy	Jun 30th, 2009 12:49:05 PM
They get one day a year to go to movies by themselves and this is what we give them? Shameful.
SHUT THE FUCK UP by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jun 30th, 2009 12:58:23 PM
THATS THE ONE! where the evil people were cats? with 1980's suits(and skinny ties)-and i BELIEVE-there was an episode(or the theme song) was "i love rock n roll-put another coin the jukebox baby". i loved that as a kid, and remake would be cool-HOWEVER-only if they ket it the same. (with the 1980's vibe to it)
or .... by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jun 30th, 2009 12:59:24 PM
TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE the film.Man, that theme song used to make me fucknig scared when it came on.what a fucked up show.
grape ape by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jun 30th, 2009 01:03:34 PM
SWINING INTO...crash! THEATERS NEAR YOU IN 2011!
Yay I can't wait... by itsjust_notcool_anymore_baby	Jun 30th, 2009 01:10:14 PM
or can I?
This news drains the "C" out of AICN. by Uncle Stan	Jun 30th, 2009 01:10:55 PM

Why is everyone hating? by darthsynn	Jun 30th, 2009 01:13:17 PM
I'll take this over anything starring Shia LeSuck.
For kids I've seen worse by plexiglasseye	Jun 30th, 2009 01:17:18 PM
After sitting through a bunch of kids movies over the past couple of years, I have to confess... I thought the fisr one would suck something awful but it really was much better than I thought it would be. If this follows the original, well at least it'll be tolerable.
AWWW FUCK YEAH! by Series7	Jun 30th, 2009 01:20:31 PM
Brad Pitt is going to be SOOO bad ass in this!
The title alone make me want to RETCH! by finky089	Jun 30th, 2009 01:23:11 PM
liek that Uncle Stan guy said: This news drains the "C" out of AICN.
Don't they know that if this movie were a hard R... by ricarleite2	Jun 30th, 2009 01:35:06 PM
... psychological drama with graphical violence and sex, it would attract a larger audience?
does it star brekin myer? by ironic_name	Jun 30th, 2009 01:58:14 PM

link finally worked by Bouncy X	Jun 30th, 2009 02:10:55 PM
well dont the girls look cute. lemme guess, the movie will end with some sorta singing competition pitting each group against the other. i hope they keep Brittany's bitchiness.
Who's down to jack-off in the theater at the 1st Sat. matinee? by AzulTool	Jun 30th, 2009 02:18:39 PM
Anyone? What's wrong with you? It's a social experiment. Oh, you guys suck...
Well, my kids will be happy... by Jonas Grumpy	Jun 30th, 2009 02:20:01 PM
...but I'm hoping they'll outgrow their desire to see this movie between now and Christmas Day.
Original ('60s) Chipmunks due in Sep by FuzzyLumpkins	Jun 30th, 2009 02:26:42 PM
Three episodes on DVD. Better than nothing.
i just noticed... by Bouncy X	Jun 30th, 2009 02:44:16 PM
the lockers are their size....is this just a teaser, meaning this isnt a scene from the movie? because if not...where'd they find a school for little animals? lol
It by bah	Jun 30th, 2009 02:44:25 PM

It's JEM with a J, you losers by bah	Jun 30th, 2009 02:44:54 PM
God.
Just took a shit... by itsjust_notcool_anymore_baby	Jun 30th, 2009 02:46:32 PM
some squeakquels shot out! everyone come and see...
aint it baby news. by alice 13	Jun 30th, 2009 02:57:13 PM
how much did they cut to get a hard pg-3?
THIS. IS. NOT. "COOL". by turketron_2	Jun 30th, 2009 03:18:29 PM
WHAT THE FUCK. There's a bunch of trailers for other movies that just might be cool that I don't think I've ever seen posted on this site... like "Gamer" (which could very well suck, but at least the trailer is cool and it's got motherfucking DEXTER in it as the bad guy). Please excuse me if that trailer was posted on this site before. Fucking CHIPMUNKS 2? THIS SHIT IS UNPROFESSIONAL, AMATEUR, ETC. FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Play That Munky Music White Boy by skimn	Jun 30th, 2009 03:23:18 PM
...isn't munk the smell of unwashed taint?
Chipmonks were always better in their original Turkish.. by conspiracy	Jun 30th, 2009 03:24:03 PM

Sorry..Chipmunks. by conspiracy	Jun 30th, 2009 03:36:44 PM

Theodore gets the Thumper twitch by jimbojones123	Jun 30th, 2009 03:47:50 PM
in his whisker! Twitterpated.
Oh, go "Munk Yourself"! by finky089	Jun 30th, 2009 05:08:11 PM
dot com.
ctrl + F "furries" by Thrillhouse77	Jun 30th, 2009 05:09:48 PM
Did nobody make a furry reference yet? By the way, the furries will be Paul Reubensing in theaters all over the world.
Wouldn't it be nice ... by DennisMM	Jun 30th, 2009 05:10:53 PM
if the bespectacled chipette and Alvin could get together? Even 9-year-olds know different sorts of people like one another? Maybe the chubby, short chipette could get Theodore, or soemthing?
Forgiv e me by DennisMM	Jun 30th, 2009 05:11:48 PM
I don't know why I even typed that, much less made the typos. My blood sugar is crashing, I think.
Tagline for the sequel: by Triple_J_72	Jun 30th, 2009 05:16:30 PM
"...And the raping of your childhood continues."
Chipmunks are way cooler than stupid fuckin' guinea pigs! by SoylentMean	Jun 30th, 2009 05:19:09 PM

Not that guinea pigs aren by SoylentMean	Jun 30th, 2009 05:19:28 PM

What the fuck? by SoylentMean	Jun 30th, 2009 05:19:41 PM

Not that guinea pigs aren't great... by SoylentMean	Jun 30th, 2009 05:20:58 PM
slowly roasted on a spit. That's apparently a delicacy in Ecudar. Thank you Bizarre Foods for enlightening me that rodents are actually good for something.
Ecudar, really, I believe it's Ecuador, SoylentMean by SoylentMean	Jun 30th, 2009 05:21:49 PM
Dumbass.
The nerd chipmunk girl is hot by bonecrushersmith	Jun 30th, 2009 05:50:24 PM
Not as hot as Mr. Brisby, but still hot.
Munkyourself.com? by Lloytron	Jun 30th, 2009 05:51:58 PM
Is this for real? Munkyourself.com? How massively inappropriate is that?
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FORUM by bonecrushersmith	Jun 30th, 2009 05:52:38 PM
I meant MRS. Brisby. Obviously. Though if I had to do a male in NIMH, I guess it would be Jonathan. Wow. Am I really typing right now?
No need to bash this harmless movie. by GibsonUSA Returns	Jun 30th, 2009 06:09:36 PM
Looks fun!
Jason Lee's Gotta Eat by SifoDyasJr.	Jun 30th, 2009 06:09:59 PM
and pay for Scientology auditing fees.
Are these munks going to mentor a new generation of munks? by AzulTool	Jun 30th, 2009 06:27:03 PM

Jesus Christ you guys are SLOW by Logan_1973	Jun 30th, 2009 06:27:55 PM
This teaser has been running in theaters for two weeks now.
Kill all Chipmunks...they carry THE AIDS by Gus Van Rant	Jun 30th, 2009 06:31:52 PM
Truer words = Never spoken
Christ was born and we gave him...A SQUEAKQUAL??? by Gus Van Rant	Jun 30th, 2009 06:34:16 PM
To our Lord and Savior...I hope you fucking love Chipmunks.
Happy Birthday Jesus, want to check out a Squeakqual? by Gus Van Rant	Jun 30th, 2009 06:35:46 PM
After we smoke some weed and call all of our Jewish friends to tag along since they don't "get" Christmas?
Hey Jesus, guess what your Jewish friends got you for your birth by Gus Van Rant	Jun 30th, 2009 06:36:56 PM
A movie about singing fucking Chipmunks!!!
Hey Jesus, after you serve the birthday cake.... by Gus Van Rant	Jun 30th, 2009 06:38:33 PM
Lets go see Theodore get his pole smoked by a female Chipmunk...sound cool?
Hey Jesus, I don't want to cut the party short but... by Gus Van Rant	Jun 30th, 2009 06:39:53 PM
There are SIX singing and dancing Chipmunks waiting for us at the movie theatre...you in?
Hey Jesus, I know it is your birthday and all but... by Gus Van Rant	Jun 30th, 2009 06:41:31 PM
Seriously dude, Chipmunk vagina...think about it.
Why the hell is this story even here? by Harry Weinstein	Jun 30th, 2009 06:47:05 PM
n/t
Too bad. Jacko would be all over this movie. by AzulTool	Jun 30th, 2009 06:53:33 PM
I wonder if he ever fucked a baby?
NEEDS GIANT ROBOTS by Sal_Bando	Jun 30th, 2009 07:26:08 PM
Sorry it hadda be said.
I'd rather see LOLCats: The Movie by Royston Lodge	Jun 30th, 2009 08:47:07 PM
Seriously.
So who's playing Miss Miller? by CreamCheeseAlchemist	Jun 30th, 2009 09:07:15 PM
I say drag queen. You?
Bette Midler as Miss Miller by Bouncy X	Jun 30th, 2009 09:09:50 PM

the first one was so bad by BendersShinyAss	Jun 30th, 2009 09:26:43 PM
even the kids were walking out. not even jason lee could keep me interested. and what sort of audiance do they expect on christmas day?
I watched Galaxy Quest on Christmas Day... by jsl151	Jun 30th, 2009 10:34:20 PM
and it was the best Christmas in my sad, lonely life. On topic: I see what appear to be normal sized humans in the background. Those must be the little kids lockers. The movie people should do a horror movie of toons in the real world except CGI instead of 2D animation. Or a comedy where the Furry's girlfriend can't take off her suit, because IT'S NOT A SUIT!!!
the locker issue by Bouncy X	Jun 30th, 2009 10:45:59 PM
i noticed that they are indeed regular lockers but the handles are just near the floor so the chipmunks can reach. i wonder if this one will make over 200 million like the first. i still can't believe it did so well.
Movies released on Christmas Day often do extremely well by Nasty In The Pasty	Jun 30th, 2009 10:58:04 PM
Yeah, it's true that a lot of people won't go to see them ON Christmas Day, but there's a whole week of the kids out of school following Christmas, so that's why you see a buttload of "family" movies oping this time of year.
Uh, that should be "opening" by Nasty In The Pasty	Jun 30th, 2009 10:58:41 PM
Fucking 1996-era HTML and no edit feature...
SoylentMean..Don't know about Ecuador.. by conspiracy	Jun 30th, 2009 11:41:42 PM
But it is a delicacy in Peru...last time I was there I turned down the chance to try it. The only thing I'll both pet and eat is pussy.
Nasty In The Pasty..1996?? by conspiracy	Jun 30th, 2009 11:43:44 PM
You are being generous there my friend...until I found this place in 1998/99..I had not see a forum as "advanced" as this one since I was on a Local BBS in 1993.
i swear they were human size in the cartoon by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jun 30th, 2009 11:49:57 PM

and a little bit human like by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jun 30th, 2009 11:56:45 PM
god why do i care? this is as bad as the garfield movies
Whatever. Bring on Fantastic Mr. Fox, by Dingbatty	Jul 1st, 2009 04:07:14 AM
Where the Wild Things Are, and the Fraggle Rock movie.
This looks like Furry porn. by Dingbatty	Jul 1st, 2009 04:09:14 AM

kevinwillis by PacmanFever	Jul 1st, 2009 07:30:16 AM
I've been saying kind of the same thing recently. I wonder if today's kids even really know of what, for whatever reason, I'm going to refer to as the Mickey/Bugs axis of classic cartoon characters. It looks like my generation (I was born in the last month of 86) is going to be the last that really grew up on the oft-cited "classic" characters (Rocky and Bullwinkle are pretty obscure here in the UK, so I'm not really talking about them); I haven't seen a classic animated short on TV for about twelve years. I think Tom & Jerry are hanging in there, I think kids still know them. The Pink Panther (my fav) I guess is still about thanks partly to the Steve Martin movies. But the Looney Tunes? I'm not so sure. The Joe Dante movie bombed (and that was six years ago) and so did that Loonatics thing as far as I can tell, which was a bastardisation anyway. It seems unimaginable but I'm not even sure kids would know Mickey and the Disney gang these days. Disney is too busy whoring the High School Musical/Hannah Montana/Joanas axis of evil, with their version of Whinnie the Pooh (for some reason) and the Pixar movies as their other main priorities. As for the classic Hannah-Barbera characters, maybe The Flintstones are still recognisable but other than that, forget it. I suppose a comeback in the future is possible, but I find it kind of sad there might be a genaration growing up now that will be the first in however long not to know or care about these characters. Having said that, I hear there's a live action Yogi Bear movie in the works, and a Tom and Jerry movie which explains how they met for fuck's sake, so be careful what you wish for!
My kids made me watch the first one by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jul 1st, 2009 07:37:00 AM
It was actually pretty good. Everything Bullwinkle should have been, but was not. I mean a movies pretty bad when it makes Deniro jump the shark.
As you can probably guess from my name ... by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 1st, 2009 08:52:13 AM
... I am going to be ALL OVER this movie when it comes out, and will likely see it ON Christmas Day, for pete's sake. Yeah, I'm a freak, but the chipmunks rule. I am a little concerned about this footage because the fur detail is off from the 1st one and the little behavioral tics that made the animation work seem to be missing. However, that same thing happened in the first trailer - and it was fixed by the time the final movie was released.
Oh, and to whomever said it ... by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 1st, 2009 08:52:42 AM
... I agree, Theodore should've been looking lovingly at a sandwich or some kuskus.
OK - it was Cococommander by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 1st, 2009 08:54:06 AM
So correct.
For all the people who hate these movies... by theKip	Jul 1st, 2009 09:50:34 AM
Kids love these kinds of movies. My toddler watched the first movie over and over again. Meaning I had to watch it over and over again. Not the greatest movie but certainly as good, plot wise, as any GI Joe/Transforminator flick this summer.
since I have kids, sort of looking forward to this... by jjwalrus	Jul 1st, 2009 12:32:55 PM
Saw the first one with low, low, low, low expectations and was pleasantly surprised. Looking forward to this one mostly because my kids will go nuts over it.
Kids get the pablum thats served them by skimn	Jul 1st, 2009 12:52:45 PM
When my daughter was a preschooler (all of about 15 years ago), I had purchased a laserdisc player and started a collection of Disney and kids titles. What did she watch on a daily basis? Pinnochio, The Indian In The Cupboard, The Jungle Book, hell, she was obssessed with Hocus Pocus for a while. And I'd take that for a second over what's being served to children nowadays. Thank God for Pixar for keeping the quality in childrens films.
Hocus Pocus by Bouncy X	Jul 1st, 2009 01:26:26 PM
i remember that one....Sarah Jessica Parker looked hot, i remember enjoying staring at her, especially during her song while she's flying on her broomstick. lovely view. and who knew the little girl in that movie would grow up to be quite cute and curvy.
First one was fun by stvnhthr	Jul 2nd, 2009 06:43:45 AM
Remember all movies aren't made for one particular demographic. The first Chipmunks was a great flick for parents with kids who wanted something a parent could sit through without being bored to death. My kids will love this.
Exactly by ThusSpakeSpymunk	Jul 2nd, 2009 08:49:20 AM
And if you're a chipmunk fan, like me, then you're also well-served. Believe it or not, there are fanboys for everything. And they really kept the personalities of the characters and the integrity of their "world" mostly intact, so I was thankful for that. My only gripe was Jason Lee - his Dave lacked -any- of the understated anger that Dave needs. Dave is short-tempered and easily pissed-off. I would've gone for Luke Wilson.
Looks stupid as hell by texasguy09	Sep 6th, 2009 10:03:04 PM
But then again stupid sells.
Hope Avatar Smashes it out of the water by texasguy09	Sep 6th, 2009 10:13:24 PM
Nuff said.
Wouldn't mind seeing it if by texasguy09	Sep 13th, 2009 12:08:27 AM
A) It was done by Pixar B) It respected the 80's material. and C) Animated, not that CGI load.

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