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Oh, For The Love Of God...Fox Ramping Up Another HITMAN Movie!!!

Ya, another boring Fox Production! by spiceybiscuit	Jun 24th, 2009 10:59:35 AM
the first one was sooo boring....for the love of all that is holy, will someone please stop the madness at Fox?
Olyphant by ZooTrain	Jun 24th, 2009 11:00:34 AM
Olyphant was miscast as Hitman. And he was the least threatening bad-guy in blockbuster history. How do we go from Hans Gruber to some twit with a computer?
He should tattoo his bonus card barcode on his head by GibsonUSA Returns	Jun 24th, 2009 11:02:22 AM
Grocery store clerk: Do you have our savings card? Yeah sure...(turns head around)
I just netflxed Hitman... by Henry Fool	Jun 24th, 2009 11:02:38 AM
And really liked it actually. I thought the director over did it on stylized elements. I would have preferred more Bourne-like realism. But I thought the story and set pieces were entertaining. Timothy Olyphant gave a likably quirky performance that complimented the character's fish out of water nature. I loved how awkward he was with women, I think it was supposed to be poking fun at how a lot of gamers are with women. Not a great film but it certainly didn't bore me. I don't know if I'll get to the theaters to see this one but I'll definitely check it out on Blue Ray...
Hitman by BongSabre	Jun 24th, 2009 11:03:03 AM
should never have been a movie. There is no way to translate the planning and methodology that the game has into the passive movie experience.
hollywood is where the human soul goes to die. by ironic_name	Jun 24th, 2009 11:04:07 AM

Serenity should be a trilogy by now by OGoncho	Jun 24th, 2009 11:04:19 AM
Considering the pure and total shit that gets sequelised in this day and age.
can't blame Xavier Gens for 'Hitman' by Jarek	Jun 24th, 2009 11:04:33 AM
This is the same director that made the great "Frontier(s)" in his home country before being plucked from France to direct a mega-budget videogame movie. Producers had a big hand in fucking that film up, I would guess.
Why bother licensing the rights to the game by aversiontherapy2	Jun 24th, 2009 11:04:49 AM
If you produce a film that could have any background? The game character is so different from the character they put on screen it was a waste of their money. Agree that Olyphant can be brilliant but he was so totally miscast. Put Stratham in there and have him say nothing the whole film, just kill people.
will this be a reboot.. by palewook	Jun 24th, 2009 11:05:21 AM
franchise needs it already..
Predator vs Hitman by kolchak	Jun 24th, 2009 11:08:07 AM
Predator wins. Timothy Olyphant getting slain by a shoulder cannon+ no more hitman movies = everyone wins.
Yaaaawwwwwnnnn by harrys_site_sucks	Jun 24th, 2009 11:08:23 AM
The first movie made me quit playing the video game. Dulls-ville
gravitas* by TheExterminator	Jun 24th, 2009 11:10:37 AM
hitman was insipid/anemic
Hitman was the worst movie I've ever seen by maelstrom_ZERO	Jun 24th, 2009 11:12:42 AM
And I'm not even joking. Terrible acting on the part of the male protagonist, plot holes large enough to drive a truck through, and seemingly mindless, gratuitous violence that had no real impact. After watching it, I was disgusted. I mean, not even a completely nude and sexually sumptuous Olga Kurylenko could save that movie. Which boggles the mind, really--hot naked women makes everything better. If it failed to improve Hitman, then the movie clearly has some terrible, insurmountable flaws.
AICN is depressing me recently. It's not your fault... by FlickaPoo	Jun 24th, 2009 11:12:47 AM
...or anything...it's just......I'm going to go read some news about Iran...or maybe just get back to work. Sigh.
Hitman in Wonderland by Cronkit	Jun 24th, 2009 11:14:19 AM
The game was bad. The movie was bad.Wonder, did it even make any money. Not my money. I stole them both. What? They were trying to do the same to me, by trying to make me pay for plastic crap.
FINALLY SOME FUCKING GOOD NEWS. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 24th, 2009 11:16:22 AM

Scriptgirl told us this two weeks ago Merrick. by BadMrWonkaSucksCock	Jun 24th, 2009 11:17:55 AM
Like fuck she did.
Ugh. by SkidMarkedUndies	Jun 24th, 2009 11:22:01 AM
Will Timothy Oliphant be back or will they FINALLY cast Jason Statham?
Hitman was surprisingly amusing... by NinjaRap	Jun 24th, 2009 11:26:40 AM
Mostly due to Olyphant's take on the character, surprisingly enough. I never thought he seemed like a logical pick for 47, but he was so damned quirky in the part that he was very entertaining. Kinda like what made him such a good bad guy in Die Hard. Those two movies are probably his strongest showings to date, although I also enjoyed his part in "The Long Kiss Goodnight."
OLD NEWS BUT AWESOME. by UMAGA	Jun 24th, 2009 11:29:20 AM
I knew this months ago but whoo hooo! Hitman was a lot of fun.
Olyphant will always be... by Bouncy X	Jun 24th, 2009 11:32:03 AM
Mickey, the freaky Tarantino film student from Scream 2 to me. :P
Also, FOX destroyed the first film. by UMAGA	Jun 24th, 2009 11:32:09 AM
I stick enjoyed it but there's zero doubt that FOX had their way with that film. Check out the original French credits without the Dark Angel scenes and the opening where the guy doesn't get blown up by the explosion. Instead he's taken to hospital where 47 disguised as a doctor puts a syringe in his neck.
I was amazed at how unarousing Olga was in that movie by YackBacker	Jun 24th, 2009 11:32:28 AM
She's a freakin' knockout but the complete lack of sexual tension present (thanks to her, Olyphant and a moronic script) killed a slam-dunk stiffy. So sad...
Bouncy X by themagicalhornofguntata	Jun 24th, 2009 11:32:52 AM
Took the words out of my mouth. Still his best performance AFAIC.
Also..the train sword fight.. by UMAGA	Jun 24th, 2009 11:33:30 AM
Was part of re shoots and never originally intended. Gens didn't even direct it if I remember correctly.
yeah by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jun 24th, 2009 11:38:10 AM
i SAW HITMAN AT MY FAMILY'S HOME LAST YAR-and I thought it was gonna be aflaming turd.It surprised me, and though ti so-so.Mind you, it was free to watch,If I'd have paid for it, sure-I'd be pissed too.Also-you know what I am sick of? Hollywood always getting these foregin directos(BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE TO PAY THEM SHIT...compared to hiring an american director, whome certain unnions protect)...becasue they bring in cheap, unexperienced "talent' who almost always fuck up the movies.Hollywood, stop being cheap-it's kinda of counter productive.
I liked Oliphant as Sheriff Bullock by johnnyangel	Jun 24th, 2009 11:46:10 AM
He just seethed with rage. If he played Hitman like that, it would be a lot better. After all, one would have to be pretty fucked up emotionally to just go around murdering people. And Sheriff Bullock was just one step removed from being a cold-blooded murderer himself.
Absurd though it may be... by Sardonic	Jun 24th, 2009 11:54:13 AM
I thought the train swordfight was actually pretty awesome. The movie itself wasn't all that BAD, just kind of pointless. There was no real plot, and Olyphant simply does not have the quiet badassednessto play the hitman. It just looked like a bald Timothy Olyphant.
Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze... by tie3456	Jun 24th, 2009 11:56:15 AM
Olyphant was great in The Girl Next Door, which is just a great movie in general.
The first one was such a smash that we must make a sequel!!! by AzulTool	Jun 24th, 2009 11:56:23 AM

Cost under 20 million according to variety by Mysterious_Volvo	Jun 24th, 2009 11:57:06 AM

Since the first one made no sense whatsoever by Spandau Belly	Jun 24th, 2009 11:58:44 AM
they can prettymuch take the non-story in any direction(s) they want.
"Warner ramping up a Batman & Robin sequel!" by MattmanReturns	Jun 24th, 2009 12:03:43 PM

Movie sucked...but Olyphant was fine by ScottinDC	Jun 24th, 2009 12:05:43 PM
He was miscast sure...but he did all he could with the shit they gave him. And regardless...who cares if it wasn't all that? It had Olga's perky breasticles on display and they were fucking SUMPTUOUS.
Danny by just pillow talk	Jun 24th, 2009 12:07:03 PM
It is not good news. The first one was not good. At all. Timmy should NOT be a leading man.
Well if it has more... by BoStrike1	Jun 24th, 2009 12:11:46 PM
Olga walking around shirtless than this can't be all bad, right?
At least this piece of shit will go straight to DVD. by JackPumpkinhead	Jun 24th, 2009 12:12:07 PM
Hopefully. The first one should have.
Glory to Christ, just what the world needs right now. by alucardvsdracula	Jun 24th, 2009 12:13:11 PM
In a sea of cinematic retardation I have at last found salvation. Thank you Lord.
Timothy Elephant. by alucardvsdracula	Jun 24th, 2009 12:14:15 PM
There I've said it.
The shootout with Desmond from LOST by turketron_2	Jun 24th, 2009 12:14:39 PM
In the first movie was worth seeing it for.
I get a stomach ache . . . by Nice Marmot	Jun 24th, 2009 12:16:54 PM
. . . every time I'm reminded Olyphant was somehow chosen to play a Die Hard villain. Zzzzzzzz. Hitman? Never saw it.
Nice Marmot by just pillow talk	Jun 24th, 2009 12:18:48 PM
It's more of the same except this time is bald. See how dynamic an actor Timmy can be?
totally agreed, keep Olyphant in good television by cyrent	Jun 24th, 2009 12:25:13 PM
because he certainly has been awesome on both Deadwood and Damages.
This upsets AICN,but the Facebook movie is reported with a smile by Orionsangels	Jun 24th, 2009 12:27:28 PM

I'm ashamed to say I saw this movie by Dapper Swindler	Jun 24th, 2009 12:28:43 PM
And the only thing I remember is that he wouln't fuck this hot girl that wanted to fuck him. He had no problem going around the world murdering people who may or may not be guilty. But when the hot girl is all over him, he's some kind of prude.
I'm Going To Go Out On A Limb Here... by Acquanetta	Jun 24th, 2009 12:28:59 PM
...and, without Googling, assume that the first one made a profit for the studio. What madness, then, to make a sequel- even as fanboys were not enthused.
The sequel will probably have more idiocy like that sword fight. by JackPumpkinhead	Jun 24th, 2009 12:36:31 PM
Apparently, that's the part imbeciles liked.
Although the original had one good part... by JackPumpkinhead	Jun 24th, 2009 12:38:43 PM
His utter lack of emotion. I don't know if Olyphant played it well, or if that's just how he can act, but it was the perfect embodiment of the character and one of the few good things about the movie. Again, this good part is apparently what that imbeciles disliked in the movie, as evident even in this talkback.
I had a lot of fun with the first film.... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 24th, 2009 12:39:12 PM
...I thought it was entertaining and Olyphant was fucking hilarious. Whether he was meant to be or not...I can give a shit. I liked it. And I think we need a hell of a lot more Euro/Transporter-esque low budget action films. I fucking love this genre. Hot ass Eastern Euro gash....mmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmmm m............those who aren't into this-- enjoy UP motherfuckers.
Need more Taken. by Human_Bean_Juice_	Jun 24th, 2009 12:44:16 PM
How about...Taken, again! Nah.
The only good thing about the first one by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World	Jun 24th, 2009 12:45:52 PM
was the usage of the Jasper Kyd music in the trailer. Good work on that one.
God no, not Jason Statham by syn_flood	Jun 24th, 2009 12:49:42 PM
He is completely the wrong person for this role. Have you people actually played the games? David Bateson is the only option.
It's a fairly decent property. by Shermdawg	Jun 24th, 2009 12:57:55 PM
LOVE the games.
idrinkyourmilkshake... by Jarek	Jun 24th, 2009 01:07:09 PM
You can't lump all the French directors in and say they are "unexperienced talent". Did you see Gens' "Frontier(s)". He did a lot with $2.5 million. What bringing in a foreign indie director does (especially if they had a moderate hit in their past) is gives the studio a puppet to be their avatar for all decisions. Gens' visual style is all over "Hitman", but everything that sucked about it - I'd say that has to be a classic case of "too many cooks".
So they do this... by Anna Valerious	Jun 24th, 2009 01:09:32 PM
...instead of "Eldest" done right. I think some people need to get canned at Fox.
Olyphant was shitty even back in Scream 2. by IL_Deuce	Jun 24th, 2009 01:10:47 PM
This guy is not a star. As for the Hitman movie, itself, it was boring as all fuck. The chick was hot, but that was it. The game was much better written and executed. Fox, spend your money on something worthwhile you ignorant fucks.
Why would you have any emotion about this? by Liberty Valance	Jun 24th, 2009 01:12:18 PM
It's a movie based on a fuckin videogame. It didn't aspire to be profound, intelligent or artistic. Hitman is just another harmless action flick for the young male crowd. Who gives a shit if they want to make a sequel? As long as there are perfect tits like Olga's in it again, I'll give it a rent.
What the hell is Hitman? by Cotton McKnight	Jun 24th, 2009 01:17:49 PM
Another one? I didn't know there was a first one.
The tits are nice yes... by IL_Deuce	Jun 24th, 2009 01:18:42 PM
but I can find better beat-off material on redtube and other lacivious sites. Fox isn't getting my money. I'll just torrent the bitch.
Oh- it's a video game. Well whatever. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 24th, 2009 01:20:51 PM
I want to see a live adaptation of Burgertime myself.
Marble Madness movie adaptation... by IL_Deuce	Jun 24th, 2009 01:28:20 PM
THAT'S what we need!!!
They can steal footage by Adelai Niska	Jun 24th, 2009 01:28:34 PM
from OTHER episodes of Dark Angel next time.
Olga Kurylenko is awesome by Jesiah	Jun 24th, 2009 01:33:48 PM
Reason I liked hitman. And Olyphant did coo' with what he was given. Nice to see him both in Hitman and Die Hard 4.
I think Hitman was conceived just to get to that by skimn	Jun 24th, 2009 01:37:32 PM
final image of the hitman with the moon behind him. Everything else is vapor. I forgot about the movie ten minutes after watching it. It should have been called Action Movie, it was that generic. More proof that Ebert is slipping, he gave it 3 stars.
NAKED TIME WITH KURYLENKO, PART 2 by Mullah Omar	Jun 24th, 2009 01:42:08 PM
Prancing naked Kurylenko was the best part of HITMAN. Forget Olyphant, just give Olga a spinoff with instructions that she has to remain naked for the majority of the film. In one weekend you'd overtake the earnings of the first film.
but Hitman was Oliphantastic... by Kizeesh	Jun 24th, 2009 01:53:38 PM
and I mean that in the truest sense...
I did not think this movie was bad by robhouston	Jun 24th, 2009 01:57:42 PM
not great necessarily - but not that bad. I was a fan of the game so maybe that influenced me to like it but I did not hate it.
At least Hitman was better than Ultraviolet, Aeon Flux by turketron_2	Jun 24th, 2009 02:13:02 PM
and THE SPIRIT. FUCK THAT MOVIE.
I'll give it this though by skimn	Jun 24th, 2009 02:19:47 PM
Next to Bangkok Dangerous, it looks like, um, a really good movie.
ALL HAIL TOM ROTHMAN! by batman713	Jun 24th, 2009 02:30:35 PM
He's gonna do to hollywood what Michael Bay did to Transformers! Oh wait....
Turk, thanks for bringing up The Spirit by skimn	Jun 24th, 2009 02:35:27 PM
Now my acid reflux is going to kick in...
Jeezus by Arteska	Jun 24th, 2009 02:38:29 PM
I'll second DGDB's opinions here. You guys seriously need to get off the high horse on every damn thing.
Eh, it was ok. by Toonol	Jun 24th, 2009 02:40:59 PM
Hitman was about middle-of-the-road for uninspired videogame adaptions. Better than Max Payne, worse than Silent Hill. Most notable for the fabulous Russian prostitute, probably.
It wasn't that bad... by HBO	Jun 24th, 2009 02:50:06 PM
I thought the movie was entertaining and better than most shit. It also did the game a bit of justice. Only part I really hated was when he sees the kids playing the hitman video game, that was a slap in the face.
Arteska by skimn	Jun 24th, 2009 02:59:32 PM
Umm, Danny is entitled to his opinions, but he praises Hitman and trashes Up in the same statement. So what is YOUR point.
Do you understand English? by Arteska	Jun 24th, 2009 03:01:57 PM
The post is about Hitman. He said Hitman occupies a reasonable position in the low budget action realm with hot Euro chicks and I agree. Getting idiotically indignant over a sequel is just that. And I haven't seen Up yet so what is your point?
I didn't care for HITMAN much myself by ZombieHeathLedger	Jun 24th, 2009 03:13:05 PM
Rented it one night, Olyphant looked cool but the plot just didn't grab me. But I liked him in GO.
Ahem...my point is, by skimn	Jun 24th, 2009 03:17:49 PM
I read into your post that we (non fans of Hitman) should lighten up and not be so negative. Over a mediocre at best movie. I mentioned Up only because Danny did. A movie universally loved by many. Thats all.
It was ok.... by Kakii	Jun 24th, 2009 03:24:59 PM
First one was enjoyable, wasnt the shitfest I was expecting. They should get Jason Statham to play Hitman and get Louis Leterrier to direct
Statham and Leterrier... by skimn	Jun 24th, 2009 03:36:51 PM
and we'd get Transporter 4..and yes, I thought #3 sucked. The first was good, and the second was so over the top to be fun in a cartoony way.
You mean "For the love of Rothman"!!! by JuanSanchez	Jun 24th, 2009 03:39:31 PM

Transporter 2: scene where chick shoots helicopter... by turketron_2	Jun 24th, 2009 04:06:25 PM
...with her machine gun and it explodes in a fiery poof with no debris whatsoever. Remember that ridiculous shit? Anyone?
HBO - scene where kids are playing the video game by turketron_2	Jun 24th, 2009 04:12:00 PM
Haha, yeah... wow, that was quite a scene. One of those scenes where you say out loud, "No. Fuck, no, they didn't just do that did they... FFFFFFUUUUUCK!!!". Similar to that: The abrupt ending to Babylon A.D., the scene where Ultraviolet rides the motorcycle through the helicopter and it explodes for no apparent reason, and the entirety of The Spirit (sorry skimn, I only saw it recently and need to get the word out so that no one else is harmed by that atrocity).
I could never understand all the whining about movies getting ma by Ditko	Jun 24th, 2009 04:15:40 PM
I mean, nobody is forcing you to watch anything, right? Your fave movie is getting remade? Fine, stick with your old DVD and run it dry. A sequel to a shitty movie? Who cares?
Timothy Olyphant by Baryonyx	Jun 24th, 2009 04:41:06 PM
He was okay in Hitman.
They Had Better Send Harry to an Advance Screening! by dittos	Jun 24th, 2009 04:53:40 PM
Oh man, Fox will really screw this up if they do not invite Harry to an advanced screening. Obviously the movie will reek as he said Wolverine did when they ignored him on that. HOW CAN HOLLYWOOD CONTINUE MAKING MONEY IF THEY KEEP DISSING POOR HARRY?
KYLE WARD by The InSneider	Jun 24th, 2009 04:56:09 PM
Wrote Fiasco Heights, which was excellent. He could breathe new life into this franchise. Stop hating.
horrible casting by Charlie_Allnut	Jun 24th, 2009 05:13:43 PM
In the game the Hitman was older, and hard as stone. Plus the first movie was just horribly directed and written, really just straight to dvd material. Just terrible.
Tim Oliphantastic needs to eat... by V'Shael	Jun 24th, 2009 05:25:27 PM

Maybe this time by kafka07	Jun 24th, 2009 05:29:19 PM
the Academy won't overlook a Hitman film. Maybe it will be one of the ten nominees.
first one was super fucking boring by Judge Briggs	Jun 24th, 2009 05:36:44 PM
soooooo boring
How I would love... by Lemure_v2	Jun 24th, 2009 06:09:21 PM
to be in the Fox Decision Making Meetings - I reckon it would be hilarious. "So, what franchise can we resurrect next?" "How about remaking the first Fantastic Four film? I mean the originals got to be like four years old now." "oooh, and we could make another X-Men movie, only this time it could be just the girls, and we can even have some dance numbers in there, everyone loves dance movies at the moment. We'll call it X-Men Musical: Girls School" "What about remaking Alien? We can show how peaceful they were before some giant robots came along and started fucking with their chi. Call McG" "Terminator franchise? Lets scrap what's gone before and have Terminator 1901, where they send a Terminator back to London 1901 to kill Connors great great great grandfather - and they have to fight it off with the simple weapons they have" "Oh, and we need another Hitman movie, most people will have forgotten the first one by now..."
Lemure_v2 by Baryonyx	Jun 24th, 2009 06:18:58 PM
Hey, your Terminator 1901 idea actually sounds really cool: steam power vs a cyborg!
olyphant is uber by SQUIDDLY	Jun 24th, 2009 06:23:08 PM
in deadwood but this film is one of the worst films ive EVER seen. these people are supposed to be ghosts like LEON, if you ever do see him your already dead, Not walking around in broad daylight in plain sight with a white suit and barcode tattoo plastered on your head. fucking moronoic film, another wasted videogame chance.
Roger Ebert's review of the first was hilarious by Freakemovie	Jun 24th, 2009 06:54:33 PM
He calls out the Hitman for being a virgin, which is a pretty funny interpretation of the scene in which he, with a terrified look on his face, rejects naked Olga Kurylenko.
Shitman by Stalkeye	Jun 24th, 2009 07:04:08 PM
never really liked the game nor did i care for the movie. atleast it was better than max payne which aint saying much.
Now if only FUX could get the rights.. by Stalkeye	Jun 24th, 2009 07:08:17 PM
...to make a movie based on..(Insert your favorite videogame franchise here)
the first hitman? by sharpie	Jun 24th, 2009 08:25:40 PM
one of the funniest movies i've ever seen. the scene where the assassins are holding guns at each others' throats then decide to throw the guns away and pull out knives had everybody in the theater rolling for about 5 minutes after the fight scene was over
The game was always more about puzzle solving than action by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS	Jun 24th, 2009 08:39:54 PM
Sure, you could just waltz in with a big gun and shoot your target in the face but you'd normally end up like swiss cheese or, if you did escape you'd get a shitty score. The fun was always had by scoping out the level, following, learning routines and then finally executing your chosen plan and watching as everything came together as you stroll away, your target dead and everyone thinking the whole thing was an accident. Very satisfying stuff. To be honest, I wasn't really surprised to see FOX turn the whole thing into a mindless action flick and I'm sure we're just in for more of the same with the sequel.
Thank you, Mr. Dickblood-- by JasperTX	Jun 24th, 2009 09:08:44 PM
Twits bitch about how soft most action flicks are; you finally get a goofy low-budget fucked-up slugfest & you're still bitching. Fuckin' fanboys are pure git. Someone gimme a holler when these pristine little jizzlobbers' pristine sensibilities aren't offended. Better yet, get Harry a set visit--he'll shoot his load & the sheep'll follow. Fucking morons.
Fuck all of you by AlwaysThere	Jun 24th, 2009 09:15:56 PM
I loved the movie.
by The Amazing G	Jun 24th, 2009 09:17:17 PM

I haven't seen the first yet, but.... by The Amazing G	Jun 24th, 2009 09:18:12 PM
it's 100% blasphemy that they didn't get Jesper Kyd to do an original score for the movie
Hitman was SURPRISINGLY good..... by theycallmemrtibbs	Jun 24th, 2009 09:22:21 PM
Fuck what ya'll talking bout ....It reminded me of a Luc Besson joint. From the exotic locations to the conflicted anti-hero to the hot ass chick. And there was a story... You guys suck. ... go watch Beaches
hmmm... by codymr	Jun 24th, 2009 09:23:24 PM
I never saw the first one... and I likely won't see the second one. Great game though.
90 percent of you fuckers say you dont like shit.... by theycallmemrtibbs	Jun 24th, 2009 09:34:16 PM
Because the talkbacker before you didn't like it. I thought this was a site to discuss movies, Not sit around and bitch about them, I mean damn, This shit is ridiculous. I never seen so many negative motherfuckers clustered in one area since I took a monster shit a few weeks back and looked in the toilet. (it was pretty impressive) I cant wait until the purple Kool-aid is passed around. I wonder how many will take a sip because the person before them did?
HITMAN was one of better adaptions by onezeroone	Jun 24th, 2009 10:38:33 PM
Am yet to come across a fan of games who didn't like the movie. Unlike horde of fans crying about their childhood being raped.
and the recycled "Dark Angel" footage by Jesiah	Jun 24th, 2009 10:42:27 PM
Made the film look even cheaper, but I enjoyed seeing Geneva Locke, who played the young Jessica Alba, on bluray. Geneva Locke looks arguably better than alba now (definitely less skanky)
Let by waylayer	Jun 24th, 2009 11:31:29 PM

Let's get a Golgo 13 movie going... by waylayer	Jun 24th, 2009 11:32:12 PM
... not a sequel for this wannabe character.
where's Hitman 5 btw? by The Amazing G	Jun 25th, 2009 01:03:03 AM
it's been over 3 years since Blood Money and they still haven't shown it
Why not? by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 25th, 2009 01:53:38 AM
Hitman wasn't that bad... especially when compared to most other video game adaptations
Where's my Pac Man movie? by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 25th, 2009 02:15:33 AM
It's only been 30 or so years.
Hollywood - giving you what you want by JackRabbitSlim	Jun 25th, 2009 02:32:28 AM
Laughing at those who decry Hitman - you knew it was based on a videogame ... and you saw it anyway. Just like you'll see Transformers 2 eventually. Just like you know that if Harry had seen Transformers 2 with Megan Fox by his side at the premiere, he'd be gushing on the "dazzling whirling brilliance of the cgi artistry" or "Michael Bay's virtuosic cinematic vision" and wax rhapsodic on the "sleekly sexy and versatile thespian goddess who calls herself Miss Fox". Self-delusion - its the plague of AICN.
I thought the original was pretty good by barnaby jones	Jun 25th, 2009 03:58:37 AM
Had a Luc Besson flavour to it.
Needs more GIANT PIG by GIANT_PIG	Jun 25th, 2009 04:19:58 AM
GIANT PIG!!!
Re: ULTRAVIOLET by ArmageddonProductions	Jun 25th, 2009 04:20:28 AM
Man, talk about a huge waste of potential -- Wimmer knocked EQUILIBRIUM out of the park (as well as pretty much hand Christian Bale the showreel needed for him to land the BATMAN BEGINS gig), and actually succeeded in making a better MATRIX sequel than the Wachowskis did for about a tenth of the budget. ULTRAVIOLET, on the other hand ... sigh. You pretty much knew about five seconds into the opening credits, when you realized that they ripped off Elfman's SPIDER-MAN theme and the "comic art" concept from SPIDER-MAN 2, that things were gonna be bad. By the time you realized Mila Jovovich killed 133 people and only got a scratch on her arm, not to mention the fact that the whole "hemophage" business was just some dopey excuse to let her run around on walls and act like Aeon Flux®, you began to realize that, sometimes, cheaper is better.
Didn't mind HITMAN by Logan_1973	Jun 25th, 2009 08:34:30 AM
Would like to see it go a bit darker. And bring back Olga for more nude scenes.
Oh, I see, there are those that didn't like a particular by skimn	Jun 25th, 2009 09:03:12 AM
film, and are called sheep, because our opinions differ from yours. As someone stated earlier, Fox took a game concept that was about sleuth and deception and clever kills, and turned it into a standard euro-action movie. If you liked it fine. Don't bitch and complain about those who didn't.
theycallmemrtibbs by just pillow talk	Jun 25th, 2009 09:13:49 AM
Conflicted anti-hero? I didn't realize Timmy could even convey that. The movie sucked. Have some kool-aid.
Hey Just-fucked-my-pillow......... by theycallmemrtibbs	Jun 25th, 2009 10:11:57 AM
Don't forget to clean up
sure thing Mr. theycallmemrdrippywhore! by just pillow talk	Jun 25th, 2009 10:50:25 AM

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! by theycallmemrtibbs	Jun 25th, 2009 11:25:56 AM
its funny because it's retarded
the whole drippy whore thing..... by theycallmemrtibbs	Jun 25th, 2009 11:28:20 AM
Better head over to the free clinic!
I'll let you get Back to watching Step up 2: The Streets by theycallmemrtibbs	Jun 25th, 2009 11:33:45 AM

what's wrong with Step up 2? by just pillow talk	Jun 25th, 2009 12:20:07 PM
And true, I cannot compare to the genius of "Just fucked my pillow". Too busy watching Step Up 2 I guess...
just fuckn with u dude,,,, by theycallmemrtibbs	Jun 25th, 2009 01:22:19 PM
I'm not trying to sway u one way or the other.
47 is David Bateson by Nix_Cadavre	Jun 25th, 2009 02:05:35 PM
They should have hired him to reprise the character for the movie, since he did the voice, played him in every game, and his appearance is what 47 was based upon. Idiotic that they didn't cast him.
There were too many unanswered questions from the... by Fareal	Jun 25th, 2009 03:43:01 PM
...first "Hitman", so it forced FOX to make a sequel purely for artistic reasons.

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