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That bad, huh?
by Zempf
Jun 23rd, 2009
11:52:07 PM
Well, now I know what I won't be going to see today.
What a shame.
by JediRob
Jun 23rd, 2009
11:55:15 PM
I had really hoped we would see improvements from the first, not more of the worst parts.
Meh I liked it
by Tommy999
Jun 23rd, 2009
11:55:39 PM
Yes there was some stupid shit in there such as the twins, the dog stuff..the pot brownie stuff, but Soundwave...that was awesome Megatron and Starscream going at it..wicked Devestator.. sweet, honestly I'm not in it to be experience a story that will blow my mind.. I'm in it to see stuff from my childhood realized in a ooo that looks fucking awesome kinda way, and that's why I enjoyed it
Most disapointing summer in a while
by theneonsamurai
Jun 23rd, 2009
11:59:47 PM
Attaboy, Harry...
by Marshal_Lannes
Jun 23rd, 2009
11:59:52 PM
Concise and to the point...
Scrambled Shit....
by Jobacca
Jun 24th, 2009
12:01:25 AM
Sounds like Michael Bay took the money,filmed a giant FUCK YOU,and then ran laughing all the way to the bank. He's made a movie too stupid for adults and too offensive for parents to bring their kids to. In a perfect world,this movie would fail and cause Hollywood to take a long hard look at the shit it produces. In reality,it will make more than DARK KNIGHT did and lead to at least 3 or 4 more Bay-directed robot flicks....maybe the next one will have Al Jolson-Prime singing Mammy and treating us all to a delightful giant robot soft shoe before transforming into the General Lee!
transformers reboot by mctiernan in 2014
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
12:01:46 AM
The headline
by Jerkface
Jun 24th, 2009
12:04:27 AM
It makes no sense to me.
HARRY, Bay might have a BIG DICK but...
by ABking
Jun 24th, 2009
12:04:47 AM
Harry, tell your buddy MICHAEL BAY that his cock might be huge, but that he needs a BIG brain the next time he tries the bigger is better approach. HE NEVER WILL BE JAMES CAMERON and the sooner he realizes that, the better.
well reasoned, Harry...
by jackknifed_juggernaut
Jun 24th, 2009
12:05:22 AM
Bay et. al won't see a penny from me... or even bandwidth for an illegal download, for that matter.
wow
by TheDark0Knight
Jun 24th, 2009
12:05:41 AM
If this really is as terrible as everyones saying im gonna be pissed...This summer has had 3 good films thus far...Star Trek, UP, Drag Me to Hell...everything else has been disappointing. Ive also been hearing Public Enemies is mediocre...so this summer is officially mediocre.
Harry --
by Boborci
Jun 24th, 2009
12:06:10 AM
thanks for trying to give me and Alex a pass, but the sequence of events isn't exactly right. Two weeks before the strike, Alex and Ehren and I generated a 20 page story outline together, and then Michael used it during the strike to prep the action and to develop some of the things he wanted into more of a 60 page scriptment. The twins were born then. I wouldn't blame Ehren for anything that you wouldn't blame us for, but thanks anyway.
Ok
by Jerkface
Jun 24th, 2009
12:06:40 AM
I get the headline now.
Maybe...
by Jerkface
Jun 24th, 2009
12:07:20 AM
I think...
Boborci
by TheDark0Knight
Jun 24th, 2009
12:08:23 AM
if you are real you did a fucking great job on TREK...wtf happened here?
HARRY, it is a shame
by iwontwin
Jun 24th, 2009
12:08:25 AM
I liked the first film, but this one sounds horrid.
Thank you Harry
by elbmirb
Jun 24th, 2009
12:09:01 AM
I know that when a movie is this offensive to a fanboy there really is no hope for it. I felt the same way when Wolverine came out. What a shitty year for blockbusters.
TheDark0Knight -- "what happened?"
by Boborci
Jun 24th, 2009
12:11:49 AM
We will have to wait and see what an the majority of audiences think before we can draw any lessons.
It isn't racism...
by kuldan
Jun 24th, 2009
12:12:29 AM
...if the stuff is actually true. Just because they showcase it in a movie doesn't mean it can NEVER happen in your eyes, Harry. Live in Downtown L.A. for about two weeks and all of these "racial slurs" won't seem so ridiculous.
Going to see it this afternoon...
by Human_Bean_Juice_
Jun 24th, 2009
12:13:24 AM
despite myself. What a poor summer for cinema.
I'm joining Harry's Boycott
by owlxi
Jun 24th, 2009
12:13:55 AM
was going to see it.. but.. meh
Harry one of your better reviews
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 24th, 2009
12:14:23 AM
The forrest fight was really good, and a lot of excess crap that could be easily taken out, forgot about Sam's mum and the brownies, that did go on for far too long.

Edit out 60 minutes of crap, have a far more decent and fun 90 minute movie.

Wonderful news
by Mutilator
Jun 24th, 2009
12:14:36 AM
It's great to hear that Michael Bay managed to top his brilliant masturbation joke from the first one.
Is anyone surprised?
by ides
Jun 24th, 2009
12:15:24 AM
I hate to state the painfully obvious, but is there anything else to say about a Michael Bay movie? It's hard to find enough competence to grasp onto for a review to rise above cliche.
Well said, Harry!
by AJD_1
Jun 24th, 2009
12:16:06 AM
What the hell was Spielberg (maker of some of the most inoffensive and entertaining films of my childhood) THINKING? Did he even see this movie? Someone must have realised this stuff wasn't going to play well before this mindless flick was released! What on earth does this say about what Hollywood is trying to tell the world?
Is it too soon for a reboot?
by AJD_1
Jun 24th, 2009
12:19:25 AM
Lets hope not!
thanks harry
by animas
Jun 24th, 2009
12:22:17 AM
one of your better reviews...
Jeez, lighten up...
by j-bot
Jun 24th, 2009
12:22:56 AM
It's a fuckin' movie...about giant robots from another planet. You guys act like you haven't seen the cartoon before. I have all the seasons on dvd and have seen every episode, and you know what? They're fuckin' goofy as hell.
Since Harry hated Transformers 1...
by Z0D
Jun 24th, 2009
12:23:56 AM
and then now hates Transformers two only a little bit less, I know I will enjoy Transformers 2 even more than Transformers 1! OMG....Yes a movie can have worthless fluff, but if it's fluff filling in between Optimus kicking ass and Devastator powning the little guys then so be it. It's a popcorn movie (maybe with a little ass-hattery)! Not a Kurosawa flick released on Criterion! Duh... ___KNEEL___
If it's that bad, poor Shia
by CherryValance
Jun 24th, 2009
12:26:36 AM
Kid mashed up his hand and almost lost an eyeball for that? Geez.
Can anybody confirm if that was really
by NoQuarter
Jun 24th, 2009
12:28:29 AM
Bob Orci or was somebody just impersonating him?
I KNOW it will suck...
by Kingdaddy
Jun 24th, 2009
12:29:15 AM
But this reviews reeks of jealous fanboy bullshit. Call out Spielberg Harold. Bet it'll serve you in spades. Oops, was that racist also?
Bravo Harry!!!!!!!
by BEEK
Jun 24th, 2009
12:30:41 AM
Well said. I saw it last night with my (who happens to be african America) who walked out, with others..of a FREE SCREENING! The comic shop I own is cross promoting it with a local free newspaper and I had to send a letter of apology to all my customers. I was too embarrassed for words. Let's just say it didn't play well here in San Francisco.
i watched the 'toon as a kid, too, j-bot...
by jackknifed_juggernaut
Jun 24th, 2009
12:30:53 AM
can't say i remember much "shucking and jiving" and all around buffoonery. but again, that was nearly twenty years ago... i could be wrong.
WELL IT AINT NO SHAKESPEARE!
by BMacSmith
Jun 24th, 2009
12:36:32 AM
yeah no shit. I'd be happy with a fun, badass summer movie thrill ride, but it isnt that either!
Most Awkward AICN Headline Yet
by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World
Jun 24th, 2009
12:38:20 AM
Which is saying something, hell yeah Harry, keep working that magic.
It's not bad, it's plain retarded
by everstranger
Jun 24th, 2009
12:42:16 AM
Watched it two days ago in Tokyo. It's not bad, it's just really really retarded. What do you expect from a movie based on toys that stopped being "cool" after you turn 10... I needed a dose of kick ass SFX on a big screen, and it's just what I got.
and as usual, another terrible 'review' from Harry.
by BMacSmith
Jun 24th, 2009
12:42:43 AM
i swear that dude is on drugs. now the titles of his reviews are as bad as the review itself.

I dont really know if its racist and i really dont care. its terrible anyway.

What do you expect from Mr. "I create world class images"
by Citizen Sane
Jun 24th, 2009
12:42:45 AM
He's an inept director who obviously doesn't give A SHIT about telling a good story; and Speilberg has been totally irrelevent since Shindler. But just wait, this piece of shit will probably rake in an insane amount of money from all the clueless fan-boys who can't resist jerking off to what's her fuck... or Optimus Prime
After that final paragraph, I'll definitely see this film.
by LoneGun
Jun 24th, 2009
12:44:10 AM
Harry's certainly entitled to his opinions, but I hate being preached to about what films I should or shouldn't see, especially by someone who belches the words "f-ing retarded" around so frequently. Also, the complaints about Ehren Kruger may have validity, but they sound petty and personal.
so HARRY from AICN tells us not to
by Seph_J
Jun 24th, 2009
12:44:14 AM
support swearing and disgusting things. So, surely then I ought to... stop coming to .... this site? Anyone??
Harry why the fuck weren't you in AMSTERDAM?
by standundermyumbrella
Jun 24th, 2009
12:45:23 AM
You must have known something was going to go down????? You could sniff out TITANIC in Minniapolis back in the days but not AVATAR?
Too bad they're advertising this film on this site
by jimmy_009
Jun 24th, 2009
12:46:01 AM
I bet everyone involved regrets that now.
BTW Harry... ALL of his movies have SUUUUUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Citizen Sane
Jun 24th, 2009
12:46:06 AM
Wow, Harry didn't like it?
by Nuck81
Jun 24th, 2009
12:46:38 AM
He likes everything, guess transformers didn't help pay any bills
And that anyone may care about
by everstranger
Jun 24th, 2009
12:47:41 AM
remembering the first names of those freaking toys is beyond me. I'm sure some of you guys can name those robots more easily than your politicians or historical personnalities...
So, Orci, who's idea was it for decepticon ball sacks?
by kbarber29
Jun 24th, 2009
12:48:10 AM
I try to avoid comedy movies for this same type of low level humor. It's sickening and has no place in theater.
Loved THE ROCK, BAD BOYS and BAD BOYS II
by ABking
Jun 24th, 2009
12:48:40 AM
Even the first TRANSFORMERS grew on me, but I gave up BAY a long time ago. He is a HACK with power because of how much money his films make...and much of that thanks should really go to JERRY BRUCKHEIMER and STEVEN SPIELBERG. They produced many to most of his films and the one they did not do -THE ISLAND- FLOPPED. Michael BAY is a big flop himself. GO AWAY BAY!
You know...
by The Mothman
Jun 24th, 2009
12:49:01 AM
With another Transformers opening, and David Fincher attached to a Facebook script, I don't think I've ever been more bored with movies. Seriously, the only recent films I can remember being alright are The Lookout, Idiocracy and 3.10 to Yuma, and IMDB tells me YEARS have passed since they came out. I could start to rave about remakes, sequels, CGI etc etc but what good does it do? It's the time I live in, and it's going to get worse before it gets better. How much worse? Read Flicker to get an idea. Read it, don't wait for the adaptation. Apprently it's been fucked up too.
Serious Question
by Autodidact
Jun 24th, 2009
12:50:34 AM
I'm gonna see this any way, but since it's so long, it'd be nice to know when there's a nice long stretch of inanity so that I can outside and smoke another joint. So will someone please suggest a point in the running time where it would be adviseable to get up and leave for fifteen minutes?
Casting couch?
by Citizen Sane
Jun 24th, 2009
12:52:13 AM
I'll bet it's his dick that bought him his pointless career. i wonder who he gave it up for...? Geffen, Bruckheimer perhaps.
kbarber29 --
by Boborci
Jun 24th, 2009
12:52:19 AM
"So, Orci, who's idea was it for decepticon ball sacks?"

I think that was us 3 screenwriters. Yes, it took all three of us. Only I have to quibble a tad with your label. They are wrecking balls.

Lowest Common Denominator = Target audience
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Jun 24th, 2009
12:53:24 AM
Everyone says so and those who actually like the film other than 9 year olds make me lose all hope in the human race. Whatta piece of shit. And I can tell just by watching the trailers. FUCK THIS MOVIE!!!
Btw, awesome job on Star Trek. Favorite Film of the year
by kbarber29
Jun 24th, 2009
12:54:32 AM
Best Star Trek Film ever!
thats a good question, Autodidact.
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
12:56:03 AM
Citizen Sane, Bruckheimer for sure.
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
12:57:37 AM
Who ACTUALLY thought this could be good..?
by ALB_Ariel
Jun 24th, 2009
12:57:46 AM
Seriously..? It's a BAY movie, for f**k sake
Kemo Sabe, the White Man
by The Brains
Jun 24th, 2009
12:58:00 AM
tells many a great tale of the rights and wrongs of his kind.
Bruckheimer has the aidsface, like the 'guy' who married liza mi
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
12:59:41 AM
and barry manilow.
Racist and Offensive to Harry's Mangina
by Tacoloft
Jun 24th, 2009
01:00:43 AM
It's about time they bring some salty offensive humor back into movies. I am going to see this-- just for the plain fact that Harry doesn't like it I am pretty sure I will LOVE it because Harry can't check his biases and snobbish nose at the cinema door.
How can you go from writing something so good to something
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Jun 24th, 2009
01:02:35 AM
So shitty? Did the execs give you a truckload of money or what? Come on man. How do you go from re-inventing Star Trek to being incomprehensible with these TF movies? Don't give me that bullshit about box office. Shit is shit and this movie is definitely shit!
But I looked over at Clint Eastwood
by The Brains
Jun 24th, 2009
01:04:40 AM
and he was laughing, so I guess it was okay.
Could Harry be growing a brain???
by RandySavage
Jun 24th, 2009
01:05:12 AM
First an accurate review of Terminator 4 and now another accurate one of Transformers:RotF... I'm liking this trend.

Harry, when your brain fully develops, please go back and watch Phantom Menace and write us an honest review.

aidsface: Bruckheimer, manilow, bay, guest, cliff richards
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
01:06:08 AM
http://tinyurl.com/nrbhf9
I'm interested to know what Perez thinks about all this.
by The Brains
Jun 24th, 2009
01:07:05 AM
And Chris "Mad Dog" Russo- what's his opinion?

Howard and Jimmy said it killed.

execs who HATE CHILDREN love to make movies for them
by CENOBITE
Jun 24th, 2009
01:09:24 AM
why? because they feel guilty. they think they know what kids like, and pander idiotic bullshit commercials, TV shows, etc. Why do they feel guilty? Because they were too selfish with their own careers to give a fuck. And if they do have kids, they rarely see them. This is why you will always have hollywood crap that panders to children. But kids know the difference... at lest the smart ones do, the others, just don't care.
Star Trek stood no chance without good script
by kbarber29
Jun 24th, 2009
01:15:48 AM
Transformers will be a hit amongst kids
by kbarber29
Jun 24th, 2009
01:16:14 AM
Hell, the all went and saw Wolverine, for crying out loud
by kbarber29
Jun 24th, 2009
01:16:42 AM
wreccking balls??
by red_eddie
Jun 24th, 2009
01:19:48 AM
come on. Are they really wrecking balls? ..this is a huge wTF? Surely theyre wrecking balls but obviously part of some piss/fart/ style joke because everyone else whos seen it seems to call it a HUGE NUT sack.. What happend to that consultant michael bay hired for the first one? He was the gatekeeper of all transformer knowledge, surely he wouldnt allow this. No one wanted to hire him the second time out??..Its looking like that was a bad move so far. Im seeing it anyway tommorrow even though ive been warned.
Michael Bay Makes Porn.
by Hagrid1
Jun 24th, 2009
01:24:47 AM
You'll be hearing a lot of negative things about Giant F-ing Robots Part Deux. It's not that what the critics are saying are entirely wrong. For the most part, I agree with a huge chunk of what's been said. But I think people are missing the point about Michael Bay and his Bayhem. Because Michael Bay does not make movies. Michael Bay makes porn. In the seventies, people thought how revolutionary it would be to film a story where once you cut to the love scenes, you would actually see people having sex. This is like the golden age of the seventies in film where you have Coppola, Scorsese, Spielberg, Friedkin, Lucas (before the dark times), and so forth. But you know what? How many individuals actually sit through the story of the porn movie thinking "oh gosh, I can't wait till these two get it on, I'm in SUCH suspense?" No one. We fast forward to the good parts. Then in the eighties, videotape ruined that. Less story, more porn. Now in the age of DVD and BLU-RAY... no story, all porn. For example, a man in a suit enters a house for a business meeting with his partner. The partner isn't there, but his wife - dressed in slutty lingerie at 2 in the afternoon - is there to greet him. The man in the suit says "great - I confirmed this meeting three times. NOW what am I gonna do?" And then slutty lingerie wife offers him options. BAM! Cut to the love scene. One and a half minutes of story followed by twenty minutes of gymnastic sexual antics. So what Michael Bay does is make modern day blockbusters following the formula of modern day porn. Skip the story, and get right to the reason we hit 'yes' on our On Demand. Sometimes, you're just not in the mood for a story that changes the way you see the world. You just want some porn. You want The Rock or Armageddon. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is like Giant Robot Porn. We don't really care how we see big robots fighting, because that's inherently just silly. Kind of like when a hot blond girl in a short skirt who says she's over 18 can't wait to get at a man in his forties who oozes Axe Body Spray. It's just silly. But we don't care. We just want to see big robots fighting. We want to see Godzilla smash some shit. So give us about ten to twenty minutes of story (which is what T:ROTF gives us) and then give us 2 hours of insane over-the-top-ludicrous-action- that-we-know-can't-possibly-be -realistic-and-doesn't-make-se nse-but-who-gives-a-crap-it's- fun-as-hell-to-watch. He basically skips the setup and gets right to the good stuff. Which is what porn does best. So I had a total blast watching T:ROTF. The audience laughed and clapped a hell of a lot at the end. I sat next to four black women who were on the edge of their seat and laughing at all the stuff with the Twins. Judging by those lines I saw, I expect the rest of America will be figuring it out for themselves this week. Now imagine if Michael Bay made an honest-to-goodness porn. (Or with all this remake madness - what abot a remake of SHOWGIRLS? AND on IMAX?) Now that'll be worth $14 dollars...
really?
by Harbor
Jun 24th, 2009
01:25:41 AM
Just give your money to me and watch the original Transformers animated movie. Screw "Bay"!
IM OUTTA HERE
by MasterSong
Jun 24th, 2009
01:29:11 AM
Seriously, Im so off this site its not funny. Almost EVERY movie gets the shit bagged out of it. This isnt a movie lover site anymore, its a haters site. Check a site called trip advisor. its supposed to be about reviews. However the only time people use it is to bitch and moan about little things. Transformers ??? What the hell were you expecting? Seriously. Have a REALLY good think about what you wanted to see. All this web site does is promote directors you like and bags the crap out of ones for some small pathetic reason that you dont like. You promote shitty comics and obscure fan boy crap like its liquid gold coming out of your screens. You may as well call this site 'Aint it Cool if you are .....'. This isnt abvout TF2. I havent seen it. I will. I may think its crap too. But Im certainly not expecting an Oscar worthy 2 hours like all you fools still living in the 1980's. I watched Outlander on this sites recommendation and found it the biggest turd worthy sea anchor I have ever seen. But you guys liked it. Next time I want to depress myself about the joys of movies, I will come back here. Harry and crew, have a good think about the last 2 years of this site. There is no love anymore for 'Aint It Cool 5% Of The Time If You Tell Me So'. Get your own opinion everyone. Im outta here
Link to article about Transformers 2 racism
by Riley Martin
Jun 24th, 2009
01:31:14 AM
Check out this (obviously tongue-in-cheek) article about the latent racism in Transformers 2 - http://tinyurl.com/trans2racis t
The bar has been set really low, GI JOE!
by Raymar
Jun 24th, 2009
01:39:08 AM
Run with it, Sommers.
Nice guy, world class hypocrite
by C A Iversen
Jun 24th, 2009
01:39:53 AM
Your advertising it on the main page in two places for goodness sake! Thats real integrity?
Great review Harry.
by hallmitchell
Jun 24th, 2009
01:42:06 AM
I swore never to see another Transformers film while Michael Bay's name is on the credits. I will never ever see Transformers 2. You got my money the first time. That's enough. I pledge for fanboys NOT to see this film.
You people are pathetic
by Penhall99
Jun 24th, 2009
01:42:53 AM
You hide behind your keyboards and piss and moan about EVERYTHING. Bob Orci comes here to interact, and you guys treat him like shit. You know what? If you think you can write a better movie, then get off your fat asses and do it. Stop complaining and do it. But you wont do it, because you dont have the talent or drive. Get a life.
whats with Bay's obsession with the military?
by BMacSmith
Jun 24th, 2009
01:43:17 AM
in both movies (i downloaded the second) he seems more interested in blowing up army dudes and showing off vehicles than transformers. and nothing creative. its shit you've seen a thousand times in better movies. who the fuck besides Bay wants to see this shit? For a good 30 minutes you see the military randomly blow up, with some robots doing stuff in the background. the last act was terrible.

BAY! YOU CANT DO HUMANS! youre just not good at it. stop trying and focus on robots fighting for the love of god! truly pathetic. way to miss the point.

"you think you can write a better movie...." spare me
by BMacSmith
Jun 24th, 2009
01:45:58 AM
you know how retarded you sound? you have to suck a lot of cock (and know which cocks to suck) to ever write on a huge budget movie. it has nothing to do with talent. there are much better writers in the biz, and their problem isnt laziness, its not knowing the right people. stop crying.
CharlesThomasMathews
by Boborci
Jun 24th, 2009
01:47:31 AM
"HEY, Boborci, DOES THE MONEY YOU MAKE WRITING SHIT Fill the hole where your soul should be? "

No. It doesn't.

Headgeek, you liked BAD BOYS II, which was racist...
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Jun 24th, 2009
01:48:41 AM
...towards the Latinos. Even a neighbor who is a Hispanic to whom I loaned a rental DVD of the movie said it's racist.

I saw the first Transformers movie and thought it was lame-assed despite terrific visual effects.

While I doubted your judgment on Armageddon, I'll skip Transformers II flick. I might bear to watch it on a free rental (no Red Box dollar) to see how wretched the movie really is. I'm a little surprised you are considerably more uptight when you expressed concern about unmitigated foul language in Transformers II flick. It's PG-13. From your description, it sounds like it's close to an R with raunchy humor geared towards children and teenyboppers with deceptive marketing focused on the action scenes.

I haven't been to the movies since I saw that over-glared POS Star Trek, and based on your condemnation of Transformers II along with T4, I'm glad to take your advice and skip the movies this summer. It's more refreshing watching great classic movies in black and white on DVD, so one would not have to be reminded of the godawful inferior, foul, hyper-edited and grotesquely violent movies out in theaters now that undermine the faith in recent movies.

Maybe James Cameron will single-handedly restore our faith in movies in terms of movie-going experience. Commence eyeball raping.

BMacSmith
by Penhall99
Jun 24th, 2009
01:52:16 AM
Thanks for proving a point for me. There truly are some vile and disgusting people here.
Why would Spielberg be thinking of a half black man
by natecore
Jun 24th, 2009
01:55:13 AM
while working on this movie? Its as if Obama is the only man of race ever in this country.
Bob Waldos
by HEADGEEK
Jun 24th, 2009
01:57:43 AM
Yeah, but BAD BOYS 2 was not aimed at children, and though I loved BAD BOYS 2 - my original review talks a lot about the crazy ass racism of that film.
nuck81
by HEADGEEK
Jun 24th, 2009
02:00:05 AM
check the front page of the site - Roadblock ads from TRANSFORMERS 2. Sure did buy loving reviews didn't it?
HONEST HARRY CARRIES NUCLEAR WEAPONS
by HaterofCrap
Jun 24th, 2009
02:02:18 AM
my favorite review ever!
Harry is officially a loser!
by yodalovesyou
Jun 24th, 2009
02:03:35 AM
Yeah, Harry, I wonder if Uncle George Lucas runs his "Racist" jokes by his African-American girlfriend, you ignorant, worthless little cunt. I love how there's an entire article on The Guardian's website where people are absolutely tearing into you, you pathetic waste of other people's oxygen. Fuck off and die!
kind of a thin line between exageration and stereotyping
by BMacSmith
Jun 24th, 2009
02:04:41 AM
the Jar Jar Bots veered dangerously close to stereotyping, but i dont know for sure. its not the ghetto slang or the gold tooth, that stuff is race neutral to me. plenty of idiots act like that, and that idiot Wayans brother acts like them in every movie that he's in.

but i think the way they were designed looked an awful lot like the old racist cartoon stereotypes of blacks. the facial features and build. Really dumb.

Penhall99
by BMacSmith
Jun 24th, 2009
02:06:03 AM
just as long as you read what i said and realize how stupid your comment was, you can call me what you want.
Why all the hate?
by mightymib
Jun 24th, 2009
02:06:15 AM
Transformers 2 is a spectacular special effects showcase and pure eye candy. No more, but no less either. I enjoyed the hell out of it (and I'm 28) And yes, some of the comedic relief elements could have been left out, but all in all they didn't feel out of place like the monkeys and groundhogs in Indiana Jones 4 for example.
@headgeek
by mightymib
Jun 24th, 2009
02:09:46 AM
I hardly think a movie that is rated "PG-13" is "aimed at children". This is no Disney for crying out loud...
expendables: fucking your wife in 2010
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
02:17:18 AM
Glad you finally realized the hackery of Bay...
by p0llk4t
Jun 24th, 2009
02:22:01 AM
Didn't I bust your balls a few years back for showing Troma films to this same nephew :p

Why the fuck would these hacks take the worst parts from the last film and make them more glaring in the second. It's painfully obvious that the film making process is broken. Rather than focus on good characters and storytelling they write scripts by committee and try to throw in something for every age and taste.

Hey Bay...stop making boring ass films. None of you movies will stand the test of time.
If Bob's still here . . .
by nash077
Jun 24th, 2009
02:22:47 AM
All I can ask is, why? Why did you have to have the twins? Why put a testicle joke on Devastator? Why have Jetfire fart a parachute? Why have Wheelie hump a girl's leg? It's not like jokes are bad. It's just fitting the joke to the setting, and these things were just . . . jarring. So why?
Your high horse has a pretty strong back
by Tommy999
Jun 24th, 2009
02:29:51 AM
The cries of racism from you Harry are pretty weak, and if you're going to be nitpicking to that extent where was your cry of racism back with Episode I, I believe your reaction in your review to Jar Jar was Mesa Love Him hardly a condemnation of George Lucas using so called stereotypical racial humor. This review is another example of this website going Aha! Filmmaker I'm going to try to Batman and Robin you. It's like Perez Hilton twittering people to call the police for him, a grab for attention, so congrats somewhere Michael Bay is thinking..fuck you Harry. You do mention it yourself in your review the core of a proper story is in there you see it, and I'm sure if someone Phantom Edit's this thing you could probably have a much better film if you cut out all of the rubbish, cause there is some gold in there, should we have to dig to find it? no but this is a summer special effects romp not a hopeful best picture nominee
So...
by Fortunesfool
Jun 24th, 2009
02:30:28 AM
Three of the most moronic, talentless writers in Hollywood and directed by Michael Bay. Oof!

Harry's right. Go and see The Hurt Locker instead and see what an intelligent action movie, not created to tick every box of a marketing demographic looks like.

I just don't understand all the vitriol.
by iamnicksaicnsn
Jun 24th, 2009
02:31:47 AM
The racist angle, I can see you disliking. I mean, I didn't think it was too awful, and the girl I'm seeing seemed to think the twins could have easily been making fun of white-trash people (especially since they were apparently voiced by white actors) - but ok, it offends you. That I get. But again, like I said in the dedicated, The Dark Knight it ain't, but that's ok. Like Hagrid1 says, it's porn, and I don't know, I didn't have any problem with that. I had a lot of fun, the crowd had a lot of fun, clapped their asses off. Awesome fights, insane amounts of deaths, a Transformers story that reminded me of the tv show, Frank fucking Welker, great Megatron/Starscream back-and-forth... What the fuck? My girl did point out that Obama was kinda made to be a douche, appointing the asshole character and all, so I guess I'm annoyed with that aspect, but otherwise...
I kinda liked the first movie...
by alucardvsdracula
Jun 24th, 2009
02:34:10 AM
It is what it is, a decentish movie about toy robots. I watched the toons as a kid and owned a couple of the 'formers (as well as the Gobots!!!!) but that's as far as my interest went. I'm expecting pretty much the same deal from no2, no more, no less. Oh and I wouldn't pay to see the fucker either, but I will catch it at some point, I'm in no hurry though.
and
by Fortunesfool
Jun 24th, 2009
02:34:23 AM
Would people stop defending this fucking dirge with the tired 'its just a popcorn movie' line. That's a line thats come from Hollywood producing vacuous, moronic, identi-kit crap for more than a decade. You're basically starting to accept this shit because its been so long since you saw a well-made, well written summer movie.

Wake up people.

CharlesThomasMathews1978
by Boborci
Jun 24th, 2009
02:38:18 AM
Since its late and I've had a long day, I will indulge a little by giving you my one and only, but truly sincere FUCK YOU of the night. Congrats and thanks.
This movie is review-proof.
by KarlKolchak
Jun 24th, 2009
02:39:14 AM
I can't imagine somebody being on the fence about this. Nothing Harry says will keep away anybody who wants to see it. IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT A TRUCK THAT TURNS INTO A ROBOT. FROM OUTER SPACE. BASED ON A FRICKIN' TOY.

As far as the sexism and racism stuff goes, I can't fathom how somebody who's watched "Family Guy" or Dave Chappelle's show would storm out of the theater in a huff. It's a non-issue.

i thought the hate level would die down after this shit movie
by BMacSmith
Jun 24th, 2009
02:44:12 AM
but then i remembered GI Joe was coming out.
summer special effects romp?
by p0llk4t
Jun 24th, 2009
02:44:34 AM
Fucking broken record bull shit and a lazy ass defense that's used constantly by fan boys defending lame shit.

Hey here's a thought mental midgets...I want FUCKING BOTH! If I'm gonna pay minimum $30 for 2 to see a movie w/ tickets and large drinks only, it better cover all the bases.

You're telling me it's that hard to produce a movie with good special effects and good characters and a decently written story. FUCK YOU! It really can't be that hard with that much money and talent in the industry. Wait...I guess this is really showing that the hack to talent ration is way off the charts in the hacks favor.

And for all you douche bag, fan boy, fuckwads who pull out the "it's not Oscar worthy stuff, it's just a special effects summer popcorn flick FTW?" Eat a dick. Why don't we just have ILM produce 1 to 2 hour "summer special effects romps" with no story, just all the good FX.

I'd much rather pay the ILM wizards than this middle-man hack Bay. Fuck off.
CharlesThomasMathews1978
by Penhall99
Jun 24th, 2009
02:45:47 AM
Do you have any idea how pathetic you are? Truly?
Well, hopefully the racist stuff will
by Dingbatty
Jun 24th, 2009
02:46:31 AM
deter them from making an animated version of Bayformers, so we can get that third season of the brilliant "Transformers Animated."
Funny
by Toonol
Jun 24th, 2009
02:49:27 AM
Nuck81: Wow, Harry didn't like it? He likes everything, guess transformers didn't help pay any bills

Two comments earlier:

jimmy_009: Too bad they're advertising this film on this site I bet everyone involved regrets that now.

that third season of the brilliant "Transformers Animated."
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
02:50:21 AM
Perez Hilton...
by Toonol
Jun 24th, 2009
02:52:07 AM
He twittered people to call the police? God, what a waste.

It's wrong to be glad somebody got punched, I suppose. But can I be glad it wasn't anybody less deserving (i.e., anybody)?

that third season of the brilliant "Transformers Animated."
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
02:55:55 AM
the same show that every. single. mongoloid. everywhere. screamed and howled their hatred for? I remember seeing the designs and liking them, but that was verboten, now the same mindless peons are screaming that the show they said was destroying the lore!1!!11eleven!1 is not being faithfully revered.

I hate 'fans'.

CharlesThomasMathews1978
by Penhall99
Jun 24th, 2009
02:57:30 AM
You don't think your extremely rude comments to a man that simply wants to interact with fans were out of line? Not even a little? Come on, man. I know its the internet but try to show a little decency.
Harry, thank you for shaming SPIELBERG
by Mr Gorilla
Jun 24th, 2009
02:59:48 AM
That guy has to come to his senses and realise that you don't get to do SCHINDLER'S LIST and AMISTAD one day then exec produce TRASNFORMERS 2 the next. He needs to ask himself 1) How much money does he actually need? and 2) If putting out TRANSFORMERS 2 helps him finance another MUNICH (or whatever), is that an acceptable trade-off? (I would say absolutely NOT, given how many kids will watch TF2 and feel that various racist and misogynist attitudes are acceptable.)
"Most Awkward AICN Headline Yet"
by Toonol
Jun 24th, 2009
03:02:04 AM
It would have been worse if the movie was only 70 minutes long. Then it would have been:

"Harry says TRANSFORMERS 2 is foul mouthed, racist & misogynistic! It also runs an half an hour too short!"

glad to hear someone punched that semen eating creature
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
03:06:56 AM
toonol - he changed it
by BMacSmith
Jun 24th, 2009
03:07:03 AM
before it was random words strung together. something about shitting.
For every hundred black people who are offended...
by thedarklinglord
Jun 24th, 2009
03:07:20 AM
Sadly, there will be one who positively loves Mudflap and Skids, proudly shouting, "Hells yeah! They be representin'!" And that's so fucking sad...
Harry, you just called George Lucas racist!
by HarryBlackPotter
Jun 24th, 2009
03:10:32 AM
No invites to Skywalker ranch for you. After your rant about McG, do you have any friends left in Hollywood? See you in court!
Harry, you just called George Lucas racist!
by HarryBlackPotter
Jun 24th, 2009
03:10:36 AM
No invites to Skywalker ranch for you. After your rant about McG, do you have any friends left in Hollywood? See you in court!
Bay is just the same flashy trashy...
by antonphd
Jun 24th, 2009
03:18:16 AM
... music video director who happened to get super lucky with WIll, Tea, Sean and Nic in his first few movie. I enjoy the second unity action directing on his films, yes. I enjoy the super work by ILM on his films. There has never been more than 2 minutes of story in any of his films. I agree that ultimately, Steven is responsible for this film. But whatever, right? Steven made a mint off good aliens until he needed a hit and finally made bad aliens. He's a businessman first. Just like Bay. They want to make money. And it's just entertainment guess. But all the same... I'll see The Hangover again this weekend.
"Lorenzo is a nice guy that has zero barometer for taste"
by KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS
Jun 24th, 2009
03:20:07 AM
For some reason that line made me laugh.
And when TRANSFORMERS 3 comes around
by Mr Gorilla
Jun 24th, 2009
03:21:36 AM
Can you do us all a favour and don't report about every single toy or imageor casting news, or sneak peak that gets released - just publish stories for the trailers, then reviews of the film. That's the very most it deserves.
I enjoyed it,
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 24th, 2009
03:26:11 AM
Wasn't offended at all. Everyone in the audience laughed at the right places. It's a fun, enjoyable movie with good action. Sure, it has plot holes, but then so does everything else.
How's your Song of the South campaign going, Harry?
by ErnestBorgNine
Jun 24th, 2009
03:27:37 AM
Disney any closer to acquiescing to your demands and releasing it on DVD?
Harry is afraid of the robots.
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 24th, 2009
03:29:48 AM
Sad. Everyone in the theater was laughing at them. Aldo, did I mention it was playing on like five screens all sold out?
BWWWWWAH HAH HAH
by joshuavance1701
Jun 24th, 2009
03:32:11 AM
Bob Orci just fucking owned this elitist piece of shit Charles whatever whatever.

Hey Bob man, you can rest easy at night. You are living your dreams and making bank doing it. Don't ever permit a turd detractor that is a failure in life dissuade you from accomplishing your dreams. People resent success you know Bob. It's indicative of their innate misery.

You've made two event films this summer that filled theater seats up and ellicited massive audience participation and enthusiasm, and that's something I haven't seen in films since Return of the jedi/Indiana Jones days. Bob, you just keep doing what you're doing. Fuck these turdmongers to hell.

Jeez, you'd think they made a real-life snuff film
by Penhall99
Jun 24th, 2009
03:33:32 AM
All the animosity here is just crazy. But thats all this whole website is. Animosity and hate. There's no discussing movies or anything here. Just a lot of crude comments. Oh well. I'm glad I have other places where I can actually have civilized discussions about things.
Holy shit! SpongeBob Squarepants voices Mudflap and Skids!
by iamnicksaicnsn
Jun 24th, 2009
03:38:01 AM
How much whiter of a guy can you get??
ErnestBorgNine
by HEADGEEK
Jun 24th, 2009
03:39:31 AM
They actually remastered it, recorded a Leonard Maltin intro for it - along with other celebrities. We'll see what happens with it, but banishing it, would be like banishing GONE WITH THE WIND. It is a great film in Disney's history.
Transformers was amazing!!!
by Devilforhire
Jun 24th, 2009
03:45:27 AM
Special effects were great. Shia LaBeouf and John Turturro were hysterical. Michael bay gets shitted on because he makes two autobots that act "black" yet the wayans brothers make a whole movie stereotyping white girls and nobody blinks. As for Barack Obama. In the movie he was mentioned during the decepticon invasion and how he went into an undergroung bunker for his protection. At least Bay had the decensy to save him. If he was a racist, Obama would of been blown up by megatron.
Transformers was amazing!!!
by Devilforhire
Jun 24th, 2009
03:45:42 AM
Special effects were great. Shia LaBeouf and John Turturro were hysterical. Michael bay gets shitted on because he makes two autobots that act "black" yet the wayans brothers make a whole movie stereotyping white girls and nobody blinks. As for Barack Obama. In the movie he was mentioned during the decepticon invasion and how he went into an undergroung bunker for his protection. At least Bay had the decensy to save him. If he was a racist, Obama would of been blown up by megatron.
Ta big H
by richardphilip
Jun 24th, 2009
03:47:40 AM
i liked the last film starting from the part where they leave the Dam sector thingy. I was hoping this would learn from its mistakes in the first film. Ive read most reviews that have been posted and decided not to see it til i read yours. I dont always agree with your reviews ie twilight but your review sounded level headed and basically like the movie is too dumb for anyone who is even willing to forgoe the stupid jokes just to gawp at the sweet action sequences. kinda gutted. bring on Avatar.
Harry, you've taken your nephew to see slasher films in the past
by RighteousBrother
Jun 24th, 2009
03:49:32 AM
is foul language and dog mating worse than murder for entertainment?
Yeah, i agree I WAS AWESOME!
by Mysterious_Volvo
Jun 24th, 2009
03:55:34 AM
and IT was AWESOME too.
by Mysterious_Volvo
Jun 24th, 2009
03:59:25 AM
@ ironic_name
by Dingbatty
Jun 24th, 2009
04:02:01 AM
Fuck you. I never prejudged Transformers Animated. I'm a huge fan of cartoons, more than live action movies/shows, and I particularly like stylized design in animation.
I turned off....
by schulzcreative
Jun 24th, 2009
04:02:54 AM
...the first one's DVD immediately after the dizzingly prolonged discussion of masturbation. I couldn't believe what I was hearing in a movie geared for kids. Spielberg should be embarrassed by this crap and he seems to not have learned much the second time around.
Spielberg is whoring his name out to this shit
by zapano
Jun 24th, 2009
04:04:16 AM
Sorry butit is really fucking beyond me why anyone who watched the first one would go and see this sequel. The first one was an utter waste of time and anyone sees it as a fun action spectacle needs their fucking head examined. It's devoid of any sense of story, character and lacks a single ounce of humanity.

The average cinema goer will see this movie meaning that Hollywood will continue to churn out this neanderthal nonsense. People get what they deserve if they support this shit.

Racist my ass. Sick of the PC police.
by bonecrushersmith
Jun 24th, 2009
04:05:50 AM
Hi. I would like to let everyone out there in on a little secret. There are black people in this world with gold teeth, who are stupid, and who speak in slang. Why can we never show that? We can sure as fuck show the asshole racist white guy, the dumb white jock, the pale white dirty molester, the redneck NASCAR white trash idiot, and on, and on, and on. Anyone with half of a brain knows that most persons of color are in no way respresented by the two GOOFY ROBOTS DESIGNED TO MAKE KIDS LAUGH. When somone makes a movie that calls African-Americans the N-word, shows them eating watermelons with fried chicken, while dancing in blackface for their master, Call me, and I'll be right with in calling that out as insensitive and racist. Until then, get over it.
Dingbatty
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
04:16:23 AM
fuck you with a fucking cherry on top. you, like all other peons, hated the designs.
Hey Charles
by joshuavance1701
Jun 24th, 2009
04:21:11 AM
How did Bob Orci own you, you ask?

I'll tell you how. It's fucking simple to sit in the comforts of your own basement force feeding the bag of cheetos and sign on a computer Mommy bought , and attack someones elses art, without having ever, ever in your fucking life, achieved a modicum of success or societal influence.

You God damn people aren't film critics, infact your elitist pedantic tastes in film is shit.

You mother fuckers don't know the first thing about film, yet you can so callously attack someone that orchestrates an ARMY of technicians and creative artists with a vision to produce mass-media entertainment.

Fuck you fleebs. Fuck every one of you fat cocksuckers that have ever said a cross word about a Lucas, Bay, Orci, Cameron, Sommers, whoever the fuck else you want to name. These mother fuckers have achieved more in 10 minutes of their lives than any of you fat pieces of shit will achieve in a life-time, and you have the audacity to presume to lecture someone that LIVES it on what constitutes high art? Fuck you.

You mother fuckers have that LUXURY. Cocksuckers. It's fucking EASY to tear down and destroy, but try building and assembling you hack talentless uninspired pieces of shit. Orchestrate a 200 million dollar budget and an army of actors, technicians, craftsmen, designers, writers. Fuck you.

How did Bob Orci own you? By even fucking showing up and giving you the profound courtesy of even READING what a true piece of shit that has never created anything has to say. You cowardly mother fuckers it takes a sack to create something all the world will see and unleash it on the public so that any small insignificant trashy piece of shit can "critique" it. That takes more balls than fifty of you fucks have. You pretentious pricks put your shit out there for everyone to judge and lambast and tear apart then see and feel the other end of what insipid, tired little fucks sound like after you've labored on a thing for months.

It's one thing to not like the results of a film but when people start attacking the artists or creators as if THEY COULD FUCKING DO ANY BETTER it begins to sound like salty pussy. Tired. Bland. Stale. Small. Salty Pussy.

Go fuck yourselves and bag my groceries fat cunts.

Utter utter dreck
by barnaby jones
Jun 24th, 2009
04:22:27 AM
honestly people, go and see any other film in the top ten than this festering monkey turd. Believe me its Batman & Robin bad !!
Gotta say I agree with potty mouth Joshuavance1701
by RighteousBrother
Jun 24th, 2009
04:30:47 AM
Harry loves torture porn, but he cant' take a robot talking jive
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 24th, 2009
04:31:04 AM
After reading these reviews, I was thinking they were going to be a lot worse, but they are hardly in the movie.
I think Orci and Kurtzman aren't being blamed enough
by photoboy
Jun 24th, 2009
04:35:38 AM
C'mon Harry, you saw Star Trek, that had tons of plot holes, all of them big enough to drive a starship through. The first Bayformers was pathetically scripted and Fringe has the worst science I've seen in a sci-fi show for years. You can't lay all the blame on Kruger here.
Haters, roll out
by Silver_Joo
Jun 24th, 2009
04:51:33 AM
Colour me retarded but I loved Transformers 2 but even if I didn't, shit, I'm shocked by the vitriol on here. It's far more offensive than any presumed racism in a family film. A film that reminded me of Transformers, y'know, the Transformers for kids long before aging nerds snapped up all the toys instead and complained their childhood was being raped? The humour was delivered by decent comic actors, and as Michael Bay is more than happy to fill his films with a variety of ethnicities, I don't think one group was lampooned any more than the other. Shut the fuck up and be entertained or... don't. Simple. Don't watch it/fall into the plot-holes/cry. It's easy to walk away from the summer season, but if you do want to participate, I think you have to dial down the rhetoric and get over the fact that Spielberg et al won't let you write that Transformers sequel for them...
A bunch of bitter ass old wimmen
by theycallmemrtibbs
Jun 24th, 2009
04:57:41 AM
nuff said
Joshuavance1701
by Mr Gorilla
Jun 24th, 2009
04:59:51 AM
Just to pick you up on: 'These mother fuckers have achieved more in 10 minutes of their lives than any of you fat pieces of shit will achieve in a life-time.' There's no point arguing about the QUANTITY of achievement, it's the QUALITY that counts. Which is why Jean Vigo's four short movies are a bigger cultural achievement than 2,497 hours of THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL. I personally think that Lucas and Cameron have achieved a lot. They have created mythologies that are still ringing round our heads - even if we don't like EVERYTHING they've done. But to say that the world is a better, richer place because films my Michael Bay and Stephen Sommers exist - well there my friend you lost me. By your logic, any film deserves applause because someone got off their ass and made it.
And we're not being bitter whiners
by Mr Gorilla
Jun 24th, 2009
05:01:35 AM
I am whining because I seriously believe that this shit (TF2) should NOT be endured, 1) because it doesn't care about character or story in any meaningful way, and 2) because it has a rotten heart that wants to make $ off kids and doesn't care how it does so.
Harry Knowles Knothing
by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR
Jun 24th, 2009
05:02:39 AM
This site gets worse and worse every fucking day!!!! I can't believe your trying to boycott this film? That's pathetic Harry, let us the diehard film lovers decide for ourselves if it's worth it. You love alot of shitty movie's, why can't other people too? Not saying this movie is crap, cause i have yet to see it. But Harry...really a boycott?
I seriously wonder if Spielberg was thinking of Mudflap & Skids
by eveelcapitalist
Jun 24th, 2009
05:08:42 AM
So I hear there's a moment which makes Obama look like an asshole, wanting to sacrifice LeBouf to the Decepticons. Is that what it comes down to for you, Harry? Making the Chosen One look bad? Can't have that, can we.
Joshuavance1701
by pleasedont
Jun 24th, 2009
05:10:57 AM
Never EVER commented before on this site, but had to respond. Joshuavance1701: I know you’re right, YOU know you’re right. In fact, it’s obvious to most casual observers of this site that the talk-backers (especially the fervently vicious ‘regulars’) have no real life to speak of, and no real talents (hell, most of their comments criticizing Harry’s bad writing look as if they themselves were turned out by retards). But there’s a group of us out here (and it’s growing…not exponentially, mind you, but slow and steady) who are entertained by these ‘talkbackers’. They have become our circus geeks. So don’t get yourself all bent out of shape over them, and for God’s sake, don’t challenge them to ‘accomplish’ anything! A few might actually try, and then what would happen to the society at large? We shutter to think of the consequences of THAT one! These people exist for one reason, and one reason only: to entertain through their ignorance. So, to challenge the validity of their comments at any level is futile. Back to stealth mode.
joshuavance1701 / TINSELTOWN
by Mr Gorilla
Jun 24th, 2009
05:15:06 AM
Josh, just read your whole post - god that is so offensive. No wonder you didn't find TF2 offensive! So, if you don't want anyone who hasn't made a movie to criticise one... er, what are you doing on this site? This site where the viewing public opine about films, as it is their right to do. And Tinsel: that's totally fine if you want to decide for yourself, but you gotta understand that this site is all about reviews, in which someone who has seen the film writes about it so that someone who hasn't can decided whether to go see it. Not exactly a mind-blowing concept, hm? (Or maybe you guys just don't like it when the predominant opinion is against a film you like, or want to like.)
Oh my god, the children! Think of the CHILDREN!
by Grievey
Jun 24th, 2009
05:20:50 AM
Fuck the children. The film was a great popcorn flick. I saw it in a large group tonight with about three black guys included and they didn't know what the big deal was about the twins.

One of them actually wondered why a bunch of white critics were crying on the behalf of blacks, as if to say "Don't show this to them, they can't handle it."

Dunno anything that could be more racist than that.
These reviewers are all bitter whiners
by Mysterious_Volvo
Jun 24th, 2009
05:27:09 AM
They all faced the public embarassment of saying ''we'r going to be in the movie business'' both Knowles and those jealous fuckers at chud. and now, we hear not a word about any of it. HAHAHAHAHAHA you stupid wankers.
Ah so same confused mess again? big surprise
by quantize
Jun 24th, 2009
05:27:44 AM
people will slurp it up like the cock sucking shitheads they are.
Boborci
by BendersShinyAss
Jun 24th, 2009
05:28:46 AM
I love that you came to talk but it's like a mouse walking into a circle of cats. sure you might have their attention, but one of those fuckers will pounce and as soon as the smell of blood hits the others noses you'll be torn to shreds. and the cats that were willing to hear the plight of the lowly mouse will have no choice but to 'sigh'.

that said, man star trek was fucking insane cool. my friends and i still talk about it - as in, prime conversation always..... can't wait for the next one. but please don't just do more of the same. really stretch your wings on the next one... it is after all, star trek, and i'd hate to think the first one was just a fluke...

good sfx piece of shit in every other way
by HerbSewell
Jun 24th, 2009
05:29:27 AM
just saw it in korea today. sfx were good, for the most part, really fake looking in others. this move is made for kids, i'm 37, not made for me. be prepared to correct tons of geographical errors in this film, as Bay shits all over the atlas, from the location of the pyramids, to the Smithsonian. I can overlook some things for the sake of the plot but to have our heroes walk out of the Smithsonian and into the desert is just insane beyond words. no explanation given. see it on imax or dont see it at all, you won't enjoy it.
on George Lucas
by juanmaminx
Jun 24th, 2009
05:31:56 AM
Harry,are you serious about this shit about Lucas being racist? come on,and then you keep on writing great about Frank Miller or Robert Rodriguez,....those are really racist & misogynistic.And don't say that this kind of movies,Lucas ones ,are fore children,because movies like 300,Sin city are the same but for 30 year old ones.So...come on.It looks like something personal
Gorilla
by joshuavance1701
Jun 24th, 2009
05:33:21 AM
Actually Gorilla I havent given my opinion on the film Transformers one way or the other, I saw it, whether I liked it or not isn't really relevant to the point of small dicks like this Charles Thomas avergageJoe ass munch that presumes to have an opinion about films and has never directed a successful shit in the toilet, much less a summer tent-pole film.

Liking or disliking a film is irrelevent. It's called behaving like a human being towards your fellow human beings, and not some turgid fuck face like Charles bastard up there insulting someone that makes a living doing what he loves like Bob Orci. Hey Chuck you puke faced piece of shit, no one GIVES a shit you felt intellectually violated by the film. That's the whole point here. The fucking internet gives voice to those that simply. don't. fucking. matter.

Oh but my how they creep out from every nook and cranny throwing their pig shit faced little opinions around with a sense of ENTITLEMENT. Now Charles you pedantic half-baked piece of shit, you may kindly wrap your car around a tree and burn and rot in hell.

on George Lucas,Harry
by juanmaminx
Jun 24th, 2009
05:34:21 AM
I know that this won't be read by Harry...but needed to say it since a long time
Those huge metal balls were Bob Orci's...
by jsarnold513
Jun 24th, 2009
05:34:50 AM
Seriously, props to you for having the guts to come on here and face up to angry critics. That takes huge freakin' balls and I think we can all respect that, regardless of what we think of this movie. Personally, I'm holding out hope for this one and will see it in the next couple of days. The first one was fun with its groan inducing moments (actually saw it twice in the theatres and bought the DVD), and I'm checking this one out based on that and my love of the 80s toys, comics, and cartoon. I honestly haven't seen much of your other stuff, but I'm hoping what you wrote made it into the final cut and blows me away. Hopefully the rest of the movie will too. The reviews and most recent trailers have me a little unsure about it though...
Fuck you Harry! This is the movie of the summer.
by starwarrior
Jun 24th, 2009
05:34:55 AM
I was blown away. The action scenes were insane and the audience applauded multiple times throughout including (most importantly) at the end.
CharlesThomasMathews1978
by BendersShinyAss
Jun 24th, 2009
05:36:17 AM
I should be jealous of drug dealers, prostitutes and country western singers. But I’m not because they contribute nothing of worth to our society just like Orci and Kurtzman.

dude, drugs are great - its the users who have the problem. prostition (while i heed my fathers advice never to pay for it) is an honest buck and could well be a deterant to rapists. Country music... sure it's shit, but it has it's fans. what do you listen too?

If its as racist and misogynistic as you claim....
by theycallmemrtibbs
Jun 24th, 2009
05:38:58 AM
Protest everything about it.

You can start by taking down the Transformer side banners that pop up when you first log in on this site.

Let's face it Harry... You set out to hate this movie months before it was released.

What? None of you never watched a Godzilla movie? They weren't Oscar award winning either but they sure were fun. And the special effects were NO WHERE near what they are able to do nowadays.

Transformers is based on a goofy kid cartoon, I expected a goofy ass movie with the first one as well as a even more ridiculous sequel.

What is the point of Aintitcoolnews, when "cool" shit gets bashed around here every two minutes?

SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LOUD AND RIDICULOUS---yes even Batman Returns!

Here you have a movie with giant robots, shit blowing up everywhere and a hot chick. I thought you guys were geeks? You guys just sound old and bitter.

If this movie came out lets say 15 or 20 years ago before you could spew hatred all over the internet, you guys would've been creaming in your pants for it.

You guys are jaded, Don't believe me? Watch what happens with Avatar, 90 percent of the talkbackers are gonna hate that to.

I can't believe what I just saw:(
by ganymede3010
Jun 24th, 2009
05:39:12 AM
For those who haven't seen it yet, and are hardcore Transformers fans. Prepare that experience that agonizing feeling you suffered after walking out of the Phantom Menace, only a 1000 times worst.
JUST SHUT FUC K UP THIS BEST MOVIEiS EVER MADE !
by petergrifin
Jun 24th, 2009
05:42:23 AM
,Everone will love this moive if if they just go to seeit and stiop being so stupid becase its best moviei ever saw and its best choise of all the movies so shut fuck up then .!you dont knwo what your saying about and you proberly likr moveis about , danceirs and stufdents and is a joke for you to speek about thismovie bcease you dont know what what your saying about doyou then ?stop to say these stupid things about racist becase its fukcing lie reely so shut fuck up then !i see it in egnland when im visits my dad and nobody of england did cheer at end but i did for long time cheer at theend becase im proud to be amerincan and if you ar eporoud to be ameican then you will have to watch this moive becase if if you dont you ar e not patroit becase its about america is best country of world and nichale bay is best directing in world for actoin and esploions andspecail affects !so go to fuckingsee it then !
I'm so pissed I can't even type a coherent sentence.
by ganymede3010
Jun 24th, 2009
05:42:41 AM
petergrifin....
by quantize
Jun 24th, 2009
05:45:33 AM
ah you got that cock out of your mouth long enough to type more retarded dribble...please let us know if in fact this is a genius bit of Borat style comedy or you're genuinely the aborted fuckhead dropkick you sound like.
..if its comedy
by quantize
Jun 24th, 2009
05:46:27 AM
needs work.
Don't fucking see it
by Projectedlight
Jun 24th, 2009
05:53:05 AM
If you think this will be terrible, don't FUCKING SEE IT. That's the only way to send a message to the studios. Money is the only language they speak.
Ganymede
by joshuavance1701
Jun 24th, 2009
05:53:12 AM
Are peoples hopes and prayers so pinned on a movie that it can affect them psychologically in such a manner? Is that truly possible? If so, isn't that something worthy of discussion in and of itself? The Psychological implications?

I've never in my entire life felt so utterly dissapointed by a film that I couldn't sleep over it. That's actually sad and worthy of empathy someone could experience such a plight.

CRUSHED by The Phantom Menace? Maybe these films here aren't the true issues here, but rather, the reactions to them.

I go to the God damn movies to be entertained. ENTERTAINED. Escapist shit you know? I don't seek intellectual enlightenment or spiritual edification, and frankly, if people do, there's a serious emotional problem involved. Help is available professionally. If it's intellectual enlightenment you seek read a book, trust me they still print them. If it's spiritual edification attend church. Attending films for anything other than a sensory experience is assinine. People have WAAAAAY too high of expectations and projecting their own personal views rather than simply accepting something for it's own merits at face value and either enjoying it or not enjoying it. Anything else stinks of self-ingratiation.

Look at this idiot Charles
by joshuavance1701
Jun 24th, 2009
06:07:48 AM
Just look at him, read his posts and really analyze how this prick sounds.

It's TRANSFORMERS you cocksucking moronic turgid piece of flotsam. Lowering standards?? Let me clarify for you so there's no mis-understanding fucker, it's TRANSFORMERS. It's a movie, about robots, that turn into cars. Do you get that through your fucking head? Your expectations are what is flawed asshole. Once again, it's TRANSFORMERS. Finally to re-iterate, it's TRANSFORMERS.

This isn't Lawrence of Arabia or Spartacus or Citizen Kane you anhedonic piece of shit, it's a film about ROBOTS that turn into CARS. Get that through your fucking head. I challenge YOU , or any screen-writer of the last 50 years to pen a screenplay worthy of Sir Lawrence Olivier about the premise of CARS that turn into ROBOTS. You God damn idiot. Your perpective is utterly skewed and simpleton.

As far as "My generation" and reality TV and gadgets. I was born in 1973 and I'm 36 years old and SAW Star Wars in the cinema in '77 you trisby 21 chromosome lacking fat mother fucker. You address me as MR. VANCE.

OH LAWWWD
by The Amazing G
Jun 24th, 2009
06:08:23 AM
I SURE LOVE BEIN' A TRANSFORMIN' ROBOT! SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT!!! what crack were they smoking when they thought that was a good idea?
joshuavance1701, you are a simpleton.
by Projectedlight
Jun 24th, 2009
06:08:33 AM
"I go to the God damn movies to be entertained. ENTERTAINED. Escapist shit you know? I don't seek intellectual enlightenment or spiritual edification, and frankly, if people do, there's a serious emotional problem involved. Help is available professionally. If it's intellectual enlightenment you seek read a book, trust me they still print them. If it's spiritual edification attend church. Attending films for anything other than a sensory experience is assinine. People have WAAAAAY too high of expectations and projecting their own personal views rather than simply accepting something for it's own merits at face value and either enjoying it or not enjoying it. Anything else stinks of self-ingratiation." Nice argument. Them books is smart becuz I herd it in skool!!! Not like mooviez, theyre all about love and relashonships and aliens and stuff! Never mind the fact that cinema HAS JUST AS MUCH POTENTIAL to inspire the mind and the soul as any other medium. Remember that: cinema is an ARTISTIC MEDIUM. People like me and the people you're arguing with BELIEVE IN CINEMA and its capability to touch us, and obviously you don't, because books are superior and films can't really reach greatness...why exactly? Because they have already and they can continue to get greater and greater and increase in artistic accomplishment IF and ONLY IF we fight the battle against lowered expectations and intelligence, as epitomized by colossal cultural black holes like this film, NOW.
ugh
by The Amazing G
Jun 24th, 2009
06:08:51 AM
ROTF was anti Obama film.
by ganymede3010
Jun 24th, 2009
06:08:56 AM
The Presidents liaison who was a bumbling fucking idiot was the stereotypical image that the far right perpetually depict. He was portrayed as an anti-military pacifist. Fuck you Michael Bay. I can't wait until Avatar kicks your ass into the sirius star system and beyond.
And for the record...
by Projectedlight
Jun 24th, 2009
06:10:14 AM
I'm not dismissing popcorn or escapist movies. I love them as much as the next guy, probably more (really), provided that they're good. But there's nothing good about film's like this. In fact, a culturally and morally reprehensible film like this is anti-good.
When did Harry say boycott this film ?
by barnaby jones
Jun 24th, 2009
06:11:49 AM
He should've, but he didn't.
The First One Was Racist And Misogynistic
by Media Messiah
Jun 24th, 2009
06:12:10 AM
What is Hollywood smoking these days???
Hey Projected Light
by joshuavance1701
Jun 24th, 2009
06:16:13 AM
It's called having the wisdom to not walk into a filom called TRANSFORMERS expecting it to "have the potential to move me intellectually or spiritually." Let me make it abundantly clear for you as well. It's called TRANSFORMERS. It's a film about robots that turn into cars. Save your faux arm-chair critiques for the Independent film channel and movies that have the "potential".

That's my whole fucking point here. If you expected to walk into a movie called TRANSFORMERS expecting ANYTHING but what was served up, you are not only ill-advised you are a sheer idiot.

What no AICN advanced goodies this time?
by genrefanboy
Jun 24th, 2009
06:18:47 AM
....so it gets a ridiculous review.

Harry you sure this is not your ST review instead as that was a massive POS. TF2 is nowhere near as bad and all the negatives are ludicrous as its only designed to be a lightweight summer popcorn flick.

There are zero racial stereotypes in this, remember how all the robots learnt everything they know from the WWW well obviously the 2 your offended by goggled rappers or street gangs!

Geez how hard is it to join the dots. Everyone knows if TF2 gave AICN an exclusive or advanced showing and or lots of freebies the reviews are suddenly positive!!

Damon Lindelof
by KillDozer
Jun 24th, 2009
06:22:39 AM
is the reason Star Trek was good. Without him, you get the likes of this pile of shit.

I can only imagine who would've been peeing on whom in Star Trek if he hadn't been involved...

That's right asshole
by joshuavance1701
Jun 24th, 2009
06:30:49 AM
The Dark Knight was a film about a guy that dressed up as a Bat to fight a guy that puts makeup on to be a clown. Let's keep some perpspective here. The parts that make up the whole are BY FAR as ridiculous as cars that turn into robots. "Layering subtext and meaning to the concept?" You are a fucking imbecile. Listen to you prick, "I found enlightenment in a movie, I learned about subtext and characterization, innuendo, sardonism, irony, metaphor, and situational context. Batman was nirvana because he was morally ubiquitous and grey, and Joker well, he was clearly the bad guy I could root against, because darker themed movies are by virtue thematically adult in their execution. "

Congratulations you small fucker, your parents FAILED you.

Now go watch WATCHMEN dick face. While you're at it, kill yourself and conserve some oxygen for the remaining 6 billion of us.

is Hollywood slowly being taken over by Conservatives?
by The Amazing G
Jun 24th, 2009
06:35:47 AM
first we get the Twilight movies with their Mormon subtext and now this?
Oh I'm more than right Zeddemore
by joshuavance1701
Jun 24th, 2009
06:37:28 AM
But this little patsy pasty fat cunt having the luxury of hiding behind the anonymity of the internet as he spews his vitriol is entirely indicative of small cunts completely enabled by their mommies.

You have that luxury Charles you fat cunt, however, I can unequivocally assure you my fat little friend, if proximity and your anonymity werent your cushions, I'd knock your fucking head off. You can take that to the bank.

Is that the best you have Chuck fuck?
by joshuavance1701
Jun 24th, 2009
06:45:56 AM
You piece of shit I'm a Democrat and have voted Democrat since 1992 in every election how about you fuck face? Not only are you ignorant you are a presumptuous asshole that falls back to assuming and by virtue TRULY makes an ass of yourself.

I'm college educated fucker how about you? What do you have? I work for the Federal government and sell paintings fucker what do you have, what do you do? What do you bring to the table other than your ass shaped mouth?

You are SMALL, very small and lacking in significance. You are a failure of a human being and get on a talkback to spread your self misery. You represent everything that is fundamentally flawed with this society today you EMO sack of shit.

Harry said..
by CeejayNightwing
Jun 24th, 2009
06:50:08 AM
"The amount of foul language popping out of their mouths is astonishing, especially with the shit, bitch, muther..., ass, pussy, etc... What the hell is this stuff doing in a TRANSFORMERS movie? Anyone?" Well dude, this is 2009 not 1966 or 1986 and that's how the youth speak! You ever watch The WIre? Sorry but its a TF film set in the now and from the MTV to the digital radio, the hip hop, the R&B and the dead studio gangsters, the Niggaz and the Wiggaz.. this is how they speak and act and how the youth around the world adopt it as their own. Here in the UK every kid talks that way and I'm BLACK! It's not a black thing, its an American street culture thing so calling it racist is being short sighted and simply looking to make it out to be worst than it is! The movie is the best popcorn flick of the summer and as entertaining as the first if you enjoyed that. If you didn't enjoy the first movie then there will be NOTHING for you this time around either. I wish people would stop trying to make out this film promised so much and delivered so little, it did exactly what it promised to do for those who ere entertained the last time. Same crew, same cast, same writers and director.. what here you hates expecting to be different about the movie this time then? More fool you!
nah not conservative bitch
by joshuavance1701
Jun 24th, 2009
06:56:18 AM
You're just a spoonfed little fuck that mommy over-indulged and daddy didn't play with and you relate to Optimus Prime as a father figure clearly because your parents failed rearing you hence the disrespectful spoiled cunt you turned out to be.

See in the real world when you get away from World of Warcraft you virginal cunt, when someone of modest celebrity graces you with their presence when they don't have to, there is a behavioral etiquette called courtesy wherein you address that individual with all the respect and courtesy you would God damn want for yourself, and not resort to attacking said celebrity with your piece of shit hyperbolic rhetoric as you did to Bob Orci. His celebrity status is actually irelevent, he is a person you tired cunt and even if you LOATHE the results of the mans efforts, what the fuck gives you the right to lambast him in a public forum like a small penised shithead when all you have to say to the man is "I didn't care for your product" and I daresay he would get the fucking hint. You owe Bob Orci an apology you spineless cowardly mother fucker. bnecause everything you have said here in these talkbacks you DAMN sure wouldn't say to any recipients face. That's the bottom fucking line here.

Meanwhile Empire magazine give Public Enemies.....
by RighteousBrother
Jun 24th, 2009
06:57:15 AM
***** and a rave review. Where's the AICN review of it?
JOSH AND CHARLES PLUS HATE
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
06:57:27 AM
You're both nucking futs!!!!
I WOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING HERE THAT I COULDN'T SAY
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
07:00:03 AM
in person. Except "Too Soon." That just confuses people because they don't know the context.
Nah Ayatollah
by joshuavance1701
Jun 24th, 2009
07:04:04 AM
It just pisses me off when failure to launch fat little fingered piece of shit assholes like this clown sit at their fucking computer and talk to someone any fucking way they want with no regard or courtesy or RESPECT to them as a person. Bob Orci didn't fucking deserve that shit regardless of what someone thinks of the mans movies. Words hurt mother fuckers. Words can fucking hurt and people like this fat piece of shit Charles or whoever should be more fucking conscious of that when someone visits these forums to get feedback from the "fans". This bastard attacked Bob Orci personally and that was completely irrelevent to Bob Orci's writing or screenplays.
Took my 9yr old nephew to the first film....
by quantize
Jun 24th, 2009
07:04:10 AM
and get fuckin serious..these films are ABSOLUTELY aimed at that age group...and the sexual content and language was totally inappropriate. Hey put whatever the fuck you want in a film, but the ratings system needs to be HONEST. THAT"s the point
LIBERALS BASHING EACH OTHER AND A BLACK GUY WHO THINKS
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
07:04:45 AM
the Sambots are okay.

I just entered the goddamned Twilight Zone.

Meh, makes me wanna see it more.
by Geomancer21
Jun 24th, 2009
07:07:07 AM
YEAH ID GIVE UP ON THE HATING...
by Ballbag
Jun 24th, 2009
07:08:59 AM
...PEOPLE ARE STILL POURING INTO CINEMAS TO SEE IT HOUR AFTER HOUR DAY AFTER DAY. ALL THE HATIN IN THE WORLD WONT STOP IT. ITS LIKE ASKING MICHAEL BAY NOT TO BLOW STUFF UP ANYMORE. I LAUGH AT THE ANGER OF THE HATERS. IT MAKES ME HAPPY.
I HAVE HEARD JOSH AND CHARLES' ARGUMENTS, SO HERE IS MY FATWA.
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
07:14:29 AM
Josh. Clearly you are a Liberal because you have empathy even for those you disagree with.

Charles. Clearly you too are a Liberal because you are rationally passionate and you write intelligently.

Verdict: Continue, both, to do what you are doing. This is a free country. Our Grand Ayatollah Knowles enforces the tradition of free speech. Bob Orci is a big boy and has thick skin. If he feels offended he will lash back. He is aware of talkbacks' unruliness and brutal honesty.

You have been fatwa'd.

White people offended by "racism" that really isnt...
by dailysportspages
Jun 24th, 2009
07:16:14 AM
Are generally self loathing closet racists themselves. They just cant admit it.
Was it racist when the original animated Jazz was voiced by Scatman Crothers in full jive ebonics?
Of course not... unless you really just disliked hearing how a large percentage of the black community actually speak.
Of course the real truth as to why Whites find depictions of Blacks talking in that fashion has to do more with how they want black people to act, talk, live, be.
And wanting another culture to be more like your own and less like theirs can only be one thing... racism.
DAILYSPORTSPAGES
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
07:18:07 AM
So you think Al Jolson in blackface is okay?
DAILYSPORTSPAGES
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
07:19:15 AM
And you think portraying Jews as money grubbers with big noses is okay? Because judging from your argument, there's no such thing as stereotyping and it's anything goes.
Yeah Ayatollah
by joshuavance1701
Jun 24th, 2009
07:20:11 AM
But pricks like that just don't encourage more visits from people inside the industry. This is supposed to be a website and forum that celebrates the art of film. A screen-writer visits and he gets THAT fucking reception? Big boy or not it just shows what lowest common denominator frequents this website and actually Harry should institute a polcy of fucking BANNING people that arbitrarily bash visiting celebrities.

Here we have a fucking perfect opportunity to interact with someone that writes screenplays for major motion pictures and can hear and learn about the process involved , choices made, and he gets a reception like that from a pice of shit that has never done anything with his life? It's disrespectful, and my Grandmother would have slapped a stupid ass like that across the cheek.

DAILYSPORTS
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
07:22:34 AM
What are your thoughts about the recent Burger King controversy? You think the Mexicans had a legitimate gripe? I mean, they are on average a smaller people, so why shouldn't they be portrayed as a veritable midget next to a white cowboy, right?
Its even more retarded if the "racism" would be ok if the movie
by dailysportspages
Jun 24th, 2009
07:23:38 AM
Its even more retarded if the "racism" would be ok if the movie was not aimed at children.
So racism is ok, just not for our kids?
And i find it hard for someone who runs a website which frequently runs articles by its writers (including Harry) talking about all sorts of obscene stuff (not obscene to me of course) like cum covered pussy lips and dick blood and pussy juice, etc...
I didnt know that this site had an R rating?
You would think that Harry would think twice about all of his obscenities if he knew how many kids read his site?
Its not like constant attention to movies like Spiderman, Star Wars, Transformers, Ironman, Batman, etc... is something that is made and marketed to attract CHILDREN!

Fucking hypocrite.
JOSH - WE GAVE ORCI A LIFETIME'S WORTH OF LOVE
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
07:23:55 AM
in the New Trek talkbacks. He's probably still wiping off the cum from those encounters.
YOUR GRANDMA AND MY GRANDMA
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
07:25:25 AM
should swap face slapping stories!
LATER ALL
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
07:26:09 AM
I'm off to the Mousavi rally.
But don't you understand fuck face?
by joshuavance1701
Jun 24th, 2009
07:40:08 AM
See the diffeerence is Bob Orci can improve his shit screen plays, you, you on the other hand, are stuck being the small, lonely, UGLY person inside that you are. Forever, and ever, and ever. How must that feel?
Spielberg and stereotypes
by Right Bastard
Jun 24th, 2009
07:42:37 AM
Ever seen Short Round in temple of doom? (or goonies, for that matter?) But, you know, asian stereotypes are o.k.
Thanks for showing some balls, Harry...
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jun 24th, 2009
07:45:50 AM
It's been crazy to me to see people kiss Orci's ass just because he graced the TB's with his presence. Glad to see you weren't intimidated or starstruck (unlike another AICN reviewer) and called TRANFORMERS 2 out on it's racist undertones and other shortcomings. Kudos to you, sir.
Use Brain Please... or at least read your history.
by dailysportspages
Jun 24th, 2009
07:47:39 AM
Blackface = Act used by whites to imitate the common black slave, most of the time for ridicule.
Obviously something that is meant to offend blacks.

Moneygrubbing Jews = Fear of Jews control over major elements of power in society.
Again, obviously used in order to offend Jews and/or scare people into hating Jews.

Ebonics = HOW MANY BLACK PEOPLE TALK. Its everywhere, specially in big cities/urban areas. Turn on your TV... listen to music. Hell if you are a White middle aged parent, guess what, there is a good chance your KIDS probably talk like that too.
Look, i didnt enjoy those parts of the movie as much as some people did, but i dont think it was racist. Just not that funny other than in about 2 or 3 moments. They went overkill, as Bay tends to do.
This isnt the same as blackface... because Black Urban Vernacular is part of our society, its inescapable. Its not even a black thing anymore... Whites have co-opted it and use it more than Blacks. (simple due to the larger amount of Whites than Blacks in America)
And its not just whites, Latinos/Asians/Indians/Arabs/J ews, etc... ive heard all sorts of diverse racial group speak exactly the same way as those two characters did.
Im sorry White people, i know you hate that your country is not "pure" anymore... but this is your Ameria now. A little blacker and browner than you may prefer.

Burger King = If that offends you, then you are a fucking retard. With apologies to all mentally challenged people.
A retard is a person who is of right mind but is so warped by bullshit that he might as well be mentally challenged.
My father is Mexian, and my mother is from El Salvador, but i consider myself Mexican... i did not find that ad insulting on any level.
I also got the joke about "a little spicy mexican", it was great.
Most Mexican people arent even offended because of that part, they are offended due to the deep institutionalized homophobia of many Mexicans. And to them, that ad was filled with latent homo-eroticism.
And the other major group that is pissed about this is the Mexican government itself.
But that is because in their constitution it is illegal to use the flag in this type of fashion. They are VERY strict with things like desecration of their flag... its actually illegal in Mexico to drape it over yourself or use it in comedic entertainment like this.

This world, specially the US... is simply WAY too politically correct.
Its really really sad.
FINALLY!!
by buffywrestling
Jun 24th, 2009
07:54:36 AM
You guys stand up and call out the offensive shit that can damage the BOYS of today.....

*HUGE FUCKING EYEROLL*

Harry, sometimes your fucking scale of things is out of whack. Yes, it's a shit movie but ask yourself is it going to do any more damage than has already been done??

Mori was right when he said that this is the congolmeration of what box office fanboys have been asking for in the last decade. And the hyped up reviews bitch beasting, blowing shit up is a part of that. You have to realize that you are a part of the disease.

The rub is that you can't change. Rememeber when Drew had a kid? And he started reflecting that conciousness into his reviews? Dickwad Talkbackers tore him apart; saying he "lost" something meanwhile none of them supposing that he actually GAINED another perpective.

Are you gaing a perpective, Harry?

Again, if you think the Burger King-Mexican ad is racist.
by dailysportspages
Jun 24th, 2009
07:57:20 AM
Then you need to familiarize yourself with one of the worlds greatest literary works by Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra.
As this was a classic take on the Don Quixote/Sancho Panza dynamic.
I liked it
by Roborob
Jun 24th, 2009
08:00:00 AM
Sure it is not shakespeare or will go down in movie history but it is fun and as much as I think an improvement over the original. I like Michael Bay movies and I didn't notice the two and a half hours. The action is fine and I agree that I dislike the parents but the twins or the Balls did not anger me mind you I didn't find Jar Jar Binks to be as bad as some would have me believe. The worst film ever, no I say 2001 is the worst. Worst sequal, No, I say AVP2 is worst. No this is just another big summer movie it won't win any oscars beyond fx but it isn't the worst film this year. And to all those who hate Michael Bay, why go the see his movies? Leave that to those of us who LIKE his movies.
If you want to read a real review...
by JiggahJu
Jun 24th, 2009
08:00:28 AM
Go to Hitfix and read what Drew has to say. After I read Drew's review it became abundantly clear that Harry's review is amatuerish to say the least.
What I don't get
by Arteska
Jun 24th, 2009
08:01:10 AM
Is that there is not ONE SECOND of this film that isn't completely informed by what we saw in the first installment. If you saw that movie, you are getting precisely more of the same with this one, in a larger helping. Everyone is picking at the margins again because there is nowhere else to go to slam this anymore than the whole endeavor was slammed the last time around. But yeah it is too long by like a half-life. James Cameron might have dibs on my eyeballs but Bay destroyed my bladder.
joshuavance1701
by Porrohman
Jun 24th, 2009
08:03:09 AM
Please post more often.Nice creative insults.I might copy/paste some to use in the future. And you have a point.If someone like that visits this place,regardless of wether you like their movie or not,you just don`t talk to them like that. Unless its those fuckin knuckle draggers that made meet the spartans/date movie etc.. then all bets are off. :-)
Harrys reviews are foul mouthed
by FleshMachine
Jun 24th, 2009
08:04:58 AM
and dimwitted.
"who happens to be african america"
by FleshMachine
Jun 24th, 2009
08:08:41 AM
lol! like it's a fucking disease. Your're so fucking white.
For those who think TF is just toys and dumb...
by Relugus
Jun 24th, 2009
08:15:09 AM
Watch these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =KN5RkRYsru0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =V2w8_37549M&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =tffbekYOh04 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =nClXzsZBGMA&feature=channel And then tell me Transformers is dumb. Its Bay who makes it dumb, its all in how you approach TF.
shit, bitch, muther, ass, pussy??
by kafka07
Jun 24th, 2009
08:19:03 AM
for real? This is in the movie?? wow
Whats offensive...
by Relugus
Jun 24th, 2009
08:19:21 AM
...is the way the robots are treated by Bay. They are always secondary to the humans. That's the really racist thing in ROTF, Bay's attitude to robots.
WORSE THAN 'PAYCHECK'!
by Giario
Jun 24th, 2009
08:20:19 AM
Harry, what do you hate more?
by Davidhessstation
Jun 24th, 2009
08:22:03 AM
Transformers 2 or Terminator 4?
But did the un-PC Robotgs talk to each other during a movie?
by Yeti
Jun 24th, 2009
08:28:31 AM
Cause that really drives me bat shit. Fucking Robots.
Unfortunately, I kinda have to see it
by ScotFree
Jun 24th, 2009
08:32:36 AM
So I can review it...and because I haven't had my site up long enough, I'm not certified, so I have to pay for this. I hope its better than I've heard.
Your nephew is almost 9?!
by Cotton McKnight
Jun 24th, 2009
08:50:08 AM
I've been hanging around here since before that kid was born. What have I been doing with myself? Why am i still here? Good grief.
Not to support the film,e Harry?
by ominus
Jun 24th, 2009
08:51:45 AM
i am sorry sir,but i am going to ignore your pitiful prompt to boycott the film (i wonder why,didnt u get a free ticket for this too?) and laugh at your pathetic turd for a review.

I am very glad that your site doesnt have enough public power to influence the majority of the moviegoers.aicn maybe be the no1 cine news site,but like hell isnt going to turn people away from transformers because Harry says so.

Like the adv says,keep walking,or in your situation mr Harry keep eating.

Harry be fair
by JamesT
Jun 24th, 2009
08:54:14 AM
Where is the outrage for the good people of West Virginia who are depicted as inbred cannibals in the Wrong Turn franchise?
Reason why Star Trek works, read KillDozer's comment
by Kenshiro_187
Jun 24th, 2009
08:54:37 AM
All Lindleloff, I dont know why JJ has these two dipshits around? Maybe they are good at sucking Abram's dick and getting him smarties.
22% on RT
by Six Demon Bag
Jun 24th, 2009
08:57:52 AM
thats a shame
Yep
by midgarddragon
Jun 24th, 2009
08:59:53 AM
"I have all the seasons on dvd and have seen every episode, and you know what? They're fuckin' goofy as hell. " And there's the thing fanboys will never remember. The source material WAS CRAP! The most we can hope for from the film is some great action scenes, and almost EVERY critic who's trashing the film has taken time out to say that the action shots were outstanding. Good, all I'm there for. It's not going to win a Best Pic Oscar, nor should it (not that The Academy ever really rewards the best film, since WALL-E didn't make it last year) but it doesn't mean you can't enjoy some offensive over-the-top action shit. Tools.
Meesa Wonta Beea Seeein Dis One
by Underoos Hero
Jun 24th, 2009
09:11:44 AM
skipping it!
by Judge Briggs
Jun 24th, 2009
09:13:32 AM
sounds fucking atrocious!
Strongly disliked "The Island"? It's his best movie!
by LaneMyersClassic
Jun 24th, 2009
09:13:39 AM
C'mon Harry! You are all over the map!
by the end of the week GOP will be raking this film over
by Six Demon Bag
Jun 24th, 2009
09:14:13 AM
and its "liberal media"
it makes sense y the last airbender trailer was attached
by mazuzu
Jun 24th, 2009
09:19:32 AM
both are racists turds... go educate youselves... www.racebending.com
pot meet the kettle!
by Potatino
Jun 24th, 2009
09:20:40 AM
How many time have we all read a review by Harry just teeming with obscene misogynistic bullpoop? You know talking about how sexual this or that movie made him feel how it made him jizz you know the drill! The last talkback comment I read from him a while had a zany homophobic comment about how he and someone else jack each other off while looking lovingly in each others eyes. Honestly read any review where Harry is trying to be all manly and stuff and just roll your eyes at all the amount of misogynistic sexual poop that that he publishes... Oh yeah and how about all those wacky sexually laced intros to scriptgirls column boobtube.. oh Harry you slay me! In closing I do not think Harry can take the moral highground, not when it comes to rude words and misogynistic behavour without seeming like a hypocrite. Just my opinion. I could be wrong.
surprise surprise...
by HarryWannaBe
Jun 24th, 2009
09:22:08 AM
Yet another movie it's silly to expect character development from. Who in their right minds wants to see a TRANSFORMERS movie with character development? This isn't GOOD WILL HUNTING for fuck's sake! It's GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS KICKING THE CRAP OUT OF EACH OTHER!!! No more, no less. Let's stop expecting great acting and a touching story out of movies like this.
Bay can only get a boner from CGI overkill
by tiger69357
Jun 24th, 2009
09:25:37 AM
To long, no character devlopment extremely noisy. CGI so much it looks like a cartoon. Looks just like a kid movie. I have heard all bad from many!bay is ruining Hollywood. CGI is the only thing he can do!
Dammit, I hate this political correctness
by Sick Fixx
Jun 24th, 2009
09:39:58 AM
Why can't we make fun of blacks without being called racists? Fifteen years ago, we could walk up to one and nickname them 'Kool and the Gang' even if there was no gang around, and everything WAS Kool! With that being said, I'm not interested in watching Transformers flatulate and urinate. I don't need my childhood raped any more than it already has been, thank you! But geez, Harry, didn't like Wolverine. Didn't like Terminator. Do you and the Aint it Cool folks like ANYTHING any more?
re: HarryWannaBe
by Freakemovie
Jun 24th, 2009
09:42:21 AM
That seems to be the response from a lot of people to the bad reviews: "Hey, what were you expecting? It's a popcorn movie about robots!" Valid point. Here's the thing though: it's not entertaining. It's long, boring, and yeah, offensive. Could've easily been cut down a half hour. When the action's not confusing, it's repetitive. Etc. Very disappointing.
These are fun,loud,mindless movies..enjoy em'
by mattb68
Jun 24th, 2009
09:43:28 AM
Come on guys. You don't go into these movies expecting a "There Will be Blood" or "Let the Right One In" cinematic experience experience. These are big loud, slam-bang action movies that are meant to showcase your home theater system 5 months from now on Blu-ray. I routinely pop in the first one and skip to the action stuff just to flex my speakers and annoy the neighbors.
Saddest thing about this mess is that...
by JackLucas
Jun 24th, 2009
09:44:18 AM
there really was a solid story in there amongst all of the horseshit. A story that, if properly handled, could have sustained two entire two hour films. The problem is that instead of spending quality time on that story and getting the characterizations of the newly introduced bots down solid, Bay tossed all character work out the window, slapped together a bunch of sloppy expositionary dialogue together that should have flowed naturally from a well told story given two films to form and flourish and padded out the rest of the horrorshow with dick and fart jokes any twelve year old with little to no imagination could have themselves thought up. It's really very sad. Had they truly given The Fallen a more thoroughly explained backstory (not to mention explaining to non-hardcor-Transformers fans just how and why the fuck it was that Megatron was subserviant to the guy) and given newly introduced bots like Sideswipe, Arcee, Jolt, etc. time to develop and shine, we could have had a very kick ass one two punch with a nice cliffhanger ending to this film leading into a third that tied things up with the Autobots leaving Earth after ultimately defeating the Decepticons. It would have been a great trilogy of films with enough open endedness for anyone to come in and carry on after that with a fresh, new approach. Unfortunately, I guess at the end of the day what I am forgetting is the very thing that I myself and so many others had been using as a crutch for the franchise... it's based on a cartoon. That's all Bay knew and apparently until he gets his ass removed from these films (fat chance considering the box office this thing is going to clock) that is all we are going to get from the motherfucker.
Once again, BringingSexyBack makes me laugh
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
09:46:53 AM
Noting the obvious insanity of this ridiculous Talkback. "Did I just enter the goddamned Twilight Zone?"
Yes, Potatino...
by JackLucas
Jun 24th, 2009
09:49:06 AM
that was exactly what I was thinking as I read Harry's "review". But if there is one thing I have personally noticed about Harry over the past year or so since he got hitched, is that his overall personality seems to have been affected by the tragedy. I mean, the fucking guy loved Twilight for fuck's sake. Liking Godzilla or Armageddon is one thing. But fucking Twilight?
CharlesThomasMatthews, chill out...
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
09:49:47 AM
I think its well-known that a lot of the stupider things in the Transformers films are the brainchild of Michael Bay. So ease up on the Orci hate until we get a better story from him regarding whose choices were the farting robots and whatnot.

And honestly, the farting robot sounds like more of an aesthetic choice that was most likely Bay's. He looks at the finished shot and decides "Its not interesting enough, have that robot fart as it runs." That makes more sense to me than having a screenwriter write it.

Also, I think Orci already confirmed the Twins came from Bay's head and they had to integrate it into the script.

The transformers in last year's Treehouse of Horror were way bet
by Sick Fixx
Jun 24th, 2009
09:53:11 AM
"Sex Toy! Where have you been?" "Where haven't I been?"
Best Post Ever
by Muzzle
Jun 24th, 2009
09:54:35 AM
AyatollahSexyBack, ORCI CAN CRY IN HIS PILES OF MONEY.... by CharlesThomasMathews1978
I'm with you Harry on Song Of The South
by fassbinder79
Jun 24th, 2009
09:54:58 AM
And I'm mixed race (black and white). Great fucking movie! Bought the bootleg this weekend. I don't think anyone can call themselves a true fan of the old Disney films and not like it. And actually I came away from it thinking it was considerably less racist than Gone With The Wind. Please fight as hard as you can to get it released. And if you ever need a comment from a brother about it to back you up I got your back. Its a great film! Really beautiful actually.
Yeah, The Twins were Bay's...
by JackLucas
Jun 24th, 2009
09:55:36 AM
You give those guys JJ Abrams, you get Star Trek. You give them Michael Bay, you get this thing. I do think that these guys are trying to tell geek stories and do them justice. Ultimately I blame Spielberg for getting Bay involved in the first place. I mean, the fucking guys disses the shit out of Transformers when offered the project and now he has something like a 15% share of all movie related toy sales and other merchandise (as reported in a recent article on his financial rewards from becoming involved in the franchise). Bay is in it for NOTHING more than the money. He can try and claim that he has become a fan of the property all he wants. The shit playing out on the screen screams otherwise.
But Transformers 2 sounds like something else
by fassbinder79
Jun 24th, 2009
09:56:34 AM
sounds like its just bad and racist. Can't be down with that. And I didn't know that the Mudflap and Skids voices were done by WHITE actors. :( What the fuck are Bay and Spielberg thinking?
Fassbinder, you should see it...
by JackLucas
Jun 24th, 2009
09:59:03 AM
You are name checked in the flick.
Your handle, that is...
by JackLucas
Jun 24th, 2009
10:00:08 AM
I really should go to bed.
juanmaminx
by fassbinder79
Jun 24th, 2009
10:01:12 AM
George Lucas actually wanted Glynn Turman to play Han Solo and the studio wouldn't let him because it would have meant that there would be an interracial relationship with Han and Leia. Lucas' significant other is also black: http://www.stormfront.org/foru m/showthread.php?t=407130 No he's not racist.
NOW I WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT!
by arthurrex007
Jun 24th, 2009
10:02:47 AM
As for Barack Obama. In the movie he was mentioned during the decepticon invasion and how he went into an undergroung bunker for his protection. At least Bay had the decensy to save him. If he was a racist, Obama would of been blown up by megatron.
I FIND IT INTERESTING...
by BILLY_BOOMSTICK
Jun 24th, 2009
10:06:47 AM
... THAT ALL OF THE CRITICISM I'VE HEARD REGARDING THE TWIN BOTS' STEREOTYPING IS COMING FROM WHITE PEOPLE. ALSO, DID ANY OF YOU GET THE FEELING THAT MICHAEL BAY IS NOT THE BIGGEST OBAMA FAN? ONE OF MY FRIENDS, WHO WAS A BIG OBAMA SUPPORTER, WAS SO PISSED ABOUT THE POINT IN THE MOVIE WHERE THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL, GALLOWAY, SHUTS DOWN NEST ON PRESIDENT OBAMA'S ORDERS (THE MOVIE MAKES IT CLEAR HE'S PRESIDENT) BECAUSE THEY WANT TO NEGOTIATE WITH THE DECEPTICONS (I.E. GIVE UP SAM). LENNOX POINTS OUT THAT YOU CAN'T NEGOTIATE WITH THE DECEPTICONS AND DIPLOMACY WON'T WORK... THE SOLDIERS DISOBEY THE ORDER AND JOIN IN ON THE FIGHT WITH THE AUTOBOTS. NOW... I'M NOT TRYING TO START A POLITICAL FIGHT... I'M JUST ASKING DID ANYONE ELSE GET THAT SAME VIBE?
I FIND IT INTERESTING... by BILLY_BOOMSTICK
by arthurrex007
Jun 24th, 2009
10:10:56 AM
You may have found the reason Billy! Maybe we should support Mr. Bay at least he has the balls like Roddenberry of showing real life in the guise of fiction.
HARRY -- I RESPECT THIS REVIEW.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 24th, 2009
10:11:38 AM
Good for you. This is some of your best work in awhile.
I've never done this before...
by sambafreak13
Jun 24th, 2009
10:13:11 AM
...but I'm gonna get this on Netflix when it comes out, and literally just watch the action scenes...I really do want to see what they pulled off...as for the rest of it, why waste my time?
I've never done this before...
by sambafreak13
Jun 24th, 2009
10:13:16 AM
...but I'm gonna get this on Netflix when it comes out, and literally just watch the action scenes...I really do want to see what they pulled off...as for the rest of it, why waste my time?
Wow Boomstick
by fassbinder79
Jun 24th, 2009
10:13:42 AM
That is some disturbing shit you've pointed out. Now I'm really bummed about this. I'm not the most politically correct person in the world but thats definitely gotta be on purpose. And he was a big McCain supporter. Man this depresses me. I just wish they could keep the politics out of a movie like this. Its supposed to be turn your brain off entertainment. I'm not looking for a pro Obama movie either. Just action and robot fights. This is really upsetting because I was very much looking forward to this film being a big action fan.
Harry,you forgot to write...
by chuffsterUK
Jun 24th, 2009
10:13:55 AM
FUCK THIS MOVIE!
Regarding the Twins' ....
by BILLY_BOOMSTICK
Jun 24th, 2009
10:14:29 AM
IMDB is reporting that Tom Kenny (white actor) voiced BOTH twins, but I've heard conflicting reports that Reno Wilson (an african american actor) voiced Mudflap and Kenny voiced Skids.... can someone tell me which is right?
Go AICN!! Wohoo!!
by liquids
Jun 24th, 2009
10:17:45 AM
heavy spoilers!! All the AICN reviewers ripped they shit outta this trashy ass fucking movie. AWESOME! I watched this shit online yesterday fucking horrible. Optimus kicks The Fallen's ASS in less then a FUCKING MINUTE!! WTF!!! Thats like Superman fighting Doomday and its lasting 1 fucking page. Thats like Goku fighting Freeza for 1 episode. Fucking horrible Bay is a master of action huh?? My fucking ass.. The forest fight was fucking weak. Good guy fights 3 get killed from BEHIND!! O wow the decepticons are so bad!! they have to stab in back to win.....literally. and its 3n1 wow there bad. O_o. Also all the money shots are in trailer excpet for scene where the big contruction robot forms. Now that was cool. I admit go ILM. and final desert battle is weak DONT BELIVE THE HYPE. its not 40 mintue fight more like 10.
Harry actually believes Star Wars characters are racist?
by NinjaRap
Jun 24th, 2009
10:18:02 AM
I thought only hardcore rightist wingnuts believed in that load of fucking bunk. This review just made me lose (more) respect for Knowles.
dailysportspages
by fassbinder79
Jun 24th, 2009
10:19:04 AM
Sorry, man. I'm a minority and I had absolutely no problems with the way Scatman did his voice work for the cartoon. And there isn't a gold tooth or "I can't read" moment in sight!
Megan Fox Fathor Rumor
by zinc_chameleon
Jun 24th, 2009
10:19:19 AM
Hi Harry...I'm an old poster here, since 1997. I'm interested: is is true that Megan Fox met Michael Turner at a comic convention when she was a kid, and they became friends? If so, I think Megan has the most potential of coming out of TF2 in one piece. Michael Bay and Shia LeBouf not so much.
OBAMA IS A WHITE MAN BY ANY MEASURE
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
10:19:45 AM
Since birth he was raised by a white mother and grandparents. Only in our polarizing race-centric society was he forced to claim to be 'black' when all that was necessary was for him to claim to be a good person and a good American.
So,according to Harry's title discription
by palpatinefuckedmydog
Jun 24th, 2009
10:22:39 AM
Transformers2 is much like Aintitcoolnews.com
So,according to Harry's title discription
by palpatinefuckedmydog
Jun 24th, 2009
10:24:25 AM
Transformers2 is much like Aintitcoolnews.com... at least the talk back.
My problem with what I've heard
by fassbinder79
Jun 24th, 2009
10:24:32 AM
about this film is that it sounds like all the so called un PC elements simply had no place in the film and in many cases detract from it. We can argue all we want about people being too sensitive. I like alot of things that I think most people with my background might not appreciate. For example one of my favorite movies of all time is Bakshi's Coonskin. But that whole film is ABOUT black stereotypes and its animated by many black animators and entirely voiced by black actors. And more importantly the subject called for that. I don't have any problems with Song Of The South. I don't have any problems with Robin Williams shit in Smoochy (which is hilarious BECAUSE ITS FUNNY!) Williams is a talented enough comedian that he can tread that line. Black people are not as sensitive about this kind of thing as many white people think it just has to be done well. This sounds like it was racism just for the sake of being racist and not funny. And that's not too cool.
IMDB is wrong all over the place with the credits Billy BOOMSTIC
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
10:24:48 AM
They still have John Turturro listed as the voice of Jetfire instead of Marc Ryan. So for now, don't trust them. Some AP report on Transformers confims Reno Wilson.
CharlesThomasMatthews
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
10:31:02 AM
Uhh, you think you wouldn't put your name on a film that would make a gazillion dollars? Honestly, you must have no concept of how screenwriting and working with producers and studio heads and the concept of "notes" works. Its been confirmed the Twins were Bay's idea. As was the line "I'm too old for this crap." Bay interjects a LOT of his own ideas into his films. And yet you're still blaming Orci for a lot of the bad shit. That's all I'm saying.
And its been said in another news source...
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
10:31:54 AM
That the voice actors and Bay pretty much made up their own dialogue in the recording sessions.
For the record i'am black
by knowledge1027
Jun 24th, 2009
10:35:30 AM
And NONE of my friends,family or children talk like those to damn transfomers
two..oops
by knowledge1027
Jun 24th, 2009
10:36:03 AM
Guys we need to flood Hasbro/Paramount with emails, REMOVE BAY
by ganymede3010
Jun 24th, 2009
10:39:09 AM
Bay is a fucking cancer. This movie is lucky that's sitting at 22%, I can't wait until it drops to 10% where it belongs. What a fucking letdown. Not even a good popcorn movie.
The hate towards this one is bullshit.
by TheLastCleric
Jun 24th, 2009
10:39:30 AM
After some of these early “reviews” I was really expecting a mess of film, completely unwatchable, so imagine my surprise when I found the film not only entertaining but actually superior to the original in most ways. I guess what mystifies me is that there is a ton of geek stuff in this sequel that none of the detractors even mention and it really is pretty damn cool. The robots are all given much more personality, especially the Decepticons; Star Scream and Megatron actually have the same type of relationship they had in the cartoon and comics; Rampage, Soundwave’s beasty, is used pretty well here; the action is literally a dozen times better this go around with some truly incredible scenes; most of the humor is actually better than what was found in the first film and most of it works. As to the cries of racism, whatever. The whole idea behind the personalities of some of the robots is that they are emulating earth’s different popular cultures and while I found the twins to be annoying, they were hardly offensive. (They were also tossed on their ass by Bumblebee, which I thought was pretty cool.) I guess Harry expects us to believe that he is suddenly overly concerned with what the children are seeing these days despite the fact that Transformers has the same rating as just about every other summer blockbuster, all of which contain violence, profanity, sexual references, etc. Regardless, I thought it was a good time and certainly not the shitfest Harry and his band of merry fucktwits are claiming.
"racist foul-mouthed robots that are built in monkey proportions
by DS9Sisko
Jun 24th, 2009
10:40:44 AM
..roughly half of the people who post to these talkbacks.
GO SEE HURT LOCKER..THAT IS ALL
by knowledge1027
Jun 24th, 2009
10:44:12 AM
don't blame the screenwriters!
by zooch
Jun 24th, 2009
10:44:17 AM
The blame falls squarely on Michael Bay's shoulders for taking a turd of a script and spinning it into a turd of a film.
Just like every other Hwood Blockbuster then?
by j_difool
Jun 24th, 2009
10:46:33 AM
These bad reviews are written like they're "news." As if this is shocking. Movies this bad are released ROUTINELY by Hollywood and Harry and his gang eat them up like chocolate-covered... oh you get the idea.
They must not have let Harry visit the set
by Sithdan
Jun 24th, 2009
10:47:55 AM
A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
by seagrass
Jun 24th, 2009
10:49:05 AM
signifying nothing. Dammit. I was really looking forward to this, too.
ugh...
by turketron_2
Jun 24th, 2009
10:50:06 AM
Friends are talking about seeing this turd at the Orlando IMAX this saturday. No thanks. Gonna have to be an antisocial asshole this time...
WOW read this
by knowledge1027
Jun 24th, 2009
10:50:25 AM
"The Twins are racists gold bucktoothed mongoloid faced thugged out "bust a cap in your ass" cussing hillbilly gangsters" Couldn't say it any better myself
Thanks Harry, I am more excited than ever to see this movie...
by TheRealMikeJames
Jun 24th, 2009
10:52:57 AM
Racsist, stereotyping, offensive fighting robots! Hot chicks showing off their goods! Goofy Shia and Taturro delivering bad writing! SOLD.

by Cobra--Kai
Jun 24th, 2009
10:59:06 AM
Nice review, H, a well measured, reasoned piece on why you didn't like the movie and it's messages.

If you'd have done the same for TERMINATOR: SALVATION rather than spewing kneejerk vitriol i'd have had more respect for your opinion - I wouldn't have agreed with it (I still think T4 is a far superior film to TF) but I would have respected it.

D.Vader -- I hope you are on Orci's payroll.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 24th, 2009
11:02:46 AM
Think about it this way CharlesThomasMatthews...
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
11:04:12 AM
A lot of producers and studios don't care about the quality of the film, just how much money it made. Therefore, even if the movie is shitty but it makes a gazillion dollars, they'll look to the screenwriters and the director to capture some of that "money-making magic" again.

And not to impugn your honor or anything, but I honestly don't believe any Talkbacker that says they wouldn't accept this kind of well-paying job or that they'd take their name off the film. Really, I don't buy that.

Now, have Orci and Kurtzman done anything original, like you suggest they should be doing? I don't think so. Don't know their history. But a lot of screenwriters don't. A lot of just writers for hire, like they seem to be. Which makes even more sense as to why they'd keep their name attached to a film that makes lots of money.

OKAY, THIS MIGHT BE WORSE THAN BAYFORMERS ...
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:04:36 AM
Is Britney Spears set to star in a Holocaust movie?

By City Mouse

Ha'aretz News Tags: Holocaust, Israel news

Is American mega pop star Britney Spears set to return to the big screen, seven years after starring in the box office flop Crossroads? According to reports, Spears has been offered a part in the upcoming Holocaust film The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton, which integrates time travel, concentration camps and a love story.

If she accepts the role, Spears will be taking on the title role of Sophia LaMont, a woman who invents a time machine and succeeds in traveling to the time of the Second World War. According to the script, LaMont ends up at a concentration camp and falls in love with a Jewish prisoner named Eton. However, the budding love story is cut short when both are killed by the Nazis.

Spears is currently on tour promoting her album Circus. In stark contrast to her thriving music career, Spears' movie career never really took off. Critics panned her role in the teen comedy Crossroads in 2002. Since then, she has appeared in guest spots on TV series such as Will and Grace and How I Met Your Mother.

Filming of the new movie is set to begin in September.

And yeah.... FUCK THE STAR WARS RACISM SHIT...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 24th, 2009
11:04:48 AM
....I agree. That was the beacon of dumb fuck in this review. Yeah sure-- George hates all people of color, he just devours their fucking pussies.
NO DOUBT I WOULD WRITE SHIT FOR CA$$$$$$$H MONEY
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:05:55 AM
I already do it for free here.
WE REALLY NEED A YELLOW STAR OF SOPHIA AND ETON TALKBACK
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:08:38 AM
Please.

by Cobra--Kai
Jun 24th, 2009
11:09:26 AM
DGDB, did my email help?

Wail for me baby...

I'd rather see Megan Fox in
by Sick Fixx
Jun 24th, 2009
11:11:32 AM
a women's prison flick anyway.
DGDB- Boy I wish I was
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
11:11:35 AM
As much defense as it seems I'm giving to him.

And yes, cries of racism in Star Wars is even more Baytarded than Transformers.

Cobra--Kai .... yeah dude. Thanks
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 24th, 2009
11:12:20 AM
I'm still on the hunt. I know she's out there.

by Cobra--Kai
Jun 24th, 2009
11:12:32 AM
BSB, I heard Elton has signed on to play Eton. Gonna sing some tender duets with Britney, shave her head and then take her up the ass.

Because the holocaust was a Kerrazy time.

So your saying you had to take a Flaming Shit?
by spiceybiscuit
Jun 24th, 2009
11:16:02 AM
WOW Harry is two for two on honest reviews! I bet you that T4 is looking like a great film now after that POS you just saw...another bad movie for a bad summer line up.
LOUD NOISES!
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
11:16:57 AM
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
It's like the Nascar of movies
by zooch
Jun 24th, 2009
11:18:50 AM
It's long, it's loud, it's boring, it's dumb, and people only go see it to watch the crashes.
COBRA--KAI
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:20:27 AM
He's the rocket man, burning up her arse.

BAY IS GETTING BAKED ACROSS THE WEB
by BillyMayesHere
Jun 24th, 2009
11:21:54 AM
THIS MOVIE IS TAKING IT THE ASS - hard.
Harry - you are just wrong
by fanaticon2007
Jun 24th, 2009
11:25:28 AM
So here it is. Any film that has a pro-war, Irag war, against terrorism stance is a piece of shit. And film that "insults" someone is a piece of shit. Any film that follows your political and twisted liberal mindset is a classic. Harry my man, you and your little crew are slowly becoming the joke of the net. It will be a matter of time until even shitty direct to video releases will fail to put your reviews on the cover. May I remind you of WHILE SHE WAS OUT, a piece of shit that you and your clan acutally hailed as well made. Why should anyone take your review of TRANSFORMERS seriously?
Harry's Review
by HideousSecretion
Jun 24th, 2009
11:26:11 AM
Transformers 2 sinks to an all-time low. Worse than the first in every conceivable was, but let's not piss off the studio so in the end I highly recommend! Then suck Obama's dick. And scene...

by Cobra--Kai
Jun 24th, 2009
11:26:25 AM
Yeah and who could forget the defiant rendition of 'Im Still Standing' after Elton comes out of the gas chamber alive.

And when Elton gets Britney to pretend to be a guy so he can get it up, and she sings 'Im not a girl' as he reams her. The buzz is oscars for both Elton and Britney on this one...

WHERE IS RIGHTEOUS SARAH PALIN
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:27:03 AM
and her gaggle of moral crusaders now?
COBRA--KAI: "I'M STILL STANDING"
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:29:21 AM
LOL!!!! How about "Don't Let The Shiksa Go Down On Me"?
Taking it in the ass?????
by fanaticon2007
Jun 24th, 2009
11:29:51 AM
Geeks reviews are having no affect on the box office. Overnight box office was high and I've recieved emails from friends that showings have been selling out all morning on both east and west coast. The numbers are the ultimate judge here, not geeks and wannebe filmmakers pissed at the state of their lives.
We need a RAPED MY CHILDHOOD DOLL
by knowledge1027
Jun 24th, 2009
11:29:58 AM
So we can point out where Hollywood touched us wrong
ASB--did you watch the reunion???
by Six Demon Bag
Jun 24th, 2009
11:31:35 AM
shit was crazy..more crazy on tomorrow.
Matter of fact iam going copyright that idea
by knowledge1027
Jun 24th, 2009
11:32:23 AM
ASB--the GOP will be out in force about this film--watch
by Six Demon Bag
Jun 24th, 2009
11:32:55 AM
SDB
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:35:37 AM
Yes, though it didn't match the absolute insanity of the Last Supper, it was quite good. But I think they're saving the best for Thursday, with lots of crying from Caroline.

Side note: I think Andy Cohen is a completely prick of the highest order. He had the nerve to say he was offended by Joe's minor gay remark? Seriously? Right before accusing Dina and Caroline of being associated with the fucking Mafia? Stereotype much, Andy? I fucking hate that guy. He is the most pretentious arrogant cocksucker this side of Michael Bay.

KNOWLEDGE - I WOULD BUY THAT DOLL
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:36:36 AM
THE GOP IS BETTER OFF PURGING ITSELF FROM AMERICAN SOCIETY
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:37:44 AM
and coming back with some sane leaders. Did you hear about the Mark Sanford scandal? Fucking guy.
THANK you Ayatollah
by knowledge1027
Jun 24th, 2009
11:38:23 AM
They will be in stores by the time G.I. Joe comes out
ASB and Six Demon- what are you talking about?
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
11:41:39 AM
Did I miss something? Reunion? Last Supper?
Harry always writes better reviews when he hates the film
by Rob0729
Jun 24th, 2009
11:43:15 AM
Harry, I still don't trust your positive reviews, but your negative reviews are usually on point. Other than Bad Boys II, I think we both have the same taste when it comes to Michael Bay movies. The thing with Bay is that he never really progressed much from his commercials and music video days and he is all about style over substance. His movies usually succeed when he has actors who can rise above the paper thin plots and character development and bring some weight to the material where there is none. I never thought that Transformers had the actors to do that.
But it’s cool to hate on Gypsies, right?
by TheLastCleric
Jun 24th, 2009
11:43:17 AM
I just assume since I never heard you once mention the crass Gypsy stereotypes prevalent in Drag Me to Hell, where the gypsies are either black magic wielding old crones or nasty, mean-spirited people who venerate the old crones. Also, the Asian gangster in The Hangover could very easily be viewed as stereotypical and borderline offensive if you really want to play this pedantic, PC-Correct bullshit game. Also, I’d love to know who you think you are, Harold, to call out somebody like Spielberg? You are at best a leech on the ass of that man and this industry in general so really, notch this shit down. It’s fucking weak.
Sounds like the Bearded on and Bays way of saying
by Series7
Jun 24th, 2009
11:46:27 AM
We voted for McCain.
Definitely one of your clearer reviews, Harry
by drewlicious
Jun 24th, 2009
11:48:00 AM
Got right to the point. Still, how can Megan Fox not be at least as hot after only two years?
no difference...
by Sillypuddy
Jun 24th, 2009
11:48:05 AM
...in the irreverent humor in The Hangover and ROTF....I wonder why the negative opinion is so prominent here.....does an R rating make it ok to make racist jokes or innuendo....
HUFFPOST WEIGHS IN ON RACIST BAYFORMERS
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:48:42 AM
Methinks Bob had better disassociate himself with those characters more stridently. It really sounds like Bay took them and ran with it in his own way.

"LOS ANGELES — "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" introduces some 40 new mechanized characters of all shapes, sizes and even sexes _ but it's a pair of jive-talking 'bots that critics are singling out as more than just harmless comic relief.

Skids and Mudflap, twin robots disguised as compact Chevys, constantly brawl and bicker in rap-inspired street slang. They're forced to acknowledge that they can't read. One has a gold tooth.

As good guys, they fight alongside the Autobots and are intended to provide comic relief. But the traits they're ascribed raise the specter of stereotypes most notably seen when Jar Jar Binks, the clumsy, broken-English speaking alien from "Star Wars: Episode I _ The Phantom Menace" was criticized as a racial caricature.

Wall Street Journal film critic Joe Morgenstern described Binks in 1999 as a "Rastafarian Stepin Fetchit," a reference to a black character from the 1920s and '30s that exploited negative stereotypes for comic effect. Extending that metaphor to the "Transformers" sequel was AP Movie Critic Christy Lemire, who calls Skids and Mudflap "Jar Jar Binks in car form."

And Manohla Dargis, film critic for The New York Times, takes it a step further, writing that the "Transformers" characters were given "conspicuously cartoonish, so-called black voices that indicate that minstrelsy remains as much in fashion in Hollywood as when, well, Jar Jar Binks was set loose by George Lucas."

Director Michael Bay insists that the bumbling 'bots are just good clean fun.

"We're just putting more personality in," Bay said. "I don't know if it's stereotypes _ they are robots, by the way. These are the voice actors. This is kind of the direction they were taking the characters and we went with it."

TV actor Reno Wilson, who is black, voices Mudflap. Tom Kenny, the white actor behind SpongeBob SquarePants, voices Skids. Neither immediately responded to interview requests for this story.

Bay said the twins' parts "were kind of written but not really written, so the voice actors is when we started to really kind of come up with their characters."

"I purely did it for kids," the director said. "Young kids love these robots, because it makes it more accessible to them."

Screenwriters Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman said they followed Bay's lead in creating the twins. Still, the characters serve no real purpose in the story, and when the action gets serious, they disappear entirely, notes Tasha Robinson, associate entertainment editor at The Onion.

"They don't really have any positive effect on the film," she said. "They only exist to talk in bad ebonics, beat each other up and talk about how stupid each other is."

Hollywood has a track record of using negative stereotypes of black characters for comic relief, said Todd Boyd, a professor of popular culture at the University of Southern California's School of Cinematic Arts, who has not seen the "Transformers" sequel.

"There's a history of people getting laughs at the expense of African-Americans and African-American culture," Boyd said. "These images are not completely divorced from history even though it's a new movie and even though they're robots and not humans."

American cinema also has a tendency to deal with race indirectly, said Allyson Nadia Field, an assistant professor of cinema and media studies at the University of California, Los Angeles.

"There's a persistent dehumanization of African-Americans throughout Hollywood that displaces issues of race onto non-human entities," said Field, who also hasn't seen the film. "It's not about skin color or robot color. It's about how their actions and language are coded racially."

If these characters weren't animated and instead played by real black actors, "then you might have to admit that it's racist," Robinson said. "But stick it into a robot's mouth, and it's just a robot, it's OK."

But if they're alien robots, she continued, "why do they talk like bad black stereotypes?"

D. VADER
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:50:59 AM
We're talking about Real Housewives of New Jersey ...
Joshuavance1701 - THANK YOU
by BillyMayesHere
Jun 24th, 2009
11:51:57 AM
It's so easy for these idiots to type HATE when they don't have the ability to put themselves in a position to write or direct ... or lead a crew into production. That takes something inside that nobody typing these posts can even begin to relate to.
... Let alone making the film a hit.
by BillyMayesHere
Jun 24th, 2009
11:53:13 AM
I WILL NOT BEING SEEING THIS...
by uberman
Jun 24th, 2009
11:53:23 AM
or paying for anyone else to see it. Michael Bay sucks major assage.
CRITIC PROOF YOU BITCHES!
by CyberVishnu
Jun 24th, 2009
11:53:32 AM
You can piss and moan all you want. You all knew this was A MICHAEL BAY FILM with all the trappings and trimmings. Minimal story, racist stereotypes, giant fuck off robots battling, and lots of lens flare. If you hated it, then you asked for it. TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN owns your great aunt's sagging tits for near three hours!! And if you hated it, you fucking asked for it! I hope it hurts! I'm going back saturday you fat fuckass!
Ayatollah is my new best friend
by knowledge1027
Jun 24th, 2009
11:55:28 AM
HEY IT'S YOUR MONEY
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:56:01 AM
CyberVishnu
by BillyMayesHere
Jun 24th, 2009
11:57:08 AM
You're a juvenile idiot but yes, this will be critic proof.
Pity the Robots still don't Transform but Morph
by G100
Jun 24th, 2009
11:57:11 AM
It's almost as cheap as surrounding everything with explosions to mask some of the poorly executed scenes.

Jeeeesus Christ so many stupid fucking explosions. Tedious.

There is more CG than the reviews might lead you to believe but the CG is also not as good as many are painting it.

Wait for the DVD so you can skip past the hours of embarrassing Bay shit.

And for the morons saying what do you expect from a Movie about Giant Robots ? Judeged on the Giant Robots fighting itself it's a failure. Far too little was actually on show. The Millions spent on this Movie were not up on the screen for almost all of the Movie.

You don't sit through hours of shit for bout 10 minutes of good Robot action. So it fails on that level.

EVERYONE COULD USE AN AYATOLLAH AS A FRIEND
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:57:46 AM
Call me when you need a fatwa.
ASB
by Six Demon Bag
Jun 24th, 2009
11:59:21 AM
yeah when Any Cohen said he was gay...i looked at my wife and said..really??

but im not buying the mafai thing...it was a sad story and all, but then Dina had to ruin it with..think of the grandchildren...

meadow soprano didnt know HER DAD was in the mob...these mob guys dont go around and advertise it...its bad business. even so, they seem like a good loving family..jaquiline got lip injections...and huge.

Flabbergasted
by PantherMatt
Jun 24th, 2009
12:00:39 PM
I am stunned that so much time and energy has been spent debating a Transformers movie. I mean, it's Transformers, for god's sake. Transformers. Complaining that Transformers doesn't have a lot of artestry going for it is like complaining that a mesclun mixed green salad doesn't taste chocolate-y enough. I mean, it >could< (as a Transformers movie could contain a high minded story, with social relevence, executed with good acting and quiet restraint), but it's not bloody likely. Transformers is not, and sadly has NEVR been, "More than meets the eye", and as such, I won't be wasting my time with it. In regards to Mr Orci: I really dug Star Trek and think Fringe really started to come into its own towards the end of the season. Keep it up.
Reason why Megan Fox
by Series7
Jun 24th, 2009
12:00:45 PM
got uglier, is because while Shia was busting his ass making every movie he could, she hasn't done shit but sit around and drink stale old 90210 jizz and eat Twinkies. Seriously why the fuck is she the voice of this movie? You know what if its as bad as they say, I'm glad she'll be the main person attached to it. I like Shia and he seems up for anything and I don't think this movie will set him back at all.

Hate him all you want but you know when you saw his moppy ass hair back in the day you were like, yeah I'll never see this kid in 5 years.

Oh God, BSB.... I'm sorry I asked
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
12:03:11 PM
By the way, if Kate Goselin ever gets a talk show hosting gig, I'll... I'll... well fuck, I'd be really upset.
JACQUELINE IS QUITE THE HOTTIE
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
12:04:47 PM
I think she hinted in her blog that her friendship with Danielle is over. And rightly so. Danielle is definitely a toxic personality. They all have faults but Danielle is too brash for sweet Jackie to handle. And if she never had a nip/tuck then I'm the Queen of Africa.
If a bunch of white guys says something is racist
by terry1978
Jun 24th, 2009
12:05:17 PM
You KNOW it is. We always gripe about these properties catering only to kiddies, yet people like Bay take it TOO far to the opposite extreme.
Car Car Binks also aren't on screen for as long as some say
by G100
Jun 24th, 2009
12:06:53 PM
But the fact that they were allowed on the screen at all speaks fucking volumes about Bays judgement.
Empire called it possibly the gayest summer blockbuster ever
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
12:09:22 PM
Noting the homoerotic tensions between Sam and Optimus. Heh.
Yes but CharlesThomasMatthews, I didn't say its either/or
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
12:13:35 PM
In a decision like that, I would probably choose the dream project over the shitty job for hire too. IF I had to pick between them. But IF I couldn't do the dream project for whatever reason, I'd definitely take the money project.
A question
by Shaner Jedi
Jun 24th, 2009
12:15:04 PM
So if I was just "meh" about Transformers, will this film change my view and make me want another one?
If TF2 tops TDK's weekend box office...
by Kief_Ledger
Jun 24th, 2009
12:19:52 PM
then there truly is no hope for humanity.
One day joshuavance1701 bought an apple…
by The Garbage Man
Jun 24th, 2009
12:23:28 PM
The apple looked delicious on the outside but when he bit into it, it was rotten and full of worms and overall tasted terrible. He set the apple down and then watched as, a few minutes later, his friend picked up the apple and, not seeing the rotten bite taken out, started to eat it. Unfortunately, good ol' Josh here has never planted an apple seed. He has never generated the photons of light so critical to photosynthesis. He has never provided water or nutrients to a growing plant. For that matter, he has never picked an apple at harvest time, packaged it, or brought it to a market. Unfortunately, all those things meant he wasn't qualified to give his opinion about said piece of fruit. After all, it's only an apple, right? It's not like it's filet mignon for god's sake. And hell, some people like the taste of worms anyway...
RACISM & MISOGYNY! Take DRUGS beforehand....?
by danger_havok
Jun 24th, 2009
12:23:56 PM
Hey dudes and dudettes, Remember, DRAG ME TO HELL? That is how you do it, with lil' to no budget....DOWN WITH BLOCKBUSTERS, UP WITH STORIES WHO HAVE GOOD STORYTELLERS AT THE HELM!!! Also.................."WHERE THE FUCK IS KURT RUSSELL?" ----DANGER HAVOK----
Oh wait, someone DID get peed on again in this flick...
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
12:26:14 PM
Alice. Right in the face. Golden Shower. Only this time, its "subtle".
Where's the "Damn You Michael Bay" guy?
by Utamoh
Jun 24th, 2009
12:27:36 PM
Oh, and by the way, Damn you Michael Bay! I reluctantly rented Transformers on the recommendation of a couple of my coworkers. Hated every last second of its porn-style vfx money shots, endless camera spinning, over-designed robo-trash and monkey-level script. Never have I seen a film that has less interest in story or character.What a ridiculous waste of money. This new movie just seems like it's the same times 10. Bay is just a spoiled child with too many toys who deserves a spanking. I say boycott all his films. If any of you saw The Iron Giant and liked it, how can you possibly enjoy this kind of crap-fest?
Sounds like more of the same...
by Blanket-Man
Jun 24th, 2009
12:31:44 PM
I foolishly took my then-7-year-old soon to a pre-release premiere of the first movie, mistakenly thinking "It's a movie based on a TOY LINE, how inappropriate can it be?" It was one of the most foul PG-13s in memory. I made that one exception to my "screen movies before letting Junior see them" rule, and Bay bit me in the @ss. Not this time.
Hypocrites about racism
by jorson28
Jun 24th, 2009
12:32:09 PM
I'm not defending racism, but I suspect that if those robots resembled and / or acted like fat, white, greedy, corrupt and allegedly Christian types in their late forties or fifties with a tendency to blame the "poor" for all their own problems, you guys might admit it to be cliched, but I guarantee you wouldn't dare call it racist, which is all the more ridiculous since Harry is white and, I suspect, at least half of the contributing staff of Aint-It-Cool-News is white. I could be wrong about the latter assessment (and the first, but I doubt it), but I suggest it because I've seen other reviewers put their race upfront as almost a bragging point because they think it makes theirs a "unique" perspective, which itself would probably make this site appear predominantly white. You guys aren't tolerant or progressive - racism and the tolerance of it isn't going anywhere, it's just changing form a little. Now, white Christians are fair game while everyone else of any minority, particularly racial, can only be made fun of in America to certain extents or by someone of their own race or, maybe, by another racial minority. It's proof that nobody wants real EQUALITY or FAIRNESS, just possible retribution for centuries or decades-old race-related societal crimes (slavery, Jim Crow), entitlement and privilege. Why else can blacks have their own college(s) and white men can't even have a private golf course and country club operated within the letter of the law without still being threatened for being sexist and / or racist? I guess it has to do with which race is starting all the wars from America, right? Never mind that Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice were and still are black - one made the case for the Iraq War (in spite of recent assertions of regret) while the other helped propagate it. But, then again, like Bill Cosby, they're probably not "black." Again, I'd never condone racism, but that's exactly why I'm not condoning this - the movie or the review. And though I haven't seen the movie, I've heard plenty of complaints from African American community leaders about the same sort of depictions in films by African American filmmakers and actors that still seem to fall on deaf ears, including the ones on this site. What's more, it's been my experience that whether you're talking about blacks, Asians or whites - whatever race - most of the stereotypes and cliches have more than a grain of truth to them. Just as there are fat, White, allegedly Christian people of various types in their late forties and fifties that are greedy, corrupt and insensitive to the poor, there are plenty of "people" that DO act and talk like the robots you describe. If you encountered them, you'd never bash them for propagating a negative stereotype within their own community - odds are you'd either pity them, turn a blind eye or tolerate their behavior as part of a culture that whites couldn't possibly understand and about which should have nothing substantial to say. Ignore it or say what you will about this post - call it racist, ignorant, stupid and use probably five times the amount of four-lettered foul language in TRANFORMERS 2 doing it (as usual) - but you know there's truth to it. In any case, in the event the sort of accusation occurs to anyone, if I were truly a hypocrite, why would I bother mentioning the truth behind Caucasian Christian stereotypes? We can only justly be called hypocrites in what we say and do, not in what we think.
I liked it.
by Evangelion217
Jun 24th, 2009
12:40:44 PM
It was exactly what I expected, and probably a lot more. It's everything that "Terminator Salvation", and "Wolverine" were suppose to be, but never were. The action is bigger then the first "Transformers" film, it's funnier, it's louder, crazier, and WAY more obnoxious. The fight sequences between the Transformers was more comprehensible, and you can see most of what was going on. And as a former fan of the cartoon, I loved seeing Optimus Prime kicking so much ass. He completely kicked the living sh!t out of Megatron. That was the main thing that pissed me off about the original. Optimus only killed one Decepticon, and got a beat down by Megatron. That's not my Optimus. My Optimus kicks takes names, kills things, and saves the day. In "Revenge of the Fallen", Optimus Prime is THE hero and that's the way it should be. Overall, this isn't a film that is built to last. It's just a forgettable McDonald's meal that you need when you are very hungry. It's a feast for the eyes, a sensory over-load, and a very big film. Nothing more, nothing less. My rating is a 7/10.
Something NFL's MICHAEL VICK Could Never Say...
by Red Dawn Don
Jun 24th, 2009
12:48:15 PM
Something NFL's MICHAEL VICK Could Never Say..."I Got No Dog In This Fight." I (RDD) was too old for the TRANSFORMER toy fad. So I have ZERO interest in seeing any TRANSFORMER movies good or bad. I could NOT care less. I am at the bottom of caring. So why post? I wanted to use my MICHAEL BAY comment.
CORRECTION: "I wanted to use my MICHAEL VICK comment."
by Red Dawn Don
Jun 24th, 2009
12:50:29 PM
CORRECTION: "I wanted to use my MICHAEL VICK comment."
ASB--
by Six Demon Bag
Jun 24th, 2009
12:51:51 PM
yeah that bitch Danielle MADE HER pick up her glass and toast her..who the fuck does that..you dont order your friends around.
I'll bet HARRY KNOWLES has a correction function
by Red Dawn Don
Jun 24th, 2009
12:52:40 PM
I'll bet HARRY KNOWLES has a correction function on here. Although, the grammar police will say it does him no good.
Blanket-Man
by palpatinefuckedmydog
Jun 24th, 2009
12:56:52 PM
You took your "7 year old kid" to a "PG13" movie...and complained it contained inappropriate content for your kid?..?? you're a moron.
Wait Harry liked BB2
by Series7
Jun 24th, 2009
12:57:08 PM
But hated the Island? I thought he loved the Island, and only people in coma's liked BB2?
pointing fingers...NO ONE wants to take credit for the racist Tw
by zooch
Jun 24th, 2009
01:00:42 PM
Orci & Kurtzman say it's not Kruger, it's Michael Bay's fault. Michael Bay is like not my fault, blame the voice actors. Pass the blame. Ha!
bad boys was two black dudes fighting was that racist?
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
01:03:14 PM
chris tucker is racist!
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
01:04:07 PM
16,000,000 at MIDNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
by ABking
Jun 24th, 2009
01:04:15 PM
!
SO MUCH FOR BAD BOYS 3
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
01:05:01 PM
barack, morgan and bill cobbs are racist!
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
01:05:05 PM
magical negroes!
will smith is... a fucking martian.
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
01:05:30 PM
so at some point will someone say that they're wiggers?
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
01:07:18 PM
seriously, that'd make this bullshit go away.
Good One, Harry...
by amnesiac108
Jun 24th, 2009
01:08:16 PM
I've shat on your writing before, but you ain't done no bad job this time. Good show.
Bay's delusions of adaquecy.....
by darthliquidator
Jun 24th, 2009
01:08:32 PM
...what's funny about Bay...he truly thinks he's the greatest action director ever...when in reality, he's the all time worst..his action sequences are always atrociously edited, poorly photographed and way overlong. In terms of his filmmaking skills and handling of actors...he's basically Ed Wood Jr with 200 million at his disposal.
for the record Michael Bay loved the wrecking ball idea
by zooch
Jun 24th, 2009
01:09:36 PM
"Well, it's a construction machine, so you of course have wrecking balls. And Michael, immediately, of course, loved it." -Kurtzman

Ha ha! This movie was written by adults!
If Harry had a correction function...
by Harry Weinstein
Jun 24th, 2009
01:09:42 PM
...he'd fix his PELHAM 123 review and give David Shire his proper credit for the music in the 1974 version.
so nbc today just showed an Iranian woman being killed
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
01:10:47 PM
but you can't swear or show a titty, you are fucked in the collective brain, america.
Hey I worked with Bill Cobbs once
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
01:10:55 PM
He's not racist. Just slightly crippled. Hobbled. Whatever.
FUCK PUSSY ASS PARENTS.
by HoboCode
Jun 24th, 2009
01:12:18 PM
Why exactly is there no chance parents with young children will not have to take them to this offensive, soul-destroying, socially-corrosive, rancid garbage? Fucking PATHETIC. Hey assholes, the word is "NO."
you worked with Cobbs? you are a pimp by association.
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
01:12:40 PM
pba
Yet with all that, he likes it BETTER than the first one!?
by REVENGE_of_FETT
Jun 24th, 2009
01:13:04 PM
I am the first to point out that the first Transformers is a big, bloated POS. I said it was going to be when the project was announced, I said it was when it hit screens and I say it today. HOWEVER it has Shia being funny, Megan being hot and the robopts do look cool and the cinematography is fantastic. It sounds like most of those things are still intact but the story is way stupider and they've instilled some bizarre racial humor. Remember, Michael Bay wasn't even going to DO this movie because of the HD DVD vs. Blu-ray debacle (after Paramount dropped BD support), and he had to be talked into doing the first one. Honestly, why not someone who really WANTS to do the movie?
the people that live under the stairs!
by ironic_name
Jun 24th, 2009
01:14:03 PM
From the website that endorsed 'Bruno'
by Heckles
Jun 24th, 2009
01:14:18 PM
Foul-mouthed? Check. Racist? Oh yeah. Misogynistic? Yes. Time to transform into justification mode, Harold?
Mudflap & Skids & Obama?
by Heckles
Jun 24th, 2009
01:20:57 PM
Get over yourself. Misplaced fanboy indignation, roll out.

And if you're so offended, thinking Spielberg should be ashamed to have his name on it, what about those nice little ads for Transformers you have on your site? Ah, don't want to stop the gravy train. Well played.
Boborci
by meta4
Jun 24th, 2009
01:25:49 PM
Please write a script for the 3rd...consistency is key.
Drag Me To Hell Sucked Balls
by Autodidact
Jun 24th, 2009
01:25:57 PM
Man, I must have lost my mind because so many people are in love with Drag Me To Hell. It was a fucking piece of dogshit for Pete's sake!
I get a kick out of these talkbacks...
by ebonic_plague
Jun 24th, 2009
01:26:37 PM
...if for no other reason than my TB name is actually relevant again.
...
by Autodidact
Jun 24th, 2009
01:27:16 PM
I was going to see TF2 today but real life intruded. I bet I'll get more out of it than I did Drag Me To Hell. All it will take is five minutes of actual entertainment. Fuck you Raimi!
TF2 was insane fun!!
by Qatlantis
Jun 24th, 2009
01:27:45 PM
I truly don't understand how there are so many people writing comments here about how much they hated this movie. I am 33 years old, and I took my 11 year old son with me to the midnight showing. There were 10 theaters at the location where we went and they were all showing ROTF, and all were sold out. It was a mad house, packed full of Transformers fans, casual movie-goers, and everyone in between. And when the movie started and you heard Peter Cullen doing his opening monologue, everyone applauded and took an immediate interest in the movie. And all during the movie, you could hear laughter, oohs and aahs, cheering, excitement, and yes, even some sobbing (myself included). When you're in the theater and EVERYONE is that engaged in a movie, it is obviously doing something right. It isn't about whether or not you agree with a few seconds of a certain joke or not, it's how much you enjoyed the experience of watching the movie. No one left that theater saying anything less than fantastic comments about the movie. It was a magical and intense ride to watch what Michael Bay and everyone else created. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen wasn't as mindless as people are making it out to be; while it may not win any awards for plot complexity, it certainly wasn't void of a plot line. It has a solid and engaging story, one that I (as a Transformers fan) thought kept the spirit of the Transformers mythology very well. I absolutely loved this movie, as did a ton of other people that I've talked to, offline. Sure there were some minor plot flaws, but every movie has them. This movie will make a ton of money, because it deserves it. Kudos to Bay, Orci/Kurtzman/Kreuger, and everyone else that contributed to bringing this movie to life! It was a fantastic experience that I intend on enjoying over and over again.
Bob Orci your heart isn't into this Franchise
by ganymede3010
Jun 24th, 2009
01:31:01 PM
Why couldn't you elicit the same passion for TF's as you did for Star Trek? It's glaringly obvious that you wrote this movie as fast as you could so you guys could move on to something you really love like Star Trek. That's all fine and dandy, but you really shouldn't return for TF3, allow someone to do it who really cares about the characters as much as you care for Trek.
QATLANTIS
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
01:32:14 PM
Can your post be any more planty? FFS!
Gonna see it
by Philvis
Jun 24th, 2009
01:33:00 PM
If Harry's bleeding heart calls the movie racist...it definitely is a must see. Keanu Reeves still owes me $9 for The Day the Earth Stood Still, so what's $10 more for TF2. Harry, where is your hyperlink to Perez Hilton's website?
I LOVED NEW TREK
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
01:33:32 PM
I guess we have JJ to thank.
Thanks Ironic_Name
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
01:35:20 PM
He was quite the nice guy. Had a young girl following him around doing whatever he asked too. I think they called her his "assistant".
George let loose with another of his awesomely inappropriate ani
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Jun 24th, 2009
01:38:04 PM
You mean Jar-Jar, the character you LOVED? Or do you hate him now, due to popular opinion?
$16m midnights...
by Hugh G Rekshun
Jun 24th, 2009
01:38:47 PM
...read it and weep bitches!
BREAKING NEWS: ANOTHER REPUBLICAN GOES DOWN IN FLAMES
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
01:39:53 PM
Mark Sanford is having an odd Oprah moment on CNN ...
... inappropriate animated racial slurs.
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Jun 24th, 2009
01:39:53 PM
Autodidact, you are not alone.
by TheLastCleric
Jun 24th, 2009
01:40:14 PM
Drag Me to Hell was fucking swill. Cheap, ugly, unfunny and un-scary and yet, because Raimi directed it the film is being called a masterpiece. IF anybody other than Raimi had made this flick it would have been derided into dust.
Heckles...
by BILLY_BOOMSTICK
Jun 24th, 2009
01:42:06 PM
... great point regarding "Bruno"... It's okay to laugh at stereotypes if they are of a certain type. Is it hypocrisy to find one caricature hilarious, and to express outrage over another?
AyatollahSexyBack...
by Qatlantis
Jun 24th, 2009
01:42:20 PM
www.myspace.com/qatlantis I am not a "plant" - I'm just a hardcore Transformers fan that was not disappointed by this movie. You can check out my myspace page if you like to verify my identity - I'm not ashamed of who I am, and I'll continue to defend my admiration of this movie. The true fans are sometimes the hardest audience to please, and I was highly satisfied with this movie (as were a ton of other people), so they must've done something right!!
The problems start with the writing
by veritasses
Jun 24th, 2009
01:46:32 PM
Shallow/stupid/meaningless characters, bad dialog, dumb plots, juvenile jokes, wtf moments etc point to problems with the writing. Sounds like it might be hard to tell who should shoulder most of the writing blame but the result is a shameful mess.
Qatlantis, great post.
by TheLastCleric
Jun 24th, 2009
01:46:36 PM
Like you, I grew up with the Transformers and I really enjoyed this sequel, probably more than the first. They really did a great job with the action scenes and the Megatron/Starscream relationship was dead on. I love all types of film but not everything needs to be heavy, deep and complex. There's a decent little story in the film and the special effects are amazing so really, I don't understand the hatred. Then again, I don't understand why people who hated the first one would watch the sequel.
Harry, that's not how this movie was written
by JT Kirk
Jun 24th, 2009
01:47:55 PM
According to Orci & Kurtzman at Botcon (the Transformers convention in Pasadena) last month, the powers that be saw that the strike was coming so with 2 weeks to go until that, TPTB convinced them to agree to write the film. The Orci Kurtzman connection slapped together an outline for Bay & co. to begin preproduction. After the strike ended, Bay locked them in a hotel a few blocks from his office and they got to writing. But as they were working on 3 other films around that time, someone (them, Bay, producers, studio, I don't recall them saying who was responsible) brought in Kruger to the aforementioned hotel sleepover to help them get the work done. Kruger impressed Bay and the studio with his knowledge of Transformers and his dedication to researching the TF material as they wrote stuff. Ortzman (the celebrity coupling) liked Kruger so much that they are producing a film of his.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. The battle to figure out who to blame first for this film.

ps - one more note
by JT Kirk
Jun 24th, 2009
01:49:20 PM
You'd think with all that stuff, it sounded like this was a rushed script, right? They said Bay kept them in the hotel for 4 solid months writing this thing.
QATLANTIS - I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE A PLANT
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
01:49:25 PM
I just said your post was planty. The fault lies with the real plants. If it weren't for them we wouldn't have had an issue.
So from what I'm hearing, it's kind of boring.
by Orbots Commander
Jun 24th, 2009
01:50:07 PM
A couple friends went to the late night showing of TF2. They didn't think it was the worst thing in the world, but it wasn't so hot either. In fact, they were surprised by how dull it was, despite the robot action.

The movie could have lost 90 minutes from the run time, and you wouldn't have missed a thing. Apparently, you can sit down for the movie, watch it for a while, get up, drive away from the theater, go home, balance your checkbook, do your laundry, come back to the theater, sit down and you'd be just in time for the action packed part in the 3rd act. And the movie wouldn't have lost anything in coherence.

Sanford had an affair! Classic.
by HoboCode
Jun 24th, 2009
01:50:10 PM
Jesus the GOP is so fucked. What a tool. Happy Father's Day kids. I'll be fucking my mistress in Argentina but have fun with Mom while she and everyone else on Earth wonders where the fuck I am. Down in flames.
Good ole' Harry is so hypocritical...
by Darth Rude
Jun 24th, 2009
01:50:19 PM
You bitch about the language in the film but not 29 words into your very own review you use the word "FUCK". NICE Harry!
Fuck you Harry
by Logan_1973
Jun 24th, 2009
01:52:10 PM
I saw it and really liked it. Don't dare ask me or anyone to boycott anything.
Yes, us South Carolinians love our Governor.
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Jun 24th, 2009
01:53:00 PM
Actually, no we don't. He's a bumbling fuck.
TheLastCleric
by Qatlantis
Jun 24th, 2009
01:54:03 PM
Thanks for supporting my point; not everyone hated this movie! I agree with the Megatron/Starscream banter, it was missing almost completely in the first movie, so it was great to see them include more of it the second time around. And I'm not trying to say that this is the best movie of all time ever created, but it seems that everyone expected it to be and are totally trash talking it now and pointing out every little flaw because it wasn't. It was a fun ride and worth every penny to me!!
PantherMatt
by the new transported man
Jun 24th, 2009
01:54:12 PM
What you're not considering is that in the 25 years of Transformers, there's been a ton of literate, characterized, & sometimes very profound Transformers material in comic form. Sure, it's still robots turning into vehicles, but kids who played with Transformers in 1984 wound up dramatically expanding upon that 15-20 years later. There's a ton of good source material out there.
"Unfaithful" with a "dear, dear friend"
by HoboCode
Jun 24th, 2009
01:57:18 PM
Sanford had a gay sex romp. Count on it.
Lesson
by Cobbio
Jun 24th, 2009
01:59:15 PM
I agree, AyatollahSexyBack. Qatlantis is a studio damage controller posing as a talkbacker. He's paid to spout "This movie is SO awesome!" rhetoric into this otherwise scathingly anti-Transformers talkback. It's a typically corporate damage control tactic.

The problem is: he's lying. None of what he described actually happened.

"Insane fun!" Bullshit.

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen wasn't as mindless as people are making it out to be" Also BS.

Faceless Damage Controller named Qatlantis, this is what you should write: the movie wasn't as great as it could've been, and yeah the humor was childishly inappropriate and borderline racist, but hey, how about those explosions! Lots and lots of big explosions! Big robots fighting each other! What's not to like about that?

See how it's done, Q? Thus endeth the lesson.

No, he banged some Argentine woman.
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Jun 24th, 2009
02:01:06 PM
Hopefully she was hot.
You have to be borderline retarded...
by Fatsquatch
Jun 24th, 2009
02:01:19 PM
...to expect this movie to be good in any way. It's a silly movie franchise based on a silly cartoon. C'mon!
BILLY_BOOMSTICK Heckles: BRUNO
by zooch
Jun 24th, 2009
02:04:17 PM
Bruno is a character that is intended to make homophobes feel uncomfortable and exposed so that we can all have laugh at their expense. It's Sasha Cohen own social commentary on homophobia...and you obviously do not get it. It is completely different.
Revenge of the Fallen? Is this movie about VIAGRA?!
by Xxplosive
Jun 24th, 2009
02:04:32 PM
Is that what all of these robots are fighting for?
Transformers are not serious...
by Philvis
Jun 24th, 2009
02:05:29 PM
Go back and watch the original cartoons. They are very goofball. I don't expect the movie to be super serious and plot driven as the cartoon it was based upon was not. The original plot of every episode in The Transformers was the Decepticons trying to get energon cubes and the Autobots trying to stop them. Personally, I thought the first film had its flaws with the fact that you couldn't tell who was who during the action sequences and there tended to be commercial like sequences with the cars. Other than that, it is what it is, a cartoon made into a movie. It was an entertaining popcorn movie. That is all I expect out of the second one...a popcorn movie. My only hope is that I will be able to recognize who is who this time.
Anyone over twelve ...
by DennisMM
Jun 24th, 2009
02:06:37 PM
who cares about TF needs to examine his or her priorities. Plenty of great action films not based around toys and cartoons. Go rent the Steve McQueen version of "The Getaway" and get back to us.
There goes Sanford's presidential hopes...
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
02:06:48 PM
Which he so desperately tried for by playing to diehard conservatives in his attempt to reject federal stimulus money.
zooch, I get SBC's brand of comedy
by Heckles
Jun 24th, 2009
02:16:42 PM
Cohen is a shit disturber. Don't get me wrong, I think he's funnier than hell. I get it. Don't forget, the social commentary is essentially a crude, racist hidden camera prank show. Sure, SBC is making a big joke, that somehow justifies it? Either way, I don't care. Give be gold tooth Transformers, give me Bruno's African baby named O.J. Just don't tell me one is funny racism and the other isn't. Can't have it both ways.

And Bruno is marketed toward the same teen market as Transformers. MTV Movie Awards stunt, roll out.
Cobbio...
by Qatlantis
Jun 24th, 2009
02:17:21 PM
Just because someone doesn't agree with you, doesn't mean that their opinion is any more or less wrong than yours. I disagree with a lot of people on this post, but I'm not going to try to "school" them on how to properly document how they really felt about a movie. I loved the movie - plain and simple. I'm not overanalyzing every single plot hole and trying to say how horrible the movie was because of it. I had an insane amount of fun while watching it; you cannot try to dictate to me how I felt just because you didn't agree. And it wasn't mindless - they explain a lot about the Transformers' past and where The Fallen came from, and they involved Sam into that past. As I said, it wasn't an award-winning plot, but it was great for the movie. You don't have to agree with me, but I know that there are more people out there that do. And thank you for your opinion; even if I don't agree with you, it is still interesting to hear an opposing side... :)
I can give a fuck who some Right Wing prick is fucking.....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 24th, 2009
02:17:52 PM
....what I do give a fuck about is Obama right about to once again give the finger to the assholes that got him elected (I'm counting myself in this group....yes) and dropping a public health care option from his big Health Care Reform package. I'm sure his dear old pal Tom Daschle had nothing to do with it. Bought and fucking paid for.
Who gives a fuck what you give a fuck about, DGDB?
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Jun 24th, 2009
02:20:49 PM
Certainly not I nor many others, I suspect.
Cobbio (part 2)
by Qatlantis
Jun 24th, 2009
02:21:09 PM
...and I also wanted to clarify that I'm not a "faceless damage controller" - check out my MySpace page to learn more about me, if you like... www.myspace.com/qatlantis
SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 24th, 2009
02:21:51 PM
Who the fuck are you? You've been registered for a week and you call me out?

Funny child. Funny.

palpatinefuckedmydog
by Blanket-Man
Jun 24th, 2009
02:22:20 PM
I'll admit, it was moronic of me to assume that a PG-13 movie based on a Toy Line might not be all that bad for a 7-year-old. There are plenty of PG-13 flicks that I thought were OK for him (Spider-Man 1, Indy IV, Iron Man...). Like I wrote, I had free tix to a premiere, and I made a bad decision. Kind of like Mikey Bay did, for including a "hilarious" scene about masturbation in a Transformers flick. So fuck both of ya.
Qatlantis -- wow that is a lot of Transformers.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 24th, 2009
02:23:29 PM
I'm curious...have you ever fucked your wife with Optimus Prime?
Wheeee politics...
by Hairy Nutsack
Jun 24th, 2009
02:27:46 PM
...where it doesn't belong.

Government sponsored healthcare, yes what a brilliant idea. Give our literal lives over to the geniuses that fucked up Social Security, MediCare (which IS government sponsored healthcare BTW), and our public schools to name just a few of the absolutely moronic things government has no business being in the business of.

Give me a tax credit or a stipend and let me choose my own healthcare. The free market is ALWAYS better than the goddam self-serving politicians.

Dannyglovers_Dickblood...
by Qatlantis
Jun 24th, 2009
02:28:48 PM
No, I have not fucked my wife while wearing the Optimus Prime helmet (I'm assuming that's what you were referring to). She and I have tons of sex without the interaction of Transformers (yes, a Transformers fanatic can get laid!!) LOL
SO MUCH INFIDELITY GOING ON ...
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
02:29:08 PM
If my marriage falls apart I hope it's at least due to a sordid affair with our hot young Russian receptionist and not to too much talkbacking.
zooch...
by BILLY_BOOMSTICK
Jun 24th, 2009
02:29:31 PM
... calm down. This isn't a HuffPo talkback. ... ...like Heckles, I get Sacha Cohen's humor, but a stereotype is a stereotype; to say I can exploit this stereotype because it is for a good cause and you can't use that stereotype because it's not for a good cause is absurd. Personally, I find all stereotypes to be hilarious, and I find it even more hilarious that white people are the ones who raise the biggest stink about them. I know stereotypes are not entirely true... BUT there are some truths to them... that's what makes them so fucking funny.
STFU NUTSACK
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
02:30:05 PM
Who asked you anyway.
Hairy Nutsack
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 24th, 2009
02:30:54 PM
Its called a public healthcare OPTION, because its fucking optional. You can keep whatever the fuck you want. This would simply make an affordable government run program available for those that need it. But even that....would dig too deep in Tom Daschle's lobbyist pockets, so don't worry-- you're not gonna see jack shit under this President.
"LIKE WATCHING THE YING YANG TWINS AS ROBOTS"
by turketron_2
Jun 24th, 2009
02:31:37 PM
Is how one radio host described the sambots.
Qatlantis -- no no...not wearing a helmet.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 24th, 2009
02:31:43 PM
I mean actually fucked her with the head of a 12 inch action figure.
LET NUTSACK KEEP HIS PRIVATE PLAN
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
02:32:07 PM
The moment he gets something more than a cold he's going to find out the hard way he aint got no fucking coverage. LOL
THAT'S RUFF DGDB
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
02:32:48 PM
Damn
Dannyglovers_Dickblood...
by Qatlantis
Jun 24th, 2009
02:33:24 PM
OH!! That makes more sense. She prefers my 12" head over Prime's, but I could probably try your idea next time... :)
RE: Gov. Sanford...
by BILLY_BOOMSTICK
Jun 24th, 2009
02:33:31 PM
... the only problem with his story is that he wasn't cracking a Brazilian chick... those bitches are FREAKS!!!
I HAVE THE DARTH VADER VOICE CHANGER HELMET
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
02:36:25 PM
a cape, and a New Trek phaser. Bring Halloween on.
See...
by BILLY_BOOMSTICK
Jun 24th, 2009
02:36:26 PM
... I made a political statement and I kept it on the subject of stereotypes (Brazilians=Freaks).
Who asked me?
by Hairy Nutsack
Jun 24th, 2009
02:37:22 PM
Well DickBlood threw it out there, I was just responding. So eat me SexyBack.

And don't be retarded, I have my own healthcare NOW, they paid for 100% of the costs of birthing both of my children, and I and my wife have never had a problem getting medical care for ourselves. I know not everyone has it that good, but pardon me for wanting to keep something that's been so good and valuable to us.

It's been fun...
by Qatlantis
Jun 24th, 2009
02:39:20 PM
I've enjoyed reading and interacting with these posts for the past couple of hours, but I have to go get ready to see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen again, in IMAX! Have fun everyone!! :)
THEN LIKE DGDB SAID, KEEP IT
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
02:39:36 PM
No one will force you to drop it. A public plan option is crucial to ensure that our fellow Americans are covered too, maybe not as well as under your plan, but to have access to care.

Sorry for being so snarky before.

Bumblebee Has A Beer And Cheets On Optimus
by YotzVonFrelnik
Jun 24th, 2009
02:40:41 PM
Amid everything else, why not?
BYE, ATLANTIS PLANT
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
02:40:49 PM
Tell your corporate master we didn't buy it.
AyatollahSexyBack
by ebonic_plague
Jun 24th, 2009
02:43:22 PM
Are you going as the guy from George McFly's nightmare?

"Last night, Darth Vader came from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't ask Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."

I'll stop now...
by Hairy Nutsack
Jun 24th, 2009
02:43:32 PM
I have so many problems with what you just said Sexy I don't know where to begin, so I'm going to drop it for fear of disrupting the warranted anger towards TF2 we should all be talking about instead of this. Peace.
HARRY: ALL MICHAEL BAY MOVIES ARE LIKE THIS
by lavatory love machine
Jun 24th, 2009
02:44:53 PM
you shoul rewatch bad boys 2 ad armaggedon and you'll see the same repugnant Bay cliches on both
I've been registered for only a week?
by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform
Jun 24th, 2009
02:45:20 PM
Either my sense of time is waaaay off or you're a mathematically-challenged fuckwrench. Yeah, I'll go with the latter on this one. And no offense. I'm hungover and looking to lash out at someone.
Harry, you've got it all backwards...
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
Jun 24th, 2009
02:45:47 PM
"The Ring" was actually a damn good horror movie, one of the few since "The Shining" that was about the atmosphere and characters as opposed to the slasher crap from the 80's/90's and the torture porn shit from the 00's...so Kruger can write, maybe just on occasion, but it's possible. Meanwhile, Orci and Kurtzman have proven to be sub-mental twits with a questionable grasp of the English language time and time again, (and are so creatively bankrupt that they're only a season into their Fringe thing and have already done the same episode TWICE, the crisis on the airplane storyline)...so I'm sure all the shit is from Orci and Kurtzman, not that you'd ever admit wrongdoing on the part of anyone involved with the CINEMATIC MANIFESTATION OF GOD that is, wait for it...JJ ABRAMS "STAR TREK"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform -- you're registered to SUCK MY DICK.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 24th, 2009
02:47:25 PM
Now gag on your 12 year old daughter's first pop of the Jesus juice you MOTHERFUCKING TWAT!
"for our children?"
by Subtlety
Jun 24th, 2009
02:47:55 PM
that review took an unexpected turn at the end, even by Harry's usual standards. Gonna try as hard as I can not to go see this thing...
EBONIC - YES!!!!!!
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
02:48:18 PM
I will go as that guy absoluteluy!!! Haha I didn't make that connection!
Qatlantis -- GOD LOVES YA'
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 24th, 2009
02:48:37 PM
Re: Qatlantis
by Cobbio
Jun 24th, 2009
02:49:31 PM
Ok, I read and appreciate your two-part response to my assertion. Thank you.

But I must say I still think you're compromised. No one ever gives such a happy happy, pom-pom waving opinion of a film in these talkbacks. Even you loved the film, I think if your opinion were genuine (and not compromised), you would've talked about the film itself, and not how every theater in the cineplex you went to was packed. See, no one cares about that stuff except salesman-types who want to create buzz and sell tickets. See what I'm saying? It's never genuine.

Plus, you actually used the full name of the film when describing it, which no one here does. You're probably a nice guy and I have nothing against you personally, but your rah-rah enthusiasm for "Transformers" comes across to me as fake.

And I'm sure to other people as well.

But this is AICN, and thanks to Harry, it's an open forum. So you're welcome to keep waving your pom-poms.

NUTSACK
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
02:49:46 PM
Yes let's agree to drop it, since we'll only waste a lot of time and bandwidth to come full circle .. where I'm found to be right.
WIPE ATLANTIS' CHLOROPHYLL FROM YOUR EYES!!!!!
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
02:50:52 PM
Dont give in to his brainwashing juice!
Yeah I'm a freelancer
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
02:52:21 PM
Who could definitely use some help when it comes to insurance.
Not Gonna See It..
by filegumbo
Jun 24th, 2009
02:55:09 PM
The hyper-stereotyped, minstrel show black character went out sometime in the 90's (during an episode of "In Living Color" I believe). Even then it was attempting to make a mockery of racism. I don't think that's the case here. I bet Michael Bay thought two trash-talking Transformers would be cool. They even had the gold teeth? Were they drinking a 10W-40 ounce at the same time?
The World's End starts right here in Talkbacks...
by lostark1234
Jun 24th, 2009
02:56:49 PM
WOW. That's all I can say. I must've grown up because I haven't done the forum thing in a while and this thread is the same childish, purile, asinie, tripe as always. There's always the LOVERS, who are usually fine until you say you hate it then you MUST be an asshole because how could they possibly be wrong? Then there's the HATERS, who are complied mostly of frustrated fanboys who KNOW in their greasy little hearts that THEY could make the movie SO MUCH BETTER if someone just gave them a chance. They've been harboring their dream script for Transformers since 97, of course they never wrote it, they just mentally masturbated to the idea of their dream version that the one they saw at the theater just shat all over. Then there's just the ASSHOLES. Wanna-be street toughs who talk about "being called out" as if a forum Talkback was the wild fucking west. This place is a cowards paradise, where those who wouldn't dare open their mouths if staring someone in the face, will attempt to textually shred them, click 'post' and recline in their chair as if they were 'bad ass.' I would never tell you to shut the fuck up because it's your choice and I can always just not read your idiocy. THEN there are the TRUE JACKASSES who turn every damn forum into a Liberal v. Conservative debate. They win the gold prize for dumbfuckery. When you are so blindly aligned with one political side that you can't realize that both sides are a bunch of lying scumbags who care about their party before you, and would crush your grandmother's spine if they thought it would garner votes, then you are a bigger fool than Skid and Mudflap who while they may be black comical stereotype characters are hardly racist. I've seen the same caricatures a million times on In Living Color or any BET comedy special. Flava Flav is a WALKING TALKING Skid or Mudflap. I'm done.
Bay is like a drug addict
by lavatory love machine
Jun 24th, 2009
02:58:33 PM
I say that because the part of the review that says that crew members said that Bay was really trying to make a good movie, it reminds me of this girl at work who's a pill addict, she was trying to come clean and then she said "I got a gret deal for this" and showed us a little bottle filled with pills, and she did it with a stupid smile like saying "I know it's wrong but I couldn't resist", Bay is just like that, he tried to make it good but he overdosed on retarded comedy and bad/overcut action
Cobbio, Why?
by TheLastCleric
Jun 24th, 2009
03:00:33 PM
Why would a studio plant or whatever give two shits about this forum or this place? This film is going to make a truckload of money and anybody who thinks this site and the opinions of those who populate this place holds any kind of sway in the real world is delusional. I think what is jarring about somebody like Qatlantis is that he offers a fair and balanced take of a film despite being surrounded by people acting like it is the worst movie ever made.
"you da cow"
by lavatory love machine
Jun 24th, 2009
03:04:21 PM
"wow, Bay gets us" (family guy reference)
having typed all of that...
by lostark1234
Jun 24th, 2009
03:05:47 PM
If you yell at someone named "dannyglovers_dickblood" which I'm sure he thought was absolutely badass hilarious, then you get exactly what you deserve. What do you expect him to reply with?

Everything about him from his moniker, to his posts do more damage to him than any snappy comeback you have in your lexicon.

I weep for the poor bastard.

Mike Judge's IDIOCRACY is starting right here...
It's based on a toy it's BASED on a toy a toy
by Rufferto
Jun 24th, 2009
03:08:14 PM
OH MY. THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP EINSTEINS I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!! Can you stupid assholes come up with new material and new excuses besides posting the same garbage over and over again? And grow an original thought that isn't bull that has been shot down a million times already.
Don't listen to these fucking people..
by casale2a
Jun 24th, 2009
03:11:33 PM
I just got done seeing this movie and I thought it was amazing. Of course, I loved the first one. If you even liked the first one at all, you will like this one a lot. There's more action, more Transformers, more everything. And as for the Transformer Twins and that one guy on this site trashing them calling them "Jar Jar Binks". That is stupid as fuck. If you think about it in the first one they said they got their language and stuff from the World Wide Web. And if you think about it, they weren't that bad. I thought this movie was amazing and that may just be me. But, DON'T let what these people are saying make you think you SHOULDN'T see it if you planned on it before. Critics suck.
HILARIOUS HARRY...
by lostark1234
Jun 24th, 2009
03:11:42 PM
You're telling us to boycott the movie, while giant video ads for the thing are playing on your FRONT PAGE!

C'mon man. I've never been one for calling you out, most of the time it just stinks of jealous fanboys wishing their shitty site was getting as many hits, but DUDE!

You can't call for a boycott while advertising the movie!!!!!
racist? Nah.......
by antrell8
Jun 24th, 2009
03:13:32 PM
the actor who played 'Yakov' the one-tooth butcher isn't black at all...he's of canadian and middle eastern descent so let's not call every brown person an african american or black guy when we see one on film :) Seriously, I didn't view that part as racist at all, and I'm black, but I could tell by the accent that the character wasn't supposed to portray an black guy....I do agree with ya about some fluff, but the movie is trying to reach everyone of a lot of different demographics and it's not going to please everyone 110% of the time...some of the negative points you bring up I may not have liked either, but the audience got a chuckle out of because we're all a diverse world...take the good with the bad, but enjoy the good...I was glad to see Optimus kick some butt this time
Transformers 2 is not Hamlet, MacBeth, etc.
by Samuel Fulmer
Jun 24th, 2009
03:18:08 PM
It's more like ramblings you would find written with feces on the inside of a bathroom stall.
bonecrushersmith—stupidest comment this century
by blakindigo
Jun 24th, 2009
03:20:18 PM
Try looking up definitions of 'stereotype' and 'racism'— your apparent need to see the images you mentioned as 'accurate' depictions of racial groups makes you seem, well, uninformed to be polite.

How your twisted and ignorant comment relates to "Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen" escapes me…
I Really Liked the Movie
by lonestaricon
Jun 24th, 2009
03:26:15 PM
I saw the 1st matinee of ROTF and it was worth $5.50 and 2.5 hours of my life. I really enjoyed watching the spectacle. The only aspects that distracted me were Megan's perfectly glossed lips and the twin Autobots dialogue. The foul language was not so much offensive as it was unexpected and unnecessary to make the movie enjoyable. I am going to see this movie again soon.
I'm taking them back!
by Kakii
Jun 24th, 2009
03:37:37 PM
Randall took back porch monkey, so I'm taking back Skids and Mudflap! Skids and Mudflap 4 life
Great review Harry
by Darth Thoth
Jun 24th, 2009
03:38:06 PM
I have to see how bad this movie is with my own eyes (unfortunately).
Real Reason Harry Hates Trannies 2
by HideousSecretion
Jun 24th, 2009
03:42:32 PM
Because it makes Obama seem like an incompetent, cowardly ass willing to negotiate with evil Decepticon scum. http://www.wilshireandwashingt on.com/2009/06/transformers-a- swipe-at-obama.html
IM GOING TO HELL
by Derek Wildstarr
Jun 24th, 2009
03:53:05 PM
because i kinda enjoyed TF2.
Another Family Values Republican bites it!!
by ganymede3010
Jun 24th, 2009
03:55:24 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH Mark Sanford HAHAHAHAHA!!!
MIR HOSSEIN MOUSAVI WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
04:04:41 PM
FREEDOM!!!!!
You can't call for a boycott while advertising the movie!!!!!
by future help
Jun 24th, 2009
04:16:03 PM
too funny.
SlapStickJim = 100% accurate.
by blakindigo
Jun 24th, 2009
04:17:35 PM
D.Vader
by blakindigo
Jun 24th, 2009
04:19:52 PM
If you're in the States, ever hear of the freelancers union? Look 'em up.
This is where the argument is headed
by C A Iversen
Jun 24th, 2009
04:20:09 PM
Everything is racist. Your dog is racist, your fridge is racist, the sun is racist. Gravity is racist (white men can't jump)! Racist, racist, racist, racist, racist. Let's just milk this term. Oh yeah I forgot, spare change is racist. Lastly, I'm offended by it all. Every molecule in the universe offends me.
It's not racist...
by Arioch55
Jun 24th, 2009
04:22:54 PM
...you fat bastard, it's sterotypical. Typical over-sensitive, pc, liberal pansy-ass.
BOYCOTTING A MOVIE WHILE ACCEPTING ITS ADVERTISING
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
04:23:48 PM
Pure Capitalism.
As Vern pointed out about Michael Bay
by drturing
Jun 24th, 2009
04:24:58 PM
he put his director credit on Bad Boys II over an image of a burning cross. dude has issues when it comes to black people.
And harry man
by drturing
Jun 24th, 2009
04:25:42 PM
Are you not getting my emails? I offered to review The Hurt Locker, Cold Souls, and In The Loop for you.
HARRY: this is a movie based off a TOY line...
by Superzerotwo
Jun 24th, 2009
04:27:03 PM
...REALLY,HARRY? I take movies VERY seriously, as do you, I've made them my PROFESSION, as did you, but STILL brother, sometimes a movie is just a freaking movie. Maybe the studio heads, Bay, the writers..etc are just REALLY REALLY bad humorists and don't get the fact that they just DON'T GET IT...pulling the "it's racist!" card seems a little much to me.
drturing
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 24th, 2009
04:30:31 PM
if he won't take them, we will......

www.aintitbalenew s.com

dannyglovers.dickblood@G mail.com

Skidmarks and Pissflaps = I will not see this turd
by Nutsack
Jun 24th, 2009
04:35:42 PM
Simpson leads to Bruckheimer, Bruckheimer leads to Bay, Bay leads to suffering. This sounds just like his last horrible shitty movie, and the one before that, and so on. PLOP-SPLASH! (the fall of Michael Bay's latest turd, signaling my departure)
For the record
by mukhtabi
Jun 24th, 2009
04:43:51 PM
I did not find mudflap and skids to be at all racist, and have a hard time believing there would be such a thing as 'White' Robots or 'Black' Robots. I mean if that's true then wouldn't by logic Bumblebee be a bad ripoff of Dr. Stephen Hawking and all disabled people? Would Jetfire be derogatory of scotsmen? Is Starscream derogatory of cowards and chickens everywhere? I think all the reviewers I've read are bringing way too much baggage to this film. And Harry, if you true feel this is way too offensive a film for the family audience, I dare you... I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU to come up and actually release and distribute a large powerful family action film for everyone to watch. You got real close with John Carter. Let's see you deliver the goods just once, huh?
Hey, this movie is good!!
by SylarTheCylon
Jun 24th, 2009
04:49:27 PM
SHIT WAS SO CASH, too bad it's just a cam version for now
"Gee kettle, you're black", said the pot.
by Bartleby T. Scrivener
Jun 24th, 2009
04:50:58 PM
C'mon Harry. For you to slam the movie is one thing; but for you to bring the "the lowest forms of humor, stereotypes and racism around. Not only that, but its packaged for our children. Which makes it all the more offensive". All of a sudden you're a knee-jerk reactionary?! This from the guy who thinks Hostel 2 is good.
You guys are so old...
by Xubius
Jun 24th, 2009
05:00:38 PM
Seriously, this is the only big summer flick 09' I DID NOT fall asleep too during the second viewing. Bitch, Bitch, Bitch! You guys are nitpicking a Michael Bay movie? I laughed. I was entertained. My obligatorily "brothers from another mothers laughed too" statement inserted here and very true so it makes it PC for me to say, YOU GUYS ARE OLD. Get over yourselves. It was Michael Bay's Transformers 2? What did you expect? Bambi 2? I went to get my Big robot fight on and some hot a$$ on motorcycles. I don't know what you went for? It clearly says PG-13 as well. Would you take your 8 year old to "Angels & Demons". Ok yeah, no video game/toy tie-in but really? Would you want a Tom Hanks as "Robert Langdon" action figure? Whatever, I liked it. Can't wait to pick apart all the great ILM work in HD on my monitors once the BR's are out. As far as the racism goes, hillbillies and rednecks are ok to portray in G rated (Cars) movies but 2 Robots that probably made young minority kids laugh and feel more welcome than made fun of (and I know some fools in Flushing just like them 2) is a travesty? Maybe that picayune crap is still looked at in the way you guys are reacting but not by me and my friends here in Bayside NY. We just see an action packed, funny ass robot destruction summer movie with hot lady a$$ on motorcycles too. :) People crying racism over this only want to perpetuate it. As for the dog/leg humping. My uncles dogs do that all the time and my 5 year old cousin laughs his a$$ off. Maybe it's time to throw in the towel cause you ain't cool and you're old as ?@!# in your opinions. Diceptiwhatevers.....Mobilize! !!
Was Jazz racist in the first one?
by Heckles
Jun 24th, 2009
05:10:34 PM
Or did he act 'black' just the right amount? And why did the holographic cop in the cop car Decepticon have to be white? With a mustache? And why were the Autobots American cars? Racism and ethnocentric overtones. Sad.
Bayhem has a hardware fetish
by spud mcspud
Jun 24th, 2009
05:10:56 PM
Every other straight male on set is overcome by the sight of The Mega Fox - Bay just keeps on jizzing as his pumped-up military keeps on rolling out at his command... BAYHEM! HOO-AAH!!!

*shakes, comes in his pants*

Goddamn, that was good... Bring on more hardware!

Is it me, or are fetishes getting weirder in kids' movies? Asexual abstinent boring bastards, and now masturbatory military sequences? GodDAMN...

lol
by Shaner Jedi
Jun 24th, 2009
05:18:21 PM
ROTFL!
Kurtzman and Orci strike again!
by kwisatzhaderach
Jun 24th, 2009
05:21:59 PM
Never mind kids, Kathryn Bigelow, Michael Mann and James Cameron are here to save the cinematic day.
Enough with the racist shit!
by ZodNotGod
Jun 24th, 2009
05:34:42 PM
Good God, u people are fucking retarded! Lucas is a racist? Yeah right...I didnt even know what a Stepppen Fetchit was when the 99 reviews came out, some of them anyway, slamming Jar Jar with that garbage...I think its worse to look for racism when its not there to see it so blatantly. Dumb ass fuckers, all of you who think Lucas and Bay are racists...so goes society, we are now a nation of cry-baby, reactionary, full blown weak ass, PC pussies. FUCk you all.
Knowles Land of the lost Review
by egoing
Jun 24th, 2009
05:36:01 PM
You gushed over that pile of steaming excrement. It was far more offensive in tone and it was literally a shitty movie. I'm going to enjoy the hell out of TF2 for what it is a trill ride, a big fucking popcron movie. Not an artsy fartsy indie cinema experience. You talk about foul mouths. You are one to talk. You use the word Fuck more than Tony Montana.
Idiots!
by ZodNotGod
Jun 24th, 2009
05:36:59 PM
And how can Jar Jar be racist when he's performed by a black man? DUH! Do you think he would drag himself and his race down like that? PC Cunts.
ZodNotGod, one name for you
by Continentalop
Jun 24th, 2009
05:41:47 PM
Stepin' Fetchit. Black guy played him too.
I will love this out of spite!
by ZodNotGod
Jun 24th, 2009
05:42:31 PM
I am sure I will enjoy this now. harry, you have proven to have no crediabilty by accepting free gifts, bribes and whatever else to elicit positive reviews despite the obvious. How for fuck's sake can u dislike this film and love all over "Armageddon?" You sir are an idiot, from your Obama support alone.
CharlesThomasMathews1978...
by Hairy Nutsack
Jun 24th, 2009
05:46:26 PM
Sorry guys, I tried to end it but this halfwit asked for it.

Chaz honey, you really believe the GOP caused this crash when it was the GOP that has been calling for the reform of Freddie and Fannie for more than a decade now? If by "cause" you mean they didn't do enough to force change onto the lenders and their toxic loan policies, then I would agree with you.

Not too long ago John McCain himself attemtped to introduce legislation that would put an end to the toxic loans and fucktards like Barnie Frank and his cronies shouted McCain down before the legislation even made it out of the committee level. McCain predicted EXACTLY the mess we are in today, but here you are incorrectly blaming him and the GOP.

Sorry bucky, but the GOP weren't the ones that began this mess 10-15 years ago by "encouraging" the lenders to start giving out these toxic loans to people who never had a chance in hell of paying the loans back (loan welfare anyone?), and the GOP weren't the ones that blocked the legislation that may have stopped this economic tumble before it ever began.

There are plenty of other things that I do blame the GOP for, like spending money like drunken sailors over the entirety of Bush's term, but that pales in comparison to Obama's spending so I suppose you wouldn't be critical of that now would you?

Goddammit...
by Hairy Nutsack
Jun 24th, 2009
05:49:01 PM
...I really didn't want to jump on the fucking politics carousel again. Everyone please bite your tongue and ignore my post so we can avoid another unless and fruitless political bitch session!

Fuck why did I have to post that?!?!?

Bay tells AP "Racist bot are for the kids"
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jun 24th, 2009
05:49:36 PM
Bay tells Associated Press "the Racist bots are for the kids"!

In other news Producers and writers blame the the terrible aspects of ROFT on Bay.

What does Bay say about the critics?:

"C'mon guys critics? Give me a break. Do you all have short term memory? They killed the first one, and it still became a world-wide smash. I made this for the you, the audience!"

GOOD JOB BAY

Dumb
by ZodNotGod
Jun 24th, 2009
05:51:41 PM
99% of you assholes need to know the true definition of racist before throwing it around so freely.
This will have no legs...
by Flames gotta Eat
Jun 24th, 2009
05:57:07 PM
Let's pray bad word of mouth will kill this film in the coming weeks. I do not think it will come close to Dark Knight numbers because what shot DK to the moon were the glowing reviews and WORD OF MOUTH. Which is still extremely important today. Why do you think Hangover is doing as well as it's doing? I see at least a 50% drop in numbers for TF2 by next weekend.
Polotics and racism
by pacrone
Jun 24th, 2009
05:59:13 PM
Sawthe movie this morning. All in all it was shut your brain off entertainment. But I couldn't help but notice Skids and Mudflap as stereotypes. They speak in the worst slang and look like monkies. To be fair they didn't say they couldn't read, they just said they couldn't read the gliffs that Sam showed them because it was before there time. But come on, They looked like monkies for Christ Sake! How did they ever got past a couple of dailies screenings without someone saying" Hey, don't you think giving monkey robots stereotypical black urban voices might be seen as racist"? Alot of people in the audience laughed at their one liners but I just felt embarrassed. As for the Obama stuff, it could've been McCain that was president if he'd one the election. Principle photography was finished before the election.
BAY RESPONDS TO CHARGE OF RACISM IN TWINBOTS
by ZombieHeathLedger
Jun 24th, 2009
06:04:45 PM
http://tinyurl.com/met9gc
This board is likely more fun than the movie.
by Orbots Commander
Jun 24th, 2009
06:12:42 PM
I don't get, though, why some who didn't care for the first movie, would pay to see the sequel in a theater. Why would you be expecting better from this director?

I thought the first Transformers movie had a bit of charm to it, largely due to the Spielberg-influenced 'boy and his car' storyline. I didn't think so much of it that I'd waste $20 in a theater to see the sequel. I'll likely wait for the DVD or HBO.

Anyway, the flick is what it is. If I do go with friends I won't be expecting a coherent story or 'acting' from Lebouf or Fox (by the way, is it me or does she, despite her hotness, look really plastic-y?). I also think Bay is over rated as an action director. There are other directors, like Doug Liman, who can shoot a better action sequence. Some of Bay's movies do offer an escapist good time though, even if it is junky, like watching a badly-dubbed Japanese monster movie, which TF was obviously influenced by.

Take heart lovers of good stories and cinema, good stories are out there or coming our way. I'm looking forward to Shutter Island, and there are also many fine new novels out there which I encourage you to read.

Maybe, ZodNotGod, but maybe you should also learn the history
by Continentalop
Jun 24th, 2009
06:13:48 PM
Of racist caricatures in American History. Blackface, Minstrel shows, and such images as Picaninnies,Sambos, Darkies and Coons. Then maybe you would see where people who have a deeper understanding of America's history might be a little offended by Jar Jar Bink's resemblance to a character that Willie Best might have played, and how just because a black man portrayed him doesn't mean it can't be a racist stereotype (Stepin Fetchit and Amos N' Andy were also played by black people).

Lets put it this way - if you saw a bunch of guys wearing arm bands with Swastikas on there arms you might be alarmed, and if they insisted it wasn't because of the Nazis but because they liked Hindu culture you might be a little skeptical because really, who doesn't know about the Nazis. That is how some of us feel - really Lucas, you didn't see the resemblance between Jar Jar and some of the racist characters in the past. You're old enough to know better.

thing is...
by Lemure_v2
Jun 24th, 2009
06:14:42 PM
everything you hated about the movie, Bay stuffed in there because he doesn't give a crap and all he could see before his eyes was BIG BUDGET + 42 ROBOTS + 'SPLOSIONS + MEGAN FOX. That's it, that's all he wants - and I for one love him for making such an over the top and massively flawed film, because he can. Think he wants any awards? Pah!
Reno Wilson Funny guy - Voices Mudflap
by egoing
Jun 24th, 2009
06:17:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =GD_XmCJ_Z2Y
Hypocrisy!
by Logan_1973
Jun 24th, 2009
06:18:09 PM
The same author who endorses BORAT (and BRUNO) for being offensive and vulgar chastises another film for being just that. Harry, either you sold your soul to the devil or you're a solid flopper.
And another thing...
by Logan_1973
Jun 24th, 2009
06:19:15 PM
The cartoon had plenty of "black" bots. You purists got exactly what you wanted...
This has probably been said a dozen times already...
by kaspianwithak
Jun 24th, 2009
06:20:32 PM
"In Ways I Thought Unthinkable" holy shit, is Harry funny or what?
Great point Conti. It is called lowest common denominator
by toadkillerdog
Jun 24th, 2009
06:22:27 PM
I do not think Bay is necessarily a racist - but is insensitive as hell, and does not care, because he appeals to the lowest common denominator, and he gets his cheap laughs at the expense perpetuating a historical stereotype. Lucas, on the other hand is an out and out racist who knew damn well what he was doing, and did not care because: 1) he really is a racist, and 2) he felt burned by being forced to include a black man prominently in his first trilogy. After being pilloried for three years after Star Wars.

I also blame the writers who felt they could get away with it.

Batman and Robin bad - no way
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 24th, 2009
06:25:04 PM
Harry, for the first time in YEARS, I AGREE with you!
by W3bzpinn3r
Jun 24th, 2009
06:26:11 PM
The only film worse than Transformers 2 is the Street Fighter: Chun Li movie. And at least that wasn't remotely as gutter trash as this piece of "art". I hope when Michael Bay steps up to accept his effects Oscar he is wearing a white hood and burns a cross on the red carpet. This movie pissed me off more than anything in the last decade.
Logan_1973
by toadkillerdog
Jun 24th, 2009
06:29:25 PM
A somewhat fair point about Harry and Borat, but not entirely because Borat was a comedy that aimed to be offensive as hell. People knew going into it what they were getting. The equivalent is if you went to a Richard Pryor concert in the 70's and were offended at his language and content.

Transformers is aimed squarely at kids. It has no reason for such racist stereotypes. And the fact that the cartoon had them does not excuse it either. Plenty of cartoons were offensive or played upon stereotypes. It does not make them right.

difference between Transformers and Borat...
by W3bzpinn3r
Jun 24th, 2009
06:31:02 PM
Transformers is aimed at kids (it's a 2hr toy commercial, for christ's sake!).

Borat is aimed at retarded college students.

I dunno about you, but I don't want my 9 year old thinking ANYTHING from Transformers 2 is funny or appropriate.

Well, actually, most of the talkbackers would want their kids emulating a Michael Bay film.... bunch of classless, brainless, f'cked up liberals who have so many drugs in their systems and so spoiled by welfare that they don't have braincells anymore...

Continentalop + Others
by egoing
Jun 24th, 2009
06:32:30 PM
I think I'm intelligent enough to see a movie and not equate it with the intelligence of African-Americans. The characters are goofy comedic CG created robots. Indiana Jones re: I don't see all modern day Germans as members of the third Reich.
I would ask you not to support this movie...
by kaspianwithak
Jun 24th, 2009
06:33:16 PM
Harry, this whole motherly attitude doesn't become you. It rings false and sounds sillier than the quote I mentioned earlier. If you don't like the movie, that's fine, if it's juvenile humor flops and it's characters are lifeless, okay. IT'S MOTHERFUCKING MICHAEL BAY MAKING A MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING ROBOTS. we didn't really expect any humanity, and figured the jokes would suck.
egoing
by toadkillerdog
Jun 24th, 2009
06:40:03 PM
That is not the point. Sure, you may be smart enough not to equate the twins, and their antics with racist stereotypes: but those racist stereotypes should not be present at all. They serve no purpose other than going for a cheap joke at the expense of perpetuating historical stereotypes. There are far better ways to get humor. This smacks of K and O lazy writing. The same they exhibited in Star Trek. It also smacks of a director who doesnt give a damn either.
HaHa...
by blhotz
Jun 24th, 2009
06:45:33 PM
Aintitcool.com is being ripped on numerous other sites for all the "hate" here. About time people noticed... strange it took a Transformers sequel... I'll still gladly visit this site for mostly info but the hate has definitely gotten out of hand especially in talkbacks.
The movie sucks!
by bobbofatz
Jun 24th, 2009
06:47:14 PM
Big ffing deal. There are scenes seeming racist? So what. Everyone is racist. Which makes us all equal. In reality, there is only one race, the human race, but there is to much money to be made from keeping us divided. And the hate for Reps/Cons on this site is breathtaking. Did it occur to some of you that you are hating on a lot of really good people, who may just differ from you in a few superficial ways.
Goddam you are stupid and ignorant...
by Hairy Nutsack
Jun 24th, 2009
06:52:30 PM
First off, I am a fiscal conservative and socially pseudo-liberal. Which means I believe people should take care of their own damn selves but I am not opposed to helping them socially when they run into trouble through no fault of their own. I believe in social safety nets, I do not believe in cradle to grave socialized welfare for anyone other than those who simply cannot help their situation, such as the mentally disabled. So fuck you motherfucker, I'm no Fox News tit sucker like you so incorrectly jumped on me for.

I'm going to address one thing and one thing only from your diatribe because most of it is "Spare Chage" level stupidity and bile that isn't worth commenting on.

"...trot out the old “they were giving out loans to poor people i.e. minorities which is what YOU REALLY MEAN!"

No you stupid racist fuck, I mean people of any race that cannot afford to pay back a loan period. There are millions upon millions of people who are white that are holding these toxic home loans, ridiculously far more whites than anyone else. The fact that you think it's only minorities is incredibly telling of your racism and bigotry. Of course the fact that they are not giving out these loans to people you assumed were minorities anymore doesn't even register on your radar does it, because it completely and totally shatters your bullshit socialist world view now doesn't it?

No one should be able to get a loan if they cannot afford to pay it back period. Where oh where did the myth that anyone should be allowed to buy a home regardless of ability come from? Oh yeah, it was uber-left morons like yourself.

I, my wife, our two kids, and our little dog live in an apartment because we cannot afford a home right now. Because we believe it would be irresponsible to attempt to buy a home when we cannot afford to make the payments. I know, I know, the idea of people being responsible is a notion you simply cannot wrap your feeble mind around, but it's something we believe in and live every goddam day.

blhotz
by Orbots Commander
Jun 24th, 2009
06:56:29 PM
Kindly piss off.

I find it off to label people who didn't care for any movie as 'haters'. WTF?? What does that even *mean*? If I hated a particular novel, or magazine article, does that also make me a 'hater'?

Please go grow a brain, and *think* something through before you write or say it.

I swear, some people just don't seem to have an internal EDIT function before they spout inanities.

Waaahhh!!! Racism!!!
by magic_ninja
Jun 24th, 2009
06:57:13 PM
The only people getting offended are white people. No one else gives a shit about the racism that does not exist in this movie.
Well, okay...
by Orbots Commander
Jun 24th, 2009
07:00:22 PM
...apparently I need an 'Edit' button on this site though. (Please, Harry)

I meant to write: "I find it odd to label people who didn't care for any movie as 'haters'. WTF?? What does that even *mean*? If I didn't care for a particular novel, or magazine article, does that also make me a 'hater'?

egoing
by Continentalop
Jun 24th, 2009
07:02:17 PM
Yes, you probably are an intelligent enough person to not equate it with a certain group. But let me ask you, when you see the crows in Dumbo, do you think they are supposed to represent black people? Or how about the crows in Fritz the Cat or the animals in Coonskin? Do you see them as representing black people or just animals? And if you and others come to the conclusion they are supposed to be representing black people, why is that?

Because those cartoon characters displayed traits that have historically been used in stereotypical portrayals of black people.

That is the thing about caricatures,they display stereotypical traits. And racist or racially insensitive caricatures (which blacks have had to deal with for a long time) are mostly negative traits. And the thing is many of those (mostly negative) traits appear in both Jar Jar and the Twins.

Now you can say it is unintentional, which is a fair argument, but don't say people are reading into something when American film (and especially animation - Coal Black and the Seben Dwarves anyone?) has been using these images and associations for 80+ years to make the connotation between them and people of a certain race. That is like saying people are crazy for seeing Christian imagery in the Neo character from the Matrix just because he is the "one" and he returns from the dead. Even if such imagery wasn't intentional, it is would be very rational for people to notice it and come to a conclusion about what the filmmakers are implying.

zzzzzzz
by bobbofatz
Jun 24th, 2009
07:02:21 PM
zzzzzzzz
Hairy Nut
by bobbofatz
Jun 24th, 2009
07:07:20 PM
You seem to speak truthful. Good luck talking sense into some of these propaganda soaked sponges.
Damn, Toadkillerdog
by Continentalop
Jun 24th, 2009
07:08:57 PM
Made my point, and he did with 1/5 the words.

Concise my friend. Concise.

Bay on JarJarBots:"they were kind of written but not really writ
by BMacSmith
Jun 24th, 2009
07:10:46 PM
Bay said the twins' parts "were kind of written but not really written, so the voice actors is when we started to really kind of come up with their characters."

kinda says it all about this stinking pile of shit, doesnt it?

What was Spielberg thinking, you ask??
by Sicuv Uyall
Jun 24th, 2009
07:11:07 PM
Hmmm let's see... I made Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and that made 20 billion for some fuckin reason, so now i'm assuming people love SHIT!! I got away with this a few times before with Hook and Lost World, so why not? Fuck you, moviegoing public, I'm getting paid, bitches!!!
the newtransportedman is spot on
by Relugus
Jun 24th, 2009
07:11:46 PM
Saying Transformers can only be dumb because the cartoon was dumb is like saying Batman can only be silly because the 60s TV series was silly. Watch this and tell me Transformers is dumb: http://tinyurl.com/mjs4dg http://tinyurl.com/lvjwkb I would say Transformers has a richer universe and characters than Harry Potter, yet alas TF is treated shoddily in its adaptation. This critic sums up the problem with the film: http://tinyurl.com/m2aqrf On the DVD commentary of the first film Bay says he was initially dismissive of Transformers but saw the light, I suspect that he is still dismissive of the source material but sees it as a way to make money. Bay is a snob who won't take TF seriously, that's why he plasters every scene with "humour", he does so because he has no interest in the Transformers. This is the typical reaction of film-makers who think they are above material. Transformers started as a toyline but grew into something much more via the comics. TF is the only really serious portrayal of robots in pop culture as something more than mindless tools (Terminator) or cute pets (WALL-E, Short Circuit), portraying TFs as pets is a big no-no for me, it totally goes against the concept. The beginning of Revenge of the Fallen was hugely promising, the prologue and opening scenes work well, but as soon as the kitchen bots appear Bay's inability to take it seriously creeps in more and more. After the forest battle, the only set-piece in the film other than the opening which really feels like Transformers, the "Bay cancer" spreads throughout the film, poisoning its bloodstream. Its frustrating because great movies can be made from Transformers. Yes, some of the mythology is there, but its very heavily truncated and squeezed in rather than being at the heart of the film. Optimus, Megatron vs Starscream, and Jetfire (some funny lines but he is never allowed to be serious) work, but the rest of the robot characters are shunted into the background, largely, it seems, so we can see more of Car Car Binks and Bay's "humour". The Pretender is totally pointless. Transformers is about sentient robots, in order for that premise to work, characterisation must be a priority, which is why Bay was the wrong choice to direct.
Harry will probably love Bruno
by Pixelplays
Jun 24th, 2009
07:13:11 PM
All the talkbackers who loved Borat shouldn't talk about Transformers as offensive unless you admit Borat was, because Borat simply was. The stuff in Transformers 2 is mild compared to Borat when it comes to offending people. I saw Transformers 2 earlier today and it seemed like an even bigger version of the first Transformers film. The African American audience I was in, for the politically correct who frequent this site, laughed and seemed to love it - many applauding at the end. Have you been to a comedy film aimed at African Americans? This was tame and really not offensive, unless you are a certain PC humorless type. Lots of robots fighting - in fact fans will love it because they won't have to wait. The robot slaughter starts right away. Megan Fox has more to do in 2 and she does it well for a young actress with not a lot of roles yet... I strongly disagree with those who find fault with her... fun bits with the little robot. Shia is fine and they worked his real life hand injury in very well. Great to see Aaron Pierce from 24 playing a general. He has those military and government agent roles down pat. The dogs screwing is silly but the audience I was in laughed loud. Guess the tame souls here have never witnessed it in real life. Lots of explosions, very well shot scenes, and plenty for the chi chi folks who like boring movies on this site to hate. Including Harry who lately I've been disagreeing with. Which is good. The story made sense to me, and flowed OK, and once again I wonder how reviewers here and elsewhere can space out and not follow along. It could've been trimmed of some of the battle stuff, but that's what the movie is really about. Ignore the critics, unless you are really like them, and see this if you want. Once again proof not to take a critics word unless you really are in lockstep with everything they say.
I've learned something today......
by pdennett316
Jun 24th, 2009
07:15:50 PM
And that is that some guy called Joshua has told me I'm not allowed to dislike and criticise a movie on a site built around the idea of discussing film until I become a director.

Wowsers, thanks for the lesson. I actually agree about the lack of respect to a certain Mr Orci, but fucked if I can agree with the assertion I can't call a movie crap unless I've made one myself.

Fuck it! To get around that, I'm going to film a 5 minute short story based on the love between my left hand and my cock, written, produced and DIRECTED by me. There, now I can have an opinion again...joy! My opinion is that your assertion was bullshit of the highest order and I'll criticise whatever the hell I like.

yes you cant have an opinion unless you also direct
by BMacSmith
Jun 24th, 2009
07:17:51 PM
to crit Bayformers you also have to have millions of dollars from exploiting idiots and do a lot of coke. apologists are so bad at making excuses for this movie.
The Twins
by Helsinki_Hal
Jun 24th, 2009
07:18:00 PM
I don't really see what the big problem is. what about the people that are saying "oh well, one has a gold tooth, they talk in street slang, they can't read, and they're bumbling idiots...why...they must be making fun of black people!" like in this day and age there aren't just as many white people that act the exact same way. second, i think its pretty shitty that most of the people posting on this board are bad mouthing the movie, yet they haven't even seen it for themselves. you can all talk about how you "weep for the future of our country" based on people's opinion of a movie, but at least those people are going out and forming their own goddamn opinions. if everyone acted like you fucking pricks, then america never would have come to be and everyone would be rocking red coats. did i like the movie?? yeah, it wasn't bad. wasn't the greatest thing ever, but it wasn't this godforsaken "abomination" that people claim it to be. its been said many times already, but for fucks sake its a movie about a cartoon from the eighties. did you guys seriously expect it to win an oscar? and i feel bad for the people that say the plot doesn't make sense, you might not have liked it, but it made perfect sense. if you couldn't follow it, then maybe you should wait the Thomas the Train movie coming next summer, maybe that's more your speed.
FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
by FuckMichaelBay
Jun 24th, 2009
07:18:08 PM
FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
by FuckMichaelBay
Jun 24th, 2009
07:18:27 PM
FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
by FuckMichaelBay
Jun 24th, 2009
07:18:44 PM
FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
BAMBOOZLED was a great film!!!
by Six Demon Bag
Jun 24th, 2009
07:19:05 PM
i would like to hear Spike's opinion on this shit.
im not gonna jump on the racist bandwagon, i just want to say
by BMacSmith
Jun 24th, 2009
07:21:15 PM
this movie sucks balls.
magic_ninja...
by Hairy Nutsack
Jun 24th, 2009
07:21:25 PM
"The only people getting offended are white people. No one else gives a shit about the racism that does not exist in this movie."

There's probably an air of truth to that. I wouldn't call it racism exactly, I'd lean more towards bigotry. We should all know by now that there is always a certain amount of truth to stereotypes of this kind, whether they are supposed to be black or wiggers or whatever, that's what usually makes this sort of thing so morbidly funny sometimes. And I would agree that the reaction to this particular stereotypical portrayal may be over the top.

From a creative standpoint it's just a WTF thing. Why would alien robots choose this ridiculous behavior to emulate anymore than why would Jazz in TF1 choose to breakdance as he transforms?

Creatively the idea is ridiculous knowing the established background of these characters, even in Bay's TF universe, is that they are centuries old battle-hardened warriors...who ingest the internet when they land and apparentely then emulate the absolutely stupidest parts of Earth culture. These warriors chose to emulate wigger/street/whatever culture rather than say Rambo? Yeah that makes sense.

This movie was a bigger turd than I could've imagined...
by FuckMichaelBay
Jun 24th, 2009
07:21:26 PM
...I defy you to defend Bay after he has brazenly assumed your an idiot lemming that would lap this shit up. Flock to the theater with your children and waste your hard earned money to be insulted, when you could take them to a baseball game for the same amount.
Racist smacist
by StrokerX
Jun 24th, 2009
07:23:11 PM
there's at least 20 more reasons why this movie sucked.

and will someone tell me why the hell did the decepticons bring sams parents out to the set from transformers 1? why were they there!?

StrokerX...
by Helsinki_Hal
Jun 24th, 2009
07:27:04 PM
i assume you mean the desert scene?? they brought them out as a distraction, kind of like ransom thing, its harder to fight when you have to protect people too.
I registered just to say I'm not going to this movie!
by Ator
Jun 24th, 2009
07:32:18 PM
I've loved transformers since the 80s and was really planning on seeing this. I didn't expect it to be good. I just wanted big robots hitting each other. I'm not going to go now. The fear of giving Bay one more penny to make another film is horrifying enough to keep my away from Fallen until one of my friends rents it someday.
This movie isn't PC?
by vezner2007
Jun 24th, 2009
07:35:21 PM
Sign me up. All I want and expect out of this movie is huge robots kicking the shit out of each other. If it delivers that, then I will consider my $10 well spent on the movie ticket. I don't care about the other characters in the slightest. BTW, the new Terminator was a fucking AWESOME movie...and Harry hated it. I'm pretty sure that I'm going to really like this new Transformers movie.
Are the black dudes in Airplane racist?
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 24th, 2009
07:35:56 PM
Yawn.
Helsinki
by StrokerX
Jun 24th, 2009
07:36:47 PM
See, I don't even remember that part. The whole desert scene was a big blur of random robots being shown for a second and people running away from explosions.

I was pretty sad that I kept yawning and actually thought..."Man when is this over?" This movie was kinda poo poo.

Lockesbrokenleg
by Helsinki_Hal
Jun 24th, 2009
07:37:50 PM
LOL!!!!! good call buddy.
CharlesThomasMathews1978...
by Hairy Nutsack
Jun 24th, 2009
07:40:11 PM
Wow, are people supposed to take you seriously after your last several posts? You're a bigger stereotype than Car Car Binks here. I'm having trouble believing you're a real person at this point. FFS!

And fuck you right in your stupid goddam ass for the comments about my family and for suggesting I lack empathy for my fellow man. Building homes in Mexico, feeding Mexican orphans with my own hands, and doing years of charity work down there gives me the right say I hope you get AIDS and die you ignorant fuckrag. Enjoy some prostate cancer while your at it you fucking waste of oxygen.

Too bad you aren't here face to face so I could go Will.I.Am on your Perez Hilton like soft ass. No doubt in my mind you would crumble like tin foil when presented with a real confrontation, you cowardly internet tough guy. I'm officially done responding to your ignorant, RACIST nonsense. Enjoy the AIDS and cancer, expect zero more responses from me.

Optimus Prime = FUCKING LUNATIC
by liquids
Jun 24th, 2009
07:40:21 PM
Ummm, why is Optimus Prime taking out decepticons like a drugged up crazy man?? Ripping off faces, shooting already defeated guys in head, pulling spines, punching in neck, etc just a lot of unnessary brutality. Cant Bay do action with out overkill?? I dont think Superman, Batman or Spidey would act like this in fact they havent in there movies. So why is are hero Optimus fighting like this? Not very hero like..... FUCKING BAY
The one cool part was when
by StrokerX
Jun 24th, 2009
07:41:18 PM
the green one...I dont remember his name...he's kinda crouching down and shooting from the hip behind the humans in the desert scene...kinda looked like a Gundam.

Yeah I liked that part....so I guess it didn't totally suck...and since when (SPOILER) do they have human transformers? arent they then just terminators?

strokerx
by Helsinki_Hal
Jun 24th, 2009
07:41:27 PM
i agree, it wasn't the greatest but i got what i wanted out of it, so i'm not gonna trash it. they could have done without the whole college part for sure though! holy shit! two people on this site talking about a movie without getting at each others throats!!! i'm shocked!
Oh and
by StrokerX
Jun 24th, 2009
07:44:52 PM
Oh and Ravage was cool...but that robot he spits out...i couldnt tell if it was floating or if it like was balancing on a tail or wtf it was....
!
by Helsinki_Hal
Jun 24th, 2009
07:45:00 PM
i know exactly what part you mean, and yes he looked cool. and the forest fight was sick. pretty much anything without fighting sucked, but thats not why i wanted to see it.
ravage
by Helsinki_Hal
Jun 24th, 2009
07:46:37 PM
was like the coolest character lol. when he was shooting at the soldiers and hopping back and forth he looked awesome. i'm gonna train my dog to do that
Good review, Harry.
by #1 Zero
Jun 24th, 2009
07:48:14 PM
I haven't seen the movie but after the reviews I've read, I don't want to see it. I will probably agree with Harry after seeing it (on cable next may or june probably) but I will say this is his most lucid posting in a while. It's straightforward, lacking lewd commentary and doesn't drift into weird asides (I'm looking at you Marley and Me posting). It's weird that this site's reviews mostly refer to the racial stereotypes and maybe Arfican American comedies and Airplane are laughing with African American stereotypes while a movie like transformers isn't a parody and possibly therefore shouldn't present a stereotype at all. And I know Airplane was written by white people and maybe some of the African American comedies are too, but maybe it's just that Michael Bay is doing this that it smacks of having a racist bent. Maybe I'm just too harsh on Bay, but I read in an esquire or GQ interview where he parked his sports car in a handicapped spot during the interview for pete's sake. Sounds like a great guy.
WHY THE HELL DISLIKE HAS TO BE THE LAW HERE?
by Karimkai
Jun 24th, 2009
07:49:07 PM
From what I've been reading here for years on the AICN forums is that everyone, the majority, hates something and always try to bully someone who thinks differently. TRANSFORMERS ROTF is just another example. Now I'm not gonna get one some STFU haters mode, but opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and thinks the others stink. This is true but try to explain yourself on why the hate is there, not some "michael Bay sucks" tirade. I liked the film, there I said it, I didn't mind all the "dreaded explosions", "racist robots" or so-called "mess of a story". It was sid in the first film that the Autobots/decepticons were millions of years old so it was no surprise to me that their was ancient autonomous robotic organisms before the ones we all know and love. I noticed the little touches from G1 in the movie such as The Matrix of Leadership, energon and definitely the Megatron and Starscream's rivalry. loved Starscream's G1 cowardice was present here too. Plain and simple , I liked the film and that doesn't make me anomally, just willing to accept my own beat I dance to.
How do all those robots end up all shiny and neat
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 24th, 2009
07:51:58 PM
after every battle? How tall is Prime anyway. He was tall as the pyramid in one shot, but at the graveyard he was smaller than tombstone.
Lockesbrokenleg
by StrokerX
Jun 24th, 2009
07:53:44 PM
Actually...at that graveyard scene optimus is all dirty and even has mud caked on his windshields.
karimkai
by Helsinki_Hal
Jun 24th, 2009
07:55:00 PM
couldn't have said it better myself. People arguing about soundwave being a satellite. like they really wanted him to be a tape deck? how bout the fact that starscream is an f-22 and not an f-15. Things change for a reason, not to mention, soundwave did about as much in this movie as he did in the old show, he spit out little trasformers to do his dirty work. what else do you want?
So, yousa no like it?
by Orcus
Jun 24th, 2009
07:55:08 PM
But you used to love Jar Jar
Dumbo and Bakshi
by egoing
Jun 24th, 2009
07:56:31 PM
I can't possibly know the mindset of Disney writers/Animators had in the 1940's. It is a fact Societal norms are very much different today. Ralph Bakshi was/is a maverick. He didn't care who he offended. So, I don't know if we can apply this to someone who pretty much told society to fuck off in general.
To locksbrokenleg....
by Karimkai
Jun 24th, 2009
07:59:41 PM
I think it's Ratchet's work if it after battle But if you talking about how they look tarnished when robotic compared to vehichle form flawless look, I think it's just a ILM or storywise ploy to make them look more defined and less artificial for the camera by giving them flaws in robot form maybe
Helsinki_Hal
by Karimkai
Jun 24th, 2009
08:06:28 PM
Thanks...Soundwave's voice was close enough too. Liked that he's still up there waiting, and keeping the Decepticon's "in the know" even as the movie's over. i wonder if TF3 is made, will Blaster, the Autobot's version of soundwave, be introduced? or even UltraMagnus and Hot Rod?
People Who End Posts With "FACT"
by filegumbo
Jun 24th, 2009
08:07:14 PM
I love these posters who make a one sentence, drive-by comment and end it with FACT. As if your insightful analysis is beyond reproach, and there is no logic that can overcome it. "The only people who bitch about racism are people who are racist. FACT"--OOOOKAY SlapStickJim. Thanks for clearing that up for me. I am enlightened.
I gotta agree with Karimkai
by SpeakerForTheDead
Jun 24th, 2009
08:08:44 PM
Just the way things roll on AICN. Personally, 90% of what Harry seems to report on comes off as BS anyways. It's biased, obviously, from his point of view. I find nothing wrong with enjoying a bad movie so long as you have fun. Hell, this is a movie based on a cartoon that ripped off it's premise from two defunct Japanese toylines so they could reissue them and sell it to American kiddies. It worked on me. Hoist was a fricking actor in one episode of the cartoon. OMFG! That's so lame, blah blah blah. With years and years of contradicting source material I'm just happy seeing Optimus on the big screen. Would you prefer gorilla Beast Wars Prime? Wasn't Jazz pretty much a walking talking stereotype? Fuck people, if you enjoy it then cool, if you hated then cool. One person's opinion doesn't matter vs another, you know? Especially Harry. His movie tastes suck.
SpeakerForTheDead
by Karimkai
Jun 24th, 2009
08:15:01 PM
Well said. Optimus' presence and impact as a leader and warrior were well shown in this movie as well as the fact he no longer wasn't hesitant to battle his "brother" Megatron. Prime made Megs look like the menacing oppotunist-yet fearsome Decepticon leader we saw in G1

by Relugus
Jun 24th, 2009
08:23:04 PM
People who say "its based on a 80s cartoon" are morons. That's like saying Batman is "based off a camp 60s TV show". Like the 60s Batman shows, the 80s Transformers cartoon is ONE interpretation of Transformers. The numerous (vastly superior) comics are equally valid interpretations. FFS imagine if Chris Nolan had the same attitude to Batman that some posters here have to Transformers.
CharlesThomasMathews1978...
by filegumbo
Jun 24th, 2009
08:27:26 PM
You started this...damn you! Well, as the originator of so epic a closing phrase, you are the only one who can use it. I kinda preferred "Fuck first posters, fuck them up their asses," but that hasn't been used in a long time.
THEN WHY ARE YOU PLUGGING IT ON YOUR HOMEPAGE
by bonesMD
Jun 24th, 2009
08:34:08 PM
stand by your convictions dudes.
Relugus
by Karimkai
Jun 24th, 2009
08:37:57 PM
....and some people may not like the "interpretation" of Transformers but heck, we shouldn't try to make one another sound like a moron for haven't different opinions. I'm glad it payed homage but didn't imitate the "80's cartoon" where they are immune to human weaponry, could have destroyed humanity but chose just to fight one another and never get killed until the animated movie. In place we got these two films that were good to me. Fighting machines that posed a direct threat to humanity, showing their true destructive nature and the consequence of their war. Remember how the human world of the G1 series were like power rangers, magically rebuilt after every giant robot fight? No the movie. Thank god we didn't get the 60's Bat, wait a minute we did..ask Joel Shumacher
Mudflap and Skids are no worse than Soulja Boy
by GForce05
Jun 24th, 2009
08:44:44 PM
I used to think the same thing that Harry thought, that Mudflap and Skids were racists stereotypes, but than I remembered that the African American community elevated Soulja Boy to idol status, a guy who can barely speak English and is worse than any black face act Whites have ever put out, EVER, and then I remembered how this wasn't an isolated incident, and how the African American community makes heroes out of those kinds of people, over and over and over again, the latest examples being T-Payne, Akon, that Jamacan douche who sings that song about taking his "girl to the slums" and the chorus of his new song goes "she's cool like fire. COOL LIKE FIRE!!" Idiot doesn't even know that fire is hot, and I'm supposed to complain because some black guy voiced a robot who can't read?!? Give me a break.
Blakindigo, I am in the state- never heard of them
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
08:46:13 PM
Could you provide some elaboration? How does it work? I freelance in the film and video industry, would I qualify?
I HAVE HEARD HAIRY NUTSACK AND CHARLESTHOMASMATHEW'S ARGUMENTS
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
08:52:35 PM
and here is my verdict:

Hairy. You parroted all the standard Republican talking points with strong conviction.

Charles. You effectively debunked every last talking point with deadly precision. You made a great, patriotic case for a public healthcare plan.

Charles wins.

You have been fatwa'd.

Gforce05
by Karimkai
Jun 24th, 2009
08:53:39 PM
I hate Autotune!!! Soulja Boys sux and I'm ashamed my fellow people think it's hot music, hot shit...I was desensitized the Skids and Mudflap by the crows in Dumbo, The screaming Black dolphins of Family Guy and years of other crap that's exploited my people. It's sad many of us would rather see a fiend like R.Kelly free because "they like his music" which started sucking many moons ago if you aske me...back to the topic, Lil Wayne's even worse and many think he the best? WTF?
YOU GUYS WANNA KNOW WHAT I STARTED?
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
08:59:13 PM
ALL CAPS SUBJECT LINES.
Blhotz- what other sites are these that you speak of?
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
08:59:21 PM
That are ripping into AICN? I wanna know!
Christ, give Orci a break
by thegeorger
Jun 24th, 2009
08:59:51 PM
It amazes me how people are actually angry with him and verbally bashing him... Real classy folks. It's easy to be a know it all when you hide behind a username, but Bob Orci (assuming it's him) was kind enough to come by and share some info and thoughts with us even though people were giving him shit, many of which likely haven't even seen the movie yet. Well Bob, I hope you don't let a few douche bags stop you from commenting here in the future. I was a fan of the first Transformers, cause I knew the kind of movie I was going to see, and I enjoyed it on that level, a fun action flick. So I hope I enjoy the sequel the same way when I go see it tomorrow night.
Only people pissed about Mudflap and Skids are White!
by GForce05
Jun 24th, 2009
09:00:11 PM
The only people I can see who are making an issue out of Mudflap and Skids are White! The African American community are seeing Mudflap and Skids and nodding their head thinkin', "finally some robots that represent us!" The most famous African American's in music culture are all much worse than Mudflaps and Skids: Soulja Boy, the Ying Yang Twins, T-Payne, Lil Wayne, etc... I have always thought that South Park should do a Soulja Boy episode where they find out that Soulja Boy is really a white clansman in black face trying to give African American's a bad name, but how can you deny the obvious. There really is a segment of the community that really does behave like Mudflap and Skids and they are PROUD of it! Racism? Then what do you can a 14 year-old African America dancing around like an idiot while rapping "Watch me super soak that HOE! Super soak that HOE! Superman that HOE!" Talking about spraying down women in semen while HIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY, ADULTS, MEN, WOMEN, AND CHILDREN CLAP AND MAKE HIM A MILLIONAIRE? I'm talking about Soulja Boy by the way.
Tell R. Kelly to stop pissing on children you wise ass.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jun 24th, 2009
09:00:23 PM
Hello GForce05
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Jun 24th, 2009
09:02:15 PM
Fred would like to respond to your post -specifically the part about The "African American Community elevated Soulja Boy". Fred heartily disagrees with that assumption. There is no monolithic mind think in the African American Community. Sure, some Blacks liked Soula Boy, just as some Blacks liked Clarence Thomas. Maybe more liked Soulja Boy than Clarence Thomas, but that does not mean that the "African American Community" elevated him. A segment did. Just as as segment of whites elevated the Jonas Bros.

I coined the term, "coined the term" so FUCK OFF!
by FuckMichaelBay
Jun 24th, 2009
09:03:47 PM
FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
I started yelling "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
09:07:24 PM
Everytime I heard something I didn't like.
In todays music, you will find just as many whites
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Jun 24th, 2009
09:07:47 PM
Repeating and rapping offensive lyrics, as you do blacks. It does not make it right, but it does mean that you can not pigeonhole one ethnic group any longer.

Rap and hip hop have become universal. M&M anyone?

FRED'S BALLS! DANNYGLOVER! Hola
by Orcus
Jun 24th, 2009
09:08:36 PM
Long time Orcus no see. Long time Orcus didn't see alot of folks come to think of it
I can't wait to see this movie....
by nyj_et
Jun 24th, 2009
09:08:42 PM
...on BOOTLEG DVD!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I hope it was shot in a russian theater, with subtitles with people getting up to buy popcorn and sodas!!! I'm not gonna spend a dime on this, but I'm going to watch it for free and talk about how crappy it is and make fun of it. HATE! HATE! HATE! BOOTLEG DVD!
thegeorger
by Boborci
Jun 24th, 2009
09:10:30 PM
"I hope you don't let a few douche bags stop you from commenting here in the future. "

Not at all, being an occasional douchebag is the fun of a talkback and I reserve the right to be a douchebag, too. All part of the fun!

Wow, Orcus!
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Jun 24th, 2009
09:10:51 PM
Hello! Fred is very happy to see you posting. It has indeed been quite a while. Fred thought you might have gotten lost doing you mystic time traveling.
Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
by GForce05
Jun 24th, 2009
09:13:13 PM
Ok fine. A segment of the community. Fine. But your mistake is comparing Jonas Brothers to Soulja Boy. I'm not a fan of either, but the Jonas Brothers could easily do what Soulja Boy does - dance around and poorly rhythme words together, whereas Soulja Boy definitely could NOT do what the Jonas Brothers do - actually play instruments and sing in tune.
Nah, Facebook Fred
by Orcus
Jun 24th, 2009
09:13:32 PM
Newfangled tings catch Orcus' eye
Actually Fred, I brought up a similar point in another TB
by Continentalop
Jun 24th, 2009
09:13:58 PM
And raised the question is Bay making a racist stereotype or is ridiculing a culture and trend that he doesn't like - hip-hop/urban/ghetto rap culture. I guess the question is does he seem to be acting like Michael Richards or is he acting like Chris Rock and his whole "Keeping it real...real stupid!" skit.
Time hasn't improved Orcus' spelling either
by Orcus
Jun 24th, 2009
09:14:11 PM
Things
But Flavor Flav could do what the Jonas Bros do
by nyj_et
Jun 24th, 2009
09:14:44 PM
He's a musician trained in numerous instruments. Including piano and drums.
Hello Mr. Boborci - if that is indeed your name! Hee hee
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Jun 24th, 2009
09:15:36 PM
Fred has a question, and please forgive Fred if you have answered this before. Were you responsible for painting such a broad and out of date stereotype, or was it an improv by the voice actors that was allowed to stay in the final cut?
Oh fuck. Bob showed up
by Continentalop
Jun 24th, 2009
09:16:24 PM
If he is the real Bob Orci, I just imagine him at a keyboard with a big smug grin on his face as he types.
"Y'all have a president. What more do you want?"
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 24th, 2009
09:17:06 PM
I can't believe somebody said that.
Fred understands new tings Orcus!
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Jun 24th, 2009
09:17:50 PM
Hee hee.

Fred has been absent from the boards for a while.

by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
by GForce05
Jun 24th, 2009
09:19:07 PM
Yeah, Eminem sucks. His music is an embarrassment. Even Lil Wayne is more talented than Eminem. I'm not going to disagree. The fact that people call either the greatest rapper alive says volumes about the sorry state of hip-hop. Tupac4life.
Why exactly is it racist to show a black guy with bad teeth?
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 24th, 2009
09:19:14 PM
Was Austin Powers a racist movie? They made tons of jokes about his bad teeth. By Harry's logic, it was racist against Brits. Did Harry pop a zit over it? I think not. Get a life, screwjobs.
And Harry calling a PG-13 movie "foul-mouthed"?
by Snake Foreskin
Jun 24th, 2009
09:20:46 PM
Are you serious? Wanker!
GForce05 - What about Marilyn Manson?
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Jun 24th, 2009
09:22:00 PM
For every Black performer that you or Fred might find "offensive", Fred is certain that an equal number of white performers can be found. The difference is, that the some want to label an entire community (African American) by the actions of a few.
Continentalop
by GForce05
Jun 24th, 2009
09:24:44 PM
I don't think Bay is making fun of the hip-hop/urban/ghetto community at all! I think he is paying tribute to them to make money! It just so happens that hip-hop culture is such an embarrassment that any attempt at tribute seems like a bad stereotype, because that is basically what hip-hop culture is at this point. Case in point: Soulja Boy.
Snake, if I can't tell the difference between...
by Continentalop
Jun 24th, 2009
09:25:07 PM
...a good natured joke aimed at a British caricature and a joke that brings up a hundred years of slanderous stereotypes, I ain't going to take the time to explain it. But I will give you a hint - one laughed with them, one seems to be laughing at them.
Not Orci, Orcus. Orcus hates it when folks get his name wrong
by Orcus
Jun 24th, 2009
09:26:01 PM
It was bound to happen
It wasn't bad
by Scumcock
Jun 24th, 2009
09:26:21 PM
Certainly not as bad as the reviews here made it out to be, and sure as Hell worth the ticket price. Mudflap and Skids were nowhere near as scandalous as I was hoping they'd be either. You cunts need to grow some fuckin' perspective.
Heyya Orcus!
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
09:29:13 PM
Been awhile.
Continentalop
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Jun 24th, 2009
09:29:48 PM
Fred thinks some people are too quick to use the word "racist" when in fact it should be "racially insensitive". Fred does not believe that it is the duty of a Director or writers to provide "sterling examples of racial pride" in their movies. And broad ethnic based humor has it's place and can be very entertaining. But when only the stereotype is presented (which should not be case at all -hence the insensitivity) then you are left with an unbalanced view point, which can lead some folks into really thinking "hey African Americans really behave that way". When in fact, the only knowledge they have of such alleged behavior comes from TV and movies.
"Shakesphere"
by 2007
Jun 24th, 2009
09:31:13 PM
it's really easy to talk about the need for great story and plot... How a film is hard to watch if it doesn't commit to real drama of any sort, and ruins any sense of real tension with Comedic Beats Then why the fuck does EVERYONE around love the EVIL DEAD series? why is Hangover the runaway hit with the critics(not just on here) it's called going into a movie and knowing it's a comedy, a bruce campbell film. it's not shakespere,it's fun, just as any comedy is fun. but then of course, how can you earn your strips as a critic if you don't do the impossible...point out the story and acting flaws is a bay summer movie kudos
AyatollahSexyBack...
by Hairy Nutsack
Jun 24th, 2009
09:31:46 PM
Republican talking points? Conservative maybe, I find very little to admire within the Republican party. I dunno if there's a party for my beliefs exactly, but I've heard it called constructionist or constitutionalist.

So your gonna criticize me for using "Rep talking points" (as if) but give him a pass for parroting Keith Olberman and Michael Moore? LMFAO, ain't that rich? Very neutral evaluation of what I shudder to even call a debate considering the bullshit he levelled at me.

But seriously, a patriotic argument for healthcare? Now that's hilarious, he's a fucking Canadian, a person who sucks on the teet of grandma government for his entire life, from a country whose population is a tenth of the US's but thinks for some reason that their opinion matters oh so much more than anyone else's. A country whose population hates us for being capitalists, but can't sustain their own economy without our capitalism as a foundation.

Canada, America's hat!

(and I sincerely apologize to any other Canadians here, I think Michael Bay's use of stereotypes has had a negative influence on me)

D.Vader!
by Orcus
Jun 24th, 2009
09:32:29 PM
Orcus took a bit of a hiatus, still lurked though. What did Orcus miss?
frank
by frank cotton
Jun 24th, 2009
09:33:48 PM
sometimes refers to himself in the third-person, and is not above trolling on occasion
BobOrci
by thegeorger
Jun 24th, 2009
09:38:15 PM
That was touching, I think you just inspired me to write a movie called "The Occasional Douchebag"
The Apocalypse, Orcus
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
09:38:36 PM
That's all. But you're back just in time for the great Bayformers Battle Royale.
Goddammit Charles....
by Hairy Nutsack
Jun 24th, 2009
09:39:30 PM
...that post to Orci was actually pretty goddam funny (especially the first half), but Jesus Christ lay off a little so he'll talk to us.
FOAD joshuavance1701
by Chief Joseph
Jun 24th, 2009
09:39:57 PM
You fucking plant.
And Bob Orci, please kill yourself. That is all.
Orcus
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Jun 24th, 2009
09:41:23 PM
Fred was third person speaker for quite a while, Fred glad you are back.
D.Vader
by Orcus
Jun 24th, 2009
09:41:26 PM
Orcus' luck, the Apocalypse will include his 37th banning
"The Occasional Douchebag"
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
09:42:47 PM
I'd see it. Sounds like a lot of people I know.
Looks like we're getting the band back together
by Orcus
Jun 24th, 2009
09:44:44 PM
Now all we need is JPT, Lost Jarv, Xiphos and a few others
What was your 33rd banning?
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
09:46:12 PM
Was that during that who ShitGirl debacle? Or was that the first?
That's what the Twitch TB is for, Orcus
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
09:47:54 PM
Though I think JPT has dropped out for awhile due to... differences with the rest of us.
Hairy Nutsack
by thegeorger
Jun 24th, 2009
09:50:40 PM
To be fair only one line of the post was directed at Orci, and you missed the point... I find it interesting hearing what professionals in the industry have to say about their material (again, assuming it's actually Bob Orci), I DON'T care to hear a bunch of faceless pricks spout off every insult they can think of, with no real point. I can go to any random forum or talkback on the net for that.
After getting hit with the banhammer so many times
by Orcus
Jun 24th, 2009
09:50:41 PM
Orcus forgets. Still trying to get the dents out of his pointy eared skull
The what debacle?
by Orcus
Jun 24th, 2009
09:51:51 PM
What happened there?
D.Vader
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Jun 24th, 2009
09:52:55 PM
Fred has been absent for a while, what happened with Just Pillow Talk?
WHO WANTS TO SEE DOGS FUCKING EACH OTHER???
by darius25
Jun 24th, 2009
09:54:57 PM
... when u can get crazy bot on bot action, driving a train thru Michael Bay ahem...
Fred
by Orcus
Jun 24th, 2009
09:55:32 PM
It seems the party is in thread 41375
I have a sneaking suspicion...
by Anna Valerious
Jun 24th, 2009
09:59:40 PM
...that the Farrelly Brothers are secretly directing half of these movies. I thought the marijuana brownie part was hilarious, dammit. And come on, the granny flipping the bird from the first one (Homer Simpson's definition of 'quirky') is total Farrelly.
ganymede3010
by Chief Joseph
Jun 24th, 2009
10:01:16 PM
ganymede3010, weren't you one of the guys defending this movie a few days ago, or am I wrong?
If so, this movie must be REALLY bad.
Remember Wonder ShoWzen.......
by theycallmemrtibbs
Jun 24th, 2009
10:05:50 PM
" EVERYONE IS A LITTLE RACIST "

.... SOMETIMES"

Needs more people defending Bay's Racism..
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Jun 24th, 2009
10:06:42 PM
For the kids......

Money equals quality

Fred, I have been corrected by Xiphos, it was not JPT...
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
10:08:46 PM
That dropped out bc of disagreements with us. It was someone else, and right now I'm forgetting his name. Damn these dirty Arnold Palmers.
Orcus
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
10:09:37 PM
Why did I think you had been banned during all the crap that went down in the ScriptGirl talkbacks last summer?
I'm confused racist???
by Eddie_T_Head
Jun 24th, 2009
10:10:19 PM
I'm new to posting but I wanted to say thank you to Harry for this site I do read it everyday but this is the first time I felt I needed to comment. With that being said I have read the articles about this and I am shocked at the out come. So let me get this right so called "hip hop" street talk is portrayed by robots in this movie and people are crying racist? Who is more racist you just accused all people who speak slang are of colour? What??? That seems racist to me. Last time I checked street slang and hip hop slang is spoken by people of all colors. So how is poking Fun Of a culture (hip hop whatever you want to refer to it as) Suddenly a race? So I guess thAt meAns groundkeeper Willie needs to be pulled of the air cause he is a racist view of Scottish people. It's a stereotype of a culture Harry not a race. Not all Irish peoe eat potatos and get drunk either. I feel people are kneejerking the PC boat. To further illustrate my point I shall now direct you to a insane clown posse fan most are shite and sound no different than skids or mudflap.
So wait, what happend in the scriptgirl thread?
by Orcus
Jun 24th, 2009
10:13:17 PM
Which thread was it?
Sorry about that
by Eddie_T_Head
Jun 24th, 2009
10:14:24 PM
I'm writing from my iPhone and i typed "shite" at the end there I meant " white" sorry about that.
Bob, I STILL want that Mt.Everest shot.
by Shermdawg
Jun 24th, 2009
10:16:19 PM
Hairy Nutsack
by thegeorger
Jun 24th, 2009
10:17:13 PM
You give Americans a bad name buddy... You clearly have no clue what you're talking about when it comes to Canada... Or your own country for that matter. Canada is an amazing country, and you are a ignorant douche. America needs Canada just like Canada needs America, anyone who doesn't get that is a moron.
Man my memory must be terrible tonight
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
10:17:43 PM
I've already screwed up two stories. Orcus, the ScriptGirl thing was last summer. I wasn't there (perhaps that's why I'm remembering this wrong), but apparently, when she first started out, a bunch of people called her out on her shit, some made a bunch of crude jokes at her expense, and a LOT of people got banned, many people very undeservedly so. I thought you were one of those lost during the SG debacle. I thought your name was mentioned around then. It must have been for something else...
Work that, and a snow sequence in for me...
by Shermdawg
Jun 24th, 2009
10:18:44 PM
...if y'all write a third.
OK
by Orcus
Jun 24th, 2009
10:25:40 PM
Seriously Orcus doesn't understand why she's here. Is she now a part of AICN because it appears she has her own thing going on. Nice tits though
A snow sequence would be (visually) very cool
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
10:30:16 PM
I'd like an extreme long shot of an all out robot battle royale. But with Bay, chances of my seeing that are very slim.
No , Orcus, she's NOT part of AICN
by D.Vader
Jun 24th, 2009
10:34:38 PM
And that's the problem. Harry likes to pretend she is and likes to sell her to us like she's doing all these columns for us... but its all still bullshit. She makes these videos to get noticed and she makes them for YouTube. That's all. Harry just embeds them here. But he likes to lie and pretend she's part of the gang.

I will agree, she does have some nice tits. But that doesn't take away from the fact that she doesn't belong here.

It's okay guys, I told Mikey it was okay!!
by MICHAEL_BAYS_BLACK_FRIEND
Jun 24th, 2009
10:34:59 PM
He brought me to his crib, yo, and he said I heard you like black people, so let's put a black person in a Transformer, dawg, and pimp that robot out. Sometimes Mike let's me hang out at his bbqs, and he tells me how much he likes The Wire and rap music. It's cool!
I love this film
by holen2junior
Jun 24th, 2009
10:41:34 PM
well what I have to say Is that I see stuff like this every fucking day. seriously, their just goofy heroes that see in comic books or t.v. shows It just harmless fun
Ok, lets grab our drinks and head over to the other thread
by Orcus
Jun 24th, 2009
10:44:40 PM
This looks like it will get ugly, no need for a 38th banning. Why does trouble follow Orcus?
Tommy999
by Exterminans
Jun 24th, 2009
10:49:43 PM
"honestly I'm not in it to be experience a story that will blow my mind.. I'm in it to see stuff from my childhood realized in a ooo that looks fucking awesome kinda way, and that's why I enjoyed it: That attitude from the average filmgoer is why Hollywood doesn't bother to raise it's own standards when it comes to summer movies. The audience doesn't give a shit so why should they.
Whoopty shit
by VonThunderballs
Jun 24th, 2009
10:50:42 PM
It was still a pretty fun movie to watch. Take it for what it is: a popcorn movie. you're reading too much into things bud.
you guys are funny
by Moviegimp
Jun 24th, 2009
10:51:30 PM
This talk back is just like the movie, loud, dumb and full of bad language.
boo fucking hoo
by gusradio
Jun 24th, 2009
10:54:01 PM
has the river I'm crying made it to Texas yet? Ah shucks a ding dang doo, thems robotz'r all the racists type. I need to cut it with the redneck stereo typin' me damn self. Oh wait. I'm sure Martin King is rolling in his grave over this, like for reals yo! You do realize they probably included those "Hip Hop" robots in a shallow attempt to appeal to a demographic? Ah who gives a fuck? I did however,want to see this movie fail on it's true tortured weakness, not the 7th crappy thing down the list.
A slap in the face to moviegoers!
by shartron
Jun 24th, 2009
10:55:54 PM
Pure garbage. I didn't know there was a mountain range by the Smithsonian. Same goes with the scene that says "New Jersey" on the screen and you clearly see mountains in the distance. Lazy filmmaking. The parents should have been disemboweled so we wouldn't have to hear their annoying one-liners. Turturro was embarassing along with every visual "gag" already stated previously. And the tagalong roomie was a hoot!
The movie was utter shit
by Exterminans
Jun 24th, 2009
10:57:25 PM

It can barely even be called a film.

All involved should be ashamed of this shit.

South Park and Bay
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 24th, 2009
11:03:04 PM
Reading a review from Steven Lebowitz and he quotes South Park :

"...A couple of years ago the television show “South Park” put out a 3-part episode entitled, “Imaginationland” that went on to win an Emmy. In the episode, terrorists have taken over our imaginations in Imaginationland and the US government enlists the help of some Hollywood filmmakers to help come up with ideas to help stop the terrorist. One of the directors they enlist to try to help them was Michael Bay.

Michael Bay offers some great actions sequences which anger a general to say, “Those aren’t ideas. Those are special effects!” A confused Michael Bay replies, “I don’t understand the difference.” “I know you don’t”, says the general."

Stereotypes.
by ReportAbuse
Jun 24th, 2009
11:08:26 PM
We know they're exaggerations but if there wasn't any truth to them they would be unrecognizable and baffling. In the media's paranoia to avoid any intimation of offense, we end up with (e.g.) commercials where ONLY the white man can be the butt of the joke.
What's NOT to like????
by Lauryn2000
Jun 24th, 2009
11:10:28 PM
Once a year I leave my mark,just came back from seeing Prime and friends.Action?Lots of it...did it make any fuking sense??HELL NO...and that's what "summer blockbusters" are all about.Now being a black female,I did not take The Twin to be racial parody,after all Autobots learn everything,from downloadinf shit from the world wide web.Somehow these two found their way on some idiots My Space..MudFlaps sure sounded like Paul Wall.Megan Fox was purely "eye candy" in this one,losing her "hot wire/grap the tow truck" moment she had in the first film. Transformers reminded me of Bad Boys II which had to be the most FOUL MOUTHED movie,I ever watched in a theater. It is what it is,if you were looking for "Dark Knight" type-sequel...I guessed you got "Pawned",if you went in to see shit get blown up and Chevy's new line up of cars (coming to a checy dealer near you) than you was in for a treat......why must every summer movie be "The Notebook"..?? I'm audi...til next year..I think..
remember when Starscream turned into a ghost?
by darthwaz1
Jun 24th, 2009
11:15:00 PM
in the later episodes...how fucking gay was that?
ReportAbuse
by Freds_Balls_in_a_Mason_Jar
Jun 24th, 2009
11:15:54 PM
Most stereotypes are culled from the most extreme and negative behavioral trait. They are far from the norm, but because they become associated with a particular group, over time they become an 'accepted' way of thinking about that group. Their( the stereotype) legitimacy comes not from the truth, but from the acceptance of it as truth because it has been reinforced in mass media and pop culture over time.
Skidz & Mudflap
by Logan_1973
Jun 24th, 2009
11:17:07 PM
To me are throwbacks to the cartoon, which had severeal characters with african-american qualities, and served little other purpose than to provide laughs. The purists asked for more cartoon stuff, they got it.
Transformers and Modern Western Society
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 24th, 2009
11:20:46 PM
Bill Maher was recently talking about Greed not being good, referring of course to that quote from Gordon Gekko from Wall Street. He then goes on to talk about how our problem in relation to greed is the common thread to our financial meltdown, climate chage and healthcare. Its definetely worth a look and Bill is on the mark.

Bay seems to be the personification or "greed is good", more and more, excess is better. Its this criticism of Bay which has been a common thread throughout the reviews.

"Why have a tight 100 minute movie, lets expand it out to 151 minutes. Why have 10 or so robots we can really focus on, give me 40+. More explosions, more, more, MORE!!!"

But then again Bay has always been like this, you give a guy tonnes of money, who is known for a lack of constraint, and spending up big, the outcome is expected.

From a Studio perspective, does anyone oversee him, or is it a case of "you made tonnes of money last time, go for it and make tonnes of money this time", is there micromanagement, project reviews etc ?

god, shut the fuck up
by grandlarseny
Jun 24th, 2009
11:29:21 PM
This is honestly the first time I've felt frustrated with this website. I saw TF2 today, and I basically enjoyed the hell out of it. The whole crowd was in to it and even applauded at the end. YES, there is some stupid, low-brow humor that I found annoying. But you know what? I DON'T FUCKING CARE! I came to the theater to see giant fucking robots fight each other and that's exactly what I got. As far as the racism goes... This honestly never occurred to me once in my viewing of TF2. I found the twins a little obnoxious and unnecessary but I didn't realize they were apparently some kind of racial slur? This sounds more like someone who was prepared to hate this movie looking for things to hate about it. Yeah, the movie is seriously flawed in ALL THE SAME WAYS EVERY MICHAEL BAY MOVIE IS. The sweeping, epic shots of people who are just standing there. The obnoxious exposition, the crappy dialogue. Whatever. The point is I had a blast watching this movie. It will not win any awards and I didn't expect to see a movie like that. What this movie DID have was seriously awesome action, transformers looking for energon, some awesome backstory about the transformers' species, and that dynamic between Megatron and Starscream that I was missing in the first movie. Harry, did you hate the original cartoon movie as well? Did you think Arcee (the female motorcycle autobot) was misogynistic? Do you remember when Bumblebee said "oh shit!" in a children's movie? Cuz if you did hate that movie, then fine, I guess you were predisposed to hate this one too. The thing that gets me is you're using this "racism" thing (that I really didn't see, but maybe I'm just a moron) like it makes your opinion untouchable. Like, "how can anyone say they liked the movie now that I've said it was racist?" Ugh
My kid is gonna be PISSED when I tell her NO.
by Pixelsmack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:29:39 PM
After reading all these there is no way she is seeing this. TF1 was borderline here and there but this is just unacceptable. There's was subtle racism at the start of TF1 with the entire "hey mammy" salesmen scene. Always made me shift a little especially when the two black ladies behind me in the theater said, (and ironically) "Oh hell no! He did *not* just say that!" I can't even imagine this.
Charles and Joshua
by ChanceMinter
Jun 24th, 2009
11:31:14 PM
Charles first: You were a dick. Plain and simple. That dude came on here to talk, and you acted like an ass. You aren't better then him. In fact, you're a lesser person for how you treated him. Canada is awesome. I love Canada. I've worked in Canada, but Canada has its fair share of fucking problems bud. Rednecks exist there. Rapists, murderers, they exist. Walking in Downtown Van, you're going to see people shooting up on the street. Thats no better than any city. I give you all the free healthcare, but in return look at the taxes you pay. Every country has its pro's and con's. Don't act like yours is any better than ours. Joshua: I agree with you 100% and its for this line: "It's one thing to not like the results of a film but when people start attacking the artists or creators as if THEY COULD FUCKING DO ANY BETTER ..." Apparently everyone over looked that remark. You aren't saying you have to be a filmmaker to critique the result of the film, but you should at least be someone who has accomplished something to critique a person behind it. Everyone fucks up. Everyone has different tastes. But to bash the person themself, well... that just shows how trashy a person you are. I agree 110% with everything you said. So bravo. You were on point.
You said it, Devil -
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Jun 24th, 2009
11:40:47 PM
This movie isn't racist. You know why it's not racist? The supposedly "racist" characters ... are robots! THEY ARE BRIGHT CANDY-APPLE RED AND SOUR-APPLE GREEN! They are not "black" people. They are a PAIR OF ROBOTS! Who says they're black? You? Because the swear and have gold teeth and talk funny? Why does that make YOU think of black people? Me, I thought of two robots. Where are you getting the idea they're black? Is it from your own ... racism?
All Respect, Though ...
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Jun 24th, 2009
11:41:32 PM
Harry, you still have my respect, and the above comment's not meant for you - you say what you feel.
I liked the Jordanian intelligence agency
by ilovemrdoe
Jun 24th, 2009
11:41:35 PM
When they see Sam's face on a computer screen, and quickly pick up a phone and literally all they say is "Allahu Akbar"
it seems to me that people that scream racist
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 24th, 2009
11:43:25 PM
are usually the biggest assholes you'll ever meet.
THUSSPAKESPYMUNK, EVEN THROUGH THE DENSE FOG OF THE INTERWEBS
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:48:12 PM
I can sense the intensity of your retardation pulsing through my monitor. Do something about that. Try multi-vitamins and ginseng candy.
PIXELSMACK - GOOD ON YA
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 24th, 2009
11:55:24 PM
Not only will you teach your daughter that racism is not to be rewarded, but also that Megan Fox is not to be emulated. Win-win.
All the negetivity
by ziggee38
Jun 24th, 2009
11:57:36 PM
Not sure i understand all the negativity for this film. I'm not going to revert to the "It's a pocorn movie" defense. Quite frankly, that is a weak defense. I understand people's desire to to want to be entertained by the films they go see....I myself have seen this twice and will see it again this weekend, I found it rather enjoyable. I can understand why some may not like this film, but the utter disdain baffles me. It's as if the filmmakers personally ripped your heart out and eat it with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Sure, I have disliked some films, but you know what, I just don't go see them. I certainly don't think it's viable to slander someone just cause they like certain films that you may not like. Alot of people are holding James Cameron up on some pedestal. I'm sure AVATAR will be a home run, it better be considering he has not made a non doc in over 10 years, but honestly, he has made one great film (Terminator) and the rest are meh. Go back and watch T2, there is as much goofy, awkward humor in that film as there is in ROTF...Bay just jazzed it up a bit. As for the racism...I never once thought the twins were making fun of anyone but white trash guys. sometimes it's as if people are just searching for things to call racist. p.s. if not for Heath Ledger, DARK KNIGHT would be....meh
You guys kidding?
by Hairy Nutsack
Jun 25th, 2009
12:00:10 AM
I'm not sure this issue deserves this much attention, but at the very least these bots are racial stereotypes put into the film for laughs. Call it racism or bigotry or whatever, but it's certainly a discussion worth having.

I think there's more than a little hypocrisy here though. There's been plenty of racism used for comedic effect in a myriad of films these same reviewers, here and elsewhere, have never said word one about because they like the movies the scenes were in.

Two biggies that come to mind immediately are Blazing Saddles and Animal House. Hell, there isn't a single Mel Brooks movie that doesn't have wanton displays of racism of one kind or another, especially directed at his own race.

So yeah, there's an overreaction going on here, but at the same time Bay and pals should have fucking known better. (But really people, isn't this just one of a billion things wrong with this movie anyway, rather a minor problem compared to most everything else)

If there was a God
by Magnum Opus
Jun 25th, 2009
12:00:12 AM
He would smite everyone that likes this movie, thus drastically improving humanity by removing the bottom level of the gene pool. He should probably give actual retards a pass, and children under 12, but everyone else dumb enough to actually be entertained by this should go.
I watched the first Transformers
by LeeMajors
Jun 25th, 2009
12:01:58 AM
But I have no idea what happened. I mean, apart from what I can guess.
Chance
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 25th, 2009
12:02:18 AM
You are on the mark re Charles, but have to be careful when we go down Joshua's track re accomplish something. That is very subjective.

Agree Bob didnt have to come here, he chose to, and surely its important that he hears from the fans, he may dismiss them and focus on bottom line, like Bay does, but that is up to him.

Whilst some of the comments were overly critical, most of them were very fair and are reflective of what a lot of people are commenting about whether they be professional reviewers or a Transformers fan.

Magnum Opus
by Relugus
Jun 25th, 2009
12:06:45 AM
Primus would beat the shit out of God.
Spymunk is a better person than most, maybe
by D.Vader
Jun 25th, 2009
12:07:13 AM
Because I don't have *any* respect for Harry, like I once did when I was 15.
ziggee38
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 25th, 2009
12:09:25 AM
Have you seen Aliens (different movie to the first one, but its really well done action, with some great characters) or T2 ?

The Abyss is underrated IMHO

Titanic (am not a fan), but it has a place in a lot of people's heart, and True Lies was fun.

It's nice how this site gets free advertising
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
12:11:57 AM
When some reviewer here hypes up something enough people come to this site and blab about shit.
big goof
by ziggee38
Jun 25th, 2009
12:13:38 AM
Yikes...I did forget about The Ayss...you are right, very underrated...especially the extended cut. And yes, True Lies was ok. as for Aliens, it was enjoyable for sure, but I wasn't a fan of having more action and less suspense then the first. My point is that while Camron did have some good hits, he is in no way the end all be all of filmmaking
Wait, Magnum Opus...
by D.Vader
Jun 25th, 2009
12:14:06 AM
Does that include everyone that enjoyed this film, but also loves Seven Samurai and 2001?

Idiot. Don't boil this down to such an immature and moronic statement along the lines of "only idiots are entertained by this". Give me a fucking break.

Magnus Opus - If there is a god
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 25th, 2009
12:16:03 AM
He/She hasn't done a very good job. Might say that there is a God for every planet, we got the George Bush one, C grade student. "....hmmmm oops, dropped my beer, another Tsunami". "Yeah need to do my homework and do something about Africa, hmmm or watch some suns exploding with my buds, yeah Africa can wait another 100,000 years or so".
Regarding the advertising...
by Hairy Nutsack
Jun 25th, 2009
12:19:04 AM
With the constantly rotating banner ads that AICN has, it's pretty damn unfair to criticize them for lambasting a movie whose ads they have on their site when they have no control over what banner pics the ad agency sends to this sight through their server. Soon the banner pics will be Harry Potter, a movie most on this site will love, and still AICN will have no control over what banner pics the server sends them. That's how the ad banners work boys, AICN doesn't control them, and naturally they'd be fools to say no to the money, would you?
ziggee38
by shartron
Jun 25th, 2009
12:19:05 AM
Terminator was the only great film Cameron made??? Aliens? T2? Aliens is one of the best sci-fi action films ever made. True Lies and The Abyss weren't too shabby either. All of these films share 2 common things: Good writing and great effects. Bay got one of those right. Makes for a very shallow film.
Oops!
by shartron
Jun 25th, 2009
12:20:29 AM
Guess I should post faster!
shartron
by ziggee38
Jun 25th, 2009
12:22:38 AM
I agree, ROTF was a shallow film, but I found it fun. T2 was nothing more then a "boy and his 'bot" again, I'm not saying most of his films were bad, I just wouldn't call them great.
SHIA IS A DAMN PROFESSIONAL!!!
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
12:24:58 AM
He did that movie with a BROKEN HAND!!! Damn professional.
What's left to save the summer?
by shartron
Jun 25th, 2009
12:25:04 AM
Just Harry Potter? Am I missing any other tentpole films?
shartron...
by Hairy Nutsack
Jun 25th, 2009
12:25:48 AM
Actually one of the things I love about True Lies is the seeming lack of sfx. I know they're there, but they are few and far between.

The harrier scene at the end is amazing, and most of that was a practical shot done by hanging the jet off of a crane on the building. Nowadays that whole scene would be boring ass CGI, CGI has its uses, but I love a director that has the balls to go practical when he can.

Racist?
by jsherry
Jun 25th, 2009
12:25:59 AM
I'm up in the air on this one. I've heard my 5 year old approximate Scatman Crothers voice when he quotes Jazz from the G1 cartoon. He imitates the voice he hears, which has a distinct rhythm to it. I can't judge Crothers for being racist, since, well, thats his voice. So is my son racist in his imitation? All he is doing is mirroring. By the same token, if Mudflap and Skids have "racist" voices, then shouldn't we all be up in arms every time we see Chris Tucker in a movie?
Public Enemies will probably be the last best movie
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
12:26:03 AM
of the summer. I'm sure the Potter asshats will eat that shit up one more time.
$41 Million Worldwide First Day?
by web
Jun 25th, 2009
12:26:07 AM
Is this true? Did Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen make nearly $41 million worldwide on it's opening day 06/24/09?
$41 Million Worldwide First Day?
by web
Jun 25th, 2009
12:27:20 AM
Is this true? Did Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen make nearly $41 million worldwide on it's opening day 06/24/09?
It´s a movie for kids, you know
by _Lizarkeo
Jun 25th, 2009
12:27:26 AM
And I liked it. Not a follower of Bay. I´d never read the comic or watched the TV show. Or had the toys. But Turturro was hysterical. His sidekick, his face inside the car targeted by missiles...pure golden comedy! Megan was the dream gal every scene on the screen. The Blackbird is my all-time fave airplane (the military stuff was awesome, BTW). The sinking of the aircraft carrier scene was just like an insane Ultimates art from Bryan Hitch becoming true. Older Shia looks more and more like the dude from the Y the Last Man. I actually liked the retarded pot jokes, because of the acting and editing. The website with the dumb cute cats. Didn´t expected so many goodies after reading the one star Ebert´s review. The plot and the jokes, again, were "for the kids, you know". Even the military dudes (from the general to the grunts), they acted just like kids playing good guys vs bad guys, "woo-hoo, let´s go save our brothers and kick some evil dudes´ assess RIGHT NOW!". Kids will love it.

Now, waiting for the more adult, more politically incorrect and gorier Team America version of the Transformers, hehehe. Cheers!

Sorry about that repeat post...
by web
Jun 25th, 2009
12:28:34 AM
...dang new-fangled Google Chrome browser.
Summer Films
by ziggee38
Jun 25th, 2009
12:29:55 AM
Yes, Harry Potter does look epic and I think will be one of the best of the series. As for the rest of the summer, let's not look past some of the smaller films like "District 9" and "Humpday"...and then there is "Funny People" comming out as well
Web - $40.6 mill acc. to boxofficemojo
by jsherry
Jun 25th, 2009
12:30:13 AM
loved it probably the only one here that did
by TheDark0Knight
Jun 25th, 2009
12:34:03 AM
I really dug the first one & the only Bay film I cant watch anymore is Pearl Harbor...I think this flick is easily one of the summers best movies. Maybe its cause I went in with some incredibly low expectations, I really loved everything about it.
Hairy Nutsack...
by shartron
Jun 25th, 2009
12:35:07 AM
Exactly. Those truly are "special" effects. Lizarkeo, what age group of kids was this intended for? The jokes were for kids? A leg fucking robot and the words bitch, ass and pussy? Perfect for the kids!
summer films
by ziggee38
Jun 25th, 2009
12:35:20 AM
oh...and how could i forget "Inglorious Bastards"
100 mil by Friday
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
12:36:09 AM
Eat that UP!!
So many Transformers supporters have shown up here
by GunterMonkey
Jun 25th, 2009
12:38:14 AM
It's mind boggling...where were all of you?
ziggee38 - Who would you say is ?
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 25th, 2009
12:38:56 AM
Deceased directors I would say Kurosawa and Kubrick, living hmm.

The ED on this Spielberg would be up there, but not on recent movies. Possibly Scorsese, Coen Brothers, probably Yimou Zhang.

Harry, what got you riled up all of a sudden?
by GunterMonkey
Jun 25th, 2009
12:40:59 AM
With the trash you watch on a consistent basis, I'm surprised this was even a blip on your radar...
THIS WILL BEAT THE DARK KNIGHT!!!!
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
12:43:15 AM
Megatron will crush Batman.
For the kids
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 25th, 2009
12:43:24 AM
nothing like seeing the Pretender's panties. Am sure there will be a few more Birds and the bees talks after this one.

The target audience surely is 12-15 year old males ?

Miyamoto_Musashi
by ziggee38
Jun 25th, 2009
12:45:15 AM
I'm a HUGE fan of Tim Burton...as stylish directors go, he is among the best. Raimi, as well as Jackson are up there as well, especially their earlier work. The cohen Brothers are ok at directing but AWSOME at writing...I eat up all thier films with a smile on my face. I will always have a soft spot for Spielberg, he was such a presence in my youth. As for dead...I agree with ytour choices and i'll go one more....Hitchcock
the new transported man
by PantherMatt
Jun 25th, 2009
12:50:54 AM
Fair play to ya! I missed Transformers by a few years, so I never paid much attention. If you say there's some good stuff in there ( I mean the Transformers mythos), I believe you. I certainly have no grounds to argue, that's for sure. For what it's worth, I'm sorry the franchise turned out to be (by most accounts) crap...
Big Money
by ziggee38
Jun 25th, 2009
12:52:38 AM
I'm not surprised this film will break all sorts of records...let's face it, some movies are critic proof. As i said, i did enjoy this movie, as did both my daughters (who i have shown the original cartoon to). Would i have liked a deeper movie, one that appeases the geek in me? Of course, but the studios, while trying to do things that the fanboys (and girls) will like, they ultimately want to make money...say what you will about Bay, but he does know how to orchestrate lavish action sequences that go boarderline overload...but in this disposable society, that is just what the public wants
Wait... back up there, Spymunk...
by ebonic_plague
Jun 25th, 2009
12:57:30 AM
So, casting a white kid for Aang in the Last Airbender is horrendously racist and needs to be protested by all fair-minded moviegoers... but illiterate, shit-talking stepin-fetchit robots are IN NO WAY racist, and everyone should just get over it and enjoy the movie... now that's pretty fucking funny.
"There are more hypocrites on this site.......
by theycallmemrtibbs
Jun 25th, 2009
01:00:04 AM
Than sinners in the church!"

If you guys claim this movie is a piece of shit.

Why did you pay to go see it?

I mean, This isn't the first time Aintitcool ragged on this movie. You guys knew 3 months in advance what this movie was going to be like.

Whenever Harry and Co. put up a new Robot or Production still, there were plenty of "The Fallen looks like he has a penis" or Fuck Micheal Bay!!!! remarks to go around.

I can count on one hand how many people that were positive about this movie,

So why the fuck did the rest of you pay for a ticket?

Did you intentionally go into this movie, knowing you were going to hate it, So you can give Micheal Bay your money, for something you hate, so you can hate it some more?

"THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE!"

Tell the truth, you know you liked this movie....

I can respect a persons honest opinion about something if it's in fact honest.

However, there are a lot of guys (and gals) are on here chiming back and forth on str8 bullshit. I'm quite sure no one is that stupid to intentionally walk into a movie and freely give Micheal Bay they're money.

That's like given the Executioner the Hatchet.

Re The Pretender
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 25th, 2009
01:00:06 AM
From memory they existed in the cartoons/comics ?

Still think that the character was a bad inclusion, a lot of the reviewers and people I know have all commented, why aren't they all disguised as people, wouldnt that be easier ?

the pretender
by ziggee38
Jun 25th, 2009
01:07:51 AM
I would assume they would be had all the decepticons been human size....my guess is this is one of the models that was hatched AFTER the first film....but why argue scamantics...Isebelle lucas was pretty hot
The negative reviews have such passion
by cylon_conspiracy
Jun 25th, 2009
01:14:32 AM

I don't understand why the negative reviews are so full of vigor. But it seems like everyone's buttons were pushed on this one. So while it may be horrible, I'm tempted to see it now to see why it is so divisive.

I thought the first one was a solid B--just couldn't make sense of the fight scenes. I can't believe Bay is making deliberately racist comments in summer movie designed to sell toys. This film must be one huge mind-fuck.

So kids movies today are PG-13...
by p0llk4t
Jun 25th, 2009
01:18:50 AM
...and contain animal sex, drug use, robot balls and fowl language? I guess I missed the memo on that one...
I paid to see ROTF because I liked TF1
by ganymede3010
Jun 25th, 2009
01:19:42 AM
TF2 was an unmitigated disaster of epic proportions. No hypocrite here. It's time that the entire team is fired! That's not going to happen anytime soon. Especially when this movie is going to gross a billion dollars.
Racism
by ziggee38
Jun 25th, 2009
01:25:47 AM
If we are going to point out racist charecters in movies...why has no one pointed out that in the movie "up" delroy Lindo voices a dog that is a pit bull....
One time Michael was all like
by drturing
Jun 25th, 2009
01:27:42 AM
he came up to me and he said that in college he read "The Invisible Man". And he thought slavery was bad. And man he cracked me up so much, he told about this joke Chris Rock makes about how there are black people, and there are... "N word people"! It was so funny.
Am I missing something?
by Qatlantis
Jun 25th, 2009
01:49:49 AM
I've seen this movie twice now, and I still must be missing something... Which race are Skids and Mudflap insulting? I noticed that they have an urban type of street slang when they talk, but that doesn't strike me as offensive. It's the same as when Mater would talk with a southern 'twang in "Cars", or when our former president use to speak with his Texan accent. Were they all racist, too, just because they speak similar to how other people speak? There were no derogatory remarks in the movie against the twins about how they were speaking; no one in the movie tried to put them down or make them feel inferior because they couldn't read the ancient Cybertronian language (they did not state that they could not read at all; in fact, all they did was stated that the printed glyphs were ancient and unfamiliar to them). I thought racism involved the blatant hatred, disrespect, or intolerance of someone's ethnic background, and I just don't see that in this movie. I think we as a society have lost sight on what is considered offensive and have jumped straight to believing everything that is different is racist.
JoshVance is an idiot
by BlackPrince
Jun 25th, 2009
01:52:28 AM
Ooooh look at meee, I'm Josh Vance, I know basic medical terminology like "anhedonia" and Trisomy 21 (btw ur comment implying that someone had Down syndrome was VERY offensive). You're a first class prick. Fuck off and die, asshole (and yes i WOULD fucking say it to your face if I saw you)
enough of the faux racism issue
by ziggee38
Jun 25th, 2009
01:53:43 AM
my point is you can find racism in ANYTHING if you looked....isn't it a waste of time to do that though? Doesn't pointing out something like that in fact make you racist...even subconciously?
I have to give respect for this review
by SK229
Jun 25th, 2009
01:58:04 AM
It was well written, considered, and thought out. Fucking amazing. I wish all of your reviews were like this.

And about the public health care option... this was dead and buried the second someone (or a bunch of people at the same time) realized you could get very, very rich and create huge conglomerates based around something as basic and necessary to humans as FUCKING HEALTHCARE. I realized it during Nightline after the Aetna CEO spoke. It's just fucked, it ain't ever gonna happen. That guy who came after, can't remember his name, basically made it clear that he wants his $2,500+per family for his shareholders. BOTTOM LINE - WE ARE FUCKED. There's not much Obama can do about it. If anything, Obama highlights how little change can come, no matter how much sense the president is making. If Bush showed the true face of one side of the coin, Obama is showing the other. I'm repeatedly flabbergasted at the amount of simple sense the man can make and yet it doesn't penetrate because of partisanship or plain-ole stupidity. Fuck it man...

I suspect that The Site will have to go
by CharlesThomasMathewsMom
Jun 25th, 2009
02:03:38 AM
pretty accurate post- http://tinyurl.com/noqyo4
i love you b
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
02:03:57 AM
I wasn't fond of the toilet humor at all in this film. The dog sex, the fart jokes, Sams "love you b" shtick with Bumblebee that went on for 5 min too long, leg humping transformers, the blatant racism, misogynistic themes, unnecessary crude language.. none of it worked. Just because it's Transformers doesn't mean we should get a mess of a film like this, does it? There's no effort here except to make a special effects showcase. We should care about the Transformers and their eternal war, those who've survived so long and those who fall in battle. We should care about Sam and Mikaela, I want to tense up in my seat when Mikaela is in mortal danger from Megatron or Starscream and Sam is helpless to save her, but instead it's flat. No one cares. I'm no film guru but I love movies. I don't know shit about them, but I can tell if what I'm watching is "good" or not and I think most of us can, but then I see a film like this and I start to wonder.. If I was a producer and putting up my hard earned money for a film and this was what I bought, I'd be upset. Sure I will earn my money back and make some too, but forever my name would be attached to this movie. A few parts stood out though, the forest fight, Megan Fox, John Tutorro (?) he was much better this time around minus the nudity. Optimus is always awesome and really fights like a Prime in this film. Bumblebee was great to watch and has gotten much tougher in the last 2 years (still no speaking tho? yes I know the kids like the radio an noises he makes). Racists robots.. what was their point? Just a head shaker moment for me. Just overall this movie felt thrown together. I've been rewatching some of the G1 cartoons, which weren't full of writing genius either, but they're still better done than this film. It's just a mess and I just wish it wasn't.
Spielberg
by Ployd
Jun 25th, 2009
02:06:40 AM
I love how Harry has to bash Steven for putting his name and stamp on this movie. I seem to recall this travesty of a movie that came out called "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" which he DIRECTED. I seem to recall alot of bashing on that film as well. The point is, everyone has their opinion, even someone as biased as Harry. Honestly at this point you just know too many people and are way too opinionated about how a project will turn out simply based on who's in charge of it. It's like going to an Applebee's and getting a burnt steak...you'll hate it and maybe never go to THAT Applebee's again, but you'll go to another one someday. You may love or hate Michael Bay, but who do you think could have really done it any better?
I don't know if TRANSFORMERS 2 sucks or blows.
by Subtitles_Off
Jun 25th, 2009
02:07:15 AM
Will never see it. Didn't see the first one. Never watched a Tranny cartoon or owned a Tranny toy.

But I know joshuavance is an idiot.

Skids and Mudflap are not "black" robots
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
02:08:08 AM
They speak just like Bumblebee does. With the clipped phrases and goofy music.
d.vader: I think they called her his "assistant". the hustla
by ironic_name
Jun 25th, 2009
02:12:37 AM
I think we can take one thing from this thread
by ironic_name
Jun 25th, 2009
02:13:37 AM
Bill Cobbs is a fucking pimp.
The thing that really sucked for me
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
02:16:52 AM
Seeing Iron Hide and shit introduced in the first scene, and then they suddenly dissapear until the end of the movie. WTF was that shit. They needed to be in the movie more.
Dreadful.
by DocPazuzu
Jun 25th, 2009
02:17:59 AM
Absolutely horrid. I haven't felt this bored, numbed or mentally assaulted since I saw Van Helsing, only this was much, much worse.

It's a curious thing to experience with your eyes that which by all rights should be awe-inspiring and mind-boggling, yet is no more exciting than watching a snail crawl across a patio.

The movie looked amazing. The effects were all top-notch and you could definitely see all the money on the screen, but it was utterly uninvolving and tedious. Afterwards it was almost like a dream -- did I actually see all that stuff? Why don't I feel excited or charged after witnessing all that cool carnage? Is there something wrong with me?

No. No, there isn't.

Apart from the sinking of the aircraft carrier, Optimus' growling "I'll take on ALL OF YOU!" and the clanging robot balls, I have a hard time remembering ANYTHING distinctive about this movie.

It was a ghastly viewing experience in every conceivable way.

not black robots?!
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
02:21:39 AM
ok dude, I'm black and those two robots were clearly a satirical attempt on "urban youths" or "gangster culture" or "rap culture" whatever name you label it with. I live in West Chicago and I'm telling you those two robots were clearly trying to appeal to that crowd. Or even worse mock it for the white suburban kids. Does it offend me? Yeah to an extent it does, it's like Robot blackface. But does Mr. Bay have the right to have them in his movie? Yeah of course he does and it's up to you whether or not you go see it right? Personally, I have thick skin, I didn't like it but that in and of itself didn't ruin the film, and I just tried to ignore it. What does worry me is the underlying acceptance of this bigotry. Same thing that was going on a few years before Jews were being ushered into slave camps and ovens. Dehumanizing people seems to be the way around here though, people telling each other to die and such.. it's abhorrent and has me worried about the state of the world. If I wasn't an atheist I would pray that none of you psycho's live next door to me. lol
"It could easily be a Transformer that uploaded Kevin Federline
by ironic_name
Jun 25th, 2009
02:21:42 AM
The racism thing is dumb..
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
02:21:42 AM
Both the PC people who complain about it AND the people who made the film are idiots.

I mean, the way the people involved in the film are defending the characters, is along the lines of "They aren't black. They're robots. They picked it up from the internet & they're wannabe Gangster posers."

Um, ok. Except, they ARE meant to be copying black people. You can invent any backstory for fictional characters to prove a point, it's just idiotic. "Oh, they're not mimicking black people. They're talking like that 'cause Optimus Prime sponsored them to talk funny for a week, If they can do it, the local school will get a new computer room." Bay et al need to grow up.

The proof is in what people can see & hear.On the other hand, that's why it ISN'T racist though.

The fact is, people are watching it & saying "Oh my God, that's racist", but why are they noticing it? Because some black people DO act like that. Nobody ever once says in the movie that they act black.People are assuming it, based on the fact that the characters resemble a certain number of black people. Maybe a minority, I don't know. But I've seem them around.

It's no different to Jetfire having an English accent. I don't talk like him, I don't behave like him, he doesn't have my accent per se, but there are some English people who speak like him.

Why is it wrong to have Mudflap & Skids speak in a way that a few black people DO speak, yet it's fine for Jetfire to have a pretty stereotypical accent?

um do you really know how urban youths talk these days
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
02:26:49 AM
if you have never been one? I can't. It's such a non issue.
ROTF is a sin...
by Finding Forrestal
Jun 25th, 2009
02:28:06 AM
Cinematic gluttony to the nth degree. A master class in excess. The worst kind of "everything but the kitchen sink" type filmmaking that is loud, obnoxious and worst of all, boring. The film was so manic it made "Transformers" look like "My Dinner With Andre." And this is coming from a (former) Bay aficionado. What a waste...
CharlesThomasMathewsMom...
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 25th, 2009
02:28:16 AM
They picked out Harry and Devin, but have read a lot of comments saying the same thing. Don loses any real credibility with " Michael Bay made a terrific film", the reviews haven't been kind we aren't talking about a 40-60% range at Rotten Tomatoes, where it is about a matter of taste.

Not sure why Don should care so much, don't think Harry has much box office pool these days compared to the old days, as was demonstrated in that scene in Entourage.

The biggest problem here is...
by Zandunga
Jun 25th, 2009
02:28:21 AM
...people like Doc Pazuzu. Now I think he makes lucid points and agree with him wholeheartedly. But...why put your money behind this film?? You're voting with your wallets here, folks. You're sending a powerful signal of what you would like to see in the future, and if the trend is to be reversed, you need to not see it in the theaters. Wait for a cheapo rental if you must, or if you're so inclined, stream it online...whatever. But there are so many of you who know you're going to hate it, who don't fall into the category of the lowest common denominator prats who love this bullshit, and leave the theater indignant...and should have really known better.

I'll admit that part of me is curious to see this train wreck, just to check out what Bay did, but I prefer to stand fast and not subsidize the wholesale spread of idiocy and gauche fucking filmmaking.

Hairy Nutsack, re=Blazing Saddles and Mel Brooks
by Continentalop
Jun 25th, 2009
02:30:48 AM
Blazing Saddles isn't a racist movie, it is a comedy about racism. Who do the jokes poke fun at? Black people? No, white people. The redneck cowboys and the simple-minded towns folk. Black people, especially Sheriff Bart, are portrayed as smart, cunning, brave and honest. The majority of white people, especially the racist characters, are portrayed as idiots and fools. The scene when they try to get the black railroad workers to sing a Negro spiritual is the epitome of this: Instead of singing a cliched song, the black workers break out into a hip Frank Sinatra song and then trick the dumb white formen in singing "Camp Town Lady."

As for Mel Brooks making fun of his own race, well he is allowed to. As George Carlin once said, a black guy can call another black guy a "nigger." Why? Because they are both "niggers." How can you be offended if it applies to him as well.

There is a big difference between making fun of racism, poking fun at your own group and making fun or mocking another group with stereotypes.

And if you want to point out the double standard of black people mocking white people, I am all for it. Nothing is lamer than a black comedian doing the "white people do this and black people do this-" acts.

Dude, some of us LIKED the movie
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
02:31:29 AM
So fuck off and go watch your copy of Evil Dead for the 400th time. Hey, did you know that movie BOMBED?
Zandunga
by DocPazuzu
Jun 25th, 2009
02:32:15 AM
Despite what I posted in that other talkback about adding money to Bay's bank account, I actually got a free ticket to the movie. I just posted that to get a rise out of AsimovLives.

Bay didn't get a dime out of me.

The Dark Shite
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
02:32:19 AM
because most of the people, like myself, who's a 36 yr old black musician that lives in West Chicago, that are bringing this up are American. You see, after we kicked your asses back across the pond, we still had this problem with slavery over here. Some black folks take it a bit unkindly to be mocked on television or cinema, because of our history here. Some white folks feel guilty about history and overreact to try and make up for it. Other white folks are just racist, whether they admit it or not. In the black community we have racists as well, but generally speaking we don't make 200,000,000$ movies to showcase it.
You guys are FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!
by BendersShinyAss
Jun 25th, 2009
02:33:15 AM
What planet are you on, seriously?

I just saw it and it was fucking insane awesome. im not joking, i fucking loved it. here are some points id like to call each and every complaint on

The opening; plot setting, establishing a whole new story. everything that happened in the first 15 minutes was just non stop action excitement and it explained the world we are in, whats happened, who are allied to the transformers, who is suspicious of them. it was fucking GREAT!!

the whole witwicky family, dogs humping, transformer appliances... bumble bee jumping to guardian protection, the mother having her change of life episodes - michael Bay is a fucking comedian!

the whole campus story arch, the situation with sam and michaela... this film was non stop, it didn't drag and it didn't let up!

I fucking loved it!!

the twins were not anywhere near as annoying as was let on - as for racist over tones, bullshit, it was a fucking riot! a good time!! and it wasn't the least bit offensive, it was fucking funny!

cybertron, megatron, starscream, soundwave, the fallen, the pantha, the little ballbearings, shit, even the human transformer - this was THE TRANSFORMERS!!!!!!

the whole egypt battle, the reintroduction of sector 7, this film FUCKING ROCKS I feel sorry for you sad bastards

devestators balls... come on, it was one quick shot- a pov and they were just dangling wrecking balls... and they weren't exactly balls, but sector 7 dude looks up and says he's under his balls... i fucking laughed!!! and so did the audiance.

this film was AWESOME!!!!!!!

Michael Bay - I love you man!! i fucking love you. you made a killer kick arse film and I'm going to see it again this weekend. hahahahahahahahaha

yes whoooooooo :)

Zandunga...
by Finding Forrestal
Jun 25th, 2009
02:34:03 AM
You're absolutely right. I won't make the same mistake again...
Bay didn't get a dime out of me
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
02:34:11 AM
He probably did because that theater had to rent out seats for advance screening so he is probably counting your money right now
It's not so much that it's RACIST....
by Zandunga
Jun 25th, 2009
02:34:19 AM
...it's that it's crass, lazy stereotyping, and above all, stupid.

There no need for this cheap pandering, even in a popcorn film like Transformers.

evil dead?
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
02:35:09 AM
I don't even know what the heck that is, but way to make your point brotha! curse words are so cool man. Nothing like internet tuffguy's to make ya chuckle.
I was an Urban kid..
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
02:36:10 AM
At least in as much as I grew up in an urban area. I'm not black though, which confuses the fuck out of me.

I hate that term. When the powers that be say "Urban", they're being PC when they really mean black. Usually poor/not so well off black inner city kids. The kinda kids who grew up next door to me.

But as we all know, black people live in cities & grow up on "the streets" whatever the fuck that means. Us white folk meanwhile, live in castles, wear sweaters like the white people on "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" & listen to Englebert Humperdink.

The Dark Shite
by Continentalop
Jun 25th, 2009
02:36:42 AM
Let me ask you, did the English accent feel condescending towards you? Did it feel like he was denigrating towards the English? Do you think he was presenting a stereotype of the English that reflects negatively about your people?

If you say no the that, but can say yes to the Twins, you will see the difference.

Hey, I;m not the fucker calling everyone racist
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
02:36:47 AM
cause they liked a movie about robots.
Continentalop
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
02:38:37 AM
"Let me ask you, did the English accent feel condescending towards you? Did it feel like he was denigrating towards the English? Do you think he was presenting a stereotype of the English that reflects negatively about your people? If you say no the that, but can say yes to the Twins, you will see the difference. " Very well spoken.
A film about giant robots at war...
by Finding Forrestal
Jun 25th, 2009
02:40:10 AM
...SHOULD be fun. But this wasn't. Not at all.
Bender
by DocPazuzu
Jun 25th, 2009
02:40:38 AM
You're also the guy who believes the moon landings might be faked, that I'm part of "the AICN Multi-Username Zionist Conspiracy", and that the Earth is actually hollow.

In short: you're a fucktard.

Bender...
by Zandunga
Jun 25th, 2009
02:44:32 AM
...around discerning company, you may want to keep your opinions to yourself. Because, to quote the review from MSN.com,

"If you tell me you loved "Revenge of the Fallen" -- really, truly, loved it without reservation or complaint -- then you've essentially told me you can't tell something from nothing, good from bad, craft from cost."

The reviewer is being charitable by expressing it in a diplomatic way. But basically, he's saying you're a no-taste retard...and worse, you belong to the subcategory that is shockingly proud and flaunts their lobotomy for all to see. Good on ya, boy!

CharlesThomasMathews1978
by Penhall99
Jun 25th, 2009
02:44:57 AM
Please stay in Canada and NEVER come to the USA, okay? Thanks.
dudemandude
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
02:45:25 AM
You're a fucking idiot man.

First of all, you didn't "Kick our asses back over the pond". Not that it has ANYTHING to do with the conversation, you rude prick.

But it never happened. You didn't win. We were busy with the French & crazy George didn't think it was important. Bear in mind, we were like you are now, compared to say the colonies being like Luxembourg or somewhere. Your country became important later. Back then, you were a backwater & we didn't really want it.

Oh & don't say that when we went back you STILL had slavery. Slavery really took off there when we left. & we were the first country to abolish it, even destroying American slave ships around the world. & African slave ships. Because you do know Black people started what became the modern slave trade right? Where'd you think the white people got the idea?

But hey, feel free to lecture a war historian, with your typical arrogant American crap.

Thank you Dude
by Continentalop
Jun 25th, 2009
02:45:30 AM
I was going to compliment you on your point about black racist not having $200,000,000 to spread there point across. Hilarious but true.

if
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
02:48:21 AM
if I knew how Hollywood worked or knew anyone there I'd turn in a script for a 3rd Transformers. I would have to turn my short story into a script, which I have no idea how to do. Friends have read it, family, a few professors I had at U of C, they all thought it was a good story worthy of publishing, if it wasn't about giant robots and was longer than 105 pages. Maybe they were just being nice to me, who knows? I can't help but feel that my story was better in some ways than this films story. Mine didn't have leg humping, humanoid tformers, wonder twins or a feeble Jetfire that's for sure. :) Maybe I'll put it online and post a link, if it pleases even a third of you it has to be good! lol
Continentalop
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
02:51:05 AM
You see the problem? I made a point that wasn't taking sides. I pointed out the stupidity on both sides....

Defending the characters by use of a fictional backstory, which is bullshit......

But also claiming racism about fictional characters, when they clearly DON'T have black skin or are referred to as black at ANY point. So how do people assume they're black? Because some black people ARE like that. Are those black people who act like that, racist to other blacks by their very existence? If not, then it's a moot point.

As for English stereotypes, I'm offended by pretty much EVERY American movie with English people in it. Jetfire wasn't so bad. Although, why did he have an English accent? Because he's an old fuddy duddy, that's why.

Typically, we're evil. Or we live in castles & we're all snobs etc. Same fucking thing.

The Dark Shite
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
02:53:48 AM
Ok you're just rude and ignorant. No war historian I have ever met talked like you do, with such an unprofessional manner. But anyway, yes we did kick your asses and yes we still could, but did that offend you? see, we have the 1st Amendment here limey, that's what's protecting Michael Bays bigot bots, now I understand you english commies don't have this anymore, but over here on the free side of the pond we do. and arrogant? you bet your pussy ass I'm arrogant, I'm an American I have a right to be. You'd be a lampshade without America buddy.
Now
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
02:55:34 AM
that's offensive! and Arrogant Americanism Dark Shite! lmao
All the robots were commiees.
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
02:56:44 AM
Cause they didn't want to work with the Humans and were forced to. Commiees!!!
NO.
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
02:59:53 AM
You were rude & ignorant. I made a valiud point that bioth sides are ridiculous. Unfortunately, those with chips on their shoulders will argue points even when someone like me wasn't disagreeing.

How do they do it? By being fucking rude. YOU were rude. Not me. I didn't speak to you. You spoke to me, & your first words were insulting.

Actually, we never had a constitution. Still don't. That's why your amendments exist to make the polticians look good. You always had the right to free speech. Also the right to bear arms etc. We only lost that in the U.K a few years ago after a school shooting. See my point? Amendments that didnt need to be made. I should also add that while I was studying my degree, I worked at Washington old hall, the ancestral home of George Washington. I know more about the foundatuon of your country than you do, so shut the fuck up.

"I'm arrogant, I'm an American I have a right to be." NO, statements like that are why Americans go around the world & get the shit kicked out of them in pubs.

everyone
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:00:44 AM
is a commie these days. shoot even Harry is a commie I bet. Harry you a commie too?! Inquiring minds wanna know!
Oh & as for my
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
03:02:21 AM
Rude & unprofessional manner..

I'm not at work. & I chose a different profession anyway, I just happen to be a doctor of it.

If I was at work you'd know, because I'd call you an intellectually challenged vaginal cavity. As it is, I'm free to call you a dumb cunt;-).

dark shite
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:02:59 AM
you need to lighten up brotha. stress kills. and no I won't shut up, in fact I think I'll comment more often now that I know I get under your skin
dudemandude
by ebonic_plague
Jun 25th, 2009
03:03:15 AM
You and petergrifin need to write the script for the next Transformers. I'm serious.

by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:04:45 AM
ooooo internet tough guy with your lies and tuff guy resume!!! wooooooooah watch out dr dark shite's in the hizouuuse!!
ebonic plague
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:06:07 AM
thanks for your support. please donate $100 for the cause! thanks and keep the faith brotha!
I know stress kills..
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
03:06:40 AM
I had a fucking heart attack the other week. Yeah? You wanna get under my skin? Why, are you going for a job interview?

If you wanna wind me up, you can fuck off. If on the other hand you have a valid point (depsite the fact that I wasn't disagreeing with you), then by all means have it said. But don't start conversations by insulting me or my country. That way only problems lie.

Pissflaps and Skidmarks
by sheepshagger
Jun 25th, 2009
03:06:45 AM
Im am no way PC but I too was cringing watching these.Mind you they are nothing worse than some of the soft cunts who turn up on any programme made by MTV .For Skynet read MTV programming- that will bring the end of the world about.
"Foul-mouthed, racist and misogynistic"
by Ribbons
Jun 25th, 2009
03:09:50 AM
So basically it's just like every other movie Michael Bay's ever made?
dark shite
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:11:33 AM
nah I like you angry better. I'm not fond of polite people. You don't really know a person until you have it with them, someday maybe I will return to England and give you a good pub stomping, then we will be friends. You can show me where my family is from over there, teach me wtf cricket is, introduce me to some hot English sluts, we'd have a blast.
Foul-mouthed, racist and misogynistic"
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
03:12:02 AM
Kinda like every torture porn movie that comes out that this site seems to love?
Ribbons
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:13:04 AM
ultimate win dude. that is funny stuff right there.
Mr Gorilla
by BOXOFFICESHOWSSUCCESS
Jun 25th, 2009
03:15:22 AM
"this site is all about reviews, in which someone who has seen the film writes about it so that someone who hasn't can decided whether to go see it." why would someone let a review decide what movie they should see?
Doc paz
by BendersShinyAss
Jun 25th, 2009
03:16:10 AM
here we go.. you really do love me hey. truth be told, i actually think you're drew macweeney.... but it's just a hunch.

as for the moon. grow a brain. everyone else has

I don't understand Cricket..
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
03:16:48 AM
I can teach you about the Cricket bat though;-). A good oub stomping? Man, Americans can't fight for shit! Not in pubs at least.

1) Your beer is so weak that when you drink real beer you fall over.

2) Your life is so sanitised over there. My American friends would shit themselves in some of the places I used to drink.

That's also one of the reasons why Engluish steretypes are annoying. If you compared the posh aristcratic people in movies, to the people in the pubs back home in the North east of England, it's like 2 different worlds.

But we mostly have white skin, so we're not allowed to complain about it.

I think dude and Dark Shite made this a romantic comedy
by Continentalop
Jun 25th, 2009
03:17:08 AM
First they hated each other and now they are getting along. Pretty soon they will be falling in love. *sniff* Beautiful.
Zandunga
by BendersShinyAss
Jun 25th, 2009
03:21:08 AM
what sort of scientology bullshit is that? the whole fucking cinema loved it. i saw it on a reconmission for the kids. I'm taking em!

that said, Terminator salvation was a fucking limp dick affair I'll have forgotten by next year

I thought the Ninja line was kinda funny
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
03:22:29 AM
where the one robot says they need to be undercover like a Ninja. Do Urban Youths talk about Ninjas a lot?
"Our pubs are worse than your crack houses"
by JackRabbitSlim
Jun 25th, 2009
03:22:46 AM
Really - is there anything as fucking pathetic as nationalism?
RECORD-SMASHING WEDNESDAY! $55+M For 'Transformers 2' Breaks 'Ha
by GhostRaider2008
Jun 25th, 2009
03:23:06 AM
http://www.deadlinehollywoodda ily.com/transformers-2-midnigh ts-16-million/ WEDNESDAY 9:45 PM: It's now officially a rock-'em, sock-'em summer! Sources tell me that Paramount's Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen today has shattered the Wednesday opening record set by Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (#5) in 2007: $55+M to $44.2M. The robot sequel grosses from 4,234 North American theaters are $10M more than Paramount expected. That puts the sci-fi actioner on track for at least a $170M five-day opening -- and probably more like $175M-$180M -- despite overwhelmingly lousy reviews. But this Decepticons vs Autobots battle is reviewer-proof.
Or taking turns..
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
03:23:07 AM
to fuck you up the arse conti.

By the way, people don't need to insult me to make me angry. I'm ALWAYS fucking angry! Constantly.

That's why my name isn't the fluffy shite. Or the happy bunny shite. I wish I wasn't so angry, but I am.

I've even spent the last 3 days, making sure to piss off Bob Orci every chance I get.

Because he came online, so I jumped in & called him a fucking hack, then for some reason, he was nice to me & I thought "I can't call him a hack, because he's more successful than I", plus "her indoors" was asking me to be calm. "You had a heart attack!" she said, "Relax, take your time". So I did.

Now I feel bad for being nice to the cunt. I want revenge. I won't stop until I've crushed his very existence under my cock.

yes sirs
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:24:37 AM
made love here. I'm telling ya I bring the love. lol. Dark Shite, I may not be no fancy doctor type like you, but I do have 14 yrs active duty in the Army, 5 in combat, I assure you this American can fight. Growing up in West Chicago didn't hurt neither. I'm not saying you English aren't tough but we see a lot of softness in you guys over here as of late. But shit, our politicians over here are beyond the pale, America is in bad shape, lotta work to do to fix it. I bet England has rough areas but have you been to Detroit dude? How about Philadelphia? Camden? Chicago? LA? When I think of mean streets London just doesn't come to mind :)
ghetto ninjas
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:27:18 AM
yes we have them, at least here in Chicago. You haven't felt pain until a ghetto ninja leaps down on you from a fire escape and plants a judi chop on your dome.
Yeah Nationalism is shit..
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
03:27:29 AM
But a lot of Americans can't have a conversation without it, that condescending tone that comes with growing up in a country filled with propaganda about being "The greatest country on Earth" despite the fact that there is no such thing. Try telling the people of New Orleans they were in the greatest country on Earth, a few years back.

That kind of talk from Americans brings out the worst in the person being spoken to, because it's offensive & also just plain wrong.

I would so see a movie called Ghetto Ninjas
by lockesbrokenleg
Jun 25th, 2009
03:28:37 AM
Optimus
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:30:44 AM
here's an on topic question. What did yall think of Optimus in the movie? He seemed like a bad ass this time around, more ruthless. Killing Decepticons, don't remember him doing that in the cartoon! "Any last words Decepticon?" He was kicking the snot out of Starscream and Megatron and whoever the other one was for awhile there too. Plasma swords an all!
ghetto ninjas
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:31:50 AM
that's it then! my ticket to Baydom! Ghetto Ninjas! lol
Greatest place on the Earth
by Continentalop
Jun 25th, 2009
03:32:11 AM
You guys talking about Sweden?

As for taking turns fucking me in the ass, Shite, all I ask is that one of you have the decency to give me a reach around.

dudemandude
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
03:32:23 AM
That's the thing though, I'm from from London. London's just one city (a problem because most Americans go there & assume that's England).

In fact, you're talking about Detroit etc. I'vew been there. If I could compare my home town to anywhere in the U.S, it would be Detroit. But with even fewer jobs. Ever seen Get Carter? That's where I'm from.

I'm not gonna get into a pissing competetion about towns, but the 1st time I went to London, I felt like I was in a foreign country. I don't recognise anything English about the way we're shown in movies at all.

communist transformers
by ironic_name
Jun 25th, 2009
03:33:22 AM
red truck [working man vehicle] takes on tank and helicopter [military] and wins.

its a compleate communist fantasy.

compleate misspelled on purpous.

porpous not misspelled on porpous
by ironic_name
Jun 25th, 2009
03:35:26 AM
Toughest people on the planet
by Continentalop
Jun 25th, 2009
03:38:03 AM
Russians. C'mon, we all know that it is true.
no pissing required
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:39:17 AM
not my intent dude. never was. only been to England once, but they did give me a safety lecture about defending myself against stabbings lol. I assured them I could protect myself, they said "all you yanks say that and you end up getting mugged and stabbed" lol
London.. detroit.. bah! come drink in a Belfast "ghetto" pub
by bongo123
Jun 25th, 2009
03:41:27 AM
i swear, some of those places i wouldnt enter without the SAS covering my arse... Anyways, TF2 i have to admit was a bit long but fuck me the effect shots were photoreal in lots of scenes ILM are now the new masters of SFX, cant wait to see WETA retake the crown with Avatar..
I meant..
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
03:42:11 AM
I'm not from London, not "I'm from from London".

I can understand, black people had a tough history in countries like the U.S. But yeah, it's easy to say "These guys are black stereotypes", while we aren't ever allowed to complain about British stereotypes.

We're villains, or aristocrats or cheeky cockneys who sing & dance. The Japanese are always idiots who take photos of whatever's happening in the movie. Russians are tough guys called either Boris or Yuri, etc. It's this simplistic stereotyping in American cinema that's troubling, especially as the vast majority of Americans don't own passports & will take it as real.

Similarly, the French aren't allowed to complain about movies that make them look like pompous cunts. Which they are.

Continentalop is correct. and the toughest of the tough is
by ironic_name
Jun 25th, 2009
03:43:11 AM
http://is.gd/1cQQh

OLEG!

toughest
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:43:55 AM
in my experience it's been hard to say, bedouins, uzbeks, english, irish, german, american, jordanian, austrailians, I've served with tough people from many countries. hard to say who was the "toughest" though, everyone had their strengths and weaknesses.
by the way conti, I can't find the professionals script
by ironic_name
Jun 25th, 2009
03:45:24 AM
do you have the DGDB one?
Oleg!
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:45:57 AM
lmao that dude rocks!
Football...oops I mean soccer..fans
by sheepshagger
Jun 25th, 2009
03:46:21 AM
Do any of you follow ? Are you aware that the US beat THE BEST FUCKING TEAM IN THE WORLD LAST NIGHT!! Just wanted to say well done
http://tinyurl.com/mmln86
by ironic_name
Jun 25th, 2009
03:49:33 AM
hmm
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:50:13 AM
I wonder what a Ronald Moore Transformers movie would be like..
thanks dudemandude!
by ironic_name
Jun 25th, 2009
03:51:28 AM
bill cobbs is a smooth muthafucka

gotta go, peace.

I was being a little sarcastic dude
by Continentalop
Jun 25th, 2009
03:54:16 AM
When I said Russians. Just making fun of what I thought was going to be an America vs. English pissing contest.

And I understand what you are saying Shite about the stereotyping of the English (although you must say Daniel Craig and Jason Statham are combating it very well). I am from Minneapolis originally, and every one instantly assumes that it is just like Fargo and thinks Minnesota Nice. You try to tell them you come from a working class neighborhood and that their is crime and stuff and they laugh and think you are making it up.

I mean, it isn't like I grew up in Hell's Kitchen or Cabrini-Green, but every city and place has an underbelly and a bad side of the tracks. I remember working at my uncle's massage parlor as the front clerk and having to go buy out and buy the whores their crack from the local Gangster Disciples. Scary shit for an 19-year old, even if I was a big guy because of college football.

ironic, which Professionals script are you talking about?
by Continentalop
Jun 25th, 2009
03:55:54 AM
I don't think I know of a DGBD script.
Strengths & weaknesses of dude's nationality thingy
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
03:59:13 AM
Based on stereotypes in American movies.

Bedouins:

Strengths: Camel attack.

Weakness: No teeth/ camel toe.

Uzbeks:

Strengths: Stealth mode. Nobody knows where the fuck they live.

Weakness: Nobody knows where the fuck they live.

English:

Strengths: Elephant riding, while wearing a Fedora & whipping a small Indian boy.

Weakness: Cakes.

Irish:

Strengths: The ability to blend into a large group of people who feel sorry for themselves & wear caps & braces. Finding pots of gold at the end of rainbows.

Weakness: Fiddlydiddlywiddlydiddly.

German:

Strenghts: Sausage eating, Jew murdering, wearing glasses.

Weaknesses: Boring as fuck.

American:

Strengths: Large population of easy to fool people, ensuring an endless stream of dead young people.

Weaknesses: Can't drink beer without hugging people, vomiting, then falling over & crying. I love you dude! You're my best friend!

Jordanian:

Strengths/weaknesses: Fuck do I know. I wouldn't trust the fuckers as far as I could throw them though.

Austrailians:

Strengths: Good at bragging & being cocky.

Weaknesses: bragging & being cocky.

Wish I didn't start that shit now. I'm tired.

I woke up this morning to USA 2 - 0 Spain..
by bongo123
Jun 25th, 2009
03:59:23 AM
what the fuck is happening with the world... since when have the yanks been able to kick a ball straight without grabbing it or wearing a ton of pussy "armour"... good job lads!
oh and while I'm awake
by dudemandude
Jun 25th, 2009
03:59:44 AM
I thought Devastator was sorta weak. Definitely like the original design a lot more on that one.
Bender
by DocPazuzu
Jun 25th, 2009
04:00:30 AM
I knew I could count on you to verify everything I say about you.

It pains me, however, to see that you've apparently seen fit to perpetuate your idiot genes.

sheepshagger
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
04:00:53 AM
Who are the best "Soccer" team in the world exactly?

& in what kind of competetion did you beat them?

Shit drinkers
by sheepshagger
Jun 25th, 2009
04:02:02 AM
YOu do have a point , you lot cant drink beer to save your lives :)
Spain? Best team in the world??
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
04:04:34 AM
Based on what? I would never say they were the best in the world. They aren't the best national team & even a few European club sides would beat them. Manchester Utd, Chealsea, R.Madrid etc would thrash them.

Well done though. Ordinarily, I'd have had Spain down to hammer you. So good job!

As for whose tough or weres the toughest...
by bongo123
Jun 25th, 2009
04:05:32 AM
come on, no matter what country your from we all have our scary places and tough neighbourhoods but i think the cake would have to go to Joburg, them crazy african fucks are just plain mean and nasty, watch or download Ross Kemp on Gangs, the places he goes into and the guys he talks to are too scary for words, ill stick to having my appletini at the local winebar thanks
Spain
by sheepshagger
Jun 25th, 2009
04:13:46 AM
Based on the fact that no one could beat them for what felt like 20 years (probably about 3 years) .Most club sides could beat any international side because they take the cream of the crop from all nationalities.Still amazed the USA beat them mind you. I saw Eddie Johnson play all last season and that fuck couldnt beat an egg. Mind you Im welsh and we are shit at football so what do I know ;) ?
Needs more GIANT PIG
by GIANT_PIG
Jun 25th, 2009
04:14:31 AM
GIANT PIG!!!
Who is the the target audience for these films?
by Ash Talon
Jun 25th, 2009
04:15:29 AM
The first film had the same problem. Namely...

Who the hell is the target audience? Which age group?

It's designed to obviously sell toys to kids, but the humor is aimed at teenagers. The first film had jokes about masturbation. Yet, it's a property aimed at children.

It's like they said, "We want to target children and adults. How do we do this? Let's split the difference and aim it at teenagers." It makes no sense.

And Michael Bay, like the now-idiotic Frank Miller, is stuck at a 14 year old mentality.

Speaking of Sakkerrrr
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
04:17:58 AM
I live in Japan, but I just read ESPN got the rights to the English Premier League.

Shit.

I have to put up with their shitty commentators over here. They haven't got a clue. Be prepared for shit like "He's in the red zone!"..the what? The red zone? What's that? Is he fucking menstruating?

THEN, if somebody gets a yellow/red card, they'll turn it into drama, like the fucking Colby's or something. & anyone who can kick the ball straight, or keep it for longer than two seconds is "World class". "He's got a penalty kick Bob! That means he can kick the Sakkerrrr ball into an offside red zone deeefense OFFense position."

Nightmare.

The Red Zone
by sheepshagger
Jun 25th, 2009
04:21:30 AM
Ive found myself in the Red Zone a few times .Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Lol Sheepshagger.
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
04:23:25 AM
Me too.

When ever my mrs has "got the painters in", I just pretend I'm Bill Adama;-).

is it racist when the stereotype is positive ?
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 25th, 2009
04:24:44 AM
for example rich Jew or a black guy hung like a donkey
Got the painters in
by sheepshagger
Jun 25th, 2009
04:32:15 AM
Ha ha! I wonder if anyone else knows what the fuck we are on about haha!
Doubt it Sheepshagger..
by The Dark Shite
Jun 25th, 2009
04:37:39 AM
It's probably for the best if they don't.

Miyamoto_Musashi, I think everyone likes it when the stereotypes are positive. They only whinge when it goes against them. It's human nature.

Since when did Transformers need walking sticks?
by ChuckImania
Jun 25th, 2009
04:53:18 AM
For me the robots were a diminutive flaw on a colossal pile of shit. Yes, they were overtly racist, and yes at times it felt as if Mudflaps and Skids might have well just sampled dialogue from various episodes of Good Times; but at least these characters have some redeeming value of entertainment. Shia LeBeouf, the man that will probably end up being the next Indiana Jones, was anything but interesting; in fact at times it felt like his character had no real purpose but to cue explosions by screaming out the name of a random Transformer. Don’t get me wrong, I like Shia LeBeouf, I’m glad he’s probably going to take the helm of the Indiana Jones franchise, but in this Transformers movie it felt as if he was just there… just... there snuggling his boner up on the crack of Megan Fox’s ass. Fox, by the way, is the best part of this movie; not because she had like a five minute “watch my boobs bounce as I run through the chaotic desert” scene, but because her character seemed pop out a bit more. In closure I feel that Michael Bay is heading the Transformer franchise in the right direction. Maybe the third installment will have Mudflap and Skids decked out in canvas bags, eating watermelon, and grabbing on their big robotic dicks while they discuss last evenings Lakers game. Fuck you Michael Bay, not because you took a jab at the brothers, but because you insist on shitting the same movie out year after year and I keep falling for it. Oh, since when did Transformers in their golden years require walking sticks? When did Transformers have “golden years”?
Oh and...
by ChuckImania
Jun 25th, 2009
04:59:43 AM
Michael Bay isn't a bad director, yeah this movie was pretty "meh" but I'm a fan of his past work. Who didn't like The Rock? Twas fucking bad ass.
conti, the professionals comic where dgdb leaves a french woman
by ironic_name
Jun 25th, 2009
05:27:57 AM
Harry is the racist one.
by transformer_prime
Jun 25th, 2009
06:26:23 AM
Since they are robots, and void of human racial differences, anyone who associates them with a negative stereotype is the one promoting that stereotype. A similar thing happened in Tucker Max's tattoo story when he described several people in great depth as extremely ghetto. He received a lot of negative feedback from readers saying he was racist against black people, but he never mentioned their race, and the people in the article happened to be white. But seriously, they're alien robots. If you're so against judging people by race on the grounds that it is merely a difference in appearance, then calling something racist on personality is the greatest of all hypocrisies.
message for W3bzpinn3r
by transformer_prime
Jun 25th, 2009
06:35:16 AM
Oh, and Transformers isn't a 2 hour toy commercial, nor is it aimed directly at kids. Its aimed at the generations that grew up with transformers, the 80s and 90s kids.
Fucking Offensively Retarded
by JustUsNerdsHere
Jun 25th, 2009
06:35:34 AM
That should be the theme for the movie, fucking offensively retarded. That's what it was, in every sense. The majority of the movie is full of some loosely strung together, fucking unbearable scenes that amount to a huge, steaming pile of who gives a flying fuck?! Transformers is an easy movie to make cool. It's almost idiot proof, or one would hope. Here's the basic formula: Giant Robots + Kicking the shit out of each other = Good Movie. Instead we got roughly, oh, 20-30 minutes of that (and I'm being generous on this one) and 2 hours total bollocking bullshit stabbed directly into our eyeballs with a rusty, hepatitis-ridden syringe that had been soaked in the vomit of a man dying from syphilis. I walked out of the theater feeling like I had gotten cancer and herpes all in one shot. The movie is just full of shit no one cares about unless you're at total fucking dumbass. I want to see Transformers, I don't want to see John Turturro getting more screen time then all the Autobots combined. I don't care about Sam Whitwickey missing his first college wankfest whilst he watches his girlfriend finger herself on her webcam...I can download porn for that. I don't want to see Sam's stupid mom high on weed brownies...I WANT TO SEE FUCKING TRANSFORMERS!!! The final fight, and yes I'll ruin the movie for you because you shouldn't go see it, with the villain of the film lasts just under 3 minutes...I timed it. Other questions: Why are their cannon fodder Deceptions? Why is the little RC car Italian-American robot humping Megan Fox's leg? Is racial "humor" good for a kids movie? Hey, I love racial humor, I'll admit it...but's there's a difference between being comedic and being a giant flaming douche. By the way, after this fiasco, if some makes a movie that blatantly and retardedly makes fun of Jews, Executive Producer Spielberg best keep his fucking mouth shut after putting his name on this movie. Is the humor supposed to be for kids? Is that what I'm missing? Do kids get humor like Sam's mom being high on weed brownies telling the girls that he recently had his cherry popped? It's in there, trust me. Do they laugh at a guy walking out into the Smithsonian with his pants down because he ran out of shit paper? Is it good for kids to be laughing at racial humor that's not only offensive and stereotype reinforcing, but not even clever? Are cursing robots good for kids? Do you want them emulating the twins from the movie? If that's true, the human race is fucked and we should all commit mass suicide right now. Well, the answers to all my queries are simple: Michael Bay. Sure, the man has a talent for blowing things up, but so does a kid with a firecracker and his little sister's Barbie doll. We all know exactly who this movie was made for: Michael Bay. In his mind, this is the pinnacle of film making. A Marines recruitment movie with the occasional robot sprinkled amongst a 2 hour useless, offensively retarded, barely cohesive shit cake. And it's our fault too. All you Michael Bay apologists, you are to blame for his almost as much as he is...you empowered him by forgiving bits and pieces in his other movies. And for that, I have the perfect analogy. I take shit and there's bits of corn in it and I think to myself "Wow, corn is healthy for you, good thing I ate that" and I feel a little better knowing that...but what is the majority of the turd floating in the toilet? It's turd! A movie that is mostly shit with the occasional bright spot is precisely this: shit with bits of corn in it. When you allow for corn sprinkled turd from a man and excuse him and defend him for it, don't be surprised when one day he just shits on your chest and makes you pay 10 bucks for it.

by darthsutius
Jun 25th, 2009
06:45:25 AM
So it's one of two options... Maybe Harry's just asking for a film boycott to check on the 'redundancy' status of his shit site... or... He's just a fat, cock-gobbling, corporate whore, C U N T who only gives out decent reviews if the price is right $$$

by darthsutius
Jun 25th, 2009
06:46:28 AM
"What's that, Paramount? You only want to run a small banner at the top of my site? Righto then, better rewrite that review..."

by darthsutius
Jun 25th, 2009
06:47:18 AM
Grow a pair, Harry. Take the banner down if you hate the movie that much. Come on, fucko. Not that hard. Just say no to the $$$...

by darthsutius
Jun 25th, 2009
06:48:53 AM
What, posts removed? Must have hit a nerve.
why JustUsNerdsHere is wrong
by transformer_prime
Jun 25th, 2009
06:51:34 AM
Well, for one, that bullshit in between the alien robots fighting actually has a name: "The Plot" There is also a reason why John Turturro got more screen time than the robots, he didn't take 72 hours of rendering per frame. As it is, had you tried to generate the robots in this movie on your computer, it would have taken you 16000 years. Also, the leg humping part with the little robot was meant to parody a dog, I cant think of any time I have ever seen an Italian-American humping someones leg, although I have seen dogs of similar size to the robot in question doing it. Honestly, if you don't have anything intelligent to say, or at least have any real facts to back up your opinions, don't say anything at all.
Bob Orci, how do you sleep at night?
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Jun 25th, 2009
06:56:03 AM
Bob Orci "On a large pile of money with many beautiful women"

;)

BOB Orci
by AsimovLives
Jun 25th, 2009
06:59:17 AM
I despise every cell in your body and everything you represent in toay's Holylwood scriptwriting. But i respect the fact you tried to put unto yourself as much responsability of the faults of Transformers 2 script as Harry claimed were Kruger's faults. respect thattype of assuming responsabilities and not throwing unto others, like M. Bay is doing blaming the marketing department forsome perceived lesser the expectations box office results.

You still suck ass as a scriptwriter, though, you, your friend the Klutzman, and those two mega-hacks you love to slave for, Michael Bay Denis and Jar Jar Abrams.
BOB Orci
by AsimovLives
Jun 25th, 2009
07:07:11 AM
You can only tell o a movie's quality from the box office results? OK, i take it all back the respect i said about yo in my post above, i take it all back. You are a dumb hack with no personality of your own, all it is to you is what your masters' voice tells you to do. You souless hack!
BAYFORMERS' TARGET AUDIENCE IS TRIG PALIN
by AyatollahSexyBack
Jun 25th, 2009
07:13:50 AM
If you happen to like the movie, well good for you.
Racist?
by stvnhthr
Jun 25th, 2009
07:14:51 AM
Wouldn't the characters have to be black to be portraying a black stereotype? By making them robots aren't they being equal opportunistic ignorant crudballs? Still I haven't seen it yet.
stvnhthr's comment
by transformer_prime
Jun 25th, 2009
07:22:35 AM
Holy shit, I didn't realize that there was actually someone with basic reasoning abilities on this site! Good job stvnhthr, I'm serious. Its a good movie, you should go see it.
racism
by Helsinki_Hal
Jun 25th, 2009
07:29:15 AM
is it really racist if your making fun of someone that ACTUALLY ACTS THAT WAY?? everyone on these boards knows that they have met people like this. the whole "gangsta" "street" mentality thing is what they making fun of. and you all know that there are just as many ignorant white people acting that way in this day and age. i love that most everyone just assumes they must be talking about black people. if you're one of those people assuming that, let me ask you, doesn't that make you a little racist too? "hmmm, gold tooth, their idiots, they can't read, and they talk with street slang, why...THEY'RE BLACK!" Come on people, ease up. this country has become a bunch of whiners. fuck's sake
never again
by radruss001
Jun 25th, 2009
07:31:30 AM
Since the whole "i hate Wolverine coz of no free screening" I have decided, after reading all your reviews since, that you've lost your edge and I will never return to this website again.
10 Great Things Handled By Micheal Bay
by raj abbas
Jun 25th, 2009
07:38:54 AM
10 Reasons To Love Micheal Bay. Man he can handle action. 1) Sean Connery Nic Cage Chase (The Rock) 2) Opening Asteroid Shower Sombdy Dial911(Armageddon) 3) Freeway Pursuit Now Show Em ur Badge (Bad Boys 2) 4) Tranforming Scenes & Character's Intro(Transformers) 5) Destruction of Paris / Russian Space Station (Armageddon) 6) Prime v/s 3 Decepticons (Transformers 2) 7) Will Smith Running Slo Mo (Bad Boys) 8) Climax in Eygpt (Transformers 2) BEST 9) Climax (Bad Boys 2) 10) Attack on Pearl Harbour (Pearl Harbour) BEST I Love Bay's Talent But He is on #5 Of Best Action Director's List. 1) Speilberg 2) Cameron 3) Emerich 4) Jackson 5)Bay 6)Woo 7) Wiseman 8)Mctiernan 9)Harlin 10)R Scott Its not just the Action that counts the intensity that it should be felt. Transformers 2 is not for Kids or Grand Pas its for the Harmone filled, Super Hot & with Six Packs of Abs build Ppl Like Me. for the rest of you story lickers wait for the Majician Kid Called Harry Pot. But the way I like his Girl Friend.
Harry U R Getting Old. This Review Proves
by raj abbas
Jun 25th, 2009
07:45:37 AM
No Offence Harry I Love Your Wicked Sense of Humour But Here Lemme Tell U Guyz, Arent We There To See Things Blown Up Beautifully. With Wicked Humour. Sexy Women & Cars, Cars, Cars. Today We Are Complaining About The Slang & Twin Bots. WTF. Grow Up Man. These Day PG13 Is No Longer PG13. I Loved the Movie. Harry Man You Needed Some Red Bull Before The Screening. Micheal Bay Is The Da Vinci Of Action Choreography. Fuck U McG. I Wish Salvation Would Had Been Done By Bay. OMG Just Imagine.
Bombshell Babe. MADAM MEGAN FOX
by raj abbas
Jun 25th, 2009
07:47:51 AM
Regarding Medam Megan Fox. She was hot as hell in it, No Come on guyz you cant expect an oscar calibre performance out of her. She is a bombshell. She has done astonishing work let me tell you guyz at the Imax giant screening Megan equiped with her fruits was looking like a sex godess. what i would say is she has the most Sexy Bod & Innocent Face. The only let down is Shia. He is a great performer but not even an inch close to Megans Sex Apeal. Michael Bay should root for Hugh Jackman Next Time. After the screening only one name i was chanting in my dreams & it was Megan, Megan, Megan O O O O O O O Megan
I don't care if it's racist...
by BizarroJerry
Jun 25th, 2009
07:48:41 AM
I care that it sounds god damned stupid!
There is no one but Bay Who Can Direct This.
by raj abbas
Jun 25th, 2009
07:49:51 AM
Michael Bay Rules. He is the real action director. Let us know a single director who dares to take such steps to direct one of the most complicated toyline story & walks away with it. Have you seen the scope of action. Critics are old sitting, bitching, reading & 70% busting their butts in front of computers. So what the hell does they now about what adrenaline pumping action junkies like us want. So F U Michael Bay Haters. Go & Watch Hanna f ing Montana. This is not the kind of Meal you Sissies can dijest. Way to go Micheal. we were blown away at the Imax. Hails to Micheal
transformer_prime.... so
by Seph_J
Jun 25th, 2009
07:58:05 AM
your response to JustUsNerdsHere was that all the shitty retarded things in Transformers 2 was called 'the plot'? Hmmm....nice comeback!
Just to serve posterity
by joshuavance1701
Jun 25th, 2009
08:02:53 AM
and in no particular order,

Garbage man whore

Charles thomas sophist

chief joseph cunt

Black Prince ass mouth

and shit-titles off

, may kindly suckle on my fat tranforming cock.

Suck loud, suck long, and suck hard you fucking ass smelling delinquent uninformed neuvorische pieces of choad flotsam. Afterwards, you may kindly wrap your cars around a tree, and burn and rot in the deepest, darkest bowels of hell like a smarmy cocksucker such as yourselves should.

Charles you smarmy bitch these other insignificant mouth-breathing cocksuckers are reliably pedantic , but you, you have no excuse. Mother fucker you aren't an intellectual, you are a sophist. A sophist mentality pedestriant minded sack of snot that latches on to my scrotum like two dollar whore. Give it up cunt, you aren't important. You don't matter. No one gives a flying fuck what you think about a GOD DAMN thing. You're a little bitch whose only outlet and voice in life is an anonymous talkback where you click refresh over and over just to see if anyone is paying attention to you. Your taste in films SUCK. You suck. Now go fuck yourself Oye?

Oh and
by joshuavance1701
Jun 25th, 2009
08:07:20 AM
Star Trek is still the movie of the year.

Watchmen, Wolverine, and Terminator still suck horribly, and Avatar will be a steaming over-hyped inflated pile of shit stacked on a choad. That's....basically all you need to know.

JoshVance = loser
by BlackPrince
Jun 25th, 2009
08:11:30 AM
Hey Vance, u think ur so clever w/ ur scientific insults but ur just a fucking TOOL!!!!!!!
...and just for the record
by Seph_J
Jun 25th, 2009
08:11:33 AM
I can forgive an awful lot of shitty films....I like corn.... but even I felt humiliated and raped by Transformers 2. The movie was an entire crate of nothingness. A real DISAPPOINTMENT in the truest sense of the word. An unfair lure to the cinema to see something which was not provided.

Impressive CG just does not equate to action. Action needs to be staged... rather than just thrown together. Why were almost all of the transformers shooting at things off screen? Where's the contact betwen robots (aside from the forest fight)? Wheres the TRANSFORMATIONS for fucks sake?

I am exactly who this movie was made for... I am exactly the person who looks forward to a Transformers movie... and Bay couldn't even deliver for me. Bay made a movie full of things which only HE finds funny, and and 'action' which ONLY HE thinks is cool.

TOO FAR, Mr. Bay.....You have gone too, too far.

I hope you are as ashamed of making this film as I am for seeing it.

Seph_J
by transformer_prime
Jun 25th, 2009
08:12:03 AM
Yes, those of us who have the ability to actually think prefer movies that have more than just say... robots fighting. A story line, with several characters, (and even some brief moments of humor) are often enjoyed by those of us with IQs above 75.
Finally
by joshuavance1701
Jun 25th, 2009
08:13:36 AM
the debacle about box office and commercial acclaim versus critical acclaim, defining a films relevancy and capacity for entertainment. Ask yourself this-

Would you rather be a studio executive sitting on a piece of shit with a 300 million domestic box office run, or an unemployed bankrupt studio exec sitting on a box office bomb that happens to be a cinematic masterpiece? I fucking thought so, you lying self-deceptive mother fuckers. FUCK artistic integrity and "selling out." That tired chestnut is the last refuge of the poor and disadvantaged.

Amen, Harry
by laservillain
Jun 25th, 2009
08:14:37 AM
The movie was very disappointing and I agree with you re: Spielberg. How he could seriosuly attach his name to this is just sad. Unfortunatley, Meghan Fox was the best thing about this film...
Fuck you Joshvance.
by Dr_PepperSpray
Jun 25th, 2009
08:14:51 AM
OOOH - by your rules you just got served.

"Give it up cunt, you aren't important. You don't matter. No one gives a flying fuck what you think about a GOD DAMN thing. You're a little bitch whose only outlet and voice in life is an anonymous talkback where you click refresh over and over just to see if anyone is paying attention to you. Your taste in films SUCK. You suck. Now go fuck yourself Oye? "

You're like a lapdog barking out the window at some perceived menace but then we realize, it's really your reflection that's set you off.

f5

f5

f5

Blackprince
by joshuavance1701
Jun 25th, 2009
08:15:55 AM
You ding dong dingleberry if I need your fucking opinion I'll give it to you.

Go back to bed the adults are talking.

Shitterspray
by joshuavance1701
Jun 25th, 2009
08:18:11 AM
Who the fuck are you exactly where did you come from? Are you talking to me?

I just got "served?" Who the fuck talks like that? Served? is this the 90s?

SERVE me my fries cunt my orders getting cold.

your best review ever
by directorsaab
Jun 25th, 2009
08:18:39 AM
Everything in your review is 100% accurate. I couldn't agree with you more on EVERY point you made, from the "story" flaws to the racist characterizations, I was thinking the exact same thing. Thank you for spotlighting this film for the racist, ugly piece of shit it is. Fucking hate this movie.
I feel bad for the guys at ILM
by RowanM
Jun 25th, 2009
08:19:40 AM
I heard they put sooo much work into this movie. All that effort for seemingly little critical reward. One stat I heard was If you rendered the entire movie on a modern home PC, you would have had to start the renders 16,000 years ago (when cave paintings like the Hall of Bulls were being made) to finish for this year’s premiere!
It's just a damn travesty
by joshuavance1701
Jun 25th, 2009
08:24:17 AM
That the design concepts of the Transformers themselves don't more closely resemble you know, Transformers.

Organic robots really aren't anymore or less believable than tradtionally boxy like more utilitarian robots. Alot of the visual confusion people seme to be having during the fights would have been eliminated if the Transformers were actually a little more distinguishable beyond color codes.

That being said, the forest battle was fairly tight and kick-ass. Optimus Prime was finally done justice and behaved as Optimus Prime should. Like a champion.

transformer_prime
by Seph_J
Jun 25th, 2009
08:26:06 AM
transformer_prime ACTUALLY THINKS TRANSFORMERS 2 WAS FUNNY........

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Yes mate, I like films with more than Robots Fighting.... but.... I don't class TRANSFORMERS 2 to be one of them...AND TO MAKE IT WORSE, THE 'SCENES' WHERE ROBOTS DO 'FIGHT', WERE ALMOST all TOTALLY CRAP!

Please continue to defend this film...because IT MAKES ME LAUGH.

A note about "Racism"
by FuryofthefilmFan
Jun 25th, 2009
08:26:50 AM
To quote a fine comment on IMDB. "it's a play on our own ignorance. they are robots from outer space. they do not have a color. l o l. this is the thing, if someone thinks a character is black or white, it is THEY themselves who are looking at it with their racist lenses. they start filling out what they think a black person looks, talks, acts like. those are stereotypes. so if anyone says a robots is black, white or even half irish, they do so because they are reflecting their own racist views on the world. trust me"
Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark.
by Dr_PepperSpray
Jun 25th, 2009
08:27:44 AM
Excuse me, I didn't use the more modern term Pwned.

I'm from the Star Trek talk-backs which was Bob Orci related..Its funny because your presence is tied to his name as well. Should I suspect something, or are you too another lonely sad little basement dweller hammering that F5 key into dust? Please don't give me your history, I'm well aware of it from those talk-backs.

I'm curious, is there youtube footage of you thrashing around your little world, punishing yourself, ripping your hair and screaming till your throat bleeds all in some limp attempt to best your enemies? Cause wouldn't that be the end?!

Keep the entertainment coming Josh the Clown.

Well you know Seph J
by joshuavance1701
Jun 25th, 2009
08:28:05 AM
If no one played devils advocate and defended the film, there would be much discussion. You'd have Charles anus munch up there pontificating incessently about canadian bacon.
Oh lookey shitterspray
by joshuavance1701
Jun 25th, 2009
08:31:46 AM
You learned a new hotkey function, F5. Also, you are culturally "hip" aren't you? You saw the latest video on youtube of the moron crying his warcraft subscription was cancelled. Aren't you just the veritable sooth-sayer of trends. Did you mimic your role model and stick the Transformer up your ass?
Everyone I've spoken to in real life...
by Logan_1973
Jun 25th, 2009
08:32:09 AM
Loved it.
Everyone I've spoken to in real life...
by Logan_1973
Jun 25th, 2009
08:32:23 AM
Loved it.
Josh the Clown?
by joshuavance1701
Jun 25th, 2009
08:33:39 AM
"Must of hit it pretty close to the mark to get her riled up like that huh kid?"

You know you fuckers love it.

yeah Logan
by joshuavance1701
Jun 25th, 2009
08:35:34 AM
It's no different than the Star Wars prequels.

Everyone and their mothers loved it EXCEPT, EXCEPT, a few discerning culturally informed drop outs from New York film Academy on Ain't it cool news.

I don't think transformer_prime
by Seph_J
Jun 25th, 2009
08:35:46 AM
is playing devil's advocate. I think he genuinely considers Transformers 2 to have had a plot... and to have also been a fulfilling action/fantasy movie experience. And though he is entitled to his own opinion, in this intance, it is clear that only a lobotomised retard (that's an already retarded person who was also lobotomised) would have said opinion.
The rednecks in my cinema sure loved those black bots.
by Smashing
Jun 25th, 2009
08:36:56 AM
They laughed mightily hard at them, not with them, they laughed a lot when the presidents advisor was assaulted out that plane too, seems anything cruel and mean about people they are threatened by is amusing, guess Bay just knows his audience as he is his audience.

I won't pay to see another of his films in my life ever again, flat out that man is a massive cock.

Seph_J is more illiterate than the ghetto robots
by transformer_prime
Jun 25th, 2009
08:39:23 AM
I clearly said there were humerus moments; I never said it was a comedy. Obviously humor is something lost on someone such as yourself since you obviously lack both a sense of humor judging by your reaction to my last post, and have the mental capacity of a roadkill squirrel, which you have demonstrated to everyone by actually voicing your "opinions."
transformer prime
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jun 25th, 2009
08:42:23 AM
Are you Don Murphy or another produc