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Script Girl attempts to understand Michael Benjamin Bay and the script sales of the week!

First!! by BigJ	Jun 27th, 2009 03:33:55 PM
Yess!!
Man... by BigJ	Jun 27th, 2009 03:34:34 PM
Don't think I've ever typed that fast rofl
Interesting BigJ by landosystem	Jun 27th, 2009 03:36:23 PM
Your insight into the video was illuminating. You really understand the purpose of a talkback.
Bay movies and ScripGirl: things they have in common by S-Mart shopper	Jun 27th, 2009 03:39:14 PM
eye candy both are better when the sound is turned off lowering your IQ feel free to add to the list...
Jugs. by heyscot	Jun 27th, 2009 03:39:53 PM

BigJ or Big1st??? Hmmm... by S-Mart shopper	Jun 27th, 2009 03:41:04 PM

I touched her boobies and I liked them. by Mr Soze	Jun 27th, 2009 03:41:39 PM
I bet she gives good helmet.
NICE TITS!!!!!! by Gus Van Rant	Jun 27th, 2009 03:43:12 PM
Awesome tits....
girls over 21 by animas	Jun 27th, 2009 03:52:56 PM
shouldn't try to act sexy, it doesn't work.
I don't know... by wampa 1	Jun 27th, 2009 04:02:37 PM
...but it sure smells good!
Man I really want to.... by Succotash	Jun 27th, 2009 04:04:52 PM
Jizz all over his scripts.
Oh no by ALB_Ariel	Jun 27th, 2009 04:05:44 PM
She's back.
Scriptgirl can't understand Bey? by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 27th, 2009 04:11:53 PM
This coming from a girl who has her tits out every week when she reads papers?
That really wasn't that bad considering. by GQtaste	Jun 27th, 2009 04:12:01 PM
I must admit I haven't watched one of her clips in a couple of months so maybe she has improved.
still the most interesting part of the Site by j2talk	Jun 27th, 2009 04:14:42 PM
Said aint it? What happen to this place,even the Talkbacks have become less interesting
I like Bays eye - But Transformers 2 Blows by BillyMayesHere	Jun 27th, 2009 04:18:03 PM
... HARD.
animas by thefrood	Jun 27th, 2009 04:26:27 PM
You only find girls under the age of 21 sexy? Man you have a long, sad, sexless life ahead of you.
Anyone who hates Script Girl by Hint_of_Smegma	Jun 27th, 2009 04:26:54 PM
...has issues. I certainly think she'd be better off doing real porn, but if this is as far as she's willing to go for now, I'll take it. Now, where did I put the tissues...?
If she doesn't start leaning over more... by SmokingRobot	Jun 27th, 2009 04:29:22 PM
I swear I'm going to stop watching these things.
Hummunna hummunna hummunna by apollocandy	Jun 27th, 2009 04:41:07 PM
Love Love
Script Girl wanted Michael Bay by scriptgirl_nipples	Jun 27th, 2009 04:46:41 PM
to snort his cocaine off her. But he declined, he hates the smell of Gerbils.
FUCK MICHAEL BAY! by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 27th, 2009 04:49:13 PM
FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
FUCK MICHAEL BAY! by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 27th, 2009 04:49:31 PM
FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
FUCK MICHAEL BAY! by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 27th, 2009 04:50:02 PM
What a shameless ploy, Scriptgirl!
As if this bitch actually knows what a good script is... by scriptgirl_nipples	Jun 27th, 2009 04:50:03 PM

sour grapes you guys by madCanada	Jun 27th, 2009 04:52:53 PM
All these ScriptGirl h8ters, if they actually met her, would go all weak in the knees and speechless and get a big fat chubby. And she'd just laugh at them.
Ebert can suck it by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 27th, 2009 05:01:34 PM
Yeah, he has cancer, but Who the FUCK cares what he thinks about a movie. He's not a fucking movie God anymore. Fuck critics. Most of them are worthless shits.
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animas by Shaner Jedi	Jun 27th, 2009 05:38:23 PM
I see you have a thing for little girls. Girls over 21 are known as Women. One day you may find this out.
is it a script review or a fricken Dairy Show?! by KillaKane	Jun 27th, 2009 05:49:57 PM
Pandering to the desperate factions of one handed Chinese helicopter pilots who can't score with animal or vegetable. Ok, you've got a pair of tits, what next Harry's balls dangling over the AICN banner?!!! (Brrrrrrrrrrr)
Production Value = ZERO by zargotron	Jun 27th, 2009 06:04:58 PM
Sheesh, anyone with a copy of Vegas could at least do a decent opening for her, and when they went to that guy's writing credits and it was just plain white font on black...wow, it was like something out of a junior high school video production project for the first week of class. Her voice is still as annoying as ever...horrible for any type of presenter which is why she is doing this for free.
21% on Rotten Tomatoes... by TheJokesOnUs	Jun 27th, 2009 06:09:51 PM
yikes. For all the talk of Michael Bay's Pringles-can cock (I swear I've read it on one of these talkbacks), the guy can't direct shit. Maybe if he did Transformers III featuring Coked-Up Hack With A Mullettron, he would better be able to relate.
There's nothing to understand about Bay by photoboy	Jun 27th, 2009 06:21:05 PM
There's nothing going on in that head of his except simple atavistic caveman desires of fighting and sex. That's why his films are so one dimensional.
2:56.... Bell's Palsy by Noddy93	Jun 27th, 2009 06:30:10 PM
I'm just sayin.... there's some Bell's Palsy going on here. Still, she's smokin' hot and my insurance covers Neurontin.
Don Simpson & Bay cutting up a dead whore rather inspired. by William_Clay	Jun 27th, 2009 06:33:12 PM
and so, grudgingly, props to you miss.
HARRY STOP POSTING THESE* by gambit88	Jun 27th, 2009 06:46:03 PM
They are horrible, she isn't funny, she talks about old news, and all she is good for is to stare at her boobs.
dont misunderstand by animas	Jun 27th, 2009 06:46:59 PM
I like bitches of all ages, but when they pose and posture trying to appear sexy it is sad and pathetic.
Bay is so-so, but he did bring us Megan Fox by chromedome	Jun 27th, 2009 06:52:37 PM
so points for that....
FOR THE LOVE OF GODOT STOP POSTING THESE by GunterMonkey	Jun 27th, 2009 06:56:21 PM
PLEASE.
And now, another TB episode of "The Delusionals" by chromedome	Jun 27th, 2009 06:57:11 PM
wherein, this week, as in every other episode, anonymous posters presume they have some form of influence over Harry, that Michael Bay cares what they think, etc. etc. Where they think that maybe THIS time, that "I did your mother last night" or "you live in your parents' basement" will finally get recognized as truly great lines, and they will get the credit they crave. ScriptGirl Rules, Talkbackers Drool
Wow, Harry looks constipated in his new animation by GunterMonkey	Jun 27th, 2009 06:58:09 PM
His head really needs to take a dump...
chromedome the only thing that influences people is money. by GunterMonkey	Jun 27th, 2009 07:00:14 PM
Period. Give Harry some cold hard cash, and SG will disappear overnight. I promise you.
Another point: Talkbackers only have "power"... by GunterMonkey	Jun 27th, 2009 07:06:45 PM
...because they generate buzz, which increases attention to the website, which draws studios attention, and thus turns the talkbackers' stupid, meaningless opinions into dollar signs for studio heads. Do you really think any of this crap truly influences anyone? No. But does it eventually turn into money for someone (Harry or studios)? Yes.
SG's offspring will never go hungry. by Dr Gregory House	Jun 27th, 2009 07:19:08 PM
NEVAH!!!
script girl by simondark	Jun 27th, 2009 07:22:41 PM
whore...whichever
It's so sad the wannabes on this site - so sad by Professor_Monster	Jun 27th, 2009 08:19:27 PM
I have never watched one of these script girl pieces - and now I know why. It's everything I knew it would be - vapid and unfunny. Please - write something tiitty chic and find out just how hard it is to put something on paper.
Titty fuck time! by Fa Fa Fooey	Jun 27th, 2009 08:25:41 PM
Where da Windex at?
she IS sexy by frank cotton	Jun 27th, 2009 08:34:35 PM
no need to 'try'
It's a healthy sign that these SG talkbacks are getting... by FlickaPoo	Jun 27th, 2009 08:34:58 PM
...shorter. Some of you must be out touching real titties...or at least finding something else to rage about and obsess over. Positive growth...I think that's enough for today...
the transformation of michael bay! by Kaz_Oshay	Jun 27th, 2009 08:39:01 PM

good stuff by Kaz_Oshay	Jun 27th, 2009 08:39:21 PM

but trans 2, t4 & drag me hell all sucked by Kaz_Oshay	Jun 27th, 2009 08:40:33 PM

Special Thanks To FUCKMICHAELBAY... by DINO_ V	Jun 27th, 2009 08:50:57 PM

...For Posing For The Don Simpson Pic! by DINO_ V	Jun 27th, 2009 08:51:50 PM

Has everyone forgotton you can post beyond the subject line? by TheJokesOnUs	Jun 27th, 2009 08:59:26 PM
Is this just to bump up the posts? So sad.
I just heard Michael Jackson died! by DoctorZoidberg	Jun 27th, 2009 09:00:59 PM

She looks a little slow... by Heckles	Jun 27th, 2009 09:01:52 PM
Then again, it's hard to get past the tits and annoying voice to actually look at her face.
madCanada - yeah, right by Heckles	Jun 27th, 2009 09:04:31 PM
Not sure about the ice suckers up north, but down in So Cal I can't flick a cigarette without it bouncing off the tits of a chick that makes this cross-eyed, washed out weather girl look like Queen Mum.
That bitch by Semen Stains	Jun 27th, 2009 09:05:08 PM
is just too fucking annoying.
Special thanks to DINO_V for continuing to be a hack... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 27th, 2009 09:32:28 PM
...the only pictures taken of me are by your sister.
spade = spade by madCanada	Jun 27th, 2009 09:33:14 PM
Misogyny, anyone?
These ARE Getting Funnier by cymbalta4thedevil	Jun 27th, 2009 10:04:33 PM
To Me Anyway...
OMG! ED MCMAHON DIED?!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 27th, 2009 10:09:32 PM
No talkback for Ed.
I was just watching Sarah Brightman on pbs by animas	Jun 27th, 2009 10:28:25 PM
now that is one sexy old woman and she doesn't have to flop her tits around.
Pretty eyes by kershner	Jun 27th, 2009 10:39:30 PM

Animas, by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 10:44:31 PM
Did you smear goat-meat on your testicles while you did that? Had you rented a krypsona on the Isle of Santorini? Was Zeus chuckling from on high?
My dear Animas, by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 10:45:10 PM

Shinshi shinshi...later. by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 10:45:49 PM

I like a young Olive Borden. by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 10:54:21 PM

Or perhaps Olivia DeHavilland... by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 10:55:17 PM

Of course her sister by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 10:58:21 PM
Joan Fontaine was always pretty hot too...
Now where are my tissues by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 11:03:13 PM

Clearly "Michael Bay is a douche" = FuckMichaelBay is a douche! by John_T_Chance	Jun 27th, 2009 11:03:49 PM
I detect some emotional transference on Scriptgirl's part. This is just her way of telling FMB how she feels. And rightly so.
& witch-hazel-scented body butter? by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 11:03:51 PM

Somebody stole by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 11:05:03 PM

my witch-hazel-scented body butter!!! by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 11:05:25 PM

And that was an entertaining 3 minutes. by John_T_Chance	Jun 27th, 2009 11:06:40 PM
Bitch and moan all you like (and to no avail) to Harry about pulling her off this site. I think the right minded silent majority enjoys the hell out of these shows.
PS - by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 11:10:53 PM
That Bay/Simpson joke was really funny.
John_T_Chance...here for her weekly thrashing... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 27th, 2009 11:11:33 PM
...RIBBONS OF SHAME!
Jugdish: "script cunt?" really? why even bother? by John_T_Chance	Jun 27th, 2009 11:12:49 PM
not nearly cruel enough to merit much notice in these parts and it's sure as hell not funny. that was 3 or 4 minutes wasted. and your never getting them back. all so that you could write "script cunt"
JTC is Scriptgirl's Dad! by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 27th, 2009 11:13:43 PM

thank you Captain Happy. I agree. Would that these brutes by John_T_Chance	Jun 27th, 2009 11:15:38 PM
were civil enough to let go of their animosity and/or erections long enough to give a little credit where it is due
Oh please FMB! I am a humble man BUT... by John_T_Chance	Jun 27th, 2009 11:17:32 PM
I have so clearly bested you in our little intellectual duel. and your playing in front of a hometown crowd.
I HOPE my daughter grows up as witty, charming, and beautiful by John_T_Chance	Jun 27th, 2009 11:19:12 PM
as Script Girl. Truly
JTC: Professional respect is earned not given... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 27th, 2009 11:19:35 PM
...and nothing SG has done is worthy of that. We certainly don't have to pay her some due based on the opinion of an obvious SG plant like you.
JTC: The only thing you bested me at is being a douchebag... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 27th, 2009 11:20:29 PM
...YOU WIN!
JTC: To be fair, you also bested me at being redundant... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 27th, 2009 11:22:07 PM
...YOU WIN AGAIN!
JTC: Also at being a disgrace to all Asians... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 27th, 2009 11:23:06 PM
...Disgruntled Chinaman can verify.
FMB: There's a significant difference between... by John_T_Chance	Jun 27th, 2009 11:26:13 PM
a fan and a plant. I'm sure you wish I was a plant because you can't seem to get it into your melon that a fan would support Script Girl just as strongly as you attack it.
JTC: You're a plant, and the only admiration I give you... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 27th, 2009 11:27:39 PM
...is for your repeated attempts to one-up people unsuccessfully week after week.
I, SIR, am not a plant! by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 11:27:58 PM
Perhaps it is YOUUUUU...YOUUUUU who is the plant!
I am the coolest smartest Asian you will ever meet, FMB. by John_T_Chance	Jun 27th, 2009 11:29:54 PM
I also happen to be a 3rd degree blackbelt so I would kick your ass quite easily while outshining you in math and science!
So true Captain Happy! Script Girl even i.d.'ed FMB by John_T_Chance	Jun 27th, 2009 11:33:25 PM
as a PLANT several months back. Notice how he never mentions that. He thinks we've all forgotten. Poor FMB doesn't realize that every single person in this TB is ASIAN and that we're all smarter than him.
HMM by Gigy	Jun 27th, 2009 11:33:44 PM
LAST WEEK'S SG WASN'T POSTED HERE WAS IT? THE ONE WHERE SHE DRINKS BULL CUM.(IT'S TRUE, NOT TRYING TO BE INSULTING). I AM A SG FAN BUT I HAVE TO CALL FOOL HERE WHEN SHE DISPLAYS THE BRA SHOT WITH MEGATRON THAT DOES NOT APPEAR AT ALL IN THE VIDEO. LAME!
Shhh. Enough said. He's starting to put the pieces together. by John_T_Chance	Jun 27th, 2009 11:35:18 PM
"wait a minute! just what the hell are you chinamen trying to pull?"
*FOUL by Gigy	Jun 27th, 2009 11:36:32 PM

PS, JT Chance... by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 11:36:56 PM
Letting go of one's erection has nothing to do with it. These brrrutes, as you call them, simply do not appreciate a pretty girl who is smart to match - I guess they've never met a woman who was in posession of both good looks & brains. Sorry boys. The end of the rainbow does exist! Just look harder!
Gigy: The bull semen homage to Kingpin was posted by John_T_Chance	Jun 27th, 2009 11:38:57 PM
here last week. That is one I personally dig about her sense of humor. the sheer randomness of it. she just riffs on movies she likes. Her Bladerunner/Monopoly bit was sheer fucking genius.
& Fuck Michael Bay... by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 11:38:59 PM
does seem like a douche.
I'm just sayin'. by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 11:39:17 PM

PS Gigy: The picture of her with Megatron is a still pic by John_T_Chance	Jun 27th, 2009 11:42:28 PM
Custom thumbnail pics are a perk for youtube partners. It's not a video grab.
I like where your head is at Captain. by John_T_Chance	Jun 27th, 2009 11:44:45 PM
you can ride my tail anytime, Maverick!
Ahem, if you look like Script Girl, by Captain Happy	Jun 27th, 2009 11:48:12 PM
I'd like to ride your tail, otherwise, I think I'll sit on this bench for a spell.
Thank Xenu by I_am_the_ultimate_product	Jun 27th, 2009 11:53:20 PM
Talkbackers have something better to hate upon than MJ and Bruno. Thank you scripttits
Sheer fucking genius? by TheJokesOnUs	Jun 27th, 2009 11:55:30 PM
Someone here needs to raise their standards. There's a lot of funny, quirky stuff online. This... this isn't an example. Hoo-boy.
script girl by Gigy	Jun 27th, 2009 11:59:57 PM
let's face it she is atleast an 8 and has good taste in movies with a really good sense of humor (for a female). The script girl is a catch!
The Jokes on Us... by Captain Happy	Jun 28th, 2009 12:01:23 AM
Where should we go?
sonny(takes it in the)pooper by DrMorbius	Jun 28th, 2009 12:01:51 AM
HA HA ad infinitum.....
Captain Happy... by TheJokesOnUs	Jun 28th, 2009 12:05:45 AM
What's your type of humor? I myself enjoy a lot of the Digital Shorts by Andy Samberg found on Hulu, where you can also see Conan O'Brien and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog clips. Also, full episodes of "The Office" and "Arrested Development". Similarly, you can find full episodes of "South Park" at the southparkstudios website. Finally, you have to check out The Onion, which is now a web classic. Let me know how you like my recommendations, and I'll give you some more if you like!
Avatar trailer out in August!!! by Johnno	Jun 28th, 2009 12:06:42 AM
Possibly... Jim's apparently cutting it to emphasize the world of Avatar and not the 3D considering the majority of people won't first see the trailer in 3D anyway and just online at some quicktime site or Youtube... Just taking time out to let y'all know.
Wow... you guys even hate on... by Jaka	Jun 28th, 2009 12:12:43 AM
...an attractive woman having fun. WTF? lol Not a fan of Bay, don't care if he's got an elephant dork, Tranformers 2 is going to make back it's budget in five days. He ain't goin' anywhere.
How come all of her supporters only type the subject out? by TheJokesOnUs	Jun 28th, 2009 12:13:59 AM
Surely they're not padding the hit count? With all this talk of advertisements being pulled from AICN, Harry can't afford to alienate more readers if they indeed don't like this segment. Wasn't their a similar backlash against some young-adult novel last year?
Johnno by DrMorbius	Jun 28th, 2009 12:14:23 AM
Thanks for the heads up. I'm going to Comic-Con in July and (fingers crossed) we'll get to see a trailer, or clips, or ...something!
The Jokes On Us... by Captain Happy	Jun 28th, 2009 12:18:40 AM
I love the digital shorts, Triumph is ridiculously genius, South Park check, Office partial check, Onion hit or miss, Script Girl's report today check. The thing is, I've seen all that before, this is new, this is funny. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Remember, that standard to which we hold others to we ultimately hold ourselves. The more miserable you make others, the more miserable you make yourself.
Captain Happy: Go suck JTC off... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 12:23:53 AM
...you two sound like butt buddies.
JTC: A 3rd degree Black Belt you say... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 12:26:24 AM
...well, I'm magical ninja with special powers and I'll destroy your body, as well as, your eternal soul.
Getting rammed up the keester... by Captain Happy	Jun 28th, 2009 12:33:39 AM
sounds like a preferable alternative to talking to you, Fuck Michael Bay.
TheJokesOnUs by DrMorbius	Jun 28th, 2009 12:35:23 AM
Most of the "haters" that post here do so because it is de rigueur, pack mentality. Then you have FuckMichaelBay, who usually posts just that, plus I think he has a crush on John_T_Chance. Then there's the sad little fuck known as Jugdish (clearly a lover of women?) who probably just doesn't know any better, or that's how he refers to the females in his own family, maybe "cunt" to him is a term of endearment! You do give some good examples of your type of humor (especially TRIUMPH, HE RULES) but as it has been noted here, countless times, people that don't like ScriptGirl need only to go to a different TB, simple as that!
Captain Happy: Have fun then, and fuck off! by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 12:36:45 AM
No one asked your opinion of me anyway. With your mutual slanty eyes, how will you find each other's stereotypically tiny penises?
DrMorbius: I have a crush on your Mom and no one else... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 12:38:01 AM
...just to clarify.
FuckMichaelBay....No, FUCK YOU by DrMorbius	Jun 28th, 2009 12:42:00 AM
you wrote "how will you find each other's stereotypically tiny penises"? Simple, just look in YOUR MOUTH !!!
Dr. Morbius, by Captain Happy	Jun 28th, 2009 12:44:52 AM
Thank you for that post. I'm beginnning to think that Fuck Michael Bay is unstable. Possibly's Michael Bay's runaway id that clandestinely types on his laptop while his master is asleep? Wait, I think that's true.
I'm stable...all of you are just annoying. Like a gnat... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 12:46:36 AM
...or some other insignificant lifeform.
You are all fun to swat at... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 12:47:47 AM
...but none of you seem to ever go away or become relevant. Oh well. Zzzzzzzz.....
CaptainHappy by DrMorbius	Jun 28th, 2009 12:51:26 AM
His real name is "I Felched Michael Bay"!!!
DrMorePenis & Lieutenant Disappointment sitting in a tree... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 12:56:28 AM
...blah blah blah noise.
i was right!!!! by HighlyUnstableConcoction	Jun 28th, 2009 12:57:53 AM
i always knew FMB was a motherfucker
LowlyAnnoyingCocksmoker returns! by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 12:58:32 AM
YAY!
I think FMB needs rehabilitation. by Captain Happy	Jun 28th, 2009 12:59:11 AM

LowlyAnnoyingCocksmoker: Yeah I am a motherfucker... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 12:59:24 AM
....your mother fucker!
I hear there's a Filipino prison by Captain Happy	Jun 28th, 2009 12:59:45 AM
where they make you dance.
I think Lieutenant Disappointment needs a lobotomy... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 01:00:50 AM
...performed by the crack team of JTC and DrMorePenis.
I Felched Michael Bay by DrMorbius	Jun 28th, 2009 01:02:59 AM
...sitting in a tree... Watching Michael Bay give you a Donkey Punch!!!
If DrMorePenis felched Michael Bay in a tree... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 01:04:46 AM
...then how could he give someone else a Donkey Punch?
"none of you seem to ever go away or become relevant" by HighlyUnstableConcoction	Jun 28th, 2009 01:06:26 AM
aaahhhh, the man in the mirror...accept the inevitable my utterly useless (shit)eater friend
I Felched Michael Bay by DrMorbius	Jun 28th, 2009 01:07:01 AM
So limp, like your Dick, can't even come, or come up with your own lines.
DrMorePenis: "come up with your own lines"? by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 01:08:47 AM
"...sitting in a tree... Watching Michael Bay give you a Donkey Punch!!!" I believe I used the "sitting in the tree first"?
I'm beginning to think that FMB by Captain Happy	Jun 28th, 2009 01:09:03 AM
is a mirror. As the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man was to Ray Stanz, Fuck Michael Bay is to us a mirror, representing our base & unchaste impulses. Look down at the reflection, do you see yourself, or Fuck Michael Bay?
Michael Bay Felcher by DrMorbius	Jun 28th, 2009 01:11:12 AM
Uh yeah, I was in the tree,,,,watching Michael Bay give you a Donkey Punch, try to keep up Margaret!
I'm beginning to think Lieutenant Disappointment is an idiot... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 01:11:48 AM
...As the John_T_Chance was to annoying self-centered Asians, Lieutenant Disappointment is to us an idiot, representing our stupidity & lack of synaptic impulses. Look down at the idiot, do you see Lieutenant Disappointment, or Lieutenant Disappointment?
DrMorePenis: Attempt to make fun of me and get me to care... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 01:13:31 AM
...EPIC FAIL! You are almost as lame as Scriptgirl. It's a Photo Finish. Much like the photo I have of me finishing on your sister's taint.
Michael Bay Felcher by DrMorbius	Jun 28th, 2009 01:17:04 AM
Your Sister said that when you diddle her, and shes giving you a reach-around (way to keep it in the family) try not to sweat so much... cause you know, its kinda gross!
Michael Bay Felcher by DrMorbius	Jun 28th, 2009 01:20:48 AM
The ONLY thing you've ever "finished", is your daily tongue bath of Michael Bays NUTSACK!!
DrMorePenis: Umm, just give up dude. You can't hang... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 01:20:58 AM
...and I feel bad for you.
Michael Bay Felcher by DrMorbius	Jun 28th, 2009 01:26:26 AM
OOOOOOH, must give up, can't hang, I would feel sorry for you, except I've seen the DVD of ScriptGirl mounting you with a 12 inch Strap-On, and you were smiling, ergo, no pity!
Dr. Morbius, by Captain Happy	Jun 28th, 2009 01:28:26 AM
I just fell over laughing, MBF could take a couple of comedy lessons from you. His humor is like a Burroughs cut-up at best, & is like a turrets-explosion at worst.
FMB, by Captain Happy	Jun 28th, 2009 01:30:22 AM
Do you put swear words in your Mad-Libs & then post that?!
CaptainHappy by DrMorbius	Jun 28th, 2009 01:32:19 AM
WAAAAy late for me, gotta go, was having so much fun, lost track of time, please feel free to carry on with MBF. Late.
The cleavage angle did increase with... by crankyoldguy	Jun 28th, 2009 01:33:39 AM
Megatron arrival. Thank you Michael Bay, huzzahs the beat-off brigade her.
You took the words right out of my mouth... by Captain Happy	Jun 28th, 2009 01:33:43 AM
It's late - Nite all.
Meh, I would let her shit on my chest... by Davidia	Jun 28th, 2009 01:48:42 AM
...just sayin'.
"Another disappointing week in script sales..." by D.Vader	Jun 28th, 2009 01:56:17 AM
And another disappointing week at AICN for posting this crap.
she looks great today by Turd Furgeson	Jun 28th, 2009 01:57:18 AM
Blue is a good color on you SG... I like.
"Anyone who hates ScriptGirl has issues?" by D.Vader	Jun 28th, 2009 02:05:56 AM
And there goes subjectivity out the window.
And now, another TB episode of "The Delusionals" by D.Vader	Jun 28th, 2009 02:08:57 AM
In which Chromedome and other white knights diss all ScriptGirl haters, kiss ScriptGirl's ass, and pretend as though she's a hot successful commodity and that the majority of AICN readership is just wrong about their negative opinions of her.
Wow. Even the Script Girl Talk Backs suck now! by p0llk4t	Jun 28th, 2009 02:11:47 AM
As horrible and amateur as Script Girl's videos are, and make no mistake her shit makes a high school AV clubs video yearbook look professional and entertaining, at least the TBs were entertaining. They are now officially dead, with the only remaining people being pervs, sycophants and plants. And as for that JTC idiot rambling on about the "silent majority enjoys the hell out of these shows"...that's one of the stupidest things I've ever read at AICN...and that puts it in the running for stupidest thing ever written in the history of mankind. Most people have long since stopped even clicking through to an SG story and TB. I've kept on clicking because the TBs were mildly amusing. It's been kind of fun to see FuckMichaelBay and a few others bitch slap all the regular plants JNR, JTC and Dino, but now the SG TBs are just boring. Good to know this bimbo's self worth is based on helping 30000 basement dwellers add to their personal spank banks. I guess the interweb deviants get tired of goatse and 2 girls in a cup every now and then. Congrats for your successful career as jizz fodder.
I, too, thought the Script Girl talkbacks were legendary... by TheJokesOnUs	Jun 28th, 2009 02:31:24 AM
it looks like I was misinformed. All it is is a bunch of people who think it sucks that post once and get the Hell out, a bunch of horny guys who use the still pic as beat-off inspiration, then go to a porn site to finish off, one guy that seems to really hate her, and several guys that sound like they're under the same ID defending her. Yawn.
I want to B my L on her Ts by palooka_boy	Jun 28th, 2009 02:36:03 AM

I hate how TITS are supposed to = GOOD CONTENT by zargotron	Jun 28th, 2009 04:08:51 AM
It doesn't work that way in this context. In a cheesey slasher movie or teen party flick, yeah it is a good thing because you have really low expectations and are playing to the lowest common denomenator. Here it is really bad pandering to fanboy stereotypes. We're supposed to just drool over her chesticles and forget her annoying voice, totally amatuerish presentation style, lame attempts at humor done again, very amatuerishly, and the "content" is rehashed news about scripts that she gets from reading other news sites and blogs. It is just total fucking shit on a stick and Harry keeps waving it in our face like he found something cool. Like when your dog keeps brining home dead birds for you and you keep trying to tell it that you don't want that shit.
Boo! Nerdrage Fail! by sailingmaster	Jun 28th, 2009 04:10:29 AM
My favorite batch of hate-spewing, nerdraging douchebaggery is just lame this week. Come on guys, make it fun to read or stop crying.
whatever. by fivezero	Jun 28th, 2009 04:16:07 AM
She's not funny and her info is half baked. She's not bad to look at though. I'd be damn good to her body. I mean it. lol
Whatever happened to Yoko's column about music? by Watching_Teri_Hatcher_Take_A_Shi t	Jun 28th, 2009 04:59:08 AM

i fail to see anything offensive by cool_britannia79	Jun 28th, 2009 05:21:34 AM
in scriptgirl making videos of varying quality (some are shit, but this weeks was good I thought) and Harry posting them here for you to watch FOR FREE. Some of you whining fuckers are absolutely pathetic, your nerd rage would be better turned to fight cancer, HIV, or fighting for the rights of those that concern Amnesty International. As for her tits, they're awesome, and why shouldn't she show a bit of cleavage? She's probably proud of her wonderful assets, doesn't mean she wants to lower herself to porn. Just another example of you halfwits seeing a nice pair of puppies and reverting to your lowest common denominator. Pathetic. Oh and TF2 is pretty good though patchy. Enjoy.
Them titties ain't hurtin' no one... by BurnHollywood	Jun 28th, 2009 05:55:47 AM
Y'all just need to calm down, pour yourself a cool one and enjoy the show. Ya mama ain't watching...it's okay to have one on the wrist. Go for it.
Oh Scriptgirl... by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS	Jun 28th, 2009 06:10:26 AM
Everyone hates you but me
Couple of points by Kobaal	Jun 28th, 2009 06:29:16 AM
SG's voice is really, really annoying. Try lowing the pitch and volume. Humour still non-existant. *Transformers 2 trailer music is likely the only thing good about the movie.
Shaved by Ruthless Berserk	Jun 28th, 2009 09:11:26 AM
SG shaved....I can see it...
Fan service=Patronizing bullshit. by Stalkeye	Jun 28th, 2009 09:21:39 AM
Proof that any chick that flashes her boobs/clevage lacks journalism etiqutte.Meaning, the bitch can't be taken seriously unless she's starring in a porn flick.I think it's insulting to get one's attention that way as opposed to giving us credible news.You want to impress me SC, try giving more credible scoops instead of auditioning for the naked news.
JTC, you can't quote numbers accurately and you call yourself a by Disgruntled_Chinaman	Jun 28th, 2009 09:37:41 AM
I beg to differ. That's like a frat boy who can't drink or a redneck that can't fix a truck. Forshame!!!!
ASIAN CAN'T DO MATH!!!! JTC!! RIGHT THERE!!!! by Disgruntled_Chinaman	Jun 28th, 2009 09:45:33 AM
BAD ASIAN MAN! He's probably really tall, too.
Yeah, what happened to that music column by rbatty024	Jun 28th, 2009 09:55:53 AM
I thought that was new and interesting, and it managed to bring some more female writers on the site. By the way, if you hate the weekly script girl video, then I would suggest avoiding posting things in the talkback or hitting on the link. You're only making it look more popular than it really is. This is the first time I've watched script girl in months and it hasn't change a bit. There are still half formed jokes and terribly unfunny cut scenes.
RIP AICN by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL	Jun 28th, 2009 10:01:43 AM
Ah, the weekly obituary column to AintItCool where we all remember the days before Gone, before Scriptgirl, before DGDB and before Harry sold his soul to Amazon.
A deft skewering of the Bay Beast. by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 28th, 2009 10:15:41 AM
What a lovely way to start my Sunday. I worked for Don Simpson. The man was cruel, hedonistic pig and deserves all the posthumous shit we can heap upon him.
Stop worrying and learn to love the ScriptGirl kiddies... by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 28th, 2009 10:17:30 AM
regret for the online past is a waste of spirit. besides this site is the better for her.
Good Lord her tits look huge in that pic. by skinjob	Jun 28th, 2009 10:20:26 AM
just sayin'.
The ONLY reason why I click on this article.. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 28th, 2009 10:21:52 AM
is because the screenshot of whatever her name is always shows her leaning over. The youtube screenshot comes from the middle point in the video, so does she choose that moment to lean over, or is the whole video like that? I never actually watch the damn thing so I have no idea.
And now having actually watched... by skinjob	Jun 28th, 2009 10:26:57 AM
Pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty good. Speaking of which when does CYE start?
Uh...it's 3 minutes long Cotton McKnight. by skinjob	Jun 28th, 2009 10:28:51 AM
You can't be that busy on sunday. just watch the damn thing.
JNR is name-dropping again! by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 10:34:15 AM
Selling cocaine to Don Simpson at the back of the Burger King on LaBrea is not a working relationship.
Oh look it's FuckMikeBay...the yapping terrier of AICN by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 28th, 2009 10:40:42 AM
I have managed to avoid the nuisance that is you FMB by coming on here early. Looks like my luck has run out.
To DrMorePenis, Lt. Disappointment, and LowlyAnnoyingPolesmoker. by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 10:43:14 AM
Lt. - If you're going to lambaste my comedy stylings, could you at least spell the disease you think I have correctly. It's "tourettes" not "turrets" dillhole. A turret is the highest point on a castle wall, so therefore you complemented me. THANKS! DrMorePenis - You are incredibly lame and your comedy stylings and intellect should be reserved for people who get it...like Lt. Disappointment and other witless morons. At least you can entertain yourself. LowlyAnnoyingPoles moker - Thank you for continuing to be the guy who shows up late to the weekly bukkake party at DrMorePenis's Mom's house and expects to jerk off after she's already taken 40 loads and just got a towel.
I worked for Eskimo Don for four miserable months by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 28th, 2009 10:44:30 AM
During prep for Days of Dunder. He once called me at home in LA from the Maui Hyatt at 3 in the morning and wanted me to call room service for him. Hope you're enjoying Hell, Don!
JNR: You can avoid me altogether by disappearing from AICN... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 10:45:26 AM
...like every member of this talkback short of JTC, chromedome and DINO_V suggested you do long ago. You're pathetic and no one but me even acknowledges you anymore. :( So sad for you.
One time, Steven Spielberg gave me his banana bread recipe... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 10:49:59 AM
...when I was over there doing rewrites on SAVING PRIVATE RYAN with Robert Towne and the entire USC marching band. Tom Hanks made the most amazing seafood fajitas! I left there after about 6 hours, a little too tipsy, and then I bumped into Jesus trying to get a coffee at Starbucks. He told me that I was awesome and that I will be awesome for life as long as I tell people all about the celebrities I hang with every chance I get. JOY!
just like carson & letterman by madCanada	Jun 28th, 2009 10:52:13 AM
ScriptGirl's painfully unfunny "comedy" is part of her charm, and it works for me.
One time, Marty Scorsese sold me an antique lamp... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 10:54:39 AM
...when I was strolling on the set of THE AGE OF INNOCENCE trying to bang Michele Pfeiffer five minutes after I dropped a huge load on Winona Ryder's forehead while Daniel Day-Lewis watched. Afterwards, me and Winona went shoplifting together at Barney's, where we bumped into Chita Rivera who told me that me and Winona made the cutest couple. I ran to the jewelry counter to get a ring, when I bumped into Sean Connery trying on kilts. What a wacky Tuesday?!
I'm just sharing true stories from my life FMB. by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 28th, 2009 10:59:32 AM
Maybe you feel the need to shit all over them because you have none of your own. Kinda sad really. Maybe it's not too late for you to do something important!
Nah. It is too late FMB. Truth is you'll never amount to much by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 28th, 2009 11:02:41 AM
Just didn't want to blow smoke up your ass. I'll leave that to the ladyboys you pick up on SM Blvd. Boy those poor heshe buggers really earn their pay don't they?
JNR: Your stories are bullshit until you reveal your identity.. by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 11:15:10 AM
...no one claims to be anything of importance but you and you refuse to prove it. Until you do, everyone will see you for what you are: a lame nobody, desperately trying to make people on AICN believe you're important. EPIC FAIL!
Then for you, FMB, my stories are perhaps a test of faith. by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 28th, 2009 11:20:38 AM
Or whatever. Don't really give a shit. That is one of the benefits of being an important man...not having to pretend I care about the little folks. I hire Latinos to do that work for me.
JNR: You're stories are a test of my 'bullshit alarm'... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 11:28:32 AM
...and thanks to you, it's been finely tuned for over a year now. And as far as you "not giving a shit" is concerned...the fact is you do care. What other pleasure would you get from spending the last year or so name-dropping anonymously to a bunch of internet surfers you've never met in an attempt to make them feel lower than you, other than to feel important?
Forgot to put 'you're' in quotes...SORRY! by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 11:29:36 AM

RIP BILLY MAYS by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 11:30:23 AM

Billy Mays died from a seemingly innocuous head trauma... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 11:44:05 AM
...suffered last night after a tire blew as his plane was landing in Tampa. He was quoted as saying that he "hit his head hard, but has a hard head." Likely cause of death will be a subdural hematoma from not getting treatment and blowing off the head pain as just a headache. What a shame.
Typical FMB. Goes out and kills a minor celebrity by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 28th, 2009 11:56:39 AM
to draw attention away from the thrashing I'm giving him. Unconscionable!
I SAY THIS IN EVERY SG THREAD. by Warcraft	Jun 28th, 2009 11:58:28 AM
I LOVE SCRIPT GIRL SO MUCH SHE'S AWESOME. KEEP POSTING HER HARRY, FUCK THE OBVIOUSLY GAY HATERS!!!
Billy Mays -- just like Natasha Richardson by paulloch	Jun 28th, 2009 11:59:17 AM
The brain is incredibly fragile. Wow, it's been one weird week. Billy, though not a STAR, has been part of our lives for twenty years, first on HSN, and forever in informercials. He's literally been on TV everyday for the last ten years.
Wow. What's scriptchicks beef with Bay and Simpson? by buddytongue	Jun 28th, 2009 11:59:19 AM
Perhaps some fingercuffs action gone horribly wrong?
:( JNR! Guess he's one celebrity you won't fake-hang out with... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 12:00:40 PM
...anytime soon. And now...we're back on point, asshole!
Billy Mays died? Really? by buddytongue	Jun 28th, 2009 12:00:52 PM
I was just starting to enjoy the big ox on Pitchmen.
JNR: Take the t-h-i-n-g away from thrashing... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 12:03:08 PM
...and that's what you give me. And it's because you don't wash your hands at Burger King like you're supposed to. It's fucking unsanitary!
On Yahoo it just says he was found dead in his home. by buddytongue	Jun 28th, 2009 12:04:04 PM
nothing about plane. was it a delayed reaction?
A YOUTUBE STAR IS DEAD! by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL	Jun 28th, 2009 12:08:27 PM
RIP Scri - erm, Billy Mays!
FMB is secretly Megan Fox by cymbalta4thedevil	Jun 28th, 2009 12:13:39 PM
Because that's what she had to do to have a career in Hollywood: Fuck Michael Bay.
cymbalta4thedevil is here all week, people... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 12:21:15 PM
...don't forget to tip your waiter, JackNanceRevenge.
How can you be sitting here readng Script Tits? by conspiracy	Jun 28th, 2009 12:21:46 PM
When Billy Mays has died?!?! The man was a GENIUS. My god...I still remember the first time I heard the line.."its made with the air we breathe" on the OxyClean ads, pure poetry. As I've said...Billy Mays made the world feel good about White Middle aged infomercial hosts...he was this generations Ron Popeil. One in a Million...Gods Speed Billy.
RIP BILLY by buddytongue	Jun 28th, 2009 12:30:12 PM
He actually seemed a decent guy...for someone who hawked useless crap all his life. I actually bought that fix it stick for car paint. Total shit.
FMB:The only salient point you will ever have... by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 28th, 2009 12:32:45 PM
is the one on top of your head. You will kneel before me someday. On that day I shall not be merciful.
Billy Mays? Yep. I actually knew him. by JackNanceRevenge	Jun 28th, 2009 12:34:57 PM
Met him at the upfronts at the Waldorf 2 years ago. Not a pleasant man. But I won't speak ill of the dead.
JackNance, you're trash by D.Vader	Jun 28th, 2009 12:41:03 PM

Please... by HulkSmashNow	Jun 28th, 2009 12:51:15 PM
More tits, less opinion, please.
JNR: Dont you mean you SERVED him a Waldorf...Salad 2 years ago by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 12:55:11 PM
...at the upfronts luncheon. If he wasn't pleasant, it was because you aren't supposed to pitch ideas to guests. Guess you'll need to hawk your Magical Anal Beads somewhere else.
JNR: The only instance I'd kneel before you... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 01:02:03 PM
...was if somehow, on the lead-fry technician's salary at Burger King, you were able to hire a Private Investigator to track me down for the purposes of cutting my legs out from under me, therefore rendering me short enough to "kneel before you". On that day, you shall not be rational.
JNR: Billy Mays was a sweet, kind and talented man... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 01:03:57 PM
...I ACTUALLY worked with him a few years back and he was a consummate professional.
Please show your ass using thong!!( . )( . ) by lobo-tor	Jun 28th, 2009 01:07:23 PM
Please show your ass using thong!! Please do it sweety!!!WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ILOVE YOU SCRIPT GIRL, I LEFT YOU AS ALWAYS SAYING ONE THING:I LOVE YOU AND REMEMBER YOU CAN SELL IT IF YOU DON'T wRITE IT!!!!! :D XDXD :) I LOVE YOUR BOOBIES ( . )( . )
"OH, Megatron..." by GunterMonkey	Jun 28th, 2009 01:07:53 PM
He should have killed her when he had the chance...
ScriptGirl has the perfect tits by lobo-tor	Jun 28th, 2009 01:09:37 PM
excellent size, excellent weight excellent smoothess, excellent consistency( . )( . ) Iam would be very very happy if you honey (beautiful scriptgirl) let me suck and lick all time your beautiful and delicious boobies.Your are the best Sweety I am in love with you.
What are you going to do, mash a Whopper on him? by Disgruntled_Chinaman	Jun 28th, 2009 01:10:56 PM
Watch out for the fries, FMB!!!
INCOMING FRENCH FRY ALERT!!!!!!!!!! by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 01:17:31 PM
Everybody duck! JNR has spuds and she's not afraid to hurl them at you while screaming, "I CO-WROTE CHINATOWN WITH ROBERT TOWNE!"
A 3:00 at Warner's....to SUCK DICK? by REVENGE_of_FETT	Jun 28th, 2009 01:21:13 PM
I mean seriously. She believes she's some kind of big deal by doing 3rd grade humor rehashings of last weeks news? God she is such a talentless fucking WHORE! And please Script Girl, get the nerves in your face fixed because I'm sick of your lopsided smirk.
I enjoyed that vid by baaba_pappa	Jun 28th, 2009 01:34:19 PM
especially the michael bay stuff
Billy mays is Fucking Dead by Mr.LordBronco	Jun 28th, 2009 01:43:16 PM
Wow-It's like celebrity Armageddon these days--Maybe They'll n ow have free Oramge Glo dispenser in Heaven now
Who will tell me about fabulous products now?!?!? by br1947	Jun 28th, 2009 01:45:22 PM
I'm far more upset about this than Micheal Jackson. Why couldn't it be Micheal Bay, WHY NOT BAY?!??!?
The reaper is on a celebrity death spree by alienindisguise	Jun 28th, 2009 01:54:54 PM
WTF!?
When Will Ferrell stopped being funny... by Fa Fa Fooey	Jun 28th, 2009 01:55:22 PM
I've pinned it down to the exact moment: It was that wreck of a movie BEWITCHED. I remember being in the audience when the trailer for it was showing and how NO ONE laughed at any of his forced comedy scenes. It was total silence. Even in most bad trailers, a few audience members will offer a charitable laugh. But not this time. It was as if the audience was collectively telling Farrell that they'd had enough of his routine, that his comedy had not evolved. So now you know.
Oh to be on the set by juwamba	Jun 28th, 2009 01:59:56 PM
Sopping wet in puddles of pussy juice!
You all are gays here not wothy to lick my butwhole by lobo-tor	Jun 28th, 2009 02:02:38 PM
or of watchng bueatiful ScriptGirl
No mor saying shit abot my love or i will fuck up thos what try by lobo-tor	Jun 28th, 2009 02:05:50 PM

YOU ARWE WRONG SO SHUT YOUR FUKING MOUTH NOW OR I WILL FINK by lobo-tor	Jun 28th, 2009 02:07:45 PM

May we lick your butt half, lobo-tor? by William_Clay	Jun 28th, 2009 02:10:44 PM
my god man, we all gays here are certainly worthy of that, no?
ScriptGirl killed Billy Mays! by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 28th, 2009 02:19:22 PM
With bullshit.
USA-Brazil by DocPazuzu	Jun 28th, 2009 02:26:30 PM
2-0 at half time!!! Whoooooooooooo!!!!!
Billy Mays is dead. by Retrograde	Jun 28th, 2009 02:26:49 PM
And he was on Conan just 5 days ago, looking fine. This is just eerie, all these celebrities dropping like flies. Hopefully Paris Hilton is next.
A Don Simpson-Michael Bay dead-whore joke... by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 28th, 2009 02:29:58 PM
...is soooooo 1995 and everyone's made it before.
lobo-tor! by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL	Jun 28th, 2009 02:50:03 PM
Dude, are you okay? Your obsession with Scriptgirl is kinda worrying....
Wow by ParagonComplex	Jun 28th, 2009 02:50:06 PM
This is the first time I've been bothered to watch this ScriptGirl thing. Damn, she really is gorgeous. No wonder you people watch this stuff. Plus her info is interesting.
JackNanceRevenge VS FuckMichaelBay by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL	Jun 28th, 2009 02:53:33 PM
Their priceless exchanges are one of the few reasons for a Scriptgirl TB to exist. Keep going, boys!
Harry why don't you just start a porn section? by Toilet_Terror	Jun 28th, 2009 02:57:26 PM
Subsidize AICN with real porn and then you can pay for better writers (goodbye Merrick & Herc). I'm serious. This is more depressing.
I enjoyed it. by Sal_Bando	Jun 28th, 2009 03:37:17 PM
200M in five days. HAHA fuck you haters.
Complete waste of my time by johnnykool	Jun 28th, 2009 03:43:45 PM
If I want to see sluts I'll look at a porn site. If I want to see a review I'll check a review site. I don't like the two being mixed.
i would like some decent scriptgirl pics to whack off to please by Mysterious_Volvo	Jun 28th, 2009 03:50:52 PM
had a look on her myspace but nothing great. and i thought there were some pics that had been taken down because im sure i remember having a wank to some better pics.... anyway... even a maxim shoot would be nice.
goddamnit, Brazil! by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 28th, 2009 04:02:19 PM

SCRIPTGIRL YOU FUCKING SUCK, HARRY YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jun 28th, 2009 04:09:51 PM
A DISGRACE TO BILLY MAYS. THATS HOW YOU PROMOTE!! NOT AT ALL LIKE THAT SCRIPT BITCH
Aaaaahhh, I just took THE biggest dump! by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS	Jun 28th, 2009 04:25:33 PM
Wait, this isn't my twitter page...
You know whats hot on script girl? by ominus	Jun 28th, 2009 04:28:44 PM
not her boobs,but her glasses. this and her nice face,gives her an aura of intellect and the sensation of 'the girl next door'. they make her more accesible to us the male readers,more natural and less plastic,more pretty and less fake. just my humble opinion.
Brazil celebrated that like they'd just won the World Cup by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS	Jun 28th, 2009 04:31:28 PM
You're BRAZIL. It's the Confederations Cup. Calm the fuck down you bunch of Jesus freaks.
$201.2 million second only to Dark Knight by Anal Inflictor	Jun 28th, 2009 04:38:10 PM
Where is your God now?????
Fuck Brazil! by DINO_ V	Jun 28th, 2009 05:13:19 PM

seriously. just you wait, Brazil... in 2012, your by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 28th, 2009 05:16:15 PM
Cristo Redentor statue is going to crumble. Roland Emmerich verifies this.
Fuck you Harry by The1stAmendment	Jun 28th, 2009 05:38:20 PM
I haven't posted in the script girl talk backs in months. I barely visit your site anymore. People get vile and angry at how she is appealing to the lowest common denominator. Go read your fucking Transformers 2 review. Replace every reference to Micheal Bay with your name. You're no better. Are you proud? You're a hypocrite. That this shit is still on your site blew my mind. Fuck you Harry. Fuck you
GOD DAMN... SCRIPT GIRL IS ANNOYING.... by ass clown	Jun 28th, 2009 06:08:51 PM
SHE'S A WANNA BE NEWS ANCHOR WITHOUT THE CHARISMA OR LOOKS. SHE'S TOO OLD AND DESPERATE TO LOOK HOT BY WEARING LOW CUT SHIRTS. FUCK SCRIPT GIRL AND HER DREAM OF BEING A FAMOUS SLUT.
just wanna say ... by madCanada	Jun 28th, 2009 06:28:07 PM
God bless AICN and all its readers. You are a lively bunch. But seriously, collectively, y'all have got some great big huge sexual ISSUUES ... and ScriptGirl ia just a lightning rod. Just sayin'.
201 Million dollars in 5 days. by Lashlarue	Jun 28th, 2009 07:07:18 PM
Transformers 2 is a mega hit! Why God? WHY?!!!!!!!!!
The day the movies died. by Lashlarue	Jun 28th, 2009 07:10:45 PM
Mark my words, in 3 years they'll be a Go Bots movie with two racist Go Bots making up most of the movie. Awwwwwwwww... Yeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!
347 mil worldwide already by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 28th, 2009 08:04:40 PM
GEE, all those people that said they hated Bey sure did seem to go see it.
not all of us, lockesbrokenleg... by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 28th, 2009 08:20:17 PM
my ten bucks is still in my pocket... and it shall stay there 'til wednesday (don't let me down, Depp).
I don't get it by BendersShinyAss	Jun 28th, 2009 08:50:10 PM
Michael Bay is a douche for making some of the best films ever - including transformers ... people say he's offensive for giving a Green transformer a gold tooth.... yet here have scriptitsgirl saying he got his first gig by helping the producer carve up some crack whore. priorities people. here's a personal task for each and everyone one of you, think back to transformers when you were a kid, now think ahead to the 2 transformers films we have. in short, show some goddamn respect!! go watch Terminator limpdick Salvation
I LOVE TITTIES! by Dr_PepperSpray	Jun 28th, 2009 09:35:58 PM
titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, titties, No really, I get it. Billy Mays died today.
Script Girl's Vaj by Robert_Downey_in_blackface	Jun 28th, 2009 11:01:05 PM
Yeah this one wasn't too bad or annoying, kind of liked it... If script girl went too far then it would be the Naked News and we might get bored. She could be a little more daring though...
lockesbrokenleg...those numbers give you comfort? by conspiracy	Jun 29th, 2009 12:09:41 AM
Really? The fact that the modern human being is so easily entertained, so unthinking and uncritical to lap up what even you must admit is a sub par movie from a guy who built a career on subpar movies, makes you happy? Fucks sake man...does it give you pause that people today actually will pay to be insulted? That they would rather see this than spend a day reading a book or going to an art museum or seeing a movie that has an ounce of soul and story? These numbers just make me sad...proof the world is doomed. If people actually think this kind of shit is good no wonder the world is run by despots as it is populated by retards.
Dino V, film your cock some more... and talk in a high voice by Disgruntled_Chinaman	Jun 29th, 2009 12:10:45 AM
saying "AH'M SCRIPT-GIRL AND ONLY DINO V'S COCK AND LENS CAN MAKE ME CUM!!!!" Fucking douche nozzle.
JNR won't identify himself... by ErnestBorgNine	Jun 29th, 2009 12:35:03 AM
because of all the gay stuff he's said about Michael Bay in the past. And ScriptGirl's talking shit about the most financially successful filmmaker of the year? Yeah, great career move. Hope you like making these videos.
The prob is that I dont get her purpose......... by GibsonUSA Returns	Jun 29th, 2009 02:54:54 AM
Why is she here? Why does that youtube channel exist? It would be nice if she put a mission statement or something on her page. Cause I dont get why she is doing this. Is it a hobby? Is she trying out computer special effects? Is she trying to become some famous entertainment anchor...hoping E! Channel picks her up or something? Like, what is this about? I dont know and thats what I dont get...thats all.
Why does ANY youtube channel exist? by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS	Jun 29th, 2009 06:15:05 AM
Who cares?
This was supposed to funny? by Logan_1973	Jun 29th, 2009 09:34:05 AM
Amateur shit. I'll take Skidz and Mudflap anyday.
Guide to Script Girl Viewing by Ledergrant	Jun 29th, 2009 09:52:36 AM
Here is a very brief guide to watching Script Girl: Step 1: Ogle the titty shot still. Step 2: Watch the video and check out the rack of the day. Step 3: Watch long enough (staring mesmerized at the Mams) for the video to completely load. Step 4: Scan through the video to see if maybe she inserts a bikini shot of her, or may actually not tease us and flash a bit more breastage. Step 5: Close out of it and grumble about how pointless her films are...then wonder briefly who she knows to get a film feature like this....then remember....oh yes....TITTIES. Step 6: Go back to being a real person.
Step 7: by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS	Jun 29th, 2009 10:35:21 AM

visit a porn site and just have a wank. by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS	Jun 29th, 2009 10:36:05 AM
Works for me.
Guide to Scriptgirl Viewing pt 2 by FuckMichaelBay	Jun 29th, 2009 10:51:36 AM
Step 8: Skip Steps 1-5 and repeat step 7.
Step 9: Do it all again next week by Big Jim	Jun 29th, 2009 10:57:49 AM
The cycle must be broken!
BIKINI, Just do it Scriptgirl by the Green Gargantua	Jun 29th, 2009 11:05:47 AM
You know why we watch you.
I vote for BIKINI too by ominus	Jun 29th, 2009 12:45:57 PM
just do it scriptgirl,please.
BITCH by AtApX	Jun 29th, 2009 01:56:58 PM
you keep them glasses straight on
Seriously we love your boobs BIKINI NOW by the Green Gargantua	Jun 29th, 2009 02:56:06 PM
the result will be loyal viewers from here on, take it to the pool mama.
Wow, was that bad. by TedKordLives	Jun 29th, 2009 02:58:20 PM
I just watched a few of these (had to visit a different work computer) and they are really amateur. Lady, is this really how you intend to 'break in' or out or whatever? Pretty weak.
This is weak fuckin' sauce. by Brians Life	Jun 29th, 2009 06:19:39 PM
Can't stand this bitch's shit and the trolls that follow her around smellin' it. Shameful.
Just saw last week's report by DennisMM	Jun 29th, 2009 07:30:27 PM
We're supposed to have ANY respect for the woman when her comedy sketch depicts her drinking from a large bucket of bull semen?
My girlfriend has bigger tits by Pig_Ignorant	Jun 30th, 2009 07:07:49 AM
LAST!!!!!!
My wife has bigger tits by Blade_Runner	Jun 30th, 2009 10:59:33 AM
SG's little video ego boost are stupid, granted. But why complain man! I love to look at tits! MUTE her little video and just watch the titties! NEVER STOP POSTING HER! Well, stop when she's saggy and wrinkled, but until then, post away!
Watch Porn Forget Stupid Twat by zargotron	Jun 30th, 2009 04:28:18 PM
That is all.

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