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Ryan Reynolds To Be BURIED!!

This is That Deadpool Spinoff, Right? by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 09:40:37 AM
That Ryan Reynolds. Boy, does he have a great set of abs.
So, He's Sort Of Playing The Bride from Kill Bill by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 09:41:48 AM
Uma Thurman is hotter than Ryan Reynolds. Sorry, she just is.
Ryan Reynold's Career to Be Buried by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 09:43:52 AM
By Wolverine. Hah! I kid, I kid. He's very talented. He'll wash the stink of Wolverine off him in no time.
one guy, girl and pizza still missing by krod	Jun 25th, 2009 09:44:45 AM
..
Finally! by omgwtfbbqsauce	Jun 25th, 2009 09:45:43 AM
let's not exhume this corpse...
It was also done in CSI by blagwedge	Jun 25th, 2009 09:46:30 AM
two part season 5 ep, directed by quentin tarantino
Fuck The Bride from "Kill Bill!" by Blue_Demon	Jun 25th, 2009 09:48:39 AM
My amigo El Santo did this in one of his movies decades before Beatrice did! Bah!
Tim Matheson did this one best by LargoJr	Jun 25th, 2009 09:50:26 AM
I loved that movie.. they had a sequel that was almost as good too
BBQSAUCE by BlueHawaiiSurfer	Jun 25th, 2009 09:50:45 AM
I agree 100%. :o)
G vs E by PJoseph	Jun 25th, 2009 09:50:50 AM
"Anyone remembering a fantastic TV show called G VS E..." Fantastic?
Yeah I was gonna say CSI by Series7	Jun 25th, 2009 09:51:15 AM
By QT none the less.
Please, No NeilF Whining Incessantly About Scriptgirl by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 09:51:43 AM
Ever. Thanks!
Also when I clicked on this article by Series7	Jun 25th, 2009 09:52:21 AM
I thought it said Burt Reynolds, and it went through my head, did he die? Then after reading that article I wished it was Burt in this movie. Sounds like Phone Booth.
the wolverine hate just never ends. lol by Bouncy X	Jun 25th, 2009 09:56:07 AM
trying to live down the role? he's doing a spinoff, he's obviously very much into it. when the movie geeks hate a movie, they truly hate it with all their soul it seems. anyway, to add to the list, Alias is another show that did the buried alive concept for an episode.
Uma is hotter than Ryan... by StatelyWayneManor	Jun 25th, 2009 10:00:08 AM
...that is debatable. And I'm straight! Btw, Mythbusters showed that the Bride would have suffocated/crushed before she dug herself out.
Ryan Reynolds 'Wolverine' Spinoff.. by LargoJr	Jun 25th, 2009 10:01:14 AM
If someone offered you the obviously insane amount of money they offered him, you would do it too. Look at it like this, Ryan is a fast food server.. he's giving us exactly what we expect, because we REFUSE to demand better by not giving their money every time they release something 'bad' for us. I don't blame anybody for hoe bad Wolverine was any more then I do Van Helsing. That shit got made and released because it was a rock solid fact that people will line up to pay for it, either at the theater or at the video counter.
Buried balls deep in Scarlett Johansson. by TmBTmB	Jun 25th, 2009 10:04:43 AM
Lucky devil.
He can smirk and wiseass with the best of 'em by skimn	Jun 25th, 2009 10:07:17 AM
But Amityville didn't convince me that he can handle serious drama. And no, I don't count rom-coms. Hopefully, I'm wrong.
Also done in an episode of Alias... by Total Geekazoid	Jun 25th, 2009 10:09:10 AM
... written by Drew Goddard.
why doesn't he play green lantern by Fat and Curious	Jun 25th, 2009 10:11:27 AM
how the fuck is this dude not a star? his agent needs to be skewered up the ass by a rhino horn
If Only! by PacmanFever	Jun 25th, 2009 10:13:38 AM
Just kidding I'm sure he's a nice guy but he is not, in my opinion, a good actor. At all. I've seen him "do" comedy, horror and action, and I've seen him fail at all three. And he certainly isn't good with one liners! I wish him no harm, but I do hope he sticks to stuff I'd never be interested in anyway like "The Proposition", and not stuff I might have liked like "Blade: Trinity" (though he wasn't the only thing wrong with that film).
"This is for breaking my brother's heart." by StatelyWayneManor	Jun 25th, 2009 10:14:29 AM
I blame Blade 3 for Ryan not being a huge star, yet. Jessica Biel is box office poison.
"Can you hear me now?" by V'Shael	Jun 25th, 2009 10:15:52 AM
What fucking coverage program is he supposed to be on?
a cellphone, a candle & a knife... by StatelyWayneManor	Jun 25th, 2009 10:19:50 AM
...but no matches? Does the phone have a light because this might be the darkest movie ever.
Cock Juggling thunder cunt. by Kizeesh	Jun 25th, 2009 10:20:22 AM
Ryan's delivery of that line is why he will get into heaven. Also I want him to play Deadpool again.
Cock Juggling thunder cunt. by Kizeesh	Jun 25th, 2009 10:20:58 AM
Ryan's delivery of that line is why he will get into heaven. Also I want him to play Deadpool again.
The Proposal not The Proposition by PacmanFever	Jun 25th, 2009 10:21:10 AM
Whatever
I liked G vs E by D.Vader	Jun 25th, 2009 10:24:40 AM
Unfortunately, I cant remember crap from it.
The Game 2 : Deadpool in the Desert by corporategohan616	Jun 25th, 2009 10:36:25 AM
Didn't Micheal Douglas have this happen to him in a scene in "The Game"?
So the entire movie is him by kolchak	Jun 25th, 2009 10:38:57 AM
slowly suffocating to death, right? Because I'd pay to see that. Pretty sure Alanis Morisette will too.
Hey NeilF by Sonny_Williams	Jun 25th, 2009 10:41:09 AM
After much careful consideration and research, I have found the solution to your problem re: Scriptgirl. WHEN YOU SEE THE LINK TO SCRIPTGIRL'S REPORT, DON'T MOTHERFUCKING CLICK IT!!! You must be a right-wingnut - anything you don't like must cease to exist, rather than you just ignoring it. Fucking douchebag.
And... by thewizardofoz	Jun 25th, 2009 10:45:27 AM
...he will be convienently buried without a shirt on.
G vs E by turketron_2	Jun 25th, 2009 10:46:26 AM
Damn, will this ever be released on DVD?
OMG I Can't watch that! by Clavius	Jun 25th, 2009 10:46:39 AM
Being buried alive is one of my single biggest phobias ever. This would just freak my shit out too much. I had a hard time with the burial scene in Kill Bill too. Anyone remember the Alfred Hitchcock episode where the prison inmate attempted to escape by being buried in a coffin in the prison graveyard only to find that the guy who was supposed to dig him up later was dead in the coffin with him? YIKES!!
I'm going to agree with Sonny_Williams on this. by Juggernaut125	Jun 25th, 2009 11:19:04 AM
You're an idiot if you think complaining and asking to have an article removed just because YOU don't like it. Nobody is forcing you to watch it. Other people do. Other people have their rights too. If other people WANT to click on that article, then you have no rights or business telling this site to stop airing it. Now shut the fuck up, get over yourself and this stupid fucking notion that your opinion is more important than anyone else's. It's not.
Monk got buried. Uma got buried. It happens. by JuanSanchez	Jun 25th, 2009 11:22:38 AM

............ by Blade_Runner	Jun 25th, 2009 11:23:04 AM
I actually liked Ryan as Deadpool. One of the better parts of the Wolverine movie, but that's just my opinion. As for Script Girl, what's wrong with you people that don't like her? Gay? I just turn the sound off and watch her for the 5 minutes or so, happily.
clavius by Turd Furgeson	Jun 25th, 2009 11:23:04 AM
That prison ep was a woman. I can still remember it to this day! That ep made me lose sleep!
I guess they won't spend too much on sets by ricarleite2	Jun 25th, 2009 11:38:06 AM
So it's the Pai Mei chapter, extended for 2 hours?
Sonny_Williams "You must be a right-wingnut" by Immortal_Fish	Jun 25th, 2009 11:40:59 AM
"You must be a right-wingnut - anything you don't like must cease to exist, rather than you just ignoring it. Fucking douchebag." Heh. No, you can't smoke that here. No, you can't smoke that at all. No, you can't eat any of that. No, you can't eat too much of the good stuff either. No, your kids have to attend school HERE. Nope, can't drill there. No, you can't say that. No, you can't even THINK that. Yeah, Neil surely is a "right-wingnut."
Ryan Reynolds is Captain Excellent by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 11:41:34 AM

(Rodney Dangerfield accent) by Succotash	Jun 25th, 2009 11:43:04 AM
So I saw this new movie, BURIED. Well, let me tell ya, I'd rather spend 90 minutes in Scarlet Johansen's box. (Rimshot)
I'm straight too. by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 11:44:43 AM
And I think Uma Thurman is as ugly as Sarah Jessica Parker. Making Ryan Reynolds "hotter" than Uma Thurman by default. Still, I'd rather see Will Smiff buried. In documentary form. As part of his eulogy. Let the national mourning, gnashing of teeth and piling of cheap roses commence!
Ryan Reynolds in "The Vanishing" by Samuel Fulmer	Jun 25th, 2009 11:54:35 AM
Hopefully it's better than the queefer version.
But will he be shirtless? by Yeti	Jun 25th, 2009 12:10:40 PM
Non? Meh.
Sounds like hes going to pull a McGuiver out his ass by Cronkit	Jun 25th, 2009 12:22:23 PM
Whats he going to do with a cell phone in the middle of no where. Wait this is a Verizon ad is'nt it.
Michael Douglas in "The Game" did this too. by #1 Zero	Jun 25th, 2009 12:23:55 PM
There was a brief scene in "The Game" where Douglas is buried alive in a coffin and wakes up in Mexico and he has to take a bus back to U.S. all dirty and poor and whatever else. But even that is probably not the first time its been done. But this sounds like a concept movie, and one I'm not fully against. It's kind of like Oldboy in a way. What does a man do when put into an extreme situation? How does he survive? How does he get revenge? Could be interesting, but I think they should change the title.
Oops looks like Corportate Hogan already pointed it out. by #1 Zero	Jun 25th, 2009 12:26:47 PM
Sorry, hogan, didn't see your post about the Game. But I can vouch for you. They did do that.
"Buried"... by mr_majestyk	Jun 25th, 2009 12:34:47 PM
I worked on GvsE and was there when they (Josh and Joans Pate) concieved the Buried episode - also copied by Tarantino for CSI - but both (I believe) are Homage to "Spoorlos" or "The Vanishing" a really cool Finnish film...
#1 Zero by skimn	Jun 25th, 2009 12:37:41 PM
I thought the same thing. Does he escape and immediately eat a live squid afterwards? Re: the Uma debate...she is one of those actresses that under the right lighting can look stunning, but most of the time..."talk to Mister Ed"...
Tarantino and the Vanishing by Samuel Fulmer	Jun 25th, 2009 12:45:30 PM
Guy must obviously love the film since he's structured his films in a similar way (showing an action, going back to the same scene later from a different character's perspective).
And I'm talking about the original Vanishing by Samuel Fulmer	Jun 25th, 2009 12:45:47 PM

Reminds me a little of Fleep by aversiontherapy2	Jun 25th, 2009 12:57:54 PM
Great idea: http://www.shigabooks.com/shig abooks/fleep/start.html
Still, under the right lighting by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 01:03:14 PM
my stomach doesn't look anything like Ryan's.
Yup Cronkit... verizon. The Network will dig him up! by turketron_2	Jun 25th, 2009 01:17:42 PM
The end.
"struggling to live it down" by Vern	Jun 25th, 2009 01:40:39 PM
Geez, lay off the guy. Wasn't he the one thing everybody agreed was good in Wolverine? Just because he turned into some stupid guy at the end who isn't the same as the stupid guy in your comics isn't his fault. Plus that wasn't even him, that was Scott Adkins, and you're not gonna say Scott Adkins has to live it down because he'll run up the wall do a flip and kick you three times in the face before he hits the ground. I would watch the spinoff movie, but I'm skeptical because they claimed he was gonna do a spinoff of Blade 3 also and that never happened. Burying alive is good though.
pretty ambitious move for an actor by angry kitty	Jun 25th, 2009 02:24:20 PM
to have to carry a movie like that. Sam Rockwell proved it can be done with his superb performance in Moon. Be interesting to see if Reynolds can do it here.
To me Ryan is a likeable actor. by theycallmemrtibbs	Jun 25th, 2009 02:28:36 PM
He's fun to watch..... He's sarcastic as hell in just about everything I saw him in. When he was in both Wolverine and Blade 3 he had a look on his face as if he was saying " Okay...I'm in this piece of shit movie, what can I do to entertain myself?" I know--I'll talk about these motherfuckers. Someone mentioned he should play Green Lantern...... I think he would be bad ass
Best CSI episode ever by dr sauch	Jun 25th, 2009 02:34:26 PM
Boosh.
Superhero Movies by Rollofpennies	Jun 25th, 2009 02:54:16 PM
Ryan could of played a lot of Superhero's. I would of liked him as the Flash personally. I agree, he does need better agents because this guy should be able to land bigger parts. Wolverine sucked super hyper donky balls and thats a no brainer and Im sure the Deadpool movie will too seeing how its made by the same people. Get this guy some better parts already. And I guess Im the only non-female that liked Reynolds in Amityville. I thought he did a good job. I think he should of been Peter Parker really. Tobey is too small. Even James Franco would of been a better Parker.
Put this one at the top of my list! by SmokingRobot	Jun 25th, 2009 03:01:03 PM
Of movies I won't be seeing.
The "Ryan Reynolds Should Be..." game by StatelyWayneManor	Jun 25th, 2009 03:03:09 PM
Ryan Reynolds should be Fletch, the A-Team's "Faceman", Magnum P.I., The Saint, The Accident Man, Namor the Sub-Mariner,etc.
He will always be Van Wilder to me... by HB_Dad	Jun 25th, 2009 03:03:46 PM
I can't believe that with all of these replies there has not been a single Van Wilder comment until now...
Deadpool done right by DOGSOUP	Jun 25th, 2009 03:22:55 PM
The spinoff will follow the comics. They may even have to retool the whole thing but we're getting a scarred up Deadpool that never shuts up. He WILL have a mouth. I dont even care if he loses the armblades and other powers without explanation, as long as he kills people with a wisecrack, looks like hamburger puked on pizza, and breaks the 4th wall.
The odds of someone as pretty as Ryan... by StatelyWayneManor	Jun 25th, 2009 03:25:19 PM

by StatelyWayneManor	Jun 25th, 2009 03:27:45 PM
...being scarred-up & masked for most of the film are 1 out of infinity.
YES!!!! by Harry Weinstein	Jun 25th, 2009 03:29:30 PM
Oh wait.
I wish someone would bury his career. by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 04:33:58 PM

Remember Uma Thurman as Boticelli's Venus in Baron Von Munchause by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 05:17:56 PM
She was definitely hotter then than Ryan Reynolds has ever been. Sorry. It's true.
Baron Von Munchausen by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 05:18:29 PM
I ran afoul of that title truncation thing. Oops.
Struggling To Live It Down by kevinwillis.net	Jun 25th, 2009 05:19:14 PM
It's a joke, Vern. Know what I mean, Vern? Just joshin' ya. Ha-ha. Ha. Heh. Meh.
Michael Jackson to be BURIED, though. by Subtitles_Off	Jun 25th, 2009 05:27:09 PM

Also on BONES by cuttr	Jun 25th, 2009 06:47:31 PM
...twice. And on Crossing Jordan.
G vs. E was awesome by FamousEccles	Jun 25th, 2009 07:24:14 PM

This will be reviewed on Scriptshadow Monday by geraldbeans	Jun 25th, 2009 07:47:26 PM
Tune in Monday. This script will be reviewed. http://scriptshadow.blogspot.c om/
Burying Ryan Reynolds? Can I help? by jrcash	Jun 25th, 2009 07:49:10 PM
This movie sounds lame. He's no Russell Crowe. He'll get two failed movies based on his success with Sandra Bullock and then make his way back to a sit-com for a high payday. I still remember Fifteen! Beyond a sha-doooow of a doubt!
Ryan Reynolds should play........ by GordoSan#1	Jun 25th, 2009 07:56:57 PM
Fletch! I didn't like Reynolds at first, but I like that he has chosen diverse parts. As a cocky wiseguy, he reminds me a bit of a young Chevy Chase.
G vs E was a great show by xsi kal	Jun 25th, 2009 08:01:38 PM
Funky as hell, and fun.
few things by ciroslive	Jun 25th, 2009 08:31:35 PM
1) Ryan Reynolds is a great smarmy guy 2) G vs. E is a great show 3) Buried Alive was a great tv-flick 4) Reynolds will be great in BURIED, I put my hard earned money on it...
Van Wilder by Mel_Gibsons_Nazi_Dad	Jun 25th, 2009 09:46:02 PM
Was fucking awful. The second worst movie I've ever paid to see, Blade 2 being the worst. I really want to like Ryan Reynolds, but I can't think of any movies of his that I like. G vs. E was pretty good, at least enough for me to watch every episdoe. I think it ran on the Chill network for a little while last year, twas nice to revisit it.
buried up to his elbow..... by Loosejerk	Jun 25th, 2009 10:04:43 PM
in Scarlet's cooze.
Burt Reynolds about to be buried too by Spocko	Jun 25th, 2009 11:08:29 PM
Its true. He's number 3.
G vs E by cahcat	Jun 26th, 2009 12:00:41 AM
I watched very episode of that show!
Gotta agree with Vern there. by OutlawsDelejos	Jun 26th, 2009 01:43:24 AM
What did he do in Wolverine that he has to live down? The Proposal maybe.....
Van Wilder was fucking awful by I_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looki ng_for	Jun 26th, 2009 03:44:50 AM
And Reynolds was a smug cunt in it. He's usually a likable actor, but I can't think of one flick he's been in that I've really liked.
2hrs of him trying to escape... show nobody else. by Damien Chowder	Jun 26th, 2009 09:29:03 AM

hmmm by Aftermath1349	Jun 26th, 2009 12:20:53 PM
That actually sounds like it could be interesting. Probably won't but who knows?
Mel_Gibsons_Nazi_Dad by just pillow talk	Jun 26th, 2009 12:28:25 PM
You're only half right. Blade 2 is fucking awesome, even if Donnie Yen was painfully underused.
I thought Burt was dead, for a second! by pokadoo	Jun 26th, 2009 03:57:43 PM
It's just Ryan Reynolds' career! Phew! They supposedy come in 3's!
THE NINES by Baryonyx	Jun 27th, 2009 06:24:26 PM
Reynolds was good in that.
Chuck Norris was buried alive... by Baryonyx	Jun 27th, 2009 06:28:30 PM
...whilst still inside his truck in Lone Wolf McQuade. He wakes up and just drives back out of the ground, so he can hunt down and kill David Carradine.
Bill Pullman was buried alive... by Baryonyx	Jun 27th, 2009 06:32:15 PM
...in a coffin, whilst searching for the drug that causes zombies in Haiti. I think there's a tarantula in the coffin with him. Can't remember how he frees himself, though (Pullman, not the spider).
Sean Connery was buried alive... by Baryonyx	Jun 27th, 2009 06:39:47 PM
...in Diamonds Are Forever, in a pipeline under the desert. He just hitches a ride on some pipe-welding gizmo and glides through the pipes to freedom (why didn't the gay henchmen SHOOT Bond before they left him in the pipe?)
Kiefer Sutherland was buried alive... by Baryonyx	Jun 27th, 2009 06:50:12 PM
...in the shite remake of The Vanishing... and he lives! However, in the original Dutch version...
Margot Kidder was buried alive... by Baryonyx	Jun 28th, 2009 02:34:24 AM
...whilst still in her car in Superman. Unlike Chuck Norris in Lone Wolf McQuade, she was unable to drive back out the ground and dies. Fortunately for her, the Man of Steel flies very fast around the world in different directions and somehow turns back time to save her...
Ryan Reynolds is great! Shut up haters by Joker Gordon Levitt	Jun 28th, 2009 04:15:46 AM
He's a fine wade wilson. He'd be awesome in Speed 3
Billy Mays to be BURIED by Subtitles_Off	Jun 28th, 2009 02:52:08 PM

Will Ryan be buried... by Subtitles_Off	Jun 28th, 2009 03:30:02 PM
without his shirt, or will there be enough room in the coffin for him to wriggle out of it?
It's an important plot point by Subtitles_Off	Jun 28th, 2009 03:33:44 PM
'Cause he can use the shirt to wrap his hands to prevent injury, and because there won't be any business for the movie if he keeps his shirt on throughout. I mean, seriously, women and gay guys - who else watches Ryan Reynolds movies? Nobody. Husbands dragged to the theater by their wives (me!) don't count.
Will Ryan be buried... by Baryonyx	Jun 28th, 2009 05:23:55 PM
...without his beard? It's an important question because: Ryan with a beard looks adult and tough. Ryan without a beard can sometimes look about 14 years old.
Correction, Ryan with a beard by Subtitles_Off	Jun 28th, 2009 06:22:51 PM
looks like a fourteen year old trying to look tough.

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