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Harry has seen THE EXPENDABLES in Action, Joking and making their film!

First! by exposedfilm	Jun 18th, 2009 10:09:48 PM
boo-yah.
second! by Giraffe_nipple_tassels	Jun 18th, 2009 10:16:40 PM
$hit!
Thanks, Harry by tiredpm	Jun 18th, 2009 10:19:40 PM
That was a set visit report. That's what I wanted more than any hyperbole, more than any sexual innuendos, more than PR filler crap. Thanks for taking us on the set. NOW I'm fucking pumped for this film.
This year's Little Miss Dirty Dozen! by chrth	Jun 18th, 2009 10:19:48 PM

Bruce Willis as Church?? by coltrautman	Jun 18th, 2009 10:20:27 PM
Harry, do you have any info on the casting of Church cameo/character?
Got to ask... by tiredpm	Jun 18th, 2009 10:22:28 PM
...PG13? Stallone was fucking with us, right? Or is it going to be a Drag Me To Hell PG13?
Not ashamed to say it.... by lola0813	Jun 18th, 2009 10:22:35 PM
I scrolled to the Statham part and read that first (but you probably knew I would do that).
So did Dolph end up nailing the line? by JuanSanchez	Jun 18th, 2009 10:24:08 PM

Harry's Expendibles Review... by XoanonTORN	Jun 18th, 2009 10:31:38 PM
is already being written, its the text above with the following added at the end: 'It is the best movie in the history of everything, I cried' -THE END
Sounds cool as shit by Adelai Niska	Jun 18th, 2009 10:32:07 PM
but I gotta say, if they were going to do matching "Expendables" tattoos, I wish it was just a big ugly brand of the word EXPENDABLE
I hope it's R!!!! by sonnyfern	Jun 18th, 2009 10:33:35 PM
That's very important to me!
If it has to be 2010, how about January 1st? by CherryValance	Jun 18th, 2009 10:34:45 PM
:D It kinda sounded like they were interviewing you instead of you interviewing them. I guess they planned it that way so you wouldn't spill too many beans. Good job describing that scene with Dolph. It was just like being there except not humid.
Someone told me by SenatorJeffersonSmith	Jun 18th, 2009 10:39:21 PM
Dolph's got balls big enough to cum in a dumpster. Oh wait, thats Dalton from Road House, not Dolph.
ThePilgrim by HEADGEEK	Jun 18th, 2009 10:46:25 PM
The unit photographer took some photos - hopefully they'll send some, and I'll add them in a future story. But they didn't want me running around snapping shots while they tried to work.
Harry, just out of curiosity... by BadMrWonka	Jun 18th, 2009 10:54:44 PM
how knowledgeable/involved is Stallone with camera work, shot setup, angles, lenses, etc.? I hear a lot about him actually being very good with actors, and you gave a great glimpse into that, but all the movies he's directed have been a little, you know, clunky, directorially. Rocky Balboa and Rambo were both well edited and paced, but the shot selection was so BORING, sorry to say. I honestly wonder if he knows that getting people hooked into his characters and stories is enough, and rudimentary visual direction is enough. but then a movie like this comes along, that is completely an ensemble piece, with presumable 4-6 people on screen at a time, and a more cinematographically inclined director would feel much more at home, I'd think. does he leave a large amount of those decisions to the DP? is he stepping it up a bit? and don't let the haters get you down, Big Guy. I for one would be super bummed if Statham had broken your neck and then gone for a slushie.
rippling like a harp of pain by i.baronvladimir	Jun 18th, 2009 11:00:19 PM
nice one
Hope it's as brutal as Rambo 4 by david26	Jun 18th, 2009 11:05:05 PM
This movie's cast is just ridiculous, should be a lot fun to see these guys all together in a movie.
Roland Kickinger is Conan by terry1978	Jun 18th, 2009 11:08:33 PM
Check out some of the sites online. It all comes full circle, man.
Great set report... by Darth Thoth	Jun 18th, 2009 11:11:57 PM
But really sorry to hear about Danny Trejo. That sucks.
This film just sounds better and better all the time. by LoneGun	Jun 18th, 2009 11:14:09 PM
Can't wait for it. Then Stallone can follow up with that Poe bio-pic.
oh for fuck's sake by i.baronvladimir	Jun 18th, 2009 11:14:48 PM
was really hoping they would go a different route with conan this time, stick closer to REH. another muscle-bound oaf. brilliant. damn it, terry1978, you've ruined my night.
Somali pirates gotta eat! by kafka07	Jun 18th, 2009 11:21:48 PM
no really, they truly gotta eat
So, what chicks are in this sausage fest? by ErnestBorgNine	Jun 18th, 2009 11:24:22 PM
And it better not be a bunch of old famous broads from genre films past. A couple of those would be okay, but c'mon.
NO TREJO!?!?! by LHombreSiniestro	Jun 18th, 2009 11:42:47 PM
Lemme get this straight.... the plot involves a group of mercenaries going to SOUTH AMERICA.....and they couldnt find a role for Trejo?!!?!? If "MACHETE" hadn't been greenlit I'd be pissed!!! Sly better write a role in "Expendables 2"
I will break you by Voltan	Jun 18th, 2009 11:46:18 PM
I don't know, Jet Li seems out of place among those guys. Carl Weathers or someone other '80s western action star might have been aight. Oh yeah, and it's little worrisome that the scene with Dolph did not appear to end in success.
I wish JCVD took the role... by Kal Reeve	Jun 18th, 2009 11:50:40 PM
He would have nailed that scene. I'm sorry, but no matter how smart Dolph Lungdren supposedly is, he is not a good actor. He is flat, stiff, and lacks charisma. Watch "Showdown in Little Tokyo" for plenty of evidence of this. Van Damme would have certainly pulled off the scene Lungdren had such trouble with.
But does it have Bill Duke in it by Gwai Lo	Jun 18th, 2009 11:56:28 PM
No Bill Duke = No Deal
JCVD vs Ivan Drago?!?! by Andrewserf	Jun 19th, 2009 12:12:30 AM
cue ballerina jokes
HGH as the McGuffin!!!! by MANZILLA	Jun 19th, 2009 12:16:43 AM

Harry Is This Going To Be PG-13 Or R? by MANZILLA	Jun 19th, 2009 12:17:50 AM
I'm dying to tell my friends, if I had any that is :(
FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH by TheExterminator	Jun 19th, 2009 12:31:29 AM
fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
COME ON HARRY by damiz707	Jun 19th, 2009 12:43:40 AM
PG13 OR R. Fuck, you know we're all dying to know. I don't know anyone excited over this movie, that wants a damn PG13 rating. Just tell us what you think Sly may be shooting for from all the shit you saw. Pleeeeeease, this shit is really killing me, bro.
I'm already waiting in line! by Thot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:43:44 AM
Sly brought us the goods in Rocky Balboa and the unbelievably ass-kicking Rambo, so I have no doubt that The Expendables will deliver the goods once again. Thank you Sly for keeping the traditional action movie alive and well!!
Wow. That was like 60.000 words or sumpthing... by Motoko Kusanagi	Jun 19th, 2009 12:45:02 AM
This movie will rock, though.
I THOUGHT MICKEY ROURKE WAS IN THIS MOVIE? by ass clown	Jun 19th, 2009 12:48:38 AM
I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT HIM RECENTLY, BUT HE STILL SHOWS UP ON THE IMDB.COM CAST LIST. HOPEFULLY, HE'S BUSY SHOOTING IRON MAN 2 AND HE WILL COME BACK TO FILM HIS SCENES AFTER THAT WRAPS.
I thought it was PG-13. . . by UndeadRabbitZombieJim	Jun 19th, 2009 12:53:07 AM
But I sure as shit hope it is a hard R. Rambo style.
Ass Clown by Hellbastardo	Jun 19th, 2009 01:04:41 AM
Pretty sure Rourke is in it . I have read at least 2 interviews with Rourke where he talks about it
Comic-Con? by Rindain	Jun 19th, 2009 01:17:29 AM
Anyone know whether Stallone and co. will make ti to Comic-Con this year?
Kickinger ain't Conan dipshit by TELF	Jun 19th, 2009 01:19:08 AM
http://www.latinoreview.com/ne ws/debunked-kickinger-not-cona n-7187 Don't believe everything you read on the web. Except this post. And that The Expendables will have full ownership of our asses next year.
Harry : Was that the greatest day of your life? by hallmitchell	Jun 19th, 2009 01:20:44 AM
Great set report. This film could be one of the greats.
So, does this mean.... by fozzy360	Jun 19th, 2009 01:30:40 AM
...that The Expendables will be given a great review by Harry? Probably so.
Where the walls padded thick to contain the awesomeness? by GibsonUSA Returns	Jun 19th, 2009 01:33:29 AM
So much of it in that room.
Nice article, Harry... by Mr. Waturi	Jun 19th, 2009 01:36:19 AM
I'm not your biggest fan, but I really enjoyed reading that set report. Well done.
Why you trine to dog our buildins, dawg? by Jumping Windows	Jun 19th, 2009 01:45:41 AM
I live in New Orleans and I didn't see you there, ergo, the veracity of your statements doan hole watah, cher. Eat all dem chips, yere?
So is the name "Expendables" reference to action stars? by GibsonUSA Returns	Jun 19th, 2009 01:50:42 AM
...who have their time then are seemingly cast off? Wonder if Sly will address the name in the DVD commentary.
Harry... by Jumping Windows	Jun 19th, 2009 01:53:25 AM
EAT ALL DEM CHIPS, Y'HEAR?!!!
Please please harry send Vern to this set by drturing	Jun 19th, 2009 02:31:48 AM
come on man, i don't think Vern gets paid for all the years he's done stuff here. please ask sly to send him down there.
dioxholster by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 19th, 2009 02:50:43 AM
Because it's sexy bulky men blowing shit up. It gives us hard ons. You really need this explained, you little wimp!
ONLY YOU CAN DO IT, DOLPH!!! by DOGSOUP	Jun 19th, 2009 03:26:06 AM
I Believe in You!
Dolph to share top billing with Sly by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 03:29:38 AM
Total respect to Dolph for sticking in there and nailing the scene. The guy is awesome and Sly is amazing for seeing his potential. These guys should have made more movies together.
THE GUNS, THE GUTS, THE GLORY by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 03:37:41 AM
But ony if Sly can take it to a level on par with Rambo:First Blood 2 where there was the right mix of action and violence and where it still stands to repeat viewings today. Many have copied none have equalled. Cosmatos did for Sly what Siegel did for Eastwood.
THREE CHEERS FOR DOLPH..... by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 03:38:35 AM
hip hip.......
DOLPH was actually toying with sly's mind by ironic_name	Jun 19th, 2009 03:39:24 AM
and his wife's vagina later on.
SLY IS MAKING THIS FILM FOR ME by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 03:44:50 AM
When i was about 15 (twenty years ago) i wrote to Sly and the guy sent me a signed photo. I still have it. THe guy is genuine and KNOWS he has fans, RESPECTS the fans, and ultimately WORKS for the fans. This guy GIVES 100% and wants to PLEASE his fans and not just make moolah ($)
COBRA 2 by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 03:45:27 AM

********COBRA 2************* by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 03:47:09 AM
FOR COSMATOS, FOR THE FANS, FOR THE LEGACY!
HOW TO SPEND YOUR DAY OFF WORK by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 03:47:46 AM
post talkbacks!
THREE CHEERS FOR DOLPH... by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 03:48:38 AM
er...hooray!
HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA WATCH THIS by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 03:51:15 AM
About 5 times on cinema Buy the Blu-ray Buy the directors cut Buy the film companion Buy the PS3 game (I wanna be Dolph) Buy the fucking T-Shirt
FInal word to say to Sly and the cast... by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 03:52:21 AM
RESPECT
Is Harry still wiping the cum from his lips? by scriptgirl_nipples	Jun 19th, 2009 03:54:47 AM

omega_786 speaketh the truth, heed his words by ironic_name	Jun 19th, 2009 03:55:39 AM
and bow before dolph.
I BELIEVE IN DOLPH by ironic_name	Jun 19th, 2009 03:58:26 AM
DOLPH BELIEVES IN ME.
This movie will fuck every hole you've got by caruso_stalker217	Jun 19th, 2009 04:00:55 AM
This is my most anticipated film of the century.
The Expendables 2 by dailysportspages	Jun 19th, 2009 04:03:31 AM
Danny Trejo, JCVD, Bill Duke, Kurt Russell, Michael Biehn, Hulk Hogan.
Fascinating, candid stuff, Harry. Can't wait for this movie! by Mr Nicholas	Jun 19th, 2009 04:05:56 AM

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when he attempted to kill me in an elaborate series of moves tha by masteryoda007	Jun 19th, 2009 04:17:29 AM
Come on Jason why stop at trying to kill him.? You could have ended Harry's existence in under 1 second yet he survives to fight another day?
*Hail to the KIng*motherfuckers! by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 04:43:49 AM
All ye Dolphites et al Slyralites listen to the message from the forbidden place called STALLONEZONE and ye shall be cleansed of the plagues of Ratner, Anderson & McG sayeth King Omega_786
Roland Kickinger.... by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 04:53:52 AM
...Should have been in Expendables but would to see him in Commando 2.
SPOILER! by gotilk	Jun 19th, 2009 04:57:46 AM
This film will fuck your girlfriend and then go grab a sandwich from your fridge before you set down your controller.
You know when the film credits says 'Directed by' by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 05:08:13 AM
...And it says stuff like ...'the director of' and then names previous films. Well i think for Expendables it should say ' Directed by Sylvester Stallone - creator of the high octane action genre.
or... by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 05:09:06 AM
something like 'Directed by Stallone - you know who the fuck i am'
This aint gay or anything but... by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 05:11:45 AM
i'd like to see Stallone topless in this one...check that testosterone out. Actually the film could say 'Directed by Sylvester 'Testosterone' Stallone.
Can i retract that last statement? by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 05:13:28 AM
Cos what i meant was Stallone being topless to show off scars and tattoos like Rambo.
Stallone to star in new Mobile phone 'orange' advert by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 05:16:12 AM
Stallone directing Dolph and telling him to use the phone to say 'i'm checking out pirate-bay' and Sly saying 'CUT! - I need more intensity Dolph'
Harry, any hint at who may play Church? by OgreYouAsshole	Jun 19th, 2009 05:48:29 AM
Although Willis had been rumored to play the part, he's tied to 'A Couple of Dicks'.
And if Willis really can't play Church... by OgreYouAsshole	Jun 19th, 2009 05:49:34 AM
Michael Biehn should get the part.
CHURCH by Inge	Jun 19th, 2009 05:55:35 AM
Great set report Harry..But did you catch any wind of what is going on with the Church casting?
FOR FUCKS SAKE, HARRY.... by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 19th, 2009 05:56:55 AM
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE RATED!?!? THIS IS THE ONE QUESTION--THE ONLY FUCKING QUESTION-- WE GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT RIGHT NOW!?!?
CHURCH by Phimseto	Jun 19th, 2009 05:58:05 AM
I'd like to know, though I also think Michael Biehn is an awesome next choice, too.
Harry, you watched 4 hours of Dolph takes? by Cisco Dyke	Jun 19th, 2009 06:04:26 AM
You are the fucking man. You shouldn't consider Collateral a favorite Statham film though, he's in it for 4 seconds. Its like saying Young Guns is my favorite Tom Cruise movie, when it is actually Legend.
DIRECT CONTACT WAS SHIT! by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 19th, 2009 06:12:24 AM
HERE'S THE THING, HARRY... INSTEAD OF WASTING OUR FUCKING TIME RAMBLING ON ABOUT HOW GODDAMNED GOOD DIRECT CONTACT WAS(NT)(MAKE NO MISTAKE, FOLKS, DIRECT CONTACT IS FUCKING UNWATCHABLE--HENCE THE STRAIGHT TO DVD), WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU ASKING THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION, HUH? WHAT IN THE NAME OF RAMBO IS THE MOVIE GOING TO BE RATED!?
So why hasn't Sly been mentioned for Predators? by SoylentMean	Jun 19th, 2009 06:15:20 AM
Imagine the level of carnage seen in Rambo brought to a movie about not one, but multiple Predators? The sheer possiblity of that potential bliss is unmistakeably blissfully blissful to the nth degree of unknown bliss.
OH, AND ONE MORE THING, HARRY... by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 19th, 2009 06:21:30 AM
I THINK I CAN SPEAK FOR ALL OF US WHEN I SAY WE ALL LOVE DOLPH, REALLY WE DO. AND FOR ONE FUCKING REASON: ROCKY 4! YEAH, YEAH, UNIVERSAL SOLDIER WAS COOL, BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT PITTED JCVD AGAINST THAT 'DUDE FROM ROCKY 4'! AGAIN, MY CHUBBY LITTLE FRIEND, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT GONNA BE RATED!?
DeNiro4Prez... by LordPorkington	Jun 19th, 2009 06:36:41 AM
Hey dipshit, how the hell should Harry know what rating it's going to be? The makers of the movie don't even know that. Once they've finished the final cut, it'll be submitted to the MPAA and they'll decide. So shut the fuck up and stop your bitchy whining. Jeez.
Rated by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 19th, 2009 06:49:46 AM
Listen up everyone, we all know that Harry sits and monitors all of the TB's of his posts sweating, naked, with a ding-dong in one hand and a fucking Suzie-Q in the other. Why doe he do this? Because that's one thing that Harry is actually really fucking good at, answering the questions we all throw at him. Yet, despite begs and pleas for an answer in numeorus TB's on this movie, Harry has remained silent on the Rating. Now let's really stop and think about this because it isn't too fucking difficult and all chatter about this movie being PG-13 should stop cuz it aint gonna happen. First off, we have SLy stating the now infamous PG-13 comment, when? On April fucking Fool's Day. This has spawned an incredible amount of protest and creaming but most importantly, ut has keopt all of us talking about the movie. It has set us up to be falling over ourselves wit glee and ejaculations just for finding out that the movie is rated R. Now, think back to the moment we heard about Rocky Balboa and Rambo 4, the main consensus was something like this, "BWAAAHHAAAHHAHHA" Right? Two things changes our minds. The first was that Rocky Balboa was actually really damn good and earned its spot up with some of the best Rocky movies and it fucking owned the others. The second thing that changed our inds was a Stallone directed red-band trailer that we all watched on this site of Rambo 4. Do you remember the first time you saw that? Holy fuck, we all went apeshit. So now, we have Sly, an intelligent man who has proven himself to be incredibly in tune with his fans, knowing what his winning formula was for this comeback stage of his career. Carnage, absolute fucking carnage. Bringing the violence back to an R rated action movie. Making an action movie for his adult fans because the teenagers today don;t give a fuck about him anyway and he knows it. Now he has assembled this incredible cast and seemingly promised an old-school, flat-out, balls to the wall, old school action movie. Do you really think he would go the PG route? Or even PG-13? Consider that Harry could end this discussion based on what he saw on this set visit alone. He watched a scene of carnage. Now, he could easily tell us whether or not this scene of carnage is more akin to an R rated movie or if Stallone has pussied out to grab the teenagers. Yet, Harry remains silent despite the fact that Harry gets off, and we all know that Harry gets off on answering our little questions and thinking he has the answers. WHY???? That's the inportant question, why? I think Stallone has told Harry, or asked Harry to keep quiet about the rating and the level of violence that he has witnessed because Stallone is planning on blowing us all out of the water with the ultimate red-band trailer from hell! If that's not so, than Harry just spent 6 hours with a group of people who all have the answer to one the hottest questions on his site and didn;t ask anyone. If that's the case, he's a moron and should send someone else on trips like this who might actually ask a simple question that we have all been screaming for moths now. My two cents.
confusion over DTV by Bouncy X	Jun 19th, 2009 06:51:46 AM
while there are instances of movies that were meant to be released theatrically and the studio decides to dump it, make no mistake, Dolph isn't in that group. Neither is Van Damme or Segal for that matter...their movies were made with the budget and production values and knowledge that it would be DTV. so to accuse any of Dolph's movies being so bad they were "dumped", well that's just impossible.
Drag Me to Hell taught an important lesson, Sly! by JohnRyder	Jun 19th, 2009 06:51:56 AM
PG-13 rating can backfire. Consider it!
RE: LORDPORK by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 19th, 2009 06:53:33 AM
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE ASS LICKING, D & D PLAYING CUM STAIN, HARRY FUCKING KNOWS WE WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FILM IS GONNA BE RATED. HE FUCKING KNOWS THIS IF HE READS THESE STUPID TALKBACKS... EVERY TIME 'THE EXPENDABLES' IS MENTIONED ON THIS SITE, EVERY OTHER FUCKING TEN COMMENTS OR SO FOLKS ARE ASKING THE SAME FUCKING QUESTION: WHAT THE FUCK IS IT GONNA BE RATED!? SO, WHAT NOT COMMENT ON THE USE OF PROFANITY (OR NOT) IN ANY ONE SCENE HE IS DESCRIBING INSTEAD OF FUCKING RAVING ABOUT 'DIRECT CONTACT WITH A REALLY BAD MOVIE'???? SEE MY POINT? PROBABLY NOT, BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK ANYWAY, RIGHT? I'M SURE YOU'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO ANYWAY, LIKE DESTROYING SOME DRAGONS AND WHAT HAVE YOU.
Fucking typos by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 19th, 2009 06:53:52 AM
Sorry for the long post and sorry this arcane, cheap ass site has no edit feature. I mean, I love this site as much as the next guy but Jesus Christ, get out of the 90's!
Drag Me To Hell by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 19th, 2009 06:58:17 AM
God, it was awful. Totally unwatchable. Hideous acting, and dare I say it? Terrible direction from one of my cinema heroes. I'll always be pissed at this site for pumping me up so much for that tired, cliched, well-beaten-path, piece of garbage. What the fuck happened to Sam Raimi? First Spiderman 3 and now this? Ugh...
This is what G.I. the movie should have been by WillFerret	Jun 19th, 2009 07:02:14 AM

RE: DANCING WITH THE DEAD by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 19th, 2009 07:03:12 AM
How are you, my friend? I always enjoy reading your posts, but must say I'm not sold on your latest. I hope you're right and all, but believe you are forgetting the current trend of PG-13 action films? And too, were 'they' joking with a PG-13 rating for Die Hard and Terminator 4? I mean, really, man, you'd think those two, they WOULD have been joking about, right? Wrong. It's all about money, and if the studio stipulated to Sly that it will be PG-13, it will... and movies like this-- movies that should be rated R instead of PG-13-- delay the 'official' rating until the very last minute to build excitement and delay fan backlash... happens all the time.
church = chuck by ironic_name	Jun 19th, 2009 07:06:09 AM

RATED ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ FOR EXCESSIVE by ironic_name	Jun 19th, 2009 07:09:22 AM
EVERYTHING.
DOLPH: "I MUST BREAK YOU." by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 07:15:08 AM
Jet: "I blake you light back!"
THE POSTERS FOR THE EXPENDABLES WILL BE SO BALEDAMNED AWESOME by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 07:19:09 AM
Can you imagine these guys on one fucking poster? Guys and gals alike will be spontaneously jizzing.
THE RATING IS NOT AN ISSUE WITH ME by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 07:22:41 AM
Once you get a faceful of SlyJasonJetDolphRandyetc, the only possible outcome is fucked eyeballs.
Deniro4Prez by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 19th, 2009 07:28:02 AM
I think the difference between Die Hard 4 and Terminator 4 is Sly's willing to listen to the fans. Look at the fiddy cent backlash and how Sly resonded to us by showing him his walking papers. Harry could easily end this debate by simply reporting what he saw, yet he doesn't. I think, or hope, there's a reason for that. But you're right, lately it does happen all the time, the integrity of living up to all thse great films is shitcanned in favor of extending them with a homgenized (sic?) sequel to bring in the 13 year-old's. On this one, I really hope I'm right.
Homogenized? by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 19th, 2009 07:29:11 AM
Fuck it, watered down.
this will beat the shit out of tarantino ... by muri71	Jun 19th, 2009 07:30:20 AM
and his pussy cast
u can only root 4 EXPENDABLES or Basterds by muri71	Jun 19th, 2009 07:31:03 AM
there is no loving both! sly is the man!
THIS WILL OWN 2010 while basterds will bomb by muri71	Jun 19th, 2009 07:31:59 AM
with the shitty cast of: schweiger, myers, roth, kruger etc IN SLY WE TRUST!
men watch EXPENDABLES girls watch basterds by muri71	Jun 19th, 2009 07:32:35 AM

PALIN FAMILY COMPARISON by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 07:35:09 AM
Expendables = Naked Bristol in a bed with satin sheets Basterds = Trig in 3 day old diapers Sarah neglected to change
Great report Harry by Genre_Baby	Jun 19th, 2009 07:43:34 AM
One of your all time best. Sounds like Dolph will nail that character. And Jason S.? Very, very cool. I hope he gets a chance to work with Carpenter and Rick Baker some time in the future. Sounds like the Expendables is shaping up to be a great film.
VERBAGE by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 07:44:04 AM
Sounds hot!
by the way finally a good set review harry! by muri71	Jun 19th, 2009 07:46:11 AM

willis is church and mickey already shot his scenes by muri71	Jun 19th, 2009 07:49:31 AM
thats for sure, he was on the set some weeks ago. mickey did some days of shoting 4 the expendables and went back 2 the iron man set after that. willis was confirmed 2 play church and will shot his scenes with arnold together as far as i know, til this day. but changes may come? sadly no michael biehn, damn i hoped he would be in this but maybe in part two, lets wait?!
OK, now THIS is why I come to AICN! by YackBacker	Jun 19th, 2009 07:50:05 AM
Harry, you fucking deliver like an aging boxer with a solid right hook. Damn, you can still bring it. I want more of this, brother!
Pirate jokes always work! by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 19th, 2009 07:51:46 AM

Good shit Harry. You lucky bugger. by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 19th, 2009 07:52:34 AM

HARRY, tell Sly to get Steve Kasan!!! by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 08:19:56 AM
he is a Toronto actor, a new face, and has talent! This only comes out in 2010, there is still time! Check the proof here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =9Od4sFlyECw
Imagine if Dolph and Jet took over the by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jun 19th, 2009 08:27:47 AM
role of Vinnie Jones,and the Asian dude in The Condemned. Steve Austin would not have a chance, Dolph would have killed Jet, and they could have just named the movie Oleg's Island.
How about a grown up Frankie Muniz as by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jun 19th, 2009 08:36:52 AM
computer geek expendable. He could kick Cody Banks' ass.
Harry, an honest question. by Kief_Ledger	Jun 19th, 2009 08:44:03 AM
Did anyone mention Bruce Willis joining the cast of this flick? Of all the people we nerds want to see (Carl Weathers, Trejo, JCVD) Bruce has me the most excited. Bruce's name on the cast would turn this film from a "Balls out non-stop thrill ride" to "TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION"
Harry, Sly needs to look at Steve Kasan's video! by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 08:44:30 AM
A MUST: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =9Od4sFlyECw
Can't wait to see this! by sith_rising	Jun 19th, 2009 08:47:17 AM
Sounds like the most testosterone on a set since Predator.
IT'S LIKE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 09:00:09 AM
for men!
HOW ABOUT A CAMEO FOR ABKING by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 09:04:47 AM
as the guy who serves sandwiches and juice to the Expendables?
DOLPH IS YOUR BIOLOGICAL FATHER. by ironic_name	Jun 19th, 2009 09:14:56 AM

VERBAGE by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 09:15:15 AM
That sounds hot!
if chuck norris plays the president, binks, spandau, caruso and by ironic_name	Jun 19th, 2009 09:16:35 AM
will have to sue.
AyatollahSexyBack by Grammaton Cleric Binks	Jun 19th, 2009 09:18:30 AM
straight men that is.
This will be PG-13.. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 19th, 2009 09:19:09 AM

I can't fucking stand when people say "CRAFT SERVICES" by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 19th, 2009 09:23:28 AM
Its just fucking desperate "Industry Talk" bullshit. Yeah-- everyone here understands what the fuck that means. You could have easily said "I was thirsty so I got a drink and ran into....." Wow so you're their special guest, and they gave you a free fucking Sprite. Bravo. We're all jealous.
PG-13 for theatres, Rated R for DVD or the... by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 09:25:11 AM
"Extreme edition" for DVD with footage not seen in theatres with a digital copy
I TAKE DRINKS FROM CRAFT SERVICES by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 09:26:56 AM
anytime Law and Order is filming in the hood.
Harry, tell Sly to put in Steve Kasan and EWB! by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 09:27:55 AM
There must be a scene at the end where EWB can sing her trash.
GRAMMATON by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 09:30:30 AM
Oh no, gay men will definitely gravitate to the Expendables. And that's good for box office.
IT'S THE LEAST THEY OWE ME FOR MAKING ME CROSS THE STREET by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 09:31:09 AM

JUST CALL THE CRAFT SERVICE PEOPLE "FOODBOTS" by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 09:32:39 AM
"Hey foodbot what do you have for us today?" "Hey foodbot let me get some ketchup." etc.
Frank Stallone As Church!!!!!!! by MANZILLA	Jun 19th, 2009 09:40:28 AM

BRING ME THE HEAD OF ALFREDO MOUSAVI! by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 19th, 2009 09:44:03 AM

Sounds much better than Inglourious Basterds. by Yoda's Ball Sack	Jun 19th, 2009 09:45:54 AM
Stallone was smart enough not to get Brad Pitt.
" mosquitoes and incredibly humid and uncomfortable sweaty condi by GaiustheBrave	Jun 19th, 2009 09:57:32 AM
Welcome to New Orleans! It was actually only 4-5 degrees cooler here. But, who's measuring? Hope it's as brutal as Rambo 4 but has more substance. A running time of 1 hr. 21 min. is not enough time to make a good porno.
Harry, get Sly to put Steve Kasan as Church! A new face and.. by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 10:03:09 AM
A new talent! The old guys are cool and awesome, but when they are gone, who's next to step up? Dwayne and Diesel messed up, please don't tell me that any of the Gossip Girl homos or Shia are the ones to do so! Steve Kasan, Harry! Make it so!
Franchise opportunity by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 10:10:43 AM
IF the film is rated R then there's scope for a trilogy at least. And the best thing...Sly just needs to cameo in the others & let either Dolph or Statham lead the assualt.
What's the salary of these gusy or is it % by omega_786	Jun 19th, 2009 10:12:44 AM
Looking at the $200 million and more worldwide box office potential i reckon they are all on %.
SLY NEEDS TO GROW SOME BALLS. TELL US THE RATING. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 19th, 2009 10:26:47 AM
Right fucking now.
HAULT SINNERS!!!!! by Series7	Jun 19th, 2009 10:36:38 AM
Dolph isn’t a jokey kind of guy, my ass.
Terry Crews by Series7	Jun 19th, 2009 10:38:49 AM
I hope this makes him a star, he is also funny as shit.
It will be Rated R by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 10:38:54 AM
who else will they market this to? Not fucking limpwristed kids who watch Twilight.
Sly NEEDS to get Steve Kasan in here! by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 10:40:03 AM
Harry, new talent that must be found! And he wants to be in here not like fucking Seagal.
FUCK SEAGAL, Steve Kasan is tens times better than Steven Seagal by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 10:42:07 AM
Sly, Harry, Lionsgate Reps, whoever, you have a talent to use in Steve!
WHo? by JuanSanchez	Jun 19th, 2009 10:43:21 AM

Arnold is going to be in this! by Series7	Jun 19th, 2009 10:44:16 AM
I must have missed that, reading that put a big smile on my face. I'm so happy I'm gonna inject my ass with steroids twice today!
Fuck Trejo too! He Mexi-Can't where Steve Kasan can Mexi-Can by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 10:45:01 AM
The Truth Suckahs, if you can count!
Should've gotten by Series7	Jun 19th, 2009 10:46:32 AM
Tony Jaa instead of Jet Li.
Where's Michael Dudikoff chair? by Gorgomel	Jun 19th, 2009 10:46:35 AM
come on the American Ninja deserves to be in this.
Dude! by rfid	Jun 19th, 2009 10:50:08 AM
Learn! To! Write!
LET SLY CONCENTRATE ON FILMING by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 10:53:41 AM
and worry about the rating later. It's going to be great. Stop worrying about it.
by Cobra--Kai	Jun 19th, 2009 10:56:34 AM
WHEN HARRY MET STATHY. Cool piece.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9 Od4sFlyECw by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 10:56:55 AM
Worth the look Sly!
FORGET STEVE KASAN, GET TERESA FROM REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NJ by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 11:12:30 AM
She flipped a fucking table last week! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =zBNMe8GfTVI Action starts at 1:02
AyatollahSexyBack, shit Get them BOTH! by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 11:20:17 AM
Teresa can do strip tease for the Dictator like Jaime Lee in True Lies.
by Cobra--Kai	Jun 19th, 2009 11:21:28 AM
Somalian pirates getting gunned down in slow motion. Could be an opportunity to call in the Exotic Wailing Bitch?
AyatollahSexyBack, or she blow the dictator just when... by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 11:21:42 AM
Sly and the gang fuck this up!
seriously though, Sly should look into getting Steve...and EWB! by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 11:23:21 AM

TERESA IS THE EWB!!! by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 11:24:23 AM
Holy shit, get them both you're right!!!!
SLY - This better be "R" - Finish strong. by BillyMayesHere	Jun 19th, 2009 11:27:08 AM
Do not give us a PG 13. Really think there's another Rambo in you as well... Lose the belly and take that shirt off in this one. You looked BLOATED in the last one. (We both know why) Good luck with Expendables.
by Cobra--Kai	Jun 19th, 2009 11:27:27 AM
Legend has it that the Exotic Wailing Bitch wears one of those burkas with a ninja slit. Not because she's muslim. Just for the mystery. She could be ANYone!
AyatollahSexyBack, Yeah man... by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 11:29:51 AM
Sly, get them both! Steve Kasan and that Terese cunt as Exotic Wailing Bitch.
SHE COULD BE TITBAG by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 11:29:59 AM
for realz!
ummm, sly? by idrinkyourmilkshake	Jun 19th, 2009 11:32:49 AM
sold. count me in big guy.you sold me with rocky balboa-i pretty much dug rambo, and this...well...you jsut "get" us aintit-coolers.rock on, and count on my $10
Cobra, it's up at last by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 19th, 2009 11:38:32 AM
http://tinyurl.com/ ck5cds
Ayatollah, yeah mang... by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 11:38:42 AM
One scene have Sly's character ride her ass hard then get a phone call to do the mission!
NICE WORK STUNTCOCK / DGDB! by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 11:43:36 AM

BALE BE PRAISED!! by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 11:43:53 AM

HEY STUNTCOCK by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 11:45:19 AM
Can you recommend a good free pic hosting site that's not such a nazi on barely NSFW pics?
AyatollahSexyBack by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 19th, 2009 11:54:42 AM
Sometimes photobucket lets you get away with shit, sometimes not. With the site, I can just upload right from my desktop.
THANKS, PRO by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 11:56:15 AM

life will be both better after seeing this, but also sad by ironic_name	Jun 19th, 2009 11:58:42 AM
that we won't ever get that much coolness on screen again.
HARRY - at least lie and tell us Dolph did well. by JuanSanchez	Jun 19th, 2009 11:59:10 AM
We need to hear it.
Again this Steve Kasan Shit=YOU CANT ACT DUDE! by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:01:28 PM

Harry tell us who will play Church? by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:02:24 PM

ironic by just pillow talk	Jun 19th, 2009 12:02:52 PM
That is why you will own a copy of this and watch it religiously to honor the Gods....
Where is Bruce Campell & Michael Biehn? by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:03:33 PM
and why are they not in this?
Stuntcock - that's friggin' great stuff. by JuanSanchez	Jun 19th, 2009 12:03:36 PM

ironic by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 19th, 2009 12:04:23 PM
Expendables 2/3/4. If it makes enough dough, count on it.
LOL STUNTCOCK=GOOD by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:05:53 PM

DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot by just pillow talk	Jun 19th, 2009 12:05:58 PM
Bruce's chin is one of the sets, so technically he is in it. I think Biehn died back in the early 90's.
Hawian Organ Donor is the man to thank. by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 19th, 2009 12:07:11 PM
He slaved over that site, night and day.
A toast to Hawaiian Organ Donor! by JuanSanchez	Jun 19th, 2009 12:09:46 PM

STEVE KASAN=EXPENDABLES FOODBOT by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:10:41 PM
He can Deliver the REAL MEN some Food, after they manhandled Steve Kasan BIG TIME. Hey Steve stop annoying People with this, you already did it @Twitter way too much. In no Verse you are better as Segal and He`s not even an average Actor.
@Pillow=LOL by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:12:17 PM
Bruce Chin=Good One!;)
DavidCarradineswhatever, man I am not Steve... by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:12:52 PM

"In no verse you are better as Segal" Get the fuck outta here! by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:13:45 PM

After The Expendables manhandled Steve... by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:14:15 PM
they will take over Tarantinos Basterds.
mmmmmm yeaaaaah by Ditko	Jun 19th, 2009 12:15:25 PM
the "pictures of real men" really got me going too!
You got your opinion fine, but Randy Couture cant act either.. by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:16:32 PM
You watch Scorpion King 2, fucking shit! But you got your opinion.
What else Steves Lover? by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:16:52 PM
Why the Boost for someone you didnt know and who hasnt SHIT out then?
Why boost for Kurt Russel here months ago only to find by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:19:21 PM
He doesn't do ensemble pictures=Sly, I'm not doing this shit. Basically it right?
Well Steve, Randy at least can KICK ASS for real. by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:19:33 PM
What is your Skill, bore us with wannabe acting?
Steven Seagal's taint has a better chance than Steve Kasan by JuanSanchez	Jun 19th, 2009 12:20:09 PM
of ending up in The Expendables.
DavidCarradines, dude here is the reason why... by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:23:12 PM
I see the same fuckers get all the roles, the same vanilla midgets. There is tons of talent out there waiting to be discovered now with the net we can find talent. You think he's shit, fine, two sides to the coin you know. I think he is great. Thats why Im rooting for him otherwise we have to go through god knows what. If this rakes in huge money, who knows, Lionsgate might tell Sly to put in Robert Pattison, you want that? Studio Execs has the money you know, even Sly can't fight that. Thats why, I don't want to start an argument, its Friday but thats why I am supporting Steve.
The Expendables is about the 80`s Icons by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:28:15 PM
in the Case of Kurt he is one of them. Sly tried on Kurt, he also tried on Jean Claude, Wesley, Scott Atkins and Sandra Bullock and they are all NOT in. What does this mean, if some Famous Actor is not interessted we should Cast only NO NAMES? Well the Whole Market is full of direct to DVD Shit with NO NAMES and we don`t give a FUCK about it! So why should we be interested in STEVE KASAN more than Costas Mandylor or Shit Actors like that. Those kind of guys have NO reference too the "Action ICONS". Same goes with Steve "CANT ACT" Kasan. SO STOP THE BOOST STEVE!
@Juan=LOL=Good ONE!:) by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:29:27 PM

vanilla midgets? are you racist steve? by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:30:16 PM

YOU GUYS ARE FORGETTING TERESA ALREADY by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 12:31:14 PM

Why isn't jcvd in it again? by Brody77	Jun 19th, 2009 12:31:35 PM
I forget - was it because he really is a dick in real life and wouldn't join the ensemble? Not sure about Jet Li in this, doesn't really work for me.
dancetothebeatofthelivingdead by rfid	Jun 19th, 2009 12:32:00 PM
dancetothebeatofthelivingdead, what are you talking about? Harry pretty much NEVER answers people Talkback questions. That's one of many readers' biggest peeves, in fact--he ignores questions thrown his way.
DavidCarradines, fine man, you have your say but... by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:32:58 PM
Statham, Crews, Austin and Coture aren't 80s icons. Only Stallone and Dolph are true 80s icons. Now man, you have your say and I had mine, its friday, lets just end it at that.
@steve (kenshiro) A LOL for YOU DUDE by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:34:05 PM
about Robert Pattison in THE EXPENDABLES=GOOD ONE!:) Well he can be in, only to be killed off by Stallone in the first five Seconds!:)
DavidCarradine, dude again, I am not Steve. but I am white or.. by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:34:57 PM
caucasian to be politically correct. And Irish.
Well The Stat and Austin are the NEW GENERATION by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:35:27 PM
I hope you know something about the Movies?
DavidCarradines, next thing you know they have Pattison for Mad by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:36:55 PM
You never know these days, Pattison as Max in Fury Road. It can happen!
I can't even find Kasan on IMDB. Not even an actual actor. by JuanSanchez	Jun 19th, 2009 12:37:46 PM
Just some fanboy pretending to be a fan of himself.
@ Ayatollah=LOL!:) by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:38:53 PM
Yeah we wont forget about TERESA!;) @Brody77: JCVD is simply a little arrogant Bitch, thats the reason!,)
DavidCarradines, Austin is close to 50 or mid 50. by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:39:12 PM
He spent all his days in wrestling.
theres a lot of people not on IMDB. by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:40:35 PM
Some resource, IMDB.
@Juan, you should check him out @Twitter by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:41:10 PM
Just a Puppet pretends he can act, but STEVE KASAN simply CANT!
Kasan can't even pronounce Lundgren. by JuanSanchez	Jun 19th, 2009 12:42:51 PM
Just watched about 30 seconds of his youtube audition. Shouldn't this guy at least look tough?
Well Austin is 50 Sly is over 60 by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:44:00 PM
what does that mean? Is Sly too old for Action Movies, NO! Austin can do another career in "Acting" YES!
@juan BIG LOL! by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:45:42 PM
Yeah Kasan looks like a Kuddly Krab
They can, does not mean they are the NEW generation by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:46:56 PM
I am just saying in general. I am not saying Austin cannot do action movies but there should be someone ready to go as the new generation. Tony Jaa can be that guy.
by the way Austin is 45! by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:47:32 PM

AIBN does not exist in this dojo by Cobra--Kai	Jun 19th, 2009 12:47:34 PM
"Allahu akbar Bale!" — "Bale is great!" Professional job fellas. I saulte you.
Tony Jaa is the NEW generation! by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:48:12 PM

I should be nicer to Steve by JuanSanchez	Jun 19th, 2009 12:49:31 PM
Steve - if you want to be an actor then pursue your dream. Take classes, work out, audition for parts and so on. But please don't get your hopes up for this online push. Your time would be better spent taking classes, reading books on acting and so on.
Juan, I am not Steve man, but... by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:50:38 PM
I will send him your advice.
Tony Jaa is that Guy=Martial Arts wise by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:51:03 PM
and Scott Atkins! So why do we need Steve "Can´t act" Kasan in any Action Movie in the next Millennium or so?
Harry you ass pirate by Faust_8	Jun 19th, 2009 12:51:25 PM
Gee was this trip on your dime or there's. Let me hazard a guess. You wheel around set and then have nothing but good things to say about the film when it comes out.
David, I was not even referring to Steve for the New generation by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:53:18 PM

Do you mean Adkins or Atkins? by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:54:29 PM

Tony Jaa is the man for the new generation! by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:55:52 PM
He is plain and simple!
Juan is right Steve, take acting Classes. by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:55:57 PM
I have no problems with you, I just cant stand this personal boost and this saying "Kurt won´t, so get Steve Kasan in". That simply makes no sense because this Movie "The Expendables" is about those Action Icons new and old ones. Steve you just don´t fit in there, therefore your Face is way too soft and sweet Dude!:)
Problem with Tony Jaa is, he cant act. by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 12:57:35 PM
He is by far the best Martial Arts Guy in years, but his acting is terrible.
Again I am not Steve, David, but I will relay your message by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:58:43 PM

As long as Tony Jaa kicks ass then the acting is forgiveable by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 12:59:44 PM
Worked for Seagal, Van Damme, basically all the guys we grew up with.
Scott Adkins! by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:00:12 PM

I know him he's in Undisputed 2 by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 01:01:29 PM
The main bad guy.
TERESA CAN THROW A TABLE AT JET by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 01:02:11 PM
who will blast it with a flaming leg kick.
Well Jean Claude for one can act by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:02:41 PM
but the Diva had way too much Problems with Chicks, drugs and his attitude to develop his craft.
Sly tried on Scott Adkins and he is the new Deal by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:04:26 PM
He can be Badass, he can Act and He made Michael Jay White look like a Chick Wrestler.
TERESA: "YOU BITCH! PROSTITUTION WHORE! ENGAGED 19 TIMES?!" by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 01:05:51 PM
Jet: "Shut up bitch! I cut you!!!!"
I agree to that, Micheal Jay looked puny compared Adkins by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 01:05:57 PM

THERE'S MORE TESTOSTERONE IN THIS TALKBACK THAN IN BASTURDS by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 01:06:58 PM

Ayatollah, I agree...Basterds only to worth a download by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 01:09:14 PM

Steve take my Advise by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:09:22 PM
go and take Acting Classes, get an Agent and we talk in 3 Years. This whole "I SHOULD BE IN THIS" doesnt work out. Hollywood doesnt work out this way. You have too do something too get something.
DavidCarradines, this has been fun... by Kenshiro_187	Jun 19th, 2009 01:10:09 PM
Till next time huh? And no, I am not Steve but I will say you thought he was soft and sweet.
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO BLOW SOME DIRECTORS TO GET JOBS by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 01:10:57 PM
Look at Shia's success. I'm sorry but that's how Hollyweird works.
I for one would not even download Dogturds by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:11:47 PM

FORGET MOVIES - GO BE A PERSONAL TRAINER TO THE STARS by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 01:12:08 PM
You'll get more money and pussy than from being an actor.
@ayatollah=LOL! Yeah look at Shia by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:13:39 PM
this untalented Fart is in Everything but everybody hates this Guy. Well he really most have sugar lips, right?
Give me Shia for THE EXPENDABLES by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:15:20 PM
only to be manhandled by Dolph!:)
SLY: "JET, I WANT YOU TO MEET HARRY KNOWLES FROM AINTITCOOL" by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 01:16:06 PM
Jet: "Oooh My God! He bigger than Han Island!!" Sorry Harry
LOL@Ayatollah by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:17:26 PM

This movie sounds more and more like something you'd dream up by WickedJester	Jun 19th, 2009 01:17:59 PM
When you were watching Commando, Rambo, Universal Soldier and Transporter back to back. Maybe he can get Sharon Stone's boobs from the Specialist to make a cameo.
SLY:"JASON, I WANT YOU TO MEET HARRY FROM AICN" by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:20:17 PM
Jason "For Fuckin Christ Sakes, dis fella looks like Two Mates" SORRY HARRY :)
Sly should also get Carl Weathers Arms from Predator!;) by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:21:46 PM

Incongruous Batturds or whatever the fuck it is... by Snake Foreskin	Jun 19th, 2009 01:22:32 PM
looks like complete ass compared to the way this movie sounds. I guaran-damn-tee you, that QT movie will suck balls and will be a failure, while The Expendables will rock our eyeballs and make a good amount of yummy doughnuts at the box office. And yes, there will be a sequel, but with different actors. A la the Magnificent Seven movies. But Sly is back and doing the greatest things with old-style American action movies! Way to bring the old school to the new school, you Sly dog! P.S. I wonder how Sly feels about David Carradine. And isn't it fun that he's working with the guy that basically played his character in the updated and much maligned Death Race remake?
by the way he Should get Carradine Sword by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:23:33 PM
not what you naughty people think, I mean his Sword from "Kill Bill"!;)
ALL REMAKES SUCK by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:27:22 PM
and everybody who supports Remakes with their Money, should be GANG BANGED by a pack of Poodels.
Inpittscocky Pussytarts will BOMB by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:29:50 PM
While THE EXPENDABLES will rule the Genre FOREVER!
So I'm surrounded by Somali pirates.. by i3U7N5	Jun 19th, 2009 01:30:22 PM
....so to speak. I had the great privilege of being on set for the Wednesday and Thursday night shoots (thanks to the kind and gracious Sheryl Main), managed to hang out with harry and Father Geek a bit and take in all the badassery that is The Expendables. Harry nailed all the fine points but I just wanted to follow up on some of the stuff that went down after he left and on Thursday night. The aforementioned showdown with the Somali demanding a ransom turned to a live fire shot that was literally earth shaking. All of The Expendables opening up with fully automatic weapons through a cloud of smoke grenade cover that sent pretty much anything not bolted down vibrating and clattering to the floor. Even the video playback on the monitors skipped frames like a mother fucker as the guns roared. I've grown up around guns, race cars and hot rods and it was absolutely one of the loudest things I've ever heard in my entire life and fucking amazing to behold. I had to head back to Texas early on last night (in relation to the shoot)but I did get to watch Dolph and Jet's fight scene which looked like it took place just after the big shoot out. Watching Jet throw punches with such blinding precision is hard to describe. You don;t really get an idea of how truly fast the guy is until you've seen it first hand. The two went at it for several takes as Sly paced around barking orders and adjusting the shot. I won't spoil how the scene ends up but let's say the little bout had two referees, Sly and a .45. :) It was my first time on a movie set and what a film to break your cherry. Everyone was amazingly cool not the least of whom, harry and Father Geek. Any of you guys and girls who give Harry shit, I'd like to see you spend 5 min with the guy and I guarantee you'd change your tune forever. He couldn't have been a nicer and more friendly guy; thanks again Harry!
he got the take at the end, that's why they moved on by HEADGEEK	Jun 19th, 2009 01:31:54 PM
didn't realize y'all didn't catch that!
^ WHO IS THIS GUY? by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 01:32:12 PM

HARRY WHO IS THIS GUY I3U7N5? by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 01:34:26 PM

WHERE THE HELL DID EVERYBODY GO? by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 01:43:12 PM

we love harry! by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:44:25 PM

@ i3U7N5 thx 4 the news by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 01:45:15 PM

Harry by vadakinX	Jun 19th, 2009 01:46:27 PM
You accepting Transformers reviews? I sent one in earlier...it's a bit of a mess, like the movie, which came out here today
Harry Where's Your Hangover Review? by Stabby	Jun 19th, 2009 01:46:58 PM
I'm guessing you hated it.
When did Thunderlips show up?? by picardsucks	Jun 19th, 2009 01:48:23 PM

You Know what Jack Burton says... by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 02:14:24 PM
...Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
i3U7N5 or HEADGEEK by Inge	Jun 19th, 2009 02:14:36 PM
From what you saw would the language being filmed warrant an R rating?
As far as I know the Movie won`t be R by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 02:21:26 PM
Don´t get your hopes tooooo high. We already have a great Cast, it won´t be a John Rambo Gore fest, thats for sure and it doesnt need to be. "Predator" wasnt a Gore fest either and its an Action Sci-Fi Classic.
SLY IS GOD by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 02:22:05 PM
and in SLY WE TRUST!
Butns? by WickedJester	Jun 19th, 2009 03:07:51 PM

oh by the way WE ONLY LOVE HARRY by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 03:20:45 PM
when hes not pimping shit like "twilight" or "indy jones 4" or out of loyalty to eli roth, or tarantino "shittarts"!:)
shia is not welcome in this dojo by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 03:21:44 PM

robert pattison is not welcome in this dojo by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 03:22:09 PM

zac efron is not welcome in this dojo by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 03:22:32 PM

eli roth, schweiger, pitt, kruger are not welcome in this dojo by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 03:23:21 PM

^close.. by i3U7N5	Jun 19th, 2009 03:31:44 PM
Burns actually...old IRC holdover and all the good nicks were taken. Didn't see any scenes with any strong language to suggest an R rating but I do know that the Dolph + grenade launcher (I'm pretty sure it was an M79) scene has the potential to be pretty gory so I wouldn't rule out anything. Couple other things I thought of - barney's truck was about a '53 or so Ford. hard to nail down the exact year model since some of the body was shaved, chopped and modified but it's in the early to mid-fifties range. Sheryl posted a link to a local NOLA news cast and you can see some shots of it @ http://tinyurl.com/qxsjv4 - Also, the men's bathroom, which looked like the set of Saw 1 was the only air conditioned and comfortable room in the building. Kind of a weird yin/yang of terror and comfort.
Sly... by Human_Bean_Juice_	Jun 19th, 2009 03:39:14 PM
I made my girlfriend watch Over the Top. She loved it, and I'm so dragging her ass to Expendables next year!! Fucking man love!
AB King by chuffsterUK	Jun 19th, 2009 03:40:30 PM
Are you getting married tomorrow?? If so,best wishes:)
All this publicity sucks big time! by M0SQUIT0	Jun 19th, 2009 03:54:25 PM
It gets me so excited about that film that I don't know how to survive until I can finally watch it a couple of times.
How much you wanna bet... by Bladernner79	Jun 19th, 2009 03:55:36 PM
Fatty has the review written for this movie already and big surprise it will be nothing but glowing. I can see it in my head already , the first 3/4 if the review will be some pointless boring tale about his child hood and whole he loves sly so much even though ninety five percent of his movies have been shit. Then after he sucks Sly's cock properly will will get to the "real' review maybe something along the lines of how he had tears running down his fat face or some shit like that. Please we all know how this book is going to end fatty will not dare give a poor review now that they gave him is proper tribute.
WHO'S BURNS? by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 04:01:15 PM
I'm confused.
Sly by Bladernner79	Jun 19th, 2009 04:03:18 PM
I ate when people compare sly and Arnold. in my opinion Stallone was never in the same league as Arnold period. Movie wise Arnold blows him away and Arnold could to comedy when the script was good and with the right actors, Stallone is nothing more then a body a relic of a long ago time, his movies compared to Arnold's best just don't hold up. Terminator one and two, True Lies ,Predator , Running man, Total Recall, please now come up with Sly's list.
@bladerunner NO BASHING HARRY ABOUT SLY by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 04:08:42 PM
you can bash Harry if hes supporting shit as "Twilight" but if hes supporting Sly and the old Heros, it has something to do with the Reason why we are here and why we love the Movies. I dont know how old you are but if you grew up in the 80`s and dint loved/liked Sly or Arnie, then something was really wrong with you?! HARRY KEEP PSUHING THIS and i forgive you ur reviews about "twilight" and "basterds"!:)
burns is i3U7N5 the guy who wrote the other set reviwe! by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 04:09:47 PM

LOL @BLADERUNNER SLY OWNS ARNIE ANYTIME by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 04:16:15 PM
"ROCKY" OSCAR NOMINATIONS FOR ACTING & SCRIPT! has arnold ever got nominated for shit, no!
worldwide box office sly wins! by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 04:19:16 PM
i did that one day out of fun! sly made more money than arnie in a whole! so actingwise sly was called "the new de niro or brando" after "rocky"! what was arnie called "terminator"?. sly made more money and is in another league acting wise.
sly directs , writes produces and acts... by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 04:22:23 PM
what shit did arnold direct or write? arnold is only a "acting action" puppet!
where was arnold better and in which game????? by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 04:24:35 PM

without james cameron arnold wouldnt be shit by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 19th, 2009 04:26:35 PM

This movie... by LanceManion1973	Jun 19th, 2009 04:33:05 PM
is going to suck. Stallone should give it up at his age.
I fucking told you, Deniro4Prez by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 19th, 2009 04:37:58 PM
Ya see, Harry could have easily ended all debate right there and said, "Yeah they were throwing out F-Bombs left and right," or, "Blood and guts everywhere," or even, "It was odd how they avoided blood and guts and f-bombs." Instead, he completely ignored the main theme of this and every other Expendables TB. Something's brewing and I think Sly is gonna bomb out and fucking crazy red band trailer and we'll have no eyeballs left for Cameron to deal with when Avatar rolls around. If this thing rolls out PG-13, it'll be a massive fail and the biggest waste of this superb cast and Basterds will shred this movie. Sly reads these talkbacks, he actually reads them!! He knows who is waiting with baited breath for this movie and he knows what we want. He knows we got no nostalgiac love for Tango & Cash but mad love for some R-Rated Marion Cofuckingbretti! Harry, end this debate right now and tell us once and for all that all Cameron will have left to fuck is empty sockets!
Oh, and by the way, Harry by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 19th, 2009 04:40:15 PM
That was actualy a well written and descriptive set report. I know everyone bashes the shit out of your grammatical gymnastics, so let's give some credit when it's due.
Kurt Russell by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 19th, 2009 04:46:37 PM
If he or any other 80's action star turned down a role in this movie...man...fuck his couch! I love me some Kurt Russell up on the screen as much as everybody else, he's Jack fucking Burton, Snake fucking Plisken, but he always seemed to me like he could be a real douche in real life. Now, if Sly came to him and Kurt said no...he should turn in his SAG card and inject himself into Goldie's lips.
Sure you went to craft services but did you take a shit in the h by ZombieHeathLedger	Jun 19th, 2009 04:51:53 PM
Does Dolph say: " I vill break heem"?
THANKS DAVID by AyatollahSexyBack	Jun 19th, 2009 04:52:31 PM
I must've been busy in the Letterman talkback.
honeywagon? by ZombieHeathLedger	Jun 19th, 2009 04:52:34 PM
damn it.
I don't know what's funnier/more pathetic by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Jun 19th, 2009 04:54:10 PM
AICN being the only site to push this c-list piece of shit or the fact that Stallone thinks that getting AICN support somehow means box office success.
by Cobra--Kai	Jun 19th, 2009 05:07:56 PM
DavidCarradines, professional use of the dojo my man. i3U7N5 who the fuck r u and why u got such a fucked up 'I am robot' name? Glory_fades, cunt.
Teen Wolf Remake sodomizing your fragile mind by Trannyformers_Apologist	Jun 19th, 2009 05:13:40 PM
Who the fuck cares when Teen Wolf Remake sodomizing your fragile mind in 2011
two cuts by Vern	Jun 19th, 2009 05:17:53 PM
some other websight I never heard of interviewed Avi Lerner, who said they were going to test a PG13 cut and an R cut to see which one did better, because they want it to be a big hit with sequels, etc. So it sounds like they genuinely don't know the rating yet. I don't remember the source but Chud linked to it.
It will be rated "X". As in "Xellent". As opposed to 2012, by Snake Foreskin	Jun 19th, 2009 05:44:44 PM
which will be rated "PG-13". As in "Pretty Good for someone with the directing talent of a retarded 13 year old leper with ADD, epilepsy, bipolar disorder and juvenile-onset dementia".
by Cobra--Kai	Jun 19th, 2009 05:44:54 PM
Vern, fuuuck - if that's true it means a Pg 13 theatrical release followed up by an 'unrated' home release. That's how the money goes these days. Guaranteed.
"websight" by chuffsterUK	Jun 19th, 2009 05:49:19 PM
Tut,tut...
The site.. by chuffsterUK	Jun 19th, 2009 05:52:04 PM
http://movieblog.ugo.com/movie s/rambo-5-to-be-less-brutal-th an-the-last-film-two-cuts-for- the-expendables
As usual...Vern's got the real info we fucking need. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 19th, 2009 06:22:38 PM

Even if this movie sucks... by Logan_1973	Jun 19th, 2009 06:47:38 PM
(which I hope it doesn't), it's a lock to get a glowing review here. These set visits have got to stop. Keep on bringing up those obscure films to get an "in", Harry.
Ive always wondered why a movie cant be released PG13 AND Rated by dailysportspages	Jun 19th, 2009 07:53:45 PM
Whats the harm? You give everyone what they want. These movies open to massive screens... so why not split it up to where you can show both the PG13 and R cuts. Show the PG 13 version all day, and after 9PM have one screen showing the Rated R or "unrated" version.
Hell, even a delayed Rated R version to rake in more box office. by dailysportspages	Jun 19th, 2009 07:55:43 PM
Release the R version a few months later as a re-release.
Vern... by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 19th, 2009 08:00:44 PM
thanks for the ratings update... you're the man. Just wish I didn't read your post right. Sad, really. Real sad. If it is rated PG-13, Sorry, Sly, you won't be getting my 10 bucks (if we don't stop supporting this shit, it'll never end).
The Bale could play Kurt Russell playing Church by CherryValance	Jun 19th, 2009 08:05:37 PM
The Bale can do anything. He could probably even play an actual church. He'd probably spend months in preparation eating trees in order to build himself up.
Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer by Hellbastardo	Jun 19th, 2009 08:09:54 PM
I visit a lot of movie sites . Probably too many and AICN is sure as hell not the only site that writes a lot about this movie douchebag .
RE: DANCING WITH THE DEAD by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 19th, 2009 09:46:03 PM
Well, friend, not really sure what is was that you 'told me'? That Sly is only teasing us with a PG-13 rating? Well, frankly, and according to Vern, seems I am the one who told you? Two Cuts usually goes the way of PG-13... And also, Sly, like Bruce Willis, isn't stupid. They fucking know who the fans are, what they expect and so forth... just really don't give a damn. Remember Bruce Willis on this site? 'We were shooting a movie, not a rating'. Fucking bullshit. And it never occured to him strange, while shooting that piece of shit, that his character, John-YIPPI-KI-YA-MOTHERFUCKER- McClane never used the word 'motherfucker' once during the entire film??? Yeah, okay, sellout. As for Sly? Mum is the word, which, as I pointed out earlier, is never a good thing when dealing with movie ratings... I'd be willing to bet at this point that it's PG-13 theatrically.
I hope it's RATED G.... by gruemanlives	Jun 19th, 2009 10:10:32 PM
I think action movies are better with less violence so that families can watch them together without anyone feeling uncomfortable. By the way, I just watched one of the FUNNIEST movies I have ever seen and feel compelled to share it with everyone. if you haven't seen DISASTER MOVIE yet, do yourself a favor and either rent it or buy it. My daughter and I couldn't stop laughing, it's hillarious!!!
I don't see how this needs to be rated R. PG 13 is fine. by GibsonUSA Returns	Jun 19th, 2009 10:10:48 PM
This is not Rambo. This is not Terminator. There's no legacy to follow. Jet Li can kick some ass fine in PG13. Sly can mow down the bad guys fine in PG13. PG13 or R...either is fine with me.
Who just saw John Hodgeman salute DUNE and CONAN... by FlickaPoo	Jun 19th, 2009 10:23:43 PM
...in front of Obama at the press dinner? Hodgeman is our new king.
CherryValance, correct as usual by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 19th, 2009 10:27:03 PM
http://tinyurl.com/ck5cds
WHAT MADE RAMBO 4 AN R? by damiz707	Jun 19th, 2009 11:01:15 PM
The savagery in that movie was loved by all, and we'll prob get a sequel because of that. Rocky Balboa was full of heart and I just wish he got Roy Jones Jr instead of sorry ass Antonio Tarver. Sylvester, if you really do read these talkbalks then please listen. With all the 80s and 90s beef in this flick, what the 13 year old would give a shit. Anybody reading this: walk up to a 12 or 13 year old and ask them who Dolph Lundgren is. Even with all the well known cast we all know your doing this shit for the 25+ crowd who knows who the fuck every single last one of this cast is. Pg13, R, I don't care, I'm sure I can talk all the shit in the world about it. But just the thought of seeing Sly and Dolph in a movie again makes me want to go have anal sex with my wife. So Sylvester, my friend, I'm coming no matter what.
No Bale=FAIL by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBL00D	Jun 19th, 2009 11:04:22 PM
I refuse to have anything to do with anything without Bale in it.
if dolph has $5 and you have $5, dolph has more $ than you. by ironic_name	Jun 19th, 2009 11:06:58 PM

ABking says: EXPENDABLES is Sly's OCEAN'S 13 of ACTION BLOCKBUST by ABking	Jun 19th, 2009 11:19:49 PM
THE EXPENDABLES and it's two sequels -most likely will be a trilogy-- will be Sly's version of what GEORGE CLOONEY did with the OCEAN'S 11 SERIES...except this will be a great trilogy of ass kicking action films. You cunts who scream for an R rating...get over it already. Not all of Sly's films have to be RAMBO you silly AICN cunts. ABking has spoken!
This Movie will be... by SAILOR_RIPLEY	Jun 19th, 2009 11:29:17 PM
Expendable
This movie will be...THE MOTHER OF ALL ACTION MOVIES! by ABking	Jun 19th, 2009 11:46:59 PM
So says Sly, Arnold and ABking!
HARRY - it's just that you said they moved on without by JuanSanchez	Jun 20th, 2009 12:16:23 AM
any real enthusiasm for Dolph's performance in those last two takes. We know they moved on that it must have been satisfactory, but were hoping to hear that Dolph really nailed it.
You know what this movie needs? by GhostDad	Jun 20th, 2009 01:14:04 AM
Hulk Hogan. There's gotta be a part for the Hulkster somewhere.
PG-13...Yep, I said it... read on... by JohnCarpenterLives	Jun 20th, 2009 01:32:37 AM
I want this to be as much bullshit as all of you guys, belive me. I won't jerk off for the next 12 years if this turns out to be a PG-13 movie I'll be so depressed. I don't know who this guys is, his website or what but I saw it on bluray.com and had to share: http://movieblog.ugo.com/movie s/rambo-5-to-be-less-brutal-th an-the-last-film-two-cuts-for- the-expendables I'm inclined to believe it's bullshit. Stallone wouldn't do this to us. Not after the action-boner RAMBO. Fuck no. He knows the world needs this to beat the recession!
Oh, I'm totally late, sorry guys by JohnCarpenterLives	Jun 20th, 2009 01:38:20 AM
but for the record fuck whoever says it's OK an R-rated version is never released (GIbsonUSA, you commie) to theaters. This is the type of movie that needs to be on the big-screen. If it isn't on the big-screen it turns into all the "zunrated, Uncut, Extended" bullshit dvd's out there already. This is Sly's movie for all of those who need it! We number in the millions! It DESERVES to be seen in big-screen glory!
who cares what rating it is really? by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 20th, 2009 01:45:49 AM
If drag me to hell was an r and the same film it is now nobody would be saying "this isn't an R! it's pg13!" as long as it's a great movie, I don't give a shit about the rating.
If it isn't R, it won't be great...period. by JohnCarpenterLives	Jun 20th, 2009 01:57:28 AM
Drag me to Hell was a different movie; this is supposed to be THE end all 80's action film. The type of real action film we all wanted to see in the theaters for years while spidey jumped around in CGI-tights! The bottom line is that action film would be required to be an R. Alien vs. Predator was so off the fucking mark they had to do a sequel to that one (requiem) AND reboot the fucking thing with a movie that forgot AvP ever happened (provable, no, but watch the end product and tell me different). Our appetites were whetted with RAMBO and Mr. Sly knows we're blood-fucking hungry for more. If you think pg-13 is OK, rent Spider-Man 3 again and stay off this fucking board.
If it isn't R, it won't be great...period. by JohnCarpenterLives	Jun 20th, 2009 01:57:30 AM
Drag me to Hell was a different movie; this is supposed to be THE end all 80's action film. The type of real action film we all wanted to see in the theaters for years while spidey jumped around in CGI-tights! The bottom line is that action film would be required to be an R. Alien vs. Predator was so off the fucking mark they had to do a sequel to that one (requiem) AND reboot the fucking thing with a movie that forgot AvP ever happened (provable, no, but watch the end product and tell me different). Our appetites were whetted with RAMBO and Mr. Sly knows we're blood-fucking hungry for more. If you think pg-13 is OK, rent Spider-Man 3 again and stay off this fucking board.
It should be rated NB for NO BALE by ZombieHeathLedger	Jun 20th, 2009 04:05:57 AM
I heard Bale didn't do this movie because he found Sly's puffy HGH muscle veins "Fucking Distracting'! Ah-de-da-de-da!
ZombieHeathLedger -- AMEN. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 20th, 2009 04:14:24 AM

If its not R. I don't pay. I download. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 20th, 2009 04:15:18 AM

SECOND: DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD by JohnCarpenterLives	Jun 20th, 2009 04:16:32 AM

ZombieHeathLedger -- Believe. by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD	Jun 20th, 2009 04:16:50 AM
http://tinyurl.com/ck5cds
There going to make 2 cuts...and R and PG 13 by sonnyfern	Jun 20th, 2009 05:29:07 AM
They'll screen them both, whichever gets the better reaction...is the one they'll go with.
Next Rambo will NOT be as violent by chuffsterUK	Jun 20th, 2009 06:06:45 AM
While I was on the set of The Expendables, I spoke with producer Avi Lerner and picked his brain in a thousand ways. One of the questions I asked him was whether Rambo V - if it gets made in the first place - will be as violent and brutal as Rambo (2008). Avi Responded with a resounding NO, saying that the story in Burma had to be tackled that way, with extreme and brutal violence so that it portrayed an important aspect of what that story is about. He also told us that they lost at least half the audience for that film with such a hard R, so neither The Expendables nor the Rambo sequel will be as brutal. He did, however, say that it is not an "if" but a "when." Rambo 5 is definitley coming to theaters near you. Also interesting, there will be both PG-13 and R rated cuts for The Expendables and they will test each to decide which to release. The Expendables is costing about 80 million dollars, thanks to so many real explosions, the star cast, and everything else that goes into making an action flick. The studio wants this film to be a big hit and Avi is hoping to turn it into a franchise - including whoever doesn't die in the first film in subsequent films. My money is on Dolph dying.
Oh and that... by chuffsterUK	Jun 20th, 2009 06:09:51 AM
....was from UGO.com,the site Vern had `never heard of`....
Ah shit..... by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 20th, 2009 06:31:13 AM
I really hope that's not true. On a better note, I saw Public Enemies at Capone's Chicago screening last night. Micheal Mann was there which increased the awesomeness by tenfold. Go spend your money on Public Enemies, badass movie. If this one is PG-13, leave it for the 13 year-olds.
Maybe they can get Master Snipes in on the second one by Stuntcock Mike	Jun 20th, 2009 06:32:13 AM
cross fingers
Kid Idioteque has a review of Public Enemies by Mavra Chang	Jun 20th, 2009 06:44:59 AM
http://tinyurl.com/lghwdn
Stallone's Q and A here was great. by Sal_Bando	Jun 20th, 2009 07:10:55 AM
Harold should arrange for more things like that on the site if he can. It was alotta fun.
...since when did R rated action films go the way of the dinosau by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 07:32:00 AM
It's fucking strange. Bond aside, all the really great 'action' franchises I grew up with were all rated R. Think about it... Alien, Terminator, Rambo, Beverly Hills Cop, Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, etc., etc. Hell, I can't really think of one single kick-ass action franchise back in the day being rated anything other than R? And all these franchises were fucking huge! Hell, T2 was the number 1 money maker in 91'!? Do these fucking retarded studio heads really believe adults don't go to the movies anymore? But it's not only that... I remember as a kid, the fact that a movie was rated R was one of the reasons I wanted to see it in the first place! I remember the summer of 87', my friends and I cased the entire neighborhood for someone over the age of 17 to take us to Predator... I just don't get it. AND I FOR ONE, WILL NOT SUPPORT IT.
NO RATING= NO ARTISTIC VISION by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 07:42:28 AM
NOW DON'T GET ME WRONG HERE, I'M NOT COMPARING THE TWO. BUT IMAGINE IF MIRAMAX TOLD TARANTINO THERE WOULD BE TWO CUTS TO HIS PULP FICTION. A PG-13 AND AN R. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SHOOT A MOVIE, A 'SUPPOSED' VISION, UNDER THAT FUCKING ABSURD PROPOSAL? THERE WOULD BE NO CONTINUITY TO THE SCRIPT, THE TONE WOULD BE WAY THE FUCK OFF, AND NOBODY-- INCLUDING THE DIRECTOR-- WOULD HAVE A CLUE AS TO THE FINISHED PRODUCT. IT WOULD BE A COMPLETE CLUSTER FUCK! On a lighter note: the reason Rambo(4) underperformed at the boxoffice wasn't due to the violence, rather to the shitty marketing and realease date. Having said that, I know of no one who didn't absolutely love the movie once they saw it, with many (like with First Blood) discovering it on dvd. It's always a good sign when the only negative feedback for a movie is that it was too short!
R rated movies make money. by i_banged_harley_quinn	Jun 20th, 2009 07:47:12 AM
300 was R. It sucked, but it was R. Gran Torino made money. I just don't understand why studios don't have balls anymore. I wish Watchmen made more money than it did this year, then studios wouldn't be so scared to plunk down the big bucks for an R movie. Hell, I feel like I've seen more blood and violence in an episode of Lost than I have at anything in the theaters this year.
yes DeNiro4Prez but by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 20th, 2009 07:56:18 AM
How many of them were rated R for saying fuck loads of times or because of just once scene in the movie? and T2 was rated 15 in the UK, don't think it was R in the states was it? My point I guess is this - It doesn't have to be an R to be fucking amazing and brutal. Rambo needed to be over the top and bloody as hell. I personally really don't think this movie needs to have that. It can still be amazing, hardcore 80's fun without having peoples head pop off and shit every 5 seconds.
I can just picture opening weekend... by topfivevideo	Jun 20th, 2009 08:02:51 AM
Everybody files in; picking their favorite seats. Some prefer the top, others the middle, and some hideous trolls like the very bottom. Your woman is at your side; yea you dragged her along... shit, who else is going to hold on to your popcorn, soda, and twizzlers while your watching man jizz splash across the screen, eh? You look around and there are no screaming kids with their cell phones and shit... theres no room for tweens in this dojo! Just men, burly men waiting to see all their manliest of manly dreams come to fruition. Then the screen goes black and the credits roll... thats right.. no previews... this movie doesn’t need previews... this movie eats previews for breakfast mutherfuker!!!! After two hours of sheer manliness... our minds explode in testosterone ecstasy!!!! Men pile out of the cinema through the lobby dripping of sweat... sweat by the gallons!! Because real men sweat!! Thier muscles amplified and senses heightened from the manliness. Women and children flee from the lobby as we all are too manly for them... Even gay men... well men who were gay then saw this movie and were given such a large dose of manliness that changes them... the manliness has entered their brain and slap that fucking queen right outta there... there is no room for gays this world of the Expendables... The next day we all go to work... punch our bosses and fuck their wives and daughters because we are all just too manly.... to manly not to... Obama sees this movie and immediately goes to Iran.. guns blazing and blows those mutherfucking extremists straight to hell... because he’s too manly not to.... This film is then shipped over seas to Iraq and Afghanistan where it is shown to the troops.... immediately the grab their guns... whisper their guns sweet names (thats right they name them) and go to work... overnight terrorism is wiped out completely.. because there is no room for terrorism in this world of extraordinary manliness... no room for it in this dojo!!!!! This movie changes the world... We all immediately buy huge trucks and get giant dogs... because real men have those things.... yea they do. The second amendment is thus changed to the first and only true amendment... its reworded to say “ALL MEN MUST OWN GUNS, LOTS OF’EM” Because of this film we are now at this point a nation of men, gun-toting, pissed off manly men. Men who kick ass and chew bubble-gum.... and are often all out of gum. Chuck Norris is elected the next President... for life!!! Because Chuck Norris can. This movie is then shown to kids in high school... and this is how the world will be. Thank You Sly... The Manliest of Men... You made Rocky V and the world hated it... So you said fuck’em I’ll make a sixith... and we all saw that it was good. The world said you were to old to do another Rambo.... you said fuck’em I’ll make a fourth... and we all saw that it was damn good... so your making a fifth. God bless you!
I'm really starting to wonder about you JohnCarpenterLives by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 20th, 2009 08:03:47 AM
Your total disregard for film making, character, story and great action is baffling! It's all gone out of the window just as long as you can see some bloke have his cock chopped off or something.
Expendables was NEVER going to be as violent as RAMBO by coltrautman	Jun 20th, 2009 08:03:58 AM
anyone who read the leaked script could figure that one out...theres one F word, and the violence isnt that graphic... that being said, it could be a Light R....so its not like they'd be cutting much if ANYTHING out...
that's right, coltrautman by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 20th, 2009 08:08:50 AM
Stallone is going to make the movie he wants to make regardless, so everyone calm down a bit eh. It's going to be rad!
Chuffster- Avi Lerner can eat a bag of dicks. TDK was... by ZombieHeathLedger	Jun 20th, 2009 08:19:26 AM
a "hard R" and it's the second highest grossing movie of all time. So Lerner is just making excuses. RAMBO (2008) didn't make box office breaking money because it was a "hard R" it didn't make it because RAMBO (2008) was a piece of shit of a movie. The Rambo character really struck a chord with the zeitgeist of American post Vietnam sentiment in the 80's but in RAMBO (2008)the character was just a passe' cash cow that totally fucking sucked. Lerner should've bought the rights to that Mark Wahlberg movie "SHOOTER" and turned that into the the new Rambo movie. SHOOTER was the movie that RAMBO (2008) should've been. That would've been a perfect marriage and totally fucking owned.
RE: MAN WITH NO NAME by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 08:30:10 AM
Yes, T2 was, in fact, rated R. And many of the films I mentioned were indeed rated R for their absurd (in a good way) use of profanity throughout(Beverly Hills Cop, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon-- Joe Pesci anyone?) Others, for their over the top violence (Alien, Rambo, etc.) And my point remains the same: an Axl Foley or a John McCane who doesn't swear is no longer an Axl Foley or John McCane. And a Rambo movie--or hell-- any fucking 'supposed' war movie that features 'supposed' bad-ass mercenaries who don't swear or squirm at the sight of blood, even, no longer is entitled to call itself a proper war movie... I was in the military, and I can assure you this; soldiers fucking swear! And war is fucking violent! Anything short of that is just plain silly...
DeNiro4Prez by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 20th, 2009 08:32:34 AM
I agree with you on every point. I'm not denying any of that, but I don't think this is going to be the film you think it is... R or not.
ZombieHeathLedger by chuffsterUK	Jun 20th, 2009 08:33:02 AM
??That was a quote from UGO.com,I just posted it. And TDK a HARD R?Or are you being sarcastic? I don't understand your post at all.
hold on a minute. why was T2 an R!? by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 20th, 2009 08:46:57 AM
As I pointed out it wasn't in the UK because...um...what's R about it? Do ratings in the states go from PG13 to R? what's inbetween?
RE: MAN WITH NO NAME by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 08:51:34 AM
You're right, pal... a PG-13 'Expendables' certainly would qualify as being 'not the film I thought it was'(going to be). I was holding out hope for the return of the kick-ass action genre that has seemingly vanished into thin air the past 10, 15 years. And I was hoping against hope, that it would be my childhood hero, Sly Stallone, who would have brought it back (full circle). But what the fuck, right? Pretty woman are still pretty, the skies still blue, and I still have my R RATED DVD collection to keep me occupied.
Chuffster - My Bad... by ZombieHeathLedger	Jun 20th, 2009 08:52:02 AM
I understand that you were quoting another site. I had it mistakenly in my head that TDK was "R" rated, but after a quick check of IMDB I see it was PG-13 which really astounds me because I re-watched it with a girl friend of mine the other night and she nearly had me turn it off because she was so put off by it's violence. My point still stands though. IMO, though you don't see be-headings like in RAMBO (2008), I think an argument could be made that with the multiple shootings/killings in the bank robbery scene in the beginning of TDK, plus The Joker's pencil trick, his sticking his knife in Gambol's mouth and the implied slicing of Gambol's throat, the multiple shooting/cop killings in the Dent/Swat transfer scene, the shootings/cop killings by Two-Face, the torture/killings/face carving by the Joker of the Harvey/Dent/Batman impersonator and particularly the ending scene with TwoFace threatening to kill Gordon's young boy son, it could be argued that TDK is in it's own way nearly just as violent as RAMBO (2008) yet it is the second highest grossing movie of all time. I disagree with Lerner that RAMBO (2008) didn't make boffo box office because of it's "hard R" rating, I suggest that RAMBO (2008) didn't make huge $$ because it sucked. Then I brought up the Mark Wahlber movie "SHOOTER" as what I thought RAMBO(2008) should've been and would've made a perfect marriage and made a much better Rambo movie, IMO. Does that clear it up? (Man, I can't believe TDK got away with a PG-13 rating.)
yeah DeNiro4Prez by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 20th, 2009 09:07:57 AM
you can still jizz over the now over the top and out of date rating on those dvd's, man. Might release some of that pent up anger over all of this.
AICN- Harry by The1stAmendment	Jun 20th, 2009 09:14:42 AM
Thank you Harry for one of the few original pieces on this site all week. To say I'm insanely excited for this movie is an understatement. If you can get pictures I'll send you a fruit basket or a stripper, whichever you prefer. PS: Please don't take my thanks and then piss on it by posting another Script Girl. I have a subscription to Variety and don't need piss poor readings of it.
ZombieHeathLedger by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 20th, 2009 09:15:47 AM
You thought TDK was an R? Suprised it was a PG13? You have just killed your own argument for The Expendables being an R, bud. You have no idea what one is.
Talkbacker by ZombieHeathLedger	Jun 20th, 2009 09:27:14 AM
I was never arguing about the rating for EXPENDABLES one way or the other. My overall point was that violent movies can make money. I should've used the T2 example somebody else brought up instead of TDK which I admit I was wrong about but the point still stands. Lerner's assertion that RAMBO (2008) didn't make money because of it's R rating fails when compared to T2 which also had an "R" rating yet did very well at the box office. THE EXENDABLES has sounded from the get go to me like B-List straight to DVD dreck that I probably won't even watch on cable. So where did you get the idea that I gave a shit what rating EXPENDABLES had at all much less an "R", er, bud?
ZombieHeathLedger by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 20th, 2009 09:40:40 AM
sorry I take it back. I thought you had. Was somebody else. But the last point still stands, babe x
Talkbacker by ZombieHeathLedger	Jun 20th, 2009 10:19:11 AM
Given the wide berth that separates some R movies from others, perfect example being the difference between the violence in the R rated T2 and the violence in the R rated RAMBO (2008) I don't think the censors themselves know what one is either, er, sparky. Apology accepted, btw.
Bale couldn't be in this movie... by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBL00D	Jun 20th, 2009 11:00:42 AM
he's too busy being the inspiration behind a one-note ripoff of the Chuck Norris old meme. Bale fucking professional light trash time!
I just hope it's not like Navy Seals by skoolbus	Jun 20th, 2009 11:05:01 AM

Bale... by topfivevideo	Jun 20th, 2009 11:12:26 AM
The only movie he ever really truly "acted" in I think was the Machinist... That was about it. I mean TDK was fantastic but it wasn't because of him... it was all the talent around him... you could have put anyone in that suit and pulled off the same movie... Clint Eastwood accent and all
Bale was great in The Machinist and Rescue Dawn by JuanSanchez	Jun 20th, 2009 11:48:19 AM
Good in The Prestige and Batman Begins. He's a good actor, but he's got lots of room to grow.
are you kidding me, topfivevideo!? by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 20th, 2009 12:05:39 PM
He was in a Spielberg movie before he had pubes! beat that!
I heard that PG-13 movies by CherryValance	Jun 20th, 2009 12:08:46 PM
make the swine flu more virulent. shrug That's what I heard. Someone grab topfivevideo. He needs to be prepped for waterboarding. Bale's greatest acting achievement was Velvet Goldmine where he played a glam rock wannabe. I mean think of how he had to have every fiber of his being act against it's true light smashing nature. Think of how difficult it must have been to train his arm to lift up to his eye to put on cringe eyeliner. That's talent.
topfivevideo not only that by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 20th, 2009 12:10:14 PM
but he starred and carried that fucker! So don't come here with all that "he only ever truly acted in such and such". That's bullshit and you know it!
Bale was good in Branagh's HENRY V by ZombieHeathLedger	Jun 20th, 2009 12:12:04 PM
when he was a young teen in a small but memorable part. His lifeless body was carried across the battlefield at the end by Branagh to Non Nobis, Domine. http://tinyurl.com/kpdggw
You Guys are WAY Too Bloodthirsty by cymbalta4thedevil	Jun 20th, 2009 12:30:05 PM
"If this team isn't slipping and sliding and having trouble standing up because of all the gore, blood and viscera splattered over every floor they walk across, I'm not watching this movie!" "If they don't go bowling using the severed heads of their enemies as balls when the mission's over I'm waiting for the DVD!" "If this isn't a full on combination of gay porn and torture porn that makes me jizz in my pants and shit myself simultaneously, I'm just going to download a pirate copy off the internet!" The Ratings Board are hypocrites when it comes to violence. Always have been. What really bothers them is language and sexuality. Most of the R Rated movies you guys love from the 80's aren't as violent as you remember them being. They were rated R for language and nudity. Just like they would be today. Take out the language and nudity and you have a PG-13. Why does an action movie have to be as bloody as a SAW movie? You guys love Christian Bale so much. Most of his successful films are PG-13. You don't think he's a pussy for not ripping people's limbs off and beating them to death with them while cursing like he's having a Shane Hurlbut flashback. This movie needs to be FUN and SUCCESSFUL if you want sequels. The average audience would walk out shellshocked and depressed if they catered to the dozen or so of you guys in here demanding blood and guts on the level of that last RAMBO movie.
cymbalta4thedevil by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 20th, 2009 01:25:54 PM
You're missing the point. Everyhting recently has been so watered down. McClane goes PG-13 and...well...it was bad. It's the norm now, not the exception. All of these franchises that we grew up with are being diluted to appeal to the lowest common denominator. And then, we got news of this movie. Throught he casting, Sly's interviews here, and just the pure attitude surrounding this movie it felt like, "Well, maybe Sly's gonna deliver and give us adults back an old school action movie. It's not that we get giddy when we hear people say, 'fuck.' (Unless it's DeNiro, no one says it like him, but I laugh just looking at him.) It's not that we need to see severed limbs and disembowled men on the battlefield. It was just an attitude, it was a message that THIS MOVIE, this ONE MOVIE, was gonna be an action movie the way an action movie should be. Yes, there will be blood, yes, they will say "fuck." Yet, it's not those things that were important. It just looked like we were going to get a hard-core balls-to-the-wall, no holds barred, R Rated action movie and that was appealing as fuck to all of us. It didn't have to be on that last Rambo's level, that's not what any of us are saying. Die Hard, Terminator, Commando, these and their kind are different movies if released today in a PG-13 format. They really are. "You are one ugly motherfucker." "Yippe-kiyay motherfucker." "Fuck you asshole" It's just that with this cast assembled it seemed that someone was going to out of their way to make one for all of us. What we have with a PG-13 Expendables is a movie in which everyone will be holding back. It's just compromised
dancetothebeatofthelivingdead by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 20th, 2009 01:36:48 PM
and you are basing Sly compromising on what? a PG13 hasn't even been confirmed yet has it? jesus! They haven't even finished filming the fucker yet. If you don't think he is making a balls to the wall old action flick then what is he making? "It didn't have to be on that last Rambo's level, that's not what any of us are saying"...Um that's what a lot of people are saying. Hence a few of us saying calm the fuck down a bit and let's wait and see eh? It's great to speculate what it will or won't be, but to just assume is silly.
Talbacker by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 20th, 2009 01:42:36 PM
If you look back throgh this Talkback, you will see since it was posted that I have been one of the few that has stated that I think the movie will be R-Rated, and I think it will be great. What my last post was responding to was Cymbalta's questioning of everyone's anger and dissapointment over this movie being made palatable for thirteen year old kids. I was defending the desire of us all to see this movie go all-out, not stating that I hate this movie without seeing it based on the rating that the MPAA, not Sly, gives it. I have not been one of the people om this TB flapping their ar,ms because they heard a rumor of a rating, but I felt the need to explain why everyone wants this movie to be the best it can be, and I really, honestly think that an R Rating is a major factor in that happening.
THIS ALREADY IS THE GREATEST ACTION MOVIES EVER by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 20th, 2009 01:45:29 PM
so says sly, arnie, abking and me!:)
by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 20th, 2009 01:45:40 PM
"Something's brewing and I think Sly is gonna bomb out a fucking crazy red band trailer and we'll have no eyeballs left for Cameron to deal with when Avatar rolls around." "Sly reads these talkbacks, he actually reads them!! He knows who is waiting with baited breath for this movie and he knows what we want." I just pulled these from one of my last posts, see?
@AyatollahSexyBack ur welcome!:) by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 20th, 2009 01:45:51 PM

between a R rating and this film gets a part 2 by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 20th, 2009 02:01:29 PM
i`ll take the part 2! i wanna see those badasses together united with those who couldnt make it on part 1. if you people loves those guys support them and do not bullshit talk about i wont support this movie if its not R, thats shit! this idea of sly getting all those icons and legends 2gether for a movie should be supported by the fans. even this shithead tarantino couldnt pull that off! GO AND WATCH IT IN THE CINEMA! DONT DOWNLOAD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE; DANCING WTIH THE DEAD by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 02:03:19 PM
I like you, man... you're my kind of people. I just wish the 'movie going public at large' were as thoughful and as passionate as we are, no? But the fact is, most people, it is true, probably don't care what the movie is rated. And they simply don't get it, either. Probably never will. Movies-- some movies-- used to be an art form. Now they are a a fucking product. Who loses? We all do. Even you stupid fucks out there that don't get it! You lose too.
RE: DAVIDCARRADINE by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 02:10:12 PM
IT'S FUCKS LIKE YOU THAT THEY KEEPING MAKING THESE PG-13 ACTION FILMS... YOU DO REALIZE THIS, RIGHT? IMAGINE IF YOU STOPPED GOING TO THEM, AND YOUR FRIENDS STOPPED GOING TO THEM... IMAGINE WHAT WOULD THEN HAPPEN? YOU GUESSED IT, SMART GUY. THE RETURN OF THE R RATED ACTION MOVIE.
i want it too be rated R as well by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 20th, 2009 02:13:47 PM
but this will not be my do or die, it already has this great action icons cast and thats my main goal to see this, not the rating. i want to see a part two and if this movie will only make a 100 mill like "john rambo" it will have problems sequel wise, yeah "rambo" gets a part 5 but it did cost less than "expendables" and i want to see kurt, wesley, jcvd and all the other guys in a part two!
well see what happend to watchmen by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 20th, 2009 02:15:15 PM
did the R rating help?
DeNiro by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 20th, 2009 02:16:14 PM
Yeah, my man, go see Public Enemies when it comes out. It's no monumental epic piece of art, but it is a damn fine piece of entertainment. I thought it was Mann's best movie since Heat. Kickass shootouts, too. BTW, last night when I said I told your so, I was only referring to my statements that Harry is constantly lurking and could possibly end this debate at any time by simply AHEM REPORTING!!! what he saw, you know, like a reporter would do. Surely, from six hours of on set goodness he could tell us what they were shooitng for just based on language alone. My thoughts were that he wasn;t putting this debate to bed for a reason. Now, it's starting to look like, based on more than one report, he's simply not talking because he just wants to keep pumping this movie and knows the backlash once a children's rating becomes official. I dunno, I'm conflicted, I just know it won't be anywhere near the movie that I already have in my head and hopes.
ALSO... by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 02:17:33 PM
It simply MUST be said, that the only action ICON in the film is Stallone himself. It's not like he got Bruce Willis, Kurt Russell, JCVD or fuck, even Steven Stupid. Yeah, he got Arnie in a small cameo playing himself, and Dolph is cool, but surely no fucking ICON! Mickey Rourke can't do much wrong in my book, but he's sure as shit no action ICON!? Jason S. and Jet Li? Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, they been in there share of action movies, but action ICONS!? What the fuck? Fact is, Stallone was the reason to see the movie... that is, until reports started to surface of its being rating PG-13. Which pretty much translates to: SELLING THE FUCK OUT!
crank 2 didnt made a dime (rated R) by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 20th, 2009 02:18:22 PM
well your point is good de niro but if the R movies didnt make enough money, well simply those movies will not being made anymore, thats the flipside! downloading shit wont help!
WATCHMEN by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 02:31:39 PM
I'm not a comic-book dude, so, like the majority of the folks, I din't know anything about the Watchmen before the movie surfaced. But I do think it's almost comical that the PG-13 KNOWN property that was 'Terminator Salvation' will only end up grossing about 15-20 million more than the R rated, somewhat obscure, no big names in the cast 'Watchmen'... besides, Snyder's previous film, 300, went over 200 mill here in the states. Due in large part to its R rating. Same with Braveheart and a host of other similar movies; Private Ryan, whatever... what do you remember about them? Odds are, the graphic war violence (which would be fitting, of course, due to the fact that they were WAR films). Take that commodity out (graphic, realistic war violence), what are you then left with? Answer: apparently The Expendables.
RE: DANCING WITH THE DEAD by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 02:37:47 PM
Thanks for the tip on 'Enemies'... love Michael Mann (though he's been on a bit of a slump) and same with Johnny Depp. Always go to the movies to support (good) R rated adult entertainment...
DONT GET ME WRONG ROBERT by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 20th, 2009 02:42:27 PM
i`ll pay to see sly and the rest of the guys are bonus! i`ll bet still that willis will be in this and then we have em all 3 sly, arnie & bruce even if they cameo or have very short roles! about mickey he`s fucking cool, dont care if he has a small role, he adds always something special. well sly tried on kurt, jcvd, wesley, segal etc but they simply couldnt or wouldnt. about jason, austin, lee those are the new generation of action guys, well since 00`s and i know why sly put them in and trys to push randy as a new action guy, i`ll get it. but what i also get is, that there are not much good action franchises outthere anymore and if we get one and if that means it needs to be pg 13 well i`ll take the pg 13 and be happy to see another good action franchise with all those icons and legends in the sequels. it already cost 80 mil and you can add 20-30 mil. for advertising so its nearly double as expensive than "john rambo" so this movie must make money or we really will not have a problem about a sequel. we will have the problem that sly will not make that much movies anymore and between this and a R rating i really take that sly will make more movies which he writes, directs and acts in!
well some flops put sly in some shitty movies by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 20th, 2009 02:53:26 PM
that went direct to dvd i`ll never want to see sly ever there again! balboa and rambo made solid good money, but they were simply not world hits like in his good days. if a pg 13 means he can make worldwide something like 50 mil. more, it simply means 50 mil. more and it can count if they make a final bill and see the money doubled his cost and the studio can say "its a hit" we`ll do a sequel! but if its fails and a lot of assholes downloads it, while they go to see a hugh jackman movie with their girlfriends, well then we really have the problem that sly could be in a corner again like he was nearly for 5-6 years before making "rocky balboa" and i dont want him there! put tarantino there this sucker deserves some years in direct to dvd hell and should stop making those chick movies like "bill" "death" & "basterds"!
well "watchmens", "crank 2" were simply not by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 20th, 2009 02:56:21 PM
supported enough and see this list please: http://www.boxofficemojo.com/y early/chart/mpaarating.htm?yr= 2009&rating=R&p=.htm all movies rated r and at number one, is a comedy you get my point i hope so?
crank 2 is the only real action movie in this list by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 20th, 2009 03:04:24 PM
and it made worlwide less than 30 mil. well even this movie will at least cost 40-50 mil. so its not even...even. the first crank even made more money and a lot of people liked this film! about "transporter 3" it was the weakest of all 3, but it made 100 mil. bucks worldwide and its not rated R. so you cant say people dont like statham and you cant say its only 20-25 mil if they rate from pg 13 to R. if statham is liked from a younger audience and between "crank 2" and "transporter 3" its a difference between 70 mil. bucks and i think its a lot! it does count in the end, believe me. i would like to see more good R action movies but sadly they dont make enough money and if they flop guys we like end up in dvd hell! i dont want to see sly there again!
...? by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 03:06:34 PM
people didn't flock to see Crank 2 because of its rating, rather than because of its stupid premise. Watchmen, while underperforming, did still manage to crack 100 million +.
furthermore... by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 03:10:02 PM
Both T2 and Private Ryan were rated R, and both were the top money makers of their respected years (91', 98'). So what do you think happened in the meantime? That people stopped going to R rated movies, or that they stopped making R rated movies people wanted to see?
if many assholes would stop downloading by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 20th, 2009 03:12:45 PM
we wouldnt be in this talk. then R action movie would still be hits at the box office and they would been made more. thats another reason why shit movies like "twilight" get sequels, while those crazy chicks went to see it 2-8 times and while guys like harry gave this "twilight" shit good reviews and we download our old icons, because we`re to lazy to support them at the cinema! my point it doesnt help to say i want rated R movies but only go to the movies 3-4 times a year and download all the other R movies!
well rob taht was in those days when piracy wasnt a sport by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 20th, 2009 03:13:35 PM

the audience from today dont know shit... by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 20th, 2009 03:17:21 PM
about sly, dolph, arnie or bruce. they watch "twilight" and this shit doesnt need to be rated r but if one of those fuckers hears that "the expendables" is good he can go and see it!
91-98 downloading movies did not happen! by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 20th, 2009 03:18:57 PM
or do you really think the "titanic" would have been still at number one if downloading never would have been invented?
...? by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 03:19:19 PM
not really sure what you're talking about with all the downloading...? Seems ratings don't really play a part in that. The last film that made headlines, insofar as downloading was concerned, was Wolverine, which was PG-13, of course.
ZombieHeath...Talkbacker... by JohnCarpenterLives	Jun 20th, 2009 04:04:38 PM
Zombie, I get all your points. It should be noted T2 was cut by British Film Board Censors to obtain the cert. 15. Various video releases have both cut and uncut. Consult IMDB. Talkbacker, can you really argue Rambo was a good movie, seriously good? That it had fleshed out characters? That it had a really solid plot? That Rambo II had a good director? These movies are for hard action fans. Why? Because ultimately they're not really good movies. T2, Predator, Die Hard. Good action flicks? Totally. Truly good movies? No. The actors in this film are fan-favorites, not huge stars. Most tweens know Arnie as a politician than the king of movies! The majority of the audience who are going to see this movie are going to see these bad-asses back in action on the big-screen, versus another direct-to-dvd. The harsh reality is that tweens today don't really know who most these guys are and won't go see it. They prefer cars that turn into robots (robots to cars? whatever) and gay vampires.
I do agree by JohnCarpenterLives	Jun 20th, 2009 04:23:28 PM
that the film isn't even done yet, and I think Sly will push for an R. I think it would be terrible if it isn't rated-R; I do doubt it will be as gory and over-the-top as RAMBO simply because it's a different kind of movie. Hopefully Sly comes on over for an interview when he's able to find time.
I have a hard-on! by Johnno	Jun 20th, 2009 05:33:59 PM
This movie is my childhood dream come true!
JohnCarpenterHasn'tMadeAGoodMovi eInYears by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 06:18:59 PM
You're an idiot. T2 and Die Hard were both GREAT films, regardless of genre. Just like Halloween was a GREAT fucking film regardless of genre... let me guess, you're from the school of thought that determines a films 'supposed' greatness, based on the number of academy awards it recieves? What a fucking moron... and am now, OFFICIALLY, done with you. Next?
Yeah, I totally thought Little Miss Sunshine was way better than by JohnCarpenterLives	Jun 20th, 2009 06:32:19 PM
Jackass.
...for the record by JohnCarpenterLives	Jun 20th, 2009 06:50:35 PM
T2 was nominated for 5 Academy Awards and won 4. Yeah, still just a good action flick. Giant B-Movie, just like Abyss. Die Hard? 4 Academy nods. And the fact of the matter is that Johnny C. hasn't made ANY movie for years, let alone a good one.
...Christ, you make this too easy by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 07:14:34 PM
Allow me a retort? Very well. John Carpenter hasn't made a good movie in decades. Yes. DECADES. On to the latter: if T2 and Die Hard (neither of which recieved any MAJOR academy award nominations) were, as you say, 'good action flicks' or perhaps 'giant B-movies', I very seriously doubt we'd still be talking about them twenty sum years after the fact.
like Plan 9 from Outter Space? Night of the Living Dead? Rocky H by JohnCarpenterLives	Jun 20th, 2009 08:03:38 PM
...and I'll agree with the Carp remark. Everything post-80's is questionable. I'm a fan so I forgive more, sometimes a lot more.
I've done the math by CherryValance	Jun 20th, 2009 08:04:50 PM
and I figured out that I saw Commando in the theater when I was 11. Watching it as a grownup I thought "hmm... this is more violent than I remember". But as a kid it didn't phase me. I saw Land Before Time a couple years later and that scared the shit out of me. Ratings are dumb and I can't believe how much stock people put into them today. I don't think people consulted the MPAA as much back in the day. We're probably better for it too.
Fair enough... by topfivevideo	Jun 20th, 2009 08:24:14 PM
He also did Newsies, Reign of Fire, Equilibrium, and Shaft... I still stand by the fact that The Machinist was his best performance by a mile... I am not saying he's shit by any means I am just saying that when somebody is truly acting.. hes putting themself into a character.. for two hours they are a total different person... I mean come on.. look at the amount of weight that guy lost for that role and then immediately put back on for Batman.. thats commitment.. I don't give a shit what lame as Spielberg movie he was in... don't give me that shit... that asshole ruined Indiana Jones along whit douchebag George "Everything Better with a Little CGI" Lucas. And you want to talk about doing a Spielberg movie before the pubes set in... some other actor did one... um... let me think.... Haley Joel "I see dead people hanging around second hand lions with A. I. " Osment... those two took a brilliant idea of Kubricks and turned into piss
RE: JOHN CARPENTER IS DEAD by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 08:43:35 PM
Well, yeah... films like T2, Die Hard, Night of the Living Dead, hell, Predator too, to a lesser extent, although they were all "genre" films, they have acheived the greatest acheivement any film could ever possibly acheive... they're timeless. And not because a lot of shit blew up, or body parts were ripped to shreds, rather they were very good movies. Unforgettable movies. Plan 9? Unforgettable for just the opposite reason. But that is a whole other conversation.
RE: TOP FIVE by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 08:49:11 PM
I'd have to disagree, pal. A.I. wasn't 'done in' by Spielberg or Osmont, rather by Kubrick's own, unfinished screenplay. In other words, you can blame Spielberg for making it, but you can't blame him for fucking it up...
BUT INDY 4... by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 20th, 2009 08:51:38 PM
Yeah, I'm with you on that one. Blame him all you want for that, won't hear neary a word from me.
If They Make a Great Action Movie by cymbalta4thedevil	Jun 20th, 2009 11:02:26 PM
The rating should be beside the point. That's what I'm trying to say. Terminator Salvation was a flawed movie from the jumpoff. Adding a few F bombs and Moon Bloodgood's naked tits would not have pushed it into masterpiece territory. Making the action bloodier wouldn't have saved it either. Live Free or Die Hard was a flawed movie as well. Some of the action was just too over the top to suspend disbelief. Having more graphic violence or hearing Bruce Willis say motherfucker for the umpteenth time would not have made it as good as the original. When you guys go to the theater do you say "I wanna see a great movie" or do you say "Let's watch that. It's Rated R. Even if it's lousy I might get to see some blood and tits and hear people curse." ? I trust these guys to make a good movie. Maybe a great one. If they save some stuff for an unrated cut, so be it. Every horror movie and sex comedy is doing that these days, even WITH an R Rating in release. If a new generation of teenagers get turned on to how cool these guys are, how is that a bad thing?
Fuck this PG-13 Bullshit!! by veebeeyes	Jun 21st, 2009 12:27:07 AM
If it ain't R, I ain't watching.
have pg and r versions, like imax and non imax versions by ironic_name	Jun 21st, 2009 02:27:05 AM
that way ellie may clampett can take her brood to see the splosuns, but won't have her pretend Christian values* sullied by a tit. *at what point did americans decide Jesus was ok with violence? the guy hung out with adulterers and lepers and people who needed help, a tit is a tit, but war and death are ok for american tv.
@cymbalta4thedevil I AM WITH YOU ON THIS by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 21st, 2009 03:29:05 AM
rating doesn not mean=good movie! i`ll go and watch it because of the idea of putting them all back on the big screen, not because i think it will outshine "john rambo" on the gore element, which will not happen and never was intended from sly. if you folks dont get the title of the movie and what sly wanted with this, you`ll have a problem and it is not about rating! sly did many good movies, guilty pleasures without an R rating, same goes to arnie, bruce etc and they also did good movie with an R rating, whats the point? as long as the movie is good, i dont care about rating. this besides all other facts has already THE BEST ACTION MOVIE CAST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! better than "predator" better than any "die hard" "lethal weapon" "terminator" or "tango & cash" and you folks talk about rating???? i bet my ass some of the rating folks went to see "wolverine" or "twilight" or "terminator" or transformers" and are the one who do complain about rating. if your girlfirend says lets go see "wolverine" your in but here they talk about, if its not rated R i dont watch it! yeah you´ll download it right, piss off! thhts the reason why all those cool guys, icons etc are in direct to dvd hell, because simply you download those movies these days! so whats the point about R rating? had you supported more R rated movies, well simply they would have been made more but you did not and now you want it in with a do or die saying in this movie and if it aint rated R you wont see it. great go on and destroy what sly trys to do with this movie BUT PLEASE DONT COMPLAIN IF THIS MOVIE FAILS THAT ZAC EFRON, ROBERT PATTISON AND SHIA WILL BE IN THE NEXT WAR EPIC THE BADASSES! if you dont support the real tough guys hollyweired thinks and make new gritty dark movie simply with the "actors" the girls want and support and thats those 3 motherfuckers every man hates! so good idea guys, lets not support "th expendables" downlaod this and wait what happens! since every ass in here hated "INDY 4" and this movie didnt do shit @the box office...oh wait, it did a shit full of money and it will get another "indy" movie and we will see this shithead shia again...get my point? ynot ok. "twilight" didnt make money, oh that was not true...it made a shit lot of money and it gets a sequel and the fucking girls& harry made it happen! so if you try to sabotage this movie and then i dont want you fucks to complain about unbelievable leads in future badass movies. cus soon this will be the case! girls and woman make movies this days, simply men are to lazy to support their movies at the cinema, they download them, or buy the dvds or blue rays. girls and woman support shit they love/like! men only talk about what they like...times changed! men made "star wars", "star treck" "rambo" "terminator" and stuff to what it is but with home computer time they become lazy suckers and woman took over and made "titanic" to what it become. we wnet back with "the dark knight" but even with this coulndt get our status back. women watch a movie they like 3-8 times in the cinema...look at shit like "sex in the city". the last time men brought a series from tv to a movie was "x files"! men dont do much anymore besides talking, they simply dont support the right stuf anymore and everybody has opinios, women just support, where men talk!
rated r movies box office 2009 by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 21st, 2009 03:35:10 AM
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/y early/chart/mpaarating.htm?yr= 2009&rating=R&p=.htm so whats the point about rated R action movies, when a comedy made the most of the money in 2009 with rated r. really this is stupid! i´ll watch "the expendables" in the cinema cus i know what sly trys with this. i`m a fan, not a shithead talker and a rating can not tell if its a good or bad movie. the cast is the seller for me and people who talk about ratings and supported or will support "wolverine" "terminator slavation" "twilight" "transformers" or "indy 4" are just shitheads and dont get it at all!
you can go and watch tarantino,shia, twilighty and zac movies by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 21st, 2009 03:37:58 AM
while i`ll watch men movies! even a men movies rated pg 13 is still a men movie because men are in and not lord young gayness indy jones butt smutt jr.
The Magnificent Seven, remember this one? by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 21st, 2009 03:41:06 AM
i think it was not about rating then, just about a cool cast and a good movie right? but some shitheads may think it should be rated r cus it needed to be more violent, oh or shittalk like "well it had a way complex story" than "the expendables"!;) yeah right, screw you and watch "pussy basterds" in the cinema it has a way cooler cast, or "new moon"! yeah right...
well dark knight could have been more rated R by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 21st, 2009 03:44:47 AM
i guess and way more dark and gritty and violent. it really doesnt matter, that it was good, it needs more gigant robots and more violence right???????
RE: CYM4THEDEVIL by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 21st, 2009 06:17:45 AM
With all due respect, I believe you are missing the point all together... we are not saying that all R rated movies are good, or that we only go to R rated movies. If Sly set out to make the best film he could, ragardless of rating, and the film ended up being PG-13, so be it. But this, we fear, is not the case. When a studio stipulates to a filmmaker a rating before the film is even in the can, that's a real fucking problem, right? The word COMPROMISED comes to mind, and a host of others. When Rocky Balboa came out, I was chiming in on how much better it would have been had it been rated R... it was a sequal to a PG rated franchise. But in contrast, our anger is in the fact that they are making PG-13, kid-friendly sequels to hardcore R rated action films, just (and this is important) to make more money. This is the very definition of SELLING THE FUCK OUT. Think of it another way: how would you feel, or how do thing the majority of parents out there would feel if they started making R rated sequels to PG rated franchises? You know, like an R rated sequel to fucking Paul Blart!? I can see it now, Mall Cop 2: Observe and Report!? Catch my drift yet?
DeNiro by topfivevideo	Jun 21st, 2009 06:19:36 AM
Ok so yea, it was an unfinished script... thats like giving your friend half of a story and saying finish it and dont ask me what I meant by any of it... I think had Kubrick been alive to do it himself you would have had a much different movie because it was unfinished. The whole feel of the movie was very un-Kubrick I just keep thinking to what might-have been. I just think that Steven should have kept his hand off thats all but yea.... THEY RAPED INDY!!!!!!!
Also DeNiro, by topfivevideo	Jun 21st, 2009 06:26:07 AM
I think the problem with the R-rated vs. PG13 is very simple... when I was a kid R movies were movies that pushed the boundaries... there was really no line for them to cross... I mean snuff-films excluded but the line just wasn't there... Now the MPAA and Studios have pushed the line so far back that most movie today are PG-13.. the MPAA thinks they are saving peoples sensability and the studios are thinking they can now get bigger dollars for their films. I recently saw Drag Me to Hell... now you haters can hate all you want, I loved that flick... it was as close as we've gotten to pure Raimi since Darkman. But I had to see the damn thing on a Sunday morning at 11 because all the friggin kids that were in the thing we just nuts and immature. Thats the problem I don't want to have anymore, especially with the slice of fried gold Sly's working on... so R the damn thing... hell X it if you must.. I'll take anything but a PG13 that would just be nuts man.
DRAG ME TO HELL by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 21st, 2009 06:40:34 AM
I'm with you on that one, pal. Great movie. But you know something? I never got the feeling that Raimi set out to make it PG-13, rather he just got lucky with the Ratings Board. And that's entirely different from purposely having a gun go off at the very moment John McClane utters his famous catchprase, you know?
Verbage: "not one of the titties" by Talkbacker with no name	Jun 21st, 2009 09:20:50 AM
hahahaha brilliant
Actually sound like a lot of fun by safetygeekssvi	Jun 21st, 2009 11:18:35 AM
And pleased not to see men emasculated and feminized in a movie for a change. Its like being on the set of the Great Race or something. Thanks for the report I love those guys in a bro-mance kind of way of course
DeNiro, by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead	Jun 21st, 2009 07:08:14 PM
I hated Drag Me To hell, I know that most people on this site throw out, "Worst ever" and "hated it" type grand sweepimg statements all the time. It seems for me to make a statement like that would mean very little here considering how often these statements are thrown out. However, I don't throw them around at all. I walked out of one movie in my life, Mr. Wrong with Ellen Degeneres. There have been a few times that I've wanted to or have been tempted to; Drag Me To Hell was one of these times. I don;t know if I expected too much of it, no, I didn;t expect too much. Low expectations would not have saved it for me. There was so much wrong with that movie in my opinion that I couldn't possibly pin it down in one post. What surprised me most of all was what I thought the biggest problem was; the directing. I'm happy for all of you who like it and I'm really happy for all of you who got the horror film they've been waiting years for, I really am. For me,all I was left with was a grand sweeping statment. 2009 provided for me the biggst film dissapointment in my life, the return of Indiana Jones. It destroyed a large protion of what little bit of film innocence I have left. To see an Indy picture with no heart made strictly for a buck broke me alittle inside. But right up there with Indiy on my top 5 dissapointments all time is Drag Me To Hell
HARRY- STOP using hyphens all the time! by D.Vader	Jun 21st, 2009 07:45:41 PM
"As Dolph continued to wrestle with the scene, Stallone decided before the midnight lunch break – to offer up a series of quick improv’d lines for the rest of the team." What the hell does that mean? The hyphen is useless!
Verbage by CherryValance	Jun 21st, 2009 09:21:06 PM
You made me picture that. And what's worse, said titty sounded like Danny DeVito.
dark shite by ironic_name	Jun 21st, 2009 09:42:54 PM
even my screen name is funnier than yours, you called yourself the dark shite, like thats called a circumlocution , which is supposed to be 'ironic' or 'humourous' my screen name is Ironic name, trumping yours. in short, I'm funnier, smarter, a better dresser, and probably better looking than you. now go away.
well, fuck. by ironic_name	Jun 21st, 2009 09:48:51 PM
thats what I get for having 7 aicn tabs open and not checking which one I was on.
Lil' Kim should hide a desert eagle in her cooch by ironic_name	Jun 21st, 2009 09:52:34 PM
and terry can say: "sheeit, after me, that bitch can hide a bazooka up there!"
that sideshow collectibles Jessica Rabbit figurine... by The Amazing G	Jun 21st, 2009 11:56:45 PM
makes me feel funny in pants
RE: DANCING WITH THE DEAD (...IN HELL) by DeNiro4Prez	Jun 22nd, 2009 07:18:24 AM
I appreciate your passion, man... I REALLY do! You remind me of... ME. Now although I disagree with you on 'Drag Me to Hell'--again, I thought it was BRILLIANT; far and away the most inventive horror film I had seen in years-- I had a similar experience this summer with 'UP'. Scored, I don't know, something like 98% oo rotten tomatoes, and everybody I knew kept raving about it, and so forth... so, and even though I usually just can't get into 'toons all the much, I went, along with my 7 year old son (who also loved 'Drag me to Hell', by the by)... film started out very well, that is, until the house lands in the jungle, and the Saturday morning cartoon hyjinks began... I left the theater scratching my head as to why in the fuck THIS movie was built UP the way that it was...? But to each their own. Keep up the great posts, my friend.
Omega, you almost created a new word. by Garbage	Jun 22nd, 2009 07:59:46 AM
Sylvester "Testosterone" Stallone = testostallone.
If you want Rated R action movies then... by Kenshiro_187	Jun 22nd, 2009 08:37:30 AM
It has to take that one R movie that rakes in millions for execs to see that Rated R action films can draw. The Expendables could have been it but Bourne, Quantum and even Taken has shown you don't need an R rated action film unlike the good old days in the 80s. But I agree with DavidCarradine, Mag 7 was action packed and that was not rated r.
Omega, that could be a new product to sell... by Kenshiro_187	Jun 22nd, 2009 08:38:29 AM
for Stallone's fitness company, Instone.
cart before the horse? by i3U7N5	Jun 22nd, 2009 08:39:07 AM
Probably a stupid question considering the forum but why all the discourse regarding the rating? I know it's the internet and thus, home of sandy clam diatribe but you guys HAVE looked at the plot synopsis and the cast list right?? I'm all for the movie being of Rambo 4 brutality and violence but holy shit, any way you slice it this is a dream film and short of Clooney smirking at Pitt and bumping around in suits that cost the GNP of Eastern Suckistan, Hollywood doesn't make films like this. This is our Wild Bunch, our Magnificent Seven, Guns of Navarone. This is like being a kid again and being able to go grab all your favorite action figures and throw them together in a big fight out on the play ground. WTF more can you ask for? So maybe (and that's the operative word, we really don't know yet) it's not as gloriously violent as Rambo 4 but again, this has SO much potential in every other possible facet of the film. I can tell you from first hand experience, seeing those guys decked out in tactical gear all standing side by side w the fully automatics roaring, EXPENDABLE tattoos blazing was enough convincing for me. I'm already the first person in line at my theater. Wait until you see some of those set stills or the first teaser and you won't give a fuck if it's PG-13 or R.
Sounds promising by subfreq	Jun 22nd, 2009 09:48:00 AM
Like they are harking back to the proper characters in an action like the first Predator. Would love it if they establish this as a franchise and cycle through the action legends like Snipes, Willis and others.
Stallone is the only real star mentioned here... by SmokeFilledTavern	Jun 22nd, 2009 11:18:47 AM
I mean Statham and Lee are pretty disposable and their action careers are letdowns. This needs Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, and Van Damme.
Why don't they bring Snipes back into the mix? by OgreYouAsshole	Jun 22nd, 2009 12:00:26 PM
Just film his scenes in the U.S.
Well by i3U7N5	Jun 22nd, 2009 12:01:36 PM
Chuck Norris was never the sort of action hero to do this sort of flick and despite the stupid jokes that have endured for what seems like eons, Norris is/was "action-lite" imo. his most memorable film moment, for me, is getting his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee. Segal, really...hmm. I'm sure the shooting schedule conflicted with his latest moo moo fitting or he'd have been in the flick. And JCVD...he said no once but my money is on him being in the sequel. Assuming this movie lives up to it's potential, pretty much anyone on the outside looking in is going to be making a play to be in the follow ups.
And as far as a sequel is concerned. by OgreYouAsshole	Jun 22nd, 2009 12:04:27 PM
I've read that Stallone has that intention, barring a box-office collapse. Then we could see Forrest Whitaker, Arnold (in a bigger role if he doesn't run another term) & other actors who couldn't make it in the first time around.
If the movie is going to be PG13 by ominus	Jun 22nd, 2009 01:53:06 PM
i am not goint to watch it at the cinemas,and ofc wont buy the R-Rated DC dvd when its released. i am sorry,but i supported sly when he created his last rambo/rocky movies,and if this is the way he repays his fans,then to hell with him.he is not going to take a cent for his expendables from me
A film... by itsjust_notcool_anymore_baby	Jun 22nd, 2009 02:55:18 PM
that sounds like it's way past expiration date. Do you think they had to inflate Arnie's tits?
Do we get to see Dolph's testicles in this film? by EDGARWRIGHTS_TESTICLESOBSESSION	Jun 22nd, 2009 03:19:17 PM
I mean I'll probably see it anyway but that would totally seal the deal!
Dont think PG13 would help it at the BO by judge dredds fresh undies	Jun 22nd, 2009 03:33:26 PM
As someone above mentioned, this is going to primarily appeal to an older audience even younger Statham fans are probably at least in their late teens. Statham and Lee shit on Norris and Seagal from a great hight, for one thing they can both act...
BOOST ROCKY@imdb by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 22nd, 2009 04:01:56 PM
just watched "rocky" again for the 45th time or so (thx sly for this beautiful and perfect movie) and i still wonder, why this movie is not ranked higher at IMDB (right now no#244)????? i mean, even freaking "groundhog day" is at 176 or "in bruges" at 204????? those were funny movies but "rocky" was an oscar movie, that gave inspiration for hundreds of people becoming writers, actors, directors, sport guys or simply ordinary people, who wont give up and fight for their rights etc. give this movie a boost and your 10 stars @imdb if you are a sly fan or a movie fan and havent done it, go and do it now!!!!!!!!! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00 75148/
BOOST ROCKY@IMDB by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 22nd, 2009 04:02:23 PM
just watched "rocky" again for the 45th time or so (thx sly for this beautiful and perfect movie) and i still wonder, why this movie is not ranked higher at IMDB (right now no#244)????? i mean, even freaking "groundhog day" is at 176 or "in bruges" at 204????? those were funny movies but "rocky" was an oscar movie, that gave inspiration for hundreds of people becoming writers, actors, directors, sport guys or simply ordinary people, who wont give up and fight for their rights etc. give this movie a boost and your 10 stars @imdb if you are a sly fan or a movie fan and havent done it, go and do it now!!!!!!!!! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00 75148/
fuck making it R fuck making it pg13 just MAKE IT GOOD by slappy jones	Jun 22nd, 2009 04:37:24 PM

@i3U7N5 I`M WITH YOU MAN!:) by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 22nd, 2009 04:37:54 PM
really i would love it to be violent and stuff, but it will not be my do or die thing to watch this movie or not! pg or not...with this hell of a cast! i mean how many movies are outthere with a cast from maybe 2-3 generations of actors/action stars/icons? what happend in the last 20 years on that kind of level, what did we had "private ryan" you gotta be kidding me "thin red line" yeah it was an awesome cast and a very poetic movie, sweet BUT where were the badasses???????? we had "predator" but come on, it was arnold and some cool supporting roles from carl, jesse and bill thats it! the reals badass list is in here... they are here, some people can complain fukker jcvd is not in and why is statham in, or why is segal not in, or where is kurt or your mothers ass????? well its simple SLY ASKED THEM ALL, all the fan faves, all the badasses, action icons etc. the ones who are not in, are the ones who declined like jcvd because he is a pussy. segal because he has problems with avi lerner. kurt because he asks his agent when he can screw goldie and at which time! sandy bullcok wont do violent movies anymore and i really dont know why scott adkins couldnt be in and why dann trejo is not on baord, it will have his reasons?? wesley snipes couldnt make it because of his shitty law problems and the list goes on. SO STOP COMPLAINING WHO IS NOT IN AND WHY YOUR MOTHER WONT DO A LAPDANCE ON SLY! it is how it is, sly tried on all those sorry asses and the ones who got guts are in and the ones who are not in, should i repeat myself FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this movie will bring balance to awesomeness. i mean look at freaking tarantina (the hope of somany nerds) this fukker promised us for years to make this badass war flick with those icons like sly, arnie and willis and what now, who is in: pitt, schweiger, roth, myers, krüger, brühl...i mean YOU GOTTA BE FUKKING KIDDING ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sly is the only one who can bring them together, where this hack tarantina failed hard and big, sly was the only one who could pull it off! give the man credit and respect for bringing us your next favorite movie of all times. so stop this shit about pg 13 like there aint thousands of shitty movies outthere who a rated R! since when does rated R means its a good movie, if you want to see gore and cheap action movies with a little bit more fake blood than usual, well simply rent your rated R movie at the next blockbuster from segal. he makes a lot of rated r stuff..WHOOOHA and yeah acts well and is trained and has a great cast in it, its a good written story, from someone who was nominated for an oscar for screenplay...OH SORRY that was this movie not segals!;) so bitch on about pg13 or rated r...i`ll watch this out of respect for sly and what he created with this. he listend to your sorry asses most of the time, while other fukkers like tarantina do their shit on their own shitty mind and fuck you up in the end, while he fucks up a legend on screen, like he did with kurt russell. well if you like it that way...go watch "basterds" and "deathproof" in a double feature and sit around next to a lot of ugly chicks, who thinks quentin is still the shit and after that you can go watch "twilight" and "sex in the city" if you aint fed up then go watch "transformer" with shia la bifi and "high school musical 3" and after you come out of the cinema, singing and swingingly, i`m gonna beat you up. cus i`ll watched "the expendables" had a six pack and went to the gym before i killed my sixpack!;)
... by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 22nd, 2009 04:53:17 PM
sly stallone ------------------------------ - jet li ------------------------------ jason statham ------------------------------ - dolph lundgren ------------------------------ mickey rourke ------------------------------ terry crews ------------------------------ eric roberts ------------------------------ - arnold schwarzenegger ------------------------------ -- steve austin ------------------------------ gary daniels ------------------------------ -- randy couture ------------------------------ --- church...(bruce willis, michael biehn, mel gibso... maybe?) ------------------------------ --- so fukkers and rockers...this is the casting list i would pay for if only 3-4 guys named were in a movie! but they are all in one movie!!!!!!!!! i hope some of the freaks complaining about pg 13 are not the ones who watched "wolverine" or "terminator slavation" with their girlfirends?????
if this movie fails while you stupid fukks... by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 22nd, 2009 04:58:20 PM
download it! well its pretty simple after that you wont see a movie like this never again! you can cry to mum about it after that and complain for the decades to come, why you havent supported it and go see one future war badass movie after another with zac efron, shia la bifi and robert "his gayness" twillighty cus those will be the next icons of our future and you will stupidly watch it with your girlfiends and wifes! have fun!
IF THIS MOVIE wont get the support it needs by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 22nd, 2009 05:02:19 PM
you can cry out loud to daddy about your so called principles and why you didnt saw it at the cinema and why you wont buy the dvd, or bue ray etc but you have "crystal skull" and "phantom menace" in your collection...well piss off!
Where was Stone Cold Steve Austin? by Jabroni	Jun 22nd, 2009 05:10:26 PM
You didn't get to meet the Texas Rattlesnake...for shame!
Hopefully there are some scenes by EDGARWRIGHTS_TESTICLESOBSESSION	Jun 22nd, 2009 05:12:48 PM
where all the hunks are naked from the waist down.
about pg wont help...statham etc. by DavidCarradinesAutoEroticRobot	Jun 22nd, 2009 05:28:21 PM
"crank 2" rated R boxoffice=Worldwide: $29,953,858!!!!!!!! "transporter 3" (the worst of them all) pg 13 = Worldwide: $101,569,667!!!!! so please dont tell shit about this or that wont help jason, kids or ur mama!
This is how the SEQUELS should go, suckas. by GibsonUSA Returns	Jun 22nd, 2009 06:12:42 PM
EXPENDABLES RETURNS: SHOOTERS Chow Yun Fat Antonio Banderas Wesley Snipes EXPENDABLES FOREVER: STRIKERS Jackie Chan Chuck Norris Steven Seagal Kimbo Slice Dwayne Johnson
IDKY... by itsjust_notcool_anymore_baby	Jun 22nd, 2009 07:19:38 PM
There are some of you so torn between Basterds and Expendables...yea...as if 'Rocky Balboa' was that "wet dream comeback" you oh so needed.
BTW... by itsjust_notcool_anymore_baby	Jun 22nd, 2009 07:23:00 PM
Instead of having the actioners with the biggest muscles why not try having a few new guys join the crowd? I like the idea of Statham
Terry Crews - A-Team by iwishireadmore	Jun 22nd, 2009 09:58:37 PM
Terry Crews would be perfect for the role of Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus. Hopefully the rumors regarding Commmon are just that. Rumors.
Fuck Dudikoff by fivezero	Jun 22nd, 2009 11:51:15 PM
Where's the dude from Gymkata? And it would be cool if the kids from Three Ninjas got killed in the first scene!
Terry Crews - A-Team by ironic_name	Jun 23rd, 2009 04:38:15 AM
http://tinyurl.com/2htqt8 http://tinyurl.com/nv9dkq
That would be cool. by WillardGreensThunderballs	Jun 23rd, 2009 05:14:14 AM

DavidCarradine, I agree, downloading this movie is a no... by Kenshiro_187	Jun 23rd, 2009 08:29:16 AM
downloading Basterds, thats a yes, Tarantino doesn't get my money anymore. But the Expendables is well paid entertainment!
Good write up at IGN by JuanSanchez	Jun 23rd, 2009 08:42:03 AM
http://movies.ign.com/articles /996/996849p1.html
How about adding Grace Jones while we're at it. by OgreYouAsshole	Jun 23rd, 2009 12:04:04 PM

Ask Sly to put Melissa Rivers in it by Knobules	Jul 1st, 2009 10:29:21 AM
So they can spend 10 minutes blowing her fat ass apart.
i agree by ukfilms28	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:29:48 PM
i hope it gets the r rating it deserves,you carnt have all them action stars and then have the movie as violent as a playground fight and i agree with the sequels gibson usa said would be awesome to get everyone we want back in sequels!!!
oh and by ukfilms28	Jul 2nd, 2009 05:33:22 PM
stallone should blow up mcg, tom rothman and everyone in hollywood who comes up with ass handed remakes and the crap blockbusters we have to see on the pirate ship to, now that would be worth seeing alone!!!
Oh man by samuraiwahoo	Jul 4th, 2009 12:06:11 PM
I would have given my left foot to be there. This is going to be so great. If there is only 1 movie I could watch in 2010, this fucker would be it. I CAN NOT WAIT!!!!!!
last? by ironic_name	Aug 16th, 2009 07:35:29 PM

Are you? by Orcus	Aug 17th, 2009 01:08:48 PM

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Harry has seen THE EXPENDABLES in Action, Joking and making their film!

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