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The Producers Of TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN And G.I. JOE Sends Paramount To HELLIFIED!!

destined to suck then by filmcoyote	Jun 26th, 2009 08:16:03 AM
that is all
Hey, it's not a remake or reboot. by Nice Marmot	Jun 26th, 2009 08:18:30 AM
That's saying something I guess.
Hmmm by JohnnyNekro	Jun 26th, 2009 08:18:54 AM
Could be interesting, but will almost certainly blow
I can't recall a journey to hell movie that was by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jun 26th, 2009 08:21:32 AM
descent. We see glimpses of hell in Spawn and Constantine, but do we really want to see those glimpses for 2 hours? But as Nice Marmot said at least it's not a remake. I much prefer the movies where hell is trying to conquer this plane. The Omen comes to mind. There's also the underrated Kirk Douglas film Holocaust 2000
As long as the Bad Guy from Die Hard 2 is by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 26th, 2009 08:23:18 AM
playing the grim reaper, this'll be o.k.
This Isn't a Michael Jackson Joke, Right? by kevinwillis.net	Jun 26th, 2009 08:25:06 AM
I just can't be sure.
Damn, can't remember his name by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jun 26th, 2009 08:25:29 AM
He was also in Shawshank, and in Star Trek DS9 as the head of Section 13 or was it 31, whatever the number was. I don't want to use IMDB as a crutch. It will come to me. I want to say William something.
William Sadlet by DellsDontBounce	Jun 26th, 2009 08:27:21 AM
Good actor.
Meant Sadler by DellsDontBounce	Jun 26th, 2009 08:27:38 AM

That's it, and its funny how by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jun 26th, 2009 08:29:09 AM
He goes from sidekick goofball in Shawshank to cold as ice in Die Hard 2 and DS9. Along with Viggo, Lionel Luthor, and Jamie Sheridan, he'd make a great Satan.
I don't know... by wampa 1	Jun 26th, 2009 08:47:45 AM
...but it sure smells good!
ah HELL naw! by The Amazing G	Jun 26th, 2009 08:51:26 AM
gettit?
From the assholes who gave us by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester	Jun 26th, 2009 09:03:37 AM
Shit and More Shit comes an Extra Helping of Even More Steaming Shit! This is very, very cool news indeed!
redfist..... by Jarek	Jun 26th, 2009 09:07:21 AM
"Down, Satan!" is already in development. Last I heard IGN Films had the rights are were producing the feature.... a lot of the Books of Blood have been optioned and are being made in the next 10 years.
That is my new catch phrase..."hellified" by terry1978	Jun 26th, 2009 09:08:35 AM
Honestly, I am gonna start using that.
Lorenzo di Bonaventura by MorganLeafy	Jun 26th, 2009 09:11:06 AM
should be perfect for this. Hell = Transformers 2
After Don Murphy had Paramount pull the TRANSFORMERS ads... by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jun 26th, 2009 10:27:35 AM
...from AICN, why would you give those assholes another news story? Come on, fight the power!
Betcha it's better than Drag Me To Hell by Autodidact	Jun 26th, 2009 11:33:05 AM
Which sucked the cheese off my balls after I haven't taken a shower for four days.
RIP Will Smith by Sithdan	Jun 26th, 2009 11:41:41 AM
What a week.
RIP Will Smith by Sithdan	Jun 26th, 2009 11:41:43 AM
What a week.
Oh, this may be very interesting for me indeed. by Snake Foreskin	Jun 26th, 2009 12:09:53 PM
I hope this isn't a rip-off of my screenplay.
I would argue that they've already sent us to hell and back by smackfu	Jun 26th, 2009 12:38:13 PM
I saw Sam Neill walking out of the Transformers 2 premiere sporting empty eye sockets. True story.
At least it's original by GulDucati	Jun 26th, 2009 01:12:36 PM
unlike everything else that is an adaptation, reimagining, remake, or sequel.
Didn't that movie bomb already this summer? by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 26th, 2009 02:29:58 PM
Lol, Sam Raimi. Went from blockbusters back to shitty movies in a few years.
I will only watch this if it has Michael Bay getting fucked in t by Mr_Incredible	Jun 26th, 2009 02:30:52 PM
by those two retarded twin robots. I'm sure it'll be more entertaining than Transformers 2.
^the ass by Mr_Incredible	Jun 26th, 2009 02:31:59 PM
And Drag Me to Hell was a lot of fun. It sure deserved to better at the Box Office.
I know something about it.... by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 26th, 2009 02:38:54 PM
It's going to suck. Oh, I'm sorry, is it wrong to pass judgment based solely on the fact that this will be brought to us by the people who have provided Transformers 2 AND that G.I. Joe turd, along with a sew of the ever popular remakes? Fuck...and this site lends them creedence by reporting on this shit. Ugh...
Also known as "DRAG ME FROM HELL" by MrMysteryGuest	Jun 26th, 2009 04:01:59 PM

"Hellified" should be HellaGood! by MrMysteryGuest	Jun 26th, 2009 04:02:49 PM

HELLA SHITTY!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 26th, 2009 06:31:29 PM

Grammaton Cleric Binks by SpaceHerpie	Jun 26th, 2009 06:36:23 PM
100% with you on that one. What Dreams May Come and Bill and Ted's are the best two I can think of. I have been waiting for years for a true adaption of the Divine Comedy. Probably never going to happen.
i've got a full-on robot chubby! by frank cotton	Jun 26th, 2009 09:28:35 PM

SpaceHerpie, even with Bill and Ted it wasn't by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jun 27th, 2009 07:58:29 AM
the whole movie. I've only seen parts of What Dreams May Come. I think I saw the first hour, so we don't even get to hell at that point. I'm not saying two hours of hell can't work, I'm just saying as of yet it hasn't been done, and my feeble imagination can't come up with a way to make it work. Maybe someone else can. Hellraiser II was another good one, but again, two hours of that? I don't think so.
WTF? No Silverhawks live action? by Falafalguy	Jun 27th, 2009 12:59:09 PM
Fuck you Lorenzo.
Got to read Hellified by DudefromLA	Jun 27th, 2009 08:12:24 PM
It ain't no comedy, folks. It's hardcore adrenalin... not one grimace in the thing. I think it's gonna rock when it gets made.
Uh, Dude from LA, I need to know... by Snake Foreskin	Jun 27th, 2009 08:41:55 PM
what the screenplay is about. I worked for Paramount and wrote a screenplay while I was there that is starting to sound like it got ripped off. Can you help me out?
they let theses people to make movies? by olguinland	Jun 28th, 2009 04:33:48 PM
yeah, i dont what hellified is nor do i care but if the people behind the shitting of my childhood heroes are behind it, it wont be good. First of all, Transformers 2 sucked balls. Devastator sized balls to be exact. The twins?! What about sideswipe, Ironhide even Arcee, and they give these lousy characters major screentime? I can go on and on how bad and how shitty this movie was but that would be like the extra hour they tacked on this "film". totally not needed. 2nd,WTF! GI Joe...judging from the poster, its Kabal from MK3, one of the Mercs from Army of two, Charlies Bad Angel i guess and one of the ninjas from that Chuck Norris flick, Sidekicks. And Marlon Wayons? Couldnt they get Damon or Keenen, even Shawn? Hell, a Baldwin Brother would do it, theres like ten of those too. 3rd, Red Dawn Remake!?! Jesus, how else can they destroy the 80's? little long for talkback, but had a lot to say.

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