WHERE IS SHE-RA?!!!!

Just sayin'....

That being said, I find her put on personality really annoying and I hate this self promoting bullshit.

Someone needs to just transcribe these and let people read them. Or, if she really wants to play this up, drop the stupid over-performed crap. I have to assume most movie geeks would prefer a sarcastic, under-played Daria-esque reading of her material. Imagine if she played up the sarcasm angle, went topless, evoked some classic pin-up poses, and took her act to a site like Suicide Girls. She could probably make some dough.

Same old shit: misogyny check, same criticisms( voice, the point of it etc etc), tit comments double check.

Can't you guys think up anything original?

Not saying that in the sense that I disagree with your post.

I just find the image of Jesus on a Jet Ski quite Homo-erotic sounding. His amazingly non-Ancient Jewish blonde hair flowing in the breeze. Oh how we'd all laugh as he loses his flip flops.

This needs more She-Ra.

& it isn't lust. It's Lurve with a capital U. She beats Scripty girl hands down.

She will be mine, of yes, she will be mine.

Oh yes AND of yes. You'll see. I won't even mind when her friend comes round, telling stories in a fake newsreader voice. I'll just drink beer until she's gone.

He is a tourist, an Asian that can't calculate the numbers on Script Girl's videos... come on!

But then he'll just say that he was trying to inflate her numbers to prove that she isn't a vapid Variety vomiter... How's that for alliteration?

However, your latest post is SO laughable I just had to respond. So let's recap EXACTLY what you said above. Quote: "Did you happen to notice SG's last post did a quarter million on YouTube. With 30,000 coming from AICN. Proving my point that the advocates pro and con in this forum rep an insignifcant fraction of her viewers on the site. Here endeth the lesson."

Really, John T?

REALLY?

Script Girl owes us (the AICN talkbackers) 30,000 of her hits, and yet we're an "insignificant part of her viewership?" Well, I think you need a refresher course in math, John T. Because if that's the case then I guess she owes Harry and all of us BIG TIME since THAT 30,000 viewership would constitute nearly ALL of her weekly hits. So I guess she owes all of us a big fat kiss on the lips.

In fact, let's run some numbers, shall we? Follow me to my next post...

04-03.... 32,443

Gee, if she owes the AICN talkbackers for 30,000 of her hits, glad to see that out of -- oh, gee -- about 300 MILLION people in the United States and the other Ka-BILLION people in the rest of the world that a truly WHOPPING 2,400 people actually give a shit about her posts. Of course, then a funny thing happened. Script Girl pimped off the Susan Boyle video and, WOW, look at this:

04-17.... 852,873 (Susan Boyle week)

...suddenly Script Girl goes from 32,000 to discovering over 800 THOUSAND new fans! In just a week! I guess the word had gotten out on her, huh? I mean, about how great she is and all. Oh, wait. Sorry. I guess I spoke too soon. Because isn't this interesting? With NO Susan Boyle pimping attached, look at her numbers right after:

04-24.... 9,414

But wait! She has a rebound:

05-01.... 98,262

Oh wait, I spoke too soon again:

05-27.... 37,536

05-30.... 32,787

Gee, looks like those 30,000 "insignificant" AICN talkbackers are once again her only viewers. But what a shock! Suddenly last week:

06-06.... 232,679

WOW! Suddenly she just happened -- insert Bluto and the ANIMAL HOUSE frat boys coughing and saying "Bullshit! Bullshit!" here -- to discover over TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND new fans in just a week. Again. Though isn't that funny, John T? Because I remember you crowing back during the Susan Boyle week that Script Girl now officially had EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND fans and viewers. Gee, I guess 760,000 people just decided Script Girl didn't do it for them, huh? Then again, maybe it's only 30,000 who like her -- or, gee, could he REAL fan base possibly be the 9,000 she had in April?

So what are we to conclude from all this? Read on again...

However, what's even MORE fucking laughable is you, John T Chance, actually coming here each time to brag about the size of her YouTube hits and her so-called fan base, when anyone with a functioning brain can see right through you, through her, and the garbage you're both trying to peddle. So go take it elsewhere because you're both stinking up the place with the bullshit you're trying to spread.

Oh yeah, and to quote you: Here endeth the lesson.

Then again, for defending her so much, you're probably holding on to the hope that Script Girl will thank you by sending you some of her used panties, so you can jerk off in them. But hey, to quote Script Girl: Just remember! You can't jizz if you don't jerk! Or I think that's what she says. Given how much she's trying to peddle herself based on her tits and not on any actual talent, it just seems like that should be her final line each week...

Logic is wasted on the interwebs :/

Game. Set. Match.

The charade is over. Now go away.

Mom and Dad must be so proud.

you are entertaining in a sad, strange way, like the people who audition for american idol, can't sing, but sincerely think they can....

This, plus a Bayformers TB at the same time--wow!

http://www.spankwire.com/Eva-A ngelina-s-Perfect-Pussy-Gets-F ucked/video122229/

Then you posted again and said "The weeks she has the huge numbers were when she was featured by the powers that be at YouTube. NOT because she attached her video to some Susan Boyle vid." Sorry, but she DID post and attach that one video as a response to Susan Boyle. Many of us saw it that week and mocked her for it in that particular talkback. Of course she hitched a ride to Susan Boyle. How the fuck do you think she went all the way from 9,000 up to 800,000 in just a one week span? And even if we go by your statement that it was the YouTube powers that be who pushed her on certain weeks, and that's what raised her hit count, you're STILL only proving Big Ape's point that if SG wasn't getting help to directly manipulate things, she'd be in the cellar.

So nice going, asswipe for throwing up a post that undercut your own argument.