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Michael Jackson... The King of Pop, Captain EO, Scarecrow... is dead

hate to say it by screamster101	Jun 25th, 2009 05:12:32 PM
first?
He made Thriller, man by Guitar Heroine	Jun 25th, 2009 05:13:03 PM
....Thriller.
bye bye mikey by Jubba	Jun 25th, 2009 05:13:15 PM
thriller was awesome
Oh man, this is going to get UGLY. by FlickaPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 05:14:00 PM

Captain EO!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 05:14:02 PM
Michael Jackson is fantastic. I went to one of his concerts. He was brilliant. What a top notch performer.
First!! by BigJ	Jun 25th, 2009 05:14:21 PM
yeah!!
Stuntcock Mike's brilliant joke by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 05:14:30 PM
Paramedics at the scene report he never got his color back.
Today is a strange day... by screamster101	Jun 25th, 2009 05:14:57 PM
It just felt strange... Now with 2 icons passing like this... Weird.
Damn! by BigJ	Jun 25th, 2009 05:15:03 PM
Do you people sit here all day and click 'refresh' until a new story pops up to say 'first' or what?
Hamon! Hamon! Ham on Whole Wheat, All Right . . . by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 05:15:20 PM
When I think of Michael Jackson, I think of Weird Al. Always. Thankfully, Weird Al is still in robust health. In fact, he seems perpetually youthful. Very strange. Very mysterious.
What an amazing pedophile. by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 05:15:37 PM
He'll be mourned. Beyond all human comprehension. He'll be mourned.
Fuckin ADD Post. by Dr. Samuel Loomis	Jun 25th, 2009 05:15:41 PM
I can't follow it, someone get me a Vicodon.
Really? by grandlarseny	Jun 25th, 2009 05:16:07 PM
Thriller was certainly awesome. Best music video ever.
When does casting for the biopic start? by bbbbeeeennnn	Jun 25th, 2009 05:16:28 PM
Its inevitable.
First by screamster101	Jun 25th, 2009 05:16:36 PM
Actually... I checked out TMZ and rusjed over here to report it. This is the very first time I have EVER hit first on AIC. Even weirder that it is a ground breaking story like this.
NOooooo by barnaby jones	Jun 25th, 2009 05:17:12 PM
Sad sad day.
He's Dead by ShiniGamiSan	Jun 25th, 2009 05:17:27 PM
TMZ reports, he's dead
Differing reports by Giant Ape Balls	Jun 25th, 2009 05:17:54 PM
From dead (TMZ), in a coma (Times) to he's ok (Liz Taylor's PA). It's going to get weird. Conspiracy theories abound....
That Rick Baker idea is sooooo bizarre by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 05:17:58 PM

PLEASE LET THIS NOT BE TRUE! by ABking	Jun 25th, 2009 05:18:10 PM
MICHAEL is a legend; an ICON! the king of pop to this day!!!!!!!!
Can anyone say... Elvis conspiracy??!??! by screamster101	Jun 25th, 2009 05:19:24 PM

is Sean Connery okay? by Gorgomel	Jun 25th, 2009 05:19:25 PM
what about John Williams, Kirk Douglas, Mickey Rooney? And with Farrah gone, I hope both Barbara : Bach and Carrera are doing just fine too.
MJ was a great artist in his prime by Rupee88	Jun 25th, 2009 05:19:30 PM
He was super talented and made millions of people happy with his music...talented dancer, talented vocalist..probably a decent songwriter...he will be missed.
He's finally reunited with his nose. by FlickaPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 05:19:33 PM

Is it too soon for Thriller jokes? by br1947	Jun 25th, 2009 05:19:39 PM

A sad day if it's true... by MCVamp	Jun 25th, 2009 05:19:52 PM
A musical icon. A bit of a weirdo. But the biggest individual rock icon after Elvis. Wow.
Holy shit - is this how it ends for Wacko Jacko? by ricarleite2	Jun 25th, 2009 05:20:50 PM
Oh wow... Biopic coming out REAL soon I guess!
Whew... by The_Closet_Nerd	Jun 25th, 2009 05:20:50 PM
I can finally let my kids run free again.
I'm not sure who's sadder... by Taintscratcher	Jun 25th, 2009 05:20:54 PM
The comedians whose careers were launched based on the antics of this retarded Oreo or the parents of molested kids who haven't yet sued him.
Vern releases a dove... by Phil Connors	Jun 25th, 2009 05:21:19 PM

cnn just said coma by Harold-Sherbort	Jun 25th, 2009 05:21:38 PM

cnn just said coma by Harold-Sherbort	Jun 25th, 2009 05:21:40 PM

What About Ed McMahon? by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 05:21:45 PM
What do you have against Ed McMahon, AICN? He was a legend. The first talkshow sidekick, and he did it with grace and aplomb. And boy, could he make Johnny laugh. I loved me some Ed. He helped make The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. I mean, I'll miss Michael, too, although I don't think there was a chance in hell that he was ever going to get back to the pop genius of Thriller and Off the Wall and Bad. But let's not forget Ed.
He is/was brilliant. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 25th, 2009 05:21:59 PM
I'm afraid most people either don't know what he accomplished in his music career, or simply don't remember. I hope this isn't true.
I hope he's OK, this is not his time by lavatory love machine	Jun 25th, 2009 05:22:05 PM

offical confirmation, he has died. by irc-Hollywood	Jun 25th, 2009 05:22:46 PM
LA times has it, it's over.
I'm gonna go hang babies off my balcony in memory by ackack	Jun 25th, 2009 05:23:00 PM
Too Soon?
Comas are Bad News by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 05:23:12 PM
Even if he comes out of it, if he's really in a coma, that usually is a bad indication of what's going to happen over the new few months. But now I'm humming old Micheal Jackson tunes.
Meanwhile thousands of regular people die... by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 05:23:15 PM

TMZ by screamster101	Jun 25th, 2009 05:23:40 PM
http://www.tmz.com/
Sad by Lost4Words	Jun 25th, 2009 05:23:42 PM
This is a horrible day...
say what you will, I LOVE MJ!!! by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 05:24:02 PM
fucking musical genius.
Now CNN says he's in a coma by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 05:24:07 PM
not to be confused with a comma.
SoylentMean - thousands of people that didn't write Thriller ¬_¬ by shaneo632	Jun 25th, 2009 05:24:16 PM

LA Time confirmed he's dead, RIP by lavatory love machine	Jun 25th, 2009 05:24:21 PM

Maybe TMZ's wrong... by PennsyDeux	Jun 25th, 2009 05:24:23 PM
??
LA times confirms it! by Snake-eyes	Jun 25th, 2009 05:24:29 PM
He has died... WOW
Lost4words by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 05:24:39 PM
Get over yourself.
MJ is dead by finky089	Jun 25th, 2009 05:24:40 PM
A friend just called my wife and told her that her husband's fire battalion took the call to come to MJ's house. He called and told my wife's friend while MJ was on the way to the hospital...already dead. Now, rumors swirl like fucking crazy over shit like this, so it could have been a miscommunication between the two emergency responders, but.....
Man, I beat off to that poster...AHH!, wait, wrong thread!! by FlickaPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 05:24:49 PM
...I meant Farrah Fawcett!!
Yeah, Thriller was pretty awesome... by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 05:25:00 PM
but did Michael Jackson write it?
I did too Mr. Zeddemore by br1947	Jun 25th, 2009 05:25:06 PM
I have a feeling this talkback will become epic
One thousand years from now... by evilseabass	Jun 25th, 2009 05:25:08 PM
archeologists will find and excavate his grave. Then the nose will get out, and the human race will be doomed...
WoW by sokitome	Jun 25th, 2009 05:25:11 PM
whatever your feelings about this man no one can argue the fact this man is a world icon and living legend.
The Amazing Pedophile by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 05:25:19 PM
Now, I ain't saying he didn't have problems, but for three or five albums there, we was a genius. The image, the dancing, the concerts, the promotion--for a time there, he was brilliant. The man-child Peter Pan complex got a little weird over time, tho.
How about "Ghosts" ? by RobinP	Jun 25th, 2009 05:25:30 PM
No, I'm not trying to be clever and make a pun. "Ghosts" directed by Stan Winston was a hugely creative video, showcasing several Jackson songs. No idea whether it's available on DVD, I bought mine several years ago back in the days of VHS. I think the ensuing scandal kind of killed the video, to be honest, but Stephen King was credited on it as well. Worth checking out.
There's One Way To Get Out of Debt by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 05:26:03 PM
He was brilliant with the music. With the money, not so much.
oh by sokitome	Jun 25th, 2009 05:26:09 PM
yeah and also an alleged pedophile
NBC News just confirmed it by Robnhud	Jun 25th, 2009 05:26:11 PM
Jacko's gone
Dear oh dear Harry... by CaptainBass	Jun 25th, 2009 05:26:23 PM
You call yourself "a Pepsi generation" fan but then somehow manage to exclude MOONWALKER from your pre-obituary? Tsk-tsk. Hope Michael pulls through. The guy is a musical genius, I was glad to see him making a comeback.
RIP King of Pop RIP by ominus	Jun 25th, 2009 05:26:47 PM
Jesus Christ what happened today?
R.I.P Michael Jackson by irc-Hollywood	Jun 25th, 2009 05:26:50 PM

Yeah, so? by yer mama	Jun 25th, 2009 05:26:50 PM
Will there be a similar outpouring of grief when OJ Simpson dies? Just another criminal(the WORST kind) who gets a different system of justice thanks to fame and money. The guy was been musically irrelevant for almost 30 years. Bye bye Michael. If there is a hell, you are in it.
He's dead by CaptainBass	Jun 25th, 2009 05:26:50 PM
just confirmed on TV news
As a kid I was amazed by MJ, as an adult I was... by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 05:27:05 PM
amazingly creeped out. The sad thing is I doubt he ever truly had any real fans, merely sycophants.
Funniest death ever? by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 05:27:33 PM
This could be the celebrity death of all celebrity deaths when it comes to jokes. I picture a 1000 page hardcover filled with them. Yes Michael Jackson was a singular talent and yes his life was tragic. Hence, a lot of jokes.
Wacko! by Human_Bean_Juice_	Jun 25th, 2009 05:27:33 PM
The greats always have tame endings.
Holy macarroni, he's dead? by ricarleite2	Jun 25th, 2009 05:27:43 PM
So this is how it ends, eh? Will it be open casket, or is he too scary now?
News site archivists have a loooong night ahead of them by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 05:27:52 PM

Just terrible. by iamnicksaicnsn	Jun 25th, 2009 05:27:59 PM
So sad he's gone, one of the greatest entertainers of all time.
One More For U Harry - R.I.P. Michael by Alen Smithee	Jun 25th, 2009 05:28:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =aSqo17o2a1w
yer mama by CaptainBass	Jun 25th, 2009 05:28:22 PM
..and you are the worst kind of asshole.
Those aren't his biological children by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 05:28:24 PM
But they will be legally subject to Jackson's sizeable debts.
Amazing live shows by welshguy	Jun 25th, 2009 05:28:25 PM
Saw him twice,both amazing,spectacular shows. He may have been a fruit loop but the guy was iconic in the 80' and early 90's
Amazing live shows by welshguy	Jun 25th, 2009 05:28:32 PM
Saw him twice,both amazing,spectacular shows. He may have been a fruit loop but the guy was iconic in the 80' and early 90's
I meant friends, hell all of Asia are MJ fans by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 05:28:34 PM
or so it seems
Anything derogatory I could say about MJ by kabong	Jun 25th, 2009 05:28:40 PM
would be trivial compared to what some of you maniacs will post. So I'll just settle back and read.
I had the Thriller album too by buffywrestling	Jun 25th, 2009 05:29:24 PM
Bye Michael.
MIchael Jackson sets one last record by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 05:29:36 PM
The record for celebrity death jokes.
Jackson Wrote Four Songs On Thriller by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 05:29:51 PM
Want to Be Startin' Something, Billie Jean, Beat It, and The Girl Is Mine. All hits, btw. Rod Temperton wrote Thriller. But it's Michael and Quincy Jones that put that album together.
Why are the major news sites not announcing his death? by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 05:29:56 PM
To get more and more people to tune in. Which is fuckin' sick and brilliant at the same time. Humanity is fucked.
i am just in shock by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 05:29:58 PM
i really cant believe it.
A 2 for 2! Holy Sheeeet! by Stalkeye	Jun 25th, 2009 05:30:05 PM
Like the song says; "Death comes rippingg..."
Oh, wait. Did anybody post the comes-in-threes by kabong	Jun 25th, 2009 05:30:10 PM
Farrah, Michael, and . . .
The new Black Lantern by Flint_Ironstag	Jun 25th, 2009 05:30:14 PM
Because he's dead... in case you didn't catch that part.
ABE VIGODA LAUGHS AT YOU ALL!! by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 05:30:23 PM
Nothing can stop Zombie Vagoda. Want his secret to eternal life? Payment is as follows: He will accept your virgin sacrifices and money orders in the sum of $500 USD.
I heard inhaled his nose and choked by Taintscratcher	Jun 25th, 2009 05:30:35 PM

i am in shock by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 05:30:46 PM
i just cant believe it.
So long kiddie toucher :) by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Jun 25th, 2009 05:30:56 PM

what about moonwalker? by bright boy	Jun 25th, 2009 05:31:01 PM
was that not a movie?
CNN still saying he's in a coma by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 05:31:08 PM

R.I.P Michael Jackson by SisterSpooky	Jun 25th, 2009 05:31:12 PM
Just watched Sky News after reading this article, am Shocked! R.I.P Michael Jackson, out thoughts are with you, your family and friends. Pop has lost an icon!!
MJ's to be re-united with original nose and music career by finky089	Jun 25th, 2009 05:31:20 PM
Story at 11!
Sad to say... by MCVamp	Jun 25th, 2009 05:31:23 PM
This has probably saved Michael from an increasingly pathetic existence. Debt, health problems, his ever-falling star...he had demons, some possibly unforgivable (not that we'll ever truly know the truth) but his works will live on for what they were, snapshots of brilliance that enamored an entire generation. Michael Jackson has been mercifully saved from old age. Still, there's no such thing as a "good" heart attack. R.I.P. Justin Timberlake and Usher will be paying tribute by continuing to rip off your musical stylings and dance moves for the next ten years, Mr. Jackson.
O.J. Simpson Didn't Create Thriller, Off the Wall, Bad . . . by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 05:31:39 PM
But he was very cool in those Naked Gun movies. We'll miss you, O.J.!
Michael Apparently Had a Lot of Unpublished Music by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 05:32:24 PM
I imagine we'll finally see some of that come out.
If he's dead, that is sad by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 05:32:40 PM

ABC 123 by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 05:32:41 PM

Five year old boys all over the world... by Kid Z	Jun 25th, 2009 05:32:43 PM
...are pouring into the streets in celebration!
CaptainBass by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 05:33:11 PM
You're the worst kind of phony. Everyone outside of Michael Jackson's immediate family who isn't breathing a sigh of relief since they'll never have to hear about another of his child molestations are phony-baloneys. THRILLER had four - actually, now that I count, 3 and a half - good songs. And you can't even listen to them with the sound turned up without feeling like an utter pervert. I refuse to feel bad because I'm supposed to.
His talent was undeniable by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar	Jun 25th, 2009 05:33:31 PM
Fred will miss him. May he rest in peace.
Now CNN says MJ's dead by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 05:33:53 PM
What a weird little corporate news site CNN is.
this should make us all appretiate life by simondark	Jun 25th, 2009 05:34:04 PM
seriously....
Abe Vigoda Ain't Going Anywhere by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 05:34:07 PM
"I'll dance on your graves! I'll dance on your graves!"
just saying by sokitome	Jun 25th, 2009 05:34:16 PM
Off the Wall was a better album than Thriller, IMHO
I spent so many hours holding up his poster with one hand.... by kellyman1970	Jun 25th, 2009 05:34:19 PM
Michael, rest in peace brother.
The anti-rejection drugs for his face finally failed. by FlickaPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 05:34:31 PM

by Scumcock	Jun 25th, 2009 05:34:37 PM
Either he'll get a tribute that will awkwardly fail to mention his problems, or none at all - which will be the most telling barometer of opinion.
can't say I'm too sad about this by BadMrWonka	Jun 25th, 2009 05:34:41 PM
he was a pedophile, after all...I wasn't too sad when William F Buckley died either. just because someone dies, it doesn't mean their life was suddenly rosy. not to me, anyways.
Off the Wall holds up better than Thriller or Bad... by MCVamp	Jun 25th, 2009 05:34:56 PM
Despite it's disco-era production, it's true! Masterpiece.
Captain EO by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jun 25th, 2009 05:35:00 PM
scared the ever-loving shit out of me when i first saw it as a kid, haha. Can't say I'm too saddened about this. MJ lost it later in life. Tortured soul?...yes... talented?.. absolutely... raging pedophile? no doubt in my mind. See you in hell michael.
sokitome.. by JackBauer24	Jun 25th, 2009 05:35:19 PM
erm, he ain't a living legend.
I have a feeling this talkback will be legendary by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 05:35:29 PM
R.I.P. strange, dancing, once black man.
Another album would've been sweet. by Human_Bean_Juice_	Jun 25th, 2009 05:35:47 PM

Black, White, or Dead, MJ was a legend. by finky089	Jun 25th, 2009 05:36:14 PM
he's just offically dead now, that's all.
mtv is finally showing videos again by readyoufool	Jun 25th, 2009 05:36:19 PM
and it only took Michael Jackson's death to do it...fucking idiots. i half expected them to still be showing "whores and pimps live in posh apartment together" or whatever shit reality show they're on now.
Old news... by evilseabass	Jun 25th, 2009 05:36:21 PM
The black Michael Jackson died a long time ago...
If Elvis left the building... by robtaylor	Jun 25th, 2009 05:36:27 PM
Does this mean Jacko beat it?
Fuck Rod Temperton by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 05:37:07 PM
I really hate the song "Thriller" ... Funny how MJ wrote the best ones on the album.
Who cares if he fucked little boys? by yer mama	Jun 25th, 2009 05:37:39 PM
He still made a top-selling album!! Doesn't that cancel out any heinous acts he committed?
Thriller by ballyhoo	Jun 25th, 2009 05:37:49 PM
Best music video ever. Despite his crazy antics of recent years, he still lost an entertainment giant today.
What if Michael Jackson was a pimp? by BeeDub	Jun 25th, 2009 05:37:55 PM
http://tinyurl.com/6reuu5
Every AICN poster going to hell anyway. by MCVamp	Jun 25th, 2009 05:38:03 PM
So "see you in hell" cracks from all you well-wishers aren't exactly dripping with resonance.
The world lost one of its greatest entertainers by Cronkit	Jun 25th, 2009 05:38:36 PM
well he faces God now.
he knew this was coming by rasALclart	Jun 25th, 2009 05:38:41 PM
no way was he doing those 50 back to back UK concerts. he hadnt even been to a rehearsal. cough - insurance scam - cough
On Sky News right now.... by RobinP	Jun 25th, 2009 05:38:52 PM
..sadly, it's true. A bad day for icons. One from the seventies, one from the eighties. I saw him in concert back in the day, on the Bad tour.
Subtitles_Off, stop the world? we agree on this. by FamousEccles	Jun 25th, 2009 05:39:06 PM
the paramedic joke was awesome and he was the best perv.
Very talented, however he was a discrace. by Stalkeye	Jun 25th, 2009 05:39:09 PM
fucking bleached his skin because he was ashamed of his skin color and now chasing after young boys?you fuckwits can drink all the Kool aid you want, but that "man' had major issues. You gotta be crazy to marry Elvis daughter and not tap that ass.
So Harry, no DVD reviews? by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 05:39:10 PM
Priorities man
Abe Vigoda will live forever... by Kid Z	Jun 25th, 2009 05:39:13 PM
...He'll be the last shambling figure moving in the shadows and wreckage of a blasted Earth, hiding from the heat of the swollen red dwarf star that our sun will eventually become.
And the day isn't over yet... by BoggyCreekBeast	Jun 25th, 2009 05:39:20 PM
Be afraid, Hollywood. Be VERY afraid! 6/25/09 is coming for ya!
In the back of my mind... by Autodidact	Jun 25th, 2009 05:39:32 PM
I always assumed MJ would have a big comeback, last hurrah before checking out. I used to run around in one of those red zipper jackets as a kid.
Michael was an amazing performer by Creative1	Jun 25th, 2009 05:39:43 PM
He had a LOT of troubles (I'm sure you know what I mean) in his life but when MJ was on, he Was ON! I lost a childhood icon today. R.I.P Mr Jackson. Your fans will miss you. Hopefully they can get his children into therapy as soon as possible.
Weirdest Life Ever? by Giant Ape Balls	Jun 25th, 2009 05:39:51 PM
Even now, there's a freakshow going on outside the hospital, people turning up in costumes. Just bizarre...
Michael Jackson and Tupac sighted... by MCVamp	Jun 25th, 2009 05:39:54 PM
...at a Baskin-Robbins in Flagstaff, AZ. Film at 11.
only Ben Affleck can stop the moonraper!!! by ackack	Jun 25th, 2009 05:39:56 PM

Soylent Mean by HEADGEEK	Jun 25th, 2009 05:40:38 PM
Been hitting too many screenings - working my way through titles. Will probably do a doubled up DVD column this weekend.
Unquestionably one of the worlds greatest performers...RIP by BYOBkenobi	Jun 25th, 2009 05:40:50 PM
May your troubled life be finally behind you, may you be judged by the allmighty for your sins (whatever they may be, allegedly or not). This guy had the best moves, the best songs and knew how to entertain. the guy was as close to Elvis as any one performers could ever be without actually being Elvis. Even his all encompassing tragedy and legal issues his life paralleled The Kings career. I hate to say it, but rest in peace....I enjoyed your entertainment, but hated the thought of your behavior with children if that was true.
I Always thought he would go in a surreal blaze by Mundungus	Jun 25th, 2009 05:41:48 PM
3 day stand off in Vegas penthouse, brainfucked on antidepressants and oxycontin, dancing naked in front of the windows for the press helicopters. Wouldn't expect this.
I hate to speak ill of the dead...... by TorgoTheWhite	Jun 25th, 2009 05:42:36 PM
.....so I won't. I just hope his family can get through this in one piece.
His friend, PedoBear, will miss him by ALB_Ariel	Jun 25th, 2009 05:42:56 PM
..also that old neighbour of the Griffins
What a weird week... by Kid Z	Jun 25th, 2009 05:43:11 PM
... Ed McMahon dies causing a major backup of Publisher's Clearinghouse checks, Farrah kicks... that just ain't right either and now MJ. Idiots are filling Times Square in mourning because of a has-been pedophile. Fucked up shit.
I'm sorry for his family and friends..... by Gabba-UK	Jun 25th, 2009 05:43:23 PM
and he was a great entertainer but if they'd say no to him a few more times or you can't do that MJ then quite simply his life wouldn't be so fucked up. He was clearly a tormented man. Hopefully he'll find some peace now. RIP
Talk about following your nose! by monolithik	Jun 25th, 2009 05:43:27 PM

Whatever happened to Captain EO... by Sauce Diesel	Jun 25th, 2009 05:43:32 PM
...and who was the Disney brainiac that decided to replace it with 'Honey, I shrunk the Audience'...stupid Disney...
Good. One less child molester. by DrunkyMcLush	Jun 25th, 2009 05:43:37 PM

So, when do the "He's not really dead" rumors start? by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 05:43:55 PM
You know there's gonna be a bunch of assholes saying he faked his death.
"This should make us all appreciate life" by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 05:44:26 PM
Oh, Fuck. Right. The. Hell. Off. Life should make you appreciate life. In fact, appreciating life while you're living is practically a given. Get over your fucking desire to mourn with a group. Guarantee most of you show less sorrow when your grandparent passes. that'll be an inconvenience because you'll have to take off work, and, besides, you aren't in the will anyway. Your sycophantic nonsense is out of all proportion! (sings "Billie Jean" quitely to himself to drown out all the ridiculous wailing and then moves on, forgetting about it)
I feel awful for his kids by drewlicious	Jun 25th, 2009 05:44:34 PM
When you're a kid your parents are your whole world. In this case its especially true due to the isolation. Who is going to take care of them now? Can they trust this person? I don't know if he was a child molester but the man certainly seemed to love children, especially his own. Thats a lot of love to suddenly disappear out of your life and at such a young age.
Good bye Mike by Dogma_Jedi	Jun 25th, 2009 05:44:59 PM

BBC have just called it now. by Gabba-UK	Jun 25th, 2009 05:45:06 PM
Sad news indeed.
Wow. Im conflicted by Col. Tigh-Fighter	Jun 25th, 2009 05:45:12 PM
Brillaint music. Very sad man. Hmmm conflicted!
Beware Madonna... by Kid Z	Jun 25th, 2009 05:45:12 PM
...the fates have now numbered your remaining days on Earth!
How the hell is Abe Vigoda still alive? by Creative1	Jun 25th, 2009 05:45:21 PM
He was an old man on Barney Miller, keep rockin' Abe, keep rockin.
I really am back in the 80s! Transformers, Michael Jackson by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 05:45:43 PM
Fartah. It's like I went back in time.
Film Credits by Drunken Irishman	Jun 25th, 2009 05:46:20 PM
He was in 'Back to the Future: Part 2.' He played the video menu/waiter in the the 'Cafe 80's.'
jackson OUT by 35MinutesAgo	Jun 25th, 2009 05:46:35 PM
sorry, but i refuse to give a fuck on this one. hope he's found peace, though.
Subtitles_Off by yer mama	Jun 25th, 2009 05:47:07 PM
Great post. Never understood grieving for someone you never knew. Unless, of course, that person is a pedophile. Then it is understandable.
Goodbye, Michael... by SeXX ED	Jun 25th, 2009 05:47:18 PM
... we love you.
DIBS ON THE ELEPHANT MANS BONES! by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Jun 25th, 2009 05:47:34 PM

CNN is now reporting Michael Jackson has risen from the dead, be by RyanMurray	Jun 25th, 2009 05:47:50 PM
CNN is now reporting Michael Jackson has risen from the dead, become a zombie, and performed a well-choreographed dance routine.
Hellllooo Moonwalker? His one and only starring theatrical role by jimmay	Jun 25th, 2009 05:47:53 PM
C'Mon Harry, jeez.
Loved his music, especially billy jean... by andyny29	Jun 25th, 2009 05:48:05 PM
and beat it. However, the guy was a perv and i can't forgive him for that.
wai wait..this isnt funny..think of the kids.. by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Jun 25th, 2009 05:48:09 PM
OH SNAP
I BET HE FAKED HIS DEATH! by GeorgieBoy	Jun 25th, 2009 05:48:36 PM
After being hounded fr 50 years, going into huge debts for overspending, fighting legal challenges for so long, I bet he's really still alive and has faked all this. Would it really surprise you knowing all you do about MJ? I mean, the guy is only 50 years old!
Icon of 60s 70s and 80s by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 05:49:06 PM
Okay definitely 80s, but he was famous since the 60s. That's a lot of fame.
wait wait..this isnt funny..think of the kids by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Jun 25th, 2009 05:49:10 PM
OH SNAP!
RIP you mad crazy musical genius by bongo123	Jun 25th, 2009 05:49:21 PM
Can't wait to see his crazy as fuck fans on tv crying like they lost a brother...
Now the truth will come out! by Rolling_Stone	Jun 25th, 2009 05:49:33 PM
The world's greatest walking freak show walks no more.
Zombie Michael Jackson? Anyone/ by Frodo T. Baggins	Jun 25th, 2009 05:49:43 PM

Beat it > Thriller by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 05:50:03 PM
Song and video. Beat It was the breakthrough.
Abe Vigoda born 1921 by ReportAbuse	Jun 25th, 2009 05:50:13 PM
And still workin'! http://www.imdb. com/name/nm0001820/
Fuck sympathy for his children by Scumcock	Jun 25th, 2009 05:50:23 PM
they're truly better off without him. They're young enough that the damage he did with the blankets and masks and bizarre behavior can be recovered from.
he was 50? damn im old. by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 05:50:29 PM

Farrah just got pushed off every mag cover next week by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 05:50:39 PM
sad to say.
Still would like to have seen a comeback... by WoodsUlmanndotcom	Jun 25th, 2009 05:50:39 PM
I don't like to see any legendary performers go out on a low note. He could have done the tour, one more album, a few videos, and then retired. Not gonna happen now.
I hope Billie Jean is okay tonight by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 05:50:42 PM
He wasn't her lover.
Sad sad day by Jabroni	Jun 25th, 2009 05:50:52 PM
As a 37 year old guy, I was just at the age where the entire world was going crazy for MJ. My sister was lucky enough to see him perform during the Victory Tour. Something I remember begging to go to. In recent years I heard of a comeback tour to once again fix his image here in the states. As I heard it, he was going to do these London dates until next year, then maybe take over Ceasers Palace in Vegas for a set amount of shows. I didn't care if the tickets were going to be 300 bucks or more, I was determined to see "The King of Pop" perform all those songs I loved. Now forever I have to deal with second rate impersonators to fill the void. He will be missed.
Funny, i thought Britney would go first by finky089	Jun 25th, 2009 05:50:55 PM
I really am interested to see how the media reconciles their love-hate relationship with MJ (Villainizing him, but also gloriously recognizing him still as the King of Pop). I suppose they'll milk it like Anna Nicole Smith- for as long as they can get higher ratings.
Well they didnt lose time to start the caniballizing by ominus	Jun 25th, 2009 05:50:57 PM
http://tinyurl.com/lr22jv meanwhile MTV after many years,started to play again his song.i guess the guy had to die to do this. i am sure a draft of his movie biopic is being written right now,and i guess 50C is going to write A MICHAEL JACKSON RIP/TRIBUTE REMIX COMPILATION fucking human race
Ah, GeorgieBoy you proved my earlier post true by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 05:51:36 PM
Thanks for being predictable. It only took 8 minutes for someone to make that stupid statement.
i always thought he would live forever in the body of a robot by robamenta	Jun 25th, 2009 05:51:39 PM
maybe they are preparing his brain for transplant as we read this??
Macaulay Culkin by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 05:51:55 PM
Time to come clean, bro
Poor Farrah Fawcett by JonJonB	Jun 25th, 2009 05:52:12 PM
First she got Ass Cancer, now even her own fucking family won't be talking about her tomorrow.
Yes, yes! Farrah is the REAL victim here by finky089	Jun 25th, 2009 05:52:48 PM
MJ's gone and hogged all her front page cover stories! that child-loving, zombie-dancing, smooth criminal!
This is like The Passion.. by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Jun 25th, 2009 05:53:03 PM
now all we have to do is bury him and wait to see if he rises from the grave and begins dancing with an army of zombies
In a way ... he touched us all by cmbuzzkill	Jun 25th, 2009 05:53:08 PM
... just some more than others....
Wait, the rest of the world REALLY loved MJ...maybe... by FlickaPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 05:53:12 PM
...if we pretend to be REALLY upset about this they will all stop being dicks and like us again for a while...it will be like after 911...American flags all over the place...piles of flowers on street corners...
abevigoda.com by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 05:53:14 PM
A site devoted solely to Abe's living status. Pure genius.
This sux!! by quamb	Jun 25th, 2009 05:53:35 PM
Wow. Sad sad news. Never been upset by the death of a celeb before... but this has got me.
Ominus by jimmay	Jun 25th, 2009 05:53:36 PM
Oh the biopic is as good as greenlit now. I wonder who they'll cast--Jamie Foxx?
he was too fucked up too love much longer anyway by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 05:54:04 PM
guy was nuts. you knew he was gonna end up like Howard Hughes .
Breaking reports say: by vincentkv	Jun 25th, 2009 05:54:07 PM
He actually turned into a robot, killed Joe Pesci, and flew away. I guess he had enough, and stopped.
he was too fucked up too live much longer anyway by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 05:54:11 PM
guy was nuts. you knew he was gonna end up like Howard Hughes .
Hey guys... by jsm1978	Jun 25th, 2009 05:54:17 PM
What with Farrah and Michael dying todat, how about renaming that Ryan Reynolds headline, seems in bad taste now.
Going to listen to all my Weird Al parodies tonite by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 05:54:33 PM
in memory of MJ. Just Eat it!
Gov Sanford of South Carolina... by Creative1	Jun 25th, 2009 05:54:41 PM
is thanking GOD right now because he got bumped out of the 24 hour news cycle. Don't worry Gove Family Values, you're still in my cross hairs you hypocritical dirt bag.
You can't prove the pedophile allegations by Nerd Rage	Jun 25th, 2009 05:54:46 PM
But you can prove he had a huge impact on music lovers all over the world and will always be a legend.
........ by Aftermath1349	Jun 25th, 2009 05:54:58 PM
HE FUCKED KIDS. Why are we mourning this POS?
"In Threes" in one day? by Jonas Grumpy	Jun 25th, 2009 05:55:09 PM
Cher must be shitting her pants right now.
If Captain EO was the fuck up... by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jun 25th, 2009 05:55:31 PM
of the federation, what kinda crazy superpowers/dance skills did the other Captains have? Wrap your minds around that..
Glad he's dead by Kakii	Jun 25th, 2009 05:55:39 PM
Glad he is dead, I hope satan makes him pay for what he did, plus as an artist I couldnt stand him since he left the Jackson 5 MJ I hope you are tormented for an eternity in hell.
Weird Al owes a career to him by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 05:55:51 PM
If not for Michael we would never know Weird Al.
Goodnight Sweet Prince by medicinaluser	Jun 25th, 2009 05:55:57 PM
RIP King Of Pop 1958-2009
wow by blackrabbit26	Jun 25th, 2009 05:56:01 PM
wow
Whatever you think of the man... by Darth_Tarantino	Jun 25th, 2009 05:56:07 PM
...he did write some of the best pop music of all time. Sad that it had to end like this though....no redemption for Michael Jackson.
R.I.P. Mike. by Shermdawg	Jun 25th, 2009 05:56:13 PM
It's sad his death is what it takes to get music back on MTV.
RIP Mike by jimmy_009	Jun 25th, 2009 05:56:26 PM
As odd as his life turned out, it still is sad to see him gone. He was great.
One of the greatest singers of alltime by HollywoodHellraiser	Jun 25th, 2009 05:56:30 PM

"child-loving, zombie-dancing, smooth criminal!" by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 05:56:57 PM
lol
Vincent Price greeted him in heaven by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 05:57:29 PM

Well, at least he can star in a Thriller movie now... by br1947	Jun 25th, 2009 05:57:42 PM
Zombie time!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 25th, 2009 05:57:46 PM
Seriously. Fuck. Thats all I can say.
Hopefully Beatles songs will now be cheaper.. by chaplinatemyshoe	Jun 25th, 2009 05:58:13 PM
...to use in movies. Just trying to see the bright side here.
Damn, I'm so shock I'm a nervous wreck! by HollywoodHellraiser	Jun 25th, 2009 05:58:44 PM
REST IN PEACE KING OF POP! I don't care what you bastards say this guy was one of the greatest singer in the WORLD! Forget this country, I say the WORLD! Man, I'm not even going to work tonite! Shit!
Mr. Zeddemore...you insensitive foreigner!!!... by FlickaPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 05:58:57 PM
...I just lost a loved one, a national treasure! Can't you see we're all grieving here?
JEFF GOLDBLUM by jabbayoda	Jun 25th, 2009 05:59:04 PM
Jeff Goldblum falls to his death while filming a movie in New Zealand. I JUST BROKE A FUCKING STORY ON AICN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can thank me personally, Harry Knowles, with a picture of yourself naked.
Cool Beans Harry by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 05:59:30 PM
Just bustin' chops anyway. Not that much came out this week anywho.
Not saying he wasn't weird... by WoodsUlmanndotcom	Jun 25th, 2009 05:59:37 PM
but him 'fucking kids' has never been proven and never will be. No, the sad thing is, he, like Britney, is a prime target for scumbags looking to milk his fortune. Now the same scumbags will try to scam his kids.
So, how does Joe Jackson cash in on this one? by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 05:59:52 PM
A special 2-disc commemortive boxed set? Covers by adoring celeb fans? Justin Timberlake singing "Thriller?" Ashanti covering "Smooth Criminal?" Jamie Foxxxxxxxx showing up and acting like he has talent? Fuck, this is going to be an annoying memorial period.
I had the jacket and glove in the eighties. And I'm not by GQtaste	Jun 25th, 2009 06:00:03 PM
not alone w/ that one. It's hard to believe he passed on. Shit, I'm only 15 yrs younger than him. It just goes to show how short we have on this planet.
Exactly BMac by Bartleby T. Scrivener	Jun 25th, 2009 06:00:07 PM
He was exactly like Howard Hughes. When you are making a gazillion dollars, and everyone around you that's "supposed" to be watching your back are just a bunch of yes-men and lackeys, you will tend to go off to your own little fantasy world. He really was a modern-day Hughes. Truly, one of the most fascinating people of my time.
Wow. Sorry to hear it. Whacky Jax is gone. by Sal_Bando	Jun 25th, 2009 06:00:10 PM
I was a fan of stuff like 'Thriller', 'Rock w/ You' and of course 'ABC', that stuff is great. He himself was So fucked up there by his life-who Knows what was going in side that mind eh? Anyways you look at it, he left a MAJOR impact on the world we live in, and 50--that's just Too early to go. RIP Mikey.
One of the greatest? He was the greatest! by ganymede3010	Jun 25th, 2009 06:00:21 PM
Michael Jackson had it all in his prime. Not only was he the best singer, he was the best dancer, and he made the best fucking videos of all time. What a tragedy. Michael has actually been dead for 20 years now. When he was his real self, he was larger then life. R.I.P!
Night creatures call by Toilet_Terror	Jun 25th, 2009 06:00:46 PM
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade Theres no escapin the jaws of the alien this time (theyre open wide) This is the end of your life
hey subtitles by simondark	Jun 25th, 2009 06:00:49 PM
only a narciccistis ass with zero empathy for someone and or there family would post a comment about someone else.I dont care about him persoanlly and fgarrah is beyond me as well.I was simply saying the death of any person should make us all realize were not bunnies with drums....we wont keep going.No matter how hard you try though you I am sure will always be a cock.life should make us appretiate life.Get the fuck outta here with that norman rockwell shit...you dont appretiate shit until you lose it...that too is a fact of life you miserable cunts will never get.
I will cherish the young Thriller Mike, not what he became by kbarber29	Jun 25th, 2009 06:00:56 PM
It's almost as if there were two different Michael Jackson's. His work in the 80's was legendary. I will miss that version of him. I do not regret or miss the loss of the monster he became.
he was an inspiration to black men who wanted... by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 06:00:58 PM
to become asian women everywhere. Whatever was left of Michael Jackson died decades ago. his corpse just stopped moving.
Anti-Semite VIncent Price isn't greeting anyone in heaven by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 06:01:33 PM
Sorry, lockesbrokenleg- that guy didn't make the trip upstairs.
I'm reminded of that Michael Herr quote by kwisatzhaderach	Jun 25th, 2009 06:02:17 PM
about Kubrick - "If death can do this to him, just imagine what it can do to us."
Listening to Off the Wall by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 06:02:57 PM
Yeah this guy died a long time ago. I don't know what that creepy pale thing was that took his place
Fucking lowlifes on this TB. by Hint_of_Smegma	Jun 25th, 2009 06:03:41 PM
Give the poor pedophile some respect, you heartless bastards.
favourites page by shaneo632	Jun 25th, 2009 06:03:49 PM
Epic talkback.
Yep, it's true - Michael Jackson just beat it. by JackBauer24	Jun 25th, 2009 06:04:14 PM
David Carradine beat it too the other week. Then he died.
Was a WORLD CLASS entertainer... by SK229	Jun 25th, 2009 06:04:22 PM
Seriously, there was a time when the guy seemed like he could walk on fucking water. This is weird, I just watched the Smooth Criminal music video a few weeks ago on youtube and can't believe how well put together that was. For a while, he was the Spielberg of MTV and pop music in general. I kinda wanted to see him come back with the tours and double his fortune/learn from everyone else who repackages their catalogues endlessly.
Can this talkback get to 1,000 hits? by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:04:29 PM

already overtking the farrah TB by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jun 25th, 2009 06:04:33 PM
poor farrah
if you ever wanted all the money in the world, look at him. by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 06:04:53 PM
and be careful what you wish for.
Boy scouts on the scene tried to give mouth to mouth. by WickedJester	Jun 25th, 2009 06:05:10 PM
Then the paramedics came :-x
Because he made Thriller, laws shouldn't of applied to him by Kief_Ledger	Jun 25th, 2009 06:05:16 PM
I'm serious. When you've made something that magnificent you should do what you want, when you want. The same goes for Paul McCartney, Stanley Kubrick's offspring, Alfred Hitchcock's offspring, and Paul Simon.
I bet people are pulling their hair out in Asia by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:05:35 PM
Man, was Michael Jackson loved on that continent or what?
Mr. Zeddemore by kwisatzhaderach	Jun 25th, 2009 06:05:38 PM
Don't think anyone is taking it personally. Just an important cultural moment.
No seriously. Very sad for his kids and family. by WickedJester	Jun 25th, 2009 06:05:44 PM

Doctors blamed it on the cardiac arrest. by V'Shael	Jun 25th, 2009 06:05:51 PM
I blame it on the boogie.
Yack, I'm sure old Joe is negotiating the details now. by ganymede3010	Jun 25th, 2009 06:06:03 PM
Now that Michael is dead his estate is going to be printing their own money. For the next year he'll be played endlessly on the radio and everyone will go out and buy the Justin Timberlake & Michael Jackson Remix featuring T-pain and Akon.
Some dimwit on CNN... by Kid Z	Jun 25th, 2009 06:06:06 PM
... just said "..and Michael invented the Moonwalk..." Uh, no, if you lived in NYC in the early 80's you know what a dunderheaded statement that was. Jackson STOLE the Moonwalk from South Bronx breakdancers freestyling on the sidewalk atop cardboard "dancefloors". God I'm sick of this particular dead celebrity circle-jerk already! Note to the corporate media: INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE BEING AXED TO DEATH ON THE STREETS OF IRAN! Hello?
Fuck this world by CherryValance	Jun 25th, 2009 06:06:12 PM
I'm soooo over it. All the pieces of shit who walk this earth. And they killed Michael Jackson. At least he got off of this miserable planet. All the jokes and all the nonsense suffocated him. No one will ever be as talented as Michael Jackson again. And the fucking ridicule from the mediocre masses. I hate everything right now. I really really don't know what I'm going to be like from now on. I don't know. I knew this was going to happen. When they kept saying he was sick I knew he wasn't going to make it. True or false I knew too many people wanted him dead. Because they think it's funny. Because they are nothing. I just don't know how I'm going to walk out into the street and not hate every single person that I see. The whole world did this.
I want all the money in the world by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:06:26 PM
even the yen.
MJ died a long time ago. by HapaPapa72	Jun 25th, 2009 06:06:35 PM
I keep picturing the kid singing "ABC" and "I'll Be There" with his family. However he may have ended up, there was a time when he was very special. RIP. (Okay, now I'm picturing Rosario's amazing Dawsons bouncing in time to 'ABC" in the rooftop dance lesson from Clerks 2. Hey, we all grieve in different ways.)
Just saw a picture of his kids the other day by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 06:06:56 PM
and they obviously had not a drop of his DNA. Weird shit.
How sad:-( by Mr. Graboid	Jun 25th, 2009 06:07:02 PM
Jokes involving "beat it" seems fitting.. but then... It's fucking Michael Jackson. The biggest popculture spectacle since Elvis. And he has been turning heads for over 20 years now. He did enormous impact on the music since, and still will way way into the future since his music is simply timeless. So sad :-( Was hoping to see one of his shows in the near future, but sadly this is not to be. What might be even more tragic is the moronic people on this site with their "first" remarks. Its usually retarded, but even more so now. Will some people never development just a little common sense?
Did I just... by HapaPapa72	Jun 25th, 2009 06:07:26 PM
...quote Col. Trautmann from "First Blood"?
Macauley Culkin saddened that his first ever by V'Shael	Jun 25th, 2009 06:07:33 PM
masturbatory fantasy figure died today. And he's not talking about Farrah Fawcett.
Love him or hate him, he's an icon by Kief_Ledger	Jun 25th, 2009 06:07:40 PM
Christ, my parent's music taste dates back to the 50's and they have a copy of thriller. The man transcended generations. It'll be like this when McCartney kicks the bucket.
CherryValance, woah there by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:07:56 PM
Life finds a way.-Ian Malcolm
He touched so many people.... by br1947	Jun 25th, 2009 06:08:00 PM
so many young people....
I had the jacket and the glove. And wasn't the only one by GQtaste	Jun 25th, 2009 06:08:05 PM
too. It's a sad day for all the kids who grew up in the eighties. Hell, it's sad day for anybody that was a fan. They'll never be another one like him.
Medics pinched his nose during CPR by V'Shael	Jun 25th, 2009 06:08:11 PM
and haven't given it back yet. Expect to see it on ebay soon.
I NOW PRONOUNCE MYSELF NEW KING OF POP! by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 06:08:17 PM
ALL HAIL ME! I promise to rule with great cruelty.
He was the most talented Jackson & first one to die. by Orionsangels	Jun 25th, 2009 06:08:27 PM
I'm still in shock.
JackBauer24 by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 06:08:28 PM
i thought it was the 12 year old boy prostitute that beat it last week, then fled when things went all wrong. WAIT! Carradine's death may involve a young boy doign things sexually to him. MJ did sexual thigns with young boys (allegedly). Young boys did things to themselves over Farrah. I'm seeing a pattern here. Pee Wee, watch out!!
Subway name a new pork sandwich after him. by V'Shael	Jun 25th, 2009 06:08:49 PM
"The other white meat."
My god, this site if full of bastards. by MrFloppy	Jun 25th, 2009 06:08:53 PM
If he did what he did, I'm sure he will pay. But you guys, you have no feelings doing jokes like that. Do you think you're funny?
I used to listen to Thriller on '77 RPM by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:09:19 PM
sounded like the chipmunks. It was fuckin' awesome.
Jokes thus far ... by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 06:09:27 PM
... are not very good. Step up your game, TBers
I'm a world class asshole, by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 25th, 2009 06:09:51 PM
I take nothing seriously and love to jab my little stick at anything with eyeshot. However.... I will say this. I grew up just like everyone else else my age (32) with Michael Jackson as the king of the world. I had the re patent leather jsacket with the 33 fake zippers. Michael Jackson represents something that this world is tottally devoid of: innocence. I know what he's been accused of by people who would exploit there own children all in the name of the mighty dollar. I honestly don;t think the man had that kind of behavior in him and believe me, I am an extremely callused person. I think everyone's guilty of everything. Michaeal just seemed like aboy who withdrew into his own fantasy world because of the pressure of that life at such a young age and never came out of it. He was a little child up until even today. Again, I'm a piece of shit, and I;m an asshole, but I certainly hope that Michael has now found the peace that this world never gave him. Rest in Peace.
It's the biggest celebrity death of this decade. by Orionsangels	Jun 25th, 2009 06:09:58 PM

Good FUCKING riddance. by Logan_1973	Jun 25th, 2009 06:10:49 PM
The world is a better place.
M.J. and Tupac are on an island together.. by kjmad25	Jun 25th, 2009 06:10:49 PM
... laying down sick new beats.
MrFloppy, not everyone can know their father by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:10:49 PM
Like a lot of the folks on here.
Will Harry somehow claim he was responsible for Thriller? by ackack	Jun 25th, 2009 06:10:49 PM
Just kidding!
Fuck my spelling and grammer too by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 25th, 2009 06:11:01 PM
Fucking arcane ancient website with no fucking edit feature!
Sokitome... by ikkyu	Jun 25th, 2009 06:11:21 PM
"no one can argue the fact this man is a world icon and living legend" living legend?
Jackson does not exist in this dojo by Cobra--Kai	Jun 25th, 2009 06:11:43 PM
Massive respect for Michael Jackson as an artist. He was a genius pop singer, and before that a genius motown singer. A fantasically pure and distinctive vocal delivery. Never Can Say Goodbye, I Want You Back, ABC, Can You Feel It, Say Say Say, Billie Jean, Thriller, Beat It... you could go on and on.
If jackson was a pedo, there'd have been a sign. by V'Shael	Jun 25th, 2009 06:12:32 PM
Like, I dunno, a creepy Scooby-Doo like abandoned playground on his property. And he's the old grounds-keeper whose face comes off.
It's odd, I appreciate his celebrity but I have no emotions here by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 06:12:36 PM
I grew up with Thriller in my tape deck like most kids in the 80s, but I was over his music by 1988 when I realized "Bad" was not a great album. I disliked his persona, I found him to be a childish person. And whether the molestation allegations are true or not, the guy spent way too much fucking time around kids. This wasn't a man- this was a child. I hate the comparisons to Elvis. Elvis would have sat on Michael and crushed him into a pile of dust. There's only one King.
"I'm not like other guys" - Michael Jackson, Thriller. by V'Shael	Jun 25th, 2009 06:13:23 PM
Truer words were never spoken.
I really thought he would die under much crazier circumstances by Kief_Ledger	Jun 25th, 2009 06:13:58 PM
Like he was in the Wishing Tree beating off to the Wizard of Oz when he fell and broke his neck. Or that he died choking on an 8 year old.
I hope MJ is miraculously reborn in a new concert tour by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 06:14:01 PM
wow, what a way to start the hype for that shit! Thriller: Reborn! The biggest publicity stunt since the death of Elvis! Or that shitty Titanic movie that a made a start out of that Winslet boy!
cuz this is Miller! Miller Time!!! by babblerouser	Jun 25th, 2009 06:14:28 PM

Just in from E.T. Jamie Foxx confirmed for Bio pic by mr dark	Jun 25th, 2009 06:14:29 PM
I can't wait to see it.
This just in: Plastic Surgery Addicted Child Molester dies... by Coughlins Laws	Jun 25th, 2009 06:15:05 PM
I'm sorry but I just can't get really sad about this. He was a great talent. His first 30 years or so produced some of the best of music and entertainment of the 70's and 80's. However, you simply can't overlook what they guy did. Instead of the standard offer of child molestors of candy to children, he built an entire amusement park to lure his victims in...
An eulogy poem for Michael Jackson, August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2 by BadWaldo s Revenge	Jun 25th, 2009 06:15:11 PM
The King of Pop/has passed on/but his memory lives on/in Neverland/where there is happiness/no more pain/as a mortal being whose/childhood fraught with hardship/he found his calling in music and choreography/that brought joy/to the world/where happiness was found/in his soul when music is achieved/to heavenly profundity/So long, thanks for the memories/soul has departed to the cosmos/May The King of Pop live on in sweet memory of humanity/Forevermore.
i wonder if they will find anything in his house now. by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 06:15:38 PM
like the secret play room.
Kief_Ledger by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 06:15:50 PM
"Like he was in the Wishing Tree beating off to the Wizard of Oz when he fell and broke his neck." LOL!
You know that somewhere in Hollywood right now... by JackLucas	Jun 25th, 2009 06:16:10 PM
there is at LEAST one meeting taking place about a rushed biopic. You are going to get TONS of them. There will be the network television movies, the cable television movies (or even series), straight to video knock off rush jobs with a white guy playing Michael and the sure to be Oscar bait big budget star cast Hollywood biopic. As a kid I remember going to a hole in the wall record store to purchase Thriller on vinyl. Even remember performing a lip synch to Beat It in a grade school talent show. The making of the music video for Thriller was one of the first things I can remember introducing me to Rick Baker as I was just a bit young at that point to had seen American Werewolf. Fond memories a plenty in relation to the guy, but sadly in the end he did this to himself. I said about five years back that he was going to end up dying of a heart attack due to all of the surgeries he had endured over the years. But much like Harry, I would have loved to had seen him pull his shit back together and admit his mistakes, get back in the studio to make some even mediocre tunes and get out there on tour again. Hope he's at peace now. Don't think he had much throughout his life.
So long Michael - you were fantastic! by Professor_Monster	Jun 25th, 2009 06:16:20 PM
get aside the whole scandal - I'll miss the King
Mr. Zeddemore, me neither but I don't joke about it by MrFloppy	Jun 25th, 2009 06:16:25 PM

BadWaldosRevenge, wow, that's creepy by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:16:48 PM
And you are way too easy to find.
...wonder if he's drinking "Jesus Juice" right now? by FlickaPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 06:17:05 PM

Classic jokes. Not related to his death. by V'Shael	Jun 25th, 2009 06:17:16 PM
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in. Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date? A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house. Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? A: Because there are twenty of them. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? A: Two 5 year olds. Q: What's disgusting, brown and often found in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
The Jeffersons was on last night on Comedy Central... by PerfectSynergy	Jun 25th, 2009 06:17:32 PM
in the UK . This could just be a case of ignorance...
Hard to work up sadness by Toonol	Jun 25th, 2009 06:17:54 PM
I'm not happy he's dead; it's always sad to see someone die. However... how can I say this... I guess I'm just glad it wasn't any of the six billion better people on the planet.
Time + Tragedy = Comedy by WickedJester	Jun 25th, 2009 06:18:05 PM

Oh yeah, I feel bad for his kids, alright. Remember names? by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 06:18:22 PM
Prince Michael I, Paris Michael and Prince Michael II. I feel bad for them alright. If I'd been named like that, I'd have been orchestrating the death of my parents for a long, long time.
and Fidel Castro still lives. by Orionsangels	Jun 25th, 2009 06:18:23 PM

Coughlins Laws, he was never convicted by MattmanReturns	Jun 25th, 2009 06:18:26 PM
So stating that shit as fact to justify being an asshole about his death is bullshit. Fuck you.
BadWaldo s Revenge by yer mama	Jun 25th, 2009 06:18:32 PM
Thank you! That was the funniest thing I've read all day!!!! Wait...you were serious?
CherryValance - if the death of a child molester by Hint_of_Smegma	Jun 25th, 2009 06:19:16 PM
....bums you out and makes you hate the world, then more fool you. The guy was talented, without doubt. He achieved more in terms of his showbusiness career than virtually any other performer. And that would have been fantastic had he also not been a fucking child molester. Whatever the reasons for it, whatever the knocks he had in life as a kid, nothing excuses that and it pretty much wipes out anything good you could ever do to make up for it. I'm not glad the guy is dead, I never knew him so I can't work up that much love or hate. I am disappointed however that he didn't spend the last years of his life in jail. You know, where all the non-famous pedophiles belong. Jeebus, some asshats will excuse anything if someone's famous.
this is shitty by boyrobin	Jun 25th, 2009 06:19:25 PM
end of story. this "fame" thing seems to destroy people. elvis, marilyn, michael now. absolute shitty.
by robtaylor	Jun 25th, 2009 06:19:35 PM
"Love him or hate him, he's an icon by Kief_Ledger . It'll be like this when McCartney kicks the bucket." no cos McCartney died in 1967... everyone knows that...
Tupac/Jackson album in the works. by effector12	Jun 25th, 2009 06:19:37 PM
He and Tupac are working on it right now!
shockwaves from his death will result by babblerouser	Jun 25th, 2009 06:19:37 PM
in the san andreas fault collapsing, sending southern california into the pacific.. hey, I'm trying to find something positive in this tragedy
At first, I thought they meant Orville Redenbacher... by SnacksForAll	Jun 25th, 2009 06:20:11 PM
thank God it's not. I don't think I could have withstood such a devastating loss. Oh, wait. CRAP.
Here we go! by Dude_gimme_tabs	Jun 25th, 2009 06:20:53 PM
All the news channels switched to "9/11" mode, talking heads rolled out. It's all going a bit Princess Diana out there. This will knock Iran off the news and cancel out the fact that about two hours ago Kim Jong "So Ronery" just directly threatened to launch a nuke at the USA due to a ship of weapons he has sent to help the Burmese Junta kill dissenters being potentially stopped by the navy. But never mind. Eat this meaningless showbiz shit up and wail in the streets like idiots. Fucking culture deserves that nuke from North Korea.
from H Rollins: by babblerouser	Jun 25th, 2009 06:21:10 PM
and Edie Brickell still lives!
JEFF GOLDBLUM IS DEAD TOO! by Baron Karza	Jun 25th, 2009 06:21:19 PM

Creature crawl in search of blood by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 06:21:32 PM
to terrorize yall's neighborhood... Not a Thirller reference. Just talking about the reporters for the nightly news.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU FARRAH!!! by Bob C. Cock	Jun 25th, 2009 06:21:33 PM
bye michael, i'll miss you :(
Oh Iran by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 06:22:22 PM
They need help. They always say that they don't need anyone's help, but that place is so fucked up.
he really did make some shitty music by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 06:22:30 PM
i know he was insanely famous and for a decade he was the biggest celebrity on Earth, and Im not saying the guy wasnt a legend, but its not really because of his music. his music is largely forgotten except for Thriller and maybe Beat it (both of which are laughed at more than revered). He truly was the King of Pop: easily consumable and easily forgettable. if it werent for the plastic surgery and the child molestation rumors, he would have been forgotten a long time ago.
Michael Jackson dead at 50. by otm shank	Jun 25th, 2009 06:22:43 PM
His nose was 3 years old. R.I.P. you talented yet bat-shit crazy man.
Baron Karza - shut the fuck up! by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 06:22:59 PM
"life will, uh, find a way", is alls I'm saying.
There's some VERY stupid people here by Mr. Graboid	Jun 25th, 2009 06:23:13 PM
I followed the hole trial concerning the accusations towards him. I think his innocence was very clear. Fucking stupid americans...
RIP Smooth Criminal by Liberty Valance	Jun 25th, 2009 06:23:14 PM
"Rock With You" will always be one of the 10 greatest songs of all time. I don't care what any of you talentless fucks say.
2Pac and MJ jokes? Really? by WickedJester	Jun 25th, 2009 06:23:28 PM
That's just weak humor..
He's dead, he's dead, he's really really dead by KarlKolchak	Jun 25th, 2009 06:24:30 PM
Who's dead?
Out of Respect by Rollofpennies	Jun 25th, 2009 06:25:35 PM
Easily the most influential person since the lates 1970s. R.I.P Mr. Jackson.
Wait, there really are reorts about Jeff Goldblum... by FlickaPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 06:25:49 PM
...falling to his death...
Man, this Goldblum death hoax sure grew legs in a hurry by bravogolfhotel	Jun 25th, 2009 06:26:03 PM
Isn't he still in NYC shooting MORNING GLORY?
Mr. Graboid by yer mama	Jun 25th, 2009 06:26:09 PM
the "hole trial"? That is very funny! Good on ya! Best post of the day!
Mr. Graboid by cornponious	Jun 25th, 2009 06:26:24 PM
Watch who you're calling stupid. And I'm not convinced his innocence was all that clear.
JEFF GOLDBLUM cant die. he was never really alive by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 06:26:31 PM
check his pulse
BMacShit by Mr. Graboid	Jun 25th, 2009 06:26:42 PM
Saying that his music is forgettable proves that your head must be filled with shit. How can you even get such stupid words out of your mouth? Or in this case, out of your little fat fingers?...
puddleglum, cheers by Kief_Ledger	Jun 25th, 2009 06:27:05 PM
I'll be here all week.
You're next, Roman! by AzulTool	Jun 25th, 2009 06:27:13 PM

Jeff Goldblum is NOT dead! by cornponious	Jun 25th, 2009 06:27:31 PM
He's watching me poop right now.
Mr. Graboid...you mean "THERE ARE" some stupid.. by FlickaPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 06:27:38 PM
...people here.
Thanks for the music, Michael. Bye. by matineer	Jun 25th, 2009 06:27:40 PM
Great talent. So many people here gleefully pointing out his imperfections. What's that one about throwing stones? Sob.
Goldblum thing is BS, right? by WickedJester	Jun 25th, 2009 06:27:50 PM

Coughlins Laws- I agree with you on several points by Heckles	Jun 25th, 2009 06:27:57 PM
At least today though, I might play a few classic MJ tunes and figure he's getting the ultimate judgement, if you believe in that sort of thing.
BMacSmith, and Da Vinci made a lot of shit too by MattmanReturns	Jun 25th, 2009 06:28:01 PM
That's part of the artistic process. What's your fucking point? You're forgetful? He had several more classics than the two you mentioned. Smooth Criminal. Billie Jean. Break of Dawn. Bad. I can go on but you'll just forget.
Farrah just got Groucho'ed by MCVamp	Jun 25th, 2009 06:28:02 PM
Groucho Marx had the unfortunate timing to die about the same time as Elvis Presley and have his obit buried. Perhaps the only instance of Groucho having poor timing. And Michael's music isn't "largely forgotten" BMacSmith. Most radio stations that fall into the respective categories (80's, 90's, oldies, pop, retro, R&B, etc) always have a variety of Michael on rotation...and will triple that output over the next 7 days.
The Beatles Catalog??? by effector12	Jun 25th, 2009 06:28:08 PM
Who own's them now? Please tell me the fate of the Beatles is not in LaToya's hands!!!
i dont have any albums to listen to... by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Jun 25th, 2009 06:28:08 PM
guess ill just go hide in teh secret compartment room in my closet with a bottle of wine
"Thriller" remake with a real zombie? by KarlKolchak	Jun 25th, 2009 06:28:12 PM
I'm just sayin....
i dont have any albums to listen to... by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Jun 25th, 2009 06:28:18 PM
guess ill just go hide in teh secret compartment room in my closet with a bottle of wine
Can we have the entire THRILLER video on DVD now? by thethedew	Jun 25th, 2009 06:28:21 PM
...including the wonderful behind-the-scenes doc. Lots of John Landis goodness.
V'Shael by BadMrWonka	Jun 25th, 2009 06:28:36 PM
you forgot the best one: What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach? "Hey, get out of my son!"
Ian Malcolm is not dead, dammit by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:29:02 PM
that's a terrible rumor
YOU CANT KILL THE CHAOS THEORY GUY!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 06:29:04 PM
Dammit!
It is as if the Grim Reaper is whacking the '70's... by Reaver Chow	Jun 25th, 2009 06:29:17 PM
Watch out John Ritter.... What?...Really? Uh, nevermind... Watch out Henry Winkler...
ARE YOU SHITTING ME HARRY..LINKIN PARK??? by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Jun 25th, 2009 06:29:21 PM
I HAVE TO LISTEN TO FUCKING LINKIN PARK NOW WHEN I VISIT THIS SITE..STOP BUTTON YOU FAT FUCK
by Cobra--Kai	Jun 25th, 2009 06:29:31 PM
Jeff Goldblum dead too! Fuck me it's true! This story's going to get seriously overshadowed by MJ, but god. What a tragic day. News link below: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wor ld/asia-pacific/8118257.stm
...and for the love of Michael, can we have MOONWALKER in R1? by thethedew	Jun 25th, 2009 06:30:28 PM
... has been only available on R2 DVD for years now. This should shake it loose.
Love/hate for Jackson by Heckles	Jun 25th, 2009 06:30:35 PM
Loved the early music. Can't forget about the alleged crimes.
What? No, the Goldblum thing has to just be hoax by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 06:30:39 PM
started on AICN, no doubt.
Funeral? by Kakii	Jun 25th, 2009 06:30:46 PM
Its going to be a major issue with his burial, as he isnt 100% biodegradable
Mr. Zeddemore, no one's saying we should grieve him over other p by MrFloppy	Jun 25th, 2009 06:30:55 PM
Music and culturally, with no doubt, it's a BIG loss. I can understand that many people wanted him dead (like when Heston passed). I didn't follow any trial, so I prefer not to think about that. As I said, if he did all that things, I hope he's paying now. But what I really can't understand is all that people joking about him, not just because they're angry about the pedophille thing, but just for fun. That's so bizarre and inhumane...
LOTSA PEOPLE DIED, DIED!!!! by AzulTool	Jun 25th, 2009 06:31:20 PM

If Goldblum can survive Vibes, he's definitely by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 06:31:27 PM
not going out like a sucker on some movie set.
Yeah, the Goldblum thing is BS by bravogolfhotel	Jun 25th, 2009 06:31:37 PM
Here's the original URL: http://jeff.goldblum.mediafetc her.com/news/top_stories/actor _new_zealand.php Plug something into the search field and see what happens.
whatever fanboys, King of Pop is like saying King of Crap by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 06:31:48 PM
i expect you all back here in a few months when Britney Spears finally bites it and we can all talk about her incredible impact on music and her legendary singing and dancing. and yes, Michael Jackson was the Britney Spears of his era, only he was weirder and admittedly a better dancer.
just saw the LIBERIAN GIRL vid on MTV by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 06:32:06 PM
wow that was an 80s blast from the past.
RIP my childhood hero, Michael Jackson! by Zegna777	Jun 25th, 2009 06:32:36 PM

DONT WORRY GUYS, THE JACKSONS ARENT ON AICN by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 06:33:25 PM
but then they probably dont care much about him either.
I dare you not to smile while... by Harold-Sherbort	Jun 25th, 2009 06:33:25 PM
...P.Y.T. is playing.
unfortunately Bacci, they will outlive us all... by br1947	Jun 25th, 2009 06:33:30 PM

Had tickets for the O2 by barnaby jones	Jun 25th, 2009 06:33:36 PM
Am gutted, goodbye to an icon.
Mr. Graboid by Logan_1973	Jun 25th, 2009 06:34:04 PM
Would you ever let MJ babysit your kid?
MTV playing music videos is itself a blast from my past by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 06:34:12 PM
wish I was near a TV to witness it in-person.
GEORGE LUCAS HAS A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH by AzulTool	Jun 25th, 2009 06:34:54 PM

Michael Jackson made MTV, with him, they wouldn't be shit. by ganymede3010	Jun 25th, 2009 06:35:53 PM

Dammit. All the stars should just stay home today by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 06:36:24 PM
We don't want to lose anyone else.
Wait.. by StarskyandHushky	Jun 25th, 2009 06:36:24 PM
..you mention his 'cinematic' achievements and leave out that Moonwalker fucking movie he did?
Artistic genius by allykatD	Jun 25th, 2009 06:36:27 PM
Say what you want about him, he did slide into freakshow territory in his later years, but at the top of his game this guy was a genius. And really, you know the people making nasty comments... that is sucy bad karma I can't even begin to say... not only that it's mean spirited. I mean, I can't say I liked everything Michael Jackson did, but I would never, ever say things like "good riddance". That's so low class and like killing-kittens nasty.
Jeff Goldblum by Dude_gimme_tabs	Jun 25th, 2009 06:36:28 PM
New Zealand police are saying that Goldblum fell to his death whilst filming in NZ.... or that is what Google News says. Could be BS though.
CNN reports... by MattsSwellHouse	Jun 25th, 2009 06:36:42 PM
Michael Jackson was a shy individual, but he exploded onstage! Presumably the family will seek a second opinion? (I'm a massive fan-humour is my way of coping)
Farrah, Michael and now JEFF!!! by Danger Mouse	Jun 25th, 2009 06:36:53 PM
Reports from NZ police that Jeff Goldblum has fallen to his death filming in NZ!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
FROM AICN: RYAN REYNOLDS TO BE BURIED!!! by AzulTool	Jun 25th, 2009 06:38:07 PM
WILL THIS MADNESS NEVER END?
Who's next? I think we know "who's next"... by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 06:39:12 PM
not to feed intot he AICN Dead Pool idea, but let's look at the realities, folks: Patrick Swayze Michael J. Fox (though , maybe not THAT soon) Norm from Cheers Kirk Douglas (I don't care what the LA Times says about him being in "great" health) Ernest Borgnine (i don't care if he CAN still masturbate!)
TurdontheRun - well said man. by Human_Bean_Juice_	Jun 25th, 2009 06:39:18 PM

the King of Pop is DEAD! Long Live the... um.. Prince? by Maniaq	Jun 25th, 2009 06:39:46 PM
I believe to this day Thriller still holds the record for the number of records sold? And that's a record that was achieved pretty much immediately... He's pretty much a non-entity from at least a generation back - I for one was always holding out hope he might embrace the excellent House music that derived from his creations and release a kick-ass album in that genre, you know, produced by Timo Maas or someone... ...but I guess the gods of Pop had other plans for him? Does anybody know if he ended with a penny to his name to leave to his children?
YOU CANT TAKE FUCKING JEFF!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 06:39:48 PM
He is a rock star!!!
Jeff is fine. Just got off the phone with him. by V'Shael	Jun 25th, 2009 06:39:51 PM
How is that any less believable than the bullshit rumours of his demise?
i think i heard by StarskyandHushky	Jun 25th, 2009 06:40:04 PM
this 'falling to his death in NZ' thing quite a lot reently about other acotrs, I dont buy it. Goldblum is fuckign alive.
425 post in an hour and a half by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 06:40:16 PM
has to be a record
Google news has nothing on Goldblum by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:40:21 PM
Goldblum dying is something I care about and it's not a funny thing.
Nothing can kill the brundlefly by Kief_Ledger	Jun 25th, 2009 06:40:29 PM

Rot in hell you noseless freak by lonniebeale	Jun 25th, 2009 06:40:36 PM
Anybody who ever liked him should be ashamed!
Sounds like a horrible M. Night Shamalong Plot by LeCoug	Jun 25th, 2009 06:40:54 PM
So we have McMahn, Farrah, Jackson... Now maybe Goldblum and has anyone heard the rumors about Harrison Ford!?
maybe Ed McMahon was number 3 by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 06:41:12 PM
he just got a headstart
Jeff Goldblum hoax - SHUT THE FUCK UP! by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 06:41:24 PM
it's not true. NOT TRUE Not True! but, seriously, it's BS, just ignore it already.
There has to be a celebrity serial killer by Kief_Ledger	Jun 25th, 2009 06:41:27 PM
If I were anyone remotely talented, I'd lock my fucking doors.
Farrah's thunder stolen by batzilla	Jun 25th, 2009 06:41:45 PM
Wow. Who would have thought? Poor Farrah. She deserves to be talked about the next day or so but instead it's going to be all about Michael Jerkson. JAMOIN! JA JA JA JAMOIN! HEEE HEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BMacSmith by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 06:41:50 PM
You are an ignorant twat.
Could this talkback get to 2,000 hits? by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:42:07 PM
Seems likely
Same with the Harrison Ford BS. by V'Shael	Jun 25th, 2009 06:42:21 PM
Not true.
Good career move by KarlKolchak	Jun 25th, 2009 06:42:47 PM
Seriously, get ready for the TV movie, DVD boxset and and comemorative plates. PS If Michael O'Donoghue can die young, nobody is safe.
Wait, wait, Wait! McMahon died? When the hell did this happen? by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 06:43:00 PM
I've been out of town on vacation...in a cave, apparently.
JAMOIN? It's SHAMONE. by shaneo632	Jun 25th, 2009 06:43:16 PM

All Star Trek Classic actors stay home today! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 06:43:25 PM
I don't want to come back in 2 hours and see that William Shatner died.
TMZ, MJ's Death Grinds internet to a halt! by ganymede3010	Jun 25th, 2009 06:43:43 PM
in the moments following Michael Jackson's death -- so many people rushed to the Internet, that it practically stopped the entire WWW in its tracks. Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, AIM -- just a few of the scores of major web sites bombed by a tidal wave of traffic. Most of the sites still worked, but the epically high traffic numbers caused them all to move at a snail's pace. The last time the 'net had this kind of traffic -- Obama's inauguration.
Heart attack = undignified? by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 06:43:57 PM
I disagree with that.
Have the retards started gathering in front of the hospital? by AzulTool	Jun 25th, 2009 06:44:02 PM
Are they crying? Oh, please tell me they're crying!
i love MJ when i was a kid, then i turned 10 by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 06:44:15 PM
and realized how bad his music was. plus i was probably too old to ever hold his interest by that point anyway. Damn that Corey Feldman for taking him from me!
Famous people stay inside today! by Danger Mouse	Jun 25th, 2009 06:44:45 PM
Lock your doors, remove sharp objects and stay safe!!! Except Tom Cruise- You can go out and place with the trucks on the freeway.
People gathering in front of the hospital is sad by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:45:09 PM
People gathering in front of the wrong hospital is hilarious
Wow. He will be missed. He pretty much re-invented basketball. by The_Ghost_of_Marcus_Brody	Jun 25th, 2009 06:45:25 PM

Not Clooney!!!! by LeCoug	Jun 25th, 2009 06:45:38 PM
When will it stop!!!!! Seriously, when will the BS stop?
Beatles catalog goes back to Paul per his wishes.. by Alfred_Packer	Jun 25th, 2009 06:45:45 PM
MSNBC is reporting that the 50% of the catalog MJ still owns is to go to Paul. Good for him if thats indeed true.
Empty-vee preempts its seventh encore by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 06:45:58 PM
broadcasting of The real World to play old Jackson videos, pretending that, in 1982, they didn't have to be bullied into showing "Billie Jean" in the first place. How can you NOT laugh at this shit?
Definitely, Prince won by Wonderboys	Jun 25th, 2009 06:46:17 PM
Later in his life he turned into a joke, but Michael Jackson was awesome in his prime. Sorry to see he didnt have a chance to make a decent comeback before going.
"place with the trucks on the freeway" by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:46:31 PM
What the hell, is there some kind of race?
I don't feel sorry for his kids by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 06:47:03 PM
Seriously, they'll be sad now, but in the long term not having that fucked up clown face leering at them will serve them well.
i like that MTV still plays commercials during its tribute. by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 06:47:19 PM
stay classy!
Leonard Nimoy stay home and order a pizza! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 06:48:04 PM
We don't want to lose Spock!!!
Goldblum HOAX confirmed (link inside) by MaxCalifornia.	Jun 25th, 2009 06:48:25 PM
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/ hoaxes/tomhanks.asp Very old prank/hoax
Wait, MTV still exists? by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:48:27 PM
At least they brought us The State.
McMahon & MJ dead - really is time for a Weird Al tribute by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 06:48:38 PM
Heeere's Johnny, Eat it, and Fat. Am I missing any?
"Bizarre and inhumane" by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 06:48:45 PM
Is this your first AICN obit talkback? I'm not MJ's biggest fan, or even one to defend him against whatever sorts of unsavory allegations were leveled against him... but the unmitigated glee that certain talkbackers show in celebrating the news of a person's death is enough to convince me that pedophiles aren't necessarily the lowest form of humanity. Stay classy, guys.
Do not, I repeat do NOT by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 06:48:49 PM
ever hire Lou Ferrigno as your fitness coach.
Don't worry London concertgoers, you'll get your moneys worth by Kief_Ledger	Jun 25th, 2009 06:49:21 PM
Ladies and Gentleman, Mr. Tito Jackson! crickets chirp Tumbleweed rolls through the crowd
Janet Jackson got to make one video with him. by Orionsangels	Jun 25th, 2009 06:49:23 PM

The State! by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 06:49:29 PM
man, I loved that show. "I wanna dip my balls in it!"
Breaking News : America's good taste RIP by MaxCalifornia.	Jun 25th, 2009 06:49:37 PM
Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen took in $60 million on opening day.
http://www.mtv.com/videos/michae l-jackson/13322/thriller.jhtml#i by ganymede3010	Jun 25th, 2009 06:49:53 PM

You hear that? by AzulTool	Jun 25th, 2009 06:50:21 PM
That's the sound of a billion little assholes unpuckering.
oops! by ganymede3010	Jun 25th, 2009 06:50:31 PM
http://www.mtv.com/videos/mich ael-jackson/13322/thriller.jht ml#id=1614737
i grew up on his music by manbat33	Jun 25th, 2009 06:50:37 PM
he will be missed
Some of Michael Jackson's dance moves were almost... by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:50:44 PM
supernatural back in the day. To a very small child it was almost mesmerizing. Now, as an adult, I can't help but feel that was the point. The creepy, creepy point.
Motown 25!! by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro	Jun 25th, 2009 06:50:46 PM
I'll always remember watching him and Jackson 5's tv performance the old songs and the new songs. RIP MJ
MR ZEDDEMORE ! by Dude_gimme_tabs	Jun 25th, 2009 06:51:14 PM
I did not compare his death to "9/11". I said that the TV networks had gone into 9/11 mode with the blanket coverage, poorly chosen talking heads with tenuous links to the events etc. etc. It was a comment on the news networks, not a comment on 9/11.
Suicide component by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 06:51:20 PM
If it's true that this situation arose from a suicide attempt that is sadly appropriate. I can only imagine that he was feeling like he couldn't perform on stage anymore ... To him that would be like a living death anyway.
Janet Jackson made a sex video with him. by V'Shael	Jun 25th, 2009 06:51:54 PM
But they were both like, 8 or something and it was Poppa Joe holding the 16mm camera. So it doesn't really count.
KENNY ROGERS STAY HOME!! DOLLY PARTON!! STAY HOME!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 06:52:06 PM
MARK HAMILL STAY HOME!!!!
Logan_1973 by Mr. Graboid	Jun 25th, 2009 06:52:07 PM
I usually dont let strange men babysit my daughter, so it's a hard question to answer. But because I wouldnt let him doesnt make him guilty. I honestly dont think he was guitly of what he was accused. But I do think he might have slept in the same bed as some of them... Kinda like I do with my own daughter. For someone other than the parent its pretty weird. But it isnt molesting you know? I just think really was a child at heart since he was robbed of his own childhood... Adn therefore projected that over to other kids. With the whole "hole trial" thing... yeah I guess it was pretty funny. To the person asking me to watch who I called stupid: Why??? This TB proves my point. That doesnt mean I hate every american on the planet. Or are calling them stupid, because we all know THAT would be pretty stupid.
Can you point to where he touched you? by clone-o-mat	Jun 25th, 2009 06:53:04 PM
points to heart
moonwalker was awesome! by onefatman	Jun 25th, 2009 06:53:13 PM
but yeah, thriller. something something kids something - thats not important anymore - thriller.
"Suicide component" by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 06:53:21 PM
If that's true, then Chris Rock needs to officially change his name to Negrodamus.
Sad/Glad by RaRoMo	Jun 25th, 2009 06:53:39 PM
It's sad whenever anyone dies. But at least he won't molest any more children. All his money, all his fame, but he couldn't get away from his compulsion to sexually fondle little boys, ruining their lives. It's best that he's dead.
Anyone remember that Sega video game? by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 06:54:02 PM
It was kinda fun to throw Michael's hat.
Almost 500 posts already, has to be a record by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 06:54:08 PM
Michael Jackson still setting records, posthumously.
Wonder if he left a suicide note... by Human_Bean_Juice_	Jun 25th, 2009 06:54:22 PM
and if it'll ever see the light of day.
RIP by darquelyte	Jun 25th, 2009 06:54:31 PM
Wow.... As shocked as I was when my favorite "new" actor Heath Ledger died, this, for me, is the most shocking death of a celebrity since Princess Di. RIP Michael Jackson. And today, really, is not the time nor place for nasty remarks that I've seen in these comments. There will be other days for comments and speculation of such things, but today is a day to mourn a talent who brought much joy and charity to so many. Everything else is unproven speculation and innuendo.
ebonic_plague, thank you by MattmanReturns	Jun 25th, 2009 06:54:48 PM
There are some good people here, but a lot of them are sick individuals.
Who had MJ in the Deathpool? by AzulTool	Jun 25th, 2009 06:54:52 PM
50 points to you!
by spiral115	Jun 25th, 2009 06:55:19 PM
kabong: Ed McMahon, Farrah and the perv... er I mean Michael Jackson. Makes three.
Goldblum death is crap by drewlicious	Jun 25th, 2009 06:55:40 PM
It's been confirmed. He's alive and well. That Harrison Ford rumor is crap too.
Macaulay Culkin and Corey Feldman are having a bad day today. by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 06:55:42 PM

RIP by Munro Kelly	Jun 25th, 2009 06:56:38 PM
My prayers to his family.
CPR didn't work because they couldn't pinch his "nose" by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 06:56:43 PM
And when they tried mouth-to-mouth, the paramedic chocked on a Sponegebob toy some kid left in there from the night before...
Scumcock... by spiral115	Jun 25th, 2009 06:57:05 PM
You are correct sir!
Royal London Hospital offers 1 Million for Jackson remains by conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2009 06:57:20 PM

GARY COLEMAN DEAD? by Cruzboy	Jun 25th, 2009 06:57:31 PM
seriously?
WHERE"S THAT WEBSTER KID AND BROOKE SHIELDS? by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 06:58:41 PM
They all went to the Grammy's togerher!!!!
To those who think Jacko was innocent... by V'Shael	Jun 25th, 2009 06:58:49 PM
I strongly urge you to read the court transcripts from the kids involved in case. They should convince you. All 4 most relevant pages can be found here : http://tinyurl.com/m4rndd
Zeddemore by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 06:59:40 PM
I know, and I wasn't referring to everyone... just the people who ARE happy to hear that a person died. And they ARE here, in force. And I have FAR less empathy for such "people" than I do for a guy like MJ.
OH MY GOD!! BIG BIRD JUST DIED! AHHH SHIT!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 06:59:42 PM
WHAT A DAY!!!
RIP by rgc123	Jun 25th, 2009 07:00:34 PM
Damn...he's career and life got crazy as the years went by, but I'm really sad by this. RIP MJ.
WEBSTER JUST DIED!!!! SHIT!!!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 07:00:46 PM

Celebrity without integrity is shit by spiral115	Jun 25th, 2009 07:00:55 PM
And this guy was one of the biggest child diddling pieces of shit ever. Good bye and good riddance you sorry son of a bitch.
Now might be a good time by NoQuarter	Jun 25th, 2009 07:01:02 PM
for that coke-fest/bender TB of infamy that some of y'all were planning a few weeks back. Also, RIP MJ.
RIP MJ by RockyG	Jun 25th, 2009 07:01:35 PM
He may have turned into a freak..but he was something in his prime..Thoughts to his famuily!!
DAMMIT I HAD TO WATCH PRIME AND MJ DIE IN A WEEK!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 07:01:47 PM
SHIT THIS REALLY IS THE 80'S!!!!
bacci40 by Mr. Graboid	Jun 25th, 2009 07:01:53 PM
With OJ I think its clear.. With MJ: not. But anyways....
...Transformers, too by rgc123	Jun 25th, 2009 07:02:04 PM
Oh yeah I forgot to say RIP to the Tranformers franchise too because Michael Bay killed it.
If his musical legacy is unimpeachable by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 07:02:07 PM
it wouldn't have been overshadowed by his behavior. Oh, and you know what? I REALLY REALLY REALLY don't give a shit what Ashton Kutcher and the Kardashian ass have to tweet about it. This is clearly, already beyond absurd.
Relax it was Latoya by sheepshagger	Jun 25th, 2009 07:02:15 PM
They couldnt tell the difference until they took her clothes off
Ahmadinejad needs to stop his meddling. by BlackBanana	Jun 25th, 2009 07:02:25 PM

Tomorrow a day of national schamourning.... by sheepshagger	Jun 25th, 2009 07:03:12 PM

Steven Wells dead too by Darth_Tarantino	Jun 25th, 2009 07:03:36 PM
UK AICN users will have heard about this. Was very sad to read about his death from cancer today. Remember reading the NME when I was in my teens and loving his writing. I don't read it anymore cos it's a crock of shit now, but Swells was one of the best writers ever to work for the music rag.
I heard by Juggernaut125	Jun 25th, 2009 07:03:39 PM
that Abe Vigoda has a small cameo role in 2012. After the world is destroyed, he comes out of his undamaged home, rings his hands and laughs and laughs and laughs.
Yeah, fuck Iran for messing with MJ! by kbarber29	Jun 25th, 2009 07:03:40 PM

Wow maybe he will come back as the fucked up zombie... by spiral115	Jun 25th, 2009 07:03:49 PM
...from thriller and fuck more kids.
I guess the hyberbaric chambers didn't help by kafka07	Jun 25th, 2009 07:04:38 PM
I thought those things were supposed to make him live longer or something.
Jeff Goldblum died today too? This better be another stupid rum by islander	Jun 25th, 2009 07:04:51 PM
I cant take this one.
Tom Cruise just announced that Scientology can save Jackson by V'Shael	Jun 25th, 2009 07:05:17 PM
If his estate just gives over all their money to the Church, then some invisible thetans will be dragged from Jackson's corpse, and he will rise again after 3 days. Hey, it's Tom Cruise. Don't you trust that fucking smile?
Diddle Master by Prophecyrob	Jun 25th, 2009 07:05:42 PM
Young boys around the world are breathing a sigh of relief.
Despite everything, there ZERO physical evidence. by ganymede3010	Jun 25th, 2009 07:05:53 PM
That's right zero physical evidence to connect him to any of the crimes. Even when Jordan Chandler allegedly described Michael's genitals, the police said that there wasn't a definite match. Part of me believes he may of committed these crimes, however, there was never any smoking gun connecting him to anything. Just the fact that he liked kids.
Rot in Hell MJ by Not_really_here	Jun 25th, 2009 07:06:37 PM
Wait, I don't believe in hell. Just rot you pedophile piece of shit.
Who cares if he fucked boys? by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:06:43 PM
...Not that I actually believe that he did, because I don't and they never proved it. I think he was just crazy and liked hanging with kids because they didnt take advantage of him. Regardless, "Man in the Mirror" gets him a free pass on at least 15 child molestation charges.
RIP by photoboy	Jun 25th, 2009 07:06:58 PM
He was taken too soon. The people talking about Jackson fucking kids need to show some respect.
Paul McCartney, this makes the girl officially yours. by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 07:07:33 PM

sorry guys TF2 made 60 million on wednesday by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 07:08:09 PM
Jackson will not be going to hell and there is no God, because Bay has just proven he doesnt exist. Bay's legions of brainless, paint huffing imbeciles have won the day.
Conviction? by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 07:08:30 PM
He definitely was weird with those kids but I find it hard to believe he wouldn't be in jail right now if all the charges of molestation were true.
Since this is a movie site by Mr. Graboid	Jun 25th, 2009 07:09:09 PM
Im stunned no one has uttered the famous "Dark Angel" line... Rest in pieces. Seems fitting.
I'll say it was an arrythmia brought on by anorexia. by Banditmania	Jun 25th, 2009 07:09:10 PM
Like Karen Carpenter.
Movie idea! by spiral115	Jun 25th, 2009 07:09:37 PM
After the lousy POS "Drag Me to Hell" Sam Raimi can make a comeback with another zombie movie about Jackson coming back and molesting more kids! Awesome. It will be scary and creepy. In a way kind of a bio pic of Jackson! And if they do flaming hair alla Pepsi Commercial/Ghost rider it will be fantastic! Just think of the CGI! Fuck me with a chainsaw this could be great!
I was 9 when Thriller came out by cylon_conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2009 07:09:50 PM
If you were a kid back then you know how fucking HUGE MJ was. Everyone wanted that damn red zipper jacket thing... and Captain Eo was the shit. This is a big deal for a lot of people. say what you want (ignorantly) about what you THINK he did in his private life, or about his cosmetic surgery, or his Zoo, blah blah... he was an enormously gifted singer and dancer. It's basically like Elvis died again today.
He died by eating 3 year old weiners... by Gus Van Rant	Jun 25th, 2009 07:09:56 PM
But seriously, RIP ON BRO...RIP ON! Chief Redcock will never be the same.
You can see the tip of his nose missing here by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 07:10:19 PM
In his last photo, check it out: www.etonline.com
I also think it's funny by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:10:39 PM
when people do the whole guilty before innocent, "BURN IN HELL PEDOPHILE" thing on this talkback because it reminds me why I'm a better person than you.
MJ also never had a chance at regular life by cylon_conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2009 07:11:05 PM
He was forced to be an entertainer by his psycho dad at such a young age with Jackson Five.... he literally never had a chance to be "normal". If you want to blame someone, blame Jackson Sr.
Mr. Zeddemore by Darth_Tarantino	Jun 25th, 2009 07:11:27 PM
The guy blatantly had issues. He had an awful childhood, grew up in public and as an adult seemed to rebel against adulthood. He was a strange strange character but blatantly a product of his upbringing. As I've said to friends tonight, I'll remember the music because that's what I grew up with and that's what I feel is important. After all, most people remember John Lennon for his music as opposed to remembering him as a wife beater, bad father, sometime alcoholic, reformed junkie and politically random person who financially supported the IRA in the 1970's.
Zeddemore, you're right... by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 07:11:57 PM
...as long as the jokes are funny. Stuntcock's, for example. And Carradine's TB, as fucked up as that whole thing was, had it's moments. But hate for hate's sake, like spiral115 up there, is the lowest form of humanity, and the only sort of people on whose graves I would actually be tempted to piss. Bacci40, I wish I could say I agreed, but I don't wish death on anyone... even a personification of true Evil like Cheney. I might not mourn his death, but if I celebrate it, I'm no better than he is. Just my 2 cents.
MJ had his heart attack after seeing TF2's 1stday gross by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 07:12:12 PM
i know i would have if i had a heart. fuck you Bay, you've won this round, but one day someone will stop you. fuck you Bay, fuck you hard.
Jackson by ufoclub1977	Jun 25th, 2009 07:12:22 PM
was just magic in the 70's and 80's... great entertainer. GREAT.
gany, MJ paid $20 million to that last accuser. by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 07:13:55 PM
If you were an innocent man, would you do the same thing?
There are way too many hater by Phategod2	Jun 25th, 2009 07:13:58 PM
of a man who was never convicted of any crime I suppose we should treat everyone like leppers who are accused but not convicted of crimes, right. alot of you are a bunch of Hypo-fucking-crits who need to be ashamed of yourselves A man died, a man, a father, and a son. The biggest lost comes to his children and his parents but too many of you mother breathers are cought by 2 unfounded accusations. I hope noone ever accuses you of a crime you didn't commit.
You remember a Pedophile but not a Drunk? by RipperGiles	Jun 25th, 2009 07:14:50 PM
Ed McMahon helped discover sick, perverted, mentally impaired little cocksmears like Jackson, and he NEVER, EVER, NOT FUCKING ONCE received any sort of respect from this site supposedly devoted to "entertainment". You have proven yet again, Harry, that you and your assorted basket of geek minions, are incapable of deciding what's more important: the passing of an entertainment legend, a man from an era where you actually had dto have talent and not just a Jew fro, a shrieky voice, or a father with lots of money and a vagina that didn't mind being exposed to be a successful celebrity. I would say that this site should be ashamed of itself, but the fucking avalanche into mediocrity I've seen it trickle into just over the past year proves that this is a site maintained by self-professed reporters who operate under internete meme screennames while shoveling the same piles of shit that TMZ, E!, ET, and the other whored up media outlets serve out on a coke spoon. Could I do better? I certainly could not do better. And it is because I could not do better that I don't attempt to. Like Granny Flash used to say, "if you can't do a job right, stay home and cuff it to grabs from the Gossip Girl sex tape". I preface the following with a warning that I don't actually believe in an afterlife, a supreme savior, or hope that things will get better for us as a world. Rest in Peace, Ed McMahon. You battled your demons, but you never once let alcohol be a demon on your shoulder or an excuse for a mad decision. You gave us entertainment, talent, and charm for longer than we deserved. I wish we had an eighth of what you possessed in our entertainment community today, because we're fucking needing it. Farrah Fawcett. While you may have risen to fame as a girl running in slo-mo with a gun on an Aaron Spelling jiggle show, you captured the hearts of a nation, became the icon of an era, and battled a poison that sought to rob you of your life and your dignity. The cancer may have taken your life, but you won the battle by leaving this planet with dignity, grace, and inspiration to the scores of folks who similarly battle cancer throughout their bodies. Michael Jackson. You rose to fame with your siblings, a perfect example of the Horatio Alger dream of success. You went solo and dominated a decade with your incredible, mind boggling blend of music and dance, revolutionizing the world of pop. Then your fame got to you. Perhaps you were haunted by your childhood. But you self destructed. You became an insult to the legend you built. You turned yourself into a joke, a walking horror cartoon with your dozens and dozens of cosmetic alterations. Michael Jackson died in the early 1990s, when the plastic surgery got out of control, the face he was born with was lost forever, and he became one of the vilest monsters to walk the street freely, raping children he'd invited to his own personal playground. I wish there were an eternity he could be punished in, because he may have found peace, but his victims haven't.
Patrick Swayze is Next by iownyou	Jun 25th, 2009 07:15:07 PM
knock knock
Fawcett and Jackson by skydemon	Jun 25th, 2009 07:15:25 PM
Both on the same day. Both were huge pop culture stars of the seventies and eighties. This is really making me feel old.
you dont give 20 million to someone to shut them up by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 07:15:37 PM
if you are innocent
Poor guy.... by attilathehun	Jun 25th, 2009 07:16:20 PM
he'll have a lot fewer choice of kiddies to molest in hell. Sniff.... Probably tag-team taking it in the ass right now from Satan and Saddam... COme on, SOuth Park. You know there's an episode in there.....
Poor guy.... by attilathehun	Jun 25th, 2009 07:16:33 PM
he'll have a lot fewer choice of kiddies to molest in hell. Sniff.... Probably tag-team taking it in the ass right now from Satan and Saddam... COme on, SOuth Park. You know there's an episode in there.....
The greatest live performer of the 20th century. by hallmitchell	Jun 25th, 2009 07:16:38 PM
I saw your concert in 1996. Great show. I loved the way you teamed up with the great guitar players of the era. Eddie Van Halen, Slash, Steve Stevens and Jennifer Batton. In your prime you had NO competition.
Yeah Zed... by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:16:41 PM
because humans just don't do that, not ever. No what I find funny is that people would come to a forum memorializing a beloved icon just to sling specious unfounded shit at the man, and not only that, but do it in a way that makes them sound like some creepy medieval mob member screaming for the gallows. Yeah I'm better than those people and it's funny and great!
He was a man amongst boys by Fico	Jun 25th, 2009 07:16:50 PM
truly
used to love this guy when i was a kid, but... by aclockworkkebab	Jun 25th, 2009 07:17:05 PM
confused really about how to feel, really loved him when i was a kid, then grew up and started listening to maiden and metallica (as you do), but despite how big a fan i was when i was a kid i belived the acusations against him so now dont know what to fell...caridac arrest, there is going to be so much shit about him come out now, people tend to get oose lipped after peope die, those kids of his for a start that woman who had them for him looks like a real chancer to me, cant wait for the lawsuit to get custody of them (they inherit his cash after all) let the circus commence...
MJ was the Don by proper	Jun 25th, 2009 07:17:30 PM
The first Zombies I ever saw were in Thriller,nice1 MJ :>.The first time I watched that[Premiere Channel 4],I couldn't stop drawing Zombies all weekend lol.......Everything up to Bad is immortal to me.Trailblazer.Al Sharptons words were real and express many things about how he transcended race and in a way moved the world forward.I never thought I'd see the day.............:
GOOD RIDDANCE. by Traumnovelle	Jun 25th, 2009 07:17:53 PM
I got no love for child molesters. His first albums were incredible, but fuck 'im. Let him rot.
Here's a Michael Jackson joke by xevoid	Jun 25th, 2009 07:19:11 PM
I haven't really seen any good ones here yet, so in the spirit of tastelessness on this site, here's one: How do you know when it's time to leave Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand. Thanks everyone. I'll be here through Sunday. Don't forget to try the steak. Seriously, RIP Man...I shed a tear for you today.
Thank you Stooopider. by Traumnovelle	Jun 25th, 2009 07:19:23 PM
Thank you very much. Well put.
All the people flipping shit by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:19:54 PM
about the pedo charges that ended in no convictions, please calm down. The attention you are getting is temporary. You can not milk it into anything bigger, so please just give this guy a little dignity and go spew hateful garbage about Transformers or something.
Peter Pan has finally left Neverland.... by styles99	Jun 25th, 2009 07:20:48 PM
We are all lost boys today...
You know what sucks more than this? by Harold-Sherbort	Jun 25th, 2009 07:21:14 PM
Living 10 minutes from his Gary, In home, which I do.
McMahon: the greatest bland yes man that ever lived by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 07:21:41 PM
and i couldnt care less. i dont get the outrage. he sat on a couch for several years. fantastic!
Does this means it's ok to like Transformers 2 and Kingdom of th by JarJar25	Jun 25th, 2009 07:21:55 PM
I liked both of these films. Is that ok with you guys and Michael?? It's sad, Michael will never have the chance to work with Michael Bay. Damn you AICN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jar Jar's Gotta Eat!!!!!!!!
Almost to 600 posts, amazing by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 07:22:09 PM
No, strawberry ice cream is amazing.
Mike fucked up. by the new transported man	Jun 25th, 2009 07:23:10 PM
He should've gone back to his home planet. His race can only survive 4-5 decades in Earth's atmosphere. They start to rapidly decay after 3 decades.
Have A Peaceful Journey Michael by Media Messiah	Jun 25th, 2009 07:23:24 PM
Peace to you, and blessings to your family. God be with you all.
Shit, i'd have a heart attack too if I saw that Transformers by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 07:24:07 PM
made 60 mil on one day.
He was a,,, by Jaka	Jun 25th, 2009 07:24:19 PM
Child molesting freak! Rot!
Ah, fuck, the Legend is dead. by kbarber29	Jun 25th, 2009 07:24:19 PM

No zed by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:24:22 PM
because I'm not calling out in public for them to burn in hell, stating untrue things about them, etc.. I'm just sitting here chuckling at them. Theres nothing wrong with feelings, it's actions, my friend. I respect everyone and I respect that circumstances are not the same for everyone, some people become megafamous as kids and have their childhoods and lived shunted off into some weird twilight zone. Some people live tiny lives in which their only outlet seems to be stirring up hateful shit on an entertainment forum dedicated to a beloved pop figure. Yeah it's ok to feel superior to those people, but it would put me on their level if I wished death on them or something like that...get it?
Fucking unbelievable!!! by pdennett316	Jun 25th, 2009 07:24:26 PM
First off, RIP Mr Jackson. Secondly, while I believe the man had severe emotional problems brought on by the lack of a normal childhood, had no concept of taboo boundaries you're not supposed to cross - sleeping in the same bed as a child who isn't yours - and generally being a bit of a wierdy, in NO WAY do I believe he actually raped any children. Too many conflicting reports and accounts from the various children who stayed with him, criminal and civil trials finding him not guilty and just the sheer volume of bullshit printed about the man over the years by a media who simply can't wait to tear strips off celebs the world over are enough to convince me he didn't rape anyone. Was he mentally stable? No. Was he fit to look after his own children? No. That doesn't make him evil, it makes him fucked up! His music and his charity work should be his legacy.....unfortunately I feel the dirt will be dug to further tarnish his memory by the cash hungry hanger's on who plagued him all his life. Fuck them. People are innocent until proven guilty, Jackson was never proven guilty. Even OJ was found guilty in civil court finally righting that wrong, Jackson was innocent. Fucked up, but innocent. RIP to a true legend, the most famous person in the world has gone.
1.20 am in england and im going to bed by aclockworkkebab	Jun 25th, 2009 07:24:29 PM
been watching the news here in blighty spoon bending goon Uri geller was just on bbc and says he apparently hypnotised him and when under asked him about the child abuse allegations and he said he was innocent...so there uri geller says so he didnt do it and you can trust him right, im sick of staring at the same ariel shot of the hospital with the gathering gawkers, im going to bed, nighty night
Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 07:24:34 PM
and Michael Jackson? One walked on the moon, and the other fucks little kids. ok, so what do i win?
Verbage, about your death list... by Literarywanderer	Jun 25th, 2009 07:25:26 PM
Two of your choices, Berle and Steiger, have been dead for several years.
Half of Asia just bought plane tickets to California by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 07:25:35 PM
unfortunately, they all bought tickets to San Diego. Look out Shamu!
Godspeed Michael by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:26:10 PM
Much Love!
JACKSON IS LEGEND by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 07:26:27 PM
you, sir, were the greatest entertainer of MY lifetime. rest in peace. raises gloved, jeweled fist in the air
They ever met? by WX1	Jun 25th, 2009 07:26:36 PM
Flickapoo at 5:13 . . . hahah, too funny. Tried searching online for "Farah Fawcett meets Michael Jackson" or "Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson." Can't seem to find a SINGLE pic' of them together. Anybody?
i wonder by RipperGiles	Jun 25th, 2009 07:27:16 PM
when I go to McDonalds tomorrow and ask them to make me the MichaeL Jackson, do you think they'll laugh or ask if I know I'm asking for a forty-year-old pattie on three year old buns.
Never Had A Chance With Joe Jackson For A "Dad" by mjgtexas	Jun 25th, 2009 07:27:27 PM
Dear God, would you send me a child? Oh God, would you send me a child? 'Cause I wanna put it up on the TV screen, so the world can see what your true word means. Lord would you just send me a sign? 'Cause I just gotta know if I'm wasting my time! Now I'm overcome, By the light of day. My lips are near but my heart is far away. Now the war is won, Howcome nothing tastes good? You're such a sensitive child! Oh, you're such a sensitive child! I know you're tired but it's alright, I just need you to sing for me tonight. You're gonna have your day in the sun; You know God loves the sensitive ones. Oh! My little bird in a cage! Oh! My little bird in a cage! I need you to get up for me, up on that stage, and show the men that you're old for your age. Now ain't the time for fear, But if you don't take it, it'll disappear.
I'm so happy, I unlocked the Japanese Code on Ys 6! by JarJar25	Jun 25th, 2009 07:27:52 PM
Ys 6 by the way is Ys 6 the Ark of Napishtim. Now I can play it with the Anime cut scenes and Japanese language audio track. You, see this is what made my day, not the death of Michael Jackson. Guess what people, life goes on. God's in his Heaven, All's right with the world!
whats the difference between Farah Fawcett by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 07:28:43 PM
and Michael Jackson? one looks like a woman, and the other is Farah Fawcett. HARHAR HAAAARRR
Hats off to TMZ.com, eh? CNN can suck it by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 07:28:48 PM
When it comes to celeb news, nobody comes close to matching TMZ. Imagine their power were it directed towards reporting about health care and the environment!
Actually by them taking 20 mill proves it was all about $$$ by ganymede3010	Jun 25th, 2009 07:29:31 PM
That's why I know the allegations are false. There's no fucking way that any parent will allow their child to get raped and not want to see the perpetrator behind bars.
"Who should I aim my loathing towards now" by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 07:29:51 PM
I don't know... back at yourself again?
keep trying bmac by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:29:57 PM
one day you'll say something witty in a TB
I remember hearing about how he wanted to play Peter Pan by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS	Jun 25th, 2009 07:30:32 PM
He petitioned Speilberg to give him the role in Hook. When he didn't get it he reportedly put a voodoo curse on Speilberg. I think it's safe to say that one backfired a bit.
Thank you actual people by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:30:46 PM
for having actual reasoning brains.
David Carradine has a new jerk off buddy by ackack	Jun 25th, 2009 07:30:49 PM

Soooo upset...... by TonyStarkIronMan	Jun 25th, 2009 07:31:01 PM
I've been drinking Jesus Juice since the news came in.
What is the problem with Michael Jackson? by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS	Jun 25th, 2009 07:31:23 PM
He's dead.
I hope this means the Beatles can have their songs back? by Clavius	Jun 25th, 2009 07:31:42 PM
It took longer than three days, but it looks like The Lamia finally came for Jacko.
I hope this means the Beatles can have their songs back? by Clavius	Jun 25th, 2009 07:31:55 PM
It took longer than three days, but it looks like The Lamia finally came for Jacko.
Thriller = best abum, period. by terry1978	Jun 25th, 2009 07:32:08 PM
I challenge anyone to tell me otherwise, and if you do, I want examples WITH detailed explanation, not just names.
Grippy Longstocking - at least im trying by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 07:32:48 PM
no one else is.
BMacSmith, we get it, you're a piece of shit by MattmanReturns	Jun 25th, 2009 07:32:48 PM
You've proved your point.
"Voodoo curse on Spielburg" by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 07:33:00 PM
That explains a LOT, actually. Damn you, MJ!
If anyone was a pedo id say it was by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:33:06 PM
Spielberg. The way he exploits kids in his flicks is fucking bonkers. And do you remember that scene in Hook where the kids all body paint Robin Williams? WTFever.
The only songs I liked by AxeEmAll	Jun 25th, 2009 07:33:10 PM
were the ones he sang as a kid and We Are The World. I'm not into Thriller and the others as a matter of personal preference. But it doesn't mean that I should make fun of him. His personal problems reveal what happens to someone who struggled to live a normal life. And no one's perfect. Anyone who bashes him as a child molester is like those religious bigots who were about to throw stones at Mary Magdalene...throw the first stone, anyone?
McMahon, Carradine, Jackson, Fawcett, who's next? by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 07:34:30 PM
these things always happen in 5s. wait didnt Dom Delouise bite it too? well thats it then. you can all come out now.
Sean Connery Will Be Next by banville	Jun 25th, 2009 07:35:13 PM
The next undisputed icon to go will probably be Sean Connery. The rumour mill has it that he's in the last stages of cancer. And at the Edinburgh Film Festival last week he looked terrible and very thin.
The man-child is touching kids in heaven now.... by TonyStarkIronMan	Jun 25th, 2009 07:35:26 PM
Or being touched by giant child-men in Hell. You decide.
are you all insane? by BadMrWonka	Jun 25th, 2009 07:35:33 PM
if you want to pretend he was a saint, have at it. but please don't act to incredulous that some of us are cracking jokes. the man was a pedophile, for christ sake! just because he made hit records he gets a free pass for having sex with children? and please, PLEASE PLEASE stop talking about how he may not have. you really have to be kidding. Neverland ranch is the world's biggest pedo-van! here, have a read from some sworn testimony from one of his cases: "Physical contact between Michael Jackson and myself increased gradually. The first step was Michael Jackson hugging me. The next step was for him to give me a brief kiss on the cheek. He then started kissing me on the lips, first briefly and then for a longer period of time. He would kiss me while we were in bed together. [...]Michael Jackson put his tongue in my mouth. I told him I did not like that. Michael Jackson started crying. [...] Michael Jackson said that I did not love him as much as his other friend. [...]Michael Jackson then masturbted in front of me. He told me that when I was ready, he would do it for me. While we were in bed, Michael Jackson put his hands underneath my underpants. He then masturbated me to a climax. [...]Michael Jackson told me that I should not tell anyone what had happened. He said this was a secret." That kid and his family reportedly settled for $15 million. and this wasn't one random crazy thing, he SYSTEMATICALLY PROGRAMMED these kids to have sex with him through manipulation and lies. do you have any idea how fucked up that is? shake the cobwebs out of your brain if you can honestly say that you think he's innocent. I feel bad for him because I know he had a FUCKED up childhood, unbelievable fame and wealth, and it was a toxic combination, but it still doesn't excuse what he did. Ron Howard is normal...
michael jackson died in the mid 90s by RaveX	Jun 25th, 2009 07:36:03 PM
not sure why we are having an obit topic for a freak that died today.
Gany, the criminal trial is a separate matter by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 07:36:19 PM
They reported the crime and the local DA prosecuted and he was acquitted. The family pursued a civil action on their own, not tied to the criminal trial. By your logic, OJ Simpson is innocent because the victim's families sued for $$ damages. Come on, dude, you're a smart guy. Jackson hushed the kid. The guy was sick.
He was... by HercsShowerRadio	Jun 25th, 2009 07:36:20 PM
the People's Princess. Like a candle in the wind.
1.34am Still not gone to bed GOONS ON TV staring at ME!!! by aclockworkkebab	Jun 25th, 2009 07:36:28 PM
why did he generate weird fucking fans, michael jackson world wide fanclub goon on tv crying im laughing am i dead inside...ha ha hah BBC just announced "the glastonbury festival has fallen into insignificence beacuse jacko died"...are you fucking kidding they will be rolling in fields at this, "the festival will be given over to tributes to jacko" so says the 50 yr old getting very excited he was on the graceyard shift on bbc news 24 when he snuffed it, oh thats it definately going to bed now...wait now a ginger wierdo...and now there replaying uri geller loosing his shit, no must go to bed, work
CNN has standards by nostairway	Jun 25th, 2009 07:36:36 PM
They wouldn't report something unless they could confirm it beyond a doubt. That's what seperates professional journalists from hacks.
Can the real Michael please return to earth by TonyStarkIronMan	Jun 25th, 2009 07:37:18 PM
The white dog-turd version is gone.
The ones that are calling him pedo by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:37:57 PM
and stuff also all seem to me, based purely on grammar and actual post content, to be the types that beat off online about 5 times a day. Well I got news for you creeps. 1 in 10 of those girls who you jack off into your boxers over is a minor. Suck on that you pedo fucks.
HARRISON FORD STAY HOME!!! SPEILBERG HAS A DEATH PACT by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 07:38:05 PM

Pat Swayze is next on deck. by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 07:38:06 PM
you know it's true. Dalton's about to get bounced out this bitch.
terry1978 by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Jun 25th, 2009 07:38:46 PM
I love how you ask for detailed explainations to your arguement but just say "thriller, best album..period"...fucking retard
Being on the same page as BadMrWonka by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 07:38:55 PM
is reassuring. How you been, bro?
Motown 25 by VirgilHilts	Jun 25th, 2009 07:39:02 PM
A buddy of mine called me the day before the actual live show. He had an extra ticket. I told him I couldn't go because I had to finish a term paper or I was gonna flunk my English Lit class. What did I miss? Not much: Michael's first Moonwalk. Marvin Gaye a year before he died. Diana Ross and the Supremes. Smokey and the Miracles. And I missed it because of a fucking term paper. Got an A on it. But damn, I wish I had flunked that class. RIP Michael.
"Sean Connery will be next" by aclockworkkebab	Jun 25th, 2009 07:39:12 PM
dont mean to be a doom sayer, but i saw him recently and he is really ill, not kidding i felt really choked when i saw james bond ike that...arrr im not dead inside Michael Jackson dies dont really care...sean connery ill fucking depressed
Christ, I hope Swayze isn't next by Kief_Ledger	Jun 25th, 2009 07:40:04 PM
The man beat the commies, he can beat cancer.
He aint no saint! by AxeEmAll	Jun 25th, 2009 07:40:07 PM
But making fun of a dead guy is the creepiest and meanest thing any living person could ever do.
And yes he gets a pass by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:40:24 PM
not everyone would get a pass for fucking kids based off of a music album, but Mikey does! I would shovel babies into his asshole like it was a steam engine if it meant that I could have prescandal Michael back. Sorry.
CNN has standards? Then how can Wolf Blitzer still have a job? by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 07:41:12 PM
The guy is a fucking idiot. Or how about that troll-beast Nancy Grace? Standards??? You fucking crack me up, homey.
yes Mattman, im a piece of shit by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 07:41:43 PM
because i dont care that a child molesting candy pop singer from the 80s is toast. they should put King of NAMBLA on his tombstone.
Nobody excuses the bad shit..but he was a genius too by quantize	Jun 25th, 2009 07:41:53 PM
Get used to it, the world aint black and white mutherfuckers.
If some dude molested your kid by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 07:41:57 PM
would you accept ANY amount of money to drop the charges? If so you are as sick as the molester.
Abe Vigoda is the Kurgan. There can only be ONE by Orcus	Jun 25th, 2009 07:42:29 PM
He mocks us all from his throne
BadMrWonka, you believe everything you read? by MattmanReturns	Jun 25th, 2009 07:42:41 PM
Just because it's a sworn statement? There was a lot of money riding on that sworn statement. I'm not saying Jackson didn't molest children, it's certainly very possible... but it's also possible that some goldigging parents concocted a scheme. He wasn't convicted... and unlike the OJ farce, it's because the evidence wasn't there.
Of course half the world already thinks The Jews killed... by FlickaPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 07:42:46 PM
...him...you know they do.
eh, innocent until guilty by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:43:01 PM
That's how he'll be remembered, and that's why America is the bee's knees.
BadMrWonka by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 07:43:40 PM
Thank god we have you, the whole "innocent until proven guilty" thing was just WAY too subtle to ever work. Can I get one of those torches, too? There's a guy down the street who I am ABSOLUTELY SURE might have possibly been a Nazi. HOW'S THIS FOR A BURDEN OF PROOF, YOU NAZZI BITCH!
The face of music has changed forever! by TonyStarkIronMan	Jun 25th, 2009 07:43:53 PM
I mean.... this is 1995 isn't it??? This guy hasn't released shit in years, except a lot tapes of testimony, and that tape about the cops touching his junk.
Coughlin, Ripper, Zeddemore and all you other fuks by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 07:43:57 PM
All screaming and crying about him being a paedo or pedo or whatever the fuk. Your all a buncha fukken whiny azz 'lookit at me' pieces of multicolored constipated monkey shite/shit! Where the fuk was/is the outrage for convicted paedo/pedo's? Where the fuk is the outrage and sympathy for children who are molested every fukken day? Why the fuk do you save it simply for this TB? And don't fukken tell me that it is because no other TB's talk about child molesters accused or otherwise, because every last black rhino fukked one of you has taken TB's about one subject and ranted about completly different things. So if any of you truly felt such fukken outrage about paedo/pedo's you fukken kept it giant fukken secret until now when you can spew you own brand of hatred. I aint fukken defendin a child molester - accused or otherwise. And talent does not excuse behavior. But I fukken hate jackasses whose only purpose in life is to post why you hate someone or something because it is convenient and popular, but in reality you don't give a fuk other than 'lookit me I'm bashing that paedo!' You fukken buncha motards.
Grippy Longstocking by BadMrWonka	Jun 25th, 2009 07:44:06 PM
well I think he's a pedophile, and I went to Oxford and taught writing for 3 years. oops!
i'd hate to be whoever by frank cotton	Jun 25th, 2009 07:44:25 PM
has to do his face at the funeral home.
I'd even take Jacko circa by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:44:35 PM
"Scream" and "Do you Remember the time"
BMacSmith, you also cracked wise about Farrah by MattmanReturns	Jun 25th, 2009 07:44:49 PM
Who didn't molest anybody, last I checked. So you're a piece of shit for a lot of reasons. Nice try getting out of though.
innocent until guilty only applies in the courts, where it shoul by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 07:45:26 PM
I'm free to make up my own mind. now go play golf with OJ.
So, who won that Celebrity NBC show? by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 07:45:32 PM
Was it Alec Baldwin?
and i'm praying to God by frank cotton	Jun 25th, 2009 07:45:52 PM
that RICKLES is next
Grippy Longstocking by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 07:46:18 PM
Hilarious
Like I said, his nose was missing in his last photo by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 07:46:57 PM
etonline.com Check that shit out.
Goldblum aparently dead.He's confirming this himself. by ricarleite2	Jun 25th, 2009 07:47:05 PM
In a desperated attempt to get people crying for him too. http://www.thewest.com.au/defa ult.aspx?MenuId=5&ContentID=15 0740
ebonic_plague by BadMrWonka	Jun 25th, 2009 07:47:07 PM
if he wears a nazi outfit, paints swastikas on his house, and rants about jews, then sure, I'll join you. that's about as clear cut as Michael Jackson being a pedophile and using his unbelievable wealth to keep himself out of jail. OJ Simpson bought himself out of jail, and he left a MOUNTAIN of evidence all over the place, not to mention fleeing the police while threatening suicide. innocent until proven guilty is one thing. delusion is another.
Watch out Kirk Douglas!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 07:47:10 PM
Get those vitamins!!!
Children are safer now... by Cpt Shaw	Jun 25th, 2009 07:47:16 PM
One less Child Molester in the World.
Well wonka, I know some by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:47:28 PM
pretty sexually deviant geniuses. Yeah it's not all subliterates calling for this dead guy's blood on his memorial page, apparently some otherwise smart people who don't believe a verdict of innocent. Whatever, time heals all and he has an IMMORTAL catalogue..
by Dazzler69	Jun 25th, 2009 07:47:32 PM
On MJ passing. Yes I believe he was the King of Pop whether self proclaimed or not. You have to remember a King fights for his people and everything he has. He fought to get out from his shadow of the Jackson 5. He fought to make himself a solo artist. The Moonwalk is still legendary to this day. I heard he was working on a new dance move that we will never see. Remember a King is never given anything, he takes what he wants. He was a conqueror. He bought and sold the Beatles catalog which showed how smart he was. As for the kids. I do think anybody sues anybody for anything, esp a millionaire. Was MJ insane and obsessed? Probably...when you can do what you want with money, nobody says no to anything I think we all would. I for one will fondly listen to his music and remember.
oh boofucking hoo by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 07:48:06 PM
i say one little thing about Fawcett (who i havent seen lately but im sure she looked female), and suddenly im the worst person in the world. is it lonely up there on your pedastal?
That doggone girl. by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 07:48:50 PM
Now that he's got her, McCartney say, say, says he doesn't want her any more. Scha-mourning. Another brilliant one. Of course you have to pronounce it out loud. Scha-mon. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
That doggone girl. by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 07:48:55 PM
Now that he's got her, McCartney say, say, says he doesn't want her any more. Scha-mourning. Another brilliant one. Of course you have to pronounce it out loud. Scha-mon. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Yackbacker by BadMrWonka	Jun 25th, 2009 07:49:07 PM
I'm doing well, thanks. just finished a film for the 48 hour film project here in Seattle. it was fucking awesome, I got "Mockumentary" as my genre, so it was a breeze. facebook is insufferable with overwrought MJ tribute updates at the moment.
Space Michael is dancing with Ulala by Gojira_X	Jun 25th, 2009 07:49:46 PM

Aparently he died when playing Xbox Proj Natal Milo by ricarleite2	Jun 25th, 2009 07:49:57 PM
Died with a smile on his face.
Found out through a joke email. by OutlawsDelejos	Jun 25th, 2009 07:50:07 PM
"Coroners have decided to melt down his body and makes toys out it, so children can play him for once." Shit that's fast.
Liberal_Warrior by TonyStarkIronMan	Jun 25th, 2009 07:50:34 PM
Hey LW- I only bash dead paedos... they can't sue or fight back.
This just in, the Elephant Mans family wants to buy his bones by Orcus	Jun 25th, 2009 07:51:08 PM
Karma is a bitch
Lonely? by MattmanReturns	Jun 25th, 2009 07:52:00 PM
No, there's quite a few people here who think you're a piece of shit.
Bmac you can think whatever you want by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:52:17 PM
but history will always remember him as being innocent of all that shit, and as being one of the all time greats, so it's cool.
THE KING OF POP IS DEAD!!!! by kbarber29	Jun 25th, 2009 07:52:21 PM
Rest in Peace, yo.
one sensible comment (sort of) by aclockworkkebab	Jun 25th, 2009 07:52:31 PM
he was a peodo (probably) and his dads a bastard, but the rest of his family are lovely and harmless spare a thought for them, seriously Jermaine been on british tv alot in the last couple of years and he was really adorably sweet, latoya is weird , but harmless, janet fat, talentless and harmless, tito seems nice too...concern for my fellow man i must be really tired
Grippy Longstocking by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 07:52:35 PM
"I would shovel babies into his asshole like it was a steam engine if it meant that I could have prescandal Michael back." Which makes you a complete cunt. No wonder you're a Michael Jackson fan. Over-rated pedophile freak.
Will he be the start of the zombie apocalypse? by VonThunderballs	Jun 25th, 2009 07:53:16 PM
I think he might very well be the one to start it.
THE LEGEND IS DEAD. by kbarber29	Jun 25th, 2009 07:53:21 PM

THRILLER. THRILLER NIGHTS. by kbarber29	Jun 25th, 2009 07:54:03 PM
Arms wave in the air like zombies!
BadMrWonka, only if... by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 07:54:30 PM
...I get to wear the shirt with the skull on it. You'll have to forgive me if I still have more faith in the deliberations of our actual legal system than the "clear cut" evidence presented by talkback gumshoes. Unless YOU were one of those kids he allegedly touched... in which case, sorry about your violated butthole, but you should have gotten a better lawyer.
"history will always remember him as being innocent of all that by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 07:54:58 PM
Shut up and quit making a fool of yourself, cunt.
Innocent until proven guilty? I guess OJ was innocent too! by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 07:55:17 PM
Come on- do you people have any idea how brain dead a California jury is? Basically, watch CLUELESS and there's your average Californian. Shit, they elected The Terminator their governor! These people are fucking whack. OJ murdered those two people and Jackson was a sick man... accept the obvious truth.
700 by Kief_Ledger	Jun 25th, 2009 07:55:22 PM

the fact that the parents accepted money by BadMrWonka	Jun 25th, 2009 07:55:43 PM
means they're pieces of shit, not that nothing happened. remember, they LET THEIR KIDS SLEEP IN HOTEL ROOMS with him in the first place. I'm sure some of them probably even knew what was going on and did nothing. the tortured logic some of you are using is almost making my nose bleed. so the fact that he paid of these parents...a bunch of times...is proof in your mind that probably nothing happened? if nothing happened, wouldn't you want to exonerate yourself? cased that are settled out of court or almost universally viewed as an admission of guilt, and in the vast majority, they are clearly set up for guilty clients to avoid jail time, or lessen their sentence. in MJ's case, he had enough money to hit the magic mark to get the parents to drop the charges entirely. the fact that they were greedy/unscrupulous enough to accept it doesn't mean that nothing happened. quite the opposite. you gotta use your noodles, guys.
That was a joke moron by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:56:20 PM
Subtitles, dude, you are seriously one of the bigger assholes that I have ever encountered online. Not just in this thread but all over. When that person said not to throw stones we all knew they were talking to you because we can all tell that IRL you are a really disgusting person. kthx
Tito seems nice? by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 07:56:44 PM
Who gives a shit?
He died by Pig_Ignorant	Jun 25th, 2009 07:57:20 PM
before his face collapsed completely. RIP you big fruitcake.
his music of the 70s and 9 by crankyoldguy	Jun 25th, 2009 07:57:45 PM

BadMrWonka's nose bleeds. by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 07:58:03 PM
That makes him TWO UP on that freakish over-rated pedophile.
Wonka I see where you are coming from by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 07:58:11 PM
but im sorry I just don't belive that MJ is that sinister of a person, let alone that the parents would then be EVEN MORE sinister. but whatever, history is on Mikes side like i said.
Randy? That's like Randy Jackson of the Jackson Five? by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 07:58:13 PM
Yes, I suppose it is.
EvilWizardGlick by MattmanReturns	Jun 25th, 2009 07:58:47 PM
I'm not defending him. I think it's very possible that Jackson diddled some kids... however I don't have PROOF of that and neither do you, and neither did the courts, therefore I cannot state beyond a reasonable doubt that Jackson in fact is a child molester. It is NOT fact. There is doubt.
court of public opinion by BrannigansLaw	Jun 25th, 2009 07:59:41 PM
It's really sad that people use this opportunity to attack a man they've never met. When you look at the case against him, it was not so obvious that he ever molested any child. Even so, the court of public opinion can be harsh, especially to someone so outside the social norms as MJ. Personally, I didn't know the man and refuse to cast judgment upon him (that's well above my pay-grade anyways). I just know that I do feel sad that he never got a chance to launch his big comeback. So sad. May you RIP, MJ.
I feel sorry for Janet. by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 07:59:48 PM
having to support her own fake boobies by herself. And, also, for being permanently remembered as the chick that a skinny little pop homo felt up at the Super Bowl.
Grippy - like we remember OJ for being a football player? by BMacSmith	Jun 25th, 2009 07:59:50 PM
oh no wait, he's just the guy that murdered two people and got away with it.
Will a 90s icon be next? by bah	Jun 25th, 2009 08:01:30 PM
I shudder to think. Who will it be? Kurt Cobain? Chris Farley?
geez..glitch in system by crankyoldguy	Jun 25th, 2009 08:01:45 PM
his music of the 70s and 80s are his legacy. The 90s are when it slowly feel apart with the over the top personal stuff and worse. He called himself the King of Pop. Someone else named Elvis the King. Career-wise, when marketing was more important the music Jackson made, he was done. And the pedophile charges, true or not, didn't help. Still, he did die very young for this day and age. And for a lot of people now in their 20s, 30s, he was, yes, their Elvis. For the rest of us, no. And neither of them was a Lennon.
"The most famous person in the world" by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 08:02:01 PM
Angelina Jolie is so-gonna kick your ass. Seriously. The? Most? God the shit gets sillier and sillier.
Some people believe MJ had no taste for young boys. by conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2009 08:02:19 PM
Of course there are still people who think the world is flat.
Subtitles_Off..Juck Janet..What about Tito?!?! by conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2009 08:03:41 PM
How the FUck is Tito gonna eat?!
Grippy by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 08:03:43 PM
But, I'm not a cunt. Man in the mirror.
That was a trial that by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:03:47 PM
was derailed by all sorts of extraneous, bullshit factors. I still wouldnt go on a talkback and be all "HURR BURN IN HELL MURDERER PAY ATTENTION TO ME FOR EVEN ONE SECOND"
Hard to believe by My best friend	Jun 25th, 2009 08:03:54 PM
In case you've not seen his old stuff, check out his old videos and performances on Youtube. Particularly the 30th anniversary tour performance - i think it was at madison square garden. AMAZING. I remember being scared watching the Thriller video way back. Also, going to see TF2 tomorrow in IMAX. I hope it doesn't suck!
I prefer to remember pre 1986 Michael by Charlie_Allnut	Jun 25th, 2009 08:04:10 PM
Before he started bleaching his skin and becoming a freak...when he was simply an amazing entertainer. It's like there were two completely different people. It's really just as well...I mean look at the guy he had become a twisted freak show, a shell of a person. Thus I prefer to remember young Mike.
all of the stars/legends are either dead or have one by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 08:04:53 PM
foot in the grave. who the fuck is left? i mean, really?
It's cool subs your right by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:05:04 PM
you do have to look at that man in the mirror. Every day.
No, terry - the onus is on you. by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 08:05:13 PM
You're the one making the ridiculous claim. I don't think people who really, really love THRILLER would try to argue it's the best album ever.
I just saw Michael Jackson in Nashville by bah	Jun 25th, 2009 08:07:22 PM
Just now. He's still alive!
Jackson's insolvent ass wasn't supporting anyone by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 08:08:08 PM
I can't wait to see how his estate is handled. It might take 10 years to do all that paperwork. Maybe Bubbles got the whole shebang!
RIP M.J. and Farrah. It's the end of many eras this week by Zardoz	Jun 25th, 2009 08:08:21 PM
We were just talking at work today about who would be the third person to die in the celeb trifecta. I never would've guessed it'd be MJ. I'm stunned. I was never a fan of his freakshow antics later in life, but there's no denying his talent and musical genius. And Farrah captured my heart in the 70's. And as Ed would've said: "Ahahahaaaa! You are RIGHT, sir!" I feel very sad and old today. RIP to all. There's one hell of a jam going on in heaven right now...
And, I spell "you are" you're by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 08:09:10 PM
most of the time. Which doesn't make me better than you. What makes me better than you is, you're a cunt, and I'm not. Shoveling babies up Michael jackson's ass is a funny joke, but stating he'll always be remembered as an over-rated pedophile is morally wrong. You're wasting air that other people need, cunt.
Juck Janet. by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 08:10:42 PM
Tuck Tito, too.
Coincidentally... by cripeman	Jun 25th, 2009 08:10:51 PM
You will see LaToya alot more. Or never again.
So, is Captain EO next up for a 'reimagining'? by Royston Lodge	Jun 25th, 2009 08:10:58 PM
...
It would be awesome by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:11:38 PM
if Michael was sitting there, on his throne made of boy anus, thinking about his debts and his career, and then deciding to be the music legend that ACTUALLY fakes his own death. That would be business savvy on the level of buying the Beatles' entire catalogue.
Sorry I forgot the apostrophe! by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:12:29 PM
Keep making my point dude!
Before the crazies say maybe he faked his death.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 08:12:42 PM
I'd just like to say maybe he faked his death:-). Think about it, he got paid for like 50 concerts in London, due to take up the rest of the year & early 2010, earning a staggering amount of money. Why London? Because the pound's worth a lot in dollars! It isn't so far fetched with old Jacko. He can use his experience in facial surgery to pull a Mission:Impossible & never be seen again. Just kidding. Ps, how did Micheal Jackson's house guests know it was time for bed?p> The big hand would be stroking the little hand.
Holy fuck, is it hilarious watching the news tonight. by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 25th, 2009 08:13:10 PM
All of these yahoos who were slobbering at the chance to get the latest scoop on Jackson dangling a baby out of a window or shoving his index finger up some kid's ass are now gently fondling and lapping at the balls of the recently deceased King of Pop, practically begging for forgiveness. Shameful. but entertaining as all fucking hell.
Thriller - best album ever? by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 25th, 2009 08:13:26 PM
Sure, why the hell not? Who gives a shit
Would it be worse if he was innocent? by Dapper Swindler	Jun 25th, 2009 08:13:52 PM
I mean think about it for a moment. What if all the allegations against Michael Jackson were 100% untrue? Then what does that say about the world that painted him as a child molester, tore him down, and turned him into a joke among billions. Thousands of years from now, if the Earth still turns, MJ will be remembered as a child molester. His life, his legacy, forever and ever marred because of the twisted world we perpetuate. When I think about it, I kinda hope he did molest those kids just because of what the alternative says about the world.
MJ's obit by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 08:14:59 PM
Mr. Jackson is survived by a "wife" he never had sex with much less saw naked, two sons who are in no possible way biologically related to him, several pending lawsuits on the behalf of several minors in Bahrain and Los Angeles, and his nose. NAMBLA will be flying flags at half mast tomorrow. He is off to Never-ever-againLand.
I dont remember him as a pedo Dapper by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:15:43 PM
I remember him as a lot of things but not that. That's your damage. Yours and others I guess but not the majority :D
No one knows what he did or didn't do to kids by cylon_conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2009 08:16:11 PM
It's funny to see so many people who are convinced they saw what happened between MJ and these kids. It could have happened. It also couldn't have. I don't have the information to say if it did, and neither does anyone else here. online discussions clearly attract many unhappy people who need someone to suffer for them to feel better.
You forgot a vowel, too, but let's not quibble. by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 08:16:15 PM
Spelling is the least of your worries. What with being a cunt and all.
Glad the perv is dead. by kahootz	Jun 25th, 2009 08:16:49 PM
He was riding the coat tails of 1983 for 20 fucking years. His big follow-up was emotionally scarring 8 year olds. Helluva guy. He probably had his heart attack while either 1)having plastic surgery performed on it, or 2)while ramming his tiny splotchy dick inside some kid's ass.
He had the social skills of an 8 year old... by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 08:17:07 PM
which explains his taste in men
Wacko Jacko will NOT be back-o! by EastBayFrankenstein	Jun 25th, 2009 08:17:25 PM

The King of Pop has dropped! by EastBayFrankenstein	Jun 25th, 2009 08:17:58 PM

Wow, I'm shocked by m_reporter	Jun 25th, 2009 08:18:11 PM
As an 80's kid and someone who's grown up on his music I'm really devastated to hear this. RIP Michael.
Goodbye to what you were, good RIDDANCE to what you became.... by JediTray	Jun 25th, 2009 08:18:15 PM
His music was an influence to everything around him in the 1980's. Everything else was a bad rash.
Subtitles off by half vader	Jun 25th, 2009 08:18:35 PM
You've had your 15 minutes of internet fame/trolling now. Settle down with the look at me I'm outrageous I'm saying it stuff.
Wow subs really? by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:18:37 PM
did the kids on the playground you lurk at teach you how to antagonize? Because you suck at it.
For a Pedo, he made some stellar fucking music. by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 25th, 2009 08:19:22 PM
But nevertheless Mikey, you touch the kiddies, and Hell awaits.
See mike, the thing is by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:20:56 PM
were you there? Didn't he get found innocent? Isn't it kind of weird to want something to be true so bad that you just disregard facts?
Who gives a shit if THRILLER is best album ever? by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 08:21:05 PM
The Clash, The Beatles, Marvin gaye, The Rolling Stones, Prince, Jimi Hendrix, Fleetwood mac, Public Enemy and Pink Floyd. Just to name a few. Even Coldplay has staked a claim, saying they managed five decent songs on an album of twelve, while the pedophile only managed 3 and a half out of nine.
you don't pay out millions to a family for nothing... by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 08:21:11 PM
he would have spent the millions on his defense if he was innocent. I don't think he had sex with those boys, he was mentally a child, my guess is he fondled them- he thought he was a child playing doctor. I would believe OJ's innocence before MJ's
I'm still in a state of shock by pumaman	Jun 25th, 2009 08:21:16 PM
:-(
I'm forever blowing bubbles. by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 08:21:17 PM
By the way, in terms of the music, Off the Wall is better than Thriller. It might not have been a phenomenon like Thriller, but it's a better album. The best album ever is Captain Beefheart's "Lick my decals off, Baby".
So what's the over/under on posts in this Talkback? by kgreene	Jun 25th, 2009 08:22:21 PM
Cause this thing off and runnin'...
Wikipedia by pumaman	Jun 25th, 2009 08:22:57 PM
His fucking Wikipedia has already been updated. Sad to see all the 'he was' and no more 'he is' references...
OK, half vader. by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 08:25:36 PM
Since you asked so politely. "I would shovel babies into his asshole like it was a steam engine if it meant that I could have prescandal Michael back." You're standing on the side of the cunt you wrote that. And I'm the troll.
Thriller will always be the greatest song of all time by Pissed Off And Bitter	Jun 25th, 2009 08:25:46 PM
No other song or video will ever come close to being as great or memorable for me. Michael was a big part of my childhood growing up in the 80s and to hear of his death was a very upsetting blow to me. Even through the allegations of molestation I stood by him. Sure I would take part in the lampooning with the South Park episodes and all that but it was just that. He will be missed. I'm gonna go watch Thriller
He was the king of Pop.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 08:26:10 PM
Some say he could drink 17 litres of Sprite in one sitting.
Thank God you're grieving for a child molester! by Snake Foreskin	Jun 25th, 2009 08:26:18 PM
You sad sack!
Beat it was a Great song. Best VH solo ever. by conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2009 08:26:18 PM
Now...what i wanna know is...Where was Emmanuel Lewis today at 12:00pm PST? I smell a plot.
Subtitles by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 08:26:32 PM
what are you yacking on about? thriller has all but 2 classic songs on it. same goes for BAD, off the wall is a little for hit and miss but still pretty damn good. dangerous has about 6 great songs on it. nowadays its all about SINGLES...bands and singers just release albums that have MAYBE one or two good songs on it. theyd rather have popular ringtones..fuck that.
You pay out millions because by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:26:38 PM
An opportunistic parent of the kid you are weird man-friends with accuses you very publicly of fingering their kid. You're innocent, but you're crazy. The rabid media and overly sensationalized public want to believe anything bad about you, no matter what. You want it all to go away. You have money. WHAT DO YOU DO? uh, no shit, you pay them off. And because the parents are scummy, they take the cash.
Gone before his time. by Amy Chasing	Jun 25th, 2009 08:27:05 PM
50 is too damn young.
Who wrote that by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 08:27:06 PM
Not "you wrote that" But you knew that already.
So if John Wayne Gacy had written Thriller... by Snake Foreskin	Jun 25th, 2009 08:28:10 PM
and then he croaked, we should mourn the fucker?
HE WAS GREAT by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 08:28:27 PM
scorsese and coppola directed his films, landis did two. john singleton--just great.
Can't wait for the Estate Auction...Freak show. by conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2009 08:28:28 PM
Stuffed Chimpanzees, Chests full of Underoo's, Footie pajamas, and lets not forget casks of perfectly aged Jesus Juice.
Subtitles is referencing a by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:29:00 PM
hilarious joke that I made further upthread. He either doesn't understand jokes, or he doesn't think people should be allowed to make them or something. All he cares about is child molestors and cunts, apparently. I think he's autistic.
Six by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 08:29:20 PM
Beat It Billie Jean Wanna Be Startin Somethin and half of Human Nature I'll let you make the case for Thriller and TheGirl Is Mine But, you'll look foolish.
King of Pop indeed! As in poppin' cherries! by Snake Foreskin	Jun 25th, 2009 08:29:24 PM
Little boy cherries!
Snake Foreskin...Thats taking it a BIT far...lol by conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2009 08:30:49 PM

THANK GOD TOM WELLING IS STILL ALIVE by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 08:30:54 PM
AND DEAN CAIN!!
Only in America ... by leftofcentristdotcom	Jun 25th, 2009 08:30:55 PM
Could a poor black living boy grow into a rich white dead woman.
John Wayne Gacy, dude? really? by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 08:30:57 PM
even if Michael were guilty of his allegations, would he be on Gacy's level? bit of a leap there, guy.
A hilarious joke by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 08:30:57 PM
there've been lots of them in this thread. Yours, cunt, is not one.
RIP MJ by BewareOfDogPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 08:30:58 PM
never found guilty. NEVER!
comparing Gacy to Jackson? seriously? by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 08:31:03 PM
one was convited of a crime. the other made THRILLER...THRILLER. Jackson gave a lot back to the community..he and QJ created WE ARE THE WORLD to help end famine..another milestone. what the fuck did Gacy do besides dress up like a clown? FUCK YOU
still doesn't beat hanging cross dressed in a closet by DAVID_CARRADINES_DEATH_SPUNK	Jun 25th, 2009 08:31:28 PM

I don't know, THRILLER was great at the time, but... by FlickaPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 08:32:27 PM
...what else was really all that great? BAD? HisStory? Really?
Someone's off his meds! by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:32:27 PM

GOD BLESS MJ, ANGEL AMONG MEN by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:33:07 PM

Well, thats a shame.... by the zapper	Jun 25th, 2009 08:33:37 PM
I might go see Transformers today to cheer myself up. Oh.....
THANK YOU MICHAEL YOU WILL BE MISSED by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:34:00 PM

WE ARE THE WORLD, WE ARE THE CHILDREN by kbarber29	Jun 25th, 2009 08:34:32 PM
We are the ones that make better day, so let's start giving. There's a choice we're making, we're trying to save our lives, so let's make it a better day, and let's start giving. Wow, I still can't believe I remember parts of this song that MJ made famous.
MICHAEL YOU CHANGED THE WORLD by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:34:33 PM

"Mr. Jackson died of a cardiact arrest..." by Bob Cryptonight	Jun 25th, 2009 08:34:56 PM
"Mr. Jackson died of cardiac arrest caused by his seeing a sale for boys pants that said 'half-off'!"
YOU WERE A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:35:20 PM

I don't want to pretend I'm the biggest MJ fan; but... by jimmy rabbitte	Jun 25th, 2009 08:35:24 PM
enough is enough. David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett now Michael Jackson... it's sad.
da waren's nur noch 4 by skynetbauxi	Jun 25th, 2009 08:35:50 PM
geschmacklos? alle paar sekunden verhungert ein kind irgendwo auf der welt. DAS find ich geschmacklos. aber das steht heute sicher auf keinem titelblatt. kranke welt.
I'm still waiting for footage of people burning... by FlickaPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 08:36:05 PM
...themselves alive with gasoline in mourning around the world.....still waiting...
little boys everywhere sigh in relief... by DAVID_CARRADINES_DEATH_SPUNK	Jun 25th, 2009 08:36:30 PM

OnLineThugs by BrooklynBred	Jun 25th, 2009 08:36:50 PM
Amazing how many PusCees sitting safely behind their Laptops have so much courage to post horrible things about Michael Jackson.
Subtitles by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 08:37:39 PM
wanna be startin something--great way to start on album.. baby be mine-dont remember the girl is mine--chessy 80s song duet. thriller--seriously, i have to explain this one, the song is pretty damn good and a classic to boot...the video, im sorry, FILM is iconic, setting the bar that videos could actually be more than selling devices. beat it--still kick ass billie jean--see above, but funky ass kicking human nature--he slows it down for the ladies..great song. love it so much even miles does a good version. PYT--any sond featuring chipmunks is awesome. still gets my fat ass shaking. ha! the lady in my life--snooze...dont remember. thanks for letting me relive my youth.
Jackon's most historic moments: by kbarber29	Jun 25th, 2009 08:38:30 PM
1. Jackson 5 - ABC as easy as 123 2. We Are the World Celebrity Telethon to raise money to stop famine. 3. Thriller 4. Captain EO 5. Grabbed his cock on top of a vehicle in front of a court room. 6. Smooth Criminal, after being aquitted in pedophile case. 7. Beat it. 8. Michael talking to a reporter while sitting in a tree.
Go with God Michael by Pissed Off And Bitter	Jun 25th, 2009 08:38:57 PM
I hope God has a big welcoming concert.
they need to put that little boys sigh in relief by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:38:58 PM
joke up in the body of harry's obit-thing. That's about the 100th time someone has said it and I would hate for people to think they were original or funny.
Little boys around the world can sleep easier tonight... by HB_Dad	Jun 25th, 2009 08:39:05 PM
...'nuff said!
i really must say by maxwell's hammer	Jun 25th, 2009 08:39:48 PM
MJ dies: meh. My friends canceled drink night tonight at Applebee's: FUCK!!
I challenge anyone here to PROVE he molested kids by cylon_conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2009 08:40:39 PM
You can't do it. You're just a bunch of hating dipshits with misplaced self-righteousness.
lol, see? by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:40:57 PM

damn right, DogPoo! by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 08:41:12 PM
but then again, i guess i'm crazy for still adhering to that whole "innocent until proven guilty in a court of law" thing. fuck it. why even have a legal system? if someone says you did something (particularly if said on tv) then it's clear that you must have, or else they wouldn't have accused you of doing it in the first place. please put on your handcuffs and proceed directly to hell. radge cunts.
Forgot Man in the Mirror Six Demon Bag by Pissed Off And Bitter	Jun 25th, 2009 08:41:30 PM
Great song there... ALong with Off the Wall, Do't Stop till You Get Enough, I wanna Rock With You, etc., all great songs
Do you think he did his famous "ooh-hoo" before he died? by kbarber29	Jun 25th, 2009 08:41:46 PM

skynetbauxi, wtf? by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 08:41:54 PM
Are you having an epileptic fit?
A toast... by The_Closet_Nerd	Jun 25th, 2009 08:42:09 PM
Let's all raise a glass of Jesus juice as the young boys everywhere breathe a sigh of relief.
this is wierd by walrusholder	Jun 25th, 2009 08:42:41 PM
no matter how you feel about him this is the biggest death in years, I really thought he would go out stranger or cooler then this. Death has no style.
Its so weird how all these people by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:44:11 PM
like, NEED him to be a molestor. It's like they get some perverse thrill out of the whole thing. Did all of you freaks avidly follow the JonBenet case too? Creepy, I tell ya. But yeah, cylon. I'd like to see some proof that he did this thing other than "DURR TV TOLD ME"
Maybe MJs legacy will wake urban music up by cylon_conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2009 08:44:16 PM
Sampling old songs, rapping with only singing for the chorus (with auto-tune).... step it up. This guy made real music. He could sing, he didn't talk about hoes, and he had original music in his tracks.
Maybe MJs legacy will wake urban music up by cylon_conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2009 08:44:16 PM
Sampling old songs, rapping with only singing for the chorus (with auto-tune).... step it up. This guy made real music. He could sing, he didn't talk about hoes, and he had original music in his tracks.
WE'RE GRIEVING FOR CHILD MOLESTORS NOW?!?! by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 08:44:16 PM
Really?!?! Not that the parents of those kids were any better, because clearly if you send your kid to sleepovers at Neverland, you're pimping your child for a big payday. That sedd, I don't think Michael should've gotten off (in a manner of speaking) so easy. He shoulda gone to prison. That sedd, he was a great entertainer back in the day. Shamoan.
Cylon, would you have paid the millions to the families by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 08:44:45 PM
or spent it defending your innocence? IF HE DIDN'T DO IT, WHY DID HE PAY THE FAMILIES AND MAKE THEM SIGN CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENTS!
cylon conspiracy by crazykrug72	Jun 25th, 2009 08:44:52 PM
No one proved oswald shot keneddy he has never convicted but ask people who shot kennedy and they'll say Oswald. Also who gives a shit.
I second that, death has no style! by kbarber29	Jun 25th, 2009 08:44:52 PM

The Dark Shite by skynetbauxi	Jun 25th, 2009 08:44:53 PM
no, that's GERMAN. it only SOUNDS like someone having an epileptic fit ;-)
BURN NOTICE IS ON RIGHT NOW!!! by BewareOfDogPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 08:44:58 PM
IT IS!!!!
We all said that hyperbaric chamber was a dumb idea by IndyCollector	Jun 25th, 2009 08:45:46 PM

THE KING OF PEDOS IS DEAD by JEFFREYJONES_GINGER_TAINT	Jun 25th, 2009 08:46:47 PM
Not a minute too soon either. Fuck this wanker. Fuck im up his cold dead arse. OOOPS, too late.
Carlton Banks by snaps_provolone	Jun 25th, 2009 08:47:02 PM
He's crying somewhere. No more copying MJ's dancing.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 08:47:20 PM
Owww!!!!!!!!!!!111
No, Irrelevant by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:47:27 PM
what's weird is that the family took a payout. That's just deplorable and implies to me that money was the family's original intent. So a rich and innocent guy tried to use wealth to prevent a scandal? thats no big deal.
TV didn't tell me, millons in payoffs did... by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 08:47:47 PM
if you "defenders" have so much faith in the legal system, then you must believe OJ is innocent as well.
MJ...ONE OF THE GREATS by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:48:03 PM

Cherish the kid who sang, not the man he became by kbarber29	Jun 25th, 2009 08:48:12 PM
He was amazing as a child pop star and into his teen years. I for one, use to sing his songs as a kid. But who he became... fuck that shit.
have you heard who else died?? by skynetbauxi	Jun 25th, 2009 08:48:23 PM
5 seconds ago, a little kid in africa died of starvation. oh, and just now, another one. and you know what? while you're reading this, another one is drawing its last breath. and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM should be as important as the one black kid that's gonna be on EVERY FUCKING FRONT PAGE today. why doesn't it say "30.000 kids starved yesterday" on the front page of every paper EVERY FUCKING DAY? because that would be the truth. and we don't want to hear that.
MJ ALL OF US HERE AT AICN LOVE AND MISS YOU by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:48:31 PM

skynet by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:49:16 PM
he wrote Thriller man...Thriller
you can't prove that there is a God either... by maxwell's hammer	Jun 25th, 2009 08:49:30 PM
but a belief is a belief...you just have to accept it man. Its Wikiality.
All this adoration... by rfid	Jun 25th, 2009 08:49:50 PM
...over a dead child-molester. Simply unreal. Will you also be so devastated when OJ Simpson dies?
MJ I DON'T LOVE AND MISS YOU by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 08:50:03 PM
You were a fucking freak!
The haters hate themselves all day by cylon_conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2009 08:50:06 PM
Then a supposed "child molester" dies, and it gives them a chance to point out how good they are, how deserving they are of love respect because they are "sticking up for kids". That's how much they hate themselves. "I may be a huge loser who will die alone, but at least I ain't no pedophile and I'll make damn sure the world knows it!" Losers. Now you're stuck with non0-stop Michael Jackson music and videos for at least the next month.
THANK YOU MJ, FROM THE AICN TB! by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:50:07 PM

I'm sick of the crocodile tears on the radio by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jun 25th, 2009 08:50:31 PM
the same airwaves with the morning jocks making the Michael Jackson jokes are the same ones crying now. Hypocrites.
EVERYONE HERE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:51:10 PM

Haters, just beat it. Just beat it. by kbarber29	Jun 25th, 2009 08:52:09 PM
Take that however you want.
Hey...where is Diana Ross? by conspiracy	Jun 25th, 2009 08:52:42 PM
somebody better check up on her...ya know the rumors.
Personally I think by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:52:49 PM
there's room for jokes AND grief. Just don't disrespect a man who's too dead to defend himself. It's disgusting.
You only wanted to touch our children.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 08:52:55 PM
but you touched us all.
Eddie Van Halen and Slash played for him so by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jun 25th, 2009 08:53:39 PM
he couldn't have been all bad. He was definitely an oddball, but that's not illegal. I didn't care for him myself, but they didn't prove he was a molester. Hell if I had hundreds of millions, and could shut up a false accuser for $25 million I might consider it. If he really did it though it was worse than geting away with murder. Who knows?
Beat it. by JEFFREYJONES_GINGER_TAINT	Jun 25th, 2009 08:53:39 PM
Im doing it right now buddy! OH YEA!
Grippy Longstocking by skynetbauxi	Jun 25th, 2009 08:54:01 PM
every one of the 30.000 children that starve to death every day could one day have become a great artist. but they don't. because sick, insanely rich people horde their money (= food) all over the world.
I SPEAK FOR ALL TALKBACKERS WHEN by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:54:11 PM
...I say that MJ is the greatest there ever was! Fuck you knee-jerk haters! Go hug something!
Fuck Ameanijihad or however, you spell it. by kbarber29	Jun 25th, 2009 08:54:26 PM

R.I.P. by Bellam	Jun 25th, 2009 08:54:29 PM
Just that. Rest in Peace.
Yeah i know skynet by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:55:35 PM
It's a problem. We're working on that. Unfortunately I don't know any of those people and I want to live a life where I'm not crippled by things I can't control. Think Global, act Local, buddy.
MY NAME IS MICHAEL WESTON by BewareOfDogPoo	Jun 25th, 2009 08:55:59 PM
I USED TO BE A SPY
No, no JeffreyJones. Stick it back in your pants. Please! by kbarber29	Jun 25th, 2009 08:56:46 PM
I just can't handle any more tragedy. 1st, Farrah Fawcet, then MJ, and now the size of your miniscule dick. Please, put it away!
Grippy, I WOULD GO BANKRUPT BEFORE I WOULD PAY ONE DIME by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 08:56:48 PM
ON FALSE MOLESTATION CHARGES! I would rather have only my name and reputation. It was hush money, plain and simple.
messed up guy by BizarroJerry	Jun 25th, 2009 08:56:49 PM
And I'm not saying that as an insult. He was someone with a lot of problems, not the least of which may have been a weird, non-existant childhood. I always felt -- this is just a possible opinion of mine -- that his comments about it being ok to sleep in a bed with children is ok, because he didn't do anything sexual with them. He was weird, maybe even disturbed, but I don't think he was an actual child molester. I think we should feel bad for the guy. We'll probably hear some weird circumstances behind this death, eventually.
Time Machine by GlamDaToeHammer	Jun 25th, 2009 08:57:12 PM
I would go back and kill hitler (maybe Stalin too), see Jesus, and get MJ help before he had issues. Man he would have taken over the world if he never changed himself and dealt with the kiddies.
HEAL THE WORLD, MAN IN MIRROR, HUMAN NATURE by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:57:16 PM
all songs that have and will affect people for the better, forever. Suck it haters the man was a hero.
Eddie Van Halen and Slash by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 08:57:46 PM
Also played alongside David Lee Roth & Axl Rose. The two biggest wankers on the planet. That just means they have low standards.
BECAUSE I'M DEAD, I'M DEAD - COME ONE by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 08:58:01 PM
(dead, dead - really, really dead) You know I’m dead, I’m dead - you know it (dead, dead - really, really dead) You know I’m dead, I’m dead - come on, you know (dead, dead - really, really dead) And the whole world has to answer right now Just to tell you once again, Who’s dead ...
well Irrelevant, by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 08:59:10 PM
you aren't rich. You don't have a bunch of people controlling your life and money, so who's to say what you would do in that scenario. What can you prove he did, exactly, again?
NON CRAZY PEOPLE AGREE: by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 09:00:37 PM
MJ WAS THE SHIT!
GODSPEED YOU FORMERLY BLACK EMPEROR by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 09:01:32 PM

Grippy, go help OJ on the golf course find the killer by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 09:03:16 PM
I know myself well enough to know EXACTLY what I would do in that situation.
I COPIED THOSE LYRICS FROM ANOTHER SITE by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:04:25 PM
and just replaced a word. Accuracy was not a high priority. But thanks for caring.
The Dark Shite, hmmmmmmm by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jun 25th, 2009 09:04:36 PM
you may have a point.
You hear about famous people all the time disproving by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 09:06:18 PM
frivolous lawsuits. He certainly had enough money that if he wanted to prove his innocence, he could have afforded it and still had millions in the bank.
MJ DIES AND KATO KALIEN STILL LIVES??? by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 09:06:28 PM

aw Irrel, I thought you were better than that. by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 09:07:47 PM
OJ's case was a clear mistrial. Not the same as having some gold digger accuse some rich manchild publicly of molestation, then take a payoff AND THEN NOT PRESS CHARGES! To be clear, they took money over justice for their son. What the fuck planet are you living on where that isn't a crazy indicator that they are lying? And when did it become an amazing surprise that rich people use money to avoid dealing with EVERYTHING? Jesus! You still haven't shown me any proof that he fingered anyone, not even his own wife! Get lost!
And we're skirting the REAL thing here! by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 09:11:43 PM
If MJ really was molesting a kid, that kid would be the best molested kid on earth. MJ would fly him out to his own private scale replica ewok village in the carribean, they would ride minibikes all day, and make tender love all night. Then the kid would go home with an Nintendo AND a Power Glove, like 10,000 bucks, and a monkey. WTF is so bad about any of that?
SYC·O·PHANT by JEFFREYJONES_GINGER_TAINT	Jun 25th, 2009 09:12:32 PM
"n. A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people." No favors to be won here people. It's over. The wicked witch of the west is dead. Probably offed herself on sleeping pills and Jesus Juice. Good riddance and good night you poor nutter...Meh.
now that I think about it, maybe he didn't do it by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 09:12:54 PM
maybe casey anthony didn't kill her daughter maybe madoff just made a stupid accounting mistake maybe Bush II was the greatest president EVER maybe 9/11 WAS just a freak accident maybe richard simmon IS straight maybe Battlefield Earth is our generations Lawrence of Arabia maybe Elvis is alive maybe, just maybe Santa Claus exists (prove he doesn't)
Dude, just shut up by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 09:13:48 PM
now you're just being a nutbag. Go start a blog or something.
Maybe Rush is really fat!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 09:14:03 PM
Hey! He IS!!! OMG!!!
PROOF that he's still alive. Check this out! Spooky! by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 09:14:47 PM
Take out the spaces: http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=3o8rdNR5tmE
The Pilgrim - you are a fucking idiot. by Hint_of_Smegma	Jun 25th, 2009 09:14:54 PM
Yep, the family accepted the money. Yep, it makes them scumbags. Coincidently, it makes them very RICH scumbags. In your delusional mind, why exactly would a completely innocent man buy them off? Pay 20 million to end a trial that was already in the public domain? It couldn't possibly be perhaps to prevent the more damaging, intimate details of the depositions coming out, eh? Because after all, all innocent people have no desire to be exonerated, and only want to pay up. I know if I was falsely accused of being a pedophile my first instinct would be to pay the family involved! You fucking dumbass.
MICHAEL JACKSON BELOVED BY AICN TB by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 09:14:55 PM
We'll miss you!
hey, Grippy, don't forget Super Mario Bros. 3 by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 09:16:01 PM
what good is a Nintendo without Super Mario Bros. 3?
skynetbauxi: FUCKING RIGHTS!!! by Darkplanet	Jun 25th, 2009 09:16:39 PM
Let me just copy and paste what Skynetbauxi said: "5 seconds ago, a little kid in africa died of starvation. oh, and just now, another one. and you know what? while you're reading this, another one is drawing its last breath. and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM should be as important as the one black kid that's gonna be on EVERY FUCKING FRONT PAGE today. why doesn't it say "30.000 kids starved yesterday" on the front page of every paper EVERY FUCKING DAY? because that would be the truth. and we don't want to hear that." FUCKING RIGHTS!!!
No Big Surprise... by THE TRUE PINBACK	Jun 25th, 2009 09:17:07 PM
The only thing he impressed me with was what I consider to be the greatest music video ever made...THRILLER! Between Jackson, Rick Baker and Director John Landis, a timeless epic was created. There was nothing quite like smoking a nice bowl of good weed, munching on some Domino's pizza and watching Michael and the zombies rock the world. THAT is what I'll always remember him for...not his weird ass antics and his increasingly ghoulish looks...just THRILLER!
PUNKY BREWSTER DEAD!?! by Cruzboy	Jun 25th, 2009 09:17:51 PM
Jesus!!
Well, mega man comes to mind. by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 09:18:04 PM
but SMB3 is the DEFINITIVE powerglove game, lol.
MJ, YOU GIVE BLACK PEOPLE WHO BLEACH THEIR SKIN by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:18:33 PM
a bad name. Good riddance!
888 by ironic_name	Jun 25th, 2009 09:18:43 PM

Grippy, what the fuck? by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 09:19:03 PM
Do you understand what a payoff is? The whole idea of a payoff is YOU PAY THE FAMILY OFF SO THEY DON'T PRESS CHARGES- WHICH IS WHAT HAPPENED. MJ paid the family, and they didn't press charges, that's how a payoff works. And yes, they took money over justice. Watch CNN for 24 hours straight, you'll see families do a lot worse for a lot less.
The only good pedophile is a... by Uncle Stan	Jun 25th, 2009 09:19:10 PM

irrelevntelefant by MattmanReturns	Jun 25th, 2009 09:19:20 PM
Try that boneheaded, sarcastic argument in court, without using any real evidence. "Maybe Michael didn't molest children. And maybe Santa Claus exists." Let me know how that works out.
Legal issues by Dataset	Jun 25th, 2009 09:19:55 PM
We have a legal system where once someone is found not guilty, then they are NOT GUILTY. If we try to circumvent this system it will collapse. The rule of law depends on a judge and jury finding for or against something. So OJ is innocent of murder as well as Jackson of molestation. That's it. In my opinion, they both are shady characters who have lived in such a way that suspicion will always be there. Just to be tried is the legal version of an Oscar nomination. You only get one of those if you make a good film, and you only go to trial if there is evidence against you. But they are not winners of the Murder or Molestation Oscars. They were just nominated for it. As an old punk from the mid-80's, I really couldn't ever bring myself to give a fuck about MJ. But as an adult I find I like the Motown stuff. There's really great grooves there. That's the Michael Jackson I'll remember, not the mallrat worshiped evil from my youth.
And I've yet to see anyone present any real evidence by MattmanReturns	Jun 25th, 2009 09:21:34 PM
Aside from a child's sworn statement, which could easily have been a lie.
speaking of powergloves and SMB3... by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 09:22:09 PM
someone go check on Fred Savage and make sure he's at least still breathing. we can't lose the Sav too, goddamnit!
OH MY GOD!!! DAVID HASSELHOFF DIED!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 09:22:56 PM
THE HOFF!!!!
Hey Darkplanet by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 09:22:59 PM
None of those starving kids sang Thriller. Sorry. Famous people get remembered, no one else does. None of us here invented that practice, it's as old as history. Suck it up. Or better yet, get a gun and go to eritrea or a bag of food and go feed some Africans, instead of acting like you are telling us all some shit we don't know. Or better yet, don't breed!
funny- his defenders also live in NeverNeverLand by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 09:23:02 PM

A PIECE OF COREY FELDMAN DIED TOO by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:23:20 PM

Anyone who missed my link.... by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 09:23:29 PM
Because this TB is moving fast! Check this out! It's funny as fuck!!!!!!!!!! http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=3o8rdNR5tmE
not guilty does not mean innocent... it means not PROVEN beyond by Bunger!	Jun 25th, 2009 09:23:38 PM
... In fact our legal system requires that even if a person appears to have PROBABLY done a crime, but there is a reasonable possibility that there is an innocent explanation, the accused must be found NOT GUILTY. That is, even if he most likely did it, he is treated as though he had not! It's a good system for a flawed universe like ours-- better that 10 guilty men go free than that 1 suffer unjust prosecution, and all that-- but don't fool yourself: no legal system has EVER found that OJ or Jackson were INNOCENT.
MattmanReturns, exactly by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jun 25th, 2009 09:25:26 PM
I just thought he was a nut. Maybe he was a pedophile, maybe not, but the dude was definitely weird.
Burn in Hell!! by HercsShowerRadio	Jun 25th, 2009 09:25:46 PM
GOOD RIDDANCE!!
Yeah irrelevant ok by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 09:26:50 PM
Now put yourself in the father's shoes. Your kid says MJ fingered him. MJ wants to pay you to not pursue justice? Am I to understand that YOU WOULD TAKE A PAYOFF YOU SCUMBAG? Wow, accidental caps but I'm keepin them. So try really hard to follow my logic here dude. WHAT PARENT WHO WASNT MAKING THE WHOLE THING UP WOULD TAKE MONEY OVER JUSTICE? IT WAS ALL A LIE AND MJ THREW MONEY AT IT TO MAKE IT GO AWAY, THIS IS NOT A NEW THING. What is new, is using your kid as a means of making cash and smearing a fallen icon.
WEIRD SHIT! Donny Most died this afternoon!! by Uncle Stan	Jun 25th, 2009 09:26:53 PM

GlamDaToeHammer, thats what I'd do too by ironic_name	Jun 25th, 2009 09:27:12 PM
except instead of killing stalin, I'd stop Tsar Alexander 2 from being killed, hopefully stopping the commies from tearing Russia apart.
DARK SHITE - LOL!!!! by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:28:44 PM
"Get yo white ass outta heah shamoan!"
first... by HebrewLantern	Jun 25th, 2009 09:29:01 PM
the woman every boy wanted to fuck, then the man who wanted to fuck every boy!!!
Ok by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 09:29:11 PM
Im outta here. I'm drunk now and I hate you all. Except MJ. Thats my nigga
20,000,000 sttlement = Holy shit is he guilty. by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 25th, 2009 09:29:19 PM

can we NOW get a Tim Burton-directed Caption EO film by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 09:29:37 PM
made? starring Depp and Bonham-Carter (naturally).
AICN LOVES MJ...GOODBYE by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 09:29:54 PM

His portrayal as a corpse in Thriller by Ingeld	Jun 25th, 2009 09:29:55 PM
will seem creepier now.
AICN LOVES MJ...GOODBYE by Grippy Longstocking	Jun 25th, 2009 09:30:25 PM

AyatollahSexyBack -You asslicking Persian cleric loving, Jew ha by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 09:30:35 PM
You give all Talkbacker's a bad name. Why don't you just swallow a diseased goat dick.
Michael Jackson died of autoerotic asphyxiation by Bunger!	Jun 25th, 2009 09:30:55 PM

WHO IS THE NEW KING OF POP??? by Mullah Omar	Jun 25th, 2009 09:31:58 PM
Actually, I think MJ abdicated before 1990. I have no idea who has been in charge since then. Anarchy in the Pop streets!
Pissed Off And Bitter--no was just doing THRILLER by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 09:32:24 PM
but yes MAN IN THE MIRROR fucking rules.
Would any of you defenders have let your children by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 09:32:30 PM
stay the night alone with him? (I know you'll answer yes in the TB because to do otherwise would expose the limit to which you would really defend him) I don't question his talent. OJ was talented as shit on the football field, doesn't mean he didn't kill 2 people Just because if you had millions and were put in his situation, you would payoff a family that was falsely accusing you of being a PEDOPHILE.... well, that's you I wouldn't return sunglasses to OJ's girlfriend and I wouldn't let my kid alone with Michael (and I felt that way long before I had a kid).
Bunger, what part of "innocent until proven guilty" by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 09:32:38 PM
...didn't you understand? Oh, wait, you just want to give yourself a technicality to justify condemning a dead man based solely on flimsy allegations in order to make you feel like you're a worthwhile person. Carry on.
casting for the biopic: doug jones for MJ by ironic_name	Jun 25th, 2009 09:32:54 PM

BOO FUCKING HOO by DoctorZoidberg	Jun 25th, 2009 09:33:18 PM
Crazy loser molester schizo freak. I am sure he was a tortured soul. Unfortunately, despite a vast fortune and access to top Psychiatric care, he descended into depravity and tortured other more innocent souls along the way. Hope this is the last goddamn story I will ever have to hear about this individual.
SURE, JUST GIVE ME A DISEASED GOAT DICK by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:33:29 PM
and I'll get to sucking.
OJ bought his innocence, and MJ had way more money by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 09:33:32 PM
to defend himself with.
OJ bought his innocence, and MJ had way more money by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 09:33:35 PM
to defend himself with.
For music fans, there was a third big death today by RipVanMarlowe	Jun 25th, 2009 09:34:00 PM
Sky Saxon of the 60s band The Seeds. "Can't Seem To Make You Mine" and "Pushin' Too Hard" are early psych-garage gems (from the Nuggets box set). So celebrities and cult musicians everywhere can sleep easy before midnight.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS THE NEW KING OF POP by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:34:54 PM

George Lucas rapes our childhood, we give him $.. MJ rapes by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 09:35:12 PM
little boys' childhoods and he gives them money. At least Jackson was classy that way. Lucas... man does that guy suck.
At least it wasn't in a gang shooting by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 09:35:40 PM
He was at his home.
you probably believe the kids are biologically his. by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 09:35:47 PM
pale, blond and blue eyed aryan kids....
twenty million reasons to believe.... by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 09:36:48 PM

Getting all the albums now.... by Pissed Off And Bitter	Jun 25th, 2009 09:36:51 PM
It's gonna be a Michael Jackson music nite, with some good weed, some Thriller, Beat It, Off the Wall, Man in the Mirror, Smooth Criminal, etc. Damn Michael has some kickass music!!
Irrelevntelefant by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 09:37:07 PM
Based on your contributions to this talkback, I wouldn't let my kids stay the night with you, either. I guess this proves you're a child molester! THE PROSTITUTION RESTS, UR HONER!
PAUL MCCARTNEY: "THAT GIRL IS MINE." by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:37:16 PM
MJ: "Ok."
ABE VIGODA LAUGHS AT YOU ALL!! by thelordofhell	Jun 25th, 2009 09:37:50 PM
Abe Vigoda will outlive everyone!! All hail the great Abe Vigoda!!
This isn't a courtroom, asshole. This is the real world. by Bunger!	Jun 25th, 2009 09:37:52 PM
I'm glad the courts assume one is innocent until proven guilty, but that doesn't mean one is innocent in real life. Period. Jackson was probably a pedophile. His own statements come way way too close to admitting it for anyone to overlook.... So I understand what innocent until proven guilty means perfectly well-- and I understand that in the real world, that don't mean shit.
AyatollahSexyBack - I always knew you were a goat fukker by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 09:38:11 PM
A fukken Jew Hating, TB stalking, no life-low life. Enjoy the goat dick.
Grippy Longstocking - 20 fucking million... by Hint_of_Smegma	Jun 25th, 2009 09:38:19 PM
...buys a lot of cream to salve the sore ass, along with the desires for justice. What the fuck are you tripping on? That family was money grubbing from the start, they had to be to be ok with MJ having their kid stay overnight unsupervised in the first place. You're surprised they took the 20 mill when it was offered to drop the case? And why wouldn't an innocent man want himself exonerated? Give me a break. He was never convicted thanks to his money buying himself out of a jail cell. Ask yourself if you'd be so willing to believe in the 'innocence' of a 40-odd year old guy accused of the same allegations, who then inexplicably paid off the accuser who promptly dropped the case - if they weren't famous. Face it, the only reason you want to believe he's inncoent is because he's famous, and you liked him as an artist on some level. Any other middle aged guy in the same boat and you'd probably be in the front of the crowd lobbing stones.
ASB--dont be that guy dude.. by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 09:38:45 PM
the "victims" parents sued him in civil court, which means they were only after money...had i let my child stay overnight with MJ, i would try to get in him prison, not just some coin. in 2003, he was charged again but was found NOT GUILTY. thats it. the only thing i blame him for is putting himself in that position. hes a man child whos been at the center of attention for 80% of his life. i DO blame the parents for even letting their children spend the night with him...fucking leeching opportunists.
Grippy Longstocking by rfid	Jun 25th, 2009 09:39:05 PM
You most certainly do NOT speak for all talkbackers. No fucking way. Michael Jackson was a parasie. The children he paid women to pretend were his are better off now.
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT SET LIB WARRIOR OFF ON ME? by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:40:11 PM
You like Michael Jackson THAT much?
Oh, and I also don't really care where he put his weener... by Bunger!	Jun 25th, 2009 09:40:14 PM
... except insofar as it is an interesting "eye of the beholder" philosophical exercise. And we all know he did it.
AND I HAD NO IDEA MJ WAS JEWISH by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:41:08 PM

Are AICN readers Republicans? by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 09:41:13 PM
Cause wow, you people scare the shit out of me sometimes.
Jacko has been upgraded to bisexual by Scoob1978	Jun 25th, 2009 09:41:48 PM
Because he just fucked Farrah today. Seriously how do we have a polarizing talkback about someone's death? Although I admit I can't believe I felt as affected by his death. I was so disgusted with him yesterday. Today, I don't know I grew up with Thriller. It weird.
BSB, glad to see we're on the same page by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 09:41:58 PM
Not that I doubted it. I love these people saying "You're being disrespectful of Jackson" or "innocent until proven guilty." Right, I'm sorry, the psycho kid toucher with an unlimited amount of funds deserves our respect because he bought his way out of every jam he ever faced. The guy was living off of a period of about 12 years of truly inspired work for decades thereafter. Was he talented? Unbelievably so. But he morphed into a creature, unrecognizable and truly disturbed. If only he was a member of the 27 club (along with Hendrix, Joplin and Cobain). Maybe then he would have been spared his disgrace.
IT WAS A DEMEROL OVERDOSE by DoctorZoidberg	Jun 25th, 2009 09:42:08 PM
From the Sun: An Emergency Room source at UCLA hospital said Jackson aides told medics he had collapsed after an injection of potent Demerol — similar to morphine. A Jacko source said: “Shortly after taking the Demerol he started to experience slow shallow breathing. “His breathing gradually got slower and slower until it stopped. “His staff started mouth-to-mouth and an ambulance was called which got there in eight minutes “Butfound he was in full respiratory arrest, no breathing and no pulse. They started full CPR and rushed him to hospital. “When he arrived they started resuscitation, giving him heart shocks and inserted a breathing tube and other supportive measures to try and save his life.
irrelevntelefant by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 09:42:25 PM
OJ has a history of violence and they have numerous calls to 911 of nicole crying saying that shes been beaten again. hes threatened her on numerous occasions. MJ not the same..basically an extortion case if you ask me.. BTW, HELL NO would i let my children spend the night with another grown man...but thats just me..
AyatollahSexyBack - this is why. I'll re-post my earlier post by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 09:42:29 PM
All screaming and crying about him being a paedo or pedo or whatever the fuk. Your all a buncha fukken whiny azz 'lookit at me' pieces of multicolored constipated monkey shite/shit! Where the fuk was/is the outrage for convicted paedo/pedo's? Where the fuk is the outrage and sympathy for children who are molested every fukken day? Why the fuk do you save it simply for this TB? And don't fukken tell me that it is because no other TB's talk about child molesters accused or otherwise, because every last black rhino fukked one of you has taken TB's about one subject and ranted about completly different things. So if any of you truly felt such fukken outrage about paedo/pedo's you fukken kept it giant fukken secret until now when you can spew you own brand of hatred. I aint fukken defendin a child molester - accused or otherwise. And talent does not excuse behavior. But I fukken hate jackasses whose only purpose in life is to post why you hate someone or something because it is convenient and popular, but in reality you don't give a fuk other than 'lookit me I'm bashing that paedo!' You fukken buncha motards.
FOR THE RECORD I DON'T BLOW GOATS by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:42:52 PM
but just wanted to humor your one-note insult.
Oh My God! AP confirms ULTIMATE coincidence! by EastBayFrankenstein	Jun 25th, 2009 09:44:43 PM
Despite reports earlier today that Jeff Goldblum's death was an internet hoax, AP is NOW reporting that Jeff Goldblum has, in fact, ACTUALLY died! Tragic. www. apnews .com/oddgolblumdeath
SO I'M TO SWALLOW GOAT DICK BECAUSE ... by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:44:46 PM
you're a fucking loon? Ok.
Yeah, and O.J. is innocent as well. by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 25th, 2009 09:44:52 PM
C'mon, does anybody actually believe that he wasn't giving miniature cock rubs? Honestly? Would you let him babysit your kids? I thought not.
Captain EO RAPED MY CHILDHOOD by krullboyisback	Jun 25th, 2009 09:45:25 PM
Sorry, had to say it
Six Demon Bag, I guess Ron Goldman and Nicole Simpson's by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 09:45:32 PM
families were only in it for the money too when they sued OJ in civil court (after OJ was acquitted by a jury of morons). And even if they were hunting for money, Jackson paid them! As a public figure whose reputation is his livelihood, you'd think he'd want to demolish anyone who would seek to tarnish his image. He certainly could have afforded the lawyers to fight the charges. I call bullshit, MJ was a sick bastard.
I'll post my link one last time.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 09:45:37 PM
Just so the people who are busy talking court cases & politics & making this TB huge, can see. Chill out & see the REAL Micheal Jackson, as he really was, without the hype. Fuckin hilarious! Remove the spaces. http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=3o8rdNR5tmE
AyatollahSexyBack - the fact you had to 'go on record' by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 09:46:10 PM
Proves that you do indeed suck a mean goat dick. Billy Goat Gruff has you on speed dial. Yackbacker - you want some too?
If this was last week of October by pax256	Jun 25th, 2009 09:46:17 PM
The tin foil would be on and tightly wound around a shaven skull right now... But as it is its still wax paper only...
Ding Dong, The Albino Pedofile Is Dead! by CellarDweller	Jun 25th, 2009 09:46:27 PM
What's that noise you say? That's the sound of little boys all over the world breathing a collective sigh of relief. Now there's no chance they'll be seduced with petting zoos, amusement parks rides, and Bubbles the chimp to go on sleep-overs at MJ's place where they'll be liquored up and forced to look at porn and do God knows what else to that sick fuck. Sure The King of Pop once made some great music and entertained us all with some amazing dance moves, etc. but all that is overshadowed by his sickening personal behavior. Just like O.J. got off but most of America and the world knows he did it, most rational people know that Jackson molested/raped young boys. R.I.P. Michael? More like B.I.H. (Burn In Hell!)
BSB is now ASB??????????? by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 09:46:42 PM
When did that happen?
Say whatever the fuck you like about me......... by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 25th, 2009 09:47:10 PM
Just please, for God's sake, tell me Jeff Goldblum is alive.
stuntcock by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 09:47:10 PM
i wouldnt let ANY man watch my kids..so what is that telling you about the parents of those children..they KNEW what they were doing....taking advantage of an innocent man-child and exploiting their OWN FUCKING CHILDREN!!!!
Very sad news. by Kobaal	Jun 25th, 2009 09:47:28 PM
Goodbye to the King of Pop. You were an amazing talent, a true giant of music. Deepest condolences to Jackson's children, family, friends and fans. Oh, and as this is AICN, (and for once this is actually appropriate): FUCK THE HATERS
Liberal_Warrior . . . um.... by Bunger!	Jun 25th, 2009 09:47:52 PM
One of the challenges of the printed medium is infering the proper "tone" to the text; the challenges multiply greatly when the author of that text is unfamiliar and undisciplined. Therefore it is understandable that you may misread the tone of all us "haters" out here-- it may help to picture us, beverage in hand and kicked back on the couch in our underwear, giggling to ourselves at the juvenalia of our postings... That is, you need to understand that most of us are very much goofing around here, and don't ACTUALLY care. We are riffing, dude! Lighten up, jesus!
SDB - THEY'RE ALL GUILTY by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:48:04 PM
The parents for pimping the kids, MJ for being the john. Courts don't mete out justice, just settlements. Come on, the guy was 45, 50 sleeping with children. That's unacceptable, to say the least.
SDB. Agreed. by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 25th, 2009 09:49:05 PM
The parents are fucking scum. But doing that to Jackson was like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey, so to speak.
stuntcock by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 09:49:28 PM
me and jeff are sipping margs by the pool in TJ..its cool. you wanna ask him any questions?
Nothing can kill the brundlefly by Kief_Ledger	Jun 25th, 2009 09:49:54 PM
except a self inflicted shotgun
Yes, condolences to the kids Jackson bought by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 09:50:18 PM
As someone previously said in a TB, there's not one drop of his DNA in those kids... wait-
DARK SHITE by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:50:25 PM
Since the Islamic Revolution of 09 started baby!
Somewhere, John Landis pissed, by krullboyisback	Jun 25th, 2009 09:50:35 PM
knowing that "Thriller 2" will never be filmed. . . however, expect a cameo of Michael Jackson in the director's cut of "Zombieland"
Aintitfunnynews. by DoctorZoidberg	Jun 25th, 2009 09:50:58 PM
Close this TB down, the guy was a fucking clown. End of line.
GARY COLEMAN IS NOT DEAD!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 09:51:11 PM
YOU JERKS!!!
You think his coffin will have glitter? by Scoob1978	Jun 25th, 2009 09:51:26 PM

Except, Bunger, that in the real world... by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 09:51:42 PM
...he was acquitted of the charges. And thankfully, here in the real world, the rule of law trumps all of your tabloid-gleaned "we all know he did it" bullshit. Until you show me the pictures of MJ knuckle deep in your rectum (don't lie, it's OBVIOUS from your own statements in this forum that you were molested, it's nothing to be ashamed about... we all KNOW it's true) I will assume that you're just another troll trying to inflate his own sense of worth by pissing on a famous person's grave.
YackBacker by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 09:51:45 PM
difference with OJ is that you cant try a man twice for the same crime..that is why they took him to civil court where they found him "liable" for their deaths.. BIG DIFF--they went for prison first ad then money...MJ's accusor's went for the gold first.
SDB. No questions except........... by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 25th, 2009 09:52:23 PM
Are you near getting your stash of blow for the 25,000 post Twilight sequel talkback yet? Me and Conti are closing fast.
I Can't believe some of you fucks. by Jimbo_Spice	Jun 25th, 2009 09:52:33 PM
The media has made Michael look like a pedophile weirdo and you fucks just listen to them like sheep. Sure he was a little weird. Maybe even a freak. But in the end we're all a little fucked up by our past or childhoods. That doesn't erase what we achieve in our lives. He was accused of child molestation the first time and claimed he paid the family off because he was instructed by his lawers that a trail would damage his career. Well it did anyway and we will never know if it was true or not but I know true loving parents wouldn't just take a check and pretend their son wasn't raped. And he was found not guilty the second time. So just like how the media has forced garbage like Paris Hilton's celebrity status in our faces they called him something he was never convicted or proven of just because he doesn't fit in our image driven society. You bitches rather remember him for here say than all of the actual proven good he has done for unfortunate children as well as being a music icon. We will never know what happened in those shady moments but for fuck sakes if your going to insult the man at least be original with it and make decisions without following the media like droids.
seriously, let's not even joke about the 'Blum by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 09:52:49 PM
he's the only reason i watch Law & Order: CI every other week.
When Fred Astaire praises your dancing skills.... by Kief_Ledger	Jun 25th, 2009 09:52:54 PM
you know you're talented. Michael Jackson was an incredibly gifted icon. I could give a fuck about his personal life. He gave great us great entertainment. James Cameron is a crazy asshole but I love his movies. You'll be missed.
GIVE US AN EDIT BUTTON by Kief_Ledger	Jun 25th, 2009 09:54:08 PM
DAMNIT HARRY, IT'S NEEDED!!!!
Bunger! by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 09:54:11 PM
I don't give a flying purple assed baboon fuk what you do in your basement.
If Goldblum is really dead I give up on this game called life by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 25th, 2009 09:54:29 PM
Fuck it.
ebonic_plague you keep deliberately misconstruing me my man by Bunger!	Jun 25th, 2009 09:54:35 PM
I know that he was acquitted. yay! I think that was probably the right result, legally. He still probably actually was a dangerous child molester. I mean, that is, in the real world. Not the world of legal facts. All I'm saying dude!
ASB-- by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 09:54:39 PM
MJ has the peter pan syndrome..he still thinks hes a boy..im not trying to excuse his behavior but there was something definitley wrong with him..some big childhood regression...he never really had a childhood.
Will.I.Am starring in Jackson Biopic. by krullboyisback	Jun 25th, 2009 09:55:34 PM
Perez Hilton will be starring as LaToya Jackson, and Haley Joel Osment will play Jackson's child, "Blanket"
Wow, almost to 1,000 posts in less than 5 hours by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 09:55:59 PM
too bad most of you are way off topic...
Wow, almost to 1,000 posts in less than 5 hours by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 09:56:05 PM
too bad most of you are way off topic...
Why are you all making jokes ? by tmh2k1	Jun 25th, 2009 09:56:11 PM
That's just devilish! It's ignorant! you have doodoo in your souls!
AICN has released an official statement... by Phenom	Jun 25th, 2009 09:56:12 PM
I now have closure.
Double posts don't fuckin' count SoylentMean!!!!!!! by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 09:56:49 PM
Sometimes I admonish myself.
DETHKLOK RULES by Mr.LordBronco	Jun 25th, 2009 09:56:54 PM
ITS TICKING DOWN FOR YOU ALL
stuntcock by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 09:57:05 PM
not tonight..jus not in the mood..id probably wander off and put HUMAN NATURE on repeat and cry myself to sleep. i will drink some wine spritzers though..isnt that what MJ alledgedly gave to the children..rat bastards.
JON AND KATE JUST DIED !!!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 09:57:15 PM
In a perfect world that would have been the head line
Liberal_warrior, ebonic_plague, my apologies... by Bunger!	Jun 25th, 2009 09:57:18 PM
... I can't conceive how I concluded that you both care so much about my opini-- oh, wait, that's right, because you intentionally engaged me in a conversation. Which means you DO care!! awwwwww, shucks!
YACKBACKA by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:57:27 PM
Totally agree, old friend. I'm actually shocked (shocked!) by the outpouring of adoration for this crazy pedo. I don't deny his groundbusting talent back in his day, but he definitely morphed into something that should've been locked in a mental hospital if only for his own good. Not to mention he was surrounded by parasites who enabled him.
The weirdest thing is... by _Lizarkeo	Jun 25th, 2009 09:57:28 PM
To discover this sad shocking news reading a Transformers 2 talkback here in AICN, heh. Thriller, Billie Jean and Beat It ruled my childhood too. I recorded a whole tape with only Thriller mixes. Vincent Price's voice was da shit... I think Prince Roger Nelson was the better artist, but MJ and Quincy Jones, together, they were the Kings of the Awesomeland. RIP, the one who wasn't the lover of Billie Jean.
a world without Goldblum is a world i want no part of. by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 09:57:31 PM
^
Here are some more... by Marko Ramius	Jun 25th, 2009 09:58:37 PM
Q: What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? A: Boys pants half-off Q: What did the woman say to Michael Jackson on the beach? A: "Excuse me sir, you're in my sun!" Q: Where did Michael Jackson go to pick up dates? A: The McDonald's Playhouse
Lou Ferrigno kills another pedophile!! by ricarleite2	Jun 25th, 2009 09:58:40 PM
Way to go, Hulk!
KATE KILLED JON!!! by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 09:58:52 PM
Jon killed her back! Children win!
what does it say about a grown man that wants to by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 09:58:59 PM
spend the night with YOUNG BOYS? please, defenders, tell me what that says....
JONAS BROS. Confirmed for performing at funeral by krullboyisback	Jun 25th, 2009 09:59:43 PM

Al Shapton's a fucking whore by Scoob1978	Jun 25th, 2009 10:00:43 PM
My God, I heard him on the radio on the way home, on 2 different stations and his ass got to a CNN studio before MJ's body got cold. If my friend died I wouldn't be able to give an interview. Fucking whore.
I hate that "He never had a childhood" excuse.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 10:01:20 PM
Where did that come from? Jackson himself. His PR people. My Grandad worked down a fucking mine when he was a kid. He'd be under the ground in filthy, dangerous conditions, working for next to nothing, from morning 'til night. THAT'S not having a childhood. Fuck, compared to some people, I didn't have much of a childhood. I don't have a "magic" tree in my garden. I don't think I'm Peter Pan. I've never been accused of touching young boys.
if he had peter pan syndrome, then he probably just by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 10:01:44 PM
thought he was playing kid doctor. I never said I thought he fucked them, I'm just saying there were heads turning and coughing at some point during the sleepover...
Somebody early in the thread asked for a Vicodin? by Dr Gregory House	Jun 25th, 2009 10:01:53 PM
I can help you with that.
Can't Wait for South Park by krullboyisback	Jun 25th, 2009 10:02:13 PM
the return of the Jeffersons!!!
HEIDI AND SPENCER DIE IN GRISLY PACT by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 10:02:15 PM
WORLD HUNGER ENDED
SDB by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:02:45 PM
We're not gonna clash over this my friend, I do see your point about MJ being a totally maladjusted guy. He sure needed counseling, and a clean break from his abusive father.
HIS WHOLE LIFE WAS A CHILDHOOD! by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 10:02:58 PM

You all have doodoo in you souls !!!! by tmh2k1	Jun 25th, 2009 10:04:03 PM
That's just devilish! It's ignorant! Yoo Hoooo!!!!
Fuck, this MJ shit has slowed down the entire internet by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 10:04:12 PM
Ugh, imagine when REAL news happens!
I'm just posting to test Doctor Zoidberg's power. by kabong	Jun 25th, 2009 10:04:23 PM
Is this the end of the line? Of the talkback, that is. Definitely all she wrote for Jacko.
…Shocking news and a sad farewell… by blakindigo	Jun 25th, 2009 10:05:00 PM
Goodbye Michael Jackson. Your music is your legacy.
…Shocking news and a sad farewell… by blakindigo	Jun 25th, 2009 10:05:04 PM
Goodbye Michael Jackson. Your music is your legacy.
Fuck me (as Jacko said to the boys) by kabong	Jun 25th, 2009 10:06:18 PM
this TB is zooming faster than MJ getting into PJs.
Ah, so "real world" = "secondhand conjecture" by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 10:06:31 PM
Gotcha. Listen, I'm just yankin' yer chain (OMG molestur!) but I wanted to try to inject some kind of perspective here... reinforcing this kind of gossip (and unless you have proof, that's ALL it is) doesn't right any wrongs, it won't protect any kids from being hurt, it ONLY gives you a false sense of moral superiority for smearing shit on a complete stranger's reputation... while clearly demonstrating to the rest of the world that your sense of self worth depends on shameless posturing and dragging someone down into the shit rather than doing anything to actually rise above it. All I'm saying dude!
Oh God no!!! Not Jeff!!! Take me instead!!!! by odo19	Jun 25th, 2009 10:06:34 PM

Obviously by Weapon M	Jun 25th, 2009 10:06:42 PM
There are like thousands of posts on this page alone about Michael Jackson for a reason. Whether you say you hate him or you love him or whatever, you are thinking about him, he is on your mind. He did a lot of good things for people and raised money for the poor and hungry and sick. We should appreciate the things he did. He had his drawbacks and yet never convicted of anything wrong whatsoever..So, we all have been influenced by him. Like it or not. RIP!
BAD by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:06:49 PM
bad--pretty good song--awesome video by snorty scorsese the way you make me feel--i walked down the aisle to this song..not really though, but still an awesome song..catchy speed demon--dont think this has lyrics..cant remember. liberian girl--saw the video for this today..fucking steve guttenberg and just about every other 80s star is in it..is that lou diamond phillips? just good friends--no thanks another part of me--yep..back to the good stuff. man in the mirror--this sons still gets to me..if you hate this song, you have no soul i just cant stop loving you--still recovering from the previous song, but hold on tight cause here comes... dirty diana--shit yeah!!!rocks my nuts. smooth criminal--just a great song, great vid...even pesci couldnt derail it. leave me alone--awesome..i remember this video when MJ dancing with the elephant man, and bubbles is climbing around the jetcar thingy..nice..a nice little fuck you to the paparazzi. i miss my youth.
Define Irony: Man that has sex with Boys by krullboyisback	Jun 25th, 2009 10:06:57 PM
does not die of anal cancer, but a great woman does
I laugh at some of you trying so hard to be cruel... by HollywoodHellraiser	Jun 25th, 2009 10:07:43 PM
with the jokes and comments but you can tell its all forced. I see some trying so hard to inject venom in their comments and its just all coming off so very sad. I know its hard to man up for some of you guys but you might as well face it, MJ was a great entertainer and singer! Its just a very sad day for the hundreds of millions of fans of MJ.
8 year olds, dude. by Bunger!	Jun 25th, 2009 10:08:17 PM
All I'm saying
The Dark Shite touches young boys by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 10:10:15 PM
Well, you did open that door, now didn't you?
it says that said grown man truly believed he was by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 10:10:15 PM
Peter Pan, vowing never to grow up. listen, i don't think anyone is asserting that MJ was anything less than looney, but that doesn't mean that the guy molested all those children. maybe his psyche really was fractured/stunted as a child due to Joe's relentless demands, among other things. maybe children were the only people he could relate to and/or felt comfortable around. who's to say? all i know is that when tried for the crime you all are accusing him of committing, he was found NOT GUILTY. and seeing as how i (like you) wasn't there the night in question; nor do i (again, like you) possess evidence to the contrary, i'll take that ruling as proper.
Oh dear by Semen Stains	Jun 25th, 2009 10:11:01 PM
police are looking into the cause of jacko's death,will they blame it on the sunshine? the moonlight? the goodtimes or as we all suspect was it the boogie Jokes aside,he is a legend.Biggest funeral in popular music since Elvis.Rest in peace Jacko you were the shit for quite some time
THE ALIENS GOT TO JEFF? by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:12:05 PM
Earth is now defenseless. Fuck!!!
The funeral procession alone might be enough... by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 10:12:38 PM
to separate California from the rest of the continent. The news coverage on this is going to be nauseating. BECAUSE WE MUST CARE ABOUT DEAD CELEBRITIES, NO MATTER WHAT ELSE IS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD!!!!
SoylentMean Thanks.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 10:12:43 PM
Now I'm free to embrace my Peter Pan syndrome. Hello boys.
Six Demon Bag, actually the DA decides to prosecute by YackBacker	Jun 25th, 2009 10:13:20 PM
Not the parents of the kid. It is entirely the DA's decision to pursue criminal charges. AND the civil case didn't get settled until after Jackson was acquitted in the criminal trial. Get your facts straight, please. We're professionals here.
then California will be ruled under the regime by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:14:08 PM
of the GOVENATOR with an iron fist!!!
Excellent point, Yackbacker, very astute! by Bunger!	Jun 25th, 2009 10:14:41 PM

FOR $20 MILLION I'D LET ANY OF YOU DIDDLE ME by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:14:53 PM
Including that fucking loon Liberal_Warrior.
MUST GO FASTER MUST GO FASTER!!! by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 10:15:28 PM
NOT JEFFF!!!!
YackBacker by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:16:27 PM
but there was an aquittal because the family declined to move forawrd..or were scared to, whatever.. then they went for the money.. but yes, it is the DA who moves forward...which is why chris brown is behind bars right now with all that evidence...oh wait.
hollywoodhellraiser your devilish !!!! by tmh2k1	Jun 25th, 2009 10:16:30 PM
You have doodoo in your soul! That's just ignorant! After he bangs your son we'll see if you still wanna suck his wrinkly little off-white crusty zombie dick
why is that watermelon there? by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:17:19 PM
greatest Goldblum line...EVER!
"We're professionals here" by Scoob1978	Jun 25th, 2009 10:17:52 PM
And the prize for the stupidest phrase of the night goes to Yackbacker. You get one night with Farrah Fawcett. No refunds.
Someone with Peter Pan syndrome.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 10:19:53 PM
Who thought he was a kid, wouldn't have the awareness to tell people that's what it was. He'd think it was normal. What he did, was basically explain his actions as being a syndrome, (through his PR people) & that way he could live in any twisted, fucked up way he wanted. He was a man, with a man's IQ. You could see that in the Bashir interview. Batshit crazy, but a man, nonetheless. I work in Japan, where children spend 98% of their time studying. I'm sure in the third world, most kids are working by the age of 5. If people turned out weird because they "didn't have a childhood", half the world would be as fucked up as Jackson was.
SCOOB1978 - YACKBACKER'S "PROFESSIONALS" LINE IS AN INSIDE JOKE by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:20:13 PM
Clearly you're outside.
Professional what? Talkbackers? lmao by tmh2k1	Jun 25th, 2009 10:20:28 PM
Ahhi remember the college days. My first class was talkbacking 101. Now i can truly say ive grown into a professional talkbacker
Mixed Feelings by Lang The Cat	Jun 25th, 2009 10:20:54 PM
Did I hear NAMBLA has called for all erections to be at half mast tomorrow? Yeah. Did I wonder as they tried to resusitate MJ, if a priest had been called to wave an altar boy over him to get some kind of reaction? Yeah, again But then I remembered he is the same age I am. I remembered seeing him on Ed Sullivan. I remembered seeing "Ben" and the start of his solo career. I remember the start of MTV and how most of the really decent videos were made by Michael Jackson. I remembered Off the Wall and Thriller. I remembered Captain EO. I remembered hearing about how his life was walled in by tabloids and family problems. I remembered sad I felt for him and how disappointed I felt when accusations started. This was someone I never knew, but I grew up with. Where his life shriveled and collapsed under the weight of his personal demons, mine has improved slowly and constantly. I have been luckier than he, so perhaps I should also be kinder to him.
thats the whole point... by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:21:00 PM
i cant just go to the DA and say ASB or Stuntcock Mike is molesting my children..there needs to be evidence? no i dont want him to go to jail. no i dont want this all over the media..i just want the money..no? ok nevermind DA, we dont want to testify. 3 weeks later--hey we are gonna take you to civil court now. my point is, if there was ANY evidence, he wouldve gone to jail..look at phil spector, that gollum looking muthafucker..hes gonna die there.
Why has this talkback not gotten more ridiculous? by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 10:21:00 PM
This is some world class cannon fodder right here, ripe for the picking, and yet this talkback seems to be running out of steam. I expect this talkback to be above 2,000 posts by dawn. I also expect gratuitous violence from the lot of you.
Jeff Goldblum AND Christian Bale have already volunteered by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 10:21:10 PM
their services as pallbearers for Jackson's funeral. yes. dude was THAT legend.
And I take a penalty drink by Scoob1978	Jun 25th, 2009 10:21:10 PM
Is there a FAQS for this site or something?
AyatollahSexyGoatFukker by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 10:22:16 PM
Billy G. Goat says you do it for free- sideways. He wants you to call him. He says you know just how a goat likes it.
Is it too soon to say.... by ParagonComplex	Jun 25th, 2009 10:22:31 PM
That he had a heart attack when the Sprouse twins said they were down for a threesome? In all seriousness, music would never be what it is today without Michael Jackson. It doesn't matter what he did in his private life. He was one of, if not the greatest performer of all time. It's a sad day for music and entertainment.
HOWARD K. STERN IS THE CULPRIT by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:22:43 PM
He struck again!
ASB--they dont know about the seashells??? by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:23:01 PM
ha!!! that aint professional..
Scoob, there isn't even an EDIT button!!!!!!!! by SoylentMean	Jun 25th, 2009 10:23:21 PM

SDB - I HAVE AN ALIBI by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:24:11 PM
I was talkbacking at the time. Ask anyone.
if he was guilty by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:25:06 PM
he would be in prison...america dont take childfucking lightly..racism is apparently ok (in film) but you cant fuck the kids.
ASB--from the gospel of SPINAL TAP by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:26:12 PM
gimme some money!
LIBERAL_WARRIOR by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:26:36 PM
Okay sure. Let me call the goat. How about the rhino? He in for a menage? Give me his number. Twice fukked motard, et cetera etc..
I didn't have a childhood waah.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 10:26:52 PM
I'm gonna fuck my my dog & make it lick my balls. It's ok. It's just my snoopy syndrome. Scoob1978, you need to be more professional. Nevermind what Jacko did to you as a kid, it's over. It's in your anal cavity, but also the past. Recieve Bale into your soul, Brother scoob.
So sad... by Darth Thoth	Jun 25th, 2009 10:27:24 PM
What a sad day. I am in complete and utter shock. May God bless his soul. Utter shock. Michael will forever be the greatest.
man, i WAS gonna jerk off to farrah's picture by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:28:04 PM
but i cant get MJ outta my head... gotta pull through this.. i cant shake him! pull up! pull up! no im all right! SOUND OF IMPACT.
This just in--Michael Jackson died from food poisoning by thelordofhell	Jun 25th, 2009 10:28:35 PM
He ate a 9 year-old weiner.
JEFF DIED OF HEARTBREAK by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:28:46 PM
HIStory was his favorite album!
has you ever heard of an innocent, famous, by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 10:28:48 PM
very afluent and popular star being found guilty? Anyone? Defenders? Bueller? guilty found innocent? you could toss a rock in LA and hit one.
AyatollahSexyGoatFukker by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 10:29:22 PM
The Black Rhino wouldn't fuck you with a diseased camel's dick. But the goat says you already know his number. Pukker up fukker
We'll find out whether he was guilty when by ThrowMeTheIdol	Jun 25th, 2009 10:30:44 PM
one of the kids turns 40 and starts remembering stuff in detail, that's how it usually goes. Or maybe they won't, just saying. I'm glad brown shoe is still alive, has anyone checked on tenspeed?
irrelevntelefant by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:30:59 PM
i dont get it...why would an innocent man be found guilty? is that what you asked?
Bale doesn't need assistant pallbearers by Kief_Ledger	Jun 25th, 2009 10:31:07 PM
he'll lift that 50 year old corpse by himself, with one hand tied behind his fucking back.
Micheal will forever be the greatest.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 10:31:17 PM
NONCE in the history of braindead celebrity gossip. Fuck him. Once you've seen Al Jolson, doing the same thing in the opposite order isn't so impressive.
Dark Shite by Scoob1978	Jun 25th, 2009 10:31:52 PM
Regretting what Jacko did to me? It bought me my corvette? I'll do my best to shed my Amateur status.
WHERE'S NEDA'S TALKBACK? by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:32:08 PM
Seriously, Harold.
for the right price by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:32:23 PM
i could describe MJ's dick..and ive never even seen it.
Jacksons gonna find he can't pay GOD 20 million.... by Zardozap2005	Jun 25th, 2009 10:32:43 PM
..to get away with groping little boys. You apologist are just pathetic. I won't waste time with ad homenim attacks, as it's too much typing. Innocent people DO NOT pay that much money to avoid a court trial. That's witness payoff money. I hope that family will now bring out the truth of what happened, now that he's gone. Let's also hope his kids turn out about 100 times better now that they don't have such a freakish influence in their lives.
this one's bigger than you Harry by juanmaminx	Jun 25th, 2009 10:33:59 PM
inspite of what you're thinking ,of your love for yourself....this one is bigger than you Harry...god bless genious like this and not a media dictator like you...anyway...ciao
Zardozap2005 by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:34:50 PM
do we really wanna go there? if GOD has a problem with MJ groping little boys, he should take it up with HIS catholic church first. end of line.
i dont hear any rabbis getting caught in any scandals by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:36:00 PM
jews rock.
Love his music... by Human_Bean_Juice_	Jun 25th, 2009 10:36:06 PM
but if the man was innocent he could have proved that beyond doubt. He was shrewd as fuck, and knew buying these people off was the only way to save face with the public. For all that, I still love his music.
SO, HOW ABOUT THAT MARK SANFORD HUH? by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:36:39 PM
Heeeeeeeee heeeeee!!! Shamoana
Now, at last, Elvis will take his revenge by Spocko	Jun 25th, 2009 10:36:47 PM
in the afterlife for that freak pretending to defile the real Kings daughter. He'll make him eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches for all eternity.
Scoob, one only needs to accept the light of Bale into by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 10:37:04 PM
their otherwise dark souls, and that fuckin' amateur status will be shed pronto. just... don't walk in front of said light. the Bale doesn't take too kindly to that.
Zardozap2005 by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 10:37:53 PM
You don't have the talent for ad hominem attacks. But if you disagree with the Warrior - just try and Bring it. Fukker.
LIBERAL WARRIOR NEEDS FRESH ANIMALS by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:38:00 PM
I really need a new line from you. If you pay me I'll write you some.
ASB--sanford's a fucking idiot. by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:38:02 PM
do people in the spotlight actually think they can get away with stuff??
Adios, Captain Creep-EO by Ninja Nerd	Jun 25th, 2009 10:38:39 PM
Geez...all 3 broadcast networks had "specials" on. CBS went with Michael Jackson; ABC and NBC went with Farrah Fawcett. My wife wanted to watch, so I sat through an hour of tripe and hype. The dude had some talent, but he was definitely from Bizarro world. Hell, he LOOKED like a Bizarro. Sorry he died...I'm older than he was...but after all the tears and bullshit, he was just plain WRONG. M'kay?
ASB--how about this one? by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:39:05 PM
LIBERAL WARRIOR needs food badly. LIBERAL WARRIOR is about to die.
MARK SANFORD DIDDLED AN ARGENTINIAN by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:39:38 PM
Is he saying that American women aren't good enough? Fucking traitor.
thelordofhell wins best gag for.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 10:40:22 PM
"This just in--Michael Jackson died from food poisoning".... "He ate a 9 year-old weiner." Absolute fucking quality.
ASB by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:41:00 PM
yu watch part 2 of NJ reunion? gonna see it tomm. we watched dateline.
and the award for most cryptic post in the tb goes to by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 10:41:25 PM
juanmaminx! congrats kid. pick up your $15 gift card to the Sizzler in the back.
I DON'T MIND BEING ATTACKED BY LIBERAL WARRIOR by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:41:31 PM
but I have no effin clue what I'm being attacked for. That's a problem for me.
The Dark Shite by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:42:37 PM
old joke dude..i think its been posted earlier but just it was a 3 year weiner..no originality..they guy's "been fucking boys" for 15 years now, yu think they would have newer and better jokes.
How about this one: ASB and SDB goat fuckin in a tree by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 10:42:51 PM
SDB -You lie down with goats you get what you deserve. Bring it
SDB by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:44:25 PM
Yes, and it totally confirms Jacqueline's split from Danielle. Danielle is certifiable. Her daughters will have severe problems in life. And it ends with a cliffhanger, which we'll have to scout blogs to find out what the fuck happened ...
fuck--im off by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:44:32 PM
gonna have a dream about a moonwalking farrah fawcett. or a afro having angel. dunno.
WRONG MICHAEL! by SingingHatchet	Jun 25th, 2009 10:44:39 PM
Why couldn't it have bee BAY!?! Someone get the Grim on the phone!
LIB WARRIOR DONE GONE FULL RETARD by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:45:58 PM
At least change your name, you're making Libs look bad you fucking maniac.
man, today fucking sucked by The Amazing G	Jun 25th, 2009 10:46:00 PM
RIP Michael
It's 'cause FUKK U, AYATOLLAH! by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 10:46:00 PM
Something-something RHINO DICK! something-something CAMEL STD!...
His greatest legacy-Sega Moonwalker Game by Samuel Fulmer	Jun 25th, 2009 10:46:26 PM
Who remebers the game where he ran around collecting children and made the bad guys dance until they blew up. It was a decent Rolling Thunder/Shinobi knock-off with some cool 16-bit versions of his tunes. The arcade version was even better. I think when he picked up Bubbles the Chimp he turned into a giant robot who shot lasers out of his eyes. Genesis does....what Nintendon't!
ASB--dammit by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:46:28 PM
yeah those kids are gonna be sluts..they know all about her sex life and the boys "just want your goodies". WTF?? engaged 19 fucking times! prostitute whore!!! i love it.
AyatollahSexyGoatFukker - I already told you by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 10:47:07 PM
Read the fukken post. I fukken hate grandstanders who only say how much they hate a certain individual or a certain issue when is is fashionable. Here is the post again. All screaming and crying about him being a paedo or pedo or whatever the fuk. Your all a buncha fukken whiny azz 'lookit at me' pieces of multicolored constipated monkey shite/shit! Where the fuk was/is the outrage for convicted paedo/pedo's? Where the fuk is the outrage and sympathy for children who are molested every fukken day? Why the fuk do you save it simply for this TB? And don't fukken tell me that it is because no other TB's talk about child molesters accused or otherwise, because every last black rhino fukked one of you has taken TB's about one subject and ranted about completly different things. So if any of you truly felt such fukken outrage about paedo/pedo's you fukken kept it giant fukken secret until now when you can spew you own brand of hatred. I aint fukken defendin a child molester - accused or otherwise. And talent does not excuse behavior. But I fukken hate jackasses whose only purpose in life is to post why you hate someone or something because it is convenient and popular, but in reality you don't give a fuk other than 'lookit me I'm bashing that paedo!' You fukken buncha motards
Michael Jackson saw Transformers 2 by Nuking the Fridge	Jun 25th, 2009 10:47:45 PM
e of incoherent shit today. Then I find out Michael Jackson died. I wonder if he saw this movie and felt ill. I am serious. Not kidding.
goats are actually known to be quite lovable and gentle by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 10:48:11 PM
pets. there are worse animals to fuck, i suppose. like, say, an emu? now that would be some weird shit worthy of talkback ridicule.
WELL I HATE PEOPLE WHO WRITE "FUKKEN" by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:48:25 PM
So does that make us even?
how did i get pulled in? by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:48:42 PM
i was making a guantlet ref and now im fucking goats? if i knew it was gonna be that kinda party, im gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
The most important death since Jesus by Samuel Fulmer	Jun 25th, 2009 10:49:09 PM
Maybe more so. I hear Michael will rise at the Gerry, Indiana Chuck E Cheese this Sunday.
SDB - AND "COME INTO MY TRAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:49:15 PM
LOL nite pal
ASB--i got 2 lines in to LW's post by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:49:44 PM
and then i tuned out...fill me in.
NO CLASS FUCKS WHO POST FIRST! DURING AN OBIT POST SHOULD LAY IN by eoneon	Jun 25th, 2009 10:50:31 PM
SO SAD 2 ICONS LOST W/IN A FEW HOURS APART. FUCK YOU JUVENILE FIRST POSTERS. I'LL BE THERE AT YOUR FUNERAL SHOUTING FIRST! YOU FUCKING ANAL DOUCHEBAGS!
Ah, is ickle ebonic_plague feewin left out? by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 10:50:33 PM
Poor ickle fing. You want to be called a goat fukker too dont choo?
Mark Sanford rejoices! by blackmantis	Jun 25th, 2009 10:51:03 PM
Sanford is the one man who I'm sure is glad MJ decided to kick the bucket this week, and push his sordid story off the news channels.
ASB--LOL by Six Demon Bag	Jun 25th, 2009 10:51:24 PM
you dont want to know how many times my wife and i rewound that part to decipher what the fuck shes saying...even with cc, it says indecipherable.
The shocking death of Michael Jackson by SmokingRobot	Jun 25th, 2009 10:52:36 PM
Anyone shocked by this is really not paying attention.
I guess those non-disclosure clauses his by Samuel Fulmer	Jun 25th, 2009 10:53:13 PM
workers signed can get thrown out the window now.
OKAY I FIGURED LIB WARRIOR OUT by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 25th, 2009 10:54:48 PM
He's got childhood diddle trauma brought about by this talkback and he's blindly lashing out. Sorry but I'm not your uncle and you seduced him in any case. Fuck off kindly.
An American original... by FeralAngel	Jun 25th, 2009 10:56:03 PM
I loved Thriller to death. At that time Michael still looked great - wild, exotic child - and that video still kicks ass. Man what a major major bummer. He gave a lot and put up with a lot...I hope he's finally in the beautiful fantasy land he obviously always craved, in which he finally gets to have a happy childhood...goodbye, Michael...see you on the flip side...
If I want to be called a goat fukker... by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 10:56:23 PM
...I'd put that sextape of your mom and me up on Youtube. Seriously, did you just go off your meds, or did you not see that I was making the EXACT same argument as you when I first posted to this TB? Or is it because I said I DIDN'T wish death on Cheney? Chill, win-ston...
If he would've died 20 years ago by Samuel Fulmer	Jun 25th, 2009 10:57:12 PM
He would probably be the biggest celebrity icon of all time. What happened was he became a sideshow attraction, and now the curtain has fallen on the modern John Merick.
Oh, devastating comeback ebonic_plague by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 10:59:38 PM
Yeah, that second grader Mom insult really is pulling out the big guns. Whoo, I'm devastated. No, really. I am. Just in awe of your rhetorical talent. Boy howdy. You sure know how to hurt a guy with that laser wit of yours.
The Weird Al Yankovic Curse by thelordofhell	Jun 25th, 2009 11:00:44 PM
Ed McMahon was the subject of the Weird Al song "Here's Johnny"/ Farrah Fawcett was a lyiric in the Weird Al parody "Ebay"/ Michael Jackson's work was parodied in "Eat It" and "Fat"
Holy shit, so THIS is where everyone is? by D.Vader	Jun 25th, 2009 11:01:15 PM
Please don't tell me we're all arguing about Michael and calling each other names and insulting his legacy and... oh who am I kidding =(.
CastingCouch by CastingCouch	Jun 25th, 2009 11:01:16 PM
Talent (which withered and died more than two decades ago), and the ability to still sell out some overhyped arena dates this summer because the coffers have been emptied by hush money, sycophants and the craving for Elephant Man bones cannot excuse this freak for the wrongs he committed. Shame on the parents who sent their children to his care, shame on those who have permitted him to screw up the lives and social skills of the three children he "fathered," and shame on the famous family that didn't put a stop to his self-mutilation years ago because they needed their gravy train to keep rolling. Both MJ and Papa Joe should have been made to roll around in barbed wire with Rock Hudson years ago.
Gloves off now AyatollahSexyGoatFukker? by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 11:02:57 PM
Good. Bring it you diseased piece of flying multicolored baboon shit! I see you can dish it to the noobies, but you cant take it like a goat. Aww, is ickle ASB gonna kwy? Is he gonna now be known as: PunkAssSexyBitchBack?
It Would Be Funny by Crow3711	Jun 25th, 2009 11:03:05 PM
If he rose from the dead as a zombie and performed a well choreographed dance to Thriller. But that might be asking for a little too much, even from a performer of Michaels caliber. If such a place exists, and If he made it to such a Heaven, I would do ANYTHING to watch the fucking dance-off he has was himself in the body he would have from 20 years ago, plus Heaven-powers. My God. The dancing would be epic. Nobody moved like that man.
Quincy Jones made MJ a superstar by Mundungus	Jun 25th, 2009 11:04:15 PM
It's true he was a great singer & dancer, but QJ was responsible for all the good music. I've read before that MJ didn't like how much credit QJ got for the smash albums. Could be tabloid bs but considering he named himself the king of pop and refused to go to the MTV video awards unless they created some type of award for him (although he hadn't released any music that year), it seems likely. QJ stopped working with MJ after Bad and the mass appeal went with him. Looks to me like MJ went kinda nuts after Thriller's success and just drifted farther away from reality as time passed. Like Elvis, he had no one but ass kissers for company. There certainly wasn't anyone there to tell him to quit fucking up his nose, that there are limits to plastic surgery, and pedophilia (real or perceived) is bad. I think most people would remember him fondly if one could regard everything after 1985 as an era where he was really too mentally ill to be harshly judged. But the reality is we can forgive eccentricity and volumes of crap music, but not ... well, you know. I know I'll always like what he did in The Wiz.
libby, i'm curious... what is it with you and goats and by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 11:06:06 PM
multicolored feces? you have a pretty odd insult repertoire.
Just who was Shamoana anyway? by D.Vader	Jun 25th, 2009 11:07:27 PM

Why does Liberal_Warrior spell "fuck" "fuk"? by D.Vader	Jun 25th, 2009 11:09:45 PM
Its FUCKING DISTRACTING to see those missing c's.
What I'm saying Six is that if he was guilty, by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 11:10:18 PM
he had a better chance of being found not-guilty. if he was innocent... like I said before, name ONE innocent, rich famous person that has been found guilty in court of a felony. It almost never happens (I say never cause I know someone will google and say "well, back in 1953, noted oil tycoon, Jack Mayhoffer, was found guilty of giving a reach around to 9 year old hispanic day laborer."
jackie by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 11:11:07 PM
Goats. Purple assed Baboons. Rampaging Black Rhinos. Diseased Camels. Dead Armadillos. Warthog raped Wildebeasts. Inbred Assed fukked Macaques. And any other animal's I care to incorporate along with their bodily functions. You want some?
Liberal Warrior, doesn't sound very liberal. by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 11:13:05 PM

Lib_War... I'm sorry I made fun of you. by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 11:13:49 PM
Honestly. I was just making a joke because I thought "rhino dick" was funny. I didn't think it would bind us together in epic TB combat, but I guess I should have known. FWIW I agree with your posts about not pissing on a dead person's grave just to make yourself look better in comparison. And I would suggest that it is okay to put the "C" and "I" back in "fucking" but hey man that's your business, I just post here.
I'm just remembering something I used to love by CherryValance	Jun 25th, 2009 11:14:00 PM
to watch. When Brokeback Mountain came out someone put together this great video of clips from the movie to Michael's song "Whatever Happens." I haven't watched it since Heath died. I think I'll watch it now. I can't get much more depressed.
I liberally insult any Motard who deserves it by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 11:15:12 PM
It has mostly been right wing nut jobs. But left wing nut jobs can get some as well. Along with Motards of every stripe.
if they were extorting him by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 11:15:40 PM
why didn't he call the feds. He was Michael Fucking Jackson. That family wasn't smart enough to outwit a fed sting operation. do you think if some teen girl made false accusations against Justin Timerlake, he would just fork over $20 million... fucking naive...
ebonic_plague - you barely registered on the radar by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 11:19:21 PM
Which is why you were spared any true TB combat. That was just a fly swat.
Ease on down the Road.... by Doc_Hudson	Jun 25th, 2009 11:20:38 PM
Like Ricky Bobby,...I like baby Mike.... Sad,....he was super in the Wiz...and the QJ combo was he real stride. But the whole air of possible child sex is just too damn much to ignore. Plus the leeching family and Muslims hanging around him. Makes one wonder how much say he had in his adult life,..I suspect a Diana Ross remote control in the autopsy,...weird weird life the kid had.
i am surprisingly bummed out here by mr. smith	Jun 25th, 2009 11:21:11 PM
whoever the hell he was personally, for people of my age, he was fucking elvis in his heyday.
hey, lib, i actually agree with most of what you said by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 11:21:34 PM
in regards to MJ. it's the animal fixation and their accompanying bodily waste that kind of threw me off. oh, and your apparent hate of the letter "c." but i've no beef with you, guy. commence with the bashing of the odd-toed ungulates.
Greatest Pedo to Ever Moonwalk the Earth by MediaGold	Jun 25th, 2009 11:22:52 PM
What a great loss. His kiddie fiddling skills were unparalleled. But seriously, for any child of the 70s and 80s, he holds a special place. What we didn't know was that he would have just loved to hold us in a special place.
I... appreciate that? by ebonic_plague	Jun 25th, 2009 11:23:31 PM
I think AICN needs a talkback container for you, that says "Break glass in case of Coughlins_Law". NO OFFENSE, though! I don't think my shots are up to date.
hey jac by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 11:24:34 PM
Smart boy.
Angry Video Game Nerd Video of Moonwalker by MediaGold	Jun 25th, 2009 11:25:44 PM
http://screwattack.com/AVGN/20 09/ Moonwalker Funny stuff.
sad... by foree forehead	Jun 25th, 2009 11:26:14 PM
..it's up to Sunn O))) or Current 93 to claim the mantle now...
Liberal_Warrior is like The Joker in the Dark Knight by D.Vader	Jun 25th, 2009 11:26:22 PM
To only be used in cases of extreme emergency against crazy conservatives, just like ebonic_plague said. Otherwise, he's biting everyone else he'd normally agree with in any political talkback.
Wait for all his former employees to come forward by Heckles	Jun 25th, 2009 11:27:06 PM
Let the circus begin. Step right up.
Fuck the haters: I love you MJ by Zeegloo	Jun 25th, 2009 11:29:03 PM

D.Vader by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 11:29:32 PM
If I disagree with someone, regardless if I agreed with them on other issues in the past, then they are apt to get gored. No exceptions.
RIP Michael and peace to your enemies... by marineboy	Jun 25th, 2009 11:29:47 PM
Can't beleive the number of sicko's on here...twice proven innocent - Eccentric? yes! Criminal? No. RIP Michael - your music guarantees you immortality, not the lawsuits moneygrabbing scum put you through...
You can come out of your hidey hole now ASB by Liberal_Warrior	Jun 25th, 2009 11:31:12 PM
I'm through bashing you for the night.
When they said MJ was dead.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 25th, 2009 11:31:19 PM
I was kinda hoping it would be Kirsten Dunst, so we could get that hot as hell Winstead chick in the next Spiderman movie.
guess the oxygen tank thing didn't work out by Gabbo_the_Great	Jun 25th, 2009 11:31:35 PM

and of course, there does not exist a fate worse than by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 11:31:45 PM
being branded a 'goat-fukker' or (gasp) a 'mult-colored shit... gazer' or wherever he was going with that one. so yes, potential rabble-rousers and trolls alike beware: Liberal_Warrior is out on patrol. fukkers!
for me, jeff goldblum died years ago... by iwasredempted	Jun 25th, 2009 11:32:36 PM
when he did lost world and independence day.
He's Molesting Angels Now by studioki	Jun 25th, 2009 11:33:42 PM

for me, harrison ford died years ago... by iwasredempted	Jun 25th, 2009 11:34:02 PM
when he did that movie with anne heche.
Well...just like Ryan O'Neal showing up by wampa_one	Jun 25th, 2009 11:34:52 PM
for Farrah, when will be hearing from Corey Feldman?
Jesus Juice wept... by Redmond	Jun 25th, 2009 11:35:22 PM
MJ was apparently working out with Lou Ferrigno to get in shape. Watching the cable news, the only thing I know is that the people MJ hung around with, or allegedly hung around with, are a bunch of weird, plastic surgery obsessed posers. Everybody just reeks of syncophant and leech.
Harrison Ford died when Last Crusade came out by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 11:37:01 PM
Well, his career did anyway.
I feel pity for the poor cunt by BendersShinyAss	Jun 25th, 2009 11:38:29 PM
the man lived his life with the world watching him. he was loved by so many crazy screaming fans, and hated by so many fatcats who only wanted to get to his stash of cash. the guys head was fucked up, and i don't blame him - his life was never normal. as for pedophilia claims... i just can't comment, so many conflicting stories - all together with jacko's public plea to not get roped in by the lies of the media.... well.... like i said, i feel sorry for the poor cunt. he died of a heart attack... or broken heart?
Pushed the barriers of MUSIC VIDEO, hence for FILM. GENIUS. by Se7en	Jun 25th, 2009 11:38:36 PM
Maybe Few films but his music videos are revolutionary. GENIUS.
For all those hung up on his allegations by Scoob1978	Jun 25th, 2009 11:39:24 PM
If you're from my generation and you can watch this without feeling that you lost a very small part of yourself then you allowed yourself to be robbed of something within. If it's true what he did was inexcusable but it doesn't negate that he contributed greatly. These were good times and this video scared the shit out me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =AtyJbIOZjS8&feature=featured
Sad day... by Lauryn2000	Jun 25th, 2009 11:40:01 PM
Wasn't a big Michael Jackson fan (I was on the Prince bandwagon) but grew up with his music and still know the lyrics.The old Michael (Pepsi Commercial-Jeri curl-hair catches fire)I grew up with,kindas died a long time ago.The new Michael whp appeared,bleached skin,child molestation charges,bankruptcy,pain killer addiction....who was this guy? Now you can finally rest in peace M.J....two icons died today..R.I.P Farrah Fawcett aka Jill from Charlie's Angels....
MJ was innocent! Here's how I know! by Dapper Swindler	Jun 25th, 2009 11:40:08 PM
I know Michael didn't molest those kids. And the reason is because I love his music. I am a fan of MJ and therefore I'm positive he did nothing wrong. Objectivity and rational thought are strangers to me. RIP MJ!
Thriller is on MTV right now by D.Vader	Jun 25th, 2009 11:40:47 PM
Fuck yes. These stupid teenagers today probably have no idea what this is. What, with all their shitty reality shows on MTV nowadays and real music videos relegated to 4 in the morning.
Michael Jackson did not create his videos. by Bunger!	Jun 25th, 2009 11:43:10 PM
And he also had cowriters, ghostwriters, and producers for most of his musical output. He was a great perfomer, but he was an ever greater product.
MIB finally accepted his application by thelordofhell	Jun 25th, 2009 11:43:21 PM
Michael Jackson has been erased from existence.....welcome to the Men In Black, Agent M!!
they should have some kind of eternal flame memorial by iwasredempted	Jun 25th, 2009 11:44:15 PM
for mj. with pepsi era mj statue and the flame coming out of his jerry curl fro. i'm not even joking. that's a good idea. let it be known that i came up with it first when we see it built
GENIUS, indeed. by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 25th, 2009 11:45:16 PM
Mike, you will definitely be missed. you were a boon to your craft, and by extension, the populace at large.
I Missed It! by Crow3711	Jun 25th, 2009 11:45:54 PM
Fuck! I just saw the very end and the credits! Son of a bitch. I guess I can watch it on youtube or somewhere, but still. At least the credits have some dancing.
Anyone who believes he was innocent by AlfredDitchclock	Jun 25th, 2009 11:47:26 PM
needs to listen to "Give in to Me" and "I Can't Help it" a little more closely
The Dark Shite: Dead MJ by Puddleglum	Jun 25th, 2009 11:49:25 PM
Oh HELL yes. I so wish it was THAT "MJ" and not Jackson b/c only someone like Winstead is going to get me in a theater for Spidey 4. Damn, she is smokin!
They're playing MJ music videos all night, Crow3711 by D.Vader	Jun 25th, 2009 11:50:15 PM
There's a chance it may come on again. Someone up above did post the youtube link.
WHAT? What re these funny movie viceo like things by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 11:51:37 PM
on MTV?
Geniuses can be perverts too. by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 11:51:47 PM
Most geniuses are little off in one way or another. I don't put him in with guys who pull kids into vans, I seriously think he didn't think what he did was wrong. he thought it was just two kids playing "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
I guess you believe ninjas killed Carradine too... by irrelevntelefant	Jun 25th, 2009 11:52:58 PM

Holy fuck, I had no idea about this Liberian Girl video by D.Vader	Jun 25th, 2009 11:53:27 PM
Spielberg's in it too?!
AlfredDitchcock by Scoob1978	Jun 25th, 2009 11:53:47 PM
You forgot Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough. But seriously you can't take away from his contribution due to unrelated allegations of his behavior. Why the hell do some of us have to defend pervs to admit that Michael Jackson had an impact on our lives. I grew up in the 80s. Its a sad day.
I realized, now I feel stupid by Crow3711	Jun 25th, 2009 11:54:09 PM
But this video right now is crazy. There are so many famous people in it. Even John Travolta? And Carl Weathers. When do you think the last time Carl Weathers was on MTV? Or anything besides Arrested Development? When is the next time?
Rest In Peace MJ by cahcat	Jun 25th, 2009 11:54:56 PM
I'm truly saddened and grieving too. I'm happy to see all the EO love and remember the Michael Jackson dancing moves. Watching the Liberian Girl video and seeing all the cameos in that blows my mind, Im so glad I grew up when I did in the 80's. Rest in Peace.
MTV just suddenly became relevant again by D.Vader	Jun 25th, 2009 11:55:49 PM

Cause of heart attack confirmed by DAVID_CARRADINES_DEATH_SPUNK	Jun 25th, 2009 11:57:23 PM
he saw a vagina.
I always feel like somebody's watching me by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 11:57:37 PM
That is Michael in that song.
I Haven't Watched MTV in at least 6 years by Crow3711	Jun 25th, 2009 11:57:54 PM
Look at what it takes to get people who aren't reality tv retards to watch MTV. That always depresses me. Music sucks (mostly) these days.
the coroner can settle the pedophile allegations by DAVID_CARRADINES_DEATH_SPUNK	Jun 25th, 2009 11:58:23 PM
just smell his fingers....
by Crow3711	Jun 25th, 2009 11:59:25 PM
not that MTV ever plays any music anyway.
Only at 4 in the morning by D.Vader	Jun 26th, 2009 12:02:00 AM
On selected nights. They even got rid of that TRL show where you voted on your favorite video. I stopped watching that in high school when I realized they were only going to play 5 second snippets of it. Whoever is in charge of MTV programming right now needs to be struck by a rogue meteor.
damn... that Liberian Girl video just made me sad by jackknifed_juggernaut	Jun 26th, 2009 12:02:22 AM
seeing everyone gathered anticipating his arrival... and now knowing he's gone forever. fuck. i'm getting hammered tomorrow.
Sorry Six Demon Bag.. by Zardozap2005	Jun 26th, 2009 12:02:33 AM
..I don't want to get into the God thing. Never did. I was trying to more or less state that since the justice system is blind, and apparently willing to take a buck to look the other way, someone else will apparently have to be his Judge.
Scoob1978 by AlfredDitchclock	Jun 26th, 2009 12:04:37 AM
I grew up in the 80's too. I used to hide behind the couch when he transformed in thriller. Must...refrain...from...joke. Tis a sad day, but the cheap shots are too much fun.
I was apparently a big fan of Michael Jackson when I was a kid by D.Vader	Jun 26th, 2009 12:07:11 AM
I was told by my parents. Then I saw "Thriller". And I was scared to death.
Another part by Atomica	Jun 26th, 2009 12:07:46 AM
We have the truth, This is the mission To see it through. Dont point your finger, Not dangerous, This is our planet. You're one of us... Were sendin out A major love, And this is our Message to you: The planets are linin up, Were bringin brighter days Theyre all in line Waitin for you Cant you see . . .? Youre just another part of me . .
should have capitalized better screamster by Crow3711	Jun 26th, 2009 12:14:08 AM
Michael deserved better than a hesitant first. I recognize your epic post, but denounce your unoriginality. The man made Thriller....Thriller.
This is the best TB we've had since The BaleBack™ by YackBacker	Jun 26th, 2009 12:20:33 AM
Anyone who doesn't know about that talkback is clearly not professional. Go read it and you'll know exactly what's going on here. This talkback is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
The Man is a Scary Legend by Cinemanimetal	Jun 26th, 2009 12:21:14 AM
Sure in his later years he became quite a scary man, but he is a legend for his work in the Jackson 5 and in the 80's when he had all those great solo hits! I never realized this till just now but Captain EO was my first 3D experience. Back when I saw it I was too young to really understand what was going on. Now I only understand it slightly more. Harry, you're lost tour idea is brilliant! If only that could have happened before this day. RIP Michael
Its been established I'm an amateur by Scoob1978	Jun 26th, 2009 12:22:03 AM
I cast a shadow. Its nice to see MTV finally showing the MJ videos in full. It's only 1:30 on the east coast. Way to show your giant robot balls for the artist who made your station MTV.
No one would have believed Hoover was a cross dresser by DAVID_CARRADINES_DEATH_SPUNK	Jun 26th, 2009 12:24:04 AM

Can't believe he's gone! by AJD_1	Jun 26th, 2009 12:29:20 AM
Haters be damned! The man has a body of work that will last through the ages. A masterful performer who inspired generations!
Any '80s kids remember by Chief Joseph	Jun 26th, 2009 12:31:21 AM
The Michael Jackson version of the Pledge of Allegiance?
To all those who deny his talent.... by AJD_1	Jun 26th, 2009 12:31:28 AM
Have you SEEN the Smooth Criminal video? Case closed!
just read this by CherryValance	Jun 26th, 2009 12:32:27 AM
http://tinyurl.com/m65orz
the Simpsons by Gabbo_the_Great	Jun 26th, 2009 12:34:46 AM
he was great on the Simpsons.
Shouldn't they take the 'M" out of MTV? by cylon_conspiracy	Jun 26th, 2009 12:35:18 AM
The station has zero to do with what it once was. It was called "Music Television", which seemed to mean music was involved. And before the internet, that's where you saw videos related to music. That and Friday Night Videos on NBC. Why don't they just call it RTV for reality tv or even YTV for youth tv. In a few years people will wonder why the word music is involved. It's poor brand management.
AJD_1 by Scoob1978	Jun 26th, 2009 12:35:36 AM
No watch thriller. Try moving your head side to side without moving your shoulders an inch. Also try doing a spin without a head flick back (its a trick to not make you dizzy MJ ignored it) and at the same time have elastic legs and.... oh yeah stay in character. He was the best.
In Michaels honor, K-Mart will have a sale.... by DrMorbius	Jun 26th, 2009 12:37:56 AM
All boys pants, half-off!!!
I don't think anyone is seriosly denying his talent, AJD_1 by YackBacker	Jun 26th, 2009 12:37:58 AM
There are many of us who believe he is being given praise for his talent in spite of his seriously flawed and sick nature. Yeah, I can celebrate his work, but like you said- his work lives on forever. But the guy who did all of that work was dead for years, he just happened to make it official today.
All you dickheads ... by angel_svn	Jun 26th, 2009 12:39:59 AM
He was not a pedophile. Go fuck yourselves for perpetuating this devastating crap that probably helped kill him. He's dead. His family is suffering ... and you continue to be cunts.
really, not like he was hanging in a closet by DAVID_CARRADINES_DEATH_SPUNK	Jun 26th, 2009 12:41:53 AM

Michael is probably at peace and happy right now by DAVID_CARRADINES_DEATH_SPUNK	Jun 26th, 2009 12:44:53 AM
cause all you stupid little boys are giving him a blumpkin orgy- a blumpkorgin -in this talkback...
Joe Strummer is dead!!!! by Spocko	Jun 26th, 2009 12:45:26 AM
He meant more to music than this freak any day of the week. You fags are going be crying your eyes out when cyndi lauper dies aren't you?
for $20 million, I would have let him... by DAVID_CARRADINES_DEATH_SPUNK	Jun 26th, 2009 12:46:14 AM
erotically asphixiate me in a Thai hotel closet while wearing stockings and a betty page wig...
hey, at least Transformers 2 sucked ass.... by DAVID_CARRADINES_DEATH_SPUNK	Jun 26th, 2009 12:47:49 AM
(insert inappropriate Jacko joke hear)
Sorry about this by FrodoFraggins	Jun 26th, 2009 12:48:54 AM
But I can't find any sadness in the passing of a chronic pedofile. His post pubescent life was tragic but what he did was evil and unforgiveable.
I'll be at the Chuckle-Hut in Waskegee through Sunday by DAVID_CARRADINES_DEATH_SPUNK	Jun 26th, 2009 12:49:35 AM
wear a "I love pedophiles" shirt and get in for 1/2 price. (must be 10 years old to consume wine at this event)
gotta go spank one out to farrah... GRRRRR! by DAVID_CARRADINES_DEATH_SPUNK	Jun 26th, 2009 12:51:43 AM

wow... that took shorter than expected... by DAVID_CARRADINES_DEATH_SPUNK	Jun 26th, 2009 12:54:27 AM
it shot out like a wax dart... strange...
Spocko by Scoob1978	Jun 26th, 2009 12:54:47 AM
I'm sorry did someone not let you into the club? All MJ did was shatter the racial barrier that existed in music and become something bigger then any musician that would precede him. Look the Clash contributed greatly to punk but to say that they contributed more to music then MJ is to, well quote South Park, ignorant.
thriller. the man made thriller. by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jun 26th, 2009 12:55:43 AM
had to make a new username for this. my fucking 5th one damn it. r.i.p. mike. we know we lost you sometime around bad. but your second form will still be missed. r.i.p.
thriller. the man made thriller. by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jun 26th, 2009 12:55:50 AM
had to make a new username for this. my fucking 5th one damn it. r.i.p. mike. we know we lost you sometime around bad. but your second form will still be missed. r.i.p.
Bet the Fawcett home's pretty quiet. by The Dark Shite	Jun 26th, 2009 12:56:07 AM
99% of the journalists will be round the nonce's house.
Erm..Scoob1978, by The Dark Shite	Jun 26th, 2009 01:01:17 AM
Sorry mate, but what does this mean?.... "All MJ did was shatter the racial barrier that existed in music and become something bigger then any musician that would precede him." I hope you got mixed up & meant "any musician that would follow him" rather than "precede". You can't think Jackson was bigger than The Beatles, surely? Or Elvis? No fucking way.
Scoob1978 by Spocko	Jun 26th, 2009 01:02:15 AM
Big and famous doesn't mean good. If thats the case Madonna and Celine Dion are also gods to be worshiped at the alter of shitty music. MJ didn't anything James Brown, Little Richard and Marvin Gaye hadn't already done better.
jackson was as big as the beatles by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jun 26th, 2009 01:03:09 AM
if not bigger. 750 mil sold...a good amount of classic albums...just because he wasnt a fuckin rock musician doesnt mean he wasnt as big as the group everyone bows down to and sucks dick for.
DOES HIS CHIMP OWN THE BEATLES CATALOGUE NOW? by Mullah Omar	Jun 26th, 2009 01:04:23 AM
If I were Bubbles, I would demand a DNA test for MJ's alleged kid. I think the chimp has a stronger claim to the estate.
and im not saying album sales are everything by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jun 26th, 2009 01:04:38 AM
im just saying mj was recognized and loved as much as the beatles until he started allegdedly fucking boys
He wasn't as big as The Beatles. That's insane. by The Dark Shite	Jun 26th, 2009 01:07:00 AM
he just wasn't. He was massively popular & if you were a fan then that's cool by me. But, 2 of The Beatles are dead & they haven't released any new material in 40 yrs or so, even still, they sell more albums each year. That makes them bigger.
Spocko by Scoob1978	Jun 26th, 2009 01:09:18 AM
Who said good as in morale and yeah MJ did a whole lot more then JB, lil Richard or Marvin Gaye ever did. Before white kids wanted to be rappers every one in the in 80s wanted to be MJ, regardless of race. He had a presence strong enough to transcend the racial barriers. In the end JB, Richard and Gaye will be known as MoTown which for a long time was associated with primarily black people. Jackson will be the first African American to be on MTV and no one will ever look back. He had a better physical presence then Elvis on stage and his music would influence generations on generations. Its a big loss no matter what happened later in life. Walt Disney was an anti-Semite. Should we all ignore PIXAR owned by Disney?
8760 to go. by alice 13	Jun 26th, 2009 01:11:47 AM
keep up the good work.
michael jackson bought the entire beatles catalog by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jun 26th, 2009 01:12:08 AM
if you wanna talk money/sales talk about that. im just saying in terms of being recognized, michael jackson was as big as the beatles. rock music isnt the only fuckin genre in the world. im sick of everybody comparing everybody to a rock artist. oh a and b isnt as good as led zeppelien (who stole countless songs by the way, and im a fan who can admit that) or the rolling stones. get outta here with that shit.
LEAVE ZOMBIE MICHAEL ZACKSON ALONE by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Jun 26th, 2009 01:12:36 AM

Scoob1978 by Spocko	Jun 26th, 2009 01:16:08 AM
Yeah... and before that and MTV kids wanted to be musicians and songwriters, not just dancers and shit pop stars. Bigger than Elvis, thats crazy. Elvis is practically a cult. MJ will always be more of an huge pop culture oddity than a bonafide legend.
I bet VH1 is going to run the Jacksons an American Dream miniser by Orionsangels	Jun 26th, 2009 01:16:31 AM

Jackson was NOT a pedophile!!! by MediaGold	Jun 26th, 2009 01:17:34 AM
And Liberace loved to pound dat pussy!
Er, cowbell guy.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 26th, 2009 01:19:12 AM
Yeah, he bought the Beatles songs. But NOT from The Beatles, which is what you seem to be saying. There's no other reason you would say that, unless you thought that owning their music somehow made him bigger. The Beatles never owned their music. They signed a contract back in the 60's that meant their record company owned it. Eventually, it became available & Jackson bought it from EMI & totally fucked over his supposed friend Paul McCartney, who wanted to buy it. McCartney offered an amount that would secure the rights. Jackson waited until the last minute & out-bid him. Whic is why McCartney never spoke to him again.
right but he had to be pretty god damn big by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jun 26th, 2009 01:23:07 AM
to basically own the fuckin beatles. never understood how people said jackson was "broke"
Spocko by Scoob1978	Jun 26th, 2009 01:23:16 AM
Sorry kid you're showing your young age. At the time MTV kids were practically non existent. The all white line up led to a very struggling station that needed quite of bit of coxing to get MJ to perform at all. I didn't say MJ was bigger then Elvis but that he had better presence. But now that I think about it he was about as big as Elvis. Look Elvis did his thing but he also had a lot of hate in his time. We only see him him as a whole now. Give Michael a few posthumous years. Then we judge.
Scoob1978 by Spocko	Jun 26th, 2009 01:29:03 AM
Kid? Sorry pal if you were born in 78 I'm a few years older than you. I believe the MJ legacy will go through quite a bit of mud dragging in the following months and overall will be fairly murky when its all said and done. He was a huge star but not a great artist. I agree, history will judge.
He didn't "own" The Beatles.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 26th, 2009 01:30:13 AM
He owned their back catalogue for a short time. He hasn't owned it for a long time. Had to sell it. & it had nothing to do with his stature. As far as I've read, bascially, people stood back & let Macca get his music back. Jackson fucked him over. I'm not saying the self-proclaimed "King of Pop" wasn't big. Just not as big or "bigger" than The Beatles, which is a fucking ridiculous thing to say. Elvis was "The King of Rock n' Roll" because people gave him the title. Jackson was "The King of Pop" because he went to an awards show & said "Elvis was the king of rock n' roll. I wanna be the King of Pop." True story. Just 'cause the press did it, doesn't change the fact that he gave that title to himself.
If there is a hell... by MediaGold	Jun 26th, 2009 01:30:29 AM
MJ is there right now having sex with beautiful women. Must be torture for him.
MediaGold YES by Logan_1973	Jun 26th, 2009 01:37:52 AM
Thank you for posting that. Cheers. The man was a sick bastard and you all know it. Musical victories do not make all of it right.
It's sunny where I am. by The Dark Shite	Jun 26th, 2009 01:40:57 AM
I'm gonna go outside. Don't cry too much, Jackson mourners. There are plenty of kiddy fiddlers left in the world. Hey, if you wanna get your fix of messianic figures & sexual perversion, why not become a Catholic Priest? Then you can worship Jesus AND touch young boys. See ya.
Castiel, same with beatles or led zep fans by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jun 26th, 2009 01:41:23 AM
if you talk to them and dont acknowledge them as the greatest band to ever live, you get so much shit thrown at you its insane.
Congratulation by sykora2944	Jun 26th, 2009 01:44:36 AM
Mikey, you were obscenely talented and made some incredible music but you will ALWAYS be remembered for the freakiness and child molestation charges... well done
Congratulations by sykora2944	Jun 26th, 2009 01:44:43 AM
Mikey, you were obscenely talented and made some incredible music but you will ALWAYS be remembered for the freakiness and child molestation charges... well done
Cowbell.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 26th, 2009 01:45:40 AM
before I leave here...I'm not saying you need to acknowledge The Beatles or Led Zep as the greatest. I don't even care for Led Zep that much. But you Jackson fans are weird. You were the one saying bigger than the beatles etc. I've seen Jackson audiences. They're fucking insane. They worship him like a God. Whatever grip he had, it's like a Charles Manson or David Koresh, or dare I say it, Jesus thing. You're not normal people. You're followers of the cult of Zombie Jackson.
Ya know whats ironic? by The Dum Guy	Jun 26th, 2009 01:51:17 AM
I went out to drink a few Bloody Marys in Corpus Christi and most of all the people where talking about Jackson and hardly about Farrah. ....... I honestly thought MJ would be put in prison prior to death.
The Dark Shite by Logan_1973	Jun 26th, 2009 01:52:03 AM
LOL I echo just that!
He'd do anything to get out doing those shows! by pokadoo	Jun 26th, 2009 01:52:15 AM
SerIously though, RIP Michael, Farrah, and anyone else who's died recently.
Ps.. by The Dark Shite	Jun 26th, 2009 01:52:57 AM
I mentioned on other TBs, I had a heart attack the other week. When I first heard about Jackson, I felt weird. First I panicked about my own condition, then I wondered why I'm still alive. I mean, I don't have the money Jackson has. I certainly can't afford the kind of lifestyle he has or the medical treatment he can afford. Then I thought "Maybe it's because there's a God & he knows I don't rub my cock upn against children." It's a theory.
Damn shame by AlwaysThere	Jun 26th, 2009 01:57:48 AM
What a loss. Goodbye to the King of Pop.
Can we get a count of how many of us here... by The Dum Guy	Jun 26th, 2009 02:01:19 AM
Actually feel more sad over MJ than FF? It doesnt' matter, but I see Farrah as an overall better person overall, while I view Jackson as being the product of a bad childhood and influences. I love Thriller as a piece of cinema/art, but feel Farrah done more for film/television with less accolades. I dunno, but it can be said neither lived ideal lives.
The Dark Shite, im talking about his music by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jun 26th, 2009 02:03:11 AM
im not the crazed fan who thinks hes never had plastic surgery and his nose is real, hes not guy, and those kids are his. im not the psycho bitch releasing doves when he got cleared of molestaion charges. im just a fan of good music. thriller, off the wall, alot of jackson 5 stuff and badare fucking great. the man had amazing music. its a shame it took a backseat to his nose and strange life.somehwere around bad he fcuking lost it. and thats just sad fror him, his famly and his kids. no one knew what the fuck went on with this man.and no one will ever know.
We still have Prince! by pokadoo	Jun 26th, 2009 02:08:10 AM
Shamone!
We should pool our cash by Scumcock	Jun 26th, 2009 02:11:25 AM
and by his bones.
It's a funny thing... by Citizen Sane	Jun 26th, 2009 02:19:16 AM
... a jury found him innocent of all charges, yet everybody else whao was not at the trial is still determined to convict him, even posthumously. I'm geussing they are the same people who are going to throw away their hard-earned money on Transformers this weekend.
Meanwhile Taylor Mead by Pig_Ignorant	Jun 26th, 2009 02:24:31 AM
just lives on, and on, and on. That dude is immortal. Respect.
easy to judge, arent you all? by cloudrider`	Jun 26th, 2009 02:28:24 AM
oh look he looks like a freak, so he must be a freak. oh he likes to play with boys, so he must fuck them regularly. what is it with you americans when it comes to children? oh this boy said that so it must be true. never mind that michael was acquitted of the charge. never mind the parents were found to be pulling a money grubbing scam in the court. kids never lie, do they? you will never lie for the chance to earn $20 millions, will you? fact is nobody, and i mean NOBODY knows the REAL truth, except the boy and michael. so keep an open mind and be respectful of the dead.
I wonder which TB has the most... by p0llk4t	Jun 26th, 2009 02:34:17 AM
...post in a 24 hour period. This one has to be up there.
remember the McMartin trial? by cloudrider`	Jun 26th, 2009 02:39:55 AM
a whole family of school teachers were accused of molesting their students. of course, it was proven the children were lying, they were lead to believe those things happened to them. one boy even went further and said the school was satanic cult and described sacrificial acts under a dungeon. kids are prone to suggestions and were easily influenced. and they love tranformers 2: revenge of the fallen. lodge that in your brain. contrary to what you've been brainwashed into thinking, children are not angels.
transformers 2=latoya jackson by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN	Jun 26th, 2009 02:41:39 AM

Can't be cynical about this. LOVED HIS MUSIC. by HarryBlackPotter	Jun 26th, 2009 02:45:46 AM
Rest in peace MJ. You truly were The King. P.S. Fuck anyone who bad mouths this legend - yeah, he was troubled, but the guy was a genius.
Anyone remember when his hair caught fire? by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 26th, 2009 02:50:26 AM
HOLY SHIT! That was some crazy shit. He didn't go all shitty on some tech guy like Bale did. Michael was a damn professional!!
What's the difference between MJ and acne? by Grievey	Jun 26th, 2009 02:51:37 AM
Acne only comes on the face of kids OVER 11. I hear because his body is made of 99% plastic, they're going to melt it down into Legos so that little kids can play with HIM for a change.
So who'll play Jackson in next years... by Giant Ape Balls	Jun 26th, 2009 02:51:40 AM
inevitable biog? You could have Will smiths kid for the younger years and the CGI team that did Gollum for later on
tears in heaven by martinlutherkrangjr	Jun 26th, 2009 02:52:39 AM
is michael jackson molesting eric claptons son in heaven and scoob, only marvin gaye was motown, little richard and james brown were on other labels. michael jackson, however was motown.
Subtitles_Off by goonies	Jun 26th, 2009 02:55:35 AM
You can go suck A BIG BLACK DICK...You stupid BITCH. Show some fucking respect.
and not every life worth the same by cloudrider`	Jun 26th, 2009 02:55:44 AM
never mind that MJ's the greatest entertainer that has ever walked the earth. never mind that talent like that only comes once in a generation. MJ DID help millions of sick and needy children all across the world through his charity. that is an undisputable fact nobody can take away from the man. he didnt waste his time and oxygen on earth. his life apparently meant a lot to many people across the world. it's easy to be judgemental, to ridicule and belittle the man now, but look at yourself in the mirror, geeks. what have you done lately that are so special to anyone?
Bad people don't always do bad things... by The Dum Guy	Jun 26th, 2009 03:02:21 AM
People do things that are bad, but never consider themselves bad at least as being bad in how it is to be a bad persons. I can say a lot of artists that made great art aren't great "humanist", but just maybe they are a flawed individuals who shouldn't be in charge of kids, but one who won't feel free to kill them. In short, Optimus Prime was right with his ghetto kill (in order to say he was on BadRob Muther Fucka.
Some of you are awful human beings by Zeegloo	Jun 26th, 2009 03:03:55 AM
Just because you're behind the guise of a screen name doesn't mean you have free reign to be wretched cunts. I hope you burn in hell.
poor Farrah... by Potatino	Jun 26th, 2009 03:04:30 AM
she always wanted attention and celebrity and even in death she was overshadowed celebrity wise by someone else. Oh give Farrah the front page.
That kid is gonna come forward at some point... by SK229	Jun 26th, 2009 03:04:39 AM
and end all the speculation. My guess is that he's going to say that it really was about the money and he was just caught in the middle. He'll probably write his own book and impugn his parents for the press. Michael was bizarre, but he was also a target for A LOT of whack jobs looking to suckle at the MJ cash teet. If Britney Spears were Davey Spears, you can bet your ass there'd be a line of Beverly Hills dentists and their wives hanging around outside the gates ready to thrust their kids upon him, because she has the same problem... these sycophants and leeches can spot them from a mile away, and she's a great mark for them. And whomever said kids aren't angels, right the fuck on. This whole notion that kids don't ever lie and have little halos behind them is fucking ridiculous. But it ain't their fault, most of the time, it's the totally fucked up, ineffective, whiney, self-absorbed parents these days.
LET THE HYPOCRICSY BEGIN!!!! by alucardvsdracula	Jun 26th, 2009 03:04:45 AM
Yes it very sad that Jacko has left this world and yes he ONCE was an incrediblely talented entertainer/performer/icon/pop star/TM/whatever (although Capt Eo is beyond fucking ghey). But the ammount of hypocritical bastards coming out of the woodwork to suck his dead white cock is sickening. His fall from grace was embarrassing and shameful, something which the media couldn't get enough of. And now he's dead they're acting like he was fucking Jesus. Cunts, perhaps? The sorry and sad spectacle that Jacko had become was a painful thing to observe, and to me he died long ago: The Jackson 5 era=Yeah baby, Off the Wall=Ace, Thriller=Fuck Yes, Bad=Erm okay I guess but looking weird now, Dangerous=What the fuck, History=He most definately is, Invincible="Holy shit did you see how fucked up he looked in that video with Chris Tucker?" Now the final chapter has been written maybe we all try and forget the creepy fucker he turned into and think back to a time when his talent was all that mattered. So I raise a pint of Jesus Juice and say farewell.
I skipped the whole talkback here by BenBraddock	Jun 26th, 2009 03:07:15 AM
Don't wanna read it. Bye Michael, you were pretty cool back in the day.
MJ fans aren't the craziest by Potatino	Jun 26th, 2009 03:08:15 AM
...fucking Slayer fans are the craziest. Carving the bands name into your arm or back with a fucking razor blade... what the fuck!
I am so glad I don't know some of you quick to judge by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 26th, 2009 03:08:56 AM
people. Damn, I got rid of people like that in my life a long time ago. Shit.
Wacko Jacko R.I.P. by zapano	Jun 26th, 2009 03:13:54 AM
great artist, disturbed and disturbing human being
i'm confused by Potatino	Jun 26th, 2009 03:19:51 AM
why do people who talk about hating judgemental people always sound really judemental? its al very zen or something. Oh i'm confused.
Oh, and Jackson's estate DOES own the Beatles catalogue... by SK229	Jun 26th, 2009 03:20:45 AM
He has a joint venture with Sony called the Sony ATV catalogue that controls the publishing rights of a few hundred thousand songs. McCartney and the Lennon estate (Yoko) still get their 50% royalty and Jackson/Sony get the other 50%. But Jackson controls publishing, meaning synchronization rights, other artists recording the songs, etc. How the fuck do you think he was able to borrow all of that money and get into such heavy debt the last few years? Companies, Sony included, are SALIVATING at the prospect of acquiring that other 50%. And these stories of him being broke ARE ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. He may have run up $300 million in debt, but he's not broke, he has a cash flow and management problem. He was spending more than he was earning, which was still considerable. If he had cut his spending, he'd have been able to pay that money back in a few years on the back of the Sony/ATV catalogue royalties alone, nevermind the fact that he never properly exploited his own back catalogue, like every artist is adept at nowadays. No, his biggest problem is and always has been poor financial decisions and bad management, all of which has been possible because he made one super fucking smart decision 25 years ago to outbid Yoko and Paul by DOUBLING their offer. The most recent estimates about his half of the catalogue place the worth at around $500 million and his ow catalogue to be worth about $100 million. When you consider the LOOONG term cash flow both represent, I'd say that would be a bargain.
alucardvsdracula by cloudrider`	Jun 26th, 2009 03:21:01 AM
nobody said he was jesus. but if you want judge the man at all, judge him through how his friends talk about him. he kept a pretty loyal small circle of friends, and they all had nothing but good things to say about MJ. this was amidst the media firestorm surrounding the molestation charges. and it's not like jane fonda and liz taylor and diana ross need to kiss his ass for money. these are his closest friends and they always stood by him. you'd think if he's really a child molester, they would cut all ties with him just to avoid bad rep. i said again... you dont know him personally, so who are you to judge? just stick to what you know and enjoy his music.
His music touched me in ways... by Mutley26	Jun 26th, 2009 03:30:52 AM
he never did.
Gone to soon !!!!!!!!!!!! by lostbat	Jun 26th, 2009 03:35:44 AM
R.I.P and thank you....
Yes Zeegloo, there are some real sickos in this TB by MediaGold	Jun 26th, 2009 03:37:17 AM
I mean really, how totally blind do these fanatics have to be to defend the raging prince of pedophilia like Michael Jackson! They're just like the Muslims sticking up for their pedo prophet. And cloudrider, if all it takes is to lie to collect $20 million, then Cheryl Tiegs grabbed my butt when I was 8. Where's my check? That kind of cash does not get ponied up unless some horseplay is involved. Bottomline, he made some great music but was a very sick man who was in deep denial, just like you guys. Remember when he told Martin Bashir he'd only had one operation on his face in that 2005 interview? HA! Don't blame anyone else but Michael Jackson for his humilation. He did it to himself. What a waste.
"Pretty Young Thing"... by repo_man	Jun 26th, 2009 03:44:09 AM
Some say heart attack, some say a stroke in a childrens ward - whatever finished him off, he's brown bread. Or white bread. Whatever. The point is, he's dead. Or is he ?
Opening by repo_man	Jun 26th, 2009 03:48:09 AM
Gary Glitter must be rubbing his hands together
Justin TImberlake to play Michael Jackson by pokadoo	Jun 26th, 2009 03:51:02 AM
....obviously under a lot of make up, to make him look paper white!
MediaGold by cloudrider`	Jun 26th, 2009 03:54:13 AM
what the fuck does his denial of face surgeries have anything to do with him being a pedo or not? it's always the same with you tabloid junkies. he looks like a creep, he behaves like a creep so he must be a creep! first of all, this guy didnt lead your kind or my kind of normal life. so he behaves unconventially, so he acts like an alien species, so what? can you say with absolute certainty that he did molest child? even the 12 juries in the court didnt buy that. what genius doesnt have his/her own eccentricities?
very sad by repo_man	Jun 26th, 2009 03:55:27 AM
he hadn't been that stiff since he watched Peter Pan, or maybe that time Macauley Culkin stayed at his house
The Dark Shite, sorry to hear about your heart attack by ironic_name	Jun 26th, 2009 04:12:06 AM
I was only having a go at you for fun, dodge 'em cars style. I really hope I haven't caused you any more raised blood pressure.
Can I also be a fucking hypocrite please! by alucardvsdracula	Jun 26th, 2009 04:13:13 AM
It's just ignoranth when people talked doo doo about St Michael Jackson's love of little boys, when he loved all god's children (under the age of 12). He wasn't a pedophille but a genius musician and it just isn't possible for someone as talented as him to be both things at once. It just isn't possible. Sure, if he was a 50 year old weird black guy who lived in your neighbourhood who had been arrested TWICE for child molestation we could understand it. However, because he was the "king of pop" it just isn't possible. St Jackson was a God, way BEYOND a regular maladjusted human beings sensations and feelings of sexual nature, so it just wasn't possible for him to be aroused by the children he shared his bed with. Now please carry on with the vomit enducing spiel about this legendary children's entertainer while I go pay my respects to David Carradines grave.
cloudrider by alucardvsdracula	Jun 26th, 2009 04:20:58 AM
"You dont know him personally, so who are you to judge"????????? Well done for posting officially the most retarded comment I've read in a while maggot. Now please die in traffic as soon as possible as the day is moving on.
Mr Jackson, Rest in Peace by MontyPigeon	Jun 26th, 2009 04:22:00 AM
I was never a fan of your solo music but it's obvious the talent you had. Rest in peace.
Loved his 80s music. by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 26th, 2009 04:24:23 AM
Really. A tragic icon.
riiight... and since he looks like a freak he MUST be a pedo by cloudrider`	Jun 26th, 2009 04:27:03 AM
no doubt! it's the truth because the boy said so. and the tabloid confirmed it. hypcrite my ass! i'm not even saying he did or didn't do. i'm saying none of you here knows for sure, so keep an open mind and stick to what you DO know. you succumbing to tabloid craps says more about you than it does MJ.
"maggot?" by cloudrider`	Jun 26th, 2009 04:37:03 AM
"die in traffic?" i think everyone can see you're just a little child. you should spend some time in neverland and sleep on MJ's bed. might do you some good.
cloudrider by the_shogun_gunslinger	Jun 26th, 2009 04:41:36 AM
the man had a GODDAMNED AMUSEMENT PARK IN HIS FRONT YARD AND HAD SLEEPOVERS WITH PRETEEN BOYS!!!!! What is so hard to understand?! god, got any nice things to say about Hitler while youre making excuses for deranged criminals?
Mr. Zeddemore by cloudrider`	Jun 26th, 2009 04:48:54 AM
i got that. i got that people would jump towards that conclusion. but then like you pointed out, he's not a normal man, not in the sense what most of us would constites normal. you said, he was "stunted man-child who admitted he slept in the same bed as kids that weren't his own." exactly! what normal man would admit to such a thing? do you know of any pedophile who would admit such a thing publicly? stop insisting on seeing things through your 'normal' eyes. he might not be a good influence around kids. he might be a bad parent. but that doesnt make him a pedo.
On the brighter side by Offmehead	Jun 26th, 2009 04:55:15 AM
What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Micheal Jackson? Fergie will be playing Giggs next season. Funeral directors have said that if Michael Jackson is cremated, he will be melted down into plastic dolls so that kids can play with him for a change Latest news, Michael Jackson's last breath was to whisper to paramedics on his way to hospital... "Put me on the children's ward Today tributes were pouring in. One fan said “Michael touched many people in his life….most were boys between the ages of 10 and 14” Due to his unfortunate death. Michael Jackson's dates have been cancelled. They were Thomas aged 6 and Kevin aged 9 I dont feel any emotion for MJs death... Guess he never really touched me when I was younger... Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they couldn’t blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on the boogie What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? About three hours. Michael Jackson died and went to heaven, St. Peter says, “you know Michael , we really can’t let you in here, you did a lot of bad things down on earth. Michael pleads with St. Peter to let him in and states that he’ll do anything to get in, not wanting to go to hell and all. St. Peter agrees to ask God if there is anything they can do, God tells St. Peter he’ll let Michael into heaven on one condition, he’ll have to fight someone and if he wins they’ll admit him. Michael agrees seeing its his only option. The pearly gates open and and Elvis walks out shouting, “where is that weird son of a bitch that married my daughter” MJ didn't have a heart attack, he was found on the childrens ward having a stroke... I heard mcdonalds is making a burger in commemoration of Michael Jackson death. It'll be called the mcjackson burger, and is one 50 year old piece of meat in between 2 8 year old buns. Apparently, Michael Jackson's ghost has been seen on a childrens hospital ward. Even in death, he's trying to put the willies up little children. :) Due to concerns for the environment, Michael Jackson will not now be cremated, he is to be recycled instead Michael Jackson’s relatives first words to the undertaker were “do you take plastic?”
I'm disappointed this hasn't reached 2,000 posts yet by SoylentMean	Jun 26th, 2009 05:07:13 AM
This talkback is not yet legendary.
In Lieu of Flowers by InActionMan	Jun 26th, 2009 05:07:27 AM
Bubbles the chimp has requested that a donation be made in Michael's name to the North American Man Boy Love Association.
Mr. Zeddemore by cloudrider`	Jun 26th, 2009 05:09:49 AM
good. and that's what we should do - at least try and see things through his eyes before condemning him as a pedo freak. and i'm not saying that because he's a mega star.
cloudrider by MediaGold	Jun 26th, 2009 05:13:32 AM
I don't think MJ was a pedo because he looked like a freak, I think he was a pedo because he FIDDLED LITTLE BOYS! My point about His answer to the operation question was He was in His own little world somewhere downstream on Da Nile.
alucardvsdracula - Gonna punch out your lights out by HarryBlackPotter	Jun 26th, 2009 05:14:03 AM
I know you get down to MJ at the disco, so stop pretending to be all hard core and cynical. MJ was unique, bit creepy but unique, and a musical genius. See you in the disco!
alucardvsdracula - Gonna punch your lights out by HarryBlackPotter	Jun 26th, 2009 05:14:11 AM
I know you get down to MJ at the disco, so stop pretending to be all hard core and cynical. MJ was unique, bit creepy but unique, and a musical genius. See you in the disco!
alucardvsdracula... you wanna be startin' somethin?! by abiggerboat	Jun 26th, 2009 05:28:13 AM

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